The Real Housewives of Atlanta (2008–…): Season 12, Episode 19 - Episode #12.19 - full transcript
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- Let's go!
- Let's go.
Brooklyn!
all: Brooklyn!
- With everything that's
happening back home with Marc,
it's so exhilarating
to smash those plates.
Life!
What would you pair
this lovely rosé with?
- Fish and maybe
a nice grilled chicken.
- So, when you're
choosing your wine,
you completely ignore
the meal that you're having
with the wine.
- And Cynthia tried to
call me a toxic friend.
Dang.
- Oh, this is just
embarrassing.
- You know, and
I miss you so much.
- Thank you.
- It's been really hard
without you.
Tanya, turn around.
Because we are here
in Greece,
I was thinking
we'd do a ruins party
so that we don't ruin
our friendships.
- I'm really happy.
- And I feel like it
probably will end with a hug.
Ruffle the feathers just a
little bit,
so we can calm it back down
in a real way.
- I'm sorry for hurting
your feelings.
I think your businesses
speak for themselves.
- Thank you.
- I know that if that was me,
you would have gone harder.
- Well, I-I know
you say that.
- And we were closer than
anybody in this circle,
and that includes her.
- Well, the things change.
- Shut the up.
- NeNe.
- Stop!
- Stop, you guys.
- Please assault me.
Please go to jail, again.
- Stop ----in' with me,
Kenya.
- You're a big-ass--
- You is a dumb-ass bitch.
- You're a big-ass--
- You will get ----ed up!
- Stop!
- Okay, please do.
Please do. Please do.
- Dumb-ass self,
stupid-ass bitch.
- Stop.
- All you do, is talk sh--.
You don't do nothing.
- Stop.
- We don't want--
nobody's gonna do anything.
- Nobody cares about you.
- You'll get your ass whooped
----in' with me, Kenya.
- Go away. Bye.
- Stop!
- Bye, bye.
Stupid bitch,
you, bitch.
Stick this up
your dry pussy.
Bye, bye, bye.
- Y'all two are blowing
the whole mood.
- All you do, is talk crap.
- You is a bully, bitch.
Talkin' about--
- Big bully here.
- Yeah, okay,
assault me with spit.
- Okay, now,
you're doing the most.
Calm down.
- What are you doing?
Who tries to
spit on someone?
- I'll spit in your
mother----ing face.
- This is gutter behavior,
pure gutter behavior.
- You have to know NeNe.
Like, she could not
put her hands on here.
Like...
- What the hell
is goin' on?
Like, the NeNe I know is not
seriously throwing popcorn
at this girl and acting like
she's gonna spit on her.
- Just don't spit on me.
- That deserves
an ass whippin'.
I'm sorry.
Like, why is this okay?
- Actually, in Greece,
it's a good thing
to be spit on.
We're in Greece.
She should want all
these popcorn seeds.
It's good luck.
I'll spit in your
mother----ing face, bitch.
Your marriage would
probably survive.
you, bitch.
- You know what?
- Come on, fake hips.
- All right.
- I don't think this is
gonna go anywhere.
- They look good
on her, though.
I wish I had some.
- Okay, Popeye.
- Y'all gotta be
ready and willing
to have
real conversations.
- Yeah, but you need to talk
to your friend
while you're standin' up talkin'
to us.
Lean that way.
- What are you
talkin' about?
I'm talkin'
to both of y'all.
- Well, don't look over here.
Look over there.
- You're the one that keeps
insulting people
and talking crazy.
- What are yotalking about?
I'm just saying you--
- If you get assaulted,
you will know got assaulted
----in' with me, bitch.
- Just stop, stop.
- You always talk sh--.
- you, bitch.
- Everybody's talking sh--.
This is just not even--
- The party goes on
without you.
You already know that.
- Kenya, Kenya, you
and Tanya did a great job.
- The party went on
without you, bitch.
You're over here doing
all this sh-- for--
- You need to take her
over ther
- Yeah, dry,
yeah, whatever.
- you, bitch.
- That's the best you got?
Oh, you're throwin'
popcorn at me. Okay.
- I'll get over there
and beat your ass, bitch.
you, ho.
- We got too much money
to do this.
We got too much money
to do that.
- you, bitch.
- Bye!
- I think we need to just,
like, time out.
- Even for NeNe,
it cannot be any lower.
The things that NeNe
is sayin' to Kenya
is just so
disgustingly vulgar.
- I just-- I--
listen. I--
- No, Porsha,
though, the point--
- I think we should
just stop.
- Yeah.
- It was gonna be--
- Yeah, she started
with insulting me.
I did not insult her.
- Kenya.
- I'm just sittin' up here
trying to talk our issues.
She's the one that
goes off the ndle.
- I'm like, what is
the anger about?
- I'm gonna be
honest wit' you.
Y'all were friends.
- Can we give you
a group hug at least?
- No, bitch.
Keep your hugs.
- No, but we're gonna
give you a group hug.
Come on.
- I ain't gonna
let you go, though.
- Where you live, bitch?
- You look good.
- Kenya, what is goin' on
up in here?
I've called my realtor,
and we're gonna go look
at some places,
and I also have a helicopter
on the roof to take us
up outta this camp, okay?
- I have love for you.
- Mm-hmm.
- I always have.
- Where did it go?
- Porsha.
- Was it your baby shower?
- Do you want me to talk
or not?
- I do. I want--
- You wanna keep talkin'.
- I want you to answer me.
- That's what you gotta do.
You gotta listen.
- I will listen.
What happened?
- Okay. The only thing
that I have a issue with,
is her callin' my baby
a buffalo.
That is the only thing
I have an issue with.
- She didn't ca-- okay.
- Yes, she did.
- Okay, I'm not gonna
take up for that.
- That-- you-- she's never
addressed or apologized for.
- And let me tell
you somethin'.
Let me tell you
somethin'.
That's the same
mother----in' problem I had.
That's what
I've been holding onto.
- She ain't never called
your baby nothing.
- She called me a big,
fat-ass piggy face.
- She called you that.
She called you that.
- What?
She called me a pig.
- Wait.
Can you stay here
while I tell her why
I'm upset about my event?
Are you gonna support me?
- I'm going to sit with you
and support you.
- Did she ever call
your baby a buffalo?
Did she ever insult--
- She didn't call your
----in' baby a buffalo.
- She did.
- She called you a buffalo.
- No, she didn't.
- Hey!
- She's gonna have
a buffalo, isn't she?
- Girl.
- I've been just as
pissed as you have.
I've been just as ----in'
pissed as you have.
- We were never
friends like that.
- I've been pissed
as you have.
- Okay, I'm sorry, Cynthia.
I apologize.
- NeNe Leakes, I have
one issue with her,
is you called my baby
a buffalo,
and you always
said kids--
- No, I called you
a buffalo.
- No, you didn't.
You said,
"What is she having?
"A buffalo?"
- I called you a buffalo!
I didn't call your baby
nothin', honey.
- Who does that?
- But let me
tell you this.
If I called you a buffalo,
and it hurt you, I apologize
'cause I'd never wanna
hurt another woman.
- Wait, wait.
- Shh-shh-shh.
- Wait, she's apologizing.
Be quiet.
- Quiet!
- I never called
your baby anything,
and I was mad with you,
and I apologize to you if you
felt that I was talking--
'cause I don't do
that to kids,
and you wanna try
and use your kid
in this situation
for sympathy.
- No, I'm not gonna try
to use my kid.
- If it hurt you,
I apologize.
- She said she
apologized, Kenya.
- She apologized.
- Hold on. Hold on.
Hold on! Did you hear?
- Kenya. Kenya.
- Did you hear? Un-uh.
Did you hear? Un-uh!
- No.
- Did you hear
the apology?
Because I had to receive
the same apology, Kenya.
- I'm going to say yes,
so you can stop, okay?
I get it.
- Don't say yes, so I stop.
That's passive aggressive.
I, too, was called
fat, okay?
But she apologized,
and now we're okay.
So, can you hear her
a little bit...
through the curse words?
- My thing is done, Porsha.
I have nothing else
to say.
- I hear--
I heard your apology.
- Okay, all right.
- Accept my apology, bitch!
Can I say something?
- We are actually
making progress.
- I don't wanna
talk about it. I'm done.
- Because I heard your--
I heard it. I heard it.
- Look.
- I said all I can say.
- Let me say.
- Because I get held
to a higher standard.
- Hold on, people!
- We can't have
six conversations.
- If the-- okay,
well, hello.
- All right.
Come on. Come on.
- I'm trying to talk,
please!
- They don't want us to
have six conversations.
- Sorry, okay.
- Let's just listen.
- If we're trying to have
a conversation
where we are trying
to clear the air,
she can't keep apologizing
for the same thing.
- No, she doesn't need to.
- But my point is--
- Okay, so, accept it!
- Why are you--
If-if you say
that's the thing
that made you so upset,
are you going to accept
the apology
about Brooklyn or not?
We shouldn't have to keep
going on about that point.
- We're not.
It's done. It's done.
- Leave it alone.
It's done.
- I will never
revisit it again.
- I received an apology
from NeNe to Kenya.
- And I did.
- About a miscommunication
of a read,
and I feel like you will
receive it a little later.
This isn't the moment,
and that's-- that is okay.
- It is.
- Everything ain't gotta
happen right this moment.
- Mm-hmm.
Honestly, I would
never say anything
where her child
is concerned,
but when you're beep,
you know, you just start sayin'
all kinda stuff
about each other.
I didn't even realize
I had said that.
- So, let's move on.
Who would like
the crown next?
I think--
- Marlo wants it.
Marlo wants the crown.
- Okay.
- Oh, God.
- She puttin'
her up to talk.
- Do we have to keep goin'?
- So ridiculous, yeah.
- I'm glad that
NeNe apologized.
It was a horrible
thing to say,
and just because Kenya
accepts that apology
doesn't mean they have
to be best of friends,
but at least, you know,
they can move on.
- Say what you're
gonna say, Marlo.
Get it off your chest.
- You can give it to Kenya.
- Yeah, I'm-I'm kinda,
like, done with this.
- Whoever you are get--
giving the crown to,
it doesn't have to be
a negative thing.
It could just be something
that will make
your relationship better.
- And it's not negative.
I just wanna speak
to how I feel.
- So that you don't
ruin what you have.
So, Marlo would like me
to please put this upon
your beautiful locks.
Thank you, Kenya.
Thank you, Marlo.
- I just feel that what
you did to my event,
my hair event, was--
it deserves an apology.
♪ Kenya Moore Haircare ♪
- What the hell is this?
- Hi!
I-I just--
- So, there's nothing you feel
you have to say to me.
- I-I-I feel
I have to say a lot.
So, if you don't remember
the things you say and do to me,
I don't know where to
go from there, but you do.
You are an aggressor
toward me.
You always have been
since we fell out.
You wanna bring a gun
to shoot me,
I'm gonna come back
with a machine gun,
and that's what I did.
Certain things
are off-limits--
my relationship
with my mother,
my daughter,
my husband.
- If a person's mother don't
wanna be bothered with them,
you know somethin' is up.
- All right.
- Marlo, just shut up.
Nobody wanna hear
this disgusting sh--.
So, you wanna sit here,
and you want an apology now
because I came in after you
completely tried to destroy me
the way other people
in my family have.
