The Real Housewives of Atlanta (2008–…): Season 11, Episode 12 - The Peaches of Tokyo - full transcript

- Previously, on
"the real housewives
of atlanta"...

- When I throw a party,
I throw a par-ty,

and then
porsha got put out.

- Wait one second.
Porsha?

- I was trying to
just be nice to you

by even inviting you.

- Don't do me
no ----in' favors.

- Porsha's up and ready
to get 'bout it.

You know,
I'm thinkin' to myself,

porsha, you're pregnant.

- I've been tryin' to put
together my variety show,



"welcome to the dungeon."

- oh, my god,
how's that comin'?

- It's coming very well.
- Whoo!

- Like, it's moving, now.

- I feel like
you fussed at everybody

including me today.

Gregg having cancer,
he's grouchy.

He's sad.
He's depressed.

- So, I'm thinking about
doing a last hoorah.

I feel like I deserve
an out of the country trip.

- Go big.

- Tanya helped me
host this today

because I would like to
take you ladies to tokyo.

[screaming]
- tokyo! Tokyo!



- I am the glue for
my wig and my family.

- I age like a fine wine,

and now I am ready
to chill.

- I count my blessings
and my checks.

- I live a model life.

Now, I'm ready
to be a top wife.

- I may be an open book,

but that doesn't mean
I'm easily read.

- I took
a lotta left turns,

but now
things are just right.

♪

♪

- I wanna get
a close up on todd.

♪

- there you go, kandi.

- What you want us
to do, now?

♪

♪

and scene.

It's gettin' a little
hot over here.

I had this great idea
that I wanted to shoot, like,

a commercial for
the dungeon party

slash variety show.

- So, where are
we goin', babe?

- Let's be clear.

Scared money
don't make no money.

I'm hoping to at least
make it back

and then some.

So, I think
it's gonna work.

♪

- what is goin' on
in here?

- Hey, girl.
- Hey, gorgeous.

It is giving me very--
- watch the steps.

- Watch her skirt.
- Ooh.

- Excuse me.
Swagg comin' through.

[laughing]

- you're the
first girl in the group

to come to the dungeon.

[laughing]
- yes!

Well, let me
get comfortable, honey.

- Oh, girl,
let me take a seat.

- I'm gonna let
y'all have this.

I gotta make sure
that they're gettin'
dressed and stuff.

- Good to see you, booby.
- You, too.

- But, yeah, I think
this-this is gonna be

a real fun situation.

It's something different
where it's, like,

a little bit burlesque,
a little bit variety show,

and a little bit
of a party.

- Yes.

- Yeah, this will be
great to be able to--

- you employ a lotta people
doing that, too.

- I always try to employ
a lotta people.

- Yeah, that's dope.

- Girl, it was a dream of
mine about ten years ago

to at least be able to
employ 100 people a year

at least.

- Shut up.

- But now I do
more than that

through the one restaurant.

So, now I gotta
step up my goals.

- Yes, and you got the
other one opening

'cause I saw todd put
somethin' on instagram.

I liked it the other day.

I was like, hold up--
gotta go to this one.

- Yeah, so, anyway, this
is gonna be somethin' fun,

and it was making
something positive

out of something
that used to be bad.

So, this is similar.
- Yes.

Yeah, so, that's your theme.
That's what you do.

- Yeah, because
I'm-I'm not good

at expressing myself
sometimes.

It's so weird.

People will be like,
"why don't you say

"how you feel or whatever?"
- yeah, me, too.

Well, I-I feel like,
especially in this group,

it's so weird.
- Mm-hmm.

- Like, the dynamics.

I thought I was
developing relationships
with certain people,

and then it's like,

okay, but a friend
wouldn't do that.

- So, who were you--
who did you feel--

- porsha,
and it's just weird.

- Oh.

[laughing]
oh, yeah.

- Because I really thought
that we were getting to, like,

a cool place, but then
we get in front of the room,

and it's like,
"hey, are you shady?"

since hibachi night,

I have been
extremely conflicted.

- Eva, you caught
that shade,

but you be forgettin'
your shade.

- Ut-oh.

- Have you ever been shady
with cynthia?

- So, kandi, help me.

Explain to me.

Sensei, teach me.

What should do
in this situation?

Like, it's a full sos.

- I don't know.

I mean, I, myself, I've
been through that with her.

I mean, when me
and her first met,

I was being friends
with her.

- Y'all was cool.

- We was cool, and then,
all of a sudden,

I felt like she started
shading the sh-- out of me.

