The Phil Silvers Show (1955–1959): Season 4, Episode 3 - Bilko's Deluxe Tours - full transcript

Bilko invests money in a broken down coach & plans to fix it up and set up a coach travel service for GI's. When the railroad offer a cheaper deal, The Bilko Bus Company decide to offer deluxe tours of California.

(barking orders)

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Oh boy, a weekend pass,
San Francisco here I come.

I'm a humble man, all I want

is a beautiful girl
with a convertible.

I can't wait to see Bertha.

We're gonna pack
a beautiful lunch.

I'm gonna take a drive
way out in the country.

Hey, you ain't got a car.

I don't need one.
We'll use Bertha's taxi.

You tell them, Mullen.



Me, I'm going to meet
a refined young lady,

one who shares my enthusiasm
for good music and excellent wine,

and together we'll achieve
a spiritual contentment.

Where are you gonna
meet a girl like that?

Pick her up in a
bar, where else?

Oh, will you, will you
stop fussing over me.

He's like a Mother hen.

But Sarge, you want to
look good in front of Gloria.

What difference does it make?

She's only going to
muss me up again.

What a reunion
this is going to be,

14 years the poor
girl hasn't seen me.

You think she'll
remember you, Sarge?

Why not, I haven't changed.



What? Look, you wanna
brush the hat, take it.

Now, what were
you saying Fender?

I wasn't talking
to you, stranger.

What, what?

I'm just trying to protect
the beautiful memories

the poor girl has of me.

Hey, Sarge, you
got all the passes?

Let me see, all the
passes. Do I have them?

- Do I have them?
- Yeey!

Hold it, Platoon
formation on the double.

(barking orders)

May I remind you gentlemen
that you are all soldiers

in the United States Army,

and you ought to conduct
yourselves like gentlemen.

When we leave here, we
leave in an orderly fashion.

And this above
all, when we reach

the charming city of San
Francisco remember this,

it's every man for himself!

- Yeey!
- Ten-shun.

- As you were.
- Thank you Sir.

I was just instructing the men

on how to spend their time in
San Francisco profitably, Sir.

- Please go on.
- With your permission, Sir.

And so, Mullen, I have
grand news for you.

I know how much
you like the opera,

the San Francisco Opera Company

is doing Rigoletto this weekend.

Oh, how thrilling, that's
my best favourite opera.

That's his best...

And you, Paparelli, I
have good and bad news.

The Budapest Spring Quartet
is appearing at the Cow Palace

however there's
only standing room.

I'll stand, I'll stand.

That's so amusing. He'll stand.

And for the rest of you
gentleman, should you wanna

get in touch with me I can
be reached at the local YMCA.

Anything else, Sir?

Bilko, I have an idea
that I'm wasting my breath,

but I'll say it anyway.

I expect you and this
culture loving platoon

to stay out of trouble.

You heard what the Colonel said.

Is there anything else, Sir?

No, except that I can only pray
that San Francisco can take it.

Take what, Sir?

You and an earthquake
in the same century.

What's going on?

Let's have some
organization around here.

I'll handle the transportation.

Station master, 10 tickets to
San Francisco and hurry please.

What's your hurry soldier?
You've already missed the 2:15.

- Well, what time is next train?
- 3 o'clock tomorrow afternoon.

That's not so
bad. It's 2:30 now...

Tomorrow afternoon?

That's right Sonny,
there's only one train a day

out of Grove City
to San Francisco.

One train, well
that's ridiculous.

Well that's what I
keep telling them,

every other day would be plenty,

it's just throwing out money.
- You heard that?

Sarge? What are we going to do?

There goes our weekend.

Shut up, shut up.

Give me a chance to think...

Hey Sarge, maybe
we could hitchhike.

Who's gonna pick up a whole
Platoon? Use your noodle.

All right children,
everybody on the bus now.

Wait a minute, bus,
what bus is that?

It's a school bus soldier.

Grove City School's annual
sightseeing trip to San Francisco.

All right children, follow me.

Hiya little man, oh you dropped
your bundle, here you are.

Are you going to San
Francisco all by yourself?

- Yeah.
- Oh, that will never do.

Daddy would wanna
take you with him.

Daddy? Hey put me down.

Is that the way to
talk to your father?

Come little... grab a kid.

- Grab a kid.
- Come on everybody.

All right parents, all
aboard for San Francisco.