Then fine, Marlo.
I'm sorry.
Then I'm sorry.
- But, Kenya, see, right--
- No, no!
I need the whole sideline
to be quiet 'cause, right now,
I'm gonna speak to you
for real.
I know you're good at acting,
and I knew, at some point--
- Now, see, now you want--
now, see, what I'm saying.
- No, 'cause I'm speaking
from my heart, right now.
- So, what was acting?
When yo-
when you told me--
- I'm speaking on my nephews.
- It's her turn, ain't it,
Por-- Marlo-- Porsha?
- Let me talk.
I didn't talk when you talked.
- It's her turn.
- Do I look like
I'm acting th you?
- You do great.
- Kenya, let her speak.
- Let her finish.
- Kenya, hear her out.
- Let her speak.
- But, right now,
you are amazing.
- Okay, let--
- But what I'm gonna say,
and I don't--
- Okay, I'm done.
I'm done.
- I don't need--
I don't need any backup.
- Stop, Kenya. It's not--
- I don't need anyone to say--
and do what you do best.
- Kenya! Kenya!
- You can't just say your part
and not let her say hers.
- She just keeps
insulting me.
- She's not finished.
Sit down.
- She keeps insulting me.
I'm tired.
- Kenya, you're
the queen of saying you
can deal with anything.
- I'm done! I'm tired!
- Come back!
- Bye.
- Stop being the person
that walks away!
What are you doing?
Stop it!
Kenya!
- At the end of the day,
I'm gonna tell y'all
the things I said about
her mom were ----ing awful.
I apologize for it.
It was wrong.
- Kenya, you can't just say
what you wanna say
and then leave.
- But you can-- but I told you
don't insult me.
That's my point.
- NeNe been insulting you
all night and you still
sat there...
- And that's why-- no,
because she was leaving.
- And so, the one thing,
her saying,
"Oh, you're a great actress,"
that turned you all o?
I didn't even wanna
do this.
Like, I knew this
was not the time.
I get it.
I get it, Kenya.
Kenya is dealing with
so much stuff at home.
Like, she really doesn't
even have the fight in her,
right now.
- The next time you want
a dessert, honey,
go to a bakery, baby,
because I bring you dessert
every time I see you, honey.
- Come on, give me a hug.
Give me a hug.
- Don't forget
your crowns, ladies!
- Coming up next...
Everybody in this group
has gotten over things
way worse than what
y'all gotten over.
- I've never had a child,
and I've never had a husband,
and she used it
against me.
- I get you, but nobody has
ever accused you of rape.
♪♪♪
- Ugh!
- How are you?
- Hi.
♪♪♪
- I think I saw a diamond
Bible next to your table.
Oh, you did.
Yeah, I don't leave home
without it,
especially with this group
of girls.
- Mm-hmm.
- Lord, you gotta
have a Bible.
- Good morning.
- Hey.
- You look beautiful.
- Ugh.
- How are you this mornin'?
- Wrecked, girl,
oh, my gosh.
- I can't.
Tanya, let me tell ya.
I woke up.
I sat in front of
the mirror like this
for, like,
five minutes.
And I was like, I can't even
put on Chapstick.
- I really believed
in our intention
and what we were
trying to do
because we had had
this great couple of days,
and I thought we were
ready to come to a place
where we could put stuff
out on the table.
- Right.
- And it just went, pshew.
- Well, I mean, damn,
I think I underestimated
how upset NeNe
and Kenya were.
- Yes.
- It literally went from
zero to 1,000.
- All we really do.
Hi, dolls.
- Oh, my God, now.
- Yes, honey.
- Come on through.
Come on.
- Good morning!
- Good morning!
- Look, NeNe,
there's the crown
drowned at the bottom
of the pool.
- Baby, none of that
worked last night.
That did not work at all.
- It-it got outta hand.
I seen Brooklyn
and the kids.
I was gonna hold her
and bring her out here.
Then I thought Kenya
might shoot me.
I was like, let me leave
the baby in there.
- Did you get any
sleep last night?
- Girl, I'm exhausted.
I went to my room,
and I was reading
my script.
- You actually had to study
after you went in there?
- Well, I wanted
to make sure
that I at least
read over everything.
Heller.
- Heeey!
What do you have?
Hello.
- I wanna have
a conversation with you
without getting
beat up today.
Oh, really?
- I can't find
my flip flops.
- I'm missin'
one of my mine.
- Man, we need to search
the bus, again.
We need our little shoes
to walk around in.
- Girl.
- My feet are ashy enough.
- You can't shade
your own self, honey.
Well, what are we up to
today, you guys?
- Well, last night
definitely took away
from the fun and positivity
of this trip.
- Yeah.
- To say the least.
- We can blame Porsha
and Tanya for that, too.
Oh, my God.
- I plan to take
control back today.
- But what did you get
out of it wit' you and her?
Did you feel like
y'all had closure?
Here's the thing.
- 'Cause I think y'all
stopped talking or somethin'.
Then y'all got
interrupted?
- We got interrupted.
- Okay.
- So, we never
got to the place
where she could acknowledge,
oh, you know--
- Yes, y'all did.
She didn't want to.
- She did.
- Is anybody ever able
to interrupt Kenya? No.
- That's my point.
- If it gets interrupted,
she has decided
to not answer your ass.
- And then she leave.
- And then she's gone.
- We had a good
conversation.
I felt like we were
the only ones
that really had
that fair opportunity.
- I'm sorry for
hurting your feelings.
I think your businesses
speak for themselves.
- Thank you.
Thank God
we went first.
- We were the only ones
that have level heads.
- To her point, everything
else was pretty much
a sh-- show
with lots of popcorn.
- My thing
with Cynthia is,
is, girl, if you weren't
gonna tell her
what the real issue is,
then you shouldn't even
have brought it up
at all.
- That's right.
- Because the real issue
was not that she was just
teasing you, sweetie.
- She's kind of a bit
of a hypocrite.
- No, that is where she
needed to draw the line
in the friendship.
- Yeah, she does.
- Yes.
- And let her know this
is what you don't do.
If you claim
you wanna help me
and make my business
a conversation,
don't do it like that.
- Right.
- If your pet peeve is,
don't talk about my business,
then you should also
really, really try hard
to not hate on
anybody else's business.
This just from the outside
lookin' in, baby,
'cause you're not gonna
come down on Go Naked Hair.
- They let her get away
with pure murder.
- Why do they do that?
- I don't know.
'cause her hips are fake.
- It's like, girl,
you're 52 years old.
You have to find a better way
to communicate.
- You can't do that.
- This is Europe.
This is not, uh, America.
It-it'd be real
interesting
to see how she gets
herself outta jail.
- Locked up abroad.
- Well, I don't think
she's gonna--
- Yeah, locked up abroad.
I don't wanna do it.
- I don't think
she's gonna do that.
It's just exhausting
to be anywhere
near the fire-breating
dragon.
I hope for actually
no interaction with her
for the rest of the trip.
- I feel that the first
night we were here,
NeNe genuinely was trying
to show you kindness.
- I've been
through a divorce,
and I would really want
to know if you're okay.
- And I say,
that's bullsh--.
How can you say
she was being genuine,
and the first chance
she gets to try to hurt me
when I'm at my
lowest point?
- Bipolar Kenya!
- Let-- give it a break.
- Yes.
- That's why your
husband left, bitch,
because you're bipolar.
- Whoa!
- I get what
you're sayin',
but is she's gonna sit there
and give a whole speech
about how she wanted to
know how you were feeling
and da-da-da-da-da?
- Did she call me?
- Listen, that was at
the table face-to-face.
- Oh, oh, okay,
she wanted to know,
but she didn't reach out.
- But even this week,
she was trying to have
a conversation with you
before she had a
conversation with Porsha.
- This is the thing,
She says one thing,
and she holds herself to
completely different rules.
- When she brought up
the buffalo comment,
I'm like, okay, now
that's-that's a reach.
- She know damn well.
- I was like, that was a reach.
- It was a real reach.
- That was a reach, girl,
even though you--
- You had to understand
you're trippin'.
- Even though you're trippin',
that's a reach.
- A you apologized.
- Yes.
- Like, you apologized flat out.
That was not what it was.
- I said, "You thought that?"
Then that's ----ed up.
'Cause I-I ain't
talkin' about your baby.
I'm talkin'
about you, bitch.
- Yeah.
- Honestly, I think that
first night was the key.
Should've tied
them bitches down.
Because now Kenya
is gonna rest upon
some of the insults from
last night to still be mad.
- Okay, all right.
If-if-if it is possible for
the four of us to sit down--
- The answer is never.
- Everybody in this group
has gotten over things
way worse than what y'all has
gotten over,
and I can say--
- No, that's not true.
- Oh, for sure,
I can say myself.
- No, I've never had a child,
and I've never had a husband,
and she used it
against me.
- I get you, but nobody's
ever accused you of rape.
I know.
- You and your husband...
- I'm telling you
what I know.
- ...had planned on
drugging me and Shamea
and taking me
back to your house.
- You a damn liar!
So, if I can still
be cool
and have a conversation
after that sh--.
I don't wanna make
myself uncomfortable
because of someone else.
So it forced me to get
over things with Porsha.
And one thing
is for sure.
We need to try to get NeNe
and Kenya on the same page,
so that they won't suck
the life out of this trip.
I get that last night
was ugly
and, uh, all that
type of stuff, but...
that.
I don't care that y'all mad.
We gonna have fun today.
- I'm ready to have fun.
- Well, you know I got to be
friends with Dina Lohan
when I was in the
"Big Brother" house.
But Lindsay has
a club here.
- Oh, yes!
- So, it's like a beach club.
So I want us to go by there.
- Yes, Kandi.
Get this show
back on the road, okay?
We've fallen off in the
Grecian Sea somewhere.
- I wanna do some fun
team building type fun games,
and I want everybody
to participate.
Don't give me that look.
- I am giving you that look.
Don't do it.
- Let me tell you,
I took abuse from you
last night.
- What did I do?
- When I tried to
follow you ever here,
you was like...
I tried to give you a hug,
and you hit me.
Come on, give me a hug.
I did not hit you.
- Yes, you did.
You was like--
literally like--
- I did not hit--
Oh, my God.
- Yes, you did.
I can't believe
she did that!
- That was so hard.
- But I was like, okay.
- I'm bruised.
I need some ice.
- Girl, whatever.
- Is it red?
- It's swellin' up.
- I did not hit you
that hard.
Coming up next...
Three, two, one, go.
Ah!
♪♪♪
- Does anybody wanna
go to the beach today?
- Yes, let's go.
- It's our last day.
- Ladies, y'all ready?
I love that.
- All right, come on.
- Look at that cat.
He's standing right there
lookin' at you.
- Yeah.
- Y'all wore y'all self out
last night.
- Y'all wore me out.
- Girl, you sat there and
talked to us all damn night.
- Do you know, by the time
I went downstairs,
it was 4:44?
- It is not my fault.
- Trying to keep
y'all in order,
and I do know it's
all Kenya's fault.
- Ooh!
- Let me see.
- Listen,
I'm a water sign, okay?
I'm a Cancer.
All this craziness on the land,
it's just too much.
Like, I am actually ruined
from the ruins party.
- Hostesses, what we-what
we doin' when we get here?
