The Penguins of Madagascar (2008–2015): Season 2, Episode 9 - Kaboom and Kabust/The Helmet - full transcript
Kaboom and Kabust: After Julien interrupts the penguins' mission to destroy classified files with an undisclosed problem, Skipper dispatches Rico to take care of the matter. At the lemur ...
All clear for operation
"Bury the Past."
At morning slight I want these old missions files six feet under.
"Kaboom"?
Are you insane, man?
Explosive would scattered these
shredded files randomly
We need precision scattering.
There you are penguins are hiding!
I have a big problem.
I tried to make Maurice wake up
to fix it
but that guy sleeps like a ...
Oh, I am teddy bear, look at me hibernating.
Thinking your problemo elsewhere ringtails.
We're on a very tight...
Oh, you have puzzles? Gimme, gimme, gimme...
- Hey!
- It's classified!
No, it's okay. I am like a
puzzle picture champion.
See? This one makes a penguin!
But why he is shaking hand with the sasquatch ...
and the King of Sweden?
He knows too much!
Operation compromised.
Rico, take care of the ringtail.
I meant, take care the
cry baby's problem.
Looks like these files need
extra shredding, boys.
Back to HQ. We go again in 24 hours.
Ok, right there, you see that?
Who could have a royal sleep with that thing ...
shooting its light into my
eyeballs all night?
Nobody, right? So make it go away already.
"Kaboom"?
What?! Of course not, you crazy!
That sign is would too huge,
one Kaboomy stick won't be nearly enough.
5, 4, 3, 2, 1
Kaboom!
What in the name of Sherman Girdle?
This was the most awesomest thing
I've ever seen, and that wasn't me.
Rico!
Who authorized that billboard detonation, huh?
Who authorized anybody to care?
The shiny face sign is gone, and there was exploding! Ha ha
Five high the awesome, baby.
You did tell him to take care
of King Julien's problem.
You know, I can think of many other things
that also could use a good Kabooming.
If you what that mean.
Wow, ringtail there's a reason
we don't let Rico go wild the Kaboom.
He needs a guiding hand to pull him
back before things go to far...
Kaboom, kaboom, kaboom.
... that would be the end of the life
as we know it. Comprende?
Kaboom, Kaboom.
Hehe, I mean, of course!
It is unwise that we two should
kaboom together, ever again!
Why you're winking?
Because I am allergic to...
Shut up! OK?
Kaboom, Kaboom.
Kablamo!
Tada!
This was the best...
one and a half days of my life!
Kabo-bo-bo-Boom!
So ... tonight
we should totally boost out my kingly habitat
like a exploding home make over.
Oh, wait. I can not.
What? You've got penguiny things to do?
Come on, Rico! Who's gonna give you the fun as I, huh?
Them? Or me?
Well, boys, mission accomplished.
Requesting permission to...
Permission granted.
I think we could all use a little ...
But what happens?
Again!
Again!
You are my minister of awesome!
Rico, explain yourself, soldier!
Oh! Check it out!
Remember my old and boring and lame throne?
Now, thanks to the crazy penguin
with sick skills
It explodes like a rock and roll concert
every time you say the word:
Julien!
Your Majesty, what's going on?
Why no body ever tell that
a penguin could be so cool?
Who wants a hug, huh? I've got extra.
I do! I do!
All right, Rico.
I'm sure it has been
an blast, but ...
What?
You leaving us for Julien?
Good!
What fresh madness is this?
Oh, it is the classic anti-authority
rebel euphoria.
Rico has been encouraged to go
as destructively insane as possible.
And it's loving it!
Look at that little ???!
Don't do this Rico. He pushes too far already.
Don't listen to them.
You just stick with your neighbor ...
King Julien.
Look at yourself man.
You're clinging to a single thread of insanity.
We could Julien ??? some potatoes.
For your own safety,
you've got to come with us.
I am sorry, I can't hear you.
Could Juli-en closer?
Not that!
Ok, you two want to dance with lady danger,
I guess there's nothing we can ... Hayah!
Come on!
Yes! Ejection traps for the lower classes!
