The Original Ghostbusters (1986–1987): Season 1, Episode 16 - Cyman's Revenge - full transcript

[theme music]

♪ Let's go Ghostbusters

[grunting]

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♪ Let's go, let's go

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[grunts]

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♪ Let's go

[howls]

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♪ Let's go, let's go

♪ Let's go Ghostbusters

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[cackles]

[intense music]

[thunder crashing]

[Prime Evil]
Come on, Sir Trance-a-Lot!

I challenge you
to a friendly duel.



Eh, do I have to?

You have to.

Oh-oh, as you command,
Almighty Mean One.

Yeah, Tracy,
if you dare.

Oh! Scatter!

[grunts]

[grunts]

[snoring]

[snoring]

Ha! Nobody can beat me.

Nobody can, nobody, eh,
except of course...

Except? Except who?

Nobody, sire.

Say it, Brat-a-Rat! Say-y-y it!

[splat]

Except the Ghostbusters,
Great One.

[hisses]

Yes, Brat-a-Rat,
those Ghost Bunglers

they are a problem.

[Scared Stiff]
Sire, oh, sire!

I have an idea.

You? You have an idea?

[Prime Evil]
Shut up, Bratty!

What's your idea,
Dead Face?

What, um, what we, uh,
what you need to beat

the Ghost Bunglers is somethingfrom the future, like me.

[snickering]

[snickering]
Like you? That's funny.

[Prime Evil]
I said, shut up, Bratty!

Yes, Your Majestic Leader.

Maybe you're right.

Something from the future.

But what?

Gee, Futura, as many times
as I've visited you

here in the future,
it never ceases to amaze me.

I know what
you mean, Jake.

This world is a paradise.

Uh, thanks to my brother's
inventions.

[Eddie over radio]
Yeow! Ja-Ja-Jake, help!

-Where are you, Eddie?
-In the lab. Help!

Gosh! How do I stop?

Oh, no!

[crash]

[Eddie screaming]

Let me go!

[robot snickering]

-Oh, no! Eddie!
-What's going on?

[Eddie screaming]

I'm gettin' dizzy!

[robot snickering]

Eddie, didn't I ask notto touch anything in the lab?

Gee, Morrow, I only pushed
one little button.

I know, Eddie,
but you have to understand.

[Morrow] In the wrong hands, my robotos
could be very dangerous.

And the right handsfor those robotos are my hands.

Scared Stiff, Fib-Face!

I'm sending you two
to the future.

Have a good trip home,
Ghostbusters.

Morrow's working
on a new invention.

He calls it
"The Sleepy-Time Generator."

I'm sorry Morrow's so busy hecouldn't come to say goodbye.

That's alright, Futura.

I'm sorry we left himsuch a mess to clean up.

You mean, I did.

I was the one who made themess, playin' with that robot.

[chuckles]
Don't worry about it, Eddie.

Just come back
and visit real soon.

[grunts]
A paralyzer ray.
Who's doing this?

[ghosts laughing]

Greetings, Morrow.

Prime Evil!

Yes, Morrow, now tell me
how these robotos work.

The robotos? What do you want
my robots for?

I'm going to program them
to destroy Ghost Command.

And with Ghost Command gone

the Ghost... busters
will be finished.

I'll never show you how
to reprogram the robotos.

Never.

Well, we'll see about that!

Yeow!

You heard what he said,
Prime Evil.

Never!

Get her, you fools!

Run, Futura! Get out of here!

[peppy music]

[humming]

Oh, boy!
Won't Trace be surprised!

[humming]

[Prime Evil over radio]Now, the attack begins, now!

[glass shattering]

[splash]

[blowing raspberry]

[grunting]

[robot snickering]

[Eddie] Hey, Trace,
I made your favorite.

Favorite?

Banana cream!

[blowing raspberry]

Favorite what?

[Tracy grunting]

[robot snickering]

What?

[whistles]

Whoa! Look out, guys!There's more of those things.

[all grunting]

[Skelevision stuttering]
H-h-help! Help!

[robot snickering]

[Ansabone grunting]Hey, you! Put me down,you overgrown ping-pong ball.

Hey, you goofy robots,
stop it!

J-J-Jake, h-h-help.
Save me.

Tracy, do something.
Quick!

[grunting]

[Jake]
Knock it off, Tracy!

We already know you're thestrongest gorilla in the world.

A magnet. Good idea, Trace.

[sonic humming]

Phew, never thoughtI'd be glad to see you, bozo.

[robots grunting]

I-I don't get it.

How'd Morrow's robots
get here?

Uh, hey, you guys,
it's Morrow, listen.

Ghostbusters, watch out.

I tried to stop them

but my robotos have been
taken over by ghosts.

Scared Stiff and Fib-Face!

They've captured Morrow.

Whoa! Prime Evil!This gets worse and worse.

Greetings, friends.

I'm the new owner
of the robotos.

I am programming them
to destroy Ghost Command.

Because without Ghost Command,you Ghost Bunglers arefinished!

[Prime Evil hisses]

Forget about Ghost Command,
what about Morrow?

What have you done with him?

And Futura.What about Futura?

[laughing]

Come to the future
and find out if you dare.

[laughing]

Yeah, walk rightinto your trap, Prime Evil.

[laughing]

I'm afraid we haven't got
a choice. We have to go.

[speaking in unison]
Let's go, Ghostbusters!

[theme music]

♪ Let's go Ghostbusters
Let's go ♪

♪ Let's go

♪ Let's go Ghostbusters
Let's go ♪

♪ Let's go

♪ Let's go Ghostbusters
Let's go ♪

♪ Let's go

[Eddie] Whoa!

