The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (2010–…): Season 10, Episode 1 - The Crown Isn't So Heavy - full transcript
Kyle's new clothing line brings the women of Beverly Hills together for New York Fashion Week, where Dorit quickly realizes Kyle's lack of experience in the fashion world could turn into a ...
- All right,
- All right,
the astrology guy's here.
He's pulled all of your charts.
- Kyle is a Capricorn.
What will get you
the most worked up
is when someone is being
treated unfairly.
- Yeah. Yeah, I think
it's ----ing weird.
- All right, Dorit,
when you do get upset,
it's almost like a tidal wave.
- Let me finish!
- You never stop talking!
- I'm gonna freak
the (BLEEP) out.
- Oh, those are fighting words.
For me, that is some
white people stuff.
[chuckles]
This season
on "The Real Housewives
of Beverly Hills"...
[all cheering]
- My God!
- Talk about fancy,
this is how we roll!
Well, that's Beverly Hills.
- I need to buy myself
a car to feel better.
- Like our Jag?
Hey!
[laughter]
- [indistinct]
- What's wrong with you?
- I've never been with a girl.
I've only been with a couple.
- Judgy was-y was
a pregnant woman.
[laughter]
- Welcome to Rome!
[cheering]
- Ciao.
[cheering]
- To Rome!
- I hope it's not over.
I love drama.
- Denise, there is a side
of you that is hidden.
- Ohh.
- She's not who
she pretends to be.
- So they ----ed.
- That is a huge thing
to ----ing say.
Don't try and destroy
my family.
- What if she's
manipulating me?
You sent a cease and desist?
[tense music]
- Who told you that?
- Ooh, you're so angry.
♪ ♪
[upbeat music]
- Around here,
there's more than just dresses
in everyone's closet.
- The secret to life,
dance like everyone
is watching.
- I won't settle for anything
less than everything.
♪ ♪
- Life is an audition,
and, honey,
I am getting that part.
- You never know what
to expect when I'm expecting.
♪ ♪
- Break a leg?
Not in these heels, honey.
♪ ♪
- My life may not be
a fairytale,
but I'll always get
a happy ending.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- I have to pack for North
Carolina, then New York.
- Okay.
- Then back to North Carolina,
but I still have to have room
for my bags and my shoes.
- We're gonna make it work.
- We got this.
But it is fashion week.
- Okay.
- These, these, these.
Oh, my God.
I've got to stop
with all these bras!
I mean, I only have two boobs.
[laughter]
♪ ♪
- You got everything packed?
- Got everything packed.
- I'm getting anxiety
just watching you pack.
- [laughs]
- Once a year,
the ladies of Beverly Hills
pack their bags...
- Oh, yes.
- And head to New York City
for Fashion Week.
It's like
an annual pilgrimage.
You want to get
your best clothes.
You want to be dressed up.
- It's in.
The new corset.
- It's the closest
that some of us
will ever get
to a religious experience.
- Yes!
- It looks--
This is like the evolution
of Erika, I love it.
- The New York Fashion Week
is just something
you don't want to miss.
Don't you jump on my bed!
But this year
is different for me
because I am actually
one of the designers.
Look how pretty this is.
- Oh, that zebra's
amazing on the pink.
- And I had the brilliant idea
of creating a line
and then debuting it
at New York Fashion Week.
Why would I do that to myself?
I think we have
15 professional models,
and then Denise is walking.
Dorit, Teddi,
Lisa Rinna, Erika.
- Are we not considered
professional?
- What are you trying
to say about my walk?
- Teddi's gonna be like this.
- Wow we're Facetiming.
- Yes.
What are you wearing?
- Well, I'm wearing a lot of,
like, jumpsuits.
- All black?
- Well, I'm showing in
a lot of others colors.
- Oh, right.
Well, I will see you
in New York. I cannot wait.
This is gonna be
an epic girls' trip.
♪ ♪
- Oh, hello.
- Good morning.
- Good morning.
- How are you?
- Good.
You ready?
- I think so.
- I used to be a model
when I was younger,
but if I was not
in Kyle's show,
would I be going
to Fashion Week?
I'd rather not.
- I'm not shocked though.
♪ ♪
- Whoa, the Empire State
Building.
- ♪ Big boy rains,
big boy rain drop ♪
♪ Big boy change,
big boy change up ♪
♪ ♪
- I think you can powder me
just a little bit,
like, on the T zone.
Like, just a smidge.
- Mm-hmm.
- Do you up your game
for Fashion Week?
Abso----ing-lutely you do.
♪ ♪
- Hello. Welcome to the Towers
at Lotte New York Palace.
I'm Becky,
the general manager.
- Kyle Richards.
- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.
My daughter, Sophia.
- Hi.
- Hi. So nice to meet you.
Please, right this way.
- Thank you.
- Welcome to
your corner suite.
- It's so nice.
This room is gorgeous!
- So this is the room
for your daughters,
and this is
your bedroom here.
- This is beautiful.
This view is gorgeous.
- I didn't realize
how high up we were.
- Don't look down.
[horns blare]
♪ ♪
- I don't think we've had
a performance go this fast.
- Well, you went
from doing our tour,
which was an hour show,
and this is a fashion show.
It has to be nailed
in that one moment.
That's the pressure.
- Ow! My head.
Fashion Week and Erika Jayne.
It's a perfect marriage.
- All right, you mistresses
of the dark.
We're gonna ----ing kill it.
- Yeah!
[cheering]
- We got invited to go perform
at the VFILES show,
which is a blog showcasing
young, emerging designers.
all: Oh!
- I'm gonna look just like
that at Kyle's.
[laughter]
- Yeah, you and me both.
- Initializing VFILES
runway simulation.
♪ ♪
- Wow.
- Honey, Erika Jayne
is still performing.
She's still saying yes.
- [coughing]
- Materializing Brooke Candy
and Erika Jayne.
- I'm at the Barclays Center
during Fashion Week,
and that's big,
until there's something bigger
that comes along.
[cheers and applause]
[horn blares]
♪ ♪
[line rings]
- Hello?
- Hi, honey.
- Hey, baby.
- How's it going?
- The kids are great.
I did a barbecue, and
Sami was like, "Oh, my God.
I miss a home-cooked meal,"
so that was nice.
- Aaron and I have been
through so much,
in our first year of marriage.
[cheers and applause]
Fires happened.
I don't think we're gonna be
living back here very soon.
We were living in hotels
for four months.
Now, we're back in Malibu.
I still do not feel settled,
but we are still having sex
every day, so that helps too.
Did you get my naughty selfie
I sent you?
- Oh, yes.
- [laughs]
[line rings]
- Hi, mama.
- How are you?
- Oh, my God, Kyle.
I'm exhausted!
- I know.
Alexia just got here.
She was on the redeye
right after you.
I know you're tired, and if you
say no, I totally understand.
I really don't know what to do
with the styling of the models.
- You've got
all the samples there.
You have pictures.
You've got accessories.
- Pictures?
- Is everybody having
the same hair and makeup?
- When we decided to do
a fashion show,
I wasn't really grasping
what was going to happen
in New York City.
These are the things
I don't know.
This is what I don't know.
I'm supposed to decide this.
But now that I'm here,
I'm scared.
When I think back
to your fashion show,
you seemed very calm.
- This is backwards.
This should be lined up.
Just pull your boobs in, yeah?
Honey, I've done it
so many times.
- Well, can you do it
one more time,
and let me know how it goes?
[laughter]
- What about all the girls?
- I don't know.
Erika's taking them somewhere,
but I need you.
- Okay, let's just go there,
and we'll figure it all out.
I promise.
- Oh, my God.
You're a lifesaver.
Thank you.
- The Sprinter's out here.
Let's go.
- What would a trip be
without a Sprinter?
- Come on, Denise.
Get in the back.
- Well, thank you all
for coming.
- Oh, we love to come.
- I'm so excited.
- So when I was 18,
I moved to the city
and did not go to college.
I moved to New York
with big dreams
and started to audition
and try to get jobs.
But like everybody else,
the rent was due.
And my girlfriend said,
"You know what?
"There's this place.
It's kind of like a nightclub.
You should come with me,"
and we come out to Jersey.
And I'm like,
"This is a strip club."
She's like,
"No, it's a go-go bar."
And I was like, "Oh, okay,"
so I did it for almost,
like, two years.
I don't know how to type.
I don't know
how to be a secretary.
I know how to sing
and dance, baby.
- I did not know that.
- I had no idea.
- I got news for you!
I was stripping over here.
I was stripping last night.
- There you go!
- The same sh--
30 years later.
Nothing has changed.
- I feel very overwhelmed
right now.
- I know.
The reason why I couldn't
come in yesterday,
I had the mediation finally.
You know,
the Beverly Beach lawsuit...
- Oh, right, right, right.
- That we've been in?
- You're involved in
an ongoing lawsuit with your
former business partner.
- With Beverly Beach.
- He wants
a certain amount of money.
The judge has ordered
mediation.
And then we finally came
to a resolution.
I think everyone's just like,
"You know what?
Let's just be done with this."
- Yes. Oh!
- I know. I know.
- Thank God.
- I've lived with this lawsuit
that I couldn't express
my frustration about
for so long,
but both parties
gave a little bit.
Now, it's finally over.
- Is it wrong to grab a
New York hotdog on the street?
- No.
- 'Cause I'm really
starving to death.
- No. I'm thinking about
getting a pretzel.
both: Yeah! Two Cokes!
- Two Cokes.
- Two Cokes and a--
- And mustard.
- How much is it?
- 22.
- There you go. Thank you.
- Thank you!
Thank you!
Thank you!
- Bye!
Thank you!
- Mmm.
- Dorit, could you pay me back
for that pretzel?
[laughs]
[horns blare]
Thank you.
- Thank you.
Let's do this, honey.
[knocking]
- Hello?
- Hey!
- Hi, Shahida!
How are you?
Mwah!
- I'm good.
- Good to see you.
- Yeah!
- Shahida's had a clothing
line for many years,
and then I have my own
very specific ideas,
so right now, we have
merged our ideas together.
Look how amazing this--
I love--honey, look at this!
- Yes, so this is
the whole version.
- Whoever prints these is--
I mean, the print is--
- It's my printing machines.
- It's yours?
- Yes.
- I want to not only
have it online,
but to have it in boutiques
and big stores.
Hotel gift shops.
Everywhere.
- I'm so excited for you guys.
- Look at all this stuff.
Wow, there's a lot in here.
Holy moly.
- Are these all of yours?
- Yes. It's all ours.
- I'm seeing things
I didn't know about.
This whole rack
is concerning me...
- Okay.
- To be honest. These are no.
