The Phil Silvers Show (1955–1959): Season 2, Episode 32 - The Big Scandal - full transcript

It is so peaceful in
the chicken house,

and you are a rooster,
the king of the barnyard.

Cock a doodle do!

My! There's a pretty
looking little hen!

Cock a doodle do!

Watch out, here comes
the farmer with an axe.

Thank you! Thank you!

That is an example
of complete hypnotism.

All right, Sgt. Ritzik, wake up!

Who deals?

Ok, Sgt. Ritzik,
roost right over there.



Give him a hand, fellows.

That my friends, is
the show for tonight.

Thank you very much, Professor.

On behalf of everybody
I would like to...

Sergeant, why don't you
let me try and hypnotize you?

Me? I'm afraid it wouldn't work.

I wouldn't want to embarrass
you in front of all these people.

Oh, I see, you mean your mind

is too strong and
sharp to be influenced.

Well, I wouldn't put it so
bluntly, but since you said it.

- Oh, come on, Sarge.
- Get out of here.

The Sergeant is
absolutely right.

But Sergeant, let's
demonstrate to them

how a man with your strength
of mind cannot be hypnotized,



do you mind, Sergeant...
- Sgt. Bilko, MSgt. Bilko.

Master Sergeant.
How interesting?

I always wondered how
Master Sergeants spend the day.

What did you do today?

Oh, it was a typical day.
I was up at 6:00 o'clock.

Put my men through their
drill and the rest of the day

worked like a dog on
the Colonel's staff car.

Good heavens!

After a day like that,
you must be tired, tired.

I am a little tired, yes.

Very tired, very, very tired.

Very tired... tired.

Sgt. Bilko, open your
eyes. Yes, master.

Sgt. Bilko, tell us, what
time did you get up today?

Noon.

And then where did you go?

To the motor pool.

Are you sure you
went to the motor pool?

I had to.

We had a crap game scheduled.

What! You were in the motor
pool all afternoon shooting crap?

- Please, Colonel, he's hypnotized.
- Never mind.

Bilko, you mean you didn't
even work on my staff car?

- It's a total wreck.
- A wreck?

I drove it in the stock car
races in town last Saturday.

- Bilko!
- Please, Sir,

he's in a hypnotic state.

Just a few more questions,

we may find out what
happened at Pearl Harbor.

Please, I'm sorry,
wake up Sgt. Bilko.

Where was I?

Oh yeah, after the motor pool,
I put my men through that drill.

Quiet! So you woke up at noon,

ran a crap game and wrecked
my car in a stock car race?

- Me, Sir?
- Yes, you.

So consider yourself
confined to quarters

until my car is fixed
at your expense.

At my expense? Sir, if
you're gonna take the word

of some dirty little spy, all
right, who's the wise guy?

Stand up, you dirty sneak.
I'll get my hands on you.

Well, you'll get a
good grip on yourself.

Myself?

Yes, you told us
yourself while hypnotized.

Me, hypnotized? Sir, I'm
afraid that's impossible.

Tell the Colonel,
Professor, that I...

Yes?

That I'm one of the
sharpest guys in...

- In what?

In the barnyard,
cock a doodle do!

The eye is the
window of the brain.

Let the power of suggestion
pierce through the window

into the brain of the subject
until domination is complete.

Look into my eyes, deep.

Do not be afraid.
I'm your friend.

Deep... you're getting
drowsy, drowsy.

Sleepy, you want to sleep.

Sleep, sleep, sleep.

Hey, Sarge. Hey, Sarge.

Sarge, wake up. Sarge?

- What is it? What?
- You fell asleep.

I did? It works.

It works, I tell you! It works!

- What works?
- I can do it.

With my eyes, I can bend
people to my will, I tell you.

I've got it! I've got it!

Well, what are you
gonna do with it?

Hypnotism cost me
a bundle of money

when I had to fix
the Colonel's car.

Hypnotism will get
me that money back.

Sarge, Sarge, are you sure?

Don't look at my eyes,
you want to be destroyed?

Look, not a word of this until
the bets are down. Take the book.

Come on.

Oh, if you make
this shot, we win.

I know it, Rupert. I know it.

Don't be nervous.

Francis... you missed.

- Oh.
- What is this?

Sleeping on tables?
You know better than that.

Up! Up! Sleep in your barracks.

