The Original Ghostbusters (1986–1987): Season 1, Episode 33 - Inside Out - full transcript

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[chattering]

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[all] Let's go, Ghostbusters!

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[chattering]

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[howling]

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[chattering]

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[snickering]

[dramatic music]

[male #1]
We brought that boulder
from Pluto for testing.

Look how fast the mega laser
can make a tunnel in it.

[zap]



[Futura] Wow!

Yes, I better guard
this mega laser

until it's safely on Pluto.

It could be very dangerous
in the wrong hands.

[Prime Evil]
You mean like mine?

[laughing]

I'm afraid
I must agree, Futura.

If I have the mega laser,
I would use it for evil...
[chuckles]

...which is precisely
why I'm going to steal it.
[screeches]

Not if I can help it,
spark face.

[Futura grunts]
Ah! Ah, I'm getting sleepy.

[thuds]

Excellent work, Trance-A-Lot.

By the time those two
have woken up again

I and this mega laser

will be at the center
of the Earth.

[Prime Evil laughs]

And when we woke up,
the mega laser was gone.

That evil monster!
I wonder what he's up to.

I'd like you to hear
for yourself.

My multi gem here automatically
records everything
that happens.

Listen.

[Prime Evil]
By the time those two
have woken up again

I and this mega laser will be
at the center of the Earth.

[Prime Evil laughing]

The center of the Earth?

-Impossible.
-Yeah.

Maybe not, guys.

There are many old legends

telling of another world
inside the Earth.

Well, if they're true

and Prime Evil has taken
the mega laser there...

Then there's only
one thing to do.

Right. Let's suit up and then..

[all] Let's go, Ghostbusters!

[theme music playing]

♪ Let's go, Ghostbusters
Let's go ♪

♪ Let's go

♪ Let's go, Ghostbusters
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You guys ever consider
takin' a bus?

Not this time, G.B.

A bus won't take us
where we need to go.

Oh, yeah? And where's that?

[Jake] Straight down.

Down? Like into the ground?

You got it. Drill mode, G.B.

[Ghost Buggy]
O-- okay, but next time
take the subway.

[whirring]

[Ghost Buggy]
Ow! This is giving me
a h-- headache, Jake.

-How deep are we goin'?
-A long way I'm afraid, G.B.

All the way to the center
of the Earth.

[Ghost Buggy]
Oh, my achin' head.

[male #2] There it is, Corin.
The Golem slave camp.

It is there that the Golems
have imprisoned our people.

But not for long.
We'll rescue them.

-Right, father?
-Yes, my daughter.

But not we.

I will go. You will stay here.

-But, father--
-No, Corin.

It's too dangerous.

-I go alone.
-[Corin] But--

No, Corin,
we will not discuss it.

You stay here.

Hmph.

[munching]

[crunch]

Yes, guard, what is it?

Hail, General.

Hail, hail, whatever.
Why do you disturb me?

Prime Evil, Mighty General,
he is expected at any moment.

As a matter of fact,
here he comes now.

Drat that, Prime Evil.

He knows how much we Golems
hate the light.

[screeches] Greetings, chubby.

I'm accustomed to a more
respectful greeting,
Prime Evil.

Oh, be quiet, boulder belly.

If I hadn't used up
my black gemstone

putting out the Core World sun

you and your rock heads would
still be buried in the dirt.

Well, give me your report.

Have you enslaved
every human in Core World?

See for yourself.

We have not been idle
since your last visit.

Ah, excellent.

An army of slaves
to do my bidding.

[laughs]

Using the mega laser
I shall drill tunnels

up to the outside world
in special places.

[screeches]

My slave army shall
burst forth unexpectedly

and capture
the world's leaders.

And then, I, Prime Evil

shall at last rule the world.

[thunder rumbling]

[Prime Evil laughing]

[Jake] So here we are.

The world at the center
of the Earth.

It sure is dark.

[male #2]
It was not always so, stranger.

This used to be a bright land

until the red-robed stranger
put out our sun.

And who are you?
Are you friends of his?

"Red-robed stranger"?

-He must mean Prime Evil.
-Right.

We're not friends
of Prime Evil.

We've come to stop him
from more wrongdoing.

You do not look evil,
but looks can be deceiving.

-I cannot take chances, I...
-[crash]

Hah! More humans
for the slave camp.

Take them!

Rock creatures, Jake.

Right you are, Eddie.

Let's rock and roll.

[grunting] Okey-dokey.

These stun bolts
should slow you down.

Ah! Fool.

Your stunt bolts will not stopa Golem soldier.

Aaah!

[Futura] Not very nice,
are they?

Let's teach them
some manners, guys.

Hit it!

[grunting]

Help... get... loose. Ah!

Hang on, stranger.

Arrgh. We'll teach you.

Uh-uh-uh-uh!

Have some gum.

[groans]

Bye-bye, buster. You're busted.

[zap]

Jake, over here!

That's my prisoner.

[Jake] Not anymore, rock head.

[zap]

[both screaming]

Got you.

-Oh, thanks, Tracy.
-No problem.

Thank you, brave strangers,
for coming to my rescue.

I apologize for the way
I acted when first we met

but with all my people
enslaved by Golem General

I was suspicious.

We understand.

Did you say that all your
people have been enslaved?

Yes, Golem General
captured them.

He's giving them to the one
you call Prime Evil

as a slave army.

He plans to use the slave army

to attack
the legendary surface world.

So that's why Prime Evil
stole the mega laser.

He needed a tunnel
for his army.

Exactly, Futura.

And if he makes that tunnel,
there'll be no way to stop him.

It looks like
we've got work to do.

[Corin] Oh, poop!
It's too dangerous, he says.