Queen Kandi?
- Hmm?
- She asleep?
- Yeah, she sleeps good
sittin' up.
- I know somethin'
about some game.
Some kinda team building.
- Sh--.
100-year-old women
ain't team built by now,
they ain't gonna
be team built.
- Team building time.
- Lohan Seaside.
This is cute.
- This is amazing.
- Welcome to
Lohan Seaside, guys.
- We are excited
to be here.
- I think you're
familiar with Lindsay.
- Yes.
- Of course.
- I'm gonna show you
the place.
- Of course.
- Sure.
- Let me guide you.
- Oh, wow,
this is gorgeous.
- Beautiful!
- So, we've set up the things
that you requested, guys.
- This is adorable.
- These are the games
that I had set up.
- And whatever you need,
I'm always here for you.
- Thank you.
- Have fun.
- Okay, ladies.
So, I have decided to
take back control of my trip.
- Thank God!
- Okay, y'all could've
done me better than that.
Thank you, Porsha.
- So, I wanted to do
a fun game
to teach you
how to listen.
- Ooh, not teach, honey.
- I wanna mix things
up a tad.
- Uh-oh.
- I decided that I would
like to put Kenya...
- Uh-huh.
- ... and Tanya together.
- Okay. Okay.
- I loved what happened
with you, NeNe,
and Porsha yesterday.
- Mm-hmm.
- So, that leaves
Cynthia and Marlo.
- Wait, you said it was
a listening game?
I wasn't really lookin' for
Marlo to be my partner,
especially after our
little episode in Toronto.
- Marlo!
However...
mama wants to win
at any cost.
- Who you gonna be with?
- I am the judge.
- Oh!
- Oh, she's taking
your role today.
- One thing that
I know is that the girls
always get along
when we're competitive.
- Welcome to
"Bitch Stole My Talent!"
Yeah!
- Get 'em!
Get 'em!
- No! Ahh!
These little team building
exercises are really meant
so that people who weren't
getting along the greatest
can work together
to try to win.
And just as a
safety precaution,
I decided there will be
no ball throwing.
One of you is gonna
guide your partner,
and one of you
is gonna be blindfolded
and do the walking.
- Who is the best
listener between us?
- Me.
- You are?
- You be talker.
- I'm the talker.
- Neither one of us.
We talk over each other.
That's the magic, girl.
We don't even hear
what each other say.
We just smile and giggle.
- I am definitely
the better listener.
Porsha is long-winded.
Baby, she can talk for
a whole 45 minutes.
And then you be like, girl,
can I get one word in?
- Do you--
- Bah! Ha!
I heard you.
- There's the blindfold
on each table.
- Okay.
- So, basically, you have
to guide your partner
around the obstacle course.
- Okay.
- So, the first thing,
you have to tell them
how to get around the chair.
Then they have to
step on their disc,
then go around,
sit on the chair.
Then they have to step
on the other disc,
and then give you
hand five.
Y'all ready to
get in your places?
Yes.
- All right.
- Cynthia?
- Yeah.
- Trust issues.
Don't lead me wrong.
- I know.
I know.
- Don't have me miss that
seat, either, Cynthia.
- All right.
Listen to me then.
If you listen to me, darling,
you will get the seat.
- I'm gonna listen.
- Ready, set, go!
- Okay, come on, Kenya.
Come to your left.
Come, come, come, come.
Keep going.
Straight, straight, straight.
Come on.
Come on, girl.
Right through the arrows.
That's it.
That's it.
- Left-- uh, right touch.
Right touch.
- Okay, walk, Marlo.
Walk straight, Marlo.
Over, over, over.
Come on.
Sit down, sit down,
sit down!
- Come on.
Sit on the chair.
Come on.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Come on.
- Left foot, right here,
left foot.
- Now, come on,
come on, come on.
- High five, high five.
- Yes!
- Tanya and Kenya won.
- Yay!
- Oh, Lord.
- What'd they do?
- No, no, no.
They-they beat us already.
- Who?
- Marlo, like,
sucks at taking direction.
I almost need to, like,
wave, like, some money
or a Birkin bag
in front of her
to get her to
gravitate toward me.
- Switch places
wit' your partner.
- You ready?
Okay, Porsha, hold on.
- Blindfold, Miss Bailey.
- You're goin' down.
- Oh, I'm so ready for this!
- Ready...
- Porsha, listen!
- ...set, go!
- Move left.
Porsha, no, no!
Porsha!
- To your right.
Sit.
To your right.
Yeah, sit, sit, sit, sit!
Okay.
- Touch the disc.
Touch it, touch it.
Porsha, touch it wit' your
right-- yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Forward, forward.
No, stop, Cynthia.
Sh--.
- Sit, sit, sit,
sit, sit, sit.
Oh, come on, sit.
Okay, now, turn around.
Turn around.
Turn around.
Turn around.
We won!
We won!
- Come to your left.
To your left.
- To my left?
- No, come up forward.
- Marlo and I pretty much
suck together.
- Sit down.
We won!
We won!
Wait.
Marlo, you did it
on purpose!
I followed your directions!
- NeNe and Porsha
got that one.
- Yeah!
- We got that one.
Yeah!
- We did that.
Uh-oh, titty, titty, titty!
This would not be
a proper girls' trip
if NeNe's titty was
not on the loose.
- Team Tanya and Kenya
have a point.
- We're called the Gods.
- Team NeNe and Porsha
have a point.
- Whoo-hoo-hoo!
- And Team Marlo and Cynthia
have zero points.
- Zero points.
- Zero!
- Do we get
another chance?
- No, boo.
- Coming up next...
- Kenya, 'cause you
were one of our muses,
and so are you, NeNe Leakes,
we are going to be you,
and we're gonna
have a conversation.
Oh!
♪♪♪
- I have another fun game.
I wanna make an example.
Come here, Tanya.
- Okay.
- Come here.
- I'm the best partner
you could have.
- So, this is
what we're doin'.
Back to back.
Back to back.
- Oh, girl,
I don't know about this.
- Back to back. Back to back.
- Back to back.
- Oh, I thought she said,
"Hop on my back."
- No, back to back.
- Girl.
- I don't think we're gonna
be able to fit each other.
- Hop on your back?
- All right, come on.
We gonna squat.
Get this cup.
- Oh, God.
- Then we gotta
go to the ocean.
- Go to the ocean?
- We gotta dip-dip.
Fill it up with water.
And then we gonna come back.
- Wit' your eyes open?
- Yeah, with your eyes open.
- You gotta fill up the bucket.
- Oh, Cynthia,
I'm gonna drag your ass.
- And we are gonna
fill up our bucket
'til we get to
the black line.
- Oh, wow!
- The first one that fills it
to their black line wins.
Everybody line up
right here.
You gotta be connected
the entire time.
Okay.
- Come on.
Let's go!
- Five, four, three,
two, one, go.
♪♪♪
Whoa!
- Ah!
Move to the side,
to the side.
- Porsha's a lot stronger
than I thought she was.
I mean,
she is dragging NeNe,
and I know that
is not a light load.
Emotionally or physically.
- Get it.
Get it.
- I'm good, Porsha.
I'm good.
- Hold hands together.
Hold hands.
- Okay, gotta hold.
Okay.
- Ah!
- Oh, my knees locked.
- Wait, Porsha, Wait.
- Y'all about to drop all
y'all water out your bucket.
- No, no, no,
we got this.
Okay.
- Wait, let me guide you.
Let me guide you.
Come on.
Come on.
- Y'all about to be
disqualified.
Y'all better
get connected.
- Okay, come on, Porsha.
Connect, connect.
Turn around and connect.
- Bring your ass up.
Bring your ass up.
- Ahh!
- Whoa! Ah!
We're gonna win.
- Okay, go.
Porsha.
- Uh, y'all gave up?
- We gave up.
- You're disqualified.
- It ain't workin'.
- What are y'all doin'?
Titties is out.
Let me put you
together, child.
She's been waitin'
to drag my ass.
- Look at these
mother----ers.
- Okay, okay.
- What are you doing?
Y'all not going again?
- We couldn't get back up
from the squat.
I told you,
the squat is deadly.
- Get away from us!
Okay.
Stop, Porsha!
Pour it.
- You're always
----in' stuff up.
- After all these
little games,
I hope everybody's spirits
stay on the up and up.
- Thank you.
- Because tonight,
Kenya and I have plans
for this goddess party.
I don't know if everybody
has everything that they need
for the Greek
goddess evening,
but we're going shopping.
- Where are the dresses at?
- Does this fit me?
- With your nice boobs.
- That's pretty.
- I hope everybody
comes looking good
in their best
goddess outfit,
and I pray that the girls go
lighter on the alcohol tonight.
- Oh!
♪♪♪
- Kandi?
- Come in.
- Hi.
- Look at you.
Don't you look gorgeous?
Such a goddess.
- Well, honey,
the goddess of cheekbones.
- Oh, yes, yes.
Okay, goddess of cheekbones.
- Oh, my God,
you look amazing.
- Well, thank you.
I had to throw this together
'cause, girl,
I waited too long.
- Throw it together?
- I waited 'til
the last minute
to figure out
what I was gonna wear,
so I just pulled out
any ol' dress in my closet
that looked like
it could be Grecian.
- Girl, how you gonna
wait 'til the last minute?
It's your damn trip.
- I know.
It was just so much goin' on.
If you're going to Greece,
you should definitely
have a goddess party.
I mean, that's what
the Greeks were known for.
Mythology, heller.
Anyway...
So, this trip has
just been so hard
to get NeNe and Kenya
on the same page.
- I know.
- And, you know,
since I just announced my role
in the show "The Chi."
- Yes, you did.
Congratulations.
- And you are
a thespian yourself.
- Oh, thank you
for noticing.
- Okay.
- Oh, what go on?
Good morning, Miss Kenya.
This Moore Haircare,
what will it do for this?
- Exactly.
So, why don't we play out
a Greek tragedy?
Oh, sh--.
- You know, like the play.
- Stop, not a Greek tragedy.
- Yes, but you can be NeNe.
I'll be Kenya.
- Okay, you know NeNe and I
just got back cool now.
- No.
- What-what are
gettin' ready to do?
- It could be fun,
but we'll be them.
- Right, okay.
- If we can make them laugh--
- I've had quite a bit of drama
on the Greece trip already.
So, the fact that Kandi
has hand chosen me
to be a part of
this Greek tragedy
has me thinking this
could go really right
or really wrong.
- But we're gonna have to
let each other talk, though.
- Right.
- So, it's like,
we gotta be them
but not be them.
- Right.
- Because, you know,
they won't let each other
get a word out.
- Right.
- This little performance
should give Kenya and NeNe
perspective to say,
"Okay, well, maybe our issues
aren't that deep."
And if nothing else,
at least it gives me some
acting practice for "The Chi."
So, then we're
gonna do "but,"
'cause, you know,
she does that.
- I know.
She does do her hand like that.
- She does this all the time.
- I can't even believe
your hand bends like that.
Her hand does that.
- I'm double jointed,
so it's easy for me to do it.
- That's, like,
her favorite thing,
especially when she's mad.
Okay.
- And then you could be like,
"Look, honey."
You know how--
do your NeNe thing.
- Uh-huh, like a NeNe-ism.
