The Real Housewives of Atlanta (2008–…): Season 11, Episode 7 - Sisterhood of the Traveling Peaches - full transcript

♪ ♪

- girl, you have--
- what you doin'?

- You have to remind me
to get, like,

a actual doormat for people
to dry their feet

'cause everybody
is about to track rain

all through
my guest house.

- What do you think?
Yes.

- This looks good.

- You like my spread?
What do you think?

- I do appreciate
your help.

It's not my trip,



but it wouldn't make sense
for us to all drive north

to go to nene's house,
so I'm just like,

hey, everybody
just meet at my house.

I'm happy to travel 20 feet
from my main house

to my guest house.
Um--

- you all packed
and everything?

- Yeah, no.
- Um--

- do you mind lettin'
the girls in for me

if I'm not finished?
- No, I don't mind.

Yeah.

- Give me kisses.
- You gotta get ready.

- Muah.

♪

- I'm gonna miss you.
You gonna miss me?



- Of course
I'm gonna miss you.

- A lot of the guys have
dropped out of the trip.

Gregg doesn't wanna be
the only guy

with a whole bunch
of girls.

He was hoping for
a couples trip.

You disappointed?

- Yeah, I think it sucks.

Got hit by
the trip snatchers.

- It's a--
- who's gonna take care of me?

- I don't know
who's take care of you.

Stop playin'.

So, gregg feels like,
at this time,

we should just go ahead
and make it a girls trip.

You know you can
take care of yourself.

- You know I need--
I need some attention.

- You all right, honey.

♪

- I feel great, right now.
I'm ready to play, again.

- No.
[laughing]

♪

no stress.

So, if anybody, you know,
tries to come for me,

I'll be calm.

Nobody should pressure me.
I should be straight.

Right now, I don't plan
on telling anybody

about the baby.

So, the only thing I'm really
nervous about this trip,

little things like
not being able to drink

in front of them
and, like,

being tired
or being moody.

Stuff like that are
sure signs that will tell

all these mothers
that I'm a mother-to-be.

- Have fun. Love you.
- Muah.

Love you, too, baby.

- Chuga-chuga-choo-choo-

choo-choo.

[sighs]
choo-choo.

- Hi.
- Hello, there.
How are you?

- I'm good.
How are you?

- I'm good.
- Oh, hey, cutie.

- Say hi.
- How are you?

Mmm.

How you doin'?

Look at you lookin'
like your daddy.

You want some fruit?

What you want?
Watermelon?

Pineapple?

Oh, okay, 'cause I just
had to make sure

you weren't just
telling me yes.

Being able to be around
little ace

is just so special.

Maybe, like, two bites,

and then you can finish
the train ride?

Yeah.

Like, come on, kandi.

Let's just, girl,
let's just be friends,

so I can, like,
babysit ace.

- This is a miracle,
right here.

I think it's you.

- Oh, really?

- That he actually
sat and down-- yes.

- You being
a big boy for me?

- Yes.

- 'cause we're eatin'
our watermelon together

like a big boy.

♪

[chuckles]

- I totally wanted my husband
to come with me

because I am so new
to this group,

and, you know,
they've been throwing

a whole lotta
craziness my way.

I really don't know what
to expect on this trip

without my baby.

- Love you.
- Love you. Muah.

- Muah.
I'm gonna call you.

- I'll miss you.
Yeah, all right.

- I'll miss you, too.
- Okay.

- Kiss the boys for me.
- I sure will.

- Hi.
- I got you. How are you?

- Hi, how you doin', babe?
Muah.

- Mm-hmm. Where they at?
In the back?

- They are heavy, ronnie.

Like, you're not gonna be
my friend anymore.

- Hi, mama.
- I know. Hi.

I had to borrow
your husband, honey.

[laughing]
- it's okay. How are you?

- [indistinct].
A little small or somethin',
so I was like,

well, he's strong, though.
He worked it out.

Good to see you.
- Good to see you, too.

- Hi.
- Hi, ace.

- Did y'all ride together?
- Uh-uh.

- No, we just pulled
together at the same time.

- Hi, boo-boo.

♪

- mimosas?

- If you ready to
get it poppin'.

- Knock-knock.
Good morning, ladies.

- Hi.
- Good morning.