- I've worked so hard
on that one!
- How do you have a line?
You haven't even
seen the pieces.
- What is this?
I didn't see this print either.
I mean, I don't know
what this is.
- What, you just
woke up and said,
"Why don't I just
put my name on it
and it'll be a success?"
- This is the first time
I'm seeing that one.
I thought we were only
doing the straight down.
- Yeah, I added this
afterwards, right.
- And I don't like this button.
- Yes, I'm an amateur at this,
but I've been
working really hard.
Do we have this
in another color?
I love animals, and I love
color, and I love nature,
so I will take
a bunch of snapshots
and send them to Shahida.
This one I love,
love, love, love, love.
And poof!
It shows up in my mailbox
with the sample.
It's exciting.
- No need for experience
or know-how.
- That doesn't work on me,
'cause of my boobs, but yeah.
- Yeah, but you're
not wearing all the pieces.
- I know.
- Of course
Kyle's freaking out.
She doesn't know
what the hell she's doing!
- There's a lot of pressure.
- Can you believe
pressure on me?
- I know, I know, I know,
but I'm getting anxious.
- Coming up...
- Denise!
- Garcelle!
- [chuckles]
- Once, one of my kids
found my vibrator on my bed.
- Do we have this
- Do we have this
in another color?
I don't know why
this green thing is here.
- The fashion show is tomorrow.
- I know, I know, I know,
but I'm getting anxious.
- How's everything going?
How are you feeling?
- Everything's going good.
We're just sort of eliminating
the things that
I don't want to go out.
- It's just really important
for runway that it doesn't look
like, you know,
a run of robes
or a run of pajamas.
If you can just help me
to say what you like
and don't like,
then I can pull that.
- That's what she's doing.
That's what she's done
the last--yeah.
- That's what's happening.
- All right.
I'm going back to...
- Thanks, Tracie.
- Home base, over there.
- Okay.
- See you guys.
- So.
- Kyle's team look like
they are about to explode.
- These are no.
- Kyle, you don't like
that black robe?
- It stands out
like a sore thumb,
'cause it's the only one.
- Well, because you have
a load of prints.
When you have a solid,
that breaks it up.
And I'm just thinking
I've got to save
Kyle's fashion show
from Kyle.
- It's so cute on you. Gosh.
- You know what I mean?
- Wow.
- There we go, Dorit.
Yes!
Okay, good.
- We'll find, like,
a great belt.
- Yep.
- If we need it.
- Thank you for coming.
- My pleasure.
- Here we go.
I love this.
- So cute.
- Isn't that cute?
- So you.
It's very signature.
- I wish I'd brought,
like, a red pump.
- We've got red pumps for days.
- Here's the thing.
You've got a great team.
- Yes.
- Great team.
They know what they're doing.
They're gonna get
the show in order.
It's essential to have
the right team
and to trust your team.
- Sorry I'm so stressed.
- Don't worry.
- However, too much trust,
and you can find yourself
in a frivolous lawsuit.
- Thank you so much.
- Good luck. Bye.
- I'm so pissed right now.
- I know.
- It's gonna be amazing.
It's stressful.
- I don't want to have
something out there
with my name
that I don't love.
- Exactly.
- We're here.
- This is so exciting, Erika!
- No, it isn't.
It's scary.
- Hold on.
The parking lot is full.
For the record, it's noon.
- Oh, my God.
This is a bad idea.
- No it's not.
- This summer, we've all grown
closer as a friend group.
I've opened myself up and
shared things about my life.
- Shakers.
- Oh, my God.
But it also makes me nervous.
I might see somebody
I used to date in here.
You never know.
[laughter]
Nothing has ----ing changed.
- Whoa.
- I don't know how
it's gonna be received.
- Oh, my God, Erika.
- Are they gonna be accepting?
- It's like "The Sopranos."
- [chuckles]
- Or are they gonna
pass judgment?
This was my life.
- How many songs
would you go out a night?
- 30-minute sets,
and you did six sets.
- Would it just be
bathing suits?
- Yeah, this is it.
- I love strip bars, but
I like to go to a strip bar
where they actually take
all their clothes off.
It's not stripping if you
leave your bathing suit on.
- That's a cute suit.
- It's a really cute suit.
- Is that Beverly Beach?
No, I mean, not in a shady way.
I'm just saying.
- No. It's cute.
- It's ----ing dope.
Can you do me a favor?
Can you give this to her?
Black-and-white suit.
- I can't picture Amelia
doing that.
I just can't quite picture
Erika doing it.
Like, this young 18-year-old.
Same age as Amelia Gray.
Uh-uh, nope.
- You know what?
You shouldn't be like,
"Oh, I would never."
Okay, well, just you wait.
Maybe if I grew up
with wealthy parents,
I wouldn't have been working
at a place like Shakers,
but you play
the hand you're dealt.
- And, I mean,
this is basically
what I'm doing
on Instagram now.
- I know.
- How sad is that?
[laughter]
- What are you guys doing here?
- I used to work here.
- Get outta here!
- Yeah.
- No, I used to work here.
- I used to drink here.
- Ahh!
- Apparently, you still do.
[horn blares]
- Hi.
[upbeat music]
- Good afternoon,
Ms. Beauvais.
- Hello.
- Welcome to the Towers
at Lotte New York Palace.
We're so happy to have you.
- I'm thrilled to be here.
It should be fun.
I have a love affair
with New York City.
I love the fashion, I love
the people and the combustion.
It's just beautiful chaos
to me.
Being able to move to
New York City at 17 years old
to begin my modeling career
made me strong,
'cause I know
I can handle anything.
Even those damn housewives.
- Ms. Beauvais, welcome to
your Tower corner suite.
- Wow.
I won't use the kitchen.
[laughter]
Look at this view!
I could live like this always.
- You should live
like this always.
- I should live like this.
Acting was just the next step.
Wow.
"Coming to America"
was my first real movie,
but my breakout role
was definitely
"The Jamie Foxx Show."
I get a lot of guys
that come up to me and go,
"You were my crush."
And I go, "Were?"
[laughter]
Come on.
Denise!
- Garcelle!
[laughter]
We're happy you're here.
- I can't wait
to see you guys.
Let's meet up. I want to see
what you're doing.
- We'll meet for a drink.
- Okay.
- Lisa and Erika
may meet us later.
- Okay.
That sounds perfect.
- So what--
- All I have to say is
shot, shot, shot!
- Ahh!
[laughter]
- Oh, my God.
- ♪ Buy everything ♪
♪ Buy, buy everything ♪
♪ Like to buy everything ♪
♪ Buy, buy me everything ♪
- Wow, that drop is a lot.
- Yeah. Thank you.
- You're welcome.
- Thank you.
- Right over here, ladies.
- Thank you.
- Enjoy.
- Thank you so much.
- Can I get the Casamigos
Reposado neat?
- Sure.
For you?
- The same.
- Do you want a lime?
- I don't need one.
- I don't need one.
- Oh, my God.
You're like me!
- Garcelle is the same girl
I met 20 years ago.
We did a pilot together.
Never went to series,
but I loved her,
and we've stayed in touch
over the years.
Oh, you did the whole
----ing thing.
- Whew!
Do I have hair on my chest?
[laughter]
- Hello, ladies.
- Oh, there you are.
both: Hi!
- Garcelle. Hi.
- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.
- Hi! How are you?
- Good, thanks. How are you?
- Good.
- We just did shots of tequila.
- All right.
- You gotta catch up.
- She seems cool.
- I'll have a soda with lemon.
- Okay.
- And you'll love her husband.
Am I the only single one?
I am.
- For now.
- For now.
As a single mom,
my time is very limited.
I have twin 11-year-old boys.
They are rambunctious.
They are smart, and I share
'em with their dad.
It's busy.
The sex life, not so busy.
- We were talking about dating
when you have kids.
- Oh, right.
- It's not easy.
- Once, one of my kids
found my vibrator
in my bed, and I said--
- Oh, my God.
- I was like,
"It's really great
for your shoulder."
- Like, your shoes.
Those boots.
Where are they going?
Girl.
[buzzing]
You pack this
when I'm done.
- I have a black one
and a white one,
depending on how I feel.
You're not supposed
to be in my stuff.
I took a black vibrator because
I was going to New York.
I was thinking urban.
No, I'm kidding.
[laughter]
Am I blushing?
- Where did you grow up?
- Well, I'm from Haiti,
but I grew up
in Massachusetts.
I was seven. I didn't speak
a word of English.
It was the dead of winter.
I had never seen white people,
and it was a culture shock.
My mom left us in Haiti
and came to the States,
so she could make money
and send for us,
so that we could live
the American dream.
And I'm living
the American dream.
"Sesame Street."
That's how I learned English.
- Really?
- Yeah.
- Look at you, hottie!
- Oh, my God.
- If you're gonna come in,
you better come in like that.
Oh, my God.
You're amazing.
- I don't know you,
but I feel like I know you.
- Oh, my God.
- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you, gorgeous.
Bad bitch.
[laughs]
That's how you make
an entrance.
- All right, I need a shot.
- Yes, you do,
because these girls--
- Yes. Are you
a tequila neat too?
- Yes.
- Get the (BLEEP) out of here!
- No.
She ----ing shoots it.
She's not a sipper.
- If we're gonna take it,
we're gonna take it.
- Yes.
- I live for you already.
- I know. I told her.
- Coming up...
- Lisa?
- That's a Dolce bra.
- Yeah.
- I love it.
[horn blares]
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- Lisa Rinna!
- Hi!
- Look how cute you look.
- Hi, sweetie.
Look at you.
- Nah.
- I met Sutton about
six, seven years ago.
She's southern,
and she lives in L.A.,
but she travels
to New York City
for Fashion Week, Paris,
Milan, and she buys couture.
And none of these
other hos do.
- We're going to this fitting,
and I'm so excited
that you get to come
to Domenico's house.
- Okay, I'm speechless
about it to be honest.
- It's so beautiful.
Dolce & Gabbana is the best.
They give me tiaras
for my birthday every year.
It's so funny.
- They do?
- Yeah.
- Stop it.
What does it say about Sutton
that Dolce & Gabbana
make a one-of-a-kind piece
for her?
It says that she's rich, honey.
She's rich.
♪ ♪
- Welcome to Dolce.
- Look at the view!
- Isn't it gorgeous?
- Okay, so Amelia is over
that way, a little bit.
I think.
Amelia's going to the New
School, living in New York.
Delilah is now back in L.A.,
so I still have daughters
on both coasts.
They've just switched.
- Hello.
- Thank you for having us.
This is Lisa.
- Hi.
- Her daughter was
in the Dolce show.
