The Penguins of Madagascar (2008–2015): Season 1, Episode 3 - Happy King Julien Day! - full transcript
The daily adventures of penguins living in New York's Central Park Zoo.
The We Like To Move It Crew
presents:
All right.
So why are we here?
The question that has vexed
common man and philosopher alike.
That's not what you're going for.
Maurice said
he's got a very important announcement.
All right,
might I have everyone's attention?
Everyone, eyes and ears!
Hello?
Is anyone listening?
Quiet!
Thank you.
It is my honor
to introduce King Julien,
leader of lemurs,
lord of the ringtails,
et cetera, et cetera,
et cetera!
Thank you, Maurice,
for your hearty "et ceteras".
I'll cut to the chases.
In a few hours, we celebrate
the biggest holiday of the year.
Christmas in july!
Except...
Not christmas, and it's not july.
Look how playfully
they tease me, Maurice.
You know I am speaking
of King Julien day.
How could you not?
It's on every calendar.
What about this one?
There it is. See?
So shut up and start shopping.
So, what is King Julien day?
On King Julien day,
everybody loads up the gifts on the King
and pretty much
does whatever he says.
It's eight kinds of fun.
No lie.
I see.
Well, in that case, pass.
Listen!
You don't understand.
You want King Julien
to be happy on his holiday.
One time everyone forgot
about King Julien day, I tell you.
Which forgetter is next
for their whooping?
Come on!
I want you to hurt like I do!
I couldn't sit right for a week.
Trust me,
you do not want him to freak on you.
We'll take our chances.
Please!
King Julien day
is my favorite holiday
in the whole wide world!
I love it this much!
That's a whole lot of love
relative to body mass.
Do you remember
that kid's birthday party, last week?
Poor little chap's party
got rained out.
When the humans ran for cover,
Mort and I snatched this.
Do you know
what the people put in these things?
Candy! Lots of it.
The forbidden fruit-flavored food?
I crack it open on my belly
and dig out the creamy center.
That's right. This pi?ata
is full of sweet deliciousness.
What have we here?
Lots more where this came from.
And it'll all be yours
if you all just celebrate
King Julien day like you mean it.
Happy me day!
Maurice thinks he can bribe us
with his pi?ata promises.
Sadly for him, we're not for sale.
Right, men?
What all do you think is in there?
Butterscotch lollies and sourballs?
I'd say
we're looking at a 50-50 mixture
of gummy fish and candy buttons.
Buttons!
We may never know,
'cause today, we're performing
scheduled maintenance on the HQ.
Perhaps we could postpone?
Negative. You can't just reschedule
scheduled maintenance
that's been scheduled
Right on the schedule!
Skipper's right.
Candy is candy.
I mean duty is duty.
Buttons.
Shore leave granted for today, men.
Now get out of here.
Bunch of knuckleheads.
Where are my guests?
Come out, come out,
wherever you are.
It is time to celebrate me
and the many moods of me.
Today, festive me.
King Julien day!
King Julien day!
Hello.
We are here for the candy... party.
Yes, welcome,
my loyal royal subjects.
Happy King Julien day!
See,
the otter is in the holiday spirit.
Everyone now bask in the glory
that is King Julien.
Go ahead. Bask.
Bask harder!
Now just the fellows.
Ladies!
The ladies sound a little weak.
You know how that makes me, Maurice.
Now, let's get this party started!
Everybody, let's limbo!
Limbo contest.
Must have candy.
Now I will make you all feel inferior,
which is proper.
Did you see?
I am not only the King,
but I am the limbo King too.
King Julien wins the limbo contest.
Thank you.
Thank you for your boisterous
and loving cheers.
Hello, New-York!
Put your hands or other appendages
together now.
Next,
the traditional King Julien day
tossing of the fruit.
Tossing of the fruit?
Tossing it where exactly?
At you exactly.
At us?
- Did I hear someone say no?
- He didn't say no.
Chewy center.
I said "yo".
As in "yo, I am down with that".
I'll buy that.
Then let the fruit fight begin.
You love getting hit
with my unripe fruit.
I can tell from your screams.
Nothing more satisfying
than a job well done.
I just cleaned that!
What the?
Now where was I?