- And, like, and then
we can go back and forth about,
like, you could be sayin',
"Look, honey,
I've been tryin' to talk to you.
"I don't really know
what your problem is."
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
- Right.
- And then you can say,
you know,
"'Cause everything was just fine
as far as I knew
when we left from
the, um, reunion."
- Mm-hmm.
What is your issue?
I'm not gonna be--
- You know what my issue is.
I called you twice,
and you never returned my call.
- Girl, I was busy.
I had just found
my husband had cancer.
- You don't know
to respect people.
Oh, girl, not the cancer.
Now, that was sensitive.
- I didn't have time.
- You don't care
about anybody but you.
I think we're
talkin' too loud.
- I know.
- I think we get a little
too excited playing them.
I know.
It is fun playing NeNe.
- But I think
you need to make sure
you get out more of her points.
- Okay.
- Because then
she gonna feel like
we only sticking up
for Kenya.
- I can get into her points.
All right.
- Okay.
So, I think
this is a good start.
- Yeah.
Oh, my God, I can't
believe we're doing this.
We gotta get some good laughs.
- Well, I'm gonna go downstairs.
I think I need a drink now
just so I can get in character
because, you know,
Miss NeNe loves her drink,
honey.
- Ahh.
Coming up next...
I'm going in the house.
Listen, don't
with me now, for real.
I'm not doing this.
I'm getting ready to leave
and go to the bathroom,
and I might flush myself
down the toilet.
Bye.
Uh-uh-uh-uh.
Don't play games with me.
♪♪♪
- Ooh, that
looks interesting.
♪♪♪
Go.
Go, go, go.
Get away, get away, get away.
Oh, my goodness,
these cats are the worst.
Go!
You are not our guest.
Hi.
- Girl, I can't
take the aluminum foil off
because the cats
is waitin' for the food.
Go.
- Oh, no.
- And then they're
not even scared.
They're just like, so what?
- You look beautiful.
Muah, muah.
- Muah.
Ooh. I love this.
- You do?
- You are giving us
real goddess vibes.
- Ooh, la-la.
- Hello.
- Hello, goddesses.
- Hey, goddesses.
Hello.
- Y'all look gorgeous.
- Yes, okay, are you twirling?
Okay.
- How are you guys?
How are you?
- Y'all wanna
make a drink or somethin'?
- Yes.
- Yes, of course.
- Is this sangria?
- Yes.
- It is.
Okay, great.
Okay. Hi.
- Hi.
- Hello, ladies.
- You guys look amazing.
- Hello, ladies.
- Goddesses.
- Oh, our goddesses are here.
- Yes.
- Y'all look gorgeous.
- Everybody looks gorgeous.
- Hey.
- Let me have some wine.
- Let me make a little drink,
as well.
- I got the drink.
Yeah, I'm the bartender.
- So, who cooked?
- Well--
The restaurant.
- Okay, you suck
as a bartender
just to let you know.
- I am great
as a bartender, bitch.
- Oh, my God,
this is disgusting.
Oh, wait.
Do you have napkins?
- So, Kenya, did you
ever come up with
the Greek goddess names
you wanted to give out or no?
- Well, maybe we can just
ask 'em who they are.
- Okay.
- A goddess party is,
we're just dressed up
like goddesses.
We'll have names,
have some beautiful
Grecian wine, and just
enjoy the last night
that we have together
because when I get home,
I have a lot to deal with.
- We actually had
assigned people names
based on your personality,
but then we were like,
well, we don't wanna
insult people.
- So, we're gonna let everybody
pick their own goddess.
- Yes.
- Okay.
- I-I wanna be Aphrodite.
I'm the goddess of--
- Fertility, love, and beauty.
- Love and beauty.
I am Aphrodite...
love, beauty, passion.
- Who's the goddess of what?
- So, Kandi, which one are you?
- I was Tyche, goddess
of fortune and prosperity.
Athena, I think that, um--
- No, I'm Athena.
I already chose it.
Remember?
- Oh, you did?
- Yeah.
- Oh, okay, my bad.
- I'm Athena.
- The Greek goddess of wisdom.
- Girl, if you had any wisdom,
you woulda made up with me
a long time ago, honey.
- Kenya, Athena is also
the goddess of war.
- The goddess of war?
- The goddess of war.
- Ooh, I know she
loves to read.
- And I am the-the goddess
of Eos,
which is health
and curing diseases
'cause I believe that
without health,
you can have none of the things
that you guys are speaking of.
- NeNe is pretty much
more like Medusa.
- Artemis is
the Greek goddess of the hunt.
That's you.
Wait, the-the hunt?
I'm hunting?
- You huntin', right now, girl.
- I'm not huntin'.
I just know
what I'm not gonna settle for.
- I like Hebe.
- Hebe?
- Yes.
- Oh, goddess of youth?
- Goddess of youth
and prime of life.
- Hera, Greek
goddess of marriage.
- Oh, I wanna be that goddess.
Hello.
Somebody
is getting married.
Who's thirsty now?
Not Hera.
♪♪♪
- Cynthia,
the cat is right there.
- Oh, my God,
the cat is up on the table.
- Ahh!
Get out! Get out!
Get out!
- Oh!
- Oh, no!
- Oh, it's up there
with the food.
- We need to cover the food.
- Yes.
- He didn't touch it, though.
- I wouldn't eat
none of that, chile.
He done been up there
eatin' everything.
- He was gettin'
ready to pounce.
I am over these cats.
Like, what is this about?
- Now, I have a great big,
fat Hello Kitty myself, but...
- Ooh, this house
got more pussy than a brothel.
- Um, I wanted
to do something fun.
- Again?
- Yes.
More games.
- It's not a game.
It's not a game,
and it's in the theme of Greece.
Clearly, you know,
I already told you guys that,
you know, I, um,
got the role,
and I'm super excited,
on "The Chi."
- You did.
- And in Greece,
in ancient times,
they used to do Greek theater.
- Theater.
- And so, right now,
um, Cynthia and I
would like to perform
a Greek tragedy.
Ooh.
Amazing.
- Yeah, I do have
a Greek tragedy.
The tragedy is being on
this trip to Greece with Kenya.
That is the tragedy, honey.
- Kenya.
- Yes, ma'am.
- 'Cause you were
one of our muses--
- Thank you.
Oh, Lord.
- And so are you,
NeNe Leakes,
um, because we know
that, um,
you guys don't wanna
have any conversations,
and that's fine.
We are going to be you and
we're gonna have a conversation.
Oh!
♪♪♪
- We are going to be you,
and we're gonna
have a conversation.
Oh!
- I don't know.
I feel like, uh, Kandi,
this might not be
the best idea, girl.
Uh, no.
Abort mission.
- Wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait.
I-I want you to be,
when speaking, speak correctly.
I have tried to have
many conversations.
But now go on.
Correction, Kenya's lap dogs,
I've tried to talk to
your master several times, okay?
She just didn't
want to receive it
because it's coming from me.
- Actually, I will
be playing the role
of NeNe Leakes.
- Bring the heat, baby.
Get the award.
Emmys, honey, all day.
- And I'm going
to be Kenya Moore.
Well, you know,
I am an actress.
So, I am taking this role
as Kenya Moore very seriously.
- I'm only givin'
a dramatization of what, uh--
- Okay, I gotta record this.
- We think is goin' on.
- This is gonna
be a whole movie.
- Oh, a chair?
- Where are my--
where is my cocktail, somebody?
- I know.
- I gotta go pee, too.
- We need a refill.
- And I gotta go pee.
Where my phone at?
- You can't go pee now.
- Yes, I can.
I ain't got time to
listen to this bullsh--.
- No, stop.
No, but let make sure
they get it right, now.
- I don't give a damn.
They can get it wrong.
- Okay, so,
you're sayin' that--
- Cocktails are encouraged
at this point.
- And, um--
- Wait, one second.
- Hold on one second.
- NeNe has to use the restroom.
- Oh.
- No, they can keep
the dramatization going.
I don't have to
be here for that.
- You have to be here.
- This is, like, one of
the biggest roles of my life.
Oh, get it, girl.
- Let me mind my business.
I'm going to the bathroom.
Listen, who the
you think you are?
Like, you ain't
fittin' to guard me
and tell me what to do.
- I'm asking.
I'm going in the house.
Listen, don't
with me now, for real.
I'm not doing this.
I'm getting ready to leave
and go to the bathroom,
and I might flush myself
down the toilet.
Bye.
- What is happening here?
It's not gonna be funny if--
- She probably did a Kenya.
Disappeared.
- Oh, my God.
We can't start yet.
We have to wait for her.
She's coming back.
- I wasn't trying
to make anybody upset
and wanna leave.
- Not at all. It was--
- Is she upset?
- Listen, uh-uh-uh-uh-uh.
- Hey, just calm down.
- Don't play games with me.
- Did she seem
upset to you, Marlo?
- Was she upset?
- I think NeNe left because
she's terrified to see herself
and the monster
that she has been to me
this entire trip.
I would be afraid
to see myself, too.
- She just said,
"I have to use the restroom."
- Oh.
- Oh, okay.
- Okay, was she number
one, two, or three?
- Maybe two with this food.
- Y'all know what number one
and number two is.
Number three is, that bathroom
is in Atlanta, honey.
Any time NeNe is uncomfortable,
and I get to see
the back of her head, that's it.
You ain't gonna see her no more.
- Oh, God.
- Why you goin'?
NeNe!
Girl, if you hit my window,
I will you up.
- NeNe is gone.
She has left the building.
- I'm just gonna
check on the baby.
- This may happen.
- Not a bad thing.
- Back home.
- At a later time.
- Okay.
- Mm-hmm.
- But in the spirit of love,
and light, and Greece,
we're going to be ending
the evening early.
- I want my money back.
Do you know how much I paid
for this VIP ticket?
- The fact that NeNe
just left was crazy
because I was going to
only represent her
in the best light possible.
- I'm going to my room,
and I'm getting ready
to pack to go home.
I don't have time for
the playing the game.
- Shh.
It's okay.
Night-night.
Shh-shh-shh.
- Wait, how do you say
"goodbye" in Greek?
- We don't know.
- Well done.
- Thank you.
I tried.
I mean,
that's so ridiculous.
Come on.
Like, is it that serious?
I just think that
they need time
to see how really tragic
their situation is.
- No, you did a good job
and thank you so much.
- You did a great job.
- I'm gonna go pack.
Muah.
- Even though you couldn't--
- I tried to assist.
- Muah.
I wanna go home.
I have had it
wit' you heifers.
- Bye.
- Good night, Marlo.
- Good night.
Okay.
Next time, on "The Real
Housewives of Atlanta"...
- It's just a lot of things
I felt like
I was in the dark about.
I just don't know how to even
make the visitation work.
Yes, he can see her
whenever he comes here.
- Yeah.
And what about
when he comes here?
Is he gonna stay here?
Where is he gonna be?
- Oh, no, I don't
want him to stay here.
- And guess what.
- Look at this!
- NeNe came to one of my events!
- Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
- She made the effort.
- Well, I did my sex scene.
- How was it?
- It was a lotta grinding
and flipping each other over.
- What'd Todd say?
- Todd is not happy.
You don't wanna talk to mommy?
- I do.
- Okay, so, let's talk to mommy.
- Aww, you're crying.
Aww.