- Oh, lovely to meet you.
Domenico and Stefano
send their warmest regards.
- Oh, I'm sad
they're not here.
- Hi.
- I'm Francesca.
- Buongiorno.
- Look at this.
Oh, my gosh.
- They brought this coat
that's haunting me.
- One of a kind.
- That's really lucky.
This coat--it's like
buying a small yacht.
So I'm gonna wait in here.
- Okay.
- Sutton's ex-husband's
into hedge funds.
Who knows?
Like, money stuff, right?
When they divorced,
Sutton had no idea
she would be set for life,
'cause there are homes,
private jets...
Ahh.
And I think there's a baseball
team for two or more.
I don't know.
She has a lot of ----ing money.
[quirky music]
♪ ♪
- The crown is heavy,
darling,
so just leave it
where it belongs.
- Oh, wow.
It's not so heavy.
- Lisa, are you ready
for the unveiling?
- Yes, I am.
- Okay.
- [gasps]
- That's a Dolce bra.
- Yeah.
I think I'm gonna
do a camisole.
- I love it.
Listen, if you're paying
that kind of money,
it doesn't really matter
what you look like.
I love it.
The more over-the-top,
the better.
She looks great.
- Excuse me.
♪ ♪
- Hello, pretty mama.
- Oh, hello!
- How are you?
- Good.
- Hello.
- Hi.
- Hello, girlies.
- I ran the Bergdorfs
for your boots.
I didn't find 'em.
- You didn't find it?
- Well, I didn't find anything
that was under $5 million,
and it's either of my kids
go to college,
or I can get the boots.
- Yeah.
- Hi.
- May I offer something
to drink?
- Can I have a spicy margarita?
- I'll have a margarita neat.
- Do you have
Casamigos Reposado?
- No problem. No problem.
Right away.
- I want to give you a little
heads-up about something.
It's gonna piss you off.
- Oh, shoot. Really?
- Charlie responded publicly.
- What did he say?
- She and her legal
posse traffic only in fiction.
My day in court
is painfully overdue.
She's behaving like a coward,
and the truth will prevail.
- He called me a coward?
- And a liar.
- Eh, I've been called
worse by him.
Actually, that's tame.
[laughter]
And if you want to know
what those names are,
you can actually
just Google it.
- Oh, thank you so much.
- Oh, that is not a reposado.
That's a blanco.
- It's okay.
- Can I please
get the reposado?
- In the middle of it all.
- It is the reposado.
- That is not.
That is a blanco. Thank you.
- Oh.
- I know my tequila.
- Hey. Hey. Hey.
- Sorry, this is getting me
all fired up now.
- I know, you're--
It's fine.
- He hasn't paid me child
support in over a year,
and he's very lucky,
'cause I never
took him to court.
- And why didn't you?
- I was gonna--
it is such a toxic road.
- Yeah, it's not worth it.
- It brings up so much, like...
both: Anxiety.
- You're an amazing mom.
You put your kids first.
You've taken such the high road
when you didn't have to.
- Thank you.
- I've been friends
with Denise for 20 years,
and I remember
seeing her struggle
to get her kids
in the right school
because some schools don't want
the liability of Charlie Sheen.
- I'm so done...
- Over it, yeah.
- Dealing with this.
- Yeah.
- Do you have a lawyer?
- No.
I don't necessarily want
to go down that road.
- (BLEEP).
Denise, the legal process
does not wait for anyone.
- What do they do
if I don't show up to court?
- I don't know, you know,
but you need to hire a lawyer.
Get a plan.
- You know what
they're gonna say?
They're gonna say
to go to court.
- Let me see if I can find out.
Hold on.
I mean, I'm no lawyer,
but in life, if you don't
confront things right away,
they tend to grow out
of your control.
Honey, I have a question.
It's a legal question, okay?
- Yes.
- My friend Denise's ex-husband
has filed documents
saying that he no longer
wants to pay child support.
Like, does she
have to show up,
or does she not
have to show up?
- We gotta be
on the safe side.
You have to show.
But she should be there
with me or somebody else.
- Oh, my--
- Oh!
- I love the way you volunteer
yourself for this sh--.
I love it.
All right. Well,
I'll have her call you later.
- Okay.
- Bye-bye.
- Bye.
- You have to do something.
- I really don't want
to even deal with this.
- You need to handle it.
- You gotta do something.
- Well, it's a Saturday,
so I'm dealing with this
when I get home.
- No, we're dealing
with it right now.
- Yeah.
- You need to walk upstairs,
and you need to get a lawyer.
- I am not getting
a lawyer right now.
I will deal with this
when I get back to L.A.
- Okay.
- I appreciate the ----ing
advice, but if anyone knows
Charlie, it's me,
and I know how to handle it.
It's not your family.
It's mine.
I'm not even gonna show up
to that court date.
- Coming up...
- I need to keep space
between you and her.
- Stop.
- She's gonna blow.
- Well, I will ----ing blow,
and she won't
have to be there.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- Do you think you can
pull up my bra straps?
It's right here.
Did you do them even?
- I think so.
- You think so.
[laughter]
- Look at this.
- I swear to you I have
the most beautiful girlfriends.
- Oh, gosh.
- Hey, guys.
- Hi!
- Welcome to Lavo.
- Oh, this looks so good!
- I'm getting a drink.
Okay.
- Hey!
all: Hi!
- Look at us.
We're sort of twinning.
- How are you?
- My friends have flown
across the country.
Hi, gorgeous!
And yet it's hard to get
everyone together at one time.
- I miss you.
- Hi.
- It's like
we're home in L.A.
Everyone's just doing
their own thing.
Hello?
Aren't you here for my show?
- I'll have a vodka club soda.
Three squeezed lemons.
Carcass out.
- Okay.
- Carcass out?
- Just, like, the lemons out.
- Can I get [indistinct] soda?
Three limes.
Carcass out.
[laughter]
- I'm so excited
about tomorrow.
- I don't think I've ever had
this much going on at one time.
I really feel
very overwhelmed.
- But think about
after tomorrow
how you're gonna feel.
- I know, but then I leave
for North Carolina...
- I know, but--
- And leave my family.
When I was eight years old,
I played Lindsey Wallace
in the original "Halloween."
So it was really exciting
when they asked me
to reprise my role
in the new "Halloween,"
but cutting my hair
was the director's idea,
because these bangs
are not a good look for me.
I know, for these
next couple of months,
it's gonna be
really ----ing hard.
- It's gonna be hard.
- And my husband,
it's hard on him, too,
because we've never been
apart like that.
- Are you more nervous
about the fashion show
or "Halloween"?
- Acting, I don't feel
nervous about that at all.
I only feel nervous
about leaving everybody.
The longest I've ever left
my family for is for five days,
and I struggled with that.
[line ringing]
Ugh. He's probably
drunk and stoned.
- Yo...
Agency!
♪ ♪
Whoo!
[all cheering]
- Sh--.
[line ringing]
This is so annoying.
Love bean!
- Hold on.
- [laughs]
- Hey, how are you?
- I'm good.
How are you?
Can you--we're both
at two parties--
- Across the USA, right?
You look beautiful, honey.
- Aw.
Well, I just want to check in
and say that I love you.
I'm so sorry that I can't
be there today supporting you,
and make sure that my dogs
are safe please.
- [sighs] Seriously?
I miss you.
I'll talk to you later.
I love you.
Bye!
- Love you.
Bye.
♪ ♪
- Is it time for a shot?
- It's always time for a shot.
♪ ♪
- Hi!
- Sutton.
- Sutton!
- Kyle!
- How are you?
- Oh, my gosh.
Thank you so much
for having me.
- So nice to meet you.
Very nice to meet you.
- Hi!
- Welcome to this group.
Come on in.
- Y'all are so sparkly.
- Denise.
- Hi, Denise.
- Hi. Nice--
I'm gonna give you a hug.
- Okay.
- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you too.
I'm so excited for your show.
- Why don't you get a drink
and I'm gonna seat everybody.
- Okay. I love a drink.
- And we'll introduce you
to everybody.
- Walking in to this group
of ladies,
I didn't know that it was,
like, a disco kind of night,
because I feel like
maybe I look too proper.
- I'm really into this show.
- Fishnets make
everything look good.
- Oh, my God.
- Erika's dress
is a little short.
That's where I get
a little judgy.
I love the sleeves.
So who is it, by the way?
- Fenty.
- It's Fendi?
- Fenty. No. Fen-tee.
- Fenty.
- Rihanna. Fenty.
- If a celebrity has done
a collaboration,
I could care less.
I mean, if God came down
and helped collaborate
with Tom Ford on this dress,
that does not interest me.
- Hi.
- I want you to meet Sutton.
- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you too.
- You look beautiful.
- Oh, thank you. Thank you.
Teddi looks like she's
wearing a black romper.
Cute.
Could I get a champagne?
- Sure you can.
- And would you mind dropping
an ice cube in it please?
- Oh, I've never heard that.
- [speaking French]
- Hold on.
Dorit, hold.
- I need to take a photo.
- I need you seated.
- I need to take a photo.
- Who would buy this sh--?
This is a joke.
- Thank you so much.
I appreciate it.
- I would love a Belvedere.
- This is a lie.
There's no way Dorit is
keeping money in that bag,
so I don't think
she'll be paying me back
for that pretzel anytime soon.
I want to ask
a really tacky question.
How much is this?
- Kyle.
- Do you know if there
are place cards?
- Come sit over here.
- Thank you. Thank you.
I'm looking for place cards.
- No, we don't have any.
- Oh.
[clinking glass]
Lisa Rinna!
- Guys, I just wanted to say
congratulations to Kyle.
I hope that you're
looking around and seeing
how many people love you
and are here to support you.
- Yeah.
- That's true.
- Yay!
- This is a really
exciting time.
New York Fashion Week.
On behalf of Shahida and me,
I really thank you so much.
It's a time to celebrate
not just the fashion show,
but friendship and life,
and I think right now
is a pretty good time
for Teddi to share something.
- I'm sitting,
'cause I'm, like,
awkward social speaker,
but I want--
- Stand up.
- I just wanted to say...
I'm pregnant!
[wild cheering]
- Oh, my God!
- Coming up...
- This is two sizes too big.
This is, like, sabotage.
- Can we put an insole in it?
- Oh, my gosh.
[upbeat music]
- I think right now
is a pretty good time
for Teddi to share something.
- I just wanted to say...
I'm pregnant!
[wild cheering]
- Oh, no, what?
- Oh, my God!
- In the back of my mind,
I knew I always wanted
to have another baby,
but I didn't think
it could happen.
- Pregnant.
Pregnant.
Wow.
- I'm, like, emotional.
