The Original Ghostbusters (1986–1987): Season 1, Episode 43 - Doggone Werewolf - full transcript

Fangster captures Corky's new dog as part of a plot to turn all dogs into an army of werewolf slaves.

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[grunting]
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[howling]
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[grunting]
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[sniggering]
[intense music]
[intense music]
[howling]
At last!
I've found the final piece of the arch.
[pulsating]
The lost bone of the werewolf.
With this not even the Ghostbusters
will be able to stop me.
[laughing]
While I take over the world
that haunted halfwit Prime Evilwill answer to me.
He he he! Wait till Prime Evil hears about this.
[thunder rumbling]
[Prime Evil] Krrr! Haunted halfwit?
His words exactly, Your Primeness.
Krrr! Fangster will pay dearly for this.
Why don't you make Scared Stiff
and Mysteria go get him? [laughs]
[ratatat]
Not yet.
If he has a way to stop the...
[grunts]
...Ghostbusters
I want to know what it is.
We'll keep an eye on Fangster.
When we know what he's up to
Mysteria and bolt brain can bring him to me.
[laughing]
I have something for him.
[krrrr]
[swish, swoosh]
[thud]
[clanking]
Why me?
[upbeat music]
That was nice of you to take in a stray.
I'm sure he's much smarter than he seems.
You're right about that.
Eddie always comesthrough in a pinch.
Uh, I meant the dog.
There's nothing on the collar.
Nope, and nobody reported him missin'.
Can I keep him, Aunt Jessie? Oh, please.
I don't know, Corky.
It's a big jobto take care of a pet.
It needs a lotof responsibility.
It's not always that easyto have an animal around.
She's got a point there.
I promise I'll take real good care of him.
Well. He he!If it's all right with Jake.
You bet! We had a feeling you might want him.
[ringing]
Ahem! Oh, we're sorry.
But the Ghostbusters are unable to bust us
at the present time.
[laughing]
Ghostbusters.
What? We'll be right there.
[boink]
Fangster is back.
He's stealing dogs all over the city.
♪ Lets go Ghostbusters
[theme music]
♪ Let's go Ghostbusters Let's go ♪
♪ Let's go let's go
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[pulsating]
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♪ Let's go let's go
[screaming]
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♪ Let's go let's go
Yeow!
♪ Let's go Ghostbusters Let's go ♪
♪ Let's go let's go
Whoa!
Yeow!
-[grunts] -[bell ringing]
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♪ Let's go let's go
[boink]
[snoring]
[swish, swish, swish]
[swish]
Hooo! You want exercise, join a gym.
[blowing a raspberry]
[cranking]
[swoosh]
I better cover this storyfor the station.
Can I come see the Ghostbusters in action?
Not this time, Corky.
Somebody has to keep an eye on the dog.
He'll be okay if we shut the door.
You know, this place isn't exactly dog proof.
He might even finda way to get out andget lost or hurt.
Gosh! I'm going to miss out on everythin'.
I told you, Corky.
Having a petmeans responsibilities.
Now take good care of himtill I get back.
You stay here. Belfry will keep you company.
[muttering] Oh, thanks a lot.
[intense music]
[whining]
Hey! What are you doin'?
[snap snap]
You're supposed to stay here.
[muttering]
Mmm, oh!
Oh, well, looks like another Saturday night
follow the Skelevision.
[swish]
[howling]
[vroom]
[yelping]
[vroom]
[screeching]
He he! I just need one more dog.
Aha!
[boink]
[vroom]
There's Fangster.
[vroom]
Hit it, Tracy!
Okay.
[clank]
Ooh! Keep your paws to yourself,
you big ape!
[grunting] I'm sorry.
[screech]
[vroom]
Oh, the Ghostbusters!
Oh, yeah!
Listen up, Fangster.
You're one werewolf of the future
who's about to become history.
Oh!
You're no match for the Ghostbust...