It's time for the bake-off.
You have one hour to bake the King
the best King Julien day cake ever.
Because what is a party
without a cake?
It's still a party, I suppose,
but it feels like something is missing.
Something cakey.
Anyone here know how to bake?
Why are they shaking when
they are supposed to be baking,
Well, that's not what
they're saying.
I think they are,
and I am about to freak on them.
Here it comes.
The freak-out!
I've always wanted to learn baking.
See, no need to freak.
The bake-off starts now.
Time!
Very nice.
Do I see bugs in there?
Lemurs love bugs, right?
Ordinarily.
But I am on a low tick diet.
- But... but... but.
- Pineapple upside down cake
glazed with brown booger.
My mistake.
Brown sugar.
Just in case, Next!
Death by chocolate.
The chocolate part sounds promising.
We didn't actually
have chocolate as such...
Buttons!
What did you have?
Mainly mud.
Nice presentation.
Bring it so that my belly may taste
it's yumminess.
I'll bring it.
There. Good as new.
I was so looking forward
to eating my delicious cake.
How can I look forward
to eating nothing?
Answer me!
They'll make new cakes.
- New bake-off on the double!
- Hold it, party boy.
One quiet day
of scheduled maintenance.
Is that too much to ask?
Is it?
You bombard me
with music and fruit and this.
Newsflash, lower mammal,
there's no such thing as King Julien day
Boy.
My cake is back!
It's my cake, everybody!
It came back.
Silly penguin.
Have some in your head, not on it.
I am the King
that this was
the best King Julien day ever.
I think so too.
- What a sicko.
- Tell me about it.
You saved my big old behind.
And you earned this crew
one big old pi?ata.
Candy! Candy!
Right.
Bang up job.
I can almost taste
that butterscotch lolly.
What do we have here?
A big paper horse?
How did you know that this
is the present I have always wanted?
I will name him...
Your Majesty,
that's actually a pi?ata.
A pin-what-a?
Why are you making up words,
Maurice?
Come, Bob.
Let me show you around.
But our... Our candy.
Silly King me.
I almost forgot the traditional
sharing of the sweets.
And wouldn't you know,
Bob has candy guts.
Dig in.
Enjoy Bob's guts candy.
presents:
All right.
So why are we here?
The question that has vexed
common man and philosopher alike.
That's not what you're going for.
Maurice said
he's got a very important announcement.
All right,
might I have everyone's attention?
Everyone, eyes and ears!
Hello?
Is anyone listening?
Quiet!
Thank you.
It is my honor
to introduce King Julien,
leader of lemurs,
lord of the ringtails,
et cetera, et cetera,
et cetera!
Thank you, Maurice,
for your hearty "et ceteras".
I'll cut to the chases.
In a few hours, we celebrate
the biggest holiday of the year.
Christmas in july!
Except...
Not christmas, and it's not july.
Look how playfully
they tease me, Maurice.
You know I am speaking
of King Julien day.
How could you not?
It's on every calendar.
What about this one?
There it is. See?
So shut up and start shopping.
So, what is King Julien day?
On King Julien day,
everybody loads up the gifts on the King
and pretty much
does whatever he says.
It's eight kinds of fun.
No lie.
I see.
Well, in that case, pass.
Listen!
You don't understand.
You want King Julien
to be happy on his holiday.
One time everyone forgot
about King Julien day, I tell you.
Which forgetter is next
for their whooping?
Come on!
I want you to hurt like I do!
I couldn't sit right for a week.
Trust me,
you do not want him to freak on you.
We'll take our chances.
Please!
King Julien day
is my favorite holiday
in the whole wide world!
I love it this much!
That's a whole lot of love
relative to body mass.
Do you remember
that kid's birthday party, last week?
Poor little chap's party
got rained out.
When the humans ran for cover,
Mort and I snatched this.
Do you know
what the people put in these things?
Candy! Lots of it.
The forbidden fruit-flavored food?
I crack it open on my belly
and dig out the creamy center.
That's right. This pi?ata
is full of sweet deliciousness.
What have we here?
Lots more where this came from.
And it'll all be yours
if you all just celebrate
King Julien day like you mean it.
Happy me day!
Maurice thinks he can bribe us
with his pi?ata promises.
