The Original Ghostbusters (1986–1987): Season 1, Episode 24 - Dynamite Dinosaurs - full transcript

Prime Evil brings back dinosaurs from the past to terrorize Earth.

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[grunting]

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[grunts]

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[howls]

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[cackles]

[upbeat electronic music]

[thunder crashing]

[Prime Evil]
I should have known.
Goofing off again, huh?

How dare you keep me
waiting, Haunter?



You miserable oaf.

I was merely having
my midnight tea break.

Tea break, ah!
Forget it.

The success of my plan
to control the world

depends on you.

You're going
to steal this.

I, uh...
That's an old egg.

It looks like
an old egg.

[hissing] It's a dinosaur egg.

It was recently discovered
and it's ready to hatch.

[laughing]

When I train that creature,
to do my bidding

the whole world would be forcedto give me anything I demand.

Steal the egg
and bring it to me.

I say, I hunt great game.
Eggs are not my style.

Then try this on
for size.

What a sweet guy,
huh, Fangster?

Oh, right,
he's all heart.

[Haunter]
I say, one egg coming up.

With that vicious
dinosaur under my control

I can rule the world
with an iron fist of terror.

[thunder crashing]

[Tracy]
Yum, yum, yum, yum!

I left a note asking you guys
to clean up this dump.

Instead, I catch you guys
watching the Skelevision.

Huh?
I, I didn't see any note.

[grunts]

[gulps]

Come on, if we all
work together

we'll clean up in no time.

[grunts]

Yeow!

Tell you what...

Instead of cleaning up, let's
do something more educational.

-Yeah, like what?
-Watch the Skelevision.

[in unison]
Now that's more like it.

[grunts]

Whoa!

[male TV announcer]
We interrupt this cartoon
for a special bulletin

by reporter Jessica Wray.

[Eddie]
Hey, it's Jessica.

I'm with Professor Von Ziflin

in his laboratory
in San Francisco.

Any word yet on when the
dinosaur egg with hatch?

Well, pretty soon I hope.

I have placed the egg
in this specially built

incubation chamber which
is behind this screen.

Hmm... if I'm going
to snatch that egg

I'd better work
jolly fast.

Have you determined what kind
of dinosaur it is?

It's a Brontosaurus,

a huge creature that spends
most of his time in the water.

Professor Von Ziflin has
granted us permission to view
ze...

[chuckles]
...I mean, the egg.

You may remove
the screen.

-[Professor] Oh, no.
-[Jessica] Oh, no!

It's the egg.
It has vanished.

But who could have...
There, quick!

Turn the camera on him!

[Professor]
Stop the thief!

Hey, it's that
no good Haunter.

We've got him cornered.

[Haunter]
That's what you think.

[thud]

-Let us out.
-Let us out of here!

-He's getting away!
-Right-o.

You're trapped.
No bones about that.

[Eddie]
Jessica needs our help.
Let's get to the Ghost Buggy.

Can I go too?
Huh, can I help?

-Can I, huh, huh?
-I don't know, Belfry.

But I know
all about dinosaurs.

I've even got
a collection of old bones.

Look.
See this?

A very rare bone.

The scientific name for it
is Outhern-se Ied-fre
Icken-che.

[Eddie]
Oh, what's that mean?

It means "Southern Fried
Chicken" in Bat Latin.

Sorry, Belfry.
Maybe next time.

[in unison]
Let's go Ghostbusters!

♪ Let's go Ghostbusters
let's go ♪

♪ Let's go

♪ Let's go Ghostbusters
let's go ♪

♪ Let's go

♪ Let's go Ghostbusters
let's go ♪

♪ Let's go

Yeow!

You guys ever consider
taking a bus?

Do you see
San Francisco yet?

Yeah, there's the Golden Gate
bridge and uh...

Hey, there's someone down therewho looks just like you, Jake.

Except he looks
a little more nerdy.

That is me.
Give me that.

My ghost sniffing nose
is picking up Haunter.

He's gotta be
down there somewhere.

[grunting]

[groans]
Watch it, you big ape!

Oh, my achin'
shock absorbers...

[Tracy mumbling]

I say, did I just hear
a gorilla?

The altitude must be
getting to me.

[Jake]
The egg!

And there's Haunter.

[Eddie] Whoa!

Yeow!

Good thing we caught that.

Otherwise we wouldn't be
Ghostbusters

We'd be Egg busters.

Just kiddin'.

Ah, very interesting.

I have good news
untbad news.

What's the good news?

[Professor]
The egg will hatch
within the hour.

[groaning]

And the bad news?

That is the bad news.

You see, a baby dinosaur
needs its mother

and I don't know what to feed
it or how to raise it.

Gee, I never thought
of that.

There must be something
we can do.

If there was only some way
to take the egg back in time

so its mother could
take care of it.

That is impossible.

Maybe not, professor.

[Jake] Hurry with
the Time Turbo, Eddie.

Professor Von Ziflin
is depending on us.

Yes, then the professor is
not as smart as I thought.

So, this is how San Francisco
looked million of years ago.

I don't see any dinosaurs.

You're gonna see one
now, Eddie.

Our dinosaur is
starting to hatch.

[cracking]

[whimpers]

Get a load of that.
It thinks Tracy is its mommy.

Oh, no.

[laughing]

How about that? The baby's
giving mommy a bath.