[laughing]
so, it's like--

- but where does it
come from?

- I don't know.

- Like, when do you know
when the switch is gonna flip?

- It's so weird.

I don't understand
her sometimes.

I feel like anything
that you are feeling,

uh, you need to address it

because when the communication
is not there,

stuff just gets worse.
- Yeah.

- I know that some of
the girls feel like

you say one thing when
the people aren't around,

and then when people
are around,

then you don't say
that same thing,

or you may
play it down.

- Oh, not the
veteran walk.

- Yes.

[laughing]

- you never said
she was like

the mother of the den?
- When?

- When we were at the gym.

- No shade--
I'm gon' pass the peach.

Here, sham--
- wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

So, you didn't say
I needed a makeover?

- No.

- I did not.
No, no, no.

- My girl, eva,
I love you to death,

but sometimes
you do things

that are taken
as shade,

and I feel like
sometimes you could just

own it and move on.

But, at the same time,
it's just like,

if you were saying it
as a joke,

you shoulda just said it
to cynthia

because, obviously,
when you say it to anybody

when that person
is not around,

they come back
and twist it.

- What friend does that?

- Hey, man, if somebody
come at you with the drama,

you gotta deal with it
right then.

[laughing]

yeah, I know you're
trying to be nice girl.

- It's not that I'm trying
to be nice girl, but that I--

when I get to
the other side,

the other side don't have
a lotta pullback.

- Ooh.

- So, I try to stay
on this side

'cause this side
is a beast.

Look, I am trying to stay
on this yoga mat.

My white flag is up,

and I feel like
they are begging

for eva the diva
to come out.

I just hope that
when we go on this trip,

it's fun.

Do you gotta pull her?
- I got to.

- Okay, she solved some of
the world's issues today

for me,
so that's okay.

It's very good.

- I don't know if it's
gonna ever be solved

with this group, but--
[laughing]

- I love it.

♪

[knocking]

[laughing]

- what's goin' on?
- Hey. Muah.

- Hi.
- Look.

- What is it?

- That's the baby bed.

- Girl, it's too early
for a baby bed.

[laughing]
are y'all for real?

You done tried it.

That's a hot mess, porsha.

- Ain't it, though?
- I mean--

I mean--
[laughing]

ain't even got a toe
yet, honey.

- Ain't even
got a toe or a back.

[laughing]

you know,
I be so tired, girl.

I ain't even had time
to go get my hair done.

- I know.
In the beginning,

you don't have
no energy.

- This is makeup
from even yesterday.

- Uh-uh.

♪

really, girl?

Why haven't you
washed your face?

You know what?

You are in the early
trimesters of pregnancy.

I can't wait to see
what six or eight months

gonna look like.

You ain't gonna
be takin' no bath.

This don't happen to be
no chips and salsa.

You know how I feel
about chips and salsa.

- Well, yeah,
but that was just from--

- not from yesterday.
- No, not from yesterday.

- I'm like, well, damn,

over here eatin'
yesterday's dip.

Are you ready to go
to japan?

- Uh, no, I'm not.
- Why?

- I haven't even found
anything to wear.

My only thing is, like,
the hours, the flight,

how it long it is.

And I'm about to be out of
my first trimester. So--

- oh, that's good.

- I've already told
most of my family.

So, really, the only people
who don't know

are the rest of
the girls.

- I'm sure they'll
be happy for you

and everything.

- Yeah, so, I wanna do
somethin', like,

when we get there.

- Like, an announcement?
- Like, announce.

Like, tell the rest
of the girls.

- Okay, okay, okay.
Okay, okay.

- Yeah.

Now that I've passed
the danger zone

of when you're not supposed to
tell people you're pregnant,

I feel comfortable enough
now to let the girls in

on the secret.

Plus, I barely got past
the destin trip

without them knowing.

So, yeah, I definitely
need to go ahead

and let them know.

- Well, you know
the last time you

and I saw each other really
was at tanya's.

- Yes.

- You and kandi
at tanya's,

the way you guys
were carrying on.

- Oh, yeah. Uh-huh.

- Okay, so, how do you think
you're gonna work this out

'cause we're all
going to tokyo?

I think y'all might be
sitting together.

- D-- oh, no, who?

[laughing]
on the plane?

Girl, hell no.
Uh-uh.

You know, for me, nene,
I really hope that,

on this trip,
I just don't have to

get into it with anybody,

and I damn sure don't
wanna get into it with her.

