The Original Ghostbusters (1986–1987): Season 1, Episode 50 - The Girl Who Cried Vampire - full transcript

[theme song playing]

♪ Let's go, Ghostbusters

[grunting]

♪ Let's go, Ghostbusters
Let's go ♪

♪ Let's go, let's go

♪ Let's go, Ghostbusters
Let's go ♪

♪ Let's go, let's go

[all] Let's go, Ghostbusters!

♪ Let's go, Ghostbusters
Let's go ♪

♪ Let's go, let's go

♪ Let's go, Ghostbusters
Let's go ♪



[grunting]

♪ Let's go, Ghostbusters
Let's go ♪

[howling]

♪ Let's go, Ghostbusters
Let's go ♪

♪ Let's go, let's go

[grunting]

♪ Let's go, Ghostbusters
Let's go ♪

♪ Let's go, let's go

♪ Let's go, Ghostbusters
Let's go ♪

[laughing]

[eerie music playing]

[thunder crashing]

[wind howling]

[thunder crashing]



[Prime Evil screeches]Where are Victor and Vampra?

They should've been here
hours ago!

[thunder crashing]

[squeaking]

[wind howling]

Good evening, Prime Evil.You sent for us?

I sent for you this morning.
Where have you been?

Sorry, great one.

It's a long way
from Transylvania.

And we never go out
during the day.

Ah, yes. Well, then,
you'll love this job.

I'm sending you
into the future...

to the dark sideof the moon.

[playing a note]

Specifically, to Moonbase Alphain the Earth year 2186.

thisshig rrrerrk

They've created a new food
source called moonblooms

It can wipe out hunger.

There won't be any more

starving people in the world.

I don't like that.

So I want you to destroy
that food. All of it!

-Piece of cake.
-Not necessarily.

Those miserable...
Ghostbusters are there

putting in ghost alarms.

Don't worry, Prime Evil.

We'll take careof those ghost buffoons.

We'll squeeze them like this.

No, you fool!

Ah! Now I'm covered
in moonbloom gum!

Yuck! I can't get it off!

And it smells wonderful.

I hate it!

I think we better get goingbefore he gets loose.

I think you're right.

[instrumental music playing]

[whooshing]

[Jake] Well, that's the lastof the ghost alarms.

Good. Now get off of me.

You're giving me a hoodache.

[coin clanks]

[Kita] What's this?

My good luck coin.
My dad gave it to me.

I never let it
out of my sight.

[mayor] How's it coming?

Just about finished,
Mr. Mayor.

Your work with moonbloomsis too important

to be left unguarded,Mr. Mayor.

Speaking of work,
I'd better be getting back.

You enjoy yourselves.

Kita, you run along
and play now.

Don't bother our guests.

But, Daddy,there's nothing to do.

Kita, you must learn
not to depend on others

to keep you entertained.

Run along now, and try
to find something to do.

Whatever you say, Daddy.

Goodbye everyone!
It was nice to have met you.

Bye-bye!

[Jake] Ha, these moonloungers
are great!

I've never felt so relaxed.

[Eddie] Yeah, it's more
like a vacation than work.

-[alarm blaring]
-The alarm!

So much for the vacation.
We've got our ghost.

[all]
Let's go, Ghostbusters!

♪ Let's go, Ghostbusters

♪ Let's go, let's go

♪ Let's go, Ghostbusters

♪ Let's go, let's go

[theme music playing]

There it is!
Whatever it is.

Let's get it!

[grunts]

Those don't look
like ghosts to me.

Hmm, I wonder.

Eddie, you go around
to the right.

Tracy, the left.
I'm up the middle.

[pop]

[thud]

You've been had, guys.
Look.

[all] Kita?

[bleeping]

[Ghostbusters]
What is that?

It's a radio-controlled
balloon.

They use them like scarecrows.

You mean this issomeone's idea of a joke?

I'm afraid so.
A false alarm.

