The Novelist (2018–2019): Season 1, Episode 2 - Between Love and Jealousy - full transcript
When Haruhiko started to write for Kijima, then only he realized Kijima is a porno-novelist, and with the way Kijima gave his dictation(of his story that was supposed to go into the book), Haruhiko imagination had gone wild.
[Original Story by Maki Marukido: The Pornographer]
Kuzumi.
Yes?
Shall I give you a blowjob?
Huh?
Wait, Teacher!
Wow! I haven't even touched it and it's already stiff!
I wonder why.
Answer my question.
Teacher is...
is erotic.
I give you 80 points.
What? Wait.
What are you doing?
What's wrong with me?
- "Hey, you have a boner."
- Huh?
Shall I relieve you?
I can't use my right hand so
I'll do it with my mouth.
[The Novelist]
[Episode 2 - Between Love and Jealousy]
I know I've been reading a lot of erotic novels lately, but...
He is a middle-aged man in his thirties!
- Hey! Kuzumi!
- Oh.
It's been a while. How are you?
Well...
You should stop by at the club since you're still a member.
I want you to see the juniors' practice.
Sorry. I've been busy lately.
Doing what? A part-time job?
Sort of.
¥200 is your change. Thank you.
So you were forced to listen to the old man's erotic novel?
- Right.
- That's way too gross.
No. Not really.
He could just use a voice recognition system.
He still operates everything in analog.
He doesn't even have a computer or a cellphone.
Seriously? So old school.
Mr. Kijima,
don't you use a computer?
Since I started writing, I've always written on the manuscript paper.
That seems rare nowadays though.
Is that so?
If you want to use it, I don't mind.
No, that's not what I mean.
Then what?
Why don't you buy one?
There is a voice-to-text software.
- No.
- Huh?
It's a pain in the butt.
But...
Mr. Kijima, do you not have a cellphone, either?
Phone?
Right.
That's my phone.
What?
Isn't it inconvenient?
Not really. I don't go out much.
I don't have much interest in society.
Don't you get bored?
I have books. Lots of them.
Also...
This.
A record.
Have you ever listened to a record?
No, I haven't.
It sounds good.
I prefer listening to analog performances on analog devices.
I can't open it with one hand. Can you help me?
But I've never touched one...
It's fine. It's not that expensive.
Okay.
[Nest Tribute Collection of CLASSIC JAZZ]
Once you've placed it, turn on the power at the bottom right.
Yes.
When the rotation is stable, put the needle at the edge of the record.
Yes.
That's it.
♫ Alone with a heart. A battered old heart ♫
♫ A heart that needs tender care ♫
♫ It knows that you won't be there ♫
♫ To share our company ♫
♫ It ain't easy to be alone with a... ♫
What do you think of
the record (sound)?
♫ A dream that faded away ♫
I don't really understand.
You're so honest.
I like that about you.
♫ I just don't know ♫
♫ Oh, what a fool just to imagine ♫
♫ that things could work out if we tried ♫
♫ Now I realize it's over ♫
Why the hell did he say that?
Yeah.
He is not a middle-aged man, but a grandpa.
Well, he is weird.
Yeah.
Whatever.
Do you want some water?
No, thanks.
But... he makes my heart race for some reason.
"Come on. My pussy is itching for you and I can't wait anymore."
"Inside Saori, he thrusts his hot..."
What's wrong?
The next word...
Between "chinko" and "chinpo" (penis), which one sounds dirtier?
Which one?
Either one.
Then, which one do you like?
Then, I like the one with "po."
Thanks.
"Please give me your hot chinpo." Close bracket.
"Looking at Saori pleading like a little girl,
he felt something that exceeded domination."
This is what I'd expect from a top-level kanji writer.
There are barely any corrections.
I read a lot.
You adapt well.
Um... This might be a stupid question.
Do you not feel embarrassed reading this out loud?
Let me think.
It's embarrassing enough to publish what I wrote on paper.
So, I'm past that point.
Is that so?
To be honest, I'm rather enjoying this.