- I don't think that
she's gonna say anything.

- Okay, good, and please,
y'all don't either.

- I won't.
- Okay.

- I think kandi and porsha
will get along in tokyo

because they have
an understanding.

I don't (bleep) wit' you,

and you don't
(bleep) with me,

but we can smile
and laugh together.

- I'm just gonna
be damn zen.

Anybody say anything to me,
I'll be like, mmm.

Um, I swear to god.

With the belly
poked out.

- Mmm.
- Mmmm.

- That is hilarious,
girl.

- That's right.

- I-I can't wait for
somebody to do it

just to see that part.

- You-you need to [indistinct]
me, just so I can do it.

- Okay, I'm kandi, and we're
all sittin' at the table, okay?

- I'm like, cheer.

Everybody,
let's do a toast.

Take her glass.
- Hey, porsha.

[laughing]

- you gotta do kandi.

This is kandi
when I walk in a room.

- Hey, porsha.

- Kandi ain't
gonna do that.

You porsha
'cause I [indistinct].

- Okay, okay, okay.
- Okay.

- Hey, kandi.
- Hey.

♪

- oh, so,
that's how we doin' it.

- I mean, that's
how you like it.

That's how you
want it to be.

[laughing]
you unfollowed me.

It was like, oh.

[laughing]

you came to todd party--
trying to ruin todd party!

[laughing]
like, ooh, girl, sh--.

- Okay, now, you're gonna
have a little mean baby. Stop.

- No, I'm not.
- Stop being grouchy.

The little baby gonna
come out and pinch people.

[laughing]

- I'm gonna name
my baby messy.

[laughing]

- messy boots.
- Messy boots.

[laughing]

coming up next...

- If we can just have
a moment of silence

on behalf of marlo.

- We couldn't have wrote
this if we wanted to.

♪

♪ ♪

- thank you.

♪

- yay.
- Konnichiwa.

Oh, girl, you look so good.
- Hello, gorgeous.

- I'm so excited!
- You look adorable.

- I'm so excited!

I am a mother of two,
and I am in the middle

of planning a wedding,
and if there is any time

and anyone deserving
of a proper

beyond tipsy,
maybe hangover,

ratchet turn up,

it is me.
Let's go.

- Eva! Hi!

- Hello, gorgeous.

- Oh, my god.

- Hey! How are you?

Sorry,
my hat hit you.

- Everybody's
got hats on.

It's gonna be hard
to kiss y'all.

- I know.
- Oh, my goodness.

I am so excited.
I've never been to japan.

Have you been here?

- No.
- Yeah.

- Oh, here's
nene and gregg.

Oh, one, two, three,
four, five, six.

[laughing]

oh, my god.

Hey!

- Whoo!
- How are you?

Muah.

- What's up, ladies?
- Muah.

- Hello, diva.
- Hi.

- Lately, cancer has gregg
so on the edge

and because of that,

I don't feel like gregg
and I are in the best place.

- Y'all get on
that plane, get up,

and get the heck up
outta here.

- So, I definitely need
some space from gregg

and a break, so I'm really
looking forward

to having a moment
with my girlfriends.

- Hey, beautiful.
- Hello.

- You look adorable.

- You look gorgeous,
also, darling.

- Konnichiwa.

- Hey!
- Hi.

- Welcome.

- Hi.
- Hola.

- Good morning.
- Everything good?
- Yes.

- Good morning.
- Hi, mr. Dennis.

- Hello.
How you doin'?

- Good morning.

- Good to see you.
- Good morning.

- Thank you.
- How you doin'?

- Muah. Good.

- It's like, I don't know
what's happening here.

Like, she was just calling me
a bitch the other day.

Let's go ahead and do
all this fake sh--.

That's what
she's good for.

- Me, too.

Oh, we're going to tokyo!

Let's go!
Yes!

♪

- hey.

Konnichiwa.

- I am looking
forward to it.

- Okay.
- For sure.

I'm going to
the red light district.

- This is my place to be.

- I'm a really
clumsy person.

- She's knocking
stuff down.

♪

- going on this trip
is giving me

a much needed vacation
because I am a supermom,

right now.
I'm tired.

Oh, god, I'm so looking
forward to tokyo.

♪

- we're in tokyo.
Woot-woot.

♪

- none of marlo's bags
made it.

Did you hear me?

Whoo!

We couldn't have wrote this
if we wanted to.

- Please tell me.

Like, how are you gonna
make it without your bags?

- I'm gonna take your
credit card, right now.

