The Real Adventures of Jonny Quest (1996–1997): Season 2, Episode 2 - Rock of Rages - full transcript
The Quest team tries to stop a former KGB operative from creating a golem.
[theme music]
[music continues]
[eerie music]
[owl hooting]
Ah!
At last.
Yanoush, come quickly.
I think I have found it.
(male #1)
Yanoush, what kept you?
Huh?
[muffled gunshot]
Aah!
(male #2)
'I'm afraid comrade Yanoush
will not be joining us.'
'But I allow you
to join him, yes?'
Excellent.
You and I, we will create
a better world, eh?
'And pity anyone who stands
in the way of this world.'
muahahaha
[upbeat music]
(Hadji)
'That is an odd stick,
Dr. Quest.'
Much more than a stick, Hadji.
It's called the Golden Scriv.
Legend says that
this scriv can bring
an ancient stone giant
to life.
Fetch, boy!
Stone giant?
woof
Yes, Jonny.
The Golem.
(Dr. Quest)
'Supposedly,
one can use this wand'
'to carve a mystic symbol
into the creature's forehead'
'bringing it to life.'
Creepy.
Yes, son.
But not to worry.
(Dr. Quest)
'The golden creature's
just a legend. '
'And this scriv's instructions'
'are supposedly
impossible to read.'
That's why we've been
called in, fellas.
If anyone can translate
that thing
it's the good doctor here.
The President of the Czech
Republic personally invited us.
Well, Alena's
an old friend, Race.
And this artifact, scriv or not
is an important
historical Czech treasure.
Take a look, boys.
We are over Prague
'the capital
of the Czech Republic'
'and the most beautiful city
in this part of the world.'
Look, Jonny, so many
old buildings.
I cannot wait to see them.
Neither can bandit.
woof woof woof
Belt up, gang,
we're about to land.
Oh, gentlemen, I think you'll
find the President
very interesting.
Benton.
- It's been too, too long.
- Yes, it has Madam President.
Alena to you, Benton. And who
are these handsome fellows?
President Alena Stasny
may I present
my assistant, Race Bannon.
Madam President.
My adopted son, Hadji.
It's an honor
to be in your presence.
And you remember
my son, Jonny.
Hi, Madam President.
It's been a while, I guess.
Yes, it has angel.
You were just a baby.
woof woof woof
And Bandit, of course.
As for you handsome fella--
Madam President,
may we get on with it.
We have much work to do.
Professor Anton Karst,
of course.
Benton, I hope your expertise
in ancient artifacts
can help the professor translate
our new found national treasure.
Well, I'm at your disposal.
Yes, may we be off
to my facility, please.
(Dr. Quest)
'Good idea, professor.
We have a little work to do.'
May we join you
in the morning, Alena?
But of course.
- Doctor.
- Yes, Race?
Is it alright
if I swing by the hotel
to check something out?
'I'll join you guys
within the hour.'
No problem,
we'll see you then.
Shall we?
[intense music]
Why not eliminate
the President right now?
All things
in their proper time, no?
Let us deal
with the Americans first.
I don't need Quest.
The scriv is untranslatable.
It does not hurt
to have him try.
Either way,
the famous doctor
'will never leave
your compound alive.'
This is
an important discovery, Quest.
Far too important
to be handled
'in the typical
slipshod American manner.'
I'll try to keep that
in mind, professor.
May I see
the scriv, please?
If you must.
Examine it all you want.
Four hundred years old
and perfectly preserved.
Yes, but the writings
make no sense.
I have translated
them easy enough
but it is
so much gibberish.
Madam President seems to think
you will have better luck.
I do not agree.
What is the harm of letting him
try, professor?
You said yourself that you had
reached a dead end.
Actually, Professor Karst,
I figured it out.
It works like a child's
three dimensional puzzle.
Would you look at that?
[intense music]
- Voila!
- Well done, doctor.
Now according to legend,
the scriv has the power
to write on any surface.
If this works I'll reimburse you
for the table.
I believe this is
the correct Golem symbol.
Well, doctor, I suppose
you owe me a table.
And I owe you an apology.
If this scriv really works, then
the Golem legend must be true.
(male #2)
Quite true, young man.
Would you gentlemen care
to see the Golem itself?
- Vostok!
- You have the golem?
Of course, in the catacombs
beneath this very building.
