The Original Ghostbusters (1986–1987): Season 1, Episode 14 - No Mo' Snow - full transcript

[theme music]

♪ Let's go Ghostbusters

[grunting]

♪ Let's go Ghostbusters

♪ Let's go, let's go

♪ Let's go Ghostbusters

♪ Let's go, let's go

♪ Let's go Ghostbusters

♪ Let's go Ghostbusters

♪ Let's go, let's go

♪ Let's go Ghostbusters



[grunts]

♪ Let's go Ghostbusters

♪ Let's go

[howls]

♪ Let's go Ghostbusters

♪ Let's go, let's go

♪ Let's go Ghostbusters

♪ Let's go, let's go

♪ Let's go Ghostbusters

[cackles]

[instrumental music]

[wind howling]

[dramatic music]

[crackling]



Oh! This is wonderful!
Wonderful!

[laughs]

My ghost dragon will soon
have melted the polar ice caps.

The oceans of the Earth
will rise and cover the globe.
[laughs]

And when the people of Earth
find themselves

walking in water..

...then they will bow
to the rule of Prime Evil!
[hissing]

Yeah, ha ha, you bet,
your magnificent one.

They'll give you a warmwelcome. [laughs]

[crackling]

[Prime Evil]
The ghost dragon
works quickly.

The waters of earth
must be rising already.

[gurgling]

I wonder how soon
it will be noticed! [laughs]

[music continues]

[splashing]

[instrumental music]

[creaking]

[Eddie]
Want a hamburger, Jake?

[sizzling]

Uh, no thanks, Eddie.
Looks pretty greasy.

Greasy hamburgers
are the best kind.

They slide down so easily.

[Jake laughs] Maybe so, Eddie,
but it sort of looks
dangerous.'

You could start a...

-Yeow!
-...grease fire?

Quick! Give me that.

[music continues]

[Jake]
No, Eddie, not water.

[splash]

[Eddie]
Oh, no!

[clanging]

[music continues]

Water won't
work on a grease fire.

[fizzles]

[music continues]

Oil floats on the water.You have to use anextinguisher.

Or in an emergency, you can use
baking soda or salt.

[music continues]

Phew! I didn't know that.

Glad you were here, Jake.

No problem, dude.
You okay now?

Yeah, I-I'm okay.

Uh, just a little breathless.

Drink some water.
You'll feel better.

[music continues]

Good idea.

[dramatic music]

Huh?

Jake.

Yeah, what is it?
Couldn't you find the water?

No, I-I found water alright.

There's a whole
ocean full of it outside.

What?
That's impossible.

You must be seeing things.

You're in the middle
of a... city.

[music continues]

Wha-what happened, Jake?

-Huh?
-That's what I said.

Somehow we've
drifted out to sea.

[helicopter hovering]

[Jessica]
Hey, Ghostbusters.

[instrumental music]

Looks like
they're all washed up.

-It's Jessica.
-Washed away is more like it.

[music continues]

[Jake] Where all the water
come from?

Well, no one knows for sure.

But it seems that all the ice
at the North Pole is melting.

Oh, no. If the North Polemelts, that means...

Exactly, Eddie.
The world will be flooded.

It couldn't
have happened naturally.

If it was done on purpose,
who would possibly wanna cover

the whole world
with water?

[together]
Prime Evil!

Of course.
If the world is under water

Prime Evil
can mop up easily.

Not if we can help it. Come on,
guys, into our uniforms.

[upbeat music]

[grunting]

[chattering]

[all]
Let's go, Ghostbusters!

[theme music]

♪ Let's go Ghostbusters
let's go ♪

♪ Let's go let's go

♪ Let's go Ghostbusters
let's go ♪

♪ Let's go let's go

[Jake whistling]

Aah!

Ah!

♪ Let's go Ghostbusters
let's go ♪

♪ Let's go let's go

-Wooh!
-Oh!

Yeow!

♪ Let's go Ghostbusters
let's go ♪

♪ Let's go let's go ♪

[music continues]

[gasps]
E-Easy on the seat covers!

Boat mode, GB. There's a whole
sea of water out there.

Really? Does that mean you're
finally givin' Tracy a bath?

[laughing]

[peppy music]

[babbling]

I heard him, fleabag.

[creaking]

[air hisses]

[dramatic music]

[engine revs]

[splash]

[music continues]

Head north, GB.