- Oh, no you not!
- I'm taking yours.

I'm taking kandi's
credit card, you guys.
- No, you not.

- Get that black
kandi burruss tucker card.

- And I'm going to get
a driver and go to the mall.

- It's about to be some
----ing sh-- up in here.

Ahh!

- Konnichiwa, biotches.

- Lead the way.
- Yes, ma'am.

- Lead us in.

- I literally cannot
see over this.

[laughing]

- oh, my lord,
this is depressing.

- Jesus.

- Well, I guess
I can help.

- Hold on.
Put this on here.

- I can give you a push

since I don't have
no damn luggage.

Move out of the way.
Move your body.

I'm gonna push this.
Move your body.

- Here, put this on top
of yours, marlo.

- No, move your feet.
Oh, you got it?

- Yes, teamwork.

- I think
I want to sit alone.

- Right?

- What a nice bus, eva.

- Don't do me, porsha.

- Oh, my god.
Girl, this feels good, girl.

- Hi, boo.
- Oh, my god.

- Oh, my god,
your ass is so huge.

- Yeah, right.

- Uh-uh.
Uh-uh, marlo.

You just slapped me
wit' your hair.

- I'm depressed.
- I'll pull it off.

- Uh, don't.

It's-it's-it's only--
it's only hanging on

by the chinny-chin-
chin here.

- So, is that sewed down,
or is it glued down?

- It's plopped on.

- It's just plopped on?

- But, you know, she got
a lotta pressure in the back.

These a lotta inches.

- But, see, when you got
that kinda hair that long,

it can be sewn down,
actually.

- Right.
- All right, just look.

Don't touch.

- Okay, everybody,
if we could, um,

just have a moment of silence
on behalf of marlo

and her bags.
- Yes.

- Yes, nene be closing
her eyes.

All right,
konnichiwa, bitches.

Okay, so, we are about
to travel to the hotel,

but today is not gonna be
a very heavy day.

We're gonna go to the hotel,
grab some food,

and just kinda
chill for a minute.

'cause, listen,
this is a bachelorette.

[cheering]
- thank you.

- Let me remind everyone.

- Girl, where the
strippers at?

♪

- I can't believe 39 million
people live here.

- It's-- yeah,
it's a lot of people.

- And it's one of the
safest places in the world.

I'm thinking about gettin'
a-another tattoo

while I'm here
in tokyo.

- What you wanna get?
- Uh, I don't know.

- Cynthia, get one
that match with chris.

- Who's chris?

- Wait.
What your man name?

[laughing]
- mike.

- Mike.
- Uh, mike hill.

- Oh, mike hill.
Oops.

- How did you forget?

Ma'am, could you please
lock my man's name in.

He gonna be around, honey.

- Mike hill.

- I remember dennis' name,
honey, okay?

[laughing]

so, do you have
a dennis tattoo?

- Yeah, I matched
his tattoo right here.

- Oh, you matched
his tattoo.
- Yeah.

[gasps]
- oh.

- It's a, um, cross,
and then it's a heart

and then a dollar sign.

- Y'all be thinking
that porsha williams

is a little fool,
but she really ain't no fool

'cause she did not
put that man's name

on the back of her ear.
She's smart.

- We're here.

- Welcome to tokyo!

[cheering]

- coming up next...

- If there is anything
that anyone needs

to get off of their chest,
they can do so,

and I will actually start
with porsha.

♪

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♪

let us go.

Someone will greet us
as soon as we get inside.

- Oh, that fresh tokyo air.

- Yes.

- Oh, this is nice in here.
- Hello.

- Hello, hello.
- Konnichiwa.

- Pleasure.

- Hey.

[collective greetings]

- nice to meet you.
Hi.

- Okay.

- Let's go up.
This way, please.

So, we are going upstairs.
Watch your step.

[laughing]

- okay, y'all ain't
got no elevator.

- Ooh.

- Come on, wall.

- Oh, wow.

[excited chatter]
- thank you very much.

- Oh, eva.

Take notes, cynthia,
next time you're hosting.

- Okay.

[sighs]

- porsha,
pass me a drink, girl.

- Nene, what you say?

I have to have
food, right?

I don't know
what this is.

- I'm gonna have me some--
what that say?

Let me see what it is.

- I'm lettin'
y'all know, now.

Y'all cannot feed this to me
and then talkin' about

y'all already ate lunch
'cause I'm gonna have to be--

- you ate lunch.

- 'cause I'm gonna have
to order somethin' else

after I leave here.