What are you pushing me for?

- Take it easy.
- What is this, Russia?

And stay out wise guys.

Well, I'll report this, separating
children from their parents.

What are you trying to
do, give them a complex?

I'm writing to
Dr. Spock about this.

Ah, go back to camp.

You try. You try.

Yeah, one train a
day for 5,000 soldiers.

We'll never get
to San Francisco.

One train a day and a
broken down school bus.

Yeah. You're right
Rocco, that's a disgrace.

Transporting children in a

dilapidated old bus
like this, it's unsafe.

I'd never let my
children on this bus.

Your children?

Yes and believe me
the Grove City PTA

is gonna hear about this.

The meeting of the Grove City
Parent Teachers Association

will now come to order.

Tonight Mr. Finley,
our city treasurer,

is going to give us his decision

on our request for
additional school funds.

But first, as principal
of Grove City School,

I want to welcome a brand
new member of our community,

Mr. Elmer Bilko.

Thank you, shucks I'm not
much one for making speeches,

but I'd just like
to say it's just

swell being with this
grand PTA group.

And on behalf of my wife and
6 children, well thanks a heap.

And now to the
business of the day.

The school fund bazaar
is coming along just fine.

Between the Rummage
sale and the Bingo game

we hope to swell our
treasury by at least $20, or $30.

Yes, Mr. Bilko?

Say, I have a dandy
scheme in which we can raise

oodles of money for the
school fund at the bazaar.

Why don't we have an
old fashioned kissing booth

with an attractive young lady
selling kisses for a dollar a piece?

Won't you do it, Miss Brewster?

A kissing booth, me?

Oh, please, it will mean a
heck of a lot to the school fund.

- Won't you do it?
- Very well then.

For the sake of
the PTA I volunteer.

Isn't she a good sport?

Yes, and you could put me down
for the first $5 worth of kisses.

Oh... and now
here is Mr. Finley.

Well let's not mince words.

I've studied this request
for more funds for the school

and I'm sorry to say, at
this time it's just impossible.

Please ladies and gentlemen,

give this distinguished
gentleman a chance to speak.

Go right in there Walt boy.

I just can't see spending $25

on swings for the playground...

Well, the kids' gotta
play somewhere.

And now this request for
$300 to buy a wading pool

for the Kindergarten,
a foolish extravagance.

Please, now do
you think Mr. Finley

enjoys turning down
these requests?

I'm sure he has the welfare
of our children in mind.

After all, the little
tykes can catch a cold

in those wading pools
which are quite damp.

Isn't that what
concerned you, Sir?

You can see he's too overcome
with compassion to speak,

but I guarantee you if we
need a new fire extinguisher,

or a new school bus,
we get it just like that.

What about a new school bus?

Yeah the old one's
ready to fall apart.

- Yeah.
- Wait, wait hold on.

A new school bus is
Needed? Say no more.

A new school bus?

Alright who will
second that motion?

- I do.
- I know what you're thinking.

He hates waste, he
is saying to himself,

well what will happen
to the old school bus?

Let's donate it to charity.

Please, please,
that's a noble gesture

but after all, the old school
bus maybe old and dangerous,

but it still has
some cash value.

Say, why don't we auction
it off to the highest bidder?

- I bid $25.
- Sold to that gentlemen for $25.

And thank you soldier
for that magnificent bid.

Bilko, a new bus
will cost $5,000.

Yes, and don't think
we won't remember that,

come next election day,
what do you say folks?

Yes.

Gentlemen I have news, news,

Your transportation
troubles are over.

Sarge, you got the bus?

Would I let my boys down?

Henshaw is driving the
bus in from Grove City

and this weekend
we all get aboard

and three hours
later, San Francisco!

- Sarge, you're a genius.
- You're the greatest.

Cut it out fellas,
gratitude embarrasses me.

See Rocco about
your reservations.

That'll be $15 a
piece round trip,

which I think is
rather reasonable.

$15? That's robbery.

Yeah, what makes
it cost $15 a head?

Well that's a fair question,
I'm glad you asked that.

First there's the gasoline.

Well, you're going to syphon
that out of the Army tank.

Then there's the
maintenance of the bus.

You know you're
gonna make us do that.

Then there's the
insurance, the parking fees,

the depreciation, I'll
hardly have enough

left for a date in
San Francisco.

