The Original Ghostbusters (1986–1987): Season 1, Episode 45 - Scareplane - full transcript

[theme music]

♪ Let's go Ghostbusters

[grunting]

[music continues]

♪ Let's go Ghostbusters
Let's go ♪

♪ Let's go let's go

♪ Let's go Ghostbusters
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♪ Let's go let's go

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♪ Let's go Ghostbusters
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♪ Let's go, let's go



♪ Let's go Ghostbusters
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[howling]

♪ Let's go Ghostbusters
Let's go ♪

♪ Let's go let's go

[grunting]

♪ Let's go Ghostbusters
Let's go ♪

♪ Let's go let's go

♪ Let's go Ghostbusters
Let's go ♪

[sniggering]

[eerie music]

[instrumental music]

[robot 1] Darwin to Space Command, permission to test Mach Four.'

[male 1]
This is Space Command.
Permission granted.



But even if you guys are
robots, don't take chances.

You got it. Starwing out.
Let's just ease this baby.

[clanking]

Hey, what's going on?

[rumbling]

Quick, switch to manualcontrol.

[grunting]
It won't budge.

Try... the other.

It doesn't work either.

Something's changing
our direction.

I'm changing your direction, you fool.

-Who said that?
-Didn't you?

[laughter]

Doesn't anyone believe
in ghosts?

[hissing]

Ghosts! I do now.

-Let's get out of here.
-Let's go.

Well, Brat-A-Rat,
I did it.

This plane will give methe most powerful weaponI've ever had.

[both laughing]

[vroom]

[instrumental music]

[Eddie]
Your move, Tracy.

Look!

[Eddie]
It's Futura. Hey,
what are you doing here?

I came because of the call
from Galaxy Airlines.

Galaxy Airlines?
They haven't called.

They will.
Just about now.

[ringing]

Hi, Ghost Command. Huh, justa minute. It's for you, Jake.

President of the GalaxyAirlines is on a video hook-up.

How did you know Galaxy
would call us?

See all, know all.
He he, that's me.

Thank heavens, I found you.
We need help and fast.

-Have we met before?
-No. I'm Gerald Vincent.

President of Galaxy Airlines. You were highly recommended.

How nice? What's the trouble,Mr. Vincent?

We lost contact with
the Starwing test flight.

It's our new secret,
super plane.

This is a model of it.

It'll take passengers on trips to Mars, Venus and the Moon.

It's the fastest, most advanced spaceship in the world.

It can outrun anything
in the air.

If it got into the wrong hands

it could be turned
into a dangerous weapon.

The last word we received
from it was "Ghosts!"

Then we lost contact.

We've alerted the armed forces,

but we can't find
a trace of the plane.

Will you help us?

Yes, sir. We're on our way.

We've got a tough assignment.

Great! When do we leave, huh?

I'd like to take you, Belfry,but it's too dangerous.

You stay here.

Oh, you guys have all the fun.

[Jake]
We better start moving.

Ooh, you've gota new haircut, Jake.

-You look cute.
-Oh, gee, thanks, Futura.

-You comin' with us?
-Where you go, I go.

Well, work clothes, everyone.

[in unison]
Let's go, Ghostbusters!

♪ Let's go Ghostbusters
Let's go ♪

♪ Let's go let's go

♪ Let's go Ghostbusters
Let's go ♪

♪ Let's go let's go

[music continues]

♪ Let's go Ghostbusters
Let's go ♪

♪ Let's go let's go

[screaming]

Whoa!

Yeow!

♪ Let's go Ghostbusters
Let's go ♪

♪ Let's go let's go

[screaming]

[grunting]

-Whoa, whoa-o!
-Whoa!

Ow, sorry, guys, I forgot
I parked G.B. outside.

Come on.

[Futura]
This is where the ship was
when they lost contact.

Try a 45 degree
west turn, Tracy.

-We'll take a look there.
-Okey-dokey.

[intense music]

-There it is.
-Wow, it's gigantic.

Uh, gee, boss, this ship'slike a flying city.

It's got everything. [laughing]

[laughing]

It's going to be the greatestthing I've ever stolen.

Send for the robot guards.

If anybody tries
to come onboard

they'll be very sorry.

[screeching]

-What is it?-I just saw the ghostbonkers.

Oh, those snoopers again?

Well, let's give them
the special welcome.

Turn on the electromagnet.
[bwah-hah-hah]

[beaming]

-Hey, G.B., slow down.
-I can't.