Oh, nuts!
I always get stuck at the red lights.
[vroom]
Tracy, quick! The Retro Corker.
Okey-dokey!
[p-taff]
[plop plop]
[spluttering]
Time to bust this bozo.
[Tracy grunting]
This is Jessica Wray with the special bulletin.
The Ghostbusters have rushed to the scene
where Fangster, the powerful werewolf of the future
is stalking our city.
Fangster is stealing dogs.
We don't yet know why
but fortunately the Ghostbusters are on the job
doing what they do best.
[grunting]
I can never remember how this thing works.
[grunting]
Tracy! The Fanger Clanger.
[clank, clank, boink]
How are you Ghostbusting goo brains
planning to get me in there.
[grunting]
I don't think so.
[Fangster howling]
[growling]
Exactly what I had in mind.
[screech]
Oh, the Dematerializer!
So long, Fangster, it's been a howl.
[growling]
Yeow!
[howling]
No!
So long, Ghostsuckers!
[grunting]
Tracy, quick. Where'd youleave the Ghost Buggy?
[grunts]
A parking lot? Oh, no! Come on.
Come back!
Perfect! My last dog.
[vroom]
[screech]
No!
Come back!
[vroom, screech]
I know. The old emergency chute.
[laughs]
Whoa!
Whoa!
[Eddie screaming] Help! Hel-l-l-p!
He got Eddie and my dog too.
They just disappeared!
Fangster probably took them back into the future.
It's all my fault.
If I just stayed with my dog like I was supposed to.
Let's get back to Ghost Command.
Maybe we can locate them on the Skelevision.
[intense music]
[pulsating]
[clank, clank]
A perfect fit!
The lost bone of the werewolf will activate the arch.
[pulsating]
Now for the dogs.
[dogs barking]
[swish]
[howling]
Any dog passing through the arch
will become my werewolf slave.
[pulsating]
With my werewolves all over the world
it won't be long before every country
surrenders to me!
Yikes! How am I ever gonna stop 'em?
[swish]
[growling]
[werewolves howling]
[swish]
[howling]
There's still one more.
Get out here, you little runt.
No, wait!
Don't go through that arch.
[barking]
[howling]
Eddie Spencer.
[howling]
[pulsating]
Hey! I feel sort of funny.
What happened?
Well, I don't know what the arch will do to a human.
But I know what I will.
[growling]
Ow!
Hey! My Scare Scooter!
Hide in the woods, little fella!
I'll be back with help.
[barking]
[vroom]
Hey!
[swish]
How am I going to transport my werewolves?
[Mysteria laughing]
[pulsating]
Prime Evil wantsto see you now.
If it wouldn't be too much trouble.
Prime Evil?
That's right![krrrr]
Get your hide in here, you toothy traitor!
[howling]
[Jake] Nothing on Channel 965.
[Tracy grunting]
Nothing on 966.
Keep trying, Tracy.
Uh, don't worry, Corky.
If anyone can find him, Jake and Tracy can.
[crackling]
Argh!
If I'd been responsibleand looked after my dog
like I was supposed to
this might not have happened.
It takes a pretty big person
to admit when they've made a mistake.
[muttering]Oh!
Don't worry.Everything will be okay.
I just know Eddiewill come through.
[crash]
-Eddie! -Eddie!
Sorry, guys!
I couldn't find the brakes.
Huh! Eddie, your face!
Yeah, I know what you mean.
It's great to see a familiar face.
[Jake] What happened?
Come on. I'll tell you on the way.
[snoring]
[swish, swish, swish]
Ooh! Twice in one night?
This has to be a nightmare. Where to?
[Eddie] The future. Sometime around 2351.
[screech]
[pulsating]
[swish, swish, swish]
[Fangster howling]
[Prime Evil] Double cross me, will you?[krrr]
[buzzing]
Please, Your Primeness.
Anything but this.