♪ Let's go Ghostbusters
Let's go ♪

♪ Let's go

♪ Let's go Ghostbusters
Let's go ♪

♪ Let's go

Whoa!

Yeow!

[Eddie screaming]

♪ Let's go Ghostbusters
Let's go ♪

♪ Let's go

♪ Let's go
Let's go ♪

[Jake]
Time Turbo, Tracy, hit it!

There goes my home sweet home.

[Eddie screaming]

[all screaming]

There's gotta be a better wayto travel to the future.

It sure feels like
a trap to me, guys.

Well, let's get down there
and spring it.

[Jake]
Keep a sharp look out.

Morrow's main lab
is just ahead.

Well?

Just as you predicted,O wondrous wizard of wickedness

the Ghost bunglers
have arrived.

[Scared Stiff]Soon they'll be our prisoners.

[Scared Stiff laughing]

-Eh, what about Morrow, boss?-Yes, what do we do about him?

You know what to do, don't you?

Do it!

[hisses]

No, not the sleepy-time bubble.

[snickering]

[intense music]

Mysteriouser and mysteriouser.

The place is
completely deserted.

M-maybe it's not as deserted
as you think, Jake.

Look.

A-a-and over there, look!

Uh-oh.

Anybody got any ideas?

Yeah, just one.

Run! Hurry!

[all screaming]

[grunting]

[Tracy roaring]

Nice work, Trace.

Oh, look.

[robots snickering]

I don't like the looks of that.

Oh, stay back!

-Tracy, no!
-Get out of there, quick!

No problem.

[yawns]

[snoring]

It's put Tracy to sleep.

Get out of there, Eddie!

But, Jake, if you get sucked
into one of those bubbles--

Don't worry, I'm gonnacall on the wizard.

Okay, but be careful, Jake.

You know how easily
Fuddy gets confused.

Hear me now, old wizard,
please, Fuddy, I need..

[Jake]
Uh-oh.

I need... your..

What? Oh, I don't get it.

Jake called to tell me
he was going to take a nap?

[moans]

Oh, no. Ah-h!

Shh, don't be frightened.It's me.

Hmm.

-Two Ghost Bunglers down.
-And only one to go.

[chuckles]
Yeah!

Wait till we tell the boss.

[all chuckling]

[whispering]
All clear.

A-are you sure
those ghosts don't know

about the secret entrance?

Absolutely. That's how I
escaped when they grabbed
my brother.

But now how do we get them
out of those bubbles?

Oh, gee.

Morrow just invented
the sleepy bubbles last week.

Oh, I don't know how
to get them out.

Uh-oh! That doesn't sound good.

[Fuddy]
What doesn't sound good?

Fuddy!

What's going on around here?

That goofcake Jake calls me,
wakes me up

and when I get there,
I find him taking a nap.

But Jake's not taking a nap,
he's trapped inside
that bubble.

Oh, yes, please get him
out of there, hurry.

Oh, of course!
So, that's why he called.

Fuddy, some ghost will be here
any minute. Please hurry.

Hmm, let's see.

Tweedle dee-dee,
tweedle dee-top.

A wave of my hand
and the bubbles go pop.

Uh, what?

Tracy! Oh, am I gladto see you.

Oh, thanks, Fuddy.
You really came through.

[chuckles]
My pleasure, Jake.

Now I'm going back to sleep.

[Jake]
Please don't say "Sleep".

[hisses]

What? You left Jake
and Tracy unguarded

with Futura
still on the loose?

Get back there,
you bumbling buffoons

before she helps them escape.

[both] Yes, sir!

It was pretty simple, Jake.

Once Prime Evil
had reprogrammed the robotos

to attack Ghost Command

he used my transporter
to beam them to Earth.

Can you change them? I-I mean,make those robotos good again.

[Morrow]
I'm afraid not.

Once they're reprogrammed,
they can't be changed back.

But we must stop them.
They can cause a lot
of trouble.

Without the control box,
it's impossible.

The control box, huh?
Well, I've got a plan.

[Jake] Listen up, this is how
we'll take care

of Fib-Face and Scared Stiff.

Come on, bucket brain, hurry.

-Oh, no!
-Fire!

[both shouting]

Get ready, Jake,
here they come.

Yeow! Get me out of here!

It's okay, we're safe.

Yes, and we stillgot the control box.

Not for long, Fib-Face.

Bye-bye, guys.

We'll be back, Ghost Bunglers.

But not for a long, long time.

[robot snickering]

[Eddie]
Hey, guys, it's ready.

Morrow has the transporter
set up and ready to go.

Just push the button and poof!

Scared Stiff and all thosepesky robotos will go bye-bye.

Our only problem is..

[yawning]

[Futura]
Where do we send him?

I know just the place.

[speaking in unison]
Haunt Quarters!

[hisses]

[Prime Evil]
What's going on around here?

Where's Scared Stiff?

Where's Fib-Face?

Argh! Wait till
I get my hands on him.

[hisses]

[Prime Evil]
My Haunt Quarter!
Ruined! Destroyed!

This has been
the worst day of my life.

Oh, hi there, boys and girls.

Remember in today's show
how Eddie got in trouble

by playing with
the robots' control box?

Well, it all started out
because he fooled around

with something
he didn't understand.

When you're growing up,
it's natural to be curious.

But when you fool around
with things

you don't understand
it's downright dangerous.

Things like electricity,
pills or berries on a bush.

Play around with them, andyou're playing with trouble.

Handle only the things
you know are safe

and you'll be taking a big steptoward avoiding accidents.

[theme music]

♪ Let's go Ghostbusters
Let's go ♪

♪ Let's go

♪ Let's go Ghostbusters
Let's go ♪

♪ Let's go

♪ Let's go Ghostbusters
Let's go ♪♪