The Original Ghostbusters (1986–1987): Season 1, Episode 65 - The Way You Are - full transcript

[theme music]
♪ Let's go, Ghostbusters
[grunting]
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[all] Let's go, Ghostbusters!
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[grunting]
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[howling]
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[grunting]
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[laughing]
[intense music]
[howling]
You'll never catch me, ghostbunglers. Ha ha ha. Never!
[panting] You know, she could be right.
Come on, Eddie, we'll get her.
[instrumental music]
I don't like the looks of this.
Dematerializer, Eddie, quick.
-Boo. -Double boo!
Yeaow!
[screaming]
Eddie, stop shaking the bridge.
[pulsating]
[zap]
[screaming]
[Apparitia] Ha ha ha. Have a nice swim.
Did you...
[laughing] Did-did you see?
[music continues]
What do you say, Trace? Let's take care of these bozos.
Okey-dokey.
[laughing]
[zap]
Oh, no!
Oh.
Fire!
[squish]
This Ghost Remover'll send those two back to Hauntquarters.
[swoosh]
[Fib-Face] We will be back, ghostbunglers.
[Jake] But not for a long, long time.
OK, guys, let's get outta here.
Only from now on, Eddie, let's be a little more careful.
-OK? -Yeah.
Uh, yeah, guys.
Sure, I'll be more careful. You'll see.
[ominous music]
[Prime Evil] Oh, you ran into problems?
I'm so sorry to hear that. [hisses]
Because that means I'm going to have to teach
you two worthless...
Huh?
[whoosh]
[Prime Evil] Count Freeze!
At your service.
At my service, Freeze?
Yeah, frostface, what are you doing here?
As I said, I'm here to offer my services.
To help Prime Evil to get rid of you know who...
...forever!
You? Get rid of the ghostbunglers?
-How? -Like this.
[zap]
No!
Get us out of here.
Please.
[indistinct]
Hmm, you can do that to the, eh, ghostbunglers?
If you wish it.
I wish it. Do it!
There is one little thing, Prime Evil.
Do you mind if I use Castle Blackstone to lay my trap?
Castle Blackstone?
Sure. Why not?
[zap]
Thank you, sire.
But, boss, Count Freeze only wanted the keys to Blackstone
so he can try to find the Wizard.
I know that, Brat-A-Rat.
The joke's on him. There is no Wizard.
[laughing]
No Wizard. Ha ha ha.
That's good, boss. That's good. He he.
Yes, but just in case
you're going to Castle Blackstone and spy on him.
[muttering] Me? Uh, eh, ah...
Boss, that guy leaves me cold.
[chuckling] Leaves him cold?
Oh, shut up.
[Jake] Eddie, maybe leaving you alone while we go to the movie
isn't such a good idea.
Hey, it's a great idea.
Besides, I've already seen the movie.
And it's terrific.
Well...
Don't worry, with me in charge of Ghost Command
while you're gone, everything's gonna be just fine.
Ow!
[laughing]
Hey, watch it, you.
[sniggering]
All right, but if anything big comes up
you come and get us, OK?
Yeah, Jake, sure.
Anything big comes up and I'll find you.
Now, go have a good time.
I don't about leaving Eddie alone at Ghost Command.
Jake, Eddie wants to prove to us
he can handle things on his own.
You have to give him a chance, Jake.
-It's important to him. -OK, I won't worry about it.
If anything comes up, I'm sure Eddie will do the right thing.
Ha, Eddie do the right thing? What a laugh!
[spluttering]
[razzing]
[upbeat music]
[snoring]
[ringing]
Can it, all right? Cut that out.
[ringing]
Oh, my gosh! Look at that.
Eh, uh, what? I don't see anything.
Ha ha, got you!
Hey, no fair. It's a trick.
Ghost Command, Eddie Spencer speaking.
[male 1 over phone] Oh, I'm so glad you're in, Mr. Spencer.
I've heard great things about you.
You have?
Indeed I have.
This is Count Freeze of Castle Blackstone.
And I have a bit of a ghost problem.
[Eddie] Ghost problem?
A big scary one?
Ha ha, no, no, no.
It's quite small. Not scary at all.
One little ghost, huh? Not scary.
I-I'll right there.