You might get hurt, he says.

The Golem's captured
all our people

and father expects me to...

[cackling]

Whoa! What's that?

Oh, a baby pterbodactyl.

It's trapped in those vines.

Don't worry, little Pturbie
I'll help you out in a jiffy.

[Jake] The Golem slave camp
is just ahead, Rexicore.

Hopefully, we'll be
in time to stop

Prime Evil's hideous plan
and free your people.

How did all this happen,
Rexicore?

Where did the Golems come from?

They were always here, Futura.

But for a long time,
the light of the core sun

kept them in their rock form.

Then, one day, he came.

The evil one you call,
"Prime Evil."

His dark magic was powerful.

With the wave
of a dark jewel...

he extinguished our sun
and with the sun gone

the hideous Golems were able
to awaken from their sleep.

[all yawning]

My daughter Corin and I
were off on a camping trip.

By the time we returned

the golems had captured
all our people.

Don't worry, Rexicore.

Together we'll take care
of those Golems.

Yeah, and rescue
all your people too.

You give me confidence,
my friends.

Though the Golem army
is very powerful.

I think that together,
we might yet triumph.

Atta boy, Rexicore!

Let's do it!

Are you alright, Pturbie?

Those tangled vines
didn't hurt you, did they?

[cackles]

No, I guess not.

Well, it looks like
I made a friend.

Well, whatever good
it does me...

father is still off trying
to rescue our people
by himself.

He thinks I'm too young
to help, but I'm not.

And I'll show him
I can fight Golems too.

Except I could never
get there in time.

[Pturbie whistling]

What?

[cackles]

Oh, Pturbie, you really think
you could carry me?

[cackles]

Oh, Pturbie,
that would be wonderful.

Now, I'll be able
to help father.

Let's go!

[screeches]

Carefully, you idiots.
Carefully!

The mega laser must be
positioned exactly right

in order to bore a tunnel
directly to the White House.

Prime Evil's setting up
the mega laser
to attack Washington.

We better hurry. Rexicore,
you free the prisoners.

Leave the mega laser
and Prime Evil to us.

Agreed, Jake,
I wish I could do more

but I have no weapons
that'll stop the Golems.

[grunting]

My jack bow.
What have you done to it?

[Golem] Look! Humans.

Get them.

Try it.

[zap]

Wow, Tracy souped it up.

You now have the most powerfuljack bow in Core World.

-[Golem 2] More humans.
-Uh-oh.

And you're gonna need it.

Let's go.

Sound the alarm.

[alarm blaring]

What is that noise?

The alarm, magnificent one.

Mere intruders.My guards will deal with them.

[Prime Evil] Mere intruders?

You idiot,
that's the Ghost... busters.

If those buffoons
interfere with my plan

I promise you
you will be very, very sorry!

My guards will handle them,
great one. Believe me.

Uh-oh, guys.

Hit it!

[chirping]

That's bustin' them boulders.
Let's go!

Agh!

Uh-oh. I don't like
the looks of it.

Try to crack
these clamps, Tracy.

Okey-dokey.

[grunting] Uh-oh. Oh, no.

Sure hope Rexicore
is doing better than we are.

[zap]

[Rexicore]
That takes care of you,
stone heads.

Now, for the door.

That did it.

Oh.

Oh, my poor people.

Ha! Trying to free
the prisoners, huh?

Go, Pturbie!

Got you, you rotten Golem.

I have you!

[screams]

Oh.

Corin, thank you.

You were just in time.

But next time..

[Prime Evil laughing]

The Ghostbusters.

I hope they're doing alright.

Not doing so well,
are you, ghost bunglers?

Matter of fact,
you're just in time

for the demonstration
of the mega laser

as I use it to bore
a tunnel to Washington D.C.

[laughing]

[screeches]

Father, the Ghostbusters
have been captured.

Oh, I see, and Prime Evil's
about to use the mega laser.

No time for us all
to get down there.

Give me your
quadrostaff, Corin.

I have won,
Ghost... ha ha ha busters!

[laughs]

I'm activating
the mega laser... now!

[Rexicore] For Core World!

Huh?

[boing]

Ho ho ho. Yeah, thanks.

[grunting]

[screaming]

[cracking]

Oh! The light! I can't..

Oh, the light.

No! He's igniting the sun!

[all groaning]

Argh! Curse you, Ghostbusters!

All my plans ruined!Someday you will pay for this.

[Prime Evil screaming]

Ah, darkness.
Thank you, Collywobble.

You may have won
for now, Rexicore.

But I'll be back.

[Rexicore]
Farewell, Ghostbusters.

I cannot thank you enough
for saving Core World.

You helped too, Rexicore.

I'm just sorry
Golem General escaped.

He'll make more trouble
I'm sure.

But we'll be ready for him.

And we'll be ready to help you.

Well, let's get going, guys.

Drill mode, G.B.
Get ready to bore.

It might have been
a fun adventure for you...

[whirring]

...but to me it's been
one big bore.

[all laughing]

Hi. In today's show,
Prime Evil stole the mega laser

because he wanted
to use it for evil.

The mega laser was a tool
designed to do useful work

but in the wrong hands,
such as Prime Evil's

it was very dangerous.

Your parents may have tools
around your house.

Tools like electric saws,
blenders, drills.

Even toasters make life easier

but if you use 'em wrong,
they can be very dangerous.

So remember,
don't use any tools

without
your parent's permission.

Bye now, see you later.

[theme music]

♪ Let's go, Ghostbusters
Let's go ♪

♪ Let's go

♪ Let's go, Ghostbusters
Let's go ♪

♪ Let's go

♪ Let's go, Ghostbusters ♪