You wouldn't shave me.
Then you agree to turn your werewolf slaves over to me?
Yes, yes! Let me free.
Very well! [krrr]
Release him, Brat-A-Rat.
[swish]
Now, we will collect these werewolves of yours
and unleash them. [krrrr]
upon the nations of Earth!
[laughing]
[pulsating]
This is it! There's the arch!
[Eddie] And the lost bone of the werewolf.
[Jake] And there's Hauntquarters.
When the dogs went through that arch
they were transformed into werewolves.
Good thing nothing happened to me when I went through.
He's looking moreand more like a werewolf.
We've got to finda way to reverse it.
Say, Trace, I'm a little hungry.
You still keep that raw steak in your pack?
[grunting]
You said the boneactivated the arch.
Maybe if we remove the bonethe spell will be reversed.
[grunting]
[pew]
[krrr] Back off, banana brain.
-Prime Evil! -The Ghostbusters!
Oh, what a putrid surprise!
[laughing]
I have some friendsI'd like you to meet.
[krrr] Fangster.
[howling]
[growling]
[swish]
[swoosh]
We've got to get that bone.
[swish]
[twang]
Whoa!
Whoa!
Mysteria, use your mist
to keep him away from the bone.
[swoosh]
[swoosh]
He can't even see the arch.
He'll never find the bone.
[barking]
It's Corky's dog.
Yeah, good dog. Get the bone!
[barking]
The dog won't be ableto see either.
[grunting]
Of course he can smell it.
[instrumental music]
[crunch]
[pulsating]
[pulsating]
No!
[grunting]
Now wait,what's that for?
[whirr]
[music continues]
Good dog!
This way. Eddie! Tracy!
Get those dogs aboard, G.B.
I'll have no dogs in my upholstery.
They can ride in here.
[screech, toink]
Krrr! They're getting away!
[swish, swish]
Yikes!
[swoosh]
Let's get outta here.Fast!
[crank, vroom]
[swish]
They're catchin' up!
Use the Time Turbo, G.B.
These dogs are heavy.
It's gonna take a while to build enough speed.
There's only one hope.
It's a full moon. That means I can call on the Wizard.
Wizard, do you hear me?
[Wizard] Ha ha ha! Sure thing, Jake.
What'll it be this time?
Give us lots of speed.
You've got it!
[all screaming]
What was that?
The Wizard got it wrong again.
I asked for lots of speed
and he gave uslots of wheat.
But it sure did the trick.
Got enough speed yet, G.B.?
I suppose so.
But if you got any other planstonight, take a bus.
[instrumental music]
[Prime Evil] Krrr! Fangster!
[Fangster mumbling]
[Corky] And it was my dog who saved the day?
That's right!
If he hadn't grabbedthe bone
all those dogs wouldstill be werewolves.
Not to mention Eddie.
Nothing like a close shave,huh, partner?
Boy, you said it!
Well, don't you think
it's about time you namedyour new dog?
Let's call him, Bones.
[indistinct chattering]
Bones, it is!
From now on, I'm gonna take care of you.
Even if it means doing something that I don't want.
I love you, Bones.
Speaking of Bones whatever happened to
the lost bone of the werewolf?
[swish]
[muttering] I took care of that.
I found the perfect place for it.
[laughing]
[ringing]
You've reached...
[coughing]
...the Ghostbusters.
Oh, they can't come to the...
[coughing]
They can't come to the phone right now
because they-they're so busy...
[mumbling]
[coughing]
[instrumental music]
Corky, look what your dog did to my slipper.
Hey, guys, so he chews things.
All dogs do.
That's the point, Corky.
But it depends what they chew on.
Right! So it's upto every pet owner
to be sure that hislittle pal doesn't bother
other people's property and become a nuisance.
You know, you're right.
And I'm going to go buy Bones something to chew.
Even if it is raining out.
Uh-oh! Who did this?
[barking]
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