Why, thank you, Mr. Spencer.
[thunder rumbling]
Thank you, very, very much.
[Eddie] Hold the fort, Belfry. I'm going ghost busting.
[Belfry] All by yourself?
-Is that a good idea, Eddie? -Sure, why not?
It's just one little ghost.
Boy, have I gotta bad feeling about this one.
[ominous music]
Looks like something right out of Better Homes & Gargoyles.
[vroom]
Well, what do you know, nobody home.
Guess I'll just...
[creaks]
Hello?
Anybody home?
OK, Eddie, it's only one little not scary ghost, right?
[sighing] It's your chance to show Jake and Tracy
you're real Ghostbuster, right?
Right!
[intense music]
Hello, Mr. Count... Uh, what's your name?
It-it's me.
Eddie Spencer, Ghostbuster.
[whoosh]
[shuddering]
Talk about air conditioning.
[music continues]
It's just what I need to get warm.
[intense music]
[screaming]
[Count Freeze] One Ghostbuster down. Two to go.
[Belfry] Then Eddie left for this Castle Blackstone place
and, and, and I haven't seen or heard from him since.
I'm really worried, Jake.
I am too, Belfry.
I think we better go find Eddie, right now.
Yeah.
[knocking on door]
Looks creepy.
Too creepy. What do you think, Trace?
Transformation time?
Okey-dokey.
[theme music]
Let's go, Ghostbusters!
♪ Let's go, Ghostbusters Let's go ♪
♪ Let's go, let's go
♪ Let's go, Ghostbusters Let's go ♪
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Look, at that cap.
-It's Eddie's, all right. -Yup.
But where's Eddie?
[Count Freeze] Where's Eddie? I'll show you.
[screaming]
[zap]
[Jake and Jessica] What happened? Can't move.
Four down, none to go.
Four?
[Brat-A-Rat] Ha ha, well, what do you know?
You got rid of the Ghostbusters.
Prime Evil's gonna like this.
I doubt it...
...you measly little spy.
[zap]
Uh, eh? What's going on here?
[Brat-A-Rat] I don't get it. Why freeze me?
Why, my little spy?
Because while Prime Evil's waiting for you to report...
...he he ha, I'll have time tofind the wizard of Blackstone
for myself, ha ha ha.
[Prime Evil] Ah, too bad, Freeze.
Your time is up.
[zap]
[zapping]
[zap]
[boom]
Enough's enough.
[zapping]
You've won this round, Prime Evil...
...but I'll be back.
And I'll be waiting...
...Snowflake.
[Brat-A-Rat] Boss, uh, boss.
Get me outta here.
[zap]
Thanks, boss.
I needed that.
Well, well, my favorite ghostbunglers on ice.
Oh-oh, boss.
Look.
[Prime Evil] Eddie Spencer!
He's escaped.
I'll bet Jake's really mad at me.
I don't blame him.
I really messed everything up.
So, you made a mistake. Big deal.
Yeah, more than one mistake.
First...
You talked!
So what? So did you.
Uh, yeah, but you're a painting.
Ha ha, actually, I'm the wizard of Blackstone.
I live here.
[Prime Evil] Krrrr, Brat-A-Rat, you search for him
while I summon the others.
I want that ghost...buster recaptured tonight.
[Brat-A-Rat] Yes, sir, boss.
Ack!
Oh, Eddie.
Ed-d-die!
Come out, come out, wherever you are.
[intense music]
Yuck! Boy, that's one ugly wizard.
[zap]
[screaming]
There's something funny going on around here.
[Prime evil] Get down here, you worthless brains.
[screaming]
[laughing]
[Prime Evil] Turn this castle inside out if you have to...
...I want that Ghost...buster found.
[Eddie] I just wish I was somebody else.
Somebody as smart as Jake and stronger than Tracy.
Then my friends would like me.
You really think your friends don't like you
because you made a little, eenie-weenie-teenie mistake?
A little weenie-teenie mistake?
Because of me, they're icicles.
Listen, Eddie, everybody makes mistakes.
[chuckling] If you don't make mistakes, you'll never learn anything.
Then I should be the smartest guy on Earth.
Hmm. Tell you what, I'll use my power,
the power of Castle Blackstone to grant your wish.