Listen, when you
give me a menu,

and it started out

with charcoal
salmon tartar,

that's a narnar.

I'm good with trying
something new

when I'm not starving,
okay?

I'm hungry.

- Oh, this looks amazing.

Can we have some
chopsticks?

- How your angles
lookin', marlo?

- So-so.

- What is that?

- What is this?

- Tuna, salmon.

That's vegetarian.

- That-- is it cooked,
or is it raw?

- It's cooked.

- It's, like, smoked.

- I am so happy.

- Nene, did you
try the guacamole?

- I thought
that was wasabi.

- No.

- I'm excited about everything
that's in front of me,

right now.

Kandi, on the other hand,

seems to be
a little bit confused.

For the first time,
kandi actually doesn't seem

to be that excited
about eating.

[laughing]

- well, ladies, so, I found us
a really great asset

that's going to
come with us

and just kinda lead us
through the trip.

Eva's already told us about
how she got arrested here

years ago because of a
cultural misunderstanding.

- I worked here a lot,
like, as a model,

so I'd be here, like,
two and a half months.

- Oh, my god.

- They thought we were
coming out here to work.

- There's a whole bunch of
customs and different things

that we are gonna
have to tackle

to kind of get through
the next couple of days.

So, I'm just gonna
introduce--

- this must be
a stripper.

- Wait for it!

- Not a stripper, honey.

- Presenting our
cultural ambassador

and tour guide, aya.
- Hi.

- Hello, everyone.
- Hello, aya.

- Welcome to japan.
[applause]

- take it away, aya.

- Hi, everyone.
- Hello.

- My name is aya.
- Hey, aya.

- I will be your
guide for this trip.

So, I'm going to tell you
some very important parts

in japan.

First of all,
be punctual.

- Oh.

- Be punctual, guys.
- Oh, okay.

- So, if you are late--
- yes.

- I would think, oh, you guys
are underestimating me.

- Oh, honey,
it is disrespectful.

These girls are known
for lateness.

'cause if you were
here for me,

you'd have been here
long before midnight, now.

I'm keeping it 100
wit' y'all. Good night.

- Whose sh-- is that?

- I was trying
to be cool to y'all,

but, you know,
being late is not proper.

- Who's late?
Where is everybody else?

- You're late, bitch.
You just got here.

- Am I late?

- In the meantime,
we will continue to wait

on our very, very,
very late guest.

- I mean, these girls are,
like, late five hours.

That's not okay.

- So, what time tomorrow?

- Eleven a.M., okay?

- Eleven a.M.
- Eleven a.M.

- Wonderful, yes.
- Okay.

- Get ready, freddy.

- I can definitely
be on time for that.

- Customs and traditions
in tokyo are very important

to the people
of tokyo.

And, like, this group,
sometimes you can be shady

or disrespectful
and not even know it.

- Thank you, guys.
- Thank you.

- Arigato.

- All right, so,
I want to thank everybody

now that we have a couple
of libations going around.

- Yes, for the libations.

- Yes, everybody get
properly lubricated.

This trip I wanted
to come to and celebrate

my upcoming nuptials.

Um, I did not invite
everyone, to, uh, miami,

more importantly, nene,

and so I wanted this
as an opportunity

to kinda, you know,
apologize.

♪

however, I wanted to
set the tone

for how I normally rock.
And, for me--

- yes, for rocking, honey.
- Yes.

- Okay, rock it out.

- If there is anything
that anyone needs to get off

of their chest,
they can do so.

And I will actually start
with porsha.

- Wait, now.
Hold on.

I'm gonna need
some vodka,

so I can relax
my wig, honey.

♪

- coming up next...

Ninshin-chuu.
- What does that mean?

- It means...

♪

♪
- I will actually
start with porsha.

- Wait, now.
Hold on.

- I like you, porsha.

I felt like you and I started
to get to know each other.

But when we were at tanya's
house doing hibachi,

out of nowhere,
it was like,

"eva, are you shady?"

to, like, throw me on blast
in front of everybody,

you started on me
a little bit.

I thought we were friends.

That's a character
assassination.

- A character
assassination?

- Yes.
Yeah.

- Really?

- Yeah.

- Oh, well, I don't know
if it was that deep.

I don't understand why
eva has such a big issue

with her being shady.

Maybe you're just guilty

'cause guilty people really
don't wanna be labeled.

Welcome to the group.
You fit right in, bitch.