Hey, look who's here, the great
mind who couldn't be hypnotized.

All right, knock it
off will you, fellows?

You met your match when
you met that Professor Horatio.

That phony?

I know nothing about hypnotizing,
but even I can hypnotize you.

- It's a bet.
- $10, you can't.

Oh, wait a minute, I
make a little statement

don't jump down my
throat just because I said it...

- Oh, so you're gonna weasel?
- Look, he's weaseling.

- I weasel for no man.
- Get your money.

Here's 10, 20, 40, how much?

- Covered.
- Ok, go ahead.

It's a bet. Get ready, Rupert.

Rupert, now be strong.

Don't worry, the
Rock of Gibraltar.

Bilko, he's ready.

All right, Rupert, get ready.

- Now, look deep.
- Cock a doodle do!

- Give me the money.
- Wait a minute, it's not fair.

He's still under the
Professor's influence.

You heard him,
give me the money.

- Come on.
- Sgt. Bilko, Sgt. Bilko!

What is it?

The Colonel's wife is
coming here looking for you.

Hide the money. Hide the money.

Sgt. Bilko? Oh, Sgt. Bilko.

Well, the U.S.O. has
done it again, gentlemen.

- They sent us Betty Grable.
- Oh really, stop.

Is Harry James with you?

He plays like an angel
on that trumpet of his.

Now, stop it, Sgt. Bilko.

Would you please
send some of your men

to take my trunk to the
station this afternoon?

I knew it! She's
leaving for Hollywood.

They're bringing back
the Wamper's baby.

Oh, stop it, Sgt. Bilko.

Oh, I'll be delighted to
pick up your trunk, Mrs. Hall.

- Oh thank you so much.
- Anything for you.

Give our love to the Colonel.
He's doing a grand job.

The man has solidly...
Give me that money.

Oh no, it's not fair.
Now look, Rupert, you...

Cock a doodle doo!
You hear, boys?

Make him say something else.

All right, it's a
lead pipe cinch.

All right, Rupert, look deep.

Remember... I am
your master, deep.

Look, you belong to me mentally.

You do what I say.

Deep, deep.

Let us know your hidden desires.

There was a beautiful
lady in here a moment ago.

You are in love
with her. That's it.

You are in love with the
Colonel's wife, hopelessly,

desperately, passionately in
love with the Colonel's wife.

Say it, Rupert. I
am in love with...

Rupert.

- Say it, go on - With
the money we just won!

Come on, Ernie, you
blew it, it's our money.

All right, let's
get out of here.

Come on, Rupert,
let's go to P.X.

I am in love with the Colonel's
wife, hopelessly, desperately,

passionately in love
with the Colonel's wife.

Now, Nell, don't
lose these tickets.

You leave on the
9:35 train tonight.

You'll be in Toledo with Barbara

and our grandchildren
tomorrow afternoon.

Oh, I hope I'm not too late.

Well, the kids have
only got chicken pox.

There's Sgt. Bilko.

He's coming to help
me with the trunk.

Good, I better get dressed.

Come in.

Imagine me mistaking you
for Betty Grable, Miss Monroe.

Stop it, Sgt. Bilko.

Would you bring my trunk
up from the basement?

Gladly, basement, on
the double, trunk up.

And now I want you to wait,

but I want you to taste
some cookies I just baked.

Oh, thank you, but we
never eat between meals

that Mess Sgt.
Ritzik prepares for us.

You see, it breaks the
routine of our upset stomachs.

Where do you want
the trunk, Mrs. Hall?

Oh there, thank you very much.

- I'll get you some cookies.
- Jeez, she's a nice dame.

Yeah, how she ever
stayed with a sourpuss

like the Colonel
all these years...

- I'd better get that.
- Is that you Nell, my darling?

I just want to tell
you I'm desperately,

passionately in love with you.

How long must we
keep our love a secret?

I count the hours until I
can hold you in my arms.

- Oh no.
- What's the matter, Sarge?

Nothing much... just that
Colonel's wife has got another man.

- Oh, no!
- Are you sure?

Of course I'm sure.

I know the voice of a
gigolo when I hear one,

suave, insinuating
like I almost see

the sideburns and
the greasy hair.

- I can't believe it.
- But you can believe it.

Right here in front of us,
a home is being broken up.

Shh! It's the Colonel.

Oh the poor...

Nell, where is my...
Oh, it's you, Bilko.