- Oh, hi.

- What are we doing?
Cocktails? Warming up?

- She just said she was
about to make some,

um, mimosas.
- Mimosas.

Are you gonna have some?

- No, you know,
I'm on a alcohol cleanse.

[gasps]
- for the whole weekend?

- Right now?
- Yes.

- Honey, tell 'em to
put it my glass then.

- I'm two weeks--
I'm two weeks clean of alcohol.

- How about this?

The fair compromise is,
we drink alcohol.

- One drink--
you drink one drink.

- But we get up
in the mornings and work out.

- Oh, hell no,
I don't work out on a vacation.

I don't know how much longer
this alcohol cleanse

excuse is gonna
keep goin'.

I mean, tanya bought it,
but some of these other girls

who really know me,
they're not gonna believe

that I'm down in destin
not havin' a cocktail.

♪

- good.
How you doin' today?

- Doin' pretty good.

- The girls
don't really know,

but I am beyond tired.

I actually got back
from miami.

My girls and I had an
impromptu bachelorette,

so I hope this destin trip
is chill, 'cause right now,

I just need chill.

Hello, ladies.

- Hi.
- Hello.

- Look at you.

- We should be
having a good time.

- Yeah.

- While we're away
from our men

'cause two of us
are newly--

- I am excited
about being away.

- Two of us are
basically newlyweds.

- You are?
- I am.

- You said two of us
is newlyweds.

- When y'all
gettin' married?

- We're gettin'
married on October 7th.

- October 7th?
- Yes, ma'am.

I gotta add you to the,
um, to the invite list.

Y'all are new.

- Okay, I was like,
that's right around the corner.

- Hold on, now.

Do you have me down for
a plus one because

when you initially
invited me,

I didn't have
a significant other?

- You bringing michael?
Are you bringing michael?

I know. You didn't have
a plus one then either.

- But now he is
quite significant.

We might be getting married
wit' y'all by the time--

[cheering]

- mazel.

♪

- hi. Hi, ace.

- Marlo!

♪

- the rain will hide my tears
from you leavin' me.

- Oh, please.

- 'cause I don't want
my boo leavin'.

[laughing]
don't leave me, boo.

- Hi, miss tucker!

I finally made it
to the tuckers.

- You know what
I noticed today?

- What?
- And I never noticed.

I don't have any
doormats, none.

[laughing]
- you don't?

Oh, sh--, I didn't know.

- Marlo, you didn't
even shade her.

That ain't right.

- There are certain things
in your home I didn't like.

I felt your doormat
should have been larger.

Home sweet home.

This mat is really small.

Maybe she doesn't know
any better.

I'm making a point.
- That's nice.

That didn't hurt
my feelings at all.

- Well, no, but she said--
- hello!

- Oh, lord!

[clapping]
- lord have mercy!

[cheering]

- hi.
- Hi. Muah.

- Muah. Hi, shamari.
- How are you? Muah.

- Muah.

- I love gregg, and I know
he probably could have

used this trip, you know,
as another relaxation time,

but maybe he'll still
get a little rest,

you know,
with nene bein' with us.

- Okay, I need everybody's
attentions

while I got you ladies.

I want you guys to have
an incredible time.

I want you to bond.

It takes a lot of pieces of
lumber to build a bridge.

Yet, no piece of lumber
is more important

than the other.
- Amen.

- You see? I want most of
all for you to come back

and to know something
new and different

about each other
that you don't know.

- A lot of them have two faces,
so that'll be easy.

- Well, get somethin'
from each face.

[laughing]
- double the learning.

- Safe trip, everybody.

[cheers and applause]

- coming up next...

- Porsha, has dennis ever
dated anybody on this bus?

♪

miss bailey.

- Follow the model, eva.

- Whoo!

- Yes, honey.

- What? Where am I
supposed to sit?

- Kandi, you always get
the best room, child,

so you get
the worst seat.

Now, go on.

- Man, shut up,
cheekbones. Shut up.

[laughing]

♪

how long did you say
this ride was gonna be?

- Five hours.
- Five hours.

- This five-hour ride
is about to turn

into ten hours
with this rain.

- Yes.

- I'm going to sleep, too.

I'm not talkin'
to y'all today.

♪

- okay, where
is the radio?