If I notice something
that you're doing

and it's a pattern, and I
bring it up to you, you know,

I don't expect you to be
walking around hurt about it.

You could bring
it up to me,

but don't act like
I'm coming at you.

I specifically remember
you shading cynthia.

Shamea instance,
that was another one.

You literally talked about
shamea like a dog.

And then when you saw her,
you were like,

"girl, you want me to
make you some food?"

- so, what I'ma do?

Fight with her while
she's pregnant?

- But I think what porsha
is sayin' is, you're--

the way you behaved
when you saw her

was a little different
from the way you felt.

You were, like,
overly nice

when you don't really
deal with her like that.

- I wasn't overly nice,
but I was definitely pleasant.

- You were very nice.

It just seemed fake.

- I don't want you, like,
going and being, like,

porsha's always
coming at me.

You know, uh-uh.

Don't-don't play the
victim on me like that,

'cause I'm a
very nice person.

- No one played the victim,
and no one said that.

- I'm love and light,
as well.

- What I said, was that you--
I felt like you stunted on me.

- I'm not a stunter, either.
I stunt back.

- I know, in this
group of women,

if you're gonna talk a
certain behind their back,

somebody is going
to call you out.

Porsha is calling
eva out on her sh--.

- That wasn't no
hot seat, girl.

I did not come for you.

- It was like a warm seat.

- It was not.

- That scares me.

So, she will talk
behind my back,

and as soon as you seem,
you're gonna be, "hi,"

'cause I'm pregnant.

No, bitch,
don't speak to me.

- Well, why don't you put your
stuff on the table, marlo?

I thought you said you
had heard somethin'.

- I did.

I told her I heard
what the street said.

I heard that you talked
about me like a cat.

- Like a cat?

[laughter]

- what does that mean?

- Less than a dog.

- I was like, wow, really?

The person who texts me
all the time.

The person who
reaches out to me.

Like, talked about
me like a cat.

- Girl, bye.

Ain't nobody told you I
talk about you like a dog.

- They didn't say
like a dog.

- Like a cat.

[laughter]

is there anything else need
to be put on the table?

- Anything else?

Nene, let me talk
to you real quick.

- Oh, yes, honey.
I live for a talk.

Bye, y'all. I'm gettin'
ready to go to bed.

- Okay, so, what's
the rest of us doing?

- I don't know.

- Come and let me
talk to you.

Sit right here
real quick.

- I just want a nice,
easy, simple trip

with a little bit
of debauchery.

- Wishful thinking.

- We're gonna have that.

- So, I'm gonna
tell them tonight.

- Oh, you are?

- Yes.

- I asked them, how do you say,
"I'm pregnant", in japanese?

Um, how do you say,
"I'm pregnant", in japanese?

- Ning?
- Ninshin.

- Ninshin.

- Chuu.
- Chuu.

- Like chew.

- Chuu, okay.
Ninshin-chuu.

See the little gong?

So, I'ma get the gong.

- Uh-huh.
Okay.

- And I'm gonna teach
them ninshin-chuu.

- So, kandi,
what's going on?

Like, how are
you and porsha?

Like, have y'all talked?

- No, you know
we haven't talked.

Looking back at
the situation,

I just feel like
it got outta control.

So, with that being said,
I just wanna move on.

Have a good ol' trip.

- Me first.
Me first.

Okay, me first.
- I'm gonna get this right.

- Okay, you go.
Me or you?

[banging gong]

- yes.

[laughing]

[banging gong]

- oh, my god,
what is this about?

- Attention, everyone.

Porsha and I are gonna play
a little game with you guys.

- Mm-mm.

- So, I'm gonna
first teach y'all

something to say
in japanese, okay?

- Yes.
- Okay.

- All right, you ready?
- Yes.

- Ninshin-chuu.

[all]
- ninshin-chuu.

- One more time.
Let's hear it.

[all]
- ninshin-chuu.

- What does that mean?

[banging gong]

- it means...

I'm pregnant!

[screaming, applause]

a baby is coming!

- I knew porsha was pregnant
because you weren't drinking,

and you were detoxing.

- All shade aside, porsha's
gonna be a real good mom,

and the baby's [indistinct]
down eco style.

- Honestly, I don't
know how long

porsha was gonna
be able to hide it

because she is
definitely poppin',

front and back
at this point.

- Congratulations.
- Thank you.

Cheers!

- Congratulations, porsha.

Ninshin-chuu.

- I am super excited
for porsha, right now,

because regardless of
my opinions and thoughts

about her relationship,

I am happy that she is finally
gonna be able to be a mother.