Yes, Sir.

Oh, still pouting over
having to pay out that money

for wrecking my car, huh?

Well, let me tell you,
when somebody wrecks

something that's mine...
- Wrecks something that's his...

- Is something wrong?
- Something wrong?

Sir, I speak for all the
men when I say this,

we're all behind you
in your hour of need.

My hour of need?

Bilko, did you hear
something from the Pentagon?

No, Sir, how would I know?

I don't know. You always do.

- I'm the last to know.
- The husband's the last to know.

Here are your cookies,
boys. I baked them myself.

Are your hands still
greasy from his hair?

- What?
- Bilko, stop gibbering!

- Nell, where is my jacket?
- It's in your closet, dear.

Oh, thank you, darling.

I don't know how I'd
get along without you.

That husband of mine.
Things could disappear

right under his nose
and he wouldn't notice.

- Under his nose.
- I'll get your milk.

Oh, the brazenness of it.

We've got to find
out who this snake is.

See who that is.

Now look, we'll check with
the telephone exchange.

We'll find where the phantom
lover has been operating from,

and if I can get my
hands, that's why I love,

those oily sneaky
guys, I like to...

Who was it?

There was nobody there,
just this rose and a note.

Note?

"My darling Nell, roses
are red, violets are blue,

I'm in love with a girl
and her name is you."

The phantom lover
has struck again!

He couldn't have gotten too far.

- Anybody there?
- No, just Doberman.

Doberman! On the double, here.

What is it, Sarge?

Did you see a guy
sneaking around here?

- What did he look like?
- Greasy hair, long sideburns.

- No, Sarge.
- Well, keep your eyes open.

Yes, master.

We've got to find
him before it's too late.

He couldn't have gotten too far.

Come on!

Boys, here's your
milk. Sgt. Bilko?

I'll be back, oh Nell, I
almost forgot, Major Spengler

our medical officer
will drop by here

before you leave for the
train to give you a vaccination,

ah, against chickenpox.
Now you'd better get packed.

Really, John, you sound
like you want to get rid of me.

Oh, come now, Nell.

Now, you know I'm taking quite a
chance leaving a handsome man

like you alone here on the post

with all those
good looking girls.

Oh now, Nell, really I'm
just a broken down old...

I just can't believe
the Colonel's wife

has fallen for another guy.

That Colonel's got all the luck.

It couldn't have
happened to my wife.

Quiet!

I'd even give my
car and a tank of gas.

Will you shut up?

Now look, I'm not gonna stand by

and let a swell guy like the
Colonel have his life destroyed.

What can we do?

We can trace that phantom lover

and deal with him
in our own ways.

But, Sarge, it's 4:00 o'clock,

we've gotta take the Colonel's
wife trunk to the station.

I almost forgot.

Wait a minute, why should
she suddenly be leaving, huh?

It all fits.

Oh, no, you mean she's
running off with this guy?

What else?

We gotta get over to that house

and be ready to nab
him the minute he calls.

Would you recognize him?

I'd recognize that
voice anywhere.

That cheap, sexy,
slimy baritone.

Sarge, can I talk to you?

Who... Oh, it's Doberman.
Look, not now, Doberman.

- Come on.
- Sarge.

- What?
- I have a decision to make.

Well, you're over 21,
make your own decisions.

We're busy.

- Oh, there you are, Bilko.
- Yes, Sir.

Well, there's my wife's trunk.
Get it down to the station.

Oh, Sir, talk to her.

Tell her her place is here
with you, you who love her, Sir.

Oh, Bilko, I can't be selfish.

There are others
that love her too.

- Others?
- There's enough for all of us.

Oh, Sir, please, don't let
a few Noel Coward plays

and those modern books on
marriage, turn your head, Sir.

- Oh, really, Bilko.
- Oh please, Sir, talk to her.

Convince her that where she's
going, there can only be danger.

Nonsense, she's
going to be vaccinated.

- Vaccinated?
- Of course.

And now lock the trunk
and get it down to the station.

Yes, Sir.

He's blind! He's blind!

Oh, is the trunk still here?

Mrs. Hall, I plead with
you. It's not too late.

Please, don't let a
pair of greasy sideburns

wreck your entire life.

Sgt. Bilko, I don't know
what you are talking about.

- Oh, yes...
- Oh, I'll be late

for my Beauty
Parlor appointment.