I be feeling like
I suck as a parent sometimes.
- I want my mommy.
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- Let's go!
- Let's go.
Brooklyn!
all: Brooklyn!
- With everything that's
happening back home with Marc,
it's so exhilarating
to smash those plates.
Life!
What would you pair
this lovely rosé with?
- Fish and maybe
a nice grilled chicken.
- So, when you're
choosing your wine,
you completely ignore
the meal that you're having
with the wine.
- And Cynthia tried to
call me a toxic friend.
Dang.
- Oh, this is just
embarrassing.
- You know, and
I miss you so much.
- Thank you.
- It's been really hard
without you.
Tanya, turn around.
Because we are here
in Greece,
I was thinking
we'd do a ruins party
so that we don't ruin
our friendships.
- I'm really happy.
- And I feel like it
probably will end with a hug.
Ruffle the feathers just a
little bit,
so we can calm it back down
in a real way.
- I'm sorry for hurting
your feelings.
I think your businesses
speak for themselves.
- Thank you.
- I know that if that was me,
you would have gone harder.
- Well, I-I know
you say that.
- And we were closer than
anybody in this circle,
and that includes her.
- Well, the things change.
- Shut the up.
- NeNe.
- Stop!
- Stop, you guys.
- Please assault me.
Please go to jail, again.
- Stop ----in' with me,
Kenya.
- You're a big-ass--
- You is a dumb-ass bitch.
- You're a big-ass--
- You will get ----ed up!
- Stop!
- Okay, please do.
Please do. Please do.
- Dumb-ass self,
stupid-ass bitch.
- Stop.
- All you do, is talk sh--.
You don't do nothing.
- Stop.
- We don't want--
nobody's gonna do anything.
- Nobody cares about you.
- You'll get your ass whooped
----in' with me, Kenya.
- Go away. Bye.
- Stop!
- Bye, bye.
Stupid bitch,
you, bitch.
Stick this up
your dry pussy.
Bye, bye, bye.
- Y'all two are blowing
the whole mood.
- All you do, is talk crap.
- You is a bully, bitch.
Talkin' about--
- Big bully here.
- Yeah, okay,
assault me with spit.
- Okay, now,
you're doing the most.
Calm down.
- What are you doing?
Who tries to
spit on someone?
- I'll spit in your
mother----ing face.
- This is gutter behavior,
pure gutter behavior.
- You have to know NeNe.
Like, she could not
put her hands on here.
Like...
- What the hell
is goin' on?
Like, the NeNe I know is not
seriously throwing popcorn
at this girl and acting like
she's gonna spit on her.
- Just don't spit on me.
- That deserves
an ass whippin'.
I'm sorry.
Like, why is this okay?
- Actually, in Greece,
it's a good thing
to be spit on.
We're in Greece.
She should want all
these popcorn seeds.
It's good luck.
I'll spit in your
mother----ing face, bitch.
Your marriage would
probably survive.
you, bitch.
- You know what?
- Come on, fake hips.
- All right.
- I don't think this is
gonna go anywhere.
- They look good
on her, though.
I wish I had some.
- Okay, Popeye.
- Y'all gotta be
ready and willing
to have
real conversations.
- Yeah, but you need to talk
to your friend
while you're standin' up talkin'
to us.
Lean that way.
- What are you
talkin' about?
I'm talkin'
to both of y'all.
- Well, don't look over here.
Look over there.
- You're the one that keeps
insulting people
and talking crazy.
- What are yotalking about?
I'm just saying you--
- If you get assaulted,
you will know got assaulted
----in' with me, bitch.
- Just stop, stop.
- You always talk sh--.
- you, bitch.
- Everybody's talking sh--.
This is just not even--
- The party goes on
without you.
You already know that.
- Kenya, Kenya, you
and Tanya did a great job.
- The party went on
without you, bitch.
You're over here doing
all this sh-- for--
- You need to take her
over ther
- Yeah, dry,
yeah, whatever.
- you, bitch.
- That's the best you got?
Oh, you're throwin'
popcorn at me. Okay.
- I'll get over there
and beat your ass, bitch.
you, ho.
- We got too much money
to do this.
We got too much money
to do that.
- you, bitch.
- Bye!
- I think we need to just,
like, time out.
- Even for NeNe,
it cannot be any lower.
The things that NeNe
is sayin' to Kenya
is just so
disgustingly vulgar.
- I just-- I--
listen. I--
- No, Porsha,
though, the point--
- I think we should
just stop.
- Yeah.
- It was gonna be--
- Yeah, she started
with insulting me.
I did not insult her.
- Kenya.
- I'm just sittin' up here
trying to talk our issues.
She's the one that
goes off the ndle.
- I'm like, what is
the anger about?
- I'm gonna be
honest wit' you.
Y'all were friends.
- Can we give you
a group hug at least?
- No, bitch.
Keep your hugs.
- No, but we're gonna
give you a group hug.
Come on.
- I ain't gonna
let you go, though.
- Where you live, bitch?
- You look good.
- Kenya, what is goin' on
up in here?
I've called my realtor,
and we're gonna go look
at some places,
and I also have a helicopter
on the roof to take us
up outta this camp, okay?
- I have love for you.
- Mm-hmm.
- I always have.
- Where did it go?
- Porsha.
- Was it your baby shower?
- Do you want me to talk
or not?
- I do. I want--
- You wanna keep talkin'.
- I want you to answer me.
- That's what you gotta do.
You gotta listen.
- I will listen.
What happened?
- Okay. The only thing
that I have a issue with,
is her callin' my baby
a buffalo.
That is the only thing
I have an issue with.
- She didn't ca-- okay.
- Yes, she did.
- Okay, I'm not gonna
take up for that.
- That-- you-- she's never
addressed or apologized for.
- And let me tell
you somethin'.
Let me tell you
somethin'.
That's the same
mother----in' problem I had.
That's what
I've been holding onto.
- She ain't never called
your baby nothing.
- She called me a big,
fat-ass piggy face.
- She called you that.
She called you that.
- What?
She called me a pig.
- Wait.
Can you stay here
while I tell her why
I'm upset about my event?
Are you gonna support me?
- I'm going to sit with you
and support you.
- Did she ever call
your baby a buffalo?
Did she ever insult--
- She didn't call your
----in' baby a buffalo.
- She did.
- She called you a buffalo.
- No, she didn't.
- Hey!
- She's gonna have
a buffalo, isn't she?
- Girl.
- I've been just as
pissed as you have.
I've been just as ----in'
pissed as you have.
- We were never
friends like that.
- I've been pissed
as you have.
- Okay, I'm sorry, Cynthia.
I apologize.
- NeNe Leakes, I have
one issue with her,
is you called my baby
a buffalo,
and you always
said kids--
- No, I called you
a buffalo.
- No, you didn't.
You said,
"What is she having?
"A buffalo?"
- I called you a buffalo!
I didn't call your baby
nothin', honey.
- Who does that?
- But let me
tell you this.
If I called you a buffalo,
and it hurt you, I apologize
'cause I'd never wanna
hurt another woman.
- Wait, wait.
- Shh-shh-shh.
- Wait, she's apologizing.
Be quiet.
- Quiet!
- I never called
your baby anything,
and I was mad with you,
and I apologize to you if you
felt that I was talking--
'cause I don't do
that to kids,
and you wanna try
and use your kid
in this situation
for sympathy.
- No, I'm not gonna try
to use my kid.
- If it hurt you,
I apologize.
- She said she
apologized, Kenya.
- She apologized.
- Hold on. Hold on.
Hold on! Did you hear?
- Kenya. Kenya.
- Did you hear? Un-uh.
Did you hear? Un-uh!
- No.
- Did you hear
the apology?
Because I had to receive
the same apology, Kenya.
- I'm going to say yes,
so you can stop, okay?
I get it.
- Don't say yes, so I stop.
That's passive aggressive.
I, too, was called
fat, okay?
But she apologized,
and now we're okay.
So, can you hear her
a little bit...
through the curse words?
- My thing is done, Porsha.
I have nothing else
to say.
- I hear--
I heard your apology.
- Okay, all right.
- Accept my apology, bitch!
Can I say something?
- We are actually
making progress.
- I don't wanna
talk about it. I'm done.
- Because I heard your--
I heard it. I heard it.
- Look.
- I said all I can say.
- Let me say.
- Because I get held
to a higher standard.
- Hold on, people!
- We can't have
six conversations.
- If the-- okay,
well, hello.
- All right.
Come on. Come on.
- I'm trying to talk,
please!
- They don't want us to
have six conversations.
- Sorry, okay.
- Let's just listen.
- If we're trying to have
a conversation
where we are trying
to clear the air,
she can't keep apologizing
for the same thing.
- No, she doesn't need to.
- But my point is--
- Okay, so, accept it!
- Why are you--
If-if you say
that's the thing
that made you so upset,
are you going to accept
the apology
about Brooklyn or not?
We shouldn't have to keep
going on about that point.
- We're not.
It's done. It's done.
- Leave it alone.
It's done.
- I will never
revisit it again.
- I received an apology
from NeNe to Kenya.
- And I did.
- About a miscommunication
of a read,
and I feel like you will
receive it a little later.
This isn't the moment,
and that's-- that is okay.
- It is.
- Everything ain't gotta
happen right this moment.
- Mm-hmm.
Honestly, I would
never say anything
where her child
is concerned,
but when you're beep,
you know, you just start sayin'
all kinda stuff
about each other.
I didn't even realize
I had said that.
- So, let's move on.
Who would like
the crown next?
I think--
- Marlo wants it.
Marlo wants the crown.
- Okay.
- Oh, God.
- She puttin'
her up to talk.
- Do we have to keep goin'?
- So ridiculous, yeah.
- I'm glad that
NeNe apologized.
It was a horrible
thing to say,
and just because Kenya
accepts that apology
doesn't mean they have
to be best of friends,
but at least, you know,
they can move on.
- Say what you're
gonna say, Marlo.
Get it off your chest.
- You can give it to Kenya.
- Yeah, I'm-I'm kinda,
like, done with this.
- Whoever you are get--
giving the crown to,
it doesn't have to be
a negative thing.
It could just be something
that will make
your relationship better.
- And it's not negative.
I just wanna speak
to how I feel.
- So that you don't
ruin what you have.
So, Marlo would like me
to please put this upon
your beautiful locks.
Thank you, Kenya.
Thank you, Marlo.
- I just feel that what
you did to my event,
my hair event, was--
it deserves an apology.
♪ Kenya Moore Haircare ♪
- What the hell is this?
- Hi!
I-I just--
- So, there's nothing you feel
you have to say to me.
- I-I-I feel
I have to say a lot.
So, if you don't remember
the things you say and do to me,
I don't know where to
go from there, but you do.
You are an aggressor
toward me.
You always have been
since we fell out.
You wanna bring a gun
to shoot me,
I'm gonna come back
with a machine gun,
and that's what I did.
Certain things
are off-limits--
my relationship
with my mother,
my daughter,
my husband.
- If a person's mother don't
wanna be bothered with them,
you know somethin' is up.
- All right.
- Marlo, just shut up.
Nobody wanna hear
this disgusting sh--.
So, you wanna sit here,
and you want an apology now
because I came in after you
completely tried to destroy me
the way other people
in my family have.
Then fine, Marlo.
I'm sorry.