Sadly for him, we're not for sale.
Right, men?
What all do you think is in there?
Butterscotch lollies and sourballs?
I'd say
we're looking at a 50-50 mixture
of gummy fish and candy buttons.
Buttons!
We may never know,
'cause today, we're performing
scheduled maintenance on the HQ.
Perhaps we could postpone?
Negative. You can't just reschedule
scheduled maintenance
that's been scheduled
Right on the schedule!
Skipper's right.
Candy is candy.
I mean duty is duty.
Buttons.
Shore leave granted for today, men.
Now get out of here.
Bunch of knuckleheads.
Where are my guests?
Come out, come out,
wherever you are.
It is time to celebrate me
and the many moods of me.
Today, festive me.
King Julien day!
King Julien day!
Hello.
We are here for the candy... party.
Yes, welcome,
my loyal royal subjects.
Happy King Julien day!
See,
the otter is in the holiday spirit.
Everyone now bask in the glory
that is King Julien.
Go ahead. Bask.
Bask harder!
Now just the fellows.
Ladies!
The ladies sound a little weak.
You know how that makes me, Maurice.
Now, let's get this party started!
Everybody, let's limbo!
Limbo contest.
Must have candy.
Now I will make you all feel inferior,
which is proper.
Did you see?
I am not only the King,
but I am the limbo King too.
King Julien wins the limbo contest.
Thank you.
Thank you for your boisterous
and loving cheers.
Hello, New-York!
Put your hands or other appendages
together now.
Next,
the traditional King Julien day
tossing of the fruit.
Tossing of the fruit?
Tossing it where exactly?
At you exactly.
At us?
- Did I hear someone say no?
- He didn't say no.
Chewy center.
I said "yo".
As in "yo, I am down with that".
I'll buy that.
Then let the fruit fight begin.
You love getting hit
with my unripe fruit.
I can tell from your screams.
Nothing more satisfying
than a job well done.
I just cleaned that!
What the?
Now where was I?
It's time for the bake-off.
You have one hour to bake the King
the best King Julien day cake ever.
Because what is a party
without a cake?
It's still a party, I suppose,
but it feels like something is missing.
Something cakey.
Anyone here know how to bake?
Why are they shaking when
they are supposed to be baking,
Well, that's not what
they're saying.
I think they are,
and I am about to freak on them.
Here it comes.
The freak-out!
I've always wanted to learn baking.
See, no need to freak.
The bake-off starts now.
Time!
Very nice.
Do I see bugs in there?
Lemurs love bugs, right?
Ordinarily.
But I am on a low tick diet.
- But... but... but.
- Pineapple upside down cake
glazed with brown booger.
My mistake.
Brown sugar.
Just in case, Next!
Death by chocolate.
The chocolate part sounds promising.
We didn't actually
have chocolate as such...
Buttons!
What did you have?
Mainly mud.
Nice presentation.
Bring it so that my belly may taste
it's yumminess.
I'll bring it.
There. Good as new.
I was so looking forward
to eating my delicious cake.
How can I look forward
to eating nothing?
Answer me!
They'll make new cakes.
- New bake-off on the double!
- Hold it, party boy.
One quiet day
of scheduled maintenance.
Is that too much to ask?
Is it?
You bombard me
with music and fruit and this.
Newsflash, lower mammal,
there's no such thing as King Julien day
Boy.
My cake is back!
It's my cake, everybody!
It came back.
Silly penguin.
Have some in your head, not on it.
I am the King
that this was
the best King Julien day ever.
I think so too.
- What a sicko.
- Tell me about it.
You saved my big old behind.
And you earned this crew
one big old pi?ata.
Candy! Candy!
Right.
Bang up job.
I can almost taste
that butterscotch lolly.
What do we have here?
A big paper horse?
How did you know that this
is the present I have always wanted?
I will name him...
Your Majesty,
that's actually a pi?ata.
A pin-what-a?
Why are you making up words,
Maurice?
Come, Bob.
Let me show you around.
But our... Our candy.
Silly King me.
I almost forgot the traditional
sharing of the sweets.
And wouldn't you know,
Bob has candy guts.
Dig in.
Enjoy Bob's guts candy.