Something's pullin' me in.

Throw the gears in reverse.

[Tracy grunting]

-Watch out!
-Oh, no, we're gonna crash!

And scratch my paint job?
No way.

[screech]

[Eddie]I shoulda had my seat belt on.

[crash]

[Prime Evil]
You should've stayed home,
ghostmeddlers.

Oh, Prime Evil.
So he's behind this.

You're right, Eddie and
when I finish with you

you'll really wish
you hadn't dropped by.

[all screaming]

[crash]

[screaming]

[Eddie]
My foot!

Hey, let me outta here.

That's funny, that sounded
just like Belfry.

It is Belfry,
and it's not funny.

I thought I told you to stay
back at the office.

I did, Jake.
For a couple of seconds.

[dramatic music]

[Jake] All right. Come out of there.

I'm Pilot GT7.This is my co-pilot, GT6.

You don't look like ghosts.

Don't worry. We're not ghosts,
we're Ghostbusters.

Thank goodness.

[grunting]

Somebody's coming?

Okay, but they'll have
to find us first.

[clang]

[stammering]Next time, don't marchtoo fast.

Well, open the door.

I gotta be surethe Ghostbunkersare in there.

[beep, beep, beep]

They're gone.
Nothing, but mail bags.

[growling]

Oh, Prime Evil's not
gonna like this.

Argh! Guards.

Guards!

[clang]

Get outta my way, robot.

[Eddie]
Are they gone?

Yes, but not far enough.

Brat-A-Rat will soon realize
he's been tricked.

Jake, we've got
to get outta here.

Wait a minute.

This is a test flight.

That means no crew.

And no crew means...no mail.

[grunting indistinctly]

So what was in those mail bags?

Ah-h! The Ghostbusters,
they tricked me.

[dramatic music]

[chuckling]
All clear in this room.

Oh, wow, look.

It's a library.

We have to be very carefulhere.

That tunnel isn't too strong.

Gee, let me look.

Oh-oh.

[rumbling]

Thought you were getting
away, huh? Ha ha ha.

Well, I wasn't fooled
for one minute.

Oh, that little creep.
He's locked us in.

The more I see him,
the less I like him.

[krrrr]

Now, how do I slow
this ship down?

Or turn it?

Argh.

Maybe it's these buttons.

They're all locked upin the library.

[boing]

Boss, we're gonna
hit that planet.

[krrrr] I know.

I know!

Quick, I can't
control the plane.

Bring the pilot.
And that trouble-maker Jake.

Right.

You and you.

That one and that one.

Come on, and on the double.

Great Scott! We're heading
straight toward Mercury.

We're going to crash
into that planet.

Turn the ship.

I don't know how,
but you do.

Pilot, get back
to flying this ship.

[robot 1] I think maybe it's too late.

[dramatic music]

Krrr. Hurry, turn this ship
around before we crash!

Argh!
What's taking you so long?

Mm. Don't ask me.

Ask the hotshotwho messed up these controls.

I wouldn't call Prime Evil
a hotshot.

Maybe a smokehead.

[grunting]

Try it again, Tracy.
Please.

Come on, everybody.
Let's pull together.

One, two, three.

[crash]

[Futura]
Tracy, you did it.

[instrumental music]

Hey, there's Jake.

He's with Prime Evil.
Turn up the volume.

Don't tempt me to zap you
to another galaxy.

I hope you're better at zappingthan you're at flying thisship.

Oops! Run. Jake, run.

[zap]

[krrrr]
He won't get far.

Where can he go?
Ha ha ha.

As for you...

[zap zap]

You are under my spell.

You're wasting your time.

I'm a robot.

[krrrr] You'll obey
my command, robot.

Yes, Your Badness.

-That's better.
-Where are we going?

To Hauntquarters,
your new home.

They're gone!

-Boss, the others escaped.
-Send for Fangster.

He'll be able to take care
of them if you can't.

[dramatic music]

[Eddie]
Psst. Hey, Jake.

Here.

Thank goodness,
you got away.

Stay where you are.

We saw you escape
from Prime Evil.

Ah, you were terrific.

So brave.
So fearless.

And so cute.

[mwah]

Dee, thanks, Fugura...I-I mean, gee, thanks, Futura.

[robot 2]
Quick, over here.

We have a new passenger.

It isn't human.

[howling]

[all in unison]
Fangster!

I found them.
They're in the video room.