- I knew she
was with child.

- Yeah, my hormones
have been crazy.

So, if I've been any
bit of anything else

than my sweet angel self,
that was the hormones.

- You're gonna blame it
on the pregnancy.

- Would you like to know
what rooms you're staying in?

Mother with baby
in utero?

- Oh, yes, please.

- Um, we made sure all
the rooms are the same.

Everybody has a suite.

- Aw.

- No room is better
than the other.

It literally is
the same exact room.

- All right, well, me and
my baby need to go to bed.

- Does anyone have any,
uh, flat shoes I can wear?

'cause I can't wear
these heels anymore?

I gotta act like y'all.

Carry me.

- Ain't nobody foot your size.
Come on.

Ooh!

- She can carry me.

- Eva, oh, god,
don't hurt yourself.

- I guess you got
the cat on your back.

[laughter]

- coming up next...

My mama said that...

♪
- okay.

How do you get
this thing open?

Oh, got it.

♪

- hey, babe, I wish
you answered the phone,

but I know this time
difference is wicked.

Love you.
Bye.

[kissing sounds]

♪

- you're just having
a down moment, honey.

You're having a down moment,
and it's understandable.

- Okay, mom.

[sobbing]

[knocking]

♪

- oh, hey, girl.

- Hey, girlie.

- What's wrong wit' you?

What?

[crying]

- I don't know where to
even look for the alcohol.

- Here, your champagne,
you didn't even drink it.

- Oh, no, I didn't.

- Oh, man.

So, apparently, he had a
heart attack this morning.

And he has a do not
resuscitate order,

which is bananas to me.

But they didn't know,
so they resuscitated him.

My mama said that...

[sobbing]

my grandpa was, like,
the perfect example of a man.

He was the son of
a sharecropper,

who was the son
of a slave.

And with all the racism,
discrimination, jim crow,

he still taught us to be
the best that we can be,

in spite of
humanity's flaws.

- Are you gonna leave,
like, asap?

- She told me to
wait for her call,

so I'm just gonna wait.

This, like,
----ing sucks...

On a whole 'nother
level of sucking.

- I don't really know what to
say when people go through,

you know, death
of close ones,

because I lost, like, my brother
when I was really young.

And so it's like, ever since,
I'm, like, numb

when it comes to death.

- Yeah.

- You know, because
I just feel like...

It happens when it's
supposed to happen,

and god, you know,

he takes the ones that it's,
you know, it's their time.

Come on.

You gonna put up
prayers for him?

- Yeah.

- And then, later on, you're
gonna celebrate his life.

- Well, can I take
your champagne?

- Mm-hmm.

- I'm gonna take it
to my room.

- Well, you want me to
make you laugh right quick?

- Yeah, tell me a joke.

- I'm sittin' over here
'cause I ain't had a chance

to brush
my teeth yet.

[laughing]

I was like, damn,
she gotta come when--

I'm tryin' to comfort you
and be like...

- I can't smell it,
for what it's worth.

You got good
morning breath.

♪

- there's aya,
right here.

Yay.

- Ohayo!
- Ohayo!

Ohayo gozaimasu.

- How are you?

- Oh, my god, look at you.

- It's so good to see you.
Good morning.

- Yeah, good morning.

- And they all should be
coming in a second.

They got the time.

- Okay, no problem.

- Hi.

- Good morning.

Ohayo gozaimasu!

How are you?

- Good to see you.

Hello.
Good morning.

Good morning.
Good morning.

- Good morning.

- Well, I appreciate
you ladies' punctuality.

There's, uh, one of
our other girls.

Hey, kandi.

- Hey.

- I brought you a treat.

- Thank you, friend.

Pop a squat.

- Yeah, three more.

- One more minute, maybe?

You know, we have a lot
of things to do today.

- Yes.

- It's gonna be
super busy.

♪

okay, ladies,
time to go.

- No, no, we have--
no-no-no-no-no-no.

Can we not leave them?

- Get on the bus.

- You know, she said to us
the very moment we met her,

like, being anything
less than punctual

is a great disrespect
to her personally,

and I don't think that
the girls really understand

that you have to adapt
to this culture.

- Oh, god, this is not good.
- Time to go.

- Hey! Yay!

- Who's this
right here, nene?

- I had looked.

Thought that was
a white woman.

- Looking fabulous.

Come on, [indistinct].
- Bring it, sister.

- Oh, I'm so sorry.

- You look fabulous, nene.
- You look perfectly fabulous.