- Me too.
- And I don't get emotional.
- I told Kyle like, "I don't
want to do it near your night,"
and she's like,
"You have to do it!"
I'm pregnant.
- No!
- I've been waiting
to tell you.
- Are you kidding me?
- Wait a second!
Teddi, you kicked my ass
on that bicycle.
[laughter]
[bell dings]
- Excuse me.
- Excuse me.
- Excuse me.
- I'm sorry.
- Denise, I think
we lost Erika.
- What the (BLEEP) is wrong
with my bike?
- You lost to a pregnant woman!
- (BLEEP).
- I see her every morning
working out without fail.
When I was pregnant,
I slept till noon.
I was vomiting on the subway.
What the (BLEEP), man?
- That's beautiful news.
- I love babies.
However,
I'm glad it's not me.
- Are you?
- When my son
got out of the crib,
you have the baby gate
on the door.
He would be, like, screaming,
and people would look
at me like,
"What are you doing?"
I'm like,
"It's called training."
You gotta be mean.
Let 'em cry, let them cry.
- You are Southern to the core.
That is how I was raised.
"Let them cry."
A Southern mom takes no sh--.
Will beat your ass with a belt.
I grew up in Atlanta.
- I grew up in Augusta.
- I can hear it.
My grandmother
was even worse.
She would hit me
with a flyswatter.
That was convenient.
You know, [imitates thwack]
- Hi, ladies.
- Are you excited?
- No. Are you nervous?
- Come on.
- This is New York
Fashion Week.
- It's my first fashion show,
so I don't know what glitches
and, like, things to expect.
- How many pieces do you have?
- Shahida, how many
looks did we have
by the end of the day?
- Around 45.
- Oh, my God.
- That's a lot.
- Will we just be in one look?
- Just in one look.
- Just one look.
- By the way,
I was thinking
to have you naked
with only a headband.
[laughter]
- ♪ Yeah ♪
♪ ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
- I don't know
what I'm wearing.
- It makes it
a little difficult.
- [chuckles]
- Denise is asking me
if we're doing
a slicked-back pony,
so I'm kind of doing, like,
side part, slick, high pony.
- Shahida, how many RSVPs
do we have?
- Let me confirm it to you.
- Okay. Bye.
- All right.
- Another 36.
[phone rings]
Hey, what's up?
- So I don't know
what happened,
but Tracie told me
that I need to keep space
between you and her...
- What?
- All day today at the show.
- Stop. When I went in
I was stressed,
and there were some things
I didn't like.
- It's gonna be
crazy backstage,
so let's not get
too ambitious.
- Well, she's gonna blow.
- Well, I will ----ing blow,
and she won't
have to be there.
I am going to avoid her,
not because she told me to,
because I don't know
what I'm gonna do,
and there's too much
at stake today.
- Well, it's gonna
be interesting.
Okay, so call me
when you're here.
- Okay. Thanks.
- Okay. Bye.
[horn blares]
♪ ♪
- I'm so nervous right now.
- I'm so nervous.
- I literally am so nervous.
You have no idea.
Oh, look at all the models.
- Hi.
♪ ♪
- Hello.
- Oh, my gosh.
- We're here. We're here.
We're ready.
- It's really happening.
You like-y?
- I love it.
If my clothing line does
not succeed, it's not like
I'm gonna be
on the streets tomorrow,
but we have put a lot of money
into the production
of the show.
I'm scared there's going
to be mistakes.
I'm scared people
won't like the clothing.
We can go pick other stuff.
They may change,
and we're gonna decide.
- Yeah. Okay.
Let's come on back.
- I don't want people to say,
"What a joke.
"Kyle Richards
coming in thinking
she could design
a clothing line." No.
- I'm so hungry.
- Hold on.
Well, come look at the clothes
and then get the food.
Eat an almond.
♪ ♪
- We're here!
Dorit, you're
over here with me.
- Am I?
- Yeah.
- Why are they giving me--
this is two sizes too big.
I can't wear shoes
that are two sizes too big.
- Oh, sh--.
No, no, no.
- Can we put an insole in it?
And if not, if I can't--
- Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
So this is how Kyle
pays me back
for saving her entire show?
This is, like, sabotage.
I get clown shoes?
They're huge!
- Oh, sh--, Dorit.
- Okay, so go down. Go down.
You're gonna go down.
On the end center riser,
your thing, your thing.
- Tracie?
- Yeah?
- So my other daughter Alexia
ended up coming in,
and she's walking too.
- That's fantastic.
We just have to figure out
where the color story is,
because, like, we had
everything lined up,
and you pulled clothes
for the thing.
So I've gotta, like,
reorganize again.
- Oh, okay.
- I was up until 5:30
in the morning doing that.
- Oh, my God.
Okay. Yikes.
- Yeah, so, right, so just
let's get through this.
- Yeah, I'm just making
sure that you knew.
- Oh, honey, yeah.
- Okay. Perfect.
- Cool.
- Perfect, perfect.
Regardless of whether you had
my daughters in the lineup
or not, they're walking
in the show,
and I am not to be
----ed with right now.
♪ ♪
- Hi, you guys!
- Hi!
- You look great! Hi!
both: Mwah! Mwah!
- I want more leg. More leg.
- You want more leg?
I want more of your body
showing. Sorry.
- Do you want it open?
It's your thing.
- Can you take it off,
for one second?
- Yeah. My job is to walk
in Kyle's fashion show
and do what?
Sell the clothes.
- Will you try this on
for a second, Rinna?
- It's not about me.
It's about Kyle.
Even though
everything's about me,
I'm trying to make this
about Kyle.
- Whoa.
- That's really pretty.
- Let's do this then.
♪ ♪
- All right, let's go.
- Ah, I can't wait.
- This is exciting.
- I know.
- So we're G0 and G1.
- Yeah.
- Okay, Teddi,
so what you're gonna do
is you're gonna stop.
You're gonna pause,
you're gonna look,
and then you walk up
the first runway, and--
- How fast do I need to walk?
- Not super fast.
Slow, but not too slow.
Fast, but not too fast,
so just steady.
- In my head I'm like, "Teddi,
you better not fall down."
Okay.
Is this walk fine?
- Great. Perfect.
You got this.
You're gonna be amazing.
- Thank you so much.
- My pleasure, honey.
- Oh, that's so cute!
It's a family photo.
Ah!
- Having my nieces here
means the world to me.
Paris and Nicky
are style icons really.
- Are you modeling?
- I'm modeling.
- Oh, that's a strong--
- It's a look, right? I know.
- And of course, it wouldn't
hurt having my nieces
put on their Instagram,
"Hey, this is my aunt's line.
Do you like it?"
- I'm excited.
I can't wait.
- Anybody who's in the show!
Everybody ready?
- You're coming with me.
This way.
- Oh.
- Go, go, go!
Models to the front now!
- Ready to go on down.
- Right behind her.
- All models now!
We gotta go!
- Oh, my God.
Where do I go again?
I forgot.
- Everybody in the show.
- Hold on. Hold on. Sh--.
- (BLEEP) it.
I just got nervous.
- I'm, like, sweating bullets.
- Do you need water
or anything?
- I need a cocktail.
- All models now!
- All models now!
We gotta go.
- Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.
Oh, my God!
It started?
- Yeah.
[upbeat music]
- Whoo!
♪ ♪
- There's Alexia.
- Whoo!
- Whoo. Whoo. Whoo.
Work it!
- Whoo!
Come on, Sophia!
Put your hand up.
Put your hand up.
Yeah, there you go.
- Now, this is cool.
- I love everything about it.
- I'm like, "I want
it right now."
- Me too.
We'll have to fight for it.
- What? I do not fight
for my clothes.
[laughter]
I'm getting it.
- Here comes Erika.
- Whoo!
- I would have liked to have
seen Erika in something else.
I thought it was
a little frumpy-looking.
There, I said it.
Is she behind me?
[laughs]
♪ ♪
- Oh, Denise is so not nervous.
- Whoo!
- Nice.
- Oh, you next, Teddi?
You got this. Here goes
the famous Teddi walk.
[laughs]
- Try to walk better than
Kyle's walk in Provence.
Try to walk better than
Kyle's walk in Provence.
- Like she got off a horse.
[laughter]
Oh, no.
Okay.
- My walk is so bad.
It's just like my dad.
- Work it, girl.
- So pretty.
- You got this, Teddi!
- She looks amazing.
- Amazing.
- [exhales]
- Cheer when you see Faye.
[cheering]
- She's saying "hi" to people.
- Dorit.
- Dorit! Yes!
Dorit puts a lot of energy
into looking her absolute best
all the time,
so it's no surprise that
she looks unbelievable today.
- She looks great.
- Whoo!
Look at her working it.
- Yes, Rinna!
- This girl's been trying
to get on a runway for years!
[cheering]
Honey, I left it on the floor.
Like, I gave it.
I had to at the end!
I had to!
- That was a really good show.
[cheering, chatter]
- Yeah!
[cheering]
- The show was a huge success.
I'm so happy.
I cried the whole time.
- You did it!
- You did it!
- We were all so
happy that day.
It's actually hard
to even imagine
how terrible things
would soon become.
[tense music]
♪ ♪
- Who gives a sh--?
- Well then, see,
if you had been honest--
- I was honest.
- No.
- I've been honest.
I'm done.
- Denise?
- No. I'm done.
♪ ♪
- All right. I'm good.
- All right.
- Set for an interview.
- Talk to me.
- Any cast member who comes
onto the show,
you're told all you have to do
is tell the truth.
- And it's not for everybody.
♪ ♪
- I'm done.
I'm not ----ing doing this.
- Denise?
- Don't say a ----ing word.
- If there's something
you want to run from--
thank you so much--
that's the worst
thing you can do.
- We're on camera.
Don't say a ----ing word.
- We sign up to show
our real lives.
You can't hide anything.
You're leaving. Why?
- I'm sure they'll
fill you in.
- Okay.
Do I think it's comfortable
to talk about my daughter's
eating disorder?
No, but that's life.
- I am not doing this,
you guys.
Stop. I am--stop.
Bravo. Bravo. ----ing Bravo.
I'm out.
I am not ----ing doing this.
- Denise has a secret,
and no matter how hard you try,
the truth always comes out.
- I'm a very married woman,
and I love my husband.
- You don't have
to explain yourself.
- ♪ Heavy, heavy,
heavy is the head ♪
♪ That wears the crown ♪
[line ringing]
- Hello?
- Did you see
all the headlines?
- I did.
- I bet you
anything she doesn't
show up for the reunion.
- Oh, she's done.
If you ask me,
we will never see
Denise Richards again.