Then I'm sorry.
- But, Kenya, see, right--
- No, no!
I need the whole sideline
to be quiet 'cause, right now,
I'm gonna speak to you
for real.
I know you're good at acting,
and I knew, at some point--
- Now, see, now you want--
now, see, what I'm saying.
- No, 'cause I'm speaking
from my heart, right now.
- So, what was acting?
When yo-
when you told me--
- I'm speaking on my nephews.
- It's her turn, ain't it,
Por-- Marlo-- Porsha?
- Let me talk.
I didn't talk when you talked.
- It's her turn.
- Do I look like
I'm acting th you?
- You do great.
- Kenya, let her speak.
- Let her finish.
- Kenya, hear her out.
- Let her speak.
- But, right now,
you are amazing.
- Okay, let--
- But what I'm gonna say,
and I don't--
- Okay, I'm done.
I'm done.
- I don't need--
I don't need any backup.
- Stop, Kenya. It's not--
- I don't need anyone to say--
and do what you do best.
- Kenya! Kenya!
- You can't just say your part
and not let her say hers.
- She just keeps
insulting me.
- She's not finished.
Sit down.
- She keeps insulting me.
I'm tired.
- Kenya, you're
the queen of saying you
can deal with anything.
- I'm done! I'm tired!
- Come back!
- Bye.
- Stop being the person
that walks away!
What are you doing?
Stop it!
Kenya!
- At the end of the day,
I'm gonna tell y'all
the things I said about
her mom were ----ing awful.
I apologize for it.
It was wrong.
- Kenya, you can't just say
what you wanna say
and then leave.
- But you can-- but I told you
don't insult me.
That's my point.
- NeNe been insulting you
all night and you still
sat there...
- And that's why-- no,
because she was leaving.
- And so, the one thing,
her saying,
"Oh, you're a great actress,"
that turned you all o?
I didn't even wanna
do this.
Like, I knew this
was not the time.
I get it.
I get it, Kenya.
Kenya is dealing with
so much stuff at home.
Like, she really doesn't
even have the fight in her,
right now.
- The next time you want
a dessert, honey,
go to a bakery, baby,
because I bring you dessert
every time I see you, honey.
- Come on, give me a hug.
Give me a hug.
- Don't forget
your crowns, ladies!
- Coming up next...
Everybody in this group
has gotten over things
way worse than what
y'all gotten over.
- I've never had a child,
and I've never had a husband,
and she used it
against me.
- I get you, but nobody has
ever accused you of rape.
♪♪♪
- Ugh!
- How are you?
- Hi.
♪♪♪
- I think I saw a diamond
Bible next to your table.
Oh, you did.
Yeah, I don't leave home
without it,
especially with this group
of girls.
- Mm-hmm.
- Lord, you gotta
have a Bible.
- Good morning.
- Hey.
- You look beautiful.
- Ugh.
- How are you this mornin'?
- Wrecked, girl,
oh, my gosh.
- I can't.
Tanya, let me tell ya.
I woke up.
I sat in front of
the mirror like this
for, like,
five minutes.
And I was like, I can't even
put on Chapstick.
- I really believed
in our intention
and what we were
trying to do
because we had had
this great couple of days,
and I thought we were
ready to come to a place
where we could put stuff
out on the table.
- Right.
- And it just went, pshew.
- Well, I mean, damn,
I think I underestimated
how upset NeNe
and Kenya were.
- Yes.
- It literally went from
zero to 1,000.
- All we really do.
Hi, dolls.
- Oh, my God, now.
- Yes, honey.
- Come on through.
Come on.
- Good morning!
- Good morning!
- Look, NeNe,
there's the crown
drowned at the bottom
of the pool.
- Baby, none of that
worked last night.
That did not work at all.
- It-it got outta hand.
I seen Brooklyn
and the kids.
I was gonna hold her
and bring her out here.
Then I thought Kenya
might shoot me.
I was like, let me leave
the baby in there.
- Did you get any
sleep last night?
- Girl, I'm exhausted.
I went to my room,
and I was reading
my script.
- You actually had to study
after you went in there?
- Well, I wanted
to make sure
that I at least
read over everything.
Heller.
- Heeey!
What do you have?
Hello.
- I wanna have
a conversation with you
without getting
beat up today.
Oh, really?
- I can't find
my flip flops.
- I'm missin'
one of my mine.
- Man, we need to search
the bus, again.
We need our little shoes
to walk around in.
- Girl.
- My feet are ashy enough.
- You can't shade
your own self, honey.
Well, what are we up to
today, you guys?
- Well, last night
definitely took away
from the fun and positivity
of this trip.
- Yeah.
- To say the least.
- We can blame Porsha
and Tanya for that, too.
Oh, my God.
- I plan to take
control back today.
- But what did you get
out of it wit' you and her?
Did you feel like
y'all had closure?
Here's the thing.
- 'Cause I think y'all
stopped talking or somethin'.
Then y'all got
interrupted?
- We got interrupted.
- Okay.
- So, we never
got to the place
where she could acknowledge,
oh, you know--
- Yes, y'all did.
She didn't want to.
- She did.
- Is anybody ever able
to interrupt Kenya? No.
- That's my point.
- If it gets interrupted,
she has decided
to not answer your ass.
- And then she leave.
- And then she's gone.
- We had a good
conversation.
I felt like we were
the only ones
that really had
that fair opportunity.
- I'm sorry for
hurting your feelings.
I think your businesses
speak for themselves.
- Thank you.
Thank God
we went first.
- We were the only ones
that have level heads.
- To her point, everything
else was pretty much
a sh-- show
with lots of popcorn.
- My thing
with Cynthia is,
is, girl, if you weren't
gonna tell her
what the real issue is,
then you shouldn't even
have brought it up
at all.
- That's right.
- Because the real issue
was not that she was just
teasing you, sweetie.
- She's kind of a bit
of a hypocrite.
- No, that is where she
needed to draw the line
in the friendship.
- Yeah, she does.
- Yes.
- And let her know this
is what you don't do.
If you claim
you wanna help me
and make my business
a conversation,
don't do it like that.
- Right.
- If your pet peeve is,
don't talk about my business,
then you should also
really, really try hard
to not hate on
anybody else's business.
This just from the outside
lookin' in, baby,
'cause you're not gonna
come down on Go Naked Hair.
- They let her get away
with pure murder.
- Why do they do that?
- I don't know.
'cause her hips are fake.
- It's like, girl,
you're 52 years old.
You have to find a better way
to communicate.
- You can't do that.
- This is Europe.
This is not, uh, America.
It-it'd be real
interesting
to see how she gets
herself outta jail.
- Locked up abroad.
- Well, I don't think
she's gonna--
- Yeah, locked up abroad.
I don't wanna do it.
- I don't think
she's gonna do that.
It's just exhausting
to be anywhere
near the fire-breating
dragon.
I hope for actually
no interaction with her
for the rest of the trip.
- I feel that the first
night we were here,
NeNe genuinely was trying
to show you kindness.
- I've been
through a divorce,
and I would really want
to know if you're okay.
- And I say,
that's bullsh--.
How can you say
she was being genuine,
and the first chance
she gets to try to hurt me
when I'm at my
lowest point?
- Bipolar Kenya!
- Let-- give it a break.
- Yes.
- That's why your
husband left, bitch,
because you're bipolar.
- Whoa!
- I get what
you're sayin',
but is she's gonna sit there
and give a whole speech
about how she wanted to
know how you were feeling
and da-da-da-da-da?
- Did she call me?
- Listen, that was at
the table face-to-face.
- Oh, oh, okay,
she wanted to know,
but she didn't reach out.
- But even this week,
she was trying to have
a conversation with you
before she had a
conversation with Porsha.
- This is the thing,
She says one thing,
and she holds herself to
completely different rules.
- When she brought up
the buffalo comment,
I'm like, okay, now
that's-that's a reach.
- She know damn well.
- I was like, that was a reach.
- It was a real reach.
- That was a reach, girl,
even though you--
- You had to understand
you're trippin'.
- Even though you're trippin',
that's a reach.
- A you apologized.
- Yes.
- Like, you apologized flat out.
That was not what it was.
- I said, "You thought that?"
Then that's ----ed up.
'Cause I-I ain't
talkin' about your baby.
I'm talkin'
about you, bitch.
- Yeah.
- Honestly, I think that
first night was the key.
Should've tied
them bitches down.
Because now Kenya
is gonna rest upon
some of the insults from
last night to still be mad.
- Okay, all right.
If-if-if it is possible for
the four of us to sit down--
- The answer is never.
- Everybody in this group
has gotten over things
way worse than what y'all has
gotten over,
and I can say--
- No, that's not true.
- Oh, for sure,
I can say myself.
- No, I've never had a child,
and I've never had a husband,
and she used it
against me.
- I get you, but nobody's
ever accused you of rape.
I know.
- You and your husband...
- I'm telling you
what I know.
- ...had planned on
drugging me and Shamea
and taking me
back to your house.
- You a damn liar!
So, if I can still
be cool
and have a conversation
after that sh--.
I don't wanna make
myself uncomfortable
because of someone else.
So it forced me to get
over things with Porsha.
And one thing
is for sure.
We need to try to get NeNe
and Kenya on the same page,
so that they won't suck
the life out of this trip.
I get that last night
was ugly
and, uh, all that
type of stuff, but...
that.
I don't care that y'all mad.
We gonna have fun today.
- I'm ready to have fun.
- Well, you know I got to be
friends with Dina Lohan
when I was in the
"Big Brother" house.
But Lindsay has
a club here.
- Oh, yes!
- So, it's like a beach club.
So I want us to go by there.
- Yes, Kandi.
Get this show
back on the road, okay?
We've fallen off in the
Grecian Sea somewhere.
- I wanna do some fun
team building type fun games,
and I want everybody
to participate.
Don't give me that look.
- I am giving you that look.
Don't do it.
- Let me tell you,
I took abuse from you
last night.
- What did I do?
- When I tried to
follow you ever here,
you was like...
I tried to give you a hug,
and you hit me.
Come on, give me a hug.
I did not hit you.
- Yes, you did.
You was like--
literally like--
- I did not hit--
Oh, my God.
- Yes, you did.
I can't believe
she did that!
- That was so hard.
- But I was like, okay.
- I'm bruised.
I need some ice.
- Girl, whatever.
- Is it red?
- It's swellin' up.
- I did not hit you
that hard.
Coming up next...
Three, two, one, go.
Ah!
♪♪♪
- Does anybody wanna
go to the beach today?
- Yes, let's go.
- It's our last day.
- Ladies, y'all ready?
I love that.
- All right, come on.
- Look at that cat.
He's standing right there
lookin' at you.
- Yeah.
- Y'all wore y'all self out
last night.
- Y'all wore me out.
- Girl, you sat there and
talked to us all damn night.
- Do you know, by the time
I went downstairs,
it was 4:44?
- It is not my fault.
- Trying to keep
y'all in order,
and I do know it's
all Kenya's fault.
- Ooh!
- Let me see.
- Listen,
I'm a water sign, okay?
I'm a Cancer.
All this craziness on the land,
it's just too much.
Like, I am actually ruined
from the ruins party.
- Hostesses, what we-what
we doin' when we get here?
Queen Kandi?
- Hmm?
- She asleep?