I must see it.
(Karst)
'Very well, doctor.'
tap tap tap
Jessie, I'm sure I've seen
this joker somewhere.
I snuck a photo of him
with my camera pen.
Zap me the picture, dad.
I'll check our database.
- Do you think there's trouble?
- Probably not, honey.
[beeping]
[intense music]
Vostok! I knew it.
This guy's bad news.
The K.G.B. thug
that went independent
when the iron curtain fell.
I've got everything under
control. I'll call you later.
[helicopter whirring]
[dramatic music]
Huh? Ah! Aah!
[people screaming]
Great. I guess Vostok
did recognize me.
(Karst)
'Just ahead, Dr. Quest.'
Behold...the Golem.
(Dr. Quest)
'Amazing.'
Cool. An overgrown lawn gnome.
Jonny, show some respect.
woof woof woof
And you too, Bandit.
According to legend,
a 17th century rabbi
'created this creature
to protect his people'
'from religious persecution.'
- Did it work?
- All too well, I'm afraid.
The monster supposedly completed
it's gruesome task
then kept on killing.
It endangered the very people
it was charged with protecting.
Now, I want
to carve this symbol--
Wait a minute.
Please, not to interfere,
American friends.
(Jonny)
Hey, what gives?
(Dr. Quest)
Karst, don't. You don't know
what you're doing.
[growling]
The Golem obeys my every
command, general.
But of course, he does.
As he'll obey anyone
who possesses the scriv, yes.
Yes, but--
[growling]
- No.
- Excellent.
- What are you doing?
- Simply more research.
This creature
must be properly tested.
Golem, destroy them.
[growling]
Why are you doing this?
[music continues]
First you, then the President
as a bold statement, yes.
Do svidaniya, Dr. Quest.
I hope you're getting
reincarnated with wings.
[growling]
[dramatic music]
This is a bad place to be.
(Hadji)
Get down!
woof woof woof
Get them!
Aah! No-o-o!
(Vostok)
So much for my competition.
Well done, my friend.
Follow the Quest team
and destroy them.
[Vostok laughing]
There is no need
to rush, my friend.
(Vostok)
'There is nowhere
for them to run.'
(Jonny)
Oh, no!
It's a dead end.
[Golem growling]
[music continues]
No! You stupid creature.
Where is it?
Hey, it stopped moving.
Look, up there.
There is only one way out.
I sure don't like this.
Hadji's right, son.
It's the only way out.
Ah, there you are.
Hurry, Jonny.
Yes.
(Vostok)
'Get him.
He mustn't escape.'
(Dr. Quest)
Run!
crash
(Dr. Quest)
Let's get
outta here, boys.
[engine revving]
Stay where you are.
Please, do raise hands.
[missile whistling]
(Jonny)
Look, it's Race.
Way to go, Race.
Heads up, gang.
One rescue comin' up.
Oh, no! Look!
[growling]
[assault rifle firing]
I don't know
who you are, ugly
but I know trouble
when I see it.
Bombs away!
boom
What, I have
to try something else.
Oh, no! Race!
You want this crate that bad?
You can have it.
(Hadji)
You must learn
not to throw things.
Hey, guys.
I see our way out of here.
And not a moment
too soon.
(Alena)
'Of course all Czech children
know the legend'
'of the Golem phantom.
But it's also hard to believe.'
It looks like your defenses
are in place, Madam President.
Very efficient, Alena.
Thank you for believing us.
If it were anyone else,
I wouldn't.
My military
isn't so trusting.
The Golem legend is considered
sort of a fairy tale.
But this Vostok man
is a notorious figure
in this part
of the world.
Since you reported him
operating in this country
my military advisors insisted on
maximum defensive precautions.
[lightning crackling]
[intense music]
[lightning crackling]
[growling]
Quick, the lights!
Fire!
[assault rifles firing]
boom
[dramatic music]
[firing continues]
boom
So it begins.
Your troops stand ready,
general.
Very good, captain.
Tell them to be patient.
Our stone comrade
will clear the way for them.
[music continues]
Unbelievable.
Tanks! Fire at will!
boom boom boom
Maybe we should
get out of here.
[growling]
Get out of the way!
(Hadji)
Oh, no! We are trapped!
Regretfully, my friends
destiny and I have
a different purpose for you.
Mr. Bannon,
please, do give me your gun.