- Y'all need a
moment of silence.

- Uh-uh.

- Let's do karaoke.

- I have a whole situation
for the freakin'...

Rooms, okay?

I'm just trying to
let everybody know

that I have a very fair way
of giving out the rooms.

So, I'm gonna pass
this jar around.

Wait, what the hell,
long arms?

[laughing]
stretch--

stretch armstrong.

All you have to do,
is pass the jar around,

miss bailey,
and everybody pick a paper.

This is round one.

Round two will be given
once we arrive

at our destination.

- I got a damn number.
- I don't like this.

- Don't worry about it.

Okay, so, you see
your number.

Keep that with you.

I'll see you
at the house.

♪

I gotta call up my husband
and check on him.

♪

- I think we would play some
games to make the time pass.

- How about we play
truth or dare?

♪ truth or dare ♪

- how about this?
Write a dare.

If you pick truth,
the person to the right of you

will ask you
your truth question.

If you chose dare,
you gotta pick out the bowl

and pick a dare.

- Oh, it's about to get
lowdown nasty, honey.

Filthy up in this
truck, right now.

- Shamari, it's on you.

[laughing]

what does it say?

- Let the lady next to you
suck your first two fingers.

It's either eva or marlo.

[laughter]

- girl, you're gonna
get your damn fingers

off my damn face.

- All right, come on.

- Get to suckin'.

- One, two, three.

Five, four,
three, two, one.

[screaming]

♪

- you got a nice little
tongue on you, girl.

Let me find out.

[cheering]

I got a little
tingling feeling

in my vajay-jay
when you did that.

- Ugh.

Well, they taste
like hand sanitizer.

So, it wasn't horrible,

but it was disgusting
all at the same time.

- Eva's going next.

[indistinct chatter]

- y'all are petty.

- What is it?
- What is it?

- I don't wanna go.
Didn't some--

- how you gonna
give back this--

- call your boo and talk dirty
to him on speakerphone...

In front of 'em.
- Yes!

- Y'all are so stupid.

- Do you want me to
tell you what to say?

- Hey, baby,
how you doin'?

Well, you know,
I'm gone on this girls trip,

so I won't see you for
the next couple of days.

And, you know, make sure
that thing is waiting for me.

I will be home very soon.

- Nastier.

- How do I get nastier?

- I wanna suck your ---.

- Now, if he was supposed
to get a hard on,

I know he had
a flat tire.

That sh-- did
not work, honey.

- Well, when I do get home,
I would like to, um, um,

a-a smother
type of night.

You know, with me more so
on top on your, you know,

facial regions.

- Facial regions?

- And that's all we got.

[booing]

- eva, your phone sex
is so bad, even I'm dry.

- Facial regions?

- Hey, you know what?
I need kandi to call todd.

- And I'm pregnant.
Check that.

[chuckles]
that's a pregnancy joke.

We're always,
like, juicy.

- Yeah, let's see
what that say.

- Another call?

- What that say?

- Dare you to call
your boo on facetime

and show him your boobs
in front of us.

[screaming]

- you got new titties.
New titties.

- Yeah, but I ain't
showin' no damn nipples,

so you can forget that.

- We'll give you
an alternate to that.

Call him and talk dirty.
How about that?

- I wanna see boobs.

- Shh-shh-shh.
Shh-shh-shh.

- Hey, babe.

I got a little break,
so I was thinkin' about you,

and just missing you.

You know what I was
thinking about.

I was thinking
about how you eating

from the back sometimes.

You know I love that sh--.

- Oh, man.

[laughter]

[laughter]

- no.

Oh, my god, babe,
you're supposed to play along.

You know he
overthinks everything.

Hey, babe, I love you.

- Kandi is drunk, baby.

- Todd, you're like eva.
You all are [indistinct].

- Porsha, it's your turn.

- Oh, lord, um--

- which one?
Truth or dare?

- I shall be
going with truth.

- All right.

Well, nene--
- yes.

- Ask porsha
a truth question.

- A truth.

- 'cause you know her.

- A good shady
truth question.

- Oh, no, why mine gotta
be good and shady?

- 'cause everybody's is.

- Porsha, has dennis ever
dated anybody on this bus,

or anybody that knows
anybody on this bus?

Did I ask a question
that I probably

already know
the answer to?