Don't worry, kiddo,
we'll find your real mother.

Hey, that's a great name.
We'll call you "Kiddo".

Check that out.

If that's where your
mom is, we'll find her.

Looks like Tracy's
the only mommy Kiddo wants.

[Prime Evil]
Do you know what I do...

...to people who fail
to carry out their missions?

But I...

This!

[zap]

[swoosh]

Mysteria, you take the place
of this bungler

and you'd better not
fail me.

I have learned
that the Ghostbusters

traveled back in time to find
the dinosaur's mother

You shall also
go back in time.

Bring me back an entire
army of dinosaurs.

Then no one will dare
oppose me.

[grunting]

-[Jake] Tracy!
-[Eddie] Be careful.

Watch where
you're driving.

[croaks]
What was that?

Uh, just a little bird
or something.

-Whoa, look at that.
-It's huge.

Hello.

You think you can
scare me?

[laughs] You pre-historic
pipsqueak.

You are about to take
a trip to the 20th century.

Spine-stein.

[roars]

[Mysteria laughing]

That beast is on it's way
to San Francisco.

Now to find some others.

Hey, I'm a car
not a bull dozer.

We'll go the rest
of the way on foot.

[Jake]
You've got your hands full
with Kiddo, Tracy.

Better stay here.

And how about clearing out
all those broken eggshells

off my front seat,
they're making me itchy.

[groaning]

I just hope we'd find
Kiddo's mom fast.

The sooner we get out of this
creepy jungle, the better.

Hey, what's happened
to Kiddo?

What's going on?

[laughing]

Another present
for Prime Evil.

We better hurry back
to the Ghost Buggy.

[grunting]

[grunts]

[slurps]

Oh, no. Mama Brontosaurus
thinks Tracy's her baby.

[groaning]

Oh, this is going
so well.

Prime Evil's dinosaur army
is almost complete.

Oh, another prize
specimen.

It's Mysteria.
She's captured Kiddo's mom.

A job well done,
if I say so myself.

What did you do
with Kiddo and his mother

and the other dinosaurs?

Oh, they're taking a tour
of San Francisco.

Courtesy of Prime Evil.
Uh... Ciao,darlings.

Come on, we gotta get
back to the future.

I mean the present. Oh, heck,
you know what I mean.

♪ Let's go Ghostbusters
let's go ♪

[Jessica] Reports are coming infrom all over San Francisco

The entire city is under attackby the dinosaurs.

City officials have urged
citizens to remain indoors

and not to panic.

[laughing]

I beg to differ.
You had better panic.

Because this is a small taste

of what I have in store
for the entire world.

[laughing]

[roaring]

[shrieking]

It's jolly good Prime Evil
gave me another chance.

Now, I'll show
what I can really do.

Attaboy.

You're under the power
of my molecule beamer ray.

Destroy the Golden Gate Bridge.

Well, Prime Evil's really
outdone himself this time.

Look!

We've got to stop
Haunter's beamer ray.

Maybe I've got something
in my ghost pack I can use.

Not much we can do
with a rope.

-What's Tracy gonna do?
-Looks like he's taking a dip.

[roaring]

The Ghost Buggy drives itself
almost as well as Tracy does.

Almost as well?
I drive better.

[splash]

[roaring]

I say, yipe!

Good job, Tracy.

But we're not finished yet.

Look!

[Jake]
Kiddo's gonna fall!

[screaming]

The bridge is gonna go out.

♪ Let's go Ghostbusters
let's go ♪

[all] It's Mama Bronto.
Yahoo!

[groaning]

-Kiddo's safe.
-Yeah!

Wow, what a lady.

Well, guys, everything
turned out alright.

Yeah, the bridge
is repaired.

San Francisco
is back to normal.

And Mama and Kiddo
are back together again.

[slurping]

Now our only problem
is getting these dinosaurs

back where
they came from.

I think I've got that
figured out.

I've set the Time Turbo
to wide angle.

[Eddie] You know, I'm gonna
miss those critters.

Once they're out
of Haunter's power

they were
awfully friendly.

They were pretty
clever too

I always thought
dinosaurs

weren't supposed
to be very bright.

Well, according
to what we know

they had extremely
small brains.

May be, but they have
very big hearts.

[Eddie] Bye bye, Kiddo.

You fool,
you failed again!

I do not tolerate failure,
you pitiful nerd.

I should punish you severely.

But...
he-he-he-he

I shall be merciful.

Stay there until I decide
to release you

and thank your lucky stars.

You caught me
in a good mood.

Yes, that's it.

He's all heart, that said,
Isn't it? Of course he is.

There you are, you see.

[Eddie] And then Mama Bronto
came out of the ocean

and saved the bridge
and rescued her baby.

Oh, wow, I wish
I could have been there.

-Kiddo's mom was a real hero.
-She sure was.

But when you think about it,
everyone's mom is a hero.

Yeah, you're right, Jake.

My mom loves me so much
she'd move a mountain for me.

I wish I could give her
some kind of an award.

I'm happy you feel
that way, Eddie.

But the best reward to give ourmoms is to love 'em back.

[theme music]

♪ Let's go Ghostbusters
let's go ♪

♪ Let's go

♪ Let's go Ghostbusters
let's go ♪

♪ Let's go

♪ Let's go Ghostbusters
let's go ♪♪