- Yeah, she sleeps good
sittin' up.
- I know somethin'
about some game.
Some kinda team building.
- Sh--.
100-year-old women
ain't team built by now,
they ain't gonna
be team built.
- Team building time.
- Lohan Seaside.
This is cute.
- This is amazing.
- Welcome to
Lohan Seaside, guys.
- We are excited
to be here.
- I think you're
familiar with Lindsay.
- Yes.
- Of course.
- I'm gonna show you
the place.
- Of course.
- Sure.
- Let me guide you.
- Oh, wow,
this is gorgeous.
- Beautiful!
- So, we've set up the things
that you requested, guys.
- This is adorable.
- These are the games
that I had set up.
- And whatever you need,
I'm always here for you.
- Thank you.
- Have fun.
- Okay, ladies.
So, I have decided to
take back control of my trip.
- Thank God!
- Okay, y'all could've
done me better than that.
Thank you, Porsha.
- So, I wanted to do
a fun game
to teach you
how to listen.
- Ooh, not teach, honey.
- I wanna mix things
up a tad.
- Uh-oh.
- I decided that I would
like to put Kenya...
- Uh-huh.
- ... and Tanya together.
- Okay. Okay.
- I loved what happened
with you, NeNe,
and Porsha yesterday.
- Mm-hmm.
- So, that leaves
Cynthia and Marlo.
- Wait, you said it was
a listening game?
I wasn't really lookin' for
Marlo to be my partner,
especially after our
little episode in Toronto.
- Marlo!
However...
mama wants to win
at any cost.
- Who you gonna be with?
- I am the judge.
- Oh!
- Oh, she's taking
your role today.
- One thing that
I know is that the girls
always get along
when we're competitive.
- Welcome to
"Bitch Stole My Talent!"
Yeah!
- Get 'em!
Get 'em!
- No! Ahh!
These little team building
exercises are really meant
so that people who weren't
getting along the greatest
can work together
to try to win.
And just as a
safety precaution,
I decided there will be
no ball throwing.
One of you is gonna
guide your partner,
and one of you
is gonna be blindfolded
and do the walking.
- Who is the best
listener between us?
- Me.
- You are?
- You be talker.
- I'm the talker.
- Neither one of us.
We talk over each other.
That's the magic, girl.
We don't even hear
what each other say.
We just smile and giggle.
- I am definitely
the better listener.
Porsha is long-winded.
Baby, she can talk for
a whole 45 minutes.
And then you be like, girl,
can I get one word in?
- Do you--
- Bah! Ha!
I heard you.
- There's the blindfold
on each table.
- Okay.
- So, basically, you have
to guide your partner
around the obstacle course.
- Okay.
- So, the first thing,
you have to tell them
how to get around the chair.
Then they have to
step on their disc,
then go around,
sit on the chair.
Then they have to step
on the other disc,
and then give you
hand five.
Y'all ready to
get in your places?
Yes.
- All right.
- Cynthia?
- Yeah.
- Trust issues.
Don't lead me wrong.
- I know.
I know.
- Don't have me miss that
seat, either, Cynthia.
- All right.
Listen to me then.
If you listen to me, darling,
you will get the seat.
- I'm gonna listen.
- Ready, set, go!
- Okay, come on, Kenya.
Come to your left.
Come, come, come, come.
Keep going.
Straight, straight, straight.
Come on.
Come on, girl.
Right through the arrows.
That's it.
That's it.
- Left-- uh, right touch.
Right touch.
- Okay, walk, Marlo.
Walk straight, Marlo.
Over, over, over.
Come on.
Sit down, sit down,
sit down!
- Come on.
Sit on the chair.
Come on.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Come on.
- Left foot, right here,
left foot.
- Now, come on,
come on, come on.
- High five, high five.
- Yes!
- Tanya and Kenya won.
- Yay!
- Oh, Lord.
- What'd they do?
- No, no, no.
They-they beat us already.
- Who?
- Marlo, like,
sucks at taking direction.
I almost need to, like,
wave, like, some money
or a Birkin bag
in front of her
to get her to
gravitate toward me.
- Switch places
wit' your partner.
- You ready?
Okay, Porsha, hold on.
- Blindfold, Miss Bailey.
- You're goin' down.
- Oh, I'm so ready for this!
- Ready...
- Porsha, listen!
- ...set, go!
- Move left.
Porsha, no, no!
Porsha!
- To your right.
Sit.
To your right.
Yeah, sit, sit, sit, sit!
Okay.
- Touch the disc.
Touch it, touch it.
Porsha, touch it wit' your
right-- yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Forward, forward.
No, stop, Cynthia.
Sh--.
- Sit, sit, sit,
sit, sit, sit.
Oh, come on, sit.
Okay, now, turn around.
Turn around.
Turn around.
Turn around.
We won!
We won!
- Come to your left.
To your left.
- To my left?
- No, come up forward.
- Marlo and I pretty much
suck together.
- Sit down.
We won!
We won!
Wait.
Marlo, you did it
on purpose!
I followed your directions!
- NeNe and Porsha
got that one.
- Yeah!
- We got that one.
Yeah!
- We did that.
Uh-oh, titty, titty, titty!
This would not be
a proper girls' trip
if NeNe's titty was
not on the loose.
- Team Tanya and Kenya
have a point.
- We're called the Gods.
- Team NeNe and Porsha
have a point.
- Whoo-hoo-hoo!
- And Team Marlo and Cynthia
have zero points.
- Zero points.
- Zero!
- Do we get
another chance?
- No, boo.
- Coming up next...
- Kenya, 'cause you
were one of our muses,
and so are you, NeNe Leakes,
we are going to be you,
and we're gonna
have a conversation.
Oh!
♪♪♪
- I have another fun game.
I wanna make an example.
Come here, Tanya.
- Okay.
- Come here.
- I'm the best partner
you could have.
- So, this is
what we're doin'.
Back to back.
Back to back.
- Oh, girl,
I don't know about this.
- Back to back. Back to back.
- Back to back.
- Oh, I thought she said,
"Hop on my back."
- No, back to back.
- Girl.
- I don't think we're gonna
be able to fit each other.
- Hop on your back?
- All right, come on.
We gonna squat.
Get this cup.
- Oh, God.
- Then we gotta
go to the ocean.
- Go to the ocean?
- We gotta dip-dip.
Fill it up with water.
And then we gonna come back.
- Wit' your eyes open?
- Yeah, with your eyes open.
- You gotta fill up the bucket.
- Oh, Cynthia,
I'm gonna drag your ass.
- And we are gonna
fill up our bucket
'til we get to
the black line.
- Oh, wow!
- The first one that fills it
to their black line wins.
Everybody line up
right here.
You gotta be connected
the entire time.
Okay.
- Come on.
Let's go!
- Five, four, three,
two, one, go.
♪♪♪
Whoa!
- Ah!
Move to the side,
to the side.
- Porsha's a lot stronger
than I thought she was.
I mean,
she is dragging NeNe,
and I know that
is not a light load.
Emotionally or physically.
- Get it.
Get it.
- I'm good, Porsha.
I'm good.
- Hold hands together.
Hold hands.
- Okay, gotta hold.
Okay.
- Ah!
- Oh, my knees locked.
- Wait, Porsha, Wait.
- Y'all about to drop all
y'all water out your bucket.
- No, no, no,
we got this.
Okay.
- Wait, let me guide you.
Let me guide you.
Come on.
Come on.
- Y'all about to be
disqualified.
Y'all better
get connected.
- Okay, come on, Porsha.
Connect, connect.
Turn around and connect.
- Bring your ass up.
Bring your ass up.
- Ahh!
- Whoa! Ah!
We're gonna win.
- Okay, go.
Porsha.
- Uh, y'all gave up?
- We gave up.
- You're disqualified.
- It ain't workin'.
- What are y'all doin'?
Titties is out.
Let me put you
together, child.
She's been waitin'
to drag my ass.
- Look at these
mother----ers.
- Okay, okay.
- What are you doing?
Y'all not going again?
- We couldn't get back up
from the squat.
I told you,
the squat is deadly.
- Get away from us!
Okay.
Stop, Porsha!
Pour it.
- You're always
----in' stuff up.
- After all these
little games,
I hope everybody's spirits
stay on the up and up.
- Thank you.
- Because tonight,
Kenya and I have plans
for this goddess party.
I don't know if everybody
has everything that they need
for the Greek
goddess evening,
but we're going shopping.
- Where are the dresses at?
- Does this fit me?
- With your nice boobs.
- That's pretty.
- I hope everybody
comes looking good
in their best
goddess outfit,
and I pray that the girls go
lighter on the alcohol tonight.
- Oh!
♪♪♪
- Kandi?
- Come in.
- Hi.
- Look at you.
Don't you look gorgeous?
Such a goddess.
- Well, honey,
the goddess of cheekbones.
- Oh, yes, yes.
Okay, goddess of cheekbones.
- Oh, my God,
you look amazing.
- Well, thank you.
I had to throw this together
'cause, girl,
I waited too long.
- Throw it together?
- I waited 'til
the last minute
to figure out
what I was gonna wear,
so I just pulled out
any ol' dress in my closet
that looked like
it could be Grecian.
- Girl, how you gonna
wait 'til the last minute?
It's your damn trip.
- I know.
It was just so much goin' on.
If you're going to Greece,
you should definitely
have a goddess party.
I mean, that's what
the Greeks were known for.
Mythology, heller.
Anyway...
So, this trip has
just been so hard
to get NeNe and Kenya
on the same page.
- I know.
- And, you know,
since I just announced my role
in the show "The Chi."
- Yes, you did.
Congratulations.
- And you are
a thespian yourself.
- Oh, thank you
for noticing.
- Okay.
- Oh, what go on?
Good morning, Miss Kenya.
This Moore Haircare,
what will it do for this?
- Exactly.
So, why don't we play out
a Greek tragedy?
Oh, sh--.
- You know, like the play.
- Stop, not a Greek tragedy.
- Yes, but you can be NeNe.
I'll be Kenya.
- Okay, you know NeNe and I
just got back cool now.
- No.
- What-what are
gettin' ready to do?
- It could be fun,
but we'll be them.
- Right, okay.
- If we can make them laugh--
- I've had quite a bit of drama
on the Greece trip already.
So, the fact that Kandi
has hand chosen me
to be a part of
this Greek tragedy
has me thinking this
could go really right
or really wrong.
- But we're gonna have to
let each other talk, though.
- Right.
- So, it's like,
we gotta be them
but not be them.
- Right.
- Because, you know,
they won't let each other
get a word out.
- Right.
- This little performance
should give Kenya and NeNe
perspective to say,
"Okay, well, maybe our issues
aren't that deep."
And if nothing else,
at least it gives me some
acting practice for "The Chi."
So, then we're
gonna do "but,"
'cause, you know,
she does that.
- I know.
She does do her hand like that.
- She does this all the time.
- I can't even believe
your hand bends like that.
Her hand does that.
- I'm double jointed,
so it's easy for me to do it.
- That's, like,
her favorite thing,
especially when she's mad.
Okay.
- And then you could be like,
"Look, honey."
You know how--
do your NeNe thing.
- Uh-huh, like a NeNe-ism.
- And, like, and then
we can go back and forth about,
like, you could be sayin',
"Look, honey,
I've been tryin' to talk to you.