♪ ♪
- [sighs]
- So Denise, you ready to talk
about all of this?
- ♪ I wear my crown proud ♪
- To learn more about
the Housewives,
- All right,
the astrology guy's here.
He's pulled all of your charts.
- Kyle is a Capricorn.
What will get you
the most worked up
is when someone is being
treated unfairly.
- Yeah. Yeah, I think
it's ----ing weird.
- All right, Dorit,
when you do get upset,
it's almost like a tidal wave.
- Let me finish!
- You never stop talking!
- I'm gonna freak
the (BLEEP) out.
- Oh, those are fighting words.
For me, that is some
white people stuff.
[chuckles]
This season
on "The Real Housewives
of Beverly Hills"...
[all cheering]
- My God!
- Talk about fancy,
this is how we roll!
Well, that's Beverly Hills.
- I need to buy myself
a car to feel better.
- Like our Jag?
Hey!
[laughter]
- [indistinct]
- What's wrong with you?
- I've never been with a girl.
I've only been with a couple.
- Judgy was-y was
a pregnant woman.
[laughter]
- Welcome to Rome!
[cheering]
- Ciao.
[cheering]
- To Rome!
- I hope it's not over.
I love drama.
- Denise, there is a side
of you that is hidden.
- Ohh.
- She's not who
she pretends to be.
- So they ----ed.
- That is a huge thing
to ----ing say.
Don't try and destroy
my family.
- What if she's
manipulating me?
You sent a cease and desist?
[tense music]
- Who told you that?
- Ooh, you're so angry.
♪ ♪
[upbeat music]
- Around here,
there's more than just dresses
in everyone's closet.
- The secret to life,
dance like everyone
is watching.
- I won't settle for anything
less than everything.
♪ ♪
- Life is an audition,
and, honey,
I am getting that part.
- You never know what
to expect when I'm expecting.
♪ ♪
- Break a leg?
Not in these heels, honey.
♪ ♪
- My life may not be
a fairytale,
but I'll always get
a happy ending.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- I have to pack for North
Carolina, then New York.
- Okay.
- Then back to North Carolina,
but I still have to have room
for my bags and my shoes.
- We're gonna make it work.
- We got this.
But it is fashion week.
- Okay.
- These, these, these.
Oh, my God.
I've got to stop
with all these bras!
I mean, I only have two boobs.
[laughter]
♪ ♪
- You got everything packed?
- Got everything packed.
- I'm getting anxiety
just watching you pack.
- [laughs]
- Once a year,
the ladies of Beverly Hills
pack their bags...
- Oh, yes.
- And head to New York City
for Fashion Week.
It's like
an annual pilgrimage.
You want to get
your best clothes.
You want to be dressed up.
- It's in.
The new corset.
- It's the closest
that some of us
will ever get
to a religious experience.
- Yes!
- It looks--
This is like the evolution
of Erika, I love it.
- The New York Fashion Week
is just something
you don't want to miss.
Don't you jump on my bed!
But this year
is different for me
because I am actually
one of the designers.
Look how pretty this is.
- Oh, that zebra's
amazing on the pink.
- And I had the brilliant idea
of creating a line
and then debuting it
at New York Fashion Week.
Why would I do that to myself?
I think we have
15 professional models,
and then Denise is walking.
Dorit, Teddi,
Lisa Rinna, Erika.
- Are we not considered
professional?
- What are you trying
to say about my walk?
- Teddi's gonna be like this.
- Wow we're Facetiming.
- Yes.
What are you wearing?
- Well, I'm wearing a lot of,
like, jumpsuits.
- All black?
- Well, I'm showing in
a lot of others colors.
- Oh, right.
Well, I will see you
in New York. I cannot wait.
This is gonna be
an epic girls' trip.
♪ ♪
- Oh, hello.
- Good morning.
- Good morning.
- How are you?
- Good.
You ready?
- I think so.
- I used to be a model
when I was younger,
but if I was not
in Kyle's show,
would I be going
to Fashion Week?
I'd rather not.
- I'm not shocked though.
♪ ♪
- Whoa, the Empire State
Building.
- ♪ Big boy rains,
big boy rain drop ♪
♪ Big boy change,
big boy change up ♪
♪ ♪
- I think you can powder me
just a little bit,
like, on the T zone.
Like, just a smidge.
- Mm-hmm.
- Do you up your game
for Fashion Week?
Abso----ing-lutely you do.
♪ ♪
- Hello. Welcome to the Towers
at Lotte New York Palace.
I'm Becky,
the general manager.
- Kyle Richards.
- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.
My daughter, Sophia.
- Hi.
- Hi. So nice to meet you.
Please, right this way.
- Thank you.
- Welcome to
your corner suite.
- It's so nice.
This room is gorgeous!
- So this is the room
for your daughters,
and this is
your bedroom here.
- This is beautiful.
This view is gorgeous.
- I didn't realize
how high up we were.
- Don't look down.
[horns blare]
♪ ♪
- I don't think we've had
a performance go this fast.
- Well, you went
from doing our tour,
which was an hour show,
and this is a fashion show.
It has to be nailed
in that one moment.
That's the pressure.
- Ow! My head.
Fashion Week and Erika Jayne.
It's a perfect marriage.
- All right, you mistresses
of the dark.
We're gonna ----ing kill it.
- Yeah!
[cheering]
- We got invited to go perform
at the VFILES show,
which is a blog showcasing
young, emerging designers.
all: Oh!
- I'm gonna look just like
that at Kyle's.
[laughter]
- Yeah, you and me both.
- Initializing VFILES
runway simulation.
♪ ♪
- Wow.
- Honey, Erika Jayne
is still performing.
She's still saying yes.
- [coughing]
- Materializing Brooke Candy
and Erika Jayne.
- I'm at the Barclays Center
during Fashion Week,
and that's big,
until there's something bigger
that comes along.
[cheers and applause]
[horn blares]
♪ ♪
[line rings]
- Hello?
- Hi, honey.
- Hey, baby.
- How's it going?
- The kids are great.
I did a barbecue, and
Sami was like, "Oh, my God.
I miss a home-cooked meal,"
so that was nice.
- Aaron and I have been
through so much,
in our first year of marriage.
[cheers and applause]
Fires happened.
I don't think we're gonna be
living back here very soon.
We were living in hotels
for four months.
Now, we're back in Malibu.
I still do not feel settled,
but we are still having sex
every day, so that helps too.
Did you get my naughty selfie
I sent you?
- Oh, yes.
- [laughs]
[line rings]
- Hi, mama.
- How are you?
- Oh, my God, Kyle.
I'm exhausted!
- I know.
Alexia just got here.
She was on the redeye
right after you.
I know you're tired, and if you
say no, I totally understand.
I really don't know what to do
with the styling of the models.
- You've got
all the samples there.
You have pictures.
You've got accessories.
- Pictures?
- Is everybody having
the same hair and makeup?
- When we decided to do
a fashion show,
I wasn't really grasping
what was going to happen
in New York City.
These are the things
I don't know.
This is what I don't know.
I'm supposed to decide this.
But now that I'm here,
I'm scared.
When I think back
to your fashion show,
you seemed very calm.
- This is backwards.
This should be lined up.
Just pull your boobs in, yeah?
Honey, I've done it
so many times.
- Well, can you do it
one more time,
and let me know how it goes?
[laughter]
- What about all the girls?
- I don't know.
Erika's taking them somewhere,
but I need you.
- Okay, let's just go there,
and we'll figure it all out.
I promise.
- Oh, my God.
You're a lifesaver.
Thank you.
- The Sprinter's out here.
Let's go.
- What would a trip be
without a Sprinter?
- Come on, Denise.
Get in the back.
- Well, thank you all
for coming.
- Oh, we love to come.
- I'm so excited.
- So when I was 18,
I moved to the city
and did not go to college.
I moved to New York
with big dreams
and started to audition
and try to get jobs.
But like everybody else,
the rent was due.
And my girlfriend said,
"You know what?
"There's this place.
It's kind of like a nightclub.
You should come with me,"
and we come out to Jersey.
And I'm like,
"This is a strip club."
She's like,
"No, it's a go-go bar."
And I was like, "Oh, okay,"
so I did it for almost,
like, two years.
I don't know how to type.
I don't know
how to be a secretary.
I know how to sing
and dance, baby.
- I did not know that.
- I had no idea.
- I got news for you!
I was stripping over here.
I was stripping last night.
- There you go!
- The same sh--
30 years later.
Nothing has changed.
- I feel very overwhelmed
right now.
- I know.
The reason why I couldn't
come in yesterday,
I had the mediation finally.
You know,
the Beverly Beach lawsuit...
- Oh, right, right, right.
- That we've been in?
- You're involved in
an ongoing lawsuit with your
former business partner.
- With Beverly Beach.
- He wants
a certain amount of money.
The judge has ordered
mediation.
And then we finally came
to a resolution.
I think everyone's just like,
"You know what?
Let's just be done with this."
- Yes. Oh!
- I know. I know.
- Thank God.
- I've lived with this lawsuit
that I couldn't express
my frustration about
for so long,
but both parties
gave a little bit.
Now, it's finally over.
- Is it wrong to grab a
New York hotdog on the street?
- No.
- 'Cause I'm really
starving to death.
- No. I'm thinking about
getting a pretzel.
both: Yeah! Two Cokes!
- Two Cokes.
- Two Cokes and a--
- And mustard.
- How much is it?
- 22.
- There you go. Thank you.
- Thank you!
Thank you!
Thank you!
- Bye!
Thank you!
- Mmm.
- Dorit, could you pay me back
for that pretzel?
[laughs]
[horns blare]
Thank you.
- Thank you.
Let's do this, honey.
[knocking]
- Hello?
- Hey!
- Hi, Shahida!
How are you?
Mwah!
- I'm good.
- Good to see you.
- Yeah!
- Shahida's had a clothing
line for many years,
and then I have my own
very specific ideas,
so right now, we have
merged our ideas together.
Look how amazing this--
I love--honey, look at this!
- Yes, so this is
the whole version.
- Whoever prints these is--
I mean, the print is--
- It's my printing machines.
- It's yours?
- Yes.
- I want to not only
have it online,
but to have it in boutiques
and big stores.
Hotel gift shops.
Everywhere.
- I'm so excited for you guys.
- Look at all this stuff.
Wow, there's a lot in here.
Holy moly.
- Are these all of yours?
- Yes. It's all ours.
- I'm seeing things
I didn't know about.
This whole rack
is concerning me...
- Okay.
- To be honest. These are no.
- I've worked so hard
on that one!
- How do you have a line?
You haven't even
seen the pieces.
- What is this?
I didn't see this print either.