Another success! Really.
Who wants to complete the royal home make over?
Alright!
Okay, I'm a king, right?
You are the king.
So does it would be unbig,
tiny little nest of my royal estate?
Can your crazy explosive skills ...
give me the super-big-kingdom
that I deserve?
I take your direct laughter as a yes.
Moving hard and fast men.
Rico is a danger to the
self and others.
We never leave a mad man behind.
Too late, you silly penguins!
Already, he is expanding my kingdom
With the most mayhemians
destructo machines ever!
Okay, why he is just standing there?
You maniac! You let him go too far!
You've build too much psychotic pressure!
Too much ... What?
Don't you see? Rico
is a destructo machine!
What is he doing?
You asked Rico to expand your kingdom.
Yes, and?
Well, it appears that he is doing it by
levelling everything in his path.
Ok, maybe I was a little fuzzy on details,
but, you know, I'm a big-picture guy.
Maurice!
Stop him! Stop it! Stop it!
By my calculations,
it's too late to stop him.
Our only hope is
to contained his current location
until he is burns off his appetite
for destruction.
And... by current location,
we are talking about my kingly habitat?
Precisely.
If we can hold him in there, this vortex of
regurgitated mayhem may destory the zoo!
What part of the zoo?
Because the elephant places is
kind of shabby already for us to mean.
Huh, okay, fine. Let us save the zoo.
Stand down, soldier.
You're not in your right mind!
Or ... maybe ... other mind.
He's heading for his bersreks peak!
Just hold your ground a little more ...
Nobody told me that would be hurting!
Forget it! Knock down the zoo already.
Keep him inside the bouncy.
Its rubbery spongie should make an ideal lunacy absorper.
He's gonna be just fine.
Wow.
My kingdom.
You did the right thing, Julien.
Eventually ... When there was no other choice ... umm
Good job.
Look how roomier it is now!
Finally, a habitat fit for a king!
Come Maurice.
Let us wallow in the luxurious nothing.
Horray for nothing!
But you look at that.
I think 48 hours of uncontrolled mayhem
have left somebody to .
Oh, he wants a piece to play ...
Come on big guy.
Let's get you home.
- There you are.
- Up you go.
It's good to have you back, amigo.
"Bury the Past."
At morning slight I want these old missions files six feet under.
"Kaboom"?
Are you insane, man?
Explosive would scattered these
shredded files randomly
We need precision scattering.
There you are penguins are hiding!
I have a big problem.
I tried to make Maurice wake up
to fix it
but that guy sleeps like a ...
Oh, I am teddy bear, look at me hibernating.
Thinking your problemo elsewhere ringtails.
We're on a very tight...
Oh, you have puzzles? Gimme, gimme, gimme...
- Hey!
- It's classified!
No, it's okay. I am like a
puzzle picture champion.
See? This one makes a penguin!
But why he is shaking hand with the sasquatch ...
and the King of Sweden?
He knows too much!
Operation compromised.
Rico, take care of the ringtail.
I meant, take care the
cry baby's problem.
Looks like these files need
extra shredding, boys.
Back to HQ. We go again in 24 hours.
Ok, right there, you see that?
Who could have a royal sleep with that thing ...
shooting its light into my
eyeballs all night?
Nobody, right? So make it go away already.
"Kaboom"?
What?! Of course not, you crazy!
That sign is would too huge,
one Kaboomy stick won't be nearly enough.
5, 4, 3, 2, 1
Kaboom!
What in the name of Sherman Girdle?
This was the most awesomest thing
I've ever seen, and that wasn't me.
Rico!
Who authorized that billboard detonation, huh?
Who authorized anybody to care?
The shiny face sign is gone, and there was exploding! Ha ha
Five high the awesome, baby.
You did tell him to take care
of King Julien's problem.
You know, I can think of many other things
that also could use a good Kabooming.
If you what that mean.
Wow, ringtail there's a reason
we don't let Rico go wild the Kaboom.
He needs a guiding hand to pull him
back before things go to far...
Kaboom, kaboom, kaboom.
... that would be the end of the life
as we know it. Comprende?