Absolutely.

- Kandi mentioned that he
mighta known somebody that--

she might know somebody
that he did date.

- You know
somebody he dated?

- Do I think there's
more tea to be spilled?

Absolutely.

- Somebody said they dated
him recently, yes, but--

- recently, like when?

♪

- coming up next...

- Eva, how was your
bachelorette party?

- It was so bomb.
It was a surprise.

- But I was invited,
like, a while ago.

- How is it a surprise
if you invited porsha?

One pop and you're in love.

♪

- you know
somebody he dated?
With delicious lay's poppables.

- Somebody said they dated
him recently, yes, but--

- recently, like when?

- Come on, kandi.
You ain't never shy.

Now, what's the tea?

In the last six months?

- Yeah.

- How long were they
in a relationship for?

- Well, I guess
she just found out

he was dating
somebody else...

A month and a half ago.

She said she dated him
on and off for a long time.

I don't know.

- First of all,

we've been in a strict
monogamous relationship.

- I didn't know if it was
necessarily that deep.

- I just feel like kandi
was just waiting on

any opportunity to
release all of the tea

that she wanted
to release.

- I did tell you I thought
that it was weird

with the tattoos of
multiple people.

I did tell you that!

- No, her name is spelled
completely different.

No-no-no,
he told me about--

- well, like, on and off.

Like, you know
what I'm sayin'?

Like, but we got,
like, really serious.

- Uh, yeah, girl.

What you talkin'
about, willis?

I saw you out with
another guy at the party,

and with his hand on
her ass, and kissin'.

Yeah.

[laughing]

- when you're introducing
your man to your friends,

you don't say
everything at one time.

- Right.

- Like, so,
if y'all ask me,

how long y'all
been together?

I'm gonna say,
six months.

I'm not gonna say,
well, you know,

there were, like,
three months

where I was still
dating other people.

First of all,

we've been in a strict
monogamous relationship.

- Oh, oh, well,
yeah, you know,

you weren't together.

[laughing]

now, oh, we were both
dating other people.

- So, I'm cool with
this conversation,

and I'm cool with
explaining, you know,

where I am
because who cares.

♪

- ladies, welcome to destin!

[cheering]

thank you so much.
Whew.

Come on out, ladies.

Okay, so, here's how
the room is gonna go.

First of all,
just walk in the house,

look at all the rooms,
and meet me in the kitchen.

- Okay.

- Love you.

- Oh, this is so much better
than the last one.

- This is the bar area.

- I like this, right next
to the washing machine.

- Come on up, you guys.

- Come on, climb.

- Welcome to floor two.
This is the main social level.

- Oh, this is gorgeous.

- This is beautiful.

- This house is
totally dope.

I don't mind these
accommodations.

I could definitely
get used to this.

- This is our chef
for the evening.

- Hello.

- Hi.

- Walk into all
of the rooms.

Take a look around.

- This room is very boring.
Looks like eva.

- You wish your beauty was
this effortless, honey.

- I like this room.

- You guys come
look around.

- Oh, perfect!

- Eva down there
trying to close doors,

so can't anybody see it.

- Look at the pool,
you guys.

- Oh, our own pool?

- This is nice.

I think it's a
beautiful house.

Honestly, all the rooms
are pretty great.

I mean, except the
one with the bunkbed.

- All right.

- What is goin' on, now?
- Okay, so--

- I feel like I'm
about to win something.

- This is how
it's gonna go.

The numbers that
you have is the order

in which you will
pull out of this jar.

[collective]
- oh.

- Okay, but there is
more to it than that.

Okay, the person that
chose number one was eva.

Who has number two?
- I have number two.

- Number three.

- You ain't number
three, heifer.

- Who has number three?
- Right here.

[laughter]

- [indistinct].
- Porsha like, "hell no".

Come on, now.

In the past, there has been
total chaos over these room.

People are arguing
over them.

Kandi running and
gettin' the best room.

- This is kandi's room.

I claim this room.

♪ I'm not movin' ♪

♪ I'm not movin'
I'm not movin' ♪

- I want it to be fair.

So, having this jar,

and everybody be able
to pick from the jar,

is just simply fair.

'cause I am
nene "fair" leakes.

Okay, open up your papers
and look at the names on them.