I mean, I don't know
what this is.
- What, you just
woke up and said,
"Why don't I just
put my name on it
and it'll be a success?"
- This is the first time
I'm seeing that one.
I thought we were only
doing the straight down.
- Yeah, I added this
afterwards, right.
- And I don't like this button.
- Yes, I'm an amateur at this,
but I've been
working really hard.
Do we have this
in another color?
I love animals, and I love
color, and I love nature,
so I will take
a bunch of snapshots
and send them to Shahida.
This one I love,
love, love, love, love.
And poof!
It shows up in my mailbox
with the sample.
It's exciting.
- No need for experience
or know-how.
- That doesn't work on me,
'cause of my boobs, but yeah.
- Yeah, but you're
not wearing all the pieces.
- I know.
- Of course
Kyle's freaking out.
She doesn't know
what the hell she's doing!
- There's a lot of pressure.
- Can you believe
pressure on me?
- I know, I know, I know,
but I'm getting anxious.
- Coming up...
- Denise!
- Garcelle!
- [chuckles]
- Once, one of my kids
found my vibrator on my bed.
- Do we have this
- Do we have this
in another color?
I don't know why
this green thing is here.
- The fashion show is tomorrow.
- I know, I know, I know,
but I'm getting anxious.
- How's everything going?
How are you feeling?
- Everything's going good.
We're just sort of eliminating
the things that
I don't want to go out.
- It's just really important
for runway that it doesn't look
like, you know,
a run of robes
or a run of pajamas.
If you can just help me
to say what you like
and don't like,
then I can pull that.
- That's what she's doing.
That's what she's done
the last--yeah.
- That's what's happening.
- All right.
I'm going back to...
- Thanks, Tracie.
- Home base, over there.
- Okay.
- See you guys.
- So.
- Kyle's team look like
they are about to explode.
- These are no.
- Kyle, you don't like
that black robe?
- It stands out
like a sore thumb,
'cause it's the only one.
- Well, because you have
a load of prints.
When you have a solid,
that breaks it up.
And I'm just thinking
I've got to save
Kyle's fashion show
from Kyle.
- It's so cute on you. Gosh.
- You know what I mean?
- Wow.
- There we go, Dorit.
Yes!
Okay, good.
- We'll find, like,
a great belt.
- Yep.
- If we need it.
- Thank you for coming.
- My pleasure.
- Here we go.
I love this.
- So cute.
- Isn't that cute?
- So you.
It's very signature.
- I wish I'd brought,
like, a red pump.
- We've got red pumps for days.
- Here's the thing.
You've got a great team.
- Yes.
- Great team.
They know what they're doing.
They're gonna get
the show in order.
It's essential to have
the right team
and to trust your team.
- Sorry I'm so stressed.
- Don't worry.
- However, too much trust,
and you can find yourself
in a frivolous lawsuit.
- Thank you so much.
- Good luck. Bye.
- I'm so pissed right now.
- I know.
- It's gonna be amazing.
It's stressful.
- I don't want to have
something out there
with my name
that I don't love.
- Exactly.
- We're here.
- This is so exciting, Erika!
- No, it isn't.
It's scary.
- Hold on.
The parking lot is full.
For the record, it's noon.
- Oh, my God.
This is a bad idea.
- No it's not.
- This summer, we've all grown
closer as a friend group.
I've opened myself up and
shared things about my life.
- Shakers.
- Oh, my God.
But it also makes me nervous.
I might see somebody
I used to date in here.
You never know.
[laughter]
Nothing has ----ing changed.
- Whoa.
- I don't know how
it's gonna be received.
- Oh, my God, Erika.
- Are they gonna be accepting?
- It's like "The Sopranos."
- [chuckles]
- Or are they gonna
pass judgment?
This was my life.
- How many songs
would you go out a night?
- 30-minute sets,
and you did six sets.
- Would it just be
bathing suits?
- Yeah, this is it.
- I love strip bars, but
I like to go to a strip bar
where they actually take
all their clothes off.
It's not stripping if you
leave your bathing suit on.
- That's a cute suit.
- It's a really cute suit.
- Is that Beverly Beach?
No, I mean, not in a shady way.
I'm just saying.
- No. It's cute.
- It's ----ing dope.
Can you do me a favor?
Can you give this to her?
Black-and-white suit.
- I can't picture Amelia
doing that.
I just can't quite picture
Erika doing it.
Like, this young 18-year-old.
Same age as Amelia Gray.
Uh-uh, nope.
- You know what?
You shouldn't be like,
"Oh, I would never."
Okay, well, just you wait.
Maybe if I grew up
with wealthy parents,
I wouldn't have been working
at a place like Shakers,
but you play
the hand you're dealt.
- And, I mean,
this is basically
what I'm doing
on Instagram now.
- I know.
- How sad is that?
[laughter]
- What are you guys doing here?
- I used to work here.
- Get outta here!
- Yeah.
- No, I used to work here.
- I used to drink here.
- Ahh!
- Apparently, you still do.
[horn blares]
- Hi.
[upbeat music]
- Good afternoon,
Ms. Beauvais.
- Hello.
- Welcome to the Towers
at Lotte New York Palace.
We're so happy to have you.
- I'm thrilled to be here.
It should be fun.
I have a love affair
with New York City.
I love the fashion, I love
the people and the combustion.
It's just beautiful chaos
to me.
Being able to move to
New York City at 17 years old
to begin my modeling career
made me strong,
'cause I know
I can handle anything.
Even those damn housewives.
- Ms. Beauvais, welcome to
your Tower corner suite.
- Wow.
I won't use the kitchen.
[laughter]
Look at this view!
I could live like this always.
- You should live
like this always.
- I should live like this.
Acting was just the next step.
Wow.
"Coming to America"
was my first real movie,
but my breakout role
was definitely
"The Jamie Foxx Show."
I get a lot of guys
that come up to me and go,
"You were my crush."
And I go, "Were?"
[laughter]
Come on.
Denise!
- Garcelle!
[laughter]
We're happy you're here.
- I can't wait
to see you guys.
Let's meet up. I want to see
what you're doing.
- We'll meet for a drink.
- Okay.
- Lisa and Erika
may meet us later.
- Okay.
That sounds perfect.
- So what--
- All I have to say is
shot, shot, shot!
- Ahh!
[laughter]
- Oh, my God.
- ♪ Buy everything ♪
♪ Buy, buy everything ♪
♪ Like to buy everything ♪
♪ Buy, buy me everything ♪
- Wow, that drop is a lot.
- Yeah. Thank you.
- You're welcome.
- Thank you.
- Right over here, ladies.
- Thank you.
- Enjoy.
- Thank you so much.
- Can I get the Casamigos
Reposado neat?
- Sure.
For you?
- The same.
- Do you want a lime?
- I don't need one.
- I don't need one.
- Oh, my God.
You're like me!
- Garcelle is the same girl
I met 20 years ago.
We did a pilot together.
Never went to series,
but I loved her,
and we've stayed in touch
over the years.
Oh, you did the whole
----ing thing.
- Whew!
Do I have hair on my chest?
[laughter]
- Hello, ladies.
- Oh, there you are.
both: Hi!
- Garcelle. Hi.
- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.
- Hi! How are you?
- Good, thanks. How are you?
- Good.
- We just did shots of tequila.
- All right.
- You gotta catch up.
- She seems cool.
- I'll have a soda with lemon.
- Okay.
- And you'll love her husband.
Am I the only single one?
I am.
- For now.
- For now.
As a single mom,
my time is very limited.
I have twin 11-year-old boys.
They are rambunctious.
They are smart, and I share
'em with their dad.
It's busy.
The sex life, not so busy.
- We were talking about dating
when you have kids.
- Oh, right.
- It's not easy.
- Once, one of my kids
found my vibrator
in my bed, and I said--
- Oh, my God.
- I was like,
"It's really great
for your shoulder."
- Like, your shoes.
Those boots.
Where are they going?
Girl.
[buzzing]
You pack this
when I'm done.
- I have a black one
and a white one,
depending on how I feel.
You're not supposed
to be in my stuff.
I took a black vibrator because
I was going to New York.
I was thinking urban.
No, I'm kidding.
[laughter]
Am I blushing?
- Where did you grow up?
- Well, I'm from Haiti,
but I grew up
in Massachusetts.
I was seven. I didn't speak
a word of English.
It was the dead of winter.
I had never seen white people,
and it was a culture shock.
My mom left us in Haiti
and came to the States,
so she could make money
and send for us,
so that we could live
the American dream.
And I'm living
the American dream.
"Sesame Street."
That's how I learned English.
- Really?
- Yeah.
- Look at you, hottie!
- Oh, my God.
- If you're gonna come in,
you better come in like that.
Oh, my God.
You're amazing.
- I don't know you,
but I feel like I know you.
- Oh, my God.
- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you, gorgeous.
Bad bitch.
[laughs]
That's how you make
an entrance.
- All right, I need a shot.
- Yes, you do,
because these girls--
- Yes. Are you
a tequila neat too?
- Yes.
- Get the (BLEEP) out of here!
- No.
She ----ing shoots it.
She's not a sipper.
- If we're gonna take it,
we're gonna take it.
- Yes.
- I live for you already.
- I know. I told her.
- Coming up...
- Lisa?
- That's a Dolce bra.
- Yeah.
- I love it.
[horn blares]
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- Lisa Rinna!
- Hi!
- Look how cute you look.
- Hi, sweetie.
Look at you.
- Nah.
- I met Sutton about
six, seven years ago.
She's southern,
and she lives in L.A.,
but she travels
to New York City
for Fashion Week, Paris,
Milan, and she buys couture.
And none of these
other hos do.
- We're going to this fitting,
and I'm so excited
that you get to come
to Domenico's house.
- Okay, I'm speechless
about it to be honest.
- It's so beautiful.
Dolce & Gabbana is the best.
They give me tiaras
for my birthday every year.
It's so funny.
- They do?
- Yeah.
- Stop it.
What does it say about Sutton
that Dolce & Gabbana
make a one-of-a-kind piece
for her?
It says that she's rich, honey.
She's rich.
♪ ♪
- Welcome to Dolce.
- Look at the view!
- Isn't it gorgeous?
- Okay, so Amelia is over
that way, a little bit.
I think.
Amelia's going to the New
School, living in New York.
Delilah is now back in L.A.,
so I still have daughters
on both coasts.
They've just switched.
- Hello.
- Thank you for having us.
This is Lisa.
- Hi.
- Her daughter was
in the Dolce show.
- Oh, lovely to meet you.
Domenico and Stefano
send their warmest regards.
- Oh, I'm sad
they're not here.
- Hi.