[krrrr] Bring those
Ghostbunners to me.

I have a score to settle.

[howling]

-They know where we are.
-We better split up.

Where's Tracy?

He is trying to fix
the Dematerializer.

What a time for it
to breakdown. Come on.

Come on, Tracy,fix that later.

Fangster's here.
And he knows where we are.

[gasping]

[slurp slurp]

[grunting]

[dramatic music]

He's real close, Tracy.
I can tell by my nose.

[music continues]

[laughs]

[growling]

Hi, we were, uh, just
talking about you guys.

[growling]

Well, so much for conversation.

Run, Tracy!

[dramatic music]

Ah!

Get up, Eddie,
they'll catch us.

Yikes!

[music continues]

[Belfry]
Attaboy, Eddie.

[instrumental music]

[swish]

[growling]

Arrrooo!
I got you.

Guess again, fuzzball.

Oh, not again.

[click, click]

[chuckling]
It doesn't work.

Uh-oh.

[Jake]
Watch out, Tracy.

[upbeat music]

Ha, you can't scare me,
it's not working.

[zap]

[grunting]

Nice going, Tracy.

Fangster won't be bothering usfor a while.

-Oh!
-Uh-oh.

[dramatic music]

[splash]

[exclaims]

[Jake]
Well, what do you know,
it shorted out.

I guess water and electricity really don't mix.

Attaboy, Trace. Give those
dirty robots a bath.

You look like you'recooking up a plan.

[mwah]

That's it!
Cooking!

Uh, I don't get it.

We know how to take care
of the robots now,

and I think I know how
to get rid of Prime Evil.

How're you gonna do that?

Eddie, Belfry, just in time.

Remember how mad Prime Evil waswhen he couldn't fly this ship?

Mad? His face was so red

you could have fried
an egg on his head.

That's what I mean.
He was cooking mad.

Now all we have to do
is get him madder.

-How come?
-Maybe...

Just maybe he'll get so mad,he'll cook all his energy away.

That's the weirdest planI've ever heard.

[chuckling]But it just might work.

Okay, let's water
down the robots

and then we'll try to
fire up Prime Evil.

[dramatic music]

[jeering]

Time to clean upyour act, guys.

[crackling]

[music continues]

Hi there, bubblehead,
bet you can't catch me.

[Futura]
Ready, set, go!

[splash]

[crackling]

[krrr] Fangster's takingtoo long. Send moreguards after them.

[Jake]
Don't bother Prime Feeble.

You'll find Fangster and you
won't find anymore guards.

Oh, no? I can'tbe fooled that easily.

Guards! Guards!

Sorry, Prime Evil.

But come see for yourself.
They are all washed up.

[krrrr] All right,
now you've gone too far.

He's on his way, Tracy.

If Prime Evil
has any weaknesses

it's losing his temper.

Here he comes.

I've had enough of you
and your tricks.

I feel the same way
about you too.

Now, stop bothering me.

I'm reading.

How dare you read
in my presence?

[zap]

You're real tough
with those lightning bolts.

I bet you couldn't face me
without them.

[crackling]

For you, I'll use
my bare hands.

Oh, before I forget,take a lookat my latest painting.

It's an original,
I call it, Prime Fool.

[crackling]

[zap]

See, you can't win a fight
without zapping.

In fact, you can't do anythingwithout zapping.

Oh, no?
Now I'm angry.

Really angry.

I'll show you.

Hey, boss. Ha ha,
running out of steam?

Who asked you?

You may have won this one,
but we'll meet again.

Anytime, Evil, the Ghostbustersare ready for you.

And so on behalf
of our space program

I am pleased to award you thesemedals for your heroic deeds.

And I'm especially
pleased to, uh...

Where's Belfry?

[Belfry]
Sir. Here I am, sir.

And to Belfry.

Who proved big deeds
and big hearts

sometimes come
in small packages.

Uh, ha, hi, boys and girls.

In today's story

the Ghostbusters were captured and outnumbered.

And Prime Evil thought
he had successfully

hijacked the spaceship.

But Prime Evil didn't count
on the Ghostbusters

using their imagination
to escape

and finding a way
to defeat him.

So, remember, even
when things look bad...

you have the ability
to make things better.

[theme song]

♪ Let's go Ghostbusters
Let's go ♪

♪ Let's go let's go

♪ Let's go Ghostbusters
Let's go ♪

♪ Let's go let's go

♪ Let's go Ghostbusters