Who are you taking
out, Zsa Zsa Gabor?

- Yeah.
- All right.

May I remind you men
there's only one train

out of Grove City and 5,000
soldiers dying to get on it.

Well let's face it, he's got us.

Ok Rocco, put me
down for a weekend.

- Me too.
- Hey there's Henshaw.

Hey, Henshaw.

So, you thought you had
us over a barrel, eh Sarge?

Oh, don't count him out.

He can still get two horses
and make a stage coach out of it.

- You're not kidding.
- Oh boy.

What happened?

I'm going along
at 15 miles an hour

and all of a
sudden it falls apart.

15 miles an hour?

I told you to take it easy,
that's a bus, not a hot rod.

Sarge, it's 20 years old, it
needs a complete overhaul.

New tires, new
transmission, new everything.

Sarge, that's gonna
cost a lot of money,

where's it gonna come from?

Where's it gonna come from?

From the stockholders.

- What stockholders?
- Freeze!

Freeze, you monkeys.

Gentlemen, I have
great news for you.

For the first time
there's a limited amount

of stock open in the BBC.

- BBC?
- Bilko Bus Company.

Alright Fleischman, you've been
painting here 2 days, what is it?

I'm a perfectionist, Sarge.

May I remind you this is
a bus, not the Mona Lisa!

Zimmerman, no falling
asleep under there.

The rest of you guys, let me
see those elbows high, work!

- Rocco?
- Yeah Sarge?

- How much have we spent so far?
- $375.

- Wow - Oh don't
worry about it, Sarge,

there must 50 guys
outside waiting to buy tickets.

Yeah, gee this
is a nice feeling.

I'm finally in a
legitimate business.

- It's the new Bilko.
- Now that's swell, Sir.

Hey Rocco, wait a minute...

Why should we sell the
tickets at a fixed rate?

Why don't we auction it
off to the highest bidder?

- How does that sound?
- Like the old Bilko.

Wow, what a mob. Must
be a 100 guys out there.

Did you get the tickets?

- Yeah, right here Sarge,
fresh from the printers.
- Good.

Hey Sarge, listen to that,
that crowd is getting restless.

You're ready for me? You've
got enough cash to make change?

- You know it.
- Here we go.

- Sarge?
- Not now.

Not now, Perkins, this is a sacred
moment, we're dealing in cash.

Sarge, it's the
new train schedule.

Starting Saturday
they're running

5 trains a day to San Francisco.

Don't bother me, put
it on the bulletin board.

Let me out... wait a
minute, let me see.

"Due to increased traffic
from Camp Fremont

the Western Railroad
is happy to announce

an expanded schedule
of train service."

Hey, 5 trains a day, wow!

And the round
trip is only 6 bucks.

Shut up! They'll
hear you out there.

May I remind you that
you're all stockholders?

Go on, back on the bus.

Hide this.

All right, come on in fellas.

Come one, come
all, you'll all be served

at the decreased
rate of $10 a man.

Step... not enough huh?

- They're all gone, huh?
- Yes, Sarge.

Well that's the way it is.

Little business man
always gets it in the neck.

What about our
investment, Sarge?

Chalk it up to experience.

I've been in this
platoon for 10 years

and all I've got
to show for it is

$20,000 worth of experience.

- Yeah.
- Hold it, shut up, let’s think.

There must be something we can
do with that bus to make money.

- Hey Sarge, I've got an idea.
- What?

Drive it off the cliff,
then we can collect

the $10,000 insurance.

- Jerk, the bus isn't insured.
- No, but you are.

Fender, I'm warning
you. I'm warning you.

Fellas, fellas, why don't
we take a ride in the bus,

and enjoy the nice scenery
until our tempers cool down.

Oh shut up, Doberman.

Why are you saying shut up?

Is this the way that you
address a genius..shut up?

A man comes up
with a brilliant idea

and this is the way you react?

Let me be the first to
congratulate you Doberman.

- Sarge, what did I say?
- Yeah, what did he say?

Don't you see it?

For $15 take a beautiful scenic
tour through lovely California.

Visit the home
of the movie stars.

Visit the historic Indian
village in the desert.

Sarge, there's no
historic Indian village

in the desert around here.

- We'll make one.
- How?

- Say that again?
- How?

Good, you're the Indian
Chief, Mullen, good boy.

Rocco, Henshaw, go,
we've gotta get busy.