What do you hope
to achieve, Vostok?
My goal is simple.
An orderly socialist world.
A world free of having
to make decisions.
A world much like
I grew up in.
Hm, a world like
I spent years fighting.
Ha, ha, ha. We all
make mistakes, Mr. Bannon.
But my army and my Golem
stand ready to rectify yours.
Oh, no!
woof woof woof
whimper whimper
Golem, destroy the President
and their friends.
[growling]
Ow!
(Karst)
Give me that.
What? You're
supposed to be dead.
Not unless
I can take you with me.
Karst, you fool.
Let go.
Look, the monster is confused.
Yes, and he
doesn't know who to obey.
- Golem, destroy Vostok!
- No, destroy the President!
[both grunting]
Aah!
Aah!
Golem, destroy the President.
Please, pull me.
[growling]
Bandit, fetch the stick.
(Vostok)
'No!'
Hey, rockhead..
...catch me if you can.
Good boy.
Sorry, gruesome..
...but you're too dangerous
to have around.
crash
Good work, son. I don't know
how you did it, but you did.
Bandit's the real hero, dad.
woof woof woof
You all are angel.
Hey, our friend Vostok is gone.
Don't worry. I'm sure
my military will catch him.
They have already
rounded up his troops.
(Alena)
This medal is reserved
for the greatest heroes
of the Czech Republic.
Oh, thank you, Madam President.
Your city is very beautiful
and exciting.
One week was not
a long enough visit.
(Alena)
You are welcome to visit
anytime, especially you, angel.
Thanks, Madam President.
woof woof
Ha ha. I think Bandit
would like a medal too.
Oh, he gets something better.
(Alena)
'A lifetime supply
of doggy treats.'
'It is yours for fetching above
and beyond the call of duty.'
woof woof
chomp
(Iris)
'Welcome to Questworld.
Please specify desired data.'
'The Virtua Speeder
is designed for single usage'
'over uneven terrain.'
'It is vital
to keep arms and legs
'well within the safety zone
of the vehicle.'
'The Virtua Speeder
allows for optimal handling'
'through the most difficult
sectors of Questworld.'
'Wearing a cyber helmet is not
just a good idea. It's the law.'
'Thank you
for accessing Questworld.'
[theme music]
[music continues]
[music continues]
[eerie music]
[owl hooting]
Ah!
At last.
Yanoush, come quickly.
I think I have found it.
(male #1)
Yanoush, what kept you?
Huh?
[muffled gunshot]
Aah!
(male #2)
'I'm afraid comrade Yanoush
will not be joining us.'
'But I allow you
to join him, yes?'
Excellent.
You and I, we will create
a better world, eh?
'And pity anyone who stands
in the way of this world.'
muahahaha
[upbeat music]
(Hadji)
'That is an odd stick,
Dr. Quest.'
Much more than a stick, Hadji.
It's called the Golden Scriv.
Legend says that
this scriv can bring
an ancient stone giant
to life.
Fetch, boy!
Stone giant?
woof
Yes, Jonny.
The Golem.
(Dr. Quest)
'Supposedly,
one can use this wand'
'to carve a mystic symbol
into the creature's forehead'
'bringing it to life.'
Creepy.
Yes, son.
But not to worry.
(Dr. Quest)
'The golden creature's
just a legend. '
'And this scriv's instructions'
'are supposedly
impossible to read.'
That's why we've been
called in, fellas.
If anyone can translate
that thing
it's the good doctor here.
The President of the Czech
Republic personally invited us.
Well, Alena's
an old friend, Race.
And this artifact, scriv or not
is an important
historical Czech treasure.
Take a look, boys.
We are over Prague
'the capital
of the Czech Republic'
'and the most beautiful city
in this part of the world.'
Look, Jonny, so many
old buildings.
I cannot wait to see them.
Neither can bandit.
woof woof woof
Belt up, gang,
we're about to land.
Oh, gentlemen, I think you'll
find the President
very interesting.
Benton.
- It's been too, too long.
- Yes, it has Madam President.
Alena to you, Benton. And who
are these handsome fellows?
President Alena Stasny
may I present
my assistant, Race Bannon.
Madam President.
My adopted son, Hadji.
It's an honor
to be in your presence.
And you remember
my son, Jonny.
Hi, Madam President.
It's been a while, I guess.
