The Office (2005–2013): Season 8, Episode 2 - The Incentive - full transcript
Under pressure from Robert to increase branch sales, Andy offers an incentive program to the sales staff, which backfires on him when he offers a very personal grand prize.
Hey, so this isn't
matching up with this
and I'm not sure which one is right
Can you just hunt down the original for me?
Yes, me do
All right
Hey, KevKev, what were you saying before about the paperwork?
Me do it now. Go. Stop worry
Kevin, do you feel okay?
Me feel good. Body strong Sleep big last night
Yeah, I think we should get him to the hospital.
Yeah, all right, Kev why don't you come with us?
No, he's fine. - No, no, guys He's fine.
He's always been like that
No, he hasn't
I mean, he's gotten worse over the years, but
He's making a statement
It's an ironic comment on our expectations of him
A funhouse image of our model of Kevin.
You keep think that
Me mechanic not speak English
but he know what me mean when me say, "Car no go.'
And we best friends
So me think why waste time say lot word when few word do trick.
Kevin, I appreciate what you're trying to do
Thank
Here we have a word code
Same way we have a dress code.
And what we're talking about is
basically the speech equivalent to just wearing underpants
Sometimes words you no need use
but need need for talk talk.
But save time. More success
Does it save time, though? Because we've been here for about an hour
No me fault
Kevin, at most you're saving a microscopic amount of time
Many small time make big time.
What are you going to do with all this time?
See world
Kevin, you can't possibly save enough time to see the world
Kevin, are you saying "see the world' or SeaWorld?
See world Oceans. Fish Jump. China.
No, see? Right there that's the problem with your method
because I still don't know if you're saying SeaWorld or
and I'm not sure which one is right
Can you just hunt down the original for me?
Yes, me do
All right
Hey, KevKev, what were you saying before about the paperwork?
Me do it now. Go. Stop worry
Kevin, do you feel okay?
Me feel good. Body strong Sleep big last night
Yeah, I think we should get him to the hospital.
Yeah, all right, Kev why don't you come with us?
No, he's fine. - No, no, guys He's fine.
He's always been like that
No, he hasn't
I mean, he's gotten worse over the years, but
He's making a statement
It's an ironic comment on our expectations of him
A funhouse image of our model of Kevin.
You keep think that
Me mechanic not speak English
but he know what me mean when me say, "Car no go.'
And we best friends
So me think why waste time say lot word when few word do trick.
Kevin, I appreciate what you're trying to do
Thank
Here we have a word code
Same way we have a dress code.
And what we're talking about is
basically the speech equivalent to just wearing underpants
Sometimes words you no need use
but need need for talk talk.
But save time. More success
Does it save time, though? Because we've been here for about an hour
No me fault
Kevin, at most you're saving a microscopic amount of time
Many small time make big time.
What are you going to do with all this time?
See world
Kevin, you can't possibly save enough time to see the world
Kevin, are you saying "see the world' or SeaWorld?
See world Oceans. Fish Jump. China.
No, see? Right there that's the problem with your method
because I still don't know if you're saying SeaWorld or