We've gotta let
the buying public

know all about the
Bilko Deluxe Tour.

The rest of you guys, get
back to work on the bus.

- Get moving, come on.
- Sarge, what did I say?

Oh shut up, can't
you see I'm busy?

- Fleischman?
- Yo!

- You got those leaflets?
- Right here, Sarge.

Here Gomez,
Sugarman, pass these out

on the streets, don't
miss anybody, move it.

- Henshaw!
- Yo!

- You're due at the printers right?
- Right.

Be sure they add this line,
"And the price of your tickets

includes a meal at the
Old California Inn". Move it.

- All right, Sarge.
- Zimmerman, let me look at that sign.

Where was I, Roc?

You were working on
a newspaper ad, Sarge.

Oh yes, "All right
folks climb aboard

one of our luxurious land
cruisers, you'll find comfort"

Hey Sarge, how
do you like this sign?

It's ok, but add a line.

"Ride in air
conditioned comfort."

- Put that in.
- Our bus has no air conditioning.

- Yeah wise guy, what is this?
- Come on move.

Hey Sarge, I thought
of a wonderful slogan.

What is this, "You do the
living while we do the driving."?

Maybe, "You do the
living while I do the driving."

- Work on it.
- I'll work on it.

Sarge, customers.

Come in young ladies,
you're next I believe.

Young man, I noticed
the poster says

your tour visits the
homes of the movie stars.

- Well of course we do.
- Which movies stars?

- Your favourite.
- Clark Gable?

Our bus goes right
by his swimming pool.

- Mildred.
- Yes.

Why not. We'll take
two tickets please.

I think we have two, right
Mr. Barbella? Thank you very much.

Two tickets, there you are.

Oh, you two are devils, I'm
gonna have to watch you two.

- Thank you very much.
- Nice to have you aboard, huh?

Ok Sarge. Well,
we're off and running.

Sarge, more customers.

Welcome to the
Bilko Deluxe Tours,

are you planning a
trip to San Francisco?

I don't wanna go.
I don't wanna go.

Malcolm, behave yourself.

Come here little boy,
come here little boy.

There you are. Three
tickets to San Francisco.

Good afternoon,
ladies and gentlemen,

welcome aboard to
what I'm sure will be

a most fruitful and
exciting trip for all of us.

Please take advantage of
our new innovation - sky view.

Very few buses can
claim this innovation.

I'd like you to meet the
members of the crew,

who are only too happy
to serve you on this trip.

First we have our
driver, Flip Paparelli.

Mr. Paparelli, as you
probably know, is a member

of the Four Million
Miles Safety Club.

In the rear we have our
steward, Mr. Barbella,

only too happy to
serve you refreshments,

anything that might satisfy
the inner man or inner woman.

I'm of course your guide,
please refer to me as Ernie.

We're all acquainted,
we know each other.

All right Flip, let her go!

Yes, while our engineer is
revving up the giant motors,

there's some information you
probably would like to know.

We'll be cruising at a land
speed of 40 miles an hour.

Our ETA - that's
estimated time of arrival,

we have our own
little language -

we'll be in San
Francisco at 11:00 o'clock.

That's of course if we don't
have too many head winds,

or an occasional
cow in the road.

I always like to
inject a little humor.

We've had our chuckle,
take it away, Flip!

What kind of a bus is this?

What happened to the
beautiful new bus in the air?

If you want a
picture of that bus,

leave your name and address
with the steward Mr. Barbella

in the rear of the
bus if you don't mind.

All right, shall we? We're off!

Can't you get
this thing started?

I don't wanna go and
I don't like the bus.

Oh, the little tyke is tired, he
probably didn't have his nap.

Take a little nap Sonny.

All right folks, we'll
be off to San Francisco

any moment now,
let's not be impatient.

- It'll be worth it.
- It started Ernie.

Hurray! We're off
to San Francisco.

Mr. Barbella, will you serve
the refreshments please.

Oh yeah, ice cold orangeade,
courtesy of Bilko's Tours,

25 cents a glass.

All right folks, step down.

Come on, we have
a busy schedule.

Well, here it is Clark Gable's
fabulous 10,000 acre ranch.

I don't see
anything but a fence.

Well of course.

Clark's main house is
10 miles west of here.

However, he promised
to ride down and say hello,

he should be here about...