How far north?

[Jake]
As far as you can go.

[music continues]

[upbeat music]

[Jessica] Well, we've reached
the Artic Ocean, guys.

And it looks like the NorthPole is definitely melting.

What makes you so sure, Eddie?

[music continues]

Just a hunch.

The water must be getting deep.

I wonder
how Prime Evil is doin' it.

Uh, melting the ice caps
I mean.

Oh, I'm not sure, Eddie

but I think the answer
could be just ahead.

[crackling]

Look! A ghost dragon.

[dramatic music]

[fire crackles]

So, that's
how Prime Evil's doing it.

Well, at least
it's nothing we can't handle.

You guys stay here
where it's safe.

I'll sneak up on that dragon
and dematerialize him.

[Jessica]
Oh, Jake, be careful.

[Jessica] That dragon looks
dangerous.

Don't worry, Jessica.
Jake will be fine.

Just listen
for the dematerializer.

[dematerializer zapping]

There! All over!
That dragon is history.

[Jake screaming]

-[thud]
-Jake, what happened?

Didn't you zap the dragon
with the dematerializer?

-[panting] Of course I did.
-So what went wrong?

-I missed.
-[all] You missed?

But that dragon
is a size of a mountain.

How could you miss?

So I couldn't
get close enough, okay.

But, Jake, where
is the dematerializer now?

Uh-oh!

Uh-oh!

Uh-oh!

[sniffs]

[Eddie]
He's eatin' that.

[gulps]

[slurps]

[Jake] Now, we've
really got a problem.

[dramatic music]

Well, Brat-A-Rat, has my
ghost dragon finished melting

the polar ice caps yet?

N-not yet, oh, masterful one.

What? What not?

What's causing the delay?

G-G-Ghostbusters, good Lord!

[upbeat music]

[buzzes]

Oh, drat!

Well, it's no surprise.

Those clowns are always
spoiling my fun!

I suppose the ghost dragon's
been dematerialized by now?

No. That at least is good news,
your vileness.

The Ghostbusters have lost
the dematerializer.

[laughs]

What? That is excellent news!

[hissing] I thought you'd like
it, great one. [laughs]

Now, nothing stands in my way!

As soon as my dragon finishes
melting the ice caps

I shall rule the world!

[thunderclap]

All hail Prime Evil!
[laughs]

[laughs] I wonder how long
those bunglers will last

against my dragon!

[hissing]

[dramatic music]

[Jake] Here it comes!

Get ready to pump that water,
guys!

[roaring]

Now!

[choking]

[fizzles]

There! That should put out
that ghost dragon's fires.

[hiccupping]

[Jake] Oh, no!

[sizzles]

I-It didn't work, Jake.
What do we do now?

Uh, run!

[peppy music]

[music continues]

[squealing]

Whoa!

[thud]

[peppy music]

[thud]

Hang on, Jake.

I'll fix that furnace head.

[upbeat music]

[screaming]

He's after me!

[music continues]

Tracy!

He-e-elp me-e-e!

[music continues]

Okie dokie.

[music continues]

[thud]

Nice work, Tracy!

[dragon roaring]

Oops!

[roaring]

Yeow!

Looks like the busters are
having a hard time of it.

We have to do something, GB.

Get your super-duper
snow scooper.

[upbeat music]

[creaking]

-Yeow!
-Yeow!

Yeow!

[squealing]

[music continues]

[squealing]

[Jessica]
Hurry, GB, hurry!

[screeching]

Hey! Nice work, Jessica.
You too, GB.

[music continues]

[creaking]

[music continues]

That sure
slowed the dragon down.

But not for long.

[rumbling]

[crackling]

[grunting]

[Jessica]
Jake, look!

[beeping]

The dragon's
running out of steam.

[dramatic music]

[Jake] And now it's flying
away. It must be going to
refuel.

This could be our big break.
Get in, everybody.

GB, follow that dragon!

[music continues]

[all screaming]

[instrumental music]

I was afraid you'd say that.

[upbeat music]

[dramatic music]

[whirring]

[music continues]

[Jessica]
Oh, my goodness, look!

The whole world
has been flooded!

Sure is, Jessica.

That's why we must
stop that ghost dragon.

Don't lose him, Tracy.

Okie-dokie.

[engine revs]

But, Jake, I don't understand,
why would a dragon

come all the way
out here to refuel unless...