But please, you must
understand, we have your interest...

Hey, Bilko... Oh, excuse
me, I want to see Sgt. Bilko.

- Well?
- Well?

Well, we combed the post
and there's not a stranger on it.

There must be.

Look, if he's leaving
with her tonight,

he must be lurking
around here someplace.

We've just...
- What?
- What?

- Talk to him.
- You talk to him.

Oh yes, I tell you the
morning drills are getting very...

all right Mac, out of there.

Don't think that... I
saw the trunk move.

All right, come on, get
it down to the station.

There must be something we
can do to stop this, something!

- Oh, come on, Ernie, let's go.
- No! No!

He's around here
someplace and we'll nab him.

I swear to you, we will.

All right, wise guy,
we know who you are.

No filthy rat is gonna break
up a home of a friend of mine.

Don't give me that slimy...
Yes, yes Gen. Hanson.

No, Sir. The
Colonel isn't here, Sir.

The language I used, well Sir,

I thought it was the
Finance Company.

No, I don't always
talk that way, Sir.

I'm new here. Who am I?

I'm Lt. Anderson, Sir,
just been transferred.

Thank you very much,
Sir. Well, I give up.

- Come on, let's get out of here.
- Ernie, we did our best.

- Grab it!
- You grab it!

Is that you Nell, my
darling, my heart?

It's the phantom.

Pretend you're
the Colonel's wife.

Yes, it's me my love.
I am already packed.

I'm ready to take
you away with me.

Just a minute, dear.

He's already packed and
ready to take her away.

Good, get him to come
right over here, right away.

Come right over, dear.

Tell him your
husband is out of town.

My husband is out of town.

Tell him the coast is clear.

The coast is clear.

Yes, fly my lover, fly!

- What did he say?
- He's coming.

- What did he say?
- He's coming right over.

Good, then the minute he
gets here, we'll nab him good...

So soon, he must have called

from the phone
booth across the road.

Hide! Scatter! Scatter!

Hide! Hide!

Come in.

Hello? Hello? I'm here.

Well, are you... Major
Spengler, our Medical Officer?

Oh, hi Bilko, what
are you doing here?

A little surprised to
see me here, aren't you?

No, as a matter of fact, I came
over to see the Colonel's wife.

- Indeed you did.
- She's leaving tonight you know.

Yes, we know.

I just came over to give
her a couple of shots.

Figured she couldn't go
through with it sober, eh?

Sober? What are you
talking about, Bilko?

You know what I'm
talking about, Major.

Bilko, you're
speaking to an officer.

Now, let's put our
cards on the table, Major,

we know your secret.

- You found out?
- Yes, we certainly did.

I was a fool, I
should have known

I couldn't keep it a secret.

I first met her when I
was in medical school.

She was young and
beautiful and I was lonely.

Any man would have
done what I did, Bilko.

She was the flame
and I was the moth.

- I'll never forget that first...
- Hold it, hold it a minute.

- Hello.
- Hello Nell, my darling.

I'm sorry I'm late. I had
to get the bus tickets.

Ok, phantom. Go ahead.

It was one of those nights
that happens once in a lifetime,

we were at her apartment.

I had bought a
bottle of champagne.

There was a song
playing on the radio.

I'll never forget it.

I dream of Genie with
the light brown hair.

- Her name was Stella.
- Stella?

Oh look, Major, there's
been some mistake.

Yes there was a mistake
listening to my parents.

- Now please, look...
- They said don't marry a waitress.

- I appeal to you...
- There he is.

Is it wrong for the young
and foolish and in love with...

Major, shh! Please,
Major, Major, please.

Come in, dear.

- Is anybody home?
- Yes, there's somebody home.

- Sarge?
- Doberman, look,

didn't I tell you I was busy?

- Now, not now, out!
- Sarge.

She worked at this little
restaurant, the Busy Bee Diner.

Look, Major, there's
been some mistake...

It was a small
place, nothing fancy.

What does he want from me...

- I'll never forget the 1st order.
- Col. Hall.

Have my staff car here
at 8:00 o'clock, Bilko.

Gladly, Sir.

Now, I want to take
my wife to the station.

The station? That's
where I used to meet Stella.

Stella? Who is Stella?

I'll begin at the beginning.
Her name was Stella,

she was a waitress.

I was the moth and she was
the flame, and I circled around her

endlessly, moving
towards my destruction.