Yes, it has angel.
You were just a baby.
woof woof woof
And Bandit, of course.
As for you handsome fella--
Madam President,
may we get on with it.
We have much work to do.
Professor Anton Karst,
of course.
Benton, I hope your expertise
in ancient artifacts
can help the professor translate
our new found national treasure.
Well, I'm at your disposal.
Yes, may we be off
to my facility, please.
(Dr. Quest)
'Good idea, professor.
We have a little work to do.'
May we join you
in the morning, Alena?
But of course.
- Doctor.
- Yes, Race?
Is it alright
if I swing by the hotel
to check something out?
'I'll join you guys
within the hour.'
No problem,
we'll see you then.
Shall we?
[intense music]
Why not eliminate
the President right now?
All things
in their proper time, no?
Let us deal
with the Americans first.
I don't need Quest.
The scriv is untranslatable.
It does not hurt
to have him try.
Either way,
the famous doctor
'will never leave
your compound alive.'
This is
an important discovery, Quest.
Far too important
to be handled
'in the typical
slipshod American manner.'
I'll try to keep that
in mind, professor.
May I see
the scriv, please?
If you must.
Examine it all you want.
Four hundred years old
and perfectly preserved.
Yes, but the writings
make no sense.
I have translated
them easy enough
but it is
so much gibberish.
Madam President seems to think
you will have better luck.
I do not agree.
What is the harm of letting him
try, professor?
You said yourself that you had
reached a dead end.
Actually, Professor Karst,
I figured it out.
It works like a child's
three dimensional puzzle.
Would you look at that?
[intense music]
- Voila!
- Well done, doctor.
Now according to legend,
the scriv has the power
to write on any surface.
If this works I'll reimburse you
for the table.
I believe this is
the correct Golem symbol.
Well, doctor, I suppose
you owe me a table.
And I owe you an apology.
If this scriv really works, then
the Golem legend must be true.
(male #2)
Quite true, young man.
Would you gentlemen care
to see the Golem itself?
- Vostok!
- You have the golem?
Of course, in the catacombs
beneath this very building.
I must see it.
(Karst)
'Very well, doctor.'
tap tap tap
Jessie, I'm sure I've seen
this joker somewhere.
I snuck a photo of him
with my camera pen.
Zap me the picture, dad.
I'll check our database.
- Do you think there's trouble?
- Probably not, honey.
[beeping]
[intense music]
Vostok! I knew it.
This guy's bad news.
The K.G.B. thug
that went independent
when the iron curtain fell.
I've got everything under
control. I'll call you later.
[helicopter whirring]
[dramatic music]
Huh? Ah! Aah!
[people screaming]
Great. I guess Vostok
did recognize me.
(Karst)
'Just ahead, Dr. Quest.'
Behold...the Golem.
(Dr. Quest)
'Amazing.'
Cool. An overgrown lawn gnome.
Jonny, show some respect.
woof woof woof
And you too, Bandit.
According to legend,
a 17th century rabbi
'created this creature
to protect his people'
'from religious persecution.'
- Did it work?
- All too well, I'm afraid.
The monster supposedly completed
it's gruesome task
then kept on killing.
It endangered the very people
it was charged with protecting.
Now, I want
to carve this symbol--
Wait a minute.
Please, not to interfere,
American friends.
(Jonny)
Hey, what gives?
(Dr. Quest)
Karst, don't. You don't know
what you're doing.
[growling]
The Golem obeys my every
command, general.
But of course, he does.
As he'll obey anyone
who possesses the scriv, yes.
Yes, but--
[growling]
- No.
- Excellent.
- What are you doing?
- Simply more research.
This creature
must be properly tested.
Golem, destroy them.
[growling]
Why are you doing this?
[music continues]
First you, then the President
as a bold statement, yes.
Do svidaniya, Dr. Quest.
I hope you're getting
reincarnated with wings.
[growling]
[dramatic music]
This is a bad place to be.
(Hadji)
Get down!
woof woof woof
Get them!
Aah! No-o-o!
(Vostok)
So much for my competition.
Well done, my friend.
Follow the Quest team
and destroy them.
[Vostok laughing]
There is no need
to rush, my friend.
(Vostok)
'There is nowhere
for them to run.'
(Jonny)
Oh, no!
It's a dead end.
[Golem growling]
[music continues]
No! You stupid creature.