This is how it works.

The person name
that you're holding...

You're going to tell them
what room they're staying in.

The room that's mine
is the one upstairs

that has a poster bed.

I believe that the host should
always have a great room.

You're hosting
a bunch of bitches,

so you need to have your
room to lay your wig down

when it's all over
at the end of the day.

Eva, whose name
did you have?

- Shamari.

- Tell shamari
where her room is.

- That first room.

- Okay, who drew
number two?

- I have it.
I have it.

I have porsha's name.

- Tell porsha
which room is hers.

♪ tell me girl ♪

- I'm going to give porsha
the room across from you.

[sighs]
- okay, okay, okay.

- Who chose number three?

- I am number three.

The name I have is
cynthia bailey, honey,

and I would like to give
miss queen cynthia

the room on the end
with the balcony.

There you go.
Boom!

[laughing]

- if the last person
to pick a room for me

has the last number...

- Who has number four?

- I have eva.

It's upstairs
and to the right.

- I mean, clearly,
I got the bunkbeds.

I give up.

[laughing]
we already know
I got the worst one.

- Marlo, who name
do you have?

- Tanya.

- Will you tell tanya
where she will be staying?

- Marlo?

- The bunkbeds.

[laughter]

- thank you, marlo.

- Who has number six?
- I have number six.

And I have kandi.

- Okay, so, tell kandi
where she'll be living in.

- And the room that kandi
will be staying in is...

On this floor.

- The room I got is
the room I wanted.

Ha, I win.

- So, number seven.

- Marlo gets that one,
on that side, on this floor.

- It's the only one left.

- There you are, marlo.

- No character.
Looks like eva.

- Oh, my god.

- I'm not exactly sure why marlo
thinks it's okay to try me,

but, boo-boo,
I'm not a free sample.

This ain't costco.

- Okay, then, so,
you have a fabulous chef

who is going to cook
beautiful dinners.

So, you guys have ten minutes
to get your luggage

in your room
and come back here.

♪

- what's the weight?

'cause I'm kinda
heavy myself?

- Shut up.
You're fine.

- This is the room that
I wanted when I got here.

- Yeah, this is
nicer than mine.

- At least you didn't
end up with the bunkbed room.

- Am I a top or bottom
in the bunk?

- All right.
Look at this table.

- Hi, girls.

Eat as you are.
Drink as you are.

Enjoy, enjoy, enjoy.

Marlo, you want chicken?

Marlo, do you want chicken?

- I want everything.

♪

- cheers, guys.

[collective]
- cheers!

- Girls weekend.

- Cheers.

Ooh, ooh!

- Thank you, nene,
for arranging this.

This is really wonderful.

- Speaking of
girls trips,

eva, how was your
bachelorette party?

I was scrolling
on instagram,

and I noticed that eva had
a bachelorette party in miami,

and she didn't
invite any of us.

- It was so bomb.

It was a surprise, like,
girls trip kinda.

- But I was invited,
like, a while ago.

- Wait, I'm confused.

How is it a surprise
if you invited porsha?

♪

- because I had 12 friends
end up comin' to miami,

which was not
the original plan.

- Oh, so, you didn't know
anyone was coming.

- Not all the people
that came, no.

- Oh, okay.

- So, she knew people
were coming, not all.

- She knew people
were coming, clearly.

- Well, I'm not sure eva
know what a surprise is,

because if you're
havin' a damn surprise,

it's, "surprise!"

you don't know the
sh-- is happenin'.

- Was it a surprise,
or was it not a surprise?

- For me, it was.

- Well, no, I didn't think
it was, like, a secret

until I was like,
wait, you were invited.

Why was nene not invited?

Going even further,
you didn't even invite nene,

who you asked to
speak at your wedding?

- Nene, do you feel
like that's weird?

- Um...

- Well...

Comin' up next...

- Is there anything else
that needs to be cleared

on this big-ass table?

Are we good?

- No.

- So, you didn't know
anyone was coming.

- Not all the people
that came, no.

- Why was nene
not invited?

- Nene, do you feel
like that's weird?

- Um...

- Well...

- Am I in the hot seat?

- No, you're not
in the hot seat.

- No, why would you be--

we're just having
a conversation.

- It just seemed weird that
porsha would be invited

and nene not invited.