The destruction that
comes to a man who loves

not wisely, but too well.

- We're up against a shrewd operator.
- Sarge?

- Not now, Doberman, we're busy.
- Sarge, I've got a problem.

But we've got a
bigger problem here.

Shut up. That snake.

Listen, Sarge, maybe this
guy's really in love with her.

Oh no, when a guy is
really desperately in love

and he runs into opposition,
he don't horse around.

He waits till its
dark, gets a ladder,

puts it up against the window,

throws some pebbles up
against the window and they elope.

- Jeez, it's getting dark.
- All right, what's your problem?

Sarge, I know what to
do with my problem now.

- All right, go ahead, do it.
- Yes, master.

I wish he'd stop calling
me, "Yes, master."

It's true he's my slave,

but it doesn't sound
nice in front of people.

Sarge, the train
leaves in 2 hours.

And maybe we can
nab him at the station.

- All right, let's go.
- Maybe we can talk her outta.

Wait a minute, hold it!

- We're going at this all wrong.
- What do you mean?

Here's what I mean, when
a woman her age starts

running around with a gigolo,
it could mean only one thing.

The Colonel has
lost his hold on her.

He has?

25 years, the same face,
the same conversations.

She probably thinks the
old boy has run his last race.

She probably thinks
he's lost his sex appeal.

It's the old story.

We've got to convince her
that he's still in there, pitching.

- What do you mean, Sarge?
- Here's what I mean.

We've got to show her
there's still a sparkle in his eye.

We've got to make her afraid

to leave him alone
for even a minute.

You mean, while the cat's away

the mouse will play?
- Uh huh!

Now I've got to find a mouse

for him to play with.
- Who?

I happen to know a mouse

who owes me a favor.
- Who?

- Stacked Suzie.
- Stacked Suzie.

That's a lot of mouse.

On Christmas, Stella
gave me a handkerchief.

I remember it well.

It had a blue border
and it was monogrammed

with a little paper label on
it, "Made in Czechoslovakia."

When we broke up she
asked for the handkerchief back

but I kept the
little paper label.

I have it right here,
if you'd care to see it.

No, not really, really.

No really, it would
be no trouble at all.

I have it right here. I'd
be glad to show it to you.

Oh, come in, please.

Oh, Bilko, I'm
glad you've arrived.

Sir, Cpl. Barbella has
your staff car on the back,

don't you think you better
check on it, Sir, to see...

Yes, good, good.

Her husband seemed quite reasonable
at first, a jolly sort of fellow...

Come on! Come on!
Get in here, Suzie.

Let me see.

Is this the best
consume you could get?

I told you something scanty.
Let's do it, come on, out! Out!

Now, look Suzie,
remember, you're just a maid.

But I don't know
nothing about housework.

What do you have to know?

The minute you wave a
cloth and Mrs. Hall sees you,

your career of a
maid is through.

- Come on!
- Wait!

What is it?

I don't know, it's so silly
me doing housework.

Was it silly when I got
your picture on all the papers

when I made you Miss 3
Day Pass? Was that silly?

Am I to be condemned
for being human?

Come on! Come on, quick!

Is one mad mistake in a man's
youth to condemn him forever?

Is there a millstone around
his neck so they always...

Oh, Major, thank
heavens you're still here.

- What is it?
- It's terrible.

An epidemic of
mumps all over the post.

My bag, good heavens!

Please, they're
dropping like wild flies.

Wait a minute, did
you say mumps?

- Yes Sir.
- Stella had the mumps.

She blew up like a balloon.

I don't believe I've ever
shown you her picture.

Sir, they're dropping
like flies out there.

Yes, yes, but where
will you be later?

- I'll be right here.
- Remind me to tell you about it.

Go, run Sir, remember
the Hippocratic oath.

Save humanity if you can...
- Thank you, Bilko.

Sir, I'd like to
explain the reason

for my strange
attitude all day, Sir.

When I found your wife
was going to leave you alone,

it rather upset me, Sir.
- Oh, so that was it.

Yes, Sir, and we know
how it is without a woman

around the house to
keep things tidy, Sir.

So, we took the
liberty of hiring a maid

to clean up after you, Sir.

- A maid?
- Yes, a cleaning woman.

Well, I don't like a
stranger in the house.

A stranger, Sir?