Where is it?
Hey, it stopped moving.
Look, up there.
There is only one way out.
I sure don't like this.
Hadji's right, son.
It's the only way out.
Ah, there you are.
Hurry, Jonny.
Yes.
(Vostok)
'Get him.
He mustn't escape.'
(Dr. Quest)
Run!
crash
(Dr. Quest)
Let's get
outta here, boys.
[engine revving]
Stay where you are.
Please, do raise hands.
[missile whistling]
(Jonny)
Look, it's Race.
Way to go, Race.
Heads up, gang.
One rescue comin' up.
Oh, no! Look!
[growling]
[assault rifle firing]
I don't know
who you are, ugly
but I know trouble
when I see it.
Bombs away!
boom
What, I have
to try something else.
Oh, no! Race!
You want this crate that bad?
You can have it.
(Hadji)
You must learn
not to throw things.
Hey, guys.
I see our way out of here.
And not a moment
too soon.
(Alena)
'Of course all Czech children
know the legend'
'of the Golem phantom.
But it's also hard to believe.'
It looks like your defenses
are in place, Madam President.
Very efficient, Alena.
Thank you for believing us.
If it were anyone else,
I wouldn't.
My military
isn't so trusting.
The Golem legend is considered
sort of a fairy tale.
But this Vostok man
is a notorious figure
in this part
of the world.
Since you reported him
operating in this country
my military advisors insisted on
maximum defensive precautions.
[lightning crackling]
[intense music]
[lightning crackling]
[growling]
Quick, the lights!
Fire!
[assault rifles firing]
boom
[dramatic music]
[firing continues]
boom
So it begins.
Your troops stand ready,
general.
Very good, captain.
Tell them to be patient.
Our stone comrade
will clear the way for them.
[music continues]
Unbelievable.
Tanks! Fire at will!
boom boom boom
Maybe we should
get out of here.
[growling]
Get out of the way!
(Hadji)
Oh, no! We are trapped!
Regretfully, my friends
destiny and I have
a different purpose for you.
Mr. Bannon,
please, do give me your gun.
What do you hope
to achieve, Vostok?
My goal is simple.
An orderly socialist world.
A world free of having
to make decisions.
A world much like
I grew up in.
Hm, a world like
I spent years fighting.
Ha, ha, ha. We all
make mistakes, Mr. Bannon.
But my army and my Golem
stand ready to rectify yours.
Oh, no!
woof woof woof
whimper whimper
Golem, destroy the President
and their friends.
[growling]
Ow!
(Karst)
Give me that.
What? You're
supposed to be dead.
Not unless
I can take you with me.
Karst, you fool.
Let go.
Look, the monster is confused.
Yes, and he
doesn't know who to obey.
- Golem, destroy Vostok!
- No, destroy the President!
[both grunting]
Aah!
Aah!
Golem, destroy the President.
Please, pull me.
[growling]
Bandit, fetch the stick.
(Vostok)
'No!'
Hey, rockhead..
...catch me if you can.
Good boy.
Sorry, gruesome..
...but you're too dangerous
to have around.
crash
Good work, son. I don't know
how you did it, but you did.
Bandit's the real hero, dad.
woof woof woof
You all are angel.
Hey, our friend Vostok is gone.
Don't worry. I'm sure
my military will catch him.
They have already
rounded up his troops.
(Alena)
This medal is reserved
for the greatest heroes
of the Czech Republic.
Oh, thank you, Madam President.
Your city is very beautiful
and exciting.
One week was not
a long enough visit.
(Alena)
You are welcome to visit
anytime, especially you, angel.
Thanks, Madam President.
woof woof
Ha ha. I think Bandit
would like a medal too.
Oh, he gets something better.
(Alena)
'A lifetime supply
of doggy treats.'
'It is yours for fetching above
and beyond the call of duty.'
woof woof
chomp
(Iris)
'Welcome to Questworld.
Please specify desired data.'
'The Virtua Speeder
is designed for single usage'
'over uneven terrain.'
'It is vital
to keep arms and legs
'well within the safety zone
of the vehicle.'
'The Virtua Speeder
allows for optimal handling'
'through the most difficult
sectors of Questworld.'
'Wearing a cyber helmet is not
just a good idea. It's the law.'
'Thank you
for accessing Questworld.'
[theme music]
[music continues]