- I didn't purposely
not invite nene.

Nene has 7,000
things going on.

And coming to the strip club
for a day in miami

is not one I thought
it was that big of a deal.

- It would have only taken
eva, like, ten seconds

to just send a text
and say,

"hey, you're speaking
in my wedding.

"we're gonna be in miami.
Come."

and I think nene
actually would have gone

to eva's bachelorette party.

- Your girl you've known
forever didn't get invited.

"my girl I've
known forever."

that's the part I have
the situation with.

That's the part, right there.
That part, right there.

- When you speak
about her, it's like,

oh, you know,
it's like,

you always get
this advice from her,

and she's like a big sister
to you and all this stuff.

So it implies that you guys
are, like, super close,

and you guys do talk
all the time.

- Wait, they don't
talk all the time.

- You guys don't
talk all the time?

- Well, when you say,
like a sister, I don't know.

It just, to me, it implies
that you guys are super close.

I think it's kind of weird
that eva keeps saying

that they're so close,

and there's this relationship
and this big friendship,

and she looks at her
like a sister.

- Nene, essentially,
is kinda like

that big sister
I always wanted.

You know, she's a
big sister to me.

You know, nene
is like big sis.

- Wait, now hold on
one second.

This damn big sister
thing is gettin'

a little bit
uncomfortable, too,

'cause y'all bitches
are very close to my age.

- I mean, I don't have
any sisters biologically

that I know.

So, for me, women in
my life and in my circle

is a blessing.

I don't know why
I'm gettin' choked up.

- [indistinct].
- No, no, no.

I don't have to be
best friends with nene

for me to have a level
of respect for her.

I'm inspired by nene,

and I have seen
who nene has become.

I've seen her successes,
and I support her.

And so, because I don't
talk to her every day

like you do,
that's fine.

Or every day like marlo does.
That's fine.

But that doesn't change
the way I feel about her.

I'm sorry.
What's the problem?

I am not trying to have the
friendship or relationship

that cynthia nor marlo
has with nene.

I got what I got.
I'm fine with it.

I call her sis, and I call
maxine walters auntie max.

- You know, I think
marlo and cynthia's

probably biggest
issue was,

well, how do you be
in somebody's wedding,

and they don't invite you to
the bachelorette's weekend?

Even if you thought
a person was busy,

you still
extend the invite.

Okay, whether
they're busy or not.

I don't know if I would
have gone to eva's
bachelorette party,

but an invite would
have been ----ing nice.

I mean, she did ask me
to speak at her wedding.

So it seems to me
it would make more sense

if she had just said,

"hey, girl, do you
wanna come to florida?"

and I probably would say,
"hey, girl, no."

- I never anticipated it
bein' a thing.

A thing like, oh,
I'm inviting this person

and not inviting
this person.

If I plan a big
bachelorette weekend,

I would invite not just nene,
but all of you guys.

- Um, is there anything else
that needs to be cleared

on this big-ass table?

Are we good?

- No.

My husband and I
just had pillow talk,

and he was just like,
you know--

- I love pillow talk.
That's my game.

- "is everything okay
with you and porsha?

"you know, like,
are y'all good?"

you came in and
your friend, darius...

He came in.

[collective]
- dennis.

- Oh, what--
who did I say?

- You said darius.

- I'm sorry.

- I didn't introduce you,
so you may not know his name.

- And that's
what I'm saying.

You came in and gave,
you know,

hugs to everybody on
the opposite side of the table.

But then you
didn't come over.

- I didn't.
I didn't that day.

- Right.

- I just was not feeling
you that day because--

- ooh!

- I was not feeling you because
I had heard that you said,

"she shaded my outfit
at the thing

"because she said
bitch stole"--

- yes, at the bailey-que--
at the bailey-que, like--

- I know,
bitch stole my look.

You were like,
"oh, she stole my outfit."

- yeah, the bitch
stole my look situation.

- Shamari, were you even
playing the same game as me?

If I wanted to shade you,
honey, you would know.

Hold on, we have a bitch
stole my look moment here

with kandi and shamari.

- Oh!

- Is it do or don't with
the red shoes with the outfit,

or the silver shoes
with the outfit?

Both y'all had on red
shirt and white pants.