Why, in 15 minutes
you'll feel like

you've known her all your life.

- Well, are we almost ready to leave?
- No, there's plenty of time.

Nell, I'm gonna
feel lost without you.

Oh, don't you worry, Mrs.
Hall, we'll take good care of him.

And with the maid
to tidy up, your house

will stay as clean as a whistle.
- A maid?

Yes, Colonel, didn't
you tell Mrs. Hall?

Yes, there's a
cleaning woman here.

She's waiting in the
bedroom right now.

I'll, I'll feel strange with
someone around the house.

Well, I think it's
a very good idea.

Colonel, while
you have a minute,

why don't you make the
financial arrangements

with the maid in
the bedroom now.

Oh, all right.

I know no one can take
your place, Mrs. Hall,

but I'm sure Suzie will
do the best she can.

Oh, thank you, Sgt. Bilko.

Of course John
doesn't want me to go,

but anything that will
make him more comfortable.

Yes, I can...

- John?
- Oh, Nell, are you still here?

- You'll miss your train.
- Let's get down to the station.

- Oh, nonsense.
- Did you interview the new maid?

The new maid? Yes.

- Does she speak English?
- Who cares?

Nell, if you miss that
train, so help me...

Excuse me, Sir, don't
you think Mrs. Hall

should see the new maid?
- No!

Why not?

When you've seen one,
you've seen them all.

There are a million things she
has to know about the house.

- Oh, I'll go and fetch her.
- Oh no, Bilko!

Suzanne, Mrs. Hall
would like to see you.

Please be tolerant of her,
you see, she's rather a drudge

but it's the best we could
do at such short notice.

Oh, I know, we're
lucky to have...

Did you call?

Mrs. Hall, you'll
miss your train.

My train? I'm not going.

- Now, now Nell.
- You heard me,

I'm not leaving this house.

Nell, you promised!
Nell, you promised to go.

- Don't talk to me, you old goat.
- Nell, Bilko hired her.

Sure, blame it on poor Bilko.

I'm just a soldier, I
just take orders, Sir.

Quiet! Nell, be reasonable.

- Now, your train leaves...
- I am not going and that's final!

I'll never forget that
smile on your face

when you came
out of the bedroom.

He has a beautiful smile,
sort of like the Mona Lisa.

You shut up! Now
Nell, if you think that I...

What's that?

Pebbles on the window.

I'm coming Nell, darling.

Nell, darling? Who can that be?

Who can that be indeed?

Colonel, the masquerade is
over, I had hoped to spare you this.

- What are you talking about?
- What am I talking?

- Huh?
- A ladder!

Yes!

Sir, in a minute you
will see the scoundrel

who was running
off with your wife.

- Come, my darling, fly with me.
- Oh no, Doberman.

Dobe... looks like
he's in a trance.

Doberman! Doberman!
Snap out of it!

Where am I?

Aaaaah!

Oh no, I gotta get a doctor.

Am I to be blamed for
something that happened

when I was hot-blooded and
young with the whole world...

- Doctor! Doctor!
- What? What?

Come quickly! There's
been an accident.

An accident?

Don't go away.

Bilko, if you ever try
any hypnotism again...

Sir, I give you my word,

I didn't even know
Doberman was there, Sir.

Is a man to be condemned
for one moment of madness?

I tell you, I felt like a bubble...
- Major!

- Good morning, Colonel.
- How is Pvt. Doberman?

Oh, he'll be fine.

Fortunately, he fell on the
part of him that's most padded.

Oh, thank heavens.

Now I can leave for
Toledo with a clear mind.

Come, dear.

- Bilko.
- Excuse me, Sir.

- Oh Bilko.
- Sir, no offense meant,

but I'm not interested in anything
that happened 20 years ago.

I know, but it's happened again.

- Again?
- Yes, she's a housemaid.

Just last night
her name is Suzie.

Oh yes, yes, you were the
moth, she was the flame.

That's right.

How can a man be
condemned for one indiscretion?

It was the moonlight.

Oh, rag a moon, hang a
hair a man is an animal.

Announcer: Also seen
on tonight's show were:

Heywood Hale Broun
Jr. As Major Spangler.

Joe E. Ross as Sgt. Ritzik.

Jimmy Little as Sgt. Grover.

Hope Sansberry as Mrs. Hall.

Julie Newmar as Suzie.

And Lee Papell as the Hypnotist.