Kita, come here please.

You caused this false alarm?

[stutters] Yes.

Kita, don't you know
it's very wrong

to set false alarms?

Why did you do it, Kita?

Nothing ever happens
around here.

I was bored. I just
wanted to have some fun.

Listen, Kita, we're sorrythat you're bored

but settin' false alarmsis dangerous.

-And do you know why?
-No.

Well, for one thing,
it's the same
as telling a lie.

For another, someone could gethurt answering a false alarm.

-Yeah, like me.
-[zap]

What was that?

[whirrs, zap]

It's a robot security guard.
It thinks we're intruders.

We don't have permission
to be in the moonbloom field.

Can't we tell himwe're on his side?

Too late for that.

The robot is programmed
to stop us

unless we can stop him first.

Come on,
let's take off, guys.

Here comes another one.

Come on, Kita.
We're getting out of here.

Tracy, stop him before
he fires his rocket.

Okey-dokey.

Whoa, that was close!

We still
have a problem, guys.

Jake! Help!

[both screaming]

-Gotcha.
-[whoosh]

Hey, what do you know!A jet-powered ape!

-[Jake] Nice work, Tracy!
-[Futura] Great going.

Oh...

[gibbering]

I'm grounded for a month,
and I can't even
watch moonvision.

[sobbing]

I don't like to be so stern

but Kita must understand
how dangerous it is

to set false alarms.

When you're growin' up,
some lessons
are hard to learn.

And I thought
it was boring before.

Now I'm really bored!

[squeaking]

Wow!

[squeaking]

Whoa, those people,
they must be vampires!

But I better make sure.

We must try to fit inwith these strange people.

So, while we're here,we will be the Draculs.

We will destroythe moonblooms

and capture the Ghostbustersfor Prime Evil.

Now let's go meet the mayor.

I'll tell himwe're his new neighbors.

[gasps]
They arevampires.

And they're after
the moonblooms!

I've gotta warn everybody.

[mayor] So, you're our
new neighbors, eh?

Pleased to meet you,
Mr. Dracul.

[Kita] Everyone, listen!

Those people, the Draculs,

they're not what they seem.

They're vampires.

[laughing]

Vampires!Do we look like vampires?

[laughing]

[laughing]

Young lady, you're already
being punished for
those false alarms.

Now you disobey me,
leave the house,

and tell lies about
our new neighbors.

It's not a lie, Daddy.

Please believe me.

How can I believe you
after what you did?

Now, go home.

[intense music playing]

[beeping]

[bleep]

Thought you could
use a friend.

Oh, Eddie,
what am I going to do?

Nobody believes me.

That's what happens when you
do things like false alarms.

But are you
telling the truth now?

Yes! Yes, I am. I wish
someone would believe me.

-I believe ya.
-I believe you too.

Too bad you will neverget the chanceto convince anyone else.

Time for you two
to take a nap.

Inside, Eddie.
Quick!

[bleep]

Good. We're safe now.

I don't think so.
Look!

Eddie...I'm getting sleepy.

So...

[yawns] So am I.

[intense music playing]

[Victor]
They're both still out.

When I cast my spellon people...

they stay spelt!

Enjoy your dream, Spencer.

When you're awake,
you'll be in the middle
of a nightmare.

[Prime Evil laughing
diabolically]

Now the trick is
getting outta here.

We can't go that way
with Prime Evil out there.

A-ha!

That's our way out!

But how do we get up there?

There's nothing to climb on.

Watch this.

Ladies first.

[grunts]

This should be the control.

Come on, Eddie.

You can't escape, Spencer.

[zap]

[exclaims]

-Whoa, whoa, whoa!
-Whoa!

You two are going to a lot
of trouble for nothing.

[laughs]

Maybe this will
slow ya down.

Ah! I hate this stuff!

Go, Kita! Hurry!

Tell Jake everything!

But... but they won't believeme if you're not there.