So I was like,
let's do bitch stole my look.

- You was like
I need the makeover,

but, really, I know--

- I didn't say
the word "makeover".

- So, you didn't say
I needed a makeover?

- No.

- I did not. No-no-no.
No-no, no-no.

Who needs a makeover
the most in the room?

- The person with the peach
either answers the question,

or passes the peach
to the person

that they think
the question is about.

- So, following the rules,
no shade,

I'm gonna
pass the peach.

- Wait, wait, wait, wait.

- You said you didn't say that,
but you did say it.

Everybody else remember
you saying that.

Am I trippin'?

Shamari only
remembers the things

that porsha said
for some reason.

But I remember eva
shaded the hell outta you.

- I just remember
the last person

that was left
talking was you.

And you were the one--

- well, you had to
learn where your, um,

shade originates from.

You be forgetting
your shade, eva.

I mean, you are a shady--
you shady as hell,

and you be
forgettin' your shade.

That's what eva does best.
She just, "did I do that?

"did I shade?

"I'm not a shader.

"I'm a sunflower
outside in the sun."

- well, it was not
intended for shade, honey,

'cause I don't care
what you wear.

- Well, that's the
best shade, honey.

[laughing]
you're like,

"I didn't even know
I shaded you, girl."

- it may have taken me
a little bit to realize

eva's non-shade
shade throwing.

Had I known that she was
sayin' I need a makeover,

I would've shoved that peach
right back in her face

with her hippy rags
and poncho.

At the end of the day,
I know that I'm fabulous,

and I'm sexy.

- I do feel
you're beautiful.

You're gorgeous.
You can't get ugly nowhere.

The fashion we can help
a little bit with it.

And, I mean,
not being funny.

I-I will have a
field day with you,

'cause we can do--
- the fashion?

Sorry, marlo.

I don't take advice from
a woman that dresses like

she's the main character
in "pirate of caribbeans."

- okay.
All right, you guys.

I think that when
you have girlfriends,

you have to try and
talk through situations.

I mean, sometimes
they're uncomfortable.

I mean, I've been in a seat
hotter than these candles,

you know, many times.

So, it's just
burn, baby, burn.

- Love you, guys.
- Dinner was delicious!

- Thank you.

- Decatur?

- We good, baby.
We good.

I'm just so-I'm
just so happy that,

you know, we talked.

- Yay.

- For a minute there, girl,

I thought shamari was
trying to give you

that decatur bullsh--.

[laughter]

- next time, on "the real
housewives of atlanta"...

- This is fashion.

You're not trying
to do what's safe.

- I don't need to be updated.
- Updated, you do.

- So, I came up
with this great game

that we're both
going to host.

"bitch stole my talent".

Hit it!

♪

♪ I'm free ♪

♪ ahh ♪

- let me see you
do this, darling.

- I was a a-list
when you was a alias.

- Girl, that was back then.
What are you now?

- Whatever, bitch.

- Say it one more time.

- Bitch.

- Your mama the bitch.

- For more information
on "the real housewives
of atlanta,"

- Previously, on
"the real housewives
of atlanta"...

I'm pregnant.

[laughing]
- yo.

- What are we doing?
Cocktails?

- You know,
I'm on a alcohol cleanse.

[gasps]
I'm two weeks clean
of alcohol.

♪

- ladies,
welcome to destin!

[cheering]

- at the bailey-que,
you was like

I need the makeover.

- I didn't say the word
"makeover."

- I do feel the fashion,

we could help
a little bit with.

- Eva, how was your
bachelorette party?

- It was a surprise.
- But I was invited.

- Wait.
I'm confused.

How is it a surprise
if you invited porsha?

- Because I had 12 friends
end up coming to miami,

which was not
the original plan.

- Why was nene
not invited?

You didn't even
invite nene,

who you asked to speak
at your wedding?

- How do you be in
somebody's wedding,

and they don't invite you

to the bachelorette's
weekend?

♪

- I am the glue for
my wig and my family.

- I age like a fine wine,
and now I am ready to chill.

- I count my blessings
and my checks.

- I live a model life.

Now, I'm ready
to be a top wife.

- I may be an open book,

but that doesn't mean
I'm easily read.

- I took a lotta
left turns,

but now,
things are just right.

♪

♪

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