Seeing a person get excited and having an erection right in front of me
to my novel...
Ere-Erection? I did not.
I've really gotten used to it.
You have?
Yes.
That means my novel is not erotic enough.
Oh no, I didn't mean that.
Ah, is that mine?
Sorry, just a minute.
A call related to work?
So, what is it?
Doesn't seem to be.
Shut up! I was busy.
Sorry, but I don't want to see you at the moment.
So, just leave it.
I said that's enough already!
Ah,
I'm very sorry.
I'll contact you again.
Bye.
I didn't expect him to yell like that.
Huh?
What's up with your expression?
Mr. Kijima, you do have a cellphone!
You believed what I said earlier?
Of course. Why wouldn't I?
Who doesn't have a cellphone?
Do you want to exchange numbers?
Stop joking around. I did believe your lie.
- Sorry about that.
- Come on.
You're really honest.
Even so!
Your dick is honest, too.
What the hell are you saying?
This guy...
could be crazier than I imagined.
"I see. For your age,
you have a nice body." Close bracket.
A relationship like this has been going on for two weeks.
"Saori's body that was penetrated from behind
seemed like a woman in her thirties.”
"And it was radiating a ripe shine."
I've got a routine that makes transcribing easier.
″No. Ah. Ah.”
When there is a geminate consonant, he says it staccato.
”No! Don't look.”
He taps his finger to indicate the number of three-dot-leader.
"Ah. You can't. You mustn't."
"Don't go there."
"Don't."
"Ah. Ahh."
But there are times when his emotions show on his face.
And I secretly enjoyed it.
"Saori's aroused body was
reacting completely opposite to what she said."
"You can't."
"No. No!"
Why are you here?
Who said you can come in without my permission?
I used the spare key.
Hey. What happened to your arm?
- I tripped and broke it.
- What?
You should've called me.
By the way, who is that guy?
That guy?
- What a pain.
- Huh?
That's why I said I don't want to see you now.
I was worried.
Could he be the person on the phone the other day?
I'm sorry, Kuzumi.
This is Kido, my editor.
And this is Kuzumi, a university student.
Hello.
Why don't you introduce yourselves to each other?
What? Wait!
Shit.
I'm Kido of Tosui Publisher. I'm his editor.
Hello.
Did you say your name is Kuzumi?
Yes.
I caused his injury because I crashed into him with my bike.
I had no money, so instead of paying his medical fees, I'm helping his work.
Helping his work?
Yes.
Helping? Is that what were you doing earlier?
Right. He's my note-taker.
Like Dostoyevsky.
Are you stupid? Don't you write erotic novels?
I take my job seriously.
Are you a pervert? I guess you are.
What are you thinking?
- You don't have to do that. The deadline is...
- Don't butt in.
He said he wants to work instead of paying for the hospital bill.
Besides, I already had an idea formed in my head, so I wanted to realize it on paper.
I've known that you always come up with crazy ideas.
I know, right?
You two seem close.
You think?
When I had no money,
the one who introduced me to this job was Kido.
So, he's my life-saver.
Aren't you?
I guess.
We have a sort of ill-friendship since college.
Or should I call it an inseparable relationship?
I remember you are...
What?
- Left-handed.
- Kido!
- What is it?
- Come with me.
What is it?
What is going on?
Why are they talking secretively?
What's going on between those two?
Kuzumi, since Kido came to visit, why don't we drink together?
- Huh?
- What?
Here you go.
Will you buy us food at the supermarket near the station?
I got the feeling that he was trying to get rid of me.
I mean, why are they so close?
He is my life-saver. Aren't you?
I guess.
What is this feeling?
♫ The rain starts to fall in the twilight ♫
♫ The stars wander around in the lightning ♫
♫ If I listen carefully to your skin, ♫
♫ I can even hear miracles ♫
♫ No more. The piece of me that is fragile ♫
♫ No more. Please don't go anywhere today ♫
♫ Twilight. Changing into the warmth that bound to you ♫
♫ Tonight... ♫
♫ Tonight... ♫
♫ No more ♫
[This drama is based on a fictional story]
[Preview]
It can't be. Right now, those two...