Hey! Look! That ghost dragon's
headed for that oil rig.

[upbeat music]

[Jake] Oil! The dragon is
drinking thousands of gallons
of oil.

[Jessica]
That's the answer then.

The dragon's fire
is fuelled by oil.

[clanging]

Oil. Of course.

That's the reason we couldn't
put out his fire with water.

You mean, the oil is like
the grease on my hamburger?

Exactly, Eddie.

The oil floats
on the surface of the water.

So we couldn't use water
to fight the dragon.

But what can we use?

You put out my grease fire
with a fire extinguisher.

A fire extinguisher! Of course.You've hit it, Eddie.

Let's move, Tracy.

Okie-dokie.

Now, just
a cotton pickin' minute

where are we goin'?

I don't know.

To a fire extinguisher factory,
GB, and hurry.

There isn't much time.

[male #1] That's the biggest
fire extinguisher we make.

It's made to put out
forest fires.

Will it be big enough?

[Jake] Well, we sure hope so.The flooding's gettingserious.

You're telling me? It's getting
hard to find a parking space.

I came to work in my boat.

Well, good luck, Ghostbusters.

We'll mail you the bill!

[Jake]
Any sign of the dragon?

No.

Yes! Down there, Jake.
There it is!

And hard at work too.

Well, we'll soon
take care of that!

But how are we gonna
use the extinguisher

to put out
the dragon's fire?

I've got a plan.

You guys just be ready
to fire that extinguisher

when the dragon
opens his mouth.

[beeping]

Geronimo!

[upbeat music]

Hah! Made it!

Now, for that dragon.

Fortunately
there's a full moon.

Wizard Fuddy, hear my plea,
I need strength immediately!

[Jake] Hey! I said strong,
not invisible!

[Fuddy]
Ooh! Dammit!
I used the wrong magic wand.

[Jake]
Well, I'll just
have to do what I can.

[music continues]

[Jessica] How on earth is Jakegonna make that dragon open hismouth?'

I don't know, Jessica,
but we have to be ready.

Look!

[laughing]

[Jake]
Tickle, tickle.

Come on, laugh!

[laughing]

He's opened his mouth!

Dive, Tracy, dive!

[Tracy]
Okie dokie.

[Eddie] Let's go, Ghostbusters!

[music continues]

[laughing]

[Jake] It's working!

Coochie-coo. Boy,
I'm sure glad I'm invisible.

I'd sure hate to be close
this to a dragon if I weren't.

[laughing]

[coughing]

Uh-oh!

Uh-oh!

Great! Looks like
I'm in for a frying time.

[Eddie] Hurry, Tracy!

[hissing]

[dramatic music]

Bullseye!
Just in time.

-Now, let's see if it works.
-Look!

[choking]

It's working, Jake!
The dragon is fading.

Of course!
That dragon was pure fire.

Put out the fire..

[upbeat continues]

[Jake]
...and there's nothing left.

[Eddie] Hey! Look! We even got
our dematerializer back.'

Looks like another
happy ending, guys.

Wha... I don't know, Jake.

I-I mean, I know someone
who isn't happy.

[all laughing]

I am not happy, Brat-A-Rat.

My magnificent ghost dragon,
destroyed.

Even now, the ice caps
on earth are reforming.

The planet is safe!

Once again my plans
have been ruined

by those dratted
Ghost... busters!

Oh!

Is anything the matter,
glorious one?

Those blasted Ghost bunglers
make me so upset

I forgot to eat!

I'm starved!

Never fear, wonderous one.

I'll cook you up something
delicious.

How about
a nice greasy hamburger?

[laughs]

[growling]

[zapping]

[clanging]

Was it something I said?

Oh, hi! In today's story, we
saw the Ghostbusters' dealing

with a fire-breathing dragon!

Now dragons may not be real,
but fire definitely is.

And as you can see,
it's very dangerous.

Fires can burn trees and houses and even people.

So remember, matches
and cigarette lighters

are not toys.

Anything that makes fire
is dangerous, so play it cool

and don't play
with matches.

You might get hurt
very badly.

And we wouldn't want
that to happen, would we?

Bye now.

[theme music]

♪ Let's go Ghostbusters
let's go ♪

♪ Let's go let's go

♪ Let's go Ghostbusters
let's go ♪

♪ Let's go let's go

[music continues]

♪ Let's go Ghostbusters ♪