"I don't really know
what your problem is."
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
- Right.
- And then you can say,
you know,
"'Cause everything was just fine
as far as I knew
when we left from
the, um, reunion."
- Mm-hmm.
What is your issue?
I'm not gonna be--
- You know what my issue is.
I called you twice,
and you never returned my call.
- Girl, I was busy.
I had just found
my husband had cancer.
- You don't know
to respect people.
Oh, girl, not the cancer.
Now, that was sensitive.
- I didn't have time.
- You don't care
about anybody but you.
I think we're
talkin' too loud.
- I know.
- I think we get a little
too excited playing them.
I know.
It is fun playing NeNe.
- But I think
you need to make sure
you get out more of her points.
- Okay.
- Because then
she gonna feel like
we only sticking up
for Kenya.
- I can get into her points.
All right.
- Okay.
So, I think
this is a good start.
- Yeah.
Oh, my God, I can't
believe we're doing this.
We gotta get some good laughs.
- Well, I'm gonna go downstairs.
I think I need a drink now
just so I can get in character
because, you know,
Miss NeNe loves her drink,
honey.
- Ahh.
Coming up next...
I'm going in the house.
Listen, don't
with me now, for real.
I'm not doing this.
I'm getting ready to leave
and go to the bathroom,
and I might flush myself
down the toilet.
Bye.
Uh-uh-uh-uh.
Don't play games with me.
♪♪♪
- Ooh, that
looks interesting.
♪♪♪
Go.
Go, go, go.
Get away, get away, get away.
Oh, my goodness,
these cats are the worst.
Go!
You are not our guest.
Hi.
- Girl, I can't
take the aluminum foil off
because the cats
is waitin' for the food.
Go.
- Oh, no.
- And then they're
not even scared.
They're just like, so what?
- You look beautiful.
Muah, muah.
- Muah.
Ooh. I love this.
- You do?
- You are giving us
real goddess vibes.
- Ooh, la-la.
- Hello.
- Hello, goddesses.
- Hey, goddesses.
Hello.
- Y'all look gorgeous.
- Yes, okay, are you twirling?
Okay.
- How are you guys?
How are you?
- Y'all wanna
make a drink or somethin'?
- Yes.
- Yes, of course.
- Is this sangria?
- Yes.
- It is.
Okay, great.
Okay. Hi.
- Hi.
- Hello, ladies.
- You guys look amazing.
- Hello, ladies.
- Goddesses.
- Oh, our goddesses are here.
- Yes.
- Y'all look gorgeous.
- Everybody looks gorgeous.
- Hey.
- Let me have some wine.
- Let me make a little drink,
as well.
- I got the drink.
Yeah, I'm the bartender.
- So, who cooked?
- Well--
The restaurant.
- Okay, you suck
as a bartender
just to let you know.
- I am great
as a bartender, bitch.
- Oh, my God,
this is disgusting.
Oh, wait.
Do you have napkins?
- So, Kenya, did you
ever come up with
the Greek goddess names
you wanted to give out or no?
- Well, maybe we can just
ask 'em who they are.
- Okay.
- A goddess party is,
we're just dressed up
like goddesses.
We'll have names,
have some beautiful
Grecian wine, and just
enjoy the last night
that we have together
because when I get home,
I have a lot to deal with.
- We actually had
assigned people names
based on your personality,
but then we were like,
well, we don't wanna
insult people.
- So, we're gonna let everybody
pick their own goddess.
- Yes.
- Okay.
- I-I wanna be Aphrodite.
I'm the goddess of--
- Fertility, love, and beauty.
- Love and beauty.
I am Aphrodite...
love, beauty, passion.
- Who's the goddess of what?
- So, Kandi, which one are you?
- I was Tyche, goddess
of fortune and prosperity.
Athena, I think that, um--
- No, I'm Athena.
I already chose it.
Remember?
- Oh, you did?
- Yeah.
- Oh, okay, my bad.
- I'm Athena.
- The Greek goddess of wisdom.
- Girl, if you had any wisdom,
you woulda made up with me
a long time ago, honey.
- Kenya, Athena is also
the goddess of war.
- The goddess of war?
- The goddess of war.
- Ooh, I know she
loves to read.
- And I am the-the goddess
of Eos,
which is health
and curing diseases
'cause I believe that
without health,
you can have none of the things
that you guys are speaking of.
- NeNe is pretty much
more like Medusa.
- Artemis is
the Greek goddess of the hunt.
That's you.
Wait, the-the hunt?
I'm hunting?
- You huntin', right now, girl.
- I'm not huntin'.
I just know
what I'm not gonna settle for.
- I like Hebe.
- Hebe?
- Yes.
- Oh, goddess of youth?
- Goddess of youth
and prime of life.
- Hera, Greek
goddess of marriage.
- Oh, I wanna be that goddess.
Hello.
Somebody
is getting married.
Who's thirsty now?
Not Hera.
♪♪♪
- Cynthia,
the cat is right there.
- Oh, my God,
the cat is up on the table.
- Ahh!
Get out! Get out!
Get out!
- Oh!
- Oh, no!
- Oh, it's up there
with the food.
- We need to cover the food.
- Yes.
- He didn't touch it, though.
- I wouldn't eat
none of that, chile.
He done been up there
eatin' everything.
- He was gettin'
ready to pounce.
I am over these cats.
Like, what is this about?
- Now, I have a great big,
fat Hello Kitty myself, but...
- Ooh, this house
got more pussy than a brothel.
- Um, I wanted
to do something fun.
- Again?
- Yes.
More games.
- It's not a game.
It's not a game,
and it's in the theme of Greece.
Clearly, you know,
I already told you guys that,
you know, I, um,
got the role,
and I'm super excited,
on "The Chi."
- You did.
- And in Greece,
in ancient times,
they used to do Greek theater.
- Theater.
- And so, right now,
um, Cynthia and I
would like to perform
a Greek tragedy.
Ooh.
Amazing.
- Yeah, I do have
a Greek tragedy.
The tragedy is being on
this trip to Greece with Kenya.
That is the tragedy, honey.
- Kenya.
- Yes, ma'am.
- 'Cause you were
one of our muses--
- Thank you.
Oh, Lord.
- And so are you,
NeNe Leakes,
um, because we know
that, um,
you guys don't wanna
have any conversations,
and that's fine.
We are going to be you and
we're gonna have a conversation.
Oh!
♪♪♪
- We are going to be you,
and we're gonna
have a conversation.
Oh!
- I don't know.
I feel like, uh, Kandi,
this might not be
the best idea, girl.
Uh, no.
Abort mission.
- Wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait.
I-I want you to be,
when speaking, speak correctly.
I have tried to have
many conversations.
But now go on.
Correction, Kenya's lap dogs,
I've tried to talk to
your master several times, okay?
She just didn't
want to receive it
because it's coming from me.
- Actually, I will
be playing the role
of NeNe Leakes.
- Bring the heat, baby.
Get the award.
Emmys, honey, all day.
- And I'm going
to be Kenya Moore.
Well, you know,
I am an actress.
So, I am taking this role
as Kenya Moore very seriously.
- I'm only givin'
a dramatization of what, uh--
- Okay, I gotta record this.
- We think is goin' on.
- This is gonna
be a whole movie.
- Oh, a chair?
- Where are my--
where is my cocktail, somebody?
- I know.
- I gotta go pee, too.
- We need a refill.
- And I gotta go pee.
Where my phone at?
- You can't go pee now.
- Yes, I can.
I ain't got time to
listen to this bullsh--.
- No, stop.
No, but let make sure
they get it right, now.
- I don't give a damn.
They can get it wrong.
- Okay, so,
you're sayin' that--
- Cocktails are encouraged
at this point.
- And, um--
- Wait, one second.
- Hold on one second.
- NeNe has to use the restroom.
- Oh.
- No, they can keep
the dramatization going.
I don't have to
be here for that.
- You have to be here.
- This is, like, one of
the biggest roles of my life.
Oh, get it, girl.
- Let me mind my business.
I'm going to the bathroom.
Listen, who the
you think you are?
Like, you ain't
fittin' to guard me
and tell me what to do.
- I'm asking.
I'm going in the house.
Listen, don't
with me now, for real.
I'm not doing this.
I'm getting ready to leave
and go to the bathroom,
and I might flush myself
down the toilet.
Bye.
- What is happening here?
It's not gonna be funny if--
- She probably did a Kenya.
Disappeared.
- Oh, my God.
We can't start yet.
We have to wait for her.
She's coming back.
- I wasn't trying
to make anybody upset
and wanna leave.
- Not at all. It was--
- Is she upset?
- Listen, uh-uh-uh-uh-uh.
- Hey, just calm down.
- Don't play games with me.
- Did she seem
upset to you, Marlo?
- Was she upset?
- I think NeNe left because
she's terrified to see herself
and the monster
that she has been to me
this entire trip.
I would be afraid
to see myself, too.
- She just said,
"I have to use the restroom."
- Oh.
- Oh, okay.
- Okay, was she number
one, two, or three?
- Maybe two with this food.
- Y'all know what number one
and number two is.
Number three is, that bathroom
is in Atlanta, honey.
Any time NeNe is uncomfortable,
and I get to see
the back of her head, that's it.
You ain't gonna see her no more.
- Oh, God.
- Why you goin'?
NeNe!
Girl, if you hit my window,
I will you up.
- NeNe is gone.
She has left the building.
- I'm just gonna
check on the baby.
- This may happen.
- Not a bad thing.
- Back home.
- At a later time.
- Okay.
- Mm-hmm.
- But in the spirit of love,
and light, and Greece,
we're going to be ending
the evening early.
- I want my money back.
Do you know how much I paid
for this VIP ticket?
- The fact that NeNe
just left was crazy
because I was going to
only represent her
in the best light possible.
- I'm going to my room,
and I'm getting ready
to pack to go home.
I don't have time for
the playing the game.
- Shh.
It's okay.
Night-night.
Shh-shh-shh.
- Wait, how do you say
"goodbye" in Greek?
- We don't know.
- Well done.
- Thank you.
I tried.
I mean,
that's so ridiculous.
Come on.
Like, is it that serious?
I just think that
they need time
to see how really tragic
their situation is.
- No, you did a good job
and thank you so much.
- You did a great job.
- I'm gonna go pack.
Muah.
- Even though you couldn't--
- I tried to assist.
- Muah.
I wanna go home.
I have had it
wit' you heifers.
- Bye.
- Good night, Marlo.
- Good night.
Okay.
Next time, on "The Real
Housewives of Atlanta"...
- It's just a lot of things
I felt like
I was in the dark about.
I just don't know how to even
make the visitation work.
Yes, he can see her
whenever he comes here.
- Yeah.
And what about
when he comes here?
Is he gonna stay here?
Where is he gonna be?
- Oh, no, I don't
want him to stay here.
- And guess what.
- Look at this!
- NeNe came to one of my events!
- Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
- She made the effort.
- Well, I did my sex scene.
- How was it?
- It was a lotta grinding
and flipping each other over.
- What'd Todd say?
- Todd is not happy.
You don't wanna talk to mommy?
- I do.
- Okay, so, let's talk to mommy.
- Aww, you're crying.
Aww.
I be feeling like
I suck as a parent sometimes.
- I want my mommy.
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