- I'm Francesca.
- Buongiorno.
- Look at this.
Oh, my gosh.
- They brought this coat
that's haunting me.
- One of a kind.
- That's really lucky.
This coat--it's like
buying a small yacht.
So I'm gonna wait in here.
- Okay.
- Sutton's ex-husband's
into hedge funds.
Who knows?
Like, money stuff, right?
When they divorced,
Sutton had no idea
she would be set for life,
'cause there are homes,
private jets...
Ahh.
And I think there's a baseball
team for two or more.
I don't know.
She has a lot of ----ing money.
[quirky music]
♪ ♪
- The crown is heavy,
darling,
so just leave it
where it belongs.
- Oh, wow.
It's not so heavy.
- Lisa, are you ready
for the unveiling?
- Yes, I am.
- Okay.
- [gasps]
- That's a Dolce bra.
- Yeah.
I think I'm gonna
do a camisole.
- I love it.
Listen, if you're paying
that kind of money,
it doesn't really matter
what you look like.
I love it.
The more over-the-top,
the better.
She looks great.
- Excuse me.
♪ ♪
- Hello, pretty mama.
- Oh, hello!
- How are you?
- Good.
- Hello.
- Hi.
- Hello, girlies.
- I ran the Bergdorfs
for your boots.
I didn't find 'em.
- You didn't find it?
- Well, I didn't find anything
that was under $5 million,
and it's either of my kids
go to college,
or I can get the boots.
- Yeah.
- Hi.
- May I offer something
to drink?
- Can I have a spicy margarita?
- I'll have a margarita neat.
- Do you have
Casamigos Reposado?
- No problem. No problem.
Right away.
- I want to give you a little
heads-up about something.
It's gonna piss you off.
- Oh, shoot. Really?
- Charlie responded publicly.
- What did he say?
- She and her legal
posse traffic only in fiction.
My day in court
is painfully overdue.
She's behaving like a coward,
and the truth will prevail.
- He called me a coward?
- And a liar.
- Eh, I've been called
worse by him.
Actually, that's tame.
[laughter]
And if you want to know
what those names are,
you can actually
just Google it.
- Oh, thank you so much.
- Oh, that is not a reposado.
That's a blanco.
- It's okay.
- Can I please
get the reposado?
- In the middle of it all.
- It is the reposado.
- That is not.
That is a blanco. Thank you.
- Oh.
- I know my tequila.
- Hey. Hey. Hey.
- Sorry, this is getting me
all fired up now.
- I know, you're--
It's fine.
- He hasn't paid me child
support in over a year,
and he's very lucky,
'cause I never
took him to court.
- And why didn't you?
- I was gonna--
it is such a toxic road.
- Yeah, it's not worth it.
- It brings up so much, like...
both: Anxiety.
- You're an amazing mom.
You put your kids first.
You've taken such the high road
when you didn't have to.
- Thank you.
- I've been friends
with Denise for 20 years,
and I remember
seeing her struggle
to get her kids
in the right school
because some schools don't want
the liability of Charlie Sheen.
- I'm so done...
- Over it, yeah.
- Dealing with this.
- Yeah.
- Do you have a lawyer?
- No.
I don't necessarily want
to go down that road.
- (BLEEP).
Denise, the legal process
does not wait for anyone.
- What do they do
if I don't show up to court?
- I don't know, you know,
but you need to hire a lawyer.
Get a plan.
- You know what
they're gonna say?
They're gonna say
to go to court.
- Let me see if I can find out.
Hold on.
I mean, I'm no lawyer,
but in life, if you don't
confront things right away,
they tend to grow out
of your control.
Honey, I have a question.
It's a legal question, okay?
- Yes.
- My friend Denise's ex-husband
has filed documents
saying that he no longer
wants to pay child support.
Like, does she
have to show up,
or does she not
have to show up?
- We gotta be
on the safe side.
You have to show.
But she should be there
with me or somebody else.
- Oh, my--
- Oh!
- I love the way you volunteer
yourself for this sh--.
I love it.
All right. Well,
I'll have her call you later.
- Okay.
- Bye-bye.
- Bye.
- You have to do something.
- I really don't want
to even deal with this.
- You need to handle it.
- You gotta do something.
- Well, it's a Saturday,
so I'm dealing with this
when I get home.
- No, we're dealing
with it right now.
- Yeah.
- You need to walk upstairs,
and you need to get a lawyer.
- I am not getting
a lawyer right now.
I will deal with this
when I get back to L.A.
- Okay.
- I appreciate the ----ing
advice, but if anyone knows
Charlie, it's me,
and I know how to handle it.
It's not your family.
It's mine.
I'm not even gonna show up
to that court date.
- Coming up...
- I need to keep space
between you and her.
- Stop.
- She's gonna blow.
- Well, I will ----ing blow,
and she won't
have to be there.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- Do you think you can
pull up my bra straps?
It's right here.
Did you do them even?
- I think so.
- You think so.
[laughter]
- Look at this.
- I swear to you I have
the most beautiful girlfriends.
- Oh, gosh.
- Hey, guys.
- Hi!
- Welcome to Lavo.
- Oh, this looks so good!
- I'm getting a drink.
Okay.
- Hey!
all: Hi!
- Look at us.
We're sort of twinning.
- How are you?
- My friends have flown
across the country.
Hi, gorgeous!
And yet it's hard to get
everyone together at one time.
- I miss you.
- Hi.
- It's like
we're home in L.A.
Everyone's just doing
their own thing.
Hello?
Aren't you here for my show?
- I'll have a vodka club soda.
Three squeezed lemons.
Carcass out.
- Okay.
- Carcass out?
- Just, like, the lemons out.
- Can I get [indistinct] soda?
Three limes.
Carcass out.
[laughter]
- I'm so excited
about tomorrow.
- I don't think I've ever had
this much going on at one time.
I really feel
very overwhelmed.
- But think about
after tomorrow
how you're gonna feel.
- I know, but then I leave
for North Carolina...
- I know, but--
- And leave my family.
When I was eight years old,
I played Lindsey Wallace
in the original "Halloween."
So it was really exciting
when they asked me
to reprise my role
in the new "Halloween,"
but cutting my hair
was the director's idea,
because these bangs
are not a good look for me.
I know, for these
next couple of months,
it's gonna be
really ----ing hard.
- It's gonna be hard.
- And my husband,
it's hard on him, too,
because we've never been
apart like that.
- Are you more nervous
about the fashion show
or "Halloween"?
- Acting, I don't feel
nervous about that at all.
I only feel nervous
about leaving everybody.
The longest I've ever left
my family for is for five days,
and I struggled with that.
[line ringing]
Ugh. He's probably
drunk and stoned.
- Yo...
Agency!
♪ ♪
Whoo!
[all cheering]
- Sh--.
[line ringing]
This is so annoying.
Love bean!
- Hold on.
- [laughs]
- Hey, how are you?
- I'm good.
How are you?
Can you--we're both
at two parties--
- Across the USA, right?
You look beautiful, honey.
- Aw.
Well, I just want to check in
and say that I love you.
I'm so sorry that I can't
be there today supporting you,
and make sure that my dogs
are safe please.
- [sighs] Seriously?
I miss you.
I'll talk to you later.
I love you.
Bye!
- Love you.
Bye.
♪ ♪
- Is it time for a shot?
- It's always time for a shot.
♪ ♪
- Hi!
- Sutton.
- Sutton!
- Kyle!
- How are you?
- Oh, my gosh.
Thank you so much
for having me.
- So nice to meet you.
Very nice to meet you.
- Hi!
- Welcome to this group.
Come on in.
- Y'all are so sparkly.
- Denise.
- Hi, Denise.
- Hi. Nice--
I'm gonna give you a hug.
- Okay.
- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you too.
I'm so excited for your show.
- Why don't you get a drink
and I'm gonna seat everybody.
- Okay. I love a drink.
- And we'll introduce you
to everybody.
- Walking in to this group
of ladies,
I didn't know that it was,
like, a disco kind of night,
because I feel like
maybe I look too proper.
- I'm really into this show.
- Fishnets make
everything look good.
- Oh, my God.
- Erika's dress
is a little short.
That's where I get
a little judgy.
I love the sleeves.
So who is it, by the way?
- Fenty.
- It's Fendi?
- Fenty. No. Fen-tee.
- Fenty.
- Rihanna. Fenty.
- If a celebrity has done
a collaboration,
I could care less.
I mean, if God came down
and helped collaborate
with Tom Ford on this dress,
that does not interest me.
- Hi.
- I want you to meet Sutton.
- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you too.
- You look beautiful.
- Oh, thank you. Thank you.
Teddi looks like she's
wearing a black romper.
Cute.
Could I get a champagne?
- Sure you can.
- And would you mind dropping
an ice cube in it please?
- Oh, I've never heard that.
- [speaking French]
- Hold on.
Dorit, hold.
- I need to take a photo.
- I need you seated.
- I need to take a photo.
- Who would buy this sh--?
This is a joke.
- Thank you so much.
I appreciate it.
- I would love a Belvedere.
- This is a lie.
There's no way Dorit is
keeping money in that bag,
so I don't think
she'll be paying me back
for that pretzel anytime soon.
I want to ask
a really tacky question.
How much is this?
- Kyle.
- Do you know if there
are place cards?
- Come sit over here.
- Thank you. Thank you.
I'm looking for place cards.
- No, we don't have any.
- Oh.
[clinking glass]
Lisa Rinna!
- Guys, I just wanted to say
congratulations to Kyle.
I hope that you're
looking around and seeing
how many people love you
and are here to support you.
- Yeah.
- That's true.
- Yay!
- This is a really
exciting time.
New York Fashion Week.
On behalf of Shahida and me,
I really thank you so much.
It's a time to celebrate
not just the fashion show,
but friendship and life,
and I think right now
is a pretty good time
for Teddi to share something.
- I'm sitting,
'cause I'm, like,
awkward social speaker,
but I want--
- Stand up.
- I just wanted to say...
I'm pregnant!
[wild cheering]
- Oh, my God!
- Coming up...
- This is two sizes too big.
This is, like, sabotage.
- Can we put an insole in it?
- Oh, my gosh.
[upbeat music]
- I think right now
is a pretty good time
for Teddi to share something.
- I just wanted to say...
I'm pregnant!
[wild cheering]
- Oh, no, what?
- Oh, my God!
- In the back of my mind,
I knew I always wanted
to have another baby,
but I didn't think
it could happen.
- Pregnant.
Pregnant.
Wow.
- I'm, like, emotional.
- Me too.
- And I don't get emotional.
- I told Kyle like, "I don't
want to do it near your night,"
and she's like,
"You have to do it!"