My wish?
To be smarter than Jake and stronger than Tracy.
Stronger than Tracy? Smarter than Jake?
Wow, do it!
There is one catch, however.
It's a, it's a secret.
Now, you can't tell anyone your true identity.
No problem.
Goodbye, Eddie the Klutz. And hello, Spencer the Super.
[Prime Evil] Krrrr. Well, Jake, I hope you're not...
[laughing]
...hot under the collar
just because your bumbling little friend escaped.
Ha ha, very funny.
Don't worry, Jake. My ghosts will find him.
Very soon.
Go on, Eddie, give it a try.
OK, here goes.
Stand back creatures of darkness and night,
here comes the hero of Blackstone
to make all all right.
[whoosh]
Oh, my gosh, it's true.
I'm, I'm...
The hero of Blackstone.
What did you expect?
I'm a first-class wizard after all.
Now, go get 'em, Mr. Hero.
Let's see, that dungeon should be right around here somewhere.
I-I don't know who that guy is but...
This should stop him.
[thud]
[clang]
[bam]
Hmm, guess I better knock.
[bam, bang, bang]
[crash]
Oh, boy, this is great.
Oh, J-J-J-Jake, I'm so-so-so cold.
Hang on, Jessica, we'll find a way to get outta here.
I hope.
Hello, folks, I'll have you out in a jiffy.
[shattering]
Oh.
[shattering]
Thank you, whoever you are.
Yeah, who are you?
And where's Eddie? Is he all right?
Oh, well, uh, Eddie sent me.
Sorta, and...
[mechanical whirring]
The walls! They're moving.
[grunting]
[grunting]
Krrrr. Oh, put your back into it.
You're letting that silly gorilla
make a monkey out of you.
[muttering]
Brat-A-Rat, Long John, Mysteria, Haunter, lend a hand here.
Just a bit more, Tracy, we can get out that door.
[grunting]
[Prime Evil laughing]
[grunting]
Let me give you a hand, pal.
[both grunting]
[screaming]
[Brat-A-Rat sniggering]
[mumbling] Krrrrr.
-Good work, guys. -Yeah, good.
[Prime Evil] Too good.
I don't know who you are, but you're interfering with me.
But we all know who you are, Prime Evil.
And you better leave.
Take that.
[zap]
Yeaow!
Now, beat it, wormbrain.
[zapping]
[boom]
You'll pay for this.
So, send me a bill.
Krrrr.
I, uh, just remembered I have something I have to do.
Yeah, me too.
[thunder rumbling]
[Jake] What about Eddie? Where is he?
[Eddie] Well, uh...
-Oh, no! -Has something happened to him?
Well, uh, I'm not sure.
Oh, we have to find him.
If anything's happened to Eddie,
it's the end of the Ghostbusters.
[Tracy grunts in agreement]
[gulp]
Mr. Wizard, Mr. Wizard, sir.
Gee, I hate to bother you again, but, uh...
I wanna change back to myself.
Yeah, but, Eddie, if I change you back to your old self again,
it means no more super powers.
And no more Mr. Hero.
You'll stay the same old Eddie Spencer forever.
Are you sure that's what you want?
I think I have to, Mr. Wizard.
For my friends.
For your friends. Ha ha ha.
That's a very good reason, Eddie.
Eddie's gone.
Now that hero guy is missing.
Jake, look!
Eddie, you're all right.
You mean, you're not mad at me?
Mad at you? Eddie, what're you talking about?
Well, because of my mistake, Count Freeze had us all on ice.
Eddie, just because you made a mistake
doesn't mean we don't care about you anymore.
Hey, thanks.
[laughing]
Hi, folks.
Eddie asked if he could tell you something. Eddie?
I just wanted to tell you boysand girls what I learnt today.
I found out making a mistake isn't the end of the world.
You see, when you do something wrong,
your friends and family don't stop caring about you.
So the next time you make a mistake, just admit it.
And don't forget, it goes both ways.
When someone in your family or a friend makes mistake...
...hey, let them know you still care.
[theme music]
♪ Let's go, Ghostbusters Let's go ♪
♪ Let's go, let's go
♪ Let's go, Ghostbusters Let's go ♪
♪ Let's go, let's go
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