- Hello.

- Hello.

- Well, good morning, honey.
- Oh, my god, hi.

- I'm a little bit late.

I thought I was
gonna have somebody

puttin' my wig
together.

[laughter]

- we gotta cheer up eva.

She just got word that
her granddaddy, um,

is on life support.

- No.
- What?

- Oh, my god.

- Yes, and she was up
and crying this morning.

- He been sick
all this time?

- No, he had
a heart attack.

- Oh, jeez.
- Oh, my god.

Even though eva and I
had our little tiff,

I feel horrible that
she's going through this.

Whatever pettiness
is going on,

I wanna set it
to the side,

and I'm gonna really
be by her side.

Aww.

- I need to be
kept smiling, too.

- What's wrong with
you this morning?

- What is wrong with you?
- You know, I don't know.

I had to talk to my
husband on the phone.

You know,
it's a couples spat.

I was on the flight to japan,
and gregg and I,

we have a thing where
when we're taking off,

at least we say,
"bye, I love you,"

and I couldn't
reach him.

And finally,
he text me back.

He was like,
"I'm ----ing over here

"doing some sh--
for you."

you know, he was just talking
completely crazy to me.

- Why you acting
like that, nene?

- I'm about to block him
in a minute.

- No.
- Oh, my god.

- Because of that, I literally
am just all over the place.

I need to get through
the telephone

and choke the
(bleep) outta him,

is what I need to do.

- There she is.

- Yeah, girl, run!

- Hey!

- I'm so sorry.
Oh, my gosh.

- Get on the bus.
- Love you.

- Hop on.

- Good morning.

- Get on the bus.

- Hey, sis.
Good morning.

- Hi.
- Sissy marlo?

- Whatever.

I ain't thinkin'
about none of y'all.

- What's the matter?

- I don't have my bag.

Someone could at least
ask if I need deodorant,

a rubber band, or nothing,
but I'ma be the same way.

- I called for hair.

- And I told you--
all morning, I called you.

I said, I'll do
your hair for you.

Girl, eva and I are over
here dealing with people

with health issues.

Your wig is loose, and you
don't have your suitcase.

Okay.

- No one called and said,
"marlo, do you need deodorant,

"uh, panties?"

I had no bra.

- Marlo, stop it.

- Please try to be a
little on time anyway.

- Yes.
- Yeah.

- Just please be respect,
and especially to others.

- Respectful, yes.

- Coming up next...

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- Okay.

Okay, this way.

Okay.

[laughter]

- hi.

- Oh, wait, guys--
- y'all can't do this.

- Rickshaw.
That's the rickshaw.

- Guys, we have to
be demure tourists.

It's a spiritual temple.
Very spiritual.

- Okay, I'm sorry.
I forgot.

- What is this?

Yeah, yeah.

- Eighty-three?

- So, 83.

Try.

- This one is for me.

- You got best
fortune, too.

- Best fortune.
- What's yours say?

[all]
- wow.

- So good.
Keep that.

- But listen to mine.

- What's yours?
What's yours?

- What?

- Yes.

[cheering]

- mine is, like, boom.

- I'ma keep this.

Uh, "building a new house
and removal are both fine.

"marriage and employment
are all well."

- her's says she's
gonna be famous.

- That's a good one.
- Yeah.

- That's a good one.
- Yeah.

To get this fortune, oh,
it just-just breaks me down.

Because that's all I
really am worried about,

is what's going on
with my grandpa.

- We got you, girl.

Sorry about your
granddad, girl.

- Thank you.

- Well, let's go in the temple
and pray for him.

- Let's go to the temple.

♪

- this is the temple.

Dear lord, please make sure
that noelle does well

at howard university.

- Father god, thank you
for everything

you have given me, lord,

and thank you for
letting me see the baby

through full term pregnancy,
and I love you.

- Lord jesus, cover me
from head to toe.

Give me the strength and the
wisdom to take care of gregg.

Please, jesus.

- God, keep us
in your grace.

Help us find some kind of
a closure in this situation.

- Okay, come on.
Come on, guys.

Time to eat.

- I smell some food.

- I'm kinda hungry.

- Hi.

Can I put my
friend in here?

Get in there, nene.

- Ahh!

- Come on, come on, come on.

Yes.

- Oh, hold on, ladies.
We're comin'.

- Oh, wow!
This is so great.

- Konnichiwa.

Are you gonna
eat some sushi?

- Uh...

- Do y'all have
a deep fryer?