By George, there he is now.

- Oh Clark, Clark Gable?
- Is that you Ernie?

Aah you old war horse,
how have you been?

- It's him, it's him.
- It's Clark Gable.

Say Clark, would
you mind saying hello

to some friends
of yours out here?

I'm sorry Ernie, I can't
come out, I've got a bad cold.

I wouldn't want any of
my loyal fans to catch it.

We made the
whole trip for nothing.

No, no, don't you
fret, just a minute.

Oh Clark, would you
mind shaking hands

with a few attractive young
ladies who are dying to meet you?

- I reckon I can do that, Ernie.
- Thank you Clark.

There it is, Clark Gable's hand.

Isn't this thrilling?

Oh, his hand looks exactly
like it does in the movies.

I'm glad you think so. All
right folks, back on the bus.

Alright dear, he
has to use that hand.

- Back, back.
- Where's Malcolm?

- Who?
- Malcolm?

- The boy?
- Daddy, daddy, there's a soldier

behind the fence
and he chased me.

- A soldier?
- Oh that's ridiculous.

Clark, is there a
soldier back there?

Yeah, that's me Ernie,
I just got off the set,

and I'm still in costume.

I dyed my hair for
this picture, Ernie.

Oh yes, I read about it in
Hedda Hopper's column.

It's his latest picture, the
Fighting Blonde From Bataan.

All right folks, we
go back on the bus,

we have a big day
ahead of us, here we go.

Where's the kid?

Come on son, come on,
here we go. Back on the bus.

All right folks,
come, come, come.

Step lightly everyone,
and here we are

at the historical
Indian village.

Reservation of the famous
Wachoocho Indian tribe.

See them in their
natural habitat.

See them at work.
See them at play.

Some village. One wigwam.

Yes, that's why we refer to
them as the vanishing Americans.

I'll see if they're home.

Oh Chief (speaking Cherokee).

That's Indian for
the bus is here.

- How, brave Chief.
- How, friend with many eyes.

He doesn't look
like any Indian to me.

Hush son, you'll start
another Indian uprising.

Maybe paleface friends

would like to take
picture with Chief.

Oh, that's good news,
he's in a happy mood.

He's willing to take
pictures with us.

I'll take a picture.

- Splendid!
- Malcolm, take a
picture with the man.

- Fine.
- Oh good, did you get a good one?

Yes.

Splendid, that'll
be a dollar please.

A dollar?

Yes, it's for the Wachoocho
Community Chest.

You've heard their
famous slogan,

"Send this Indian boy to
the city for the summer."

They take care of their
own, they're very considerate.

Is he all there
is to this tribe?

Oh good heavens, no, the rest of
them are in the Teepee preparing

Princess Moonbeam for
their famous rain dance.

I'll see if they're ready.

You'll notice the...
it's a rather sad dance.

As a matter of
fact, it's pitiful.

They're praying for the heavens to open
and weep the rain they need so badly.

How come the Indians
are wearing Army shoes?

Who's? Well... Oh, I felt a drop
of rain, it's gonna pour any minute.

Back in the bus everyone.

Thank you Indians, thank you
with the shoes that you didn't have.

Where do we go now?

Oh now, now we go
to the world famous

Old California Inn
for a delicious dinner.

Oh thank heavens,
I'm just starving.

- Goody.
- Hey Sarge, world famous restaurant?

Won't that cost a lot of money?

What world famous
restaurant? It's a hash joint.

It's on Duncan Hines' "dine
here at your own risk" list.

What are you worried about?

Listen Sarge, won't
they complain?

What's there to complain?
It's a 7 course dinner.

Hamburger, roll, salt,
pepper, tea, sugar, cream.

They'll love it, come on.

Where's Malcolm?

Mal... Where's the boy...

Malcolm! Malcolm!

Where is the little...?

- Get out of here.
- Go, go on the bus.

Well, Henri, how do
you like the place?

It's a miracle Monsieur,
how you changed

such a rundown restaurant
to such a charming place.

It was expensive,
Henri, but it'll be worth it.

I'm hoping to do
a lot of business

now that that new Army
camp has opened up.

Oh, soldiers like good food.

And best of all, Bilko's
Deluxe Bus Tours

has selected the Old
California Inn as a dinner stop.

Tell me, Henri, do you
think my prices are too high?

Oh, on the contrary Monsieur,
only $7 for a fine French meal.