What is it that you want?
- A threesome?
- I wonder his true intention.
Stay here. Sleep with me.
How did we end up like this?
Kuzumi.
Yes?
Shall I give you a blowjob?
Huh?
Wait, Teacher!
Wow! I haven't even touched it and it's already stiff!
I wonder why.
Answer my question.
Teacher is...
is erotic.
I give you 80 points.
What? Wait.
What are you doing?
What's wrong with me?
- "Hey, you have a boner."
- Huh?
Shall I relieve you?
I can't use my right hand so
I'll do it with my mouth.
[The Novelist]
[Episode 2 - Between Love and Jealousy]
I know I've been reading a lot of erotic novels lately, but...
He is a middle-aged man in his thirties!
- Hey! Kuzumi!
- Oh.
It's been a while. How are you?
Well...
You should stop by at the club since you're still a member.
I want you to see the juniors' practice.
Sorry. I've been busy lately.
Doing what? A part-time job?
Sort of.
¥200 is your change. Thank you.
So you were forced to listen to the old man's erotic novel?
- Right.
- That's way too gross.
No. Not really.
He could just use a voice recognition system.
He still operates everything in analog.
He doesn't even have a computer or a cellphone.
Seriously? So old school.
Mr. Kijima,
don't you use a computer?
Since I started writing, I've always written on the manuscript paper.
That seems rare nowadays though.
Is that so?
If you want to use it, I don't mind.
No, that's not what I mean.
Then what?
Why don't you buy one?
There is a voice-to-text software.
- No.
- Huh?
It's a pain in the butt.
But...
Mr. Kijima, do you not have a cellphone, either?
Phone?
Right.
That's my phone.
What?
Isn't it inconvenient?
Not really. I don't go out much.
I don't have much interest in society.
Don't you get bored?
I have books. Lots of them.
Also...
This.
A record.
Have you ever listened to a record?
No, I haven't.
It sounds good.
I prefer listening to analog performances on analog devices.
I can't open it with one hand. Can you help me?
But I've never touched one...
It's fine. It's not that expensive.
Okay.
[Nest Tribute Collection of CLASSIC JAZZ]
Once you've placed it, turn on the power at the bottom right.
Yes.
When the rotation is stable, put the needle at the edge of the record.
Yes.
That's it.
♫ Alone with a heart. A battered old heart ♫
♫ A heart that needs tender care ♫
♫ It knows that you won't be there ♫
♫ To share our company ♫
♫ It ain't easy to be alone with a... ♫
What do you think of
the record (sound)?
♫ A dream that faded away ♫
I don't really understand.
You're so honest.
I like that about you.
♫ I just don't know ♫
♫ Oh, what a fool just to imagine ♫
♫ that things could work out if we tried ♫
♫ Now I realize it's over ♫
Why the hell did he say that?
Yeah.
He is not a middle-aged man, but a grandpa.
Well, he is weird.
Yeah.
Whatever.
Do you want some water?
No, thanks.
But... he makes my heart race for some reason.
"Come on. My pussy is itching for you and I can't wait anymore."
"Inside Saori, he thrusts his hot..."
What's wrong?
The next word...
Between "chinko" and "chinpo" (penis), which one sounds dirtier?
Which one?
Either one.
Then, which one do you like?
Then, I like the one with "po."
Thanks.
"Please give me your hot chinpo." Close bracket.
"Looking at Saori pleading like a little girl,
he felt something that exceeded domination."
This is what I'd expect from a top-level kanji writer.
There are barely any corrections.
I read a lot.
You adapt well.
Um... This might be a stupid question.
Do you not feel embarrassed reading this out loud?
Let me think.
It's embarrassing enough to publish what I wrote on paper.
So, I'm past that point.
Is that so?
To be honest, I'm rather enjoying this.
Seeing a person get excited and having an erection right in front of me
to my novel...
Ere-Erection? I did not.
I've really gotten used to it.
You have?
Yes.
That means my novel is not erotic enough.
Oh no, I didn't mean that.