I'm pregnant.
- No!
- I've been waiting
to tell you.
- Are you kidding me?
- Wait a second!
Teddi, you kicked my ass
on that bicycle.
[laughter]
[bell dings]
- Excuse me.
- Excuse me.
- Excuse me.
- I'm sorry.
- Denise, I think
we lost Erika.
- What the (BLEEP) is wrong
with my bike?
- You lost to a pregnant woman!
- (BLEEP).
- I see her every morning
working out without fail.
When I was pregnant,
I slept till noon.
I was vomiting on the subway.
What the (BLEEP), man?
- That's beautiful news.
- I love babies.
However,
I'm glad it's not me.
- Are you?
- When my son
got out of the crib,
you have the baby gate
on the door.
He would be, like, screaming,
and people would look
at me like,
"What are you doing?"
I'm like,
"It's called training."
You gotta be mean.
Let 'em cry, let them cry.
- You are Southern to the core.
That is how I was raised.
"Let them cry."
A Southern mom takes no sh--.
Will beat your ass with a belt.
I grew up in Atlanta.
- I grew up in Augusta.
- I can hear it.
My grandmother
was even worse.
She would hit me
with a flyswatter.
That was convenient.
You know, [imitates thwack]
- Hi, ladies.
- Are you excited?
- No. Are you nervous?
- Come on.
- This is New York
Fashion Week.
- It's my first fashion show,
so I don't know what glitches
and, like, things to expect.
- How many pieces do you have?
- Shahida, how many
looks did we have
by the end of the day?
- Around 45.
- Oh, my God.
- That's a lot.
- Will we just be in one look?
- Just in one look.
- Just one look.
- By the way,
I was thinking
to have you naked
with only a headband.
[laughter]
- ♪ Yeah ♪
♪ ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
- I don't know
what I'm wearing.
- It makes it
a little difficult.
- [chuckles]
- Denise is asking me
if we're doing
a slicked-back pony,
so I'm kind of doing, like,
side part, slick, high pony.
- Shahida, how many RSVPs
do we have?
- Let me confirm it to you.
- Okay. Bye.
- All right.
- Another 36.
[phone rings]
Hey, what's up?
- So I don't know
what happened,
but Tracie told me
that I need to keep space
between you and her...
- What?
- All day today at the show.
- Stop. When I went in
I was stressed,
and there were some things
I didn't like.
- It's gonna be
crazy backstage,
so let's not get
too ambitious.
- Well, she's gonna blow.
- Well, I will ----ing blow,
and she won't
have to be there.
I am going to avoid her,
not because she told me to,
because I don't know
what I'm gonna do,
and there's too much
at stake today.
- Well, it's gonna
be interesting.
Okay, so call me
when you're here.
- Okay. Thanks.
- Okay. Bye.
[horn blares]
♪ ♪
- I'm so nervous right now.
- I'm so nervous.
- I literally am so nervous.
You have no idea.
Oh, look at all the models.
- Hi.
♪ ♪
- Hello.
- Oh, my gosh.
- We're here. We're here.
We're ready.
- It's really happening.
You like-y?
- I love it.
If my clothing line does
not succeed, it's not like
I'm gonna be
on the streets tomorrow,
but we have put a lot of money
into the production
of the show.
I'm scared there's going
to be mistakes.
I'm scared people
won't like the clothing.
We can go pick other stuff.
They may change,
and we're gonna decide.
- Yeah. Okay.
Let's come on back.
- I don't want people to say,
"What a joke.
"Kyle Richards
coming in thinking
she could design
a clothing line." No.
- I'm so hungry.
- Hold on.
Well, come look at the clothes
and then get the food.
Eat an almond.
♪ ♪
- We're here!
Dorit, you're
over here with me.
- Am I?
- Yeah.
- Why are they giving me--
this is two sizes too big.
I can't wear shoes
that are two sizes too big.
- Oh, sh--.
No, no, no.
- Can we put an insole in it?
And if not, if I can't--
- Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
So this is how Kyle
pays me back
for saving her entire show?
This is, like, sabotage.
I get clown shoes?
They're huge!
- Oh, sh--, Dorit.
- Okay, so go down. Go down.
You're gonna go down.
On the end center riser,
your thing, your thing.
- Tracie?
- Yeah?
- So my other daughter Alexia
ended up coming in,
and she's walking too.
- That's fantastic.
We just have to figure out
where the color story is,
because, like, we had
everything lined up,
and you pulled clothes
for the thing.
So I've gotta, like,
reorganize again.
- Oh, okay.
- I was up until 5:30
in the morning doing that.
- Oh, my God.
Okay. Yikes.
- Yeah, so, right, so just
let's get through this.
- Yeah, I'm just making
sure that you knew.
- Oh, honey, yeah.
- Okay. Perfect.
- Cool.
- Perfect, perfect.
Regardless of whether you had
my daughters in the lineup
or not, they're walking
in the show,
and I am not to be
----ed with right now.
♪ ♪
- Hi, you guys!
- Hi!
- You look great! Hi!
both: Mwah! Mwah!
- I want more leg. More leg.
- You want more leg?
I want more of your body
showing. Sorry.
- Do you want it open?
It's your thing.
- Can you take it off,
for one second?
- Yeah. My job is to walk
in Kyle's fashion show
and do what?
Sell the clothes.
- Will you try this on
for a second, Rinna?
- It's not about me.
It's about Kyle.
Even though
everything's about me,
I'm trying to make this
about Kyle.
- Whoa.
- That's really pretty.
- Let's do this then.
♪ ♪
- All right, let's go.
- Ah, I can't wait.
- This is exciting.
- I know.
- So we're G0 and G1.
- Yeah.
- Okay, Teddi,
so what you're gonna do
is you're gonna stop.
You're gonna pause,
you're gonna look,
and then you walk up
the first runway, and--
- How fast do I need to walk?
- Not super fast.
Slow, but not too slow.
Fast, but not too fast,
so just steady.
- In my head I'm like, "Teddi,
you better not fall down."
Okay.
Is this walk fine?
- Great. Perfect.
You got this.
You're gonna be amazing.
- Thank you so much.
- My pleasure, honey.
- Oh, that's so cute!
It's a family photo.
Ah!
- Having my nieces here
means the world to me.
Paris and Nicky
are style icons really.
- Are you modeling?
- I'm modeling.
- Oh, that's a strong--
- It's a look, right? I know.
- And of course, it wouldn't
hurt having my nieces
put on their Instagram,
"Hey, this is my aunt's line.
Do you like it?"
- I'm excited.
I can't wait.
- Anybody who's in the show!
Everybody ready?
- You're coming with me.
This way.
- Oh.
- Go, go, go!
Models to the front now!
- Ready to go on down.
- Right behind her.
- All models now!
We gotta go!
- Oh, my God.
Where do I go again?
I forgot.
- Everybody in the show.
- Hold on. Hold on. Sh--.
- (BLEEP) it.
I just got nervous.
- I'm, like, sweating bullets.
- Do you need water
or anything?
- I need a cocktail.
- All models now!
- All models now!
We gotta go.
- Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.
Oh, my God!
It started?
- Yeah.
[upbeat music]
- Whoo!
♪ ♪
- There's Alexia.
- Whoo!
- Whoo. Whoo. Whoo.
Work it!
- Whoo!
Come on, Sophia!
Put your hand up.
Put your hand up.
Yeah, there you go.
- Now, this is cool.
- I love everything about it.
- I'm like, "I want
it right now."
- Me too.
We'll have to fight for it.
- What? I do not fight
for my clothes.
[laughter]
I'm getting it.
- Here comes Erika.
- Whoo!
- I would have liked to have
seen Erika in something else.
I thought it was
a little frumpy-looking.
There, I said it.
Is she behind me?
[laughs]
♪ ♪
- Oh, Denise is so not nervous.
- Whoo!
- Nice.
- Oh, you next, Teddi?
You got this. Here goes
the famous Teddi walk.
[laughs]
- Try to walk better than
Kyle's walk in Provence.
Try to walk better than
Kyle's walk in Provence.
- Like she got off a horse.
[laughter]
Oh, no.
Okay.
- My walk is so bad.
It's just like my dad.
- Work it, girl.
- So pretty.
- You got this, Teddi!
- She looks amazing.
- Amazing.
- [exhales]
- Cheer when you see Faye.
[cheering]
- She's saying "hi" to people.
- Dorit.
- Dorit! Yes!
Dorit puts a lot of energy
into looking her absolute best
all the time,
so it's no surprise that
she looks unbelievable today.
- She looks great.
- Whoo!
Look at her working it.
- Yes, Rinna!
- This girl's been trying
to get on a runway for years!
[cheering]
Honey, I left it on the floor.
Like, I gave it.
I had to at the end!
I had to!
- That was a really good show.
[cheering, chatter]
- Yeah!
[cheering]
- The show was a huge success.
I'm so happy.
I cried the whole time.
- You did it!
- You did it!
- We were all so
happy that day.
It's actually hard
to even imagine
how terrible things
would soon become.
[tense music]
♪ ♪
- Who gives a sh--?
- Well then, see,
if you had been honest--
- I was honest.
- No.
- I've been honest.
I'm done.
- Denise?
- No. I'm done.
♪ ♪
- All right. I'm good.
- All right.
- Set for an interview.
- Talk to me.
- Any cast member who comes
onto the show,
you're told all you have to do
is tell the truth.
- And it's not for everybody.
♪ ♪
- I'm done.
I'm not ----ing doing this.
- Denise?
- Don't say a ----ing word.
- If there's something
you want to run from--
thank you so much--
that's the worst
thing you can do.
- We're on camera.
Don't say a ----ing word.
- We sign up to show
our real lives.
You can't hide anything.
You're leaving. Why?
- I'm sure they'll
fill you in.
- Okay.
Do I think it's comfortable
to talk about my daughter's
eating disorder?
No, but that's life.
- I am not doing this,
you guys.
Stop. I am--stop.
Bravo. Bravo. ----ing Bravo.
I'm out.
I am not ----ing doing this.
- Denise has a secret,
and no matter how hard you try,
the truth always comes out.
- I'm a very married woman,
and I love my husband.
- You don't have
to explain yourself.
- ♪ Heavy, heavy,
heavy is the head ♪
♪ That wears the crown ♪
[line ringing]
- Hello?
- Did you see
all the headlines?
- I did.
- I bet you
anything she doesn't
show up for the reunion.
- Oh, she's done.
If you ask me,
we will never see
Denise Richards again.
♪ ♪
- [sighs]
- So Denise, you ready to talk
about all of this?
- ♪ I wear my crown proud ♪
- To learn more about
the Housewives,