Here. Show Jake this.
He'll understand.

Oh, I'm...
I'm sorry, Eddie.

If I hadn't made
that false alarm

you wouldn't
have to be doing this.

No time. Here he comes.
Go! Hurry!

[stutters] Stay back,
red robes.

Not a chance, Spencer.

-Oh, drat it!
-Ha! I gotcha!

I really hate moonblooms!

No... I'm... frozen.

Kita!
What are you doing here?

Haven't you learned?

Father, please.
Prime Evil is here.

Eddie is trying to
hold him back,
and the vampires are--

Now I don't know why
you're making up
these stories, but--

Jake, look!

Wait,
she's telling the truth.

Eddie would never
part with that
unless he was in trouble.

Let's go, Ghostbusters!

Eddie! He's frozen!

We have to warm him up.

Stand back, Jake.

I'll take care of this.

-You okay, buddy?
-I am now.

That was a chilling
experience. [chuckles]

[Victor]
That's nothing compared
to what will happen now.

Allow me to introduce myself.

I am Victor.

There's only oneof you and four of us.

[laughing]

Not quite. Get them, Vampra.

Uh-oh, she's going batty.

Duck!

No problem.

Oh, no!

[grunts]

Nice going, Trace.

You turned that bat
into a ball.

You still have meto deal with.

And you will find I have
the power of hundreds.

I think we're in trouble.

I've got an idea.
Come on, Daddy.

[Prime Evil screeches]Save your strength, Victor.

It's all over, ghost-blisters.

You're going to be spending

the rest of eternity
in my personal zoo.

[laughing diabolically]

What are these? Ghosts?
I didn't order any ghosts.

Jake, look.

Kita and the mayor are
controlling those balloons.

You're not the only onewith powers, Prime Evil.

The ghost-bunglers
must have powers
even I never dreamed of.

Do something
about this army, Victor.

You stoppedthe force field, Futura.

If I remember right,vampires hategarlic and onions.

-Wanna try it, Tracy?
-Okey-dokey.

Eh, gar-- Garlic!

[groans] I hate garlic!

And I hate much more, onions.

Ah! [screeches]

You idiot!

Must I do everything myself?

All right, goobies,

you have overstepped
your bounds.

[zapping]

[screeching]

What's this?
They were just balloons!

Uh-oh.

[whistling]

[groans] No!

[exclaiming] Whoa! Whoa!

[thud]

We have to do somethingbefore Prime Evil gets unstuck.

Quick, the space tube.

I've got this one.Eddie, get Victor Small Fry.

Tracy, Prime Juicehead.

Here's a little
going away juice,
Prime Weevil.

[Prime Evil]
You'll pay for this,
Ghost... busters!

Send us the bill!

[Jake]
And that, I think...

...takes care of that!

Thanks again for savingour moonblooms, Ghostbusters.

Just doing our job.

Oh. I almost forgot.

Your good luck medal, Eddie.

Thanks, Kita.

Here's something I've beenmeaning to give you.

[Kita] Wow!

It's to remind ya,
no more false alarms.

Never again.

I promise, Eddie.
Never again.

That's quite a reminder,
Eddie.

It's made me happier already.

[all laughing]

[whooshing]

Hi. In today's story,

Kita learned how dangerous
it is to tell lies.

Telling a wild story
just to make yourself
seem more important

may sound harmless...
but it can be very dangerous.

And if you get a reputation
for telling lies,

people will think
you're telling a lie

even when
you're telling the truth.

Worst of all,
people won't trust you.

So stick to the truth.

You'll be a lot happier,

and you'll even be
more important.

That's all for today.
See you next time.

[theme song playing]

♪ Let's go, Ghostbusters
Let's go ♪

♪ Let's go, let's go

♪ Let's go, Ghostbusters
Let's go ♪

♪ Let's go, let's go

[theme music playing]

♪ Let's go, Ghostbusters