Oh, I think that's the bus now.
Get everything ready, Henri.

Good evening folks, come
right in, your tables are ready.

Go right in folks, make
yourself at home, go right in.

Rocco, the minute they
have their hamburgers

you order them back on the bus,

you understand? That doesn't
give 'em time to have dessert.

- Hey Ernie?
- Let me see, 60 or 70 cents apiece.

- $8 or $9 should cover it.
- Ernie?

Watch it and remember,
no second cups of coffee,

it's those little extras
that eat into the profits.

- Ernie...
- What, what is it, what?

Look at this place and
look at these prices.

All right folks, there's
been a slight error here.

Everybody back in the
bus, come, back in the bus.

Sir, is there something wrong?

Is there something wrong?
Is this The Old California Inn?

- That's right.
- Well, that's what's wrong.

I distinctly said The
Old Caledonia Inn.

- Let's go.
- I'm starving.

No, don't eat that son,
it'll spoil your hamburgers.

All right folks, come, let's go.

Now look, your ad said
dinner at The Old California Inn

and that's what
we're entitled to.

This isn't the place
that I had in mind.

- They're right Ernie.
- Don't tell me they're right... I know..

I'll have a thick fillet mignon.

I want the frogs
legs and a malted.

And I'll have the roast beef.

Roast duck and
cheese soufflé for me.

And what would
you like Monsieur?

Separate cheques.

I couldn't eat another
crepe suzette if I tried.

Beats me how Bilko does it.

A bus trip, a tour and a
magnificent meal for $15.95

round trip.

Here's the cheque, Monsieur.

Where did he go?

- It's the bus.
- Are we leaving?

Please Sir, I don't think I
enjoy your attitude, really.

I merely stepped on
the bus to get my wallet

and accidentally
stepped on the starter.

Sure, sure. Henri,
give me that bill.

$97? Well, that's reasonable.

Are you a member
of the Diners Club?

Yes, we are.

Have you an application
blank? I'd like to join.

- You'll have to pay cash.
- Cash..

Well, there goes
all the profits.

10, 20, 30.

Come on, come on.

Please, please I'm parting
with old friends here.

40, 50, 60, 70, 80, 90,
95, have you got $2?

Don't stand there, $2 quickly.

There you are $97, all right?

- What about the waiter?
- Waiter, why? What did he eat?

Well how do we stand, Ernie?

Well let's see, we
lost $375 on the bus,

$40 on advertising,
$12 on the Indian village,

$97 for the dinner
and $180 in fines.

Wow, what a beating.

Well, it's all deductable.

Deductible? From what?

From next year's salary.

I got the slogan we
should have used,

"Take the bus and leave
the bankruptcy to us."

And we never even
got to San Francisco.

Ah, we'll get to San
Francisco someday.

Oh sure, when our hitch
is up we'll enlist in the navy.

- Bilko!
- Sir?

At ease, Bilko I have a
request to make of you.

Sgt. Covington of
Company B has been taken ill

and I'd like you to
take over his platoon.

We don't know how
long he'll be gone.

He picked up some strange bug

that affected his
throat, laryngitis.

We had to send
him to the hospital

in San Francisco for diagnosis.

I hope you don't mind
this extra duty Bilko.

Oh, not all Sir.

Bilko, what's the
matter with your voice?

My voice? I don't know.

Barbella, how long
has he been this way?

- Oh, two or three days, Sir.
- You too, Barbella?

- Henshaw, call the medic.
- Yes Sir, right away Sir.

All three of you?

I guess we'll need
a big ambulance

for all of us to go to
San Francisco, Sir.

Yes, I'll order one right away.

Yippee, we're goin' to
San Francisco after all.

Yeah, but you can talk
up now Sarge, he's gone.

Yeah. I'm not kidding.

- Sarge?
- Sarge?

My throat, I'm a sick
man. Get an ambulance!

Announcer: Also seen
in tonight's cast were:

Ethel Renee as Mrs. Brewster

Joseph Lieberman as Mr. Finley.

Marcel Hillaire as
the Head Waiter.

George Kluge as the
Restaurant Owner.

Kevin Coughlin
as the Little Boy.

Whitfield Connor as the Father.

Anne Russell as the Mother.

Nick Saunders as Captain Barker

Eda Heinemann and Susan
Steel as the Old Maids.