Kaboom, Kaboom.
Hehe, I mean, of course!
It is unwise that we two should
kaboom together, ever again!
Why you're winking?
Because I am allergic to...
Shut up! OK?
Kaboom, Kaboom.
Kablamo!
Tada!
This was the best...
one and a half days of my life!
Kabo-bo-bo-Boom!
So ... tonight
we should totally boost out my kingly habitat
like a exploding home make over.
Oh, wait. I can not.
What? You've got penguiny things to do?
Come on, Rico! Who's gonna give you the fun as I, huh?
Them? Or me?
Well, boys, mission accomplished.
Requesting permission to...
Permission granted.
I think we could all use a little ...
But what happens?
Again!
Again!
You are my minister of awesome!
Rico, explain yourself, soldier!
Oh! Check it out!
Remember my old and boring and lame throne?
Now, thanks to the crazy penguin
with sick skills
It explodes like a rock and roll concert
every time you say the word:
Julien!
Your Majesty, what's going on?
Why no body ever tell that
a penguin could be so cool?
Who wants a hug, huh? I've got extra.
I do! I do!
All right, Rico.
I'm sure it has been
an blast, but ...
What?
You leaving us for Julien?
Good!
What fresh madness is this?
Oh, it is the classic anti-authority
rebel euphoria.
Rico has been encouraged to go
as destructively insane as possible.
And it's loving it!
Look at that little ???!
Don't do this Rico. He pushes too far already.
Don't listen to them.
You just stick with your neighbor ...
King Julien.
Look at yourself man.
You're clinging to a single thread of insanity.
We could Julien ??? some potatoes.
For your own safety,
you've got to come with us.
I am sorry, I can't hear you.
Could Juli-en closer?
Not that!
Ok, you two want to dance with lady danger,
I guess there's nothing we can ... Hayah!
Come on!
Yes! Ejection traps for the lower classes!
Another success! Really.
Who wants to complete the royal home make over?
Alright!
Okay, I'm a king, right?
You are the king.
So does it would be unbig,
tiny little nest of my royal estate?
Can your crazy explosive skills ...
give me the super-big-kingdom
that I deserve?
I take your direct laughter as a yes.
Moving hard and fast men.
Rico is a danger to the
self and others.
We never leave a mad man behind.
Too late, you silly penguins!
Already, he is expanding my kingdom
With the most mayhemians
destructo machines ever!
Okay, why he is just standing there?
You maniac! You let him go too far!
You've build too much psychotic pressure!
Too much ... What?
Don't you see? Rico
is a destructo machine!
What is he doing?
You asked Rico to expand your kingdom.
Yes, and?
Well, it appears that he is doing it by
levelling everything in his path.
Ok, maybe I was a little fuzzy on details,
but, you know, I'm a big-picture guy.
Maurice!
Stop him! Stop it! Stop it!
By my calculations,
it's too late to stop him.
Our only hope is
to contained his current location
until he is burns off his appetite
for destruction.
And... by current location,
we are talking about my kingly habitat?
Precisely.
If we can hold him in there, this vortex of
regurgitated mayhem may destory the zoo!
What part of the zoo?
Because the elephant places is
kind of shabby already for us to mean.
Huh, okay, fine. Let us save the zoo.
Stand down, soldier.
You're not in your right mind!
Or ... maybe ... other mind.
He's heading for his bersreks peak!
Just hold your ground a little more ...
Nobody told me that would be hurting!
Forget it! Knock down the zoo already.
Keep him inside the bouncy.
Its rubbery spongie should make an ideal lunacy absorper.
He's gonna be just fine.
Wow.
My kingdom.
You did the right thing, Julien.
Eventually ... When there was no other choice ... umm
Good job.
Look how roomier it is now!
Finally, a habitat fit for a king!
Come Maurice.
Let us wallow in the luxurious nothing.
Horray for nothing!
But you look at that.
I think 48 hours of uncontrolled mayhem
have left somebody to .
Oh, he wants a piece to play ...
Come on big guy.
Let's get you home.
- There you are.
- Up you go.
It's good to have you back, amigo.