Ah, is that mine?
Sorry, just a minute.
A call related to work?
So, what is it?
Doesn't seem to be.
Shut up! I was busy.
Sorry, but I don't want to see you at the moment.
So, just leave it.
I said that's enough already!
Ah,
I'm very sorry.
I'll contact you again.
Bye.
I didn't expect him to yell like that.
Huh?
What's up with your expression?
Mr. Kijima, you do have a cellphone!
You believed what I said earlier?
Of course. Why wouldn't I?
Who doesn't have a cellphone?
Do you want to exchange numbers?
Stop joking around. I did believe your lie.
- Sorry about that.
- Come on.
You're really honest.
Even so!
Your dick is honest, too.
What the hell are you saying?
This guy...
could be crazier than I imagined.
"I see. For your age,
you have a nice body." Close bracket.
A relationship like this has been going on for two weeks.
"Saori's body that was penetrated from behind
seemed like a woman in her thirties.”
"And it was radiating a ripe shine."
I've got a routine that makes transcribing easier.
″No. Ah. Ah.”
When there is a geminate consonant, he says it staccato.
”No! Don't look.”
He taps his finger to indicate the number of three-dot-leader.
"Ah. You can't. You mustn't."
"Don't go there."
"Don't."
"Ah. Ahh."
But there are times when his emotions show on his face.
And I secretly enjoyed it.
"Saori's aroused body was
reacting completely opposite to what she said."
"You can't."
"No. No!"
Why are you here?
Who said you can come in without my permission?
I used the spare key.
Hey. What happened to your arm?
- I tripped and broke it.
- What?
You should've called me.
By the way, who is that guy?
That guy?
- What a pain.
- Huh?
That's why I said I don't want to see you now.
I was worried.
Could he be the person on the phone the other day?
I'm sorry, Kuzumi.
This is Kido, my editor.
And this is Kuzumi, a university student.
Hello.
Why don't you introduce yourselves to each other?
What? Wait!
Shit.
I'm Kido of Tosui Publisher. I'm his editor.
Hello.
Did you say your name is Kuzumi?
Yes.
I caused his injury because I crashed into him with my bike.
I had no money, so instead of paying his medical fees, I'm helping his work.
Helping his work?
Yes.
Helping? Is that what were you doing earlier?
Right. He's my note-taker.
Like Dostoyevsky.
Are you stupid? Don't you write erotic novels?
I take my job seriously.
Are you a pervert? I guess you are.
What are you thinking?
- You don't have to do that. The deadline is...
- Don't butt in.
He said he wants to work instead of paying for the hospital bill.
Besides, I already had an idea formed in my head, so I wanted to realize it on paper.
I've known that you always come up with crazy ideas.
I know, right?
You two seem close.
You think?
When I had no money,
the one who introduced me to this job was Kido.
So, he's my life-saver.
Aren't you?
I guess.
We have a sort of ill-friendship since college.
Or should I call it an inseparable relationship?
I remember you are...
What?
- Left-handed.
- Kido!
- What is it?
- Come with me.
What is it?
What is going on?
Why are they talking secretively?
What's going on between those two?
Kuzumi, since Kido came to visit, why don't we drink together?
- Huh?
- What?
Here you go.
Will you buy us food at the supermarket near the station?
I got the feeling that he was trying to get rid of me.
I mean, why are they so close?
He is my life-saver. Aren't you?
I guess.
What is this feeling?
♫ The rain starts to fall in the twilight ♫
♫ The stars wander around in the lightning ♫
♫ If I listen carefully to your skin, ♫
♫ I can even hear miracles ♫
♫ No more. The piece of me that is fragile ♫
♫ No more. Please don't go anywhere today ♫
♫ Twilight. Changing into the warmth that bound to you ♫
♫ Tonight... ♫
♫ Tonight... ♫
♫ No more ♫
[This drama is based on a fictional story]
[Preview]
It can't be. Right now, those two...
What is it that you want?
- A threesome?
- I wonder his true intention.
Stay here. Sleep with me.
How did we end up like this?