The Mr. Men Show (2008–2009): Season 1, Episode 6 - Flying/Hobbies - full transcript
- The Mr Men Show!
- Like many of us,
The Mr Men and Little Misses
- do enjoy soaring into
the wild blue yonder.
- Some take to the skies in
magnificent flying machines.
- Whilst others prefer,
- a more homemade approach.
- But no matter their
means of air travel
- there is no greater thrill
- than seeing the
world from a bird's eye view.
[MR NERVOUS:] I could be lost in space,
- never to return to my beloved Earth!
[MR RUDE:] You're not
the only astronaut in town.
[MR NERVOUS:] Sorry, Mr Rude.
[MR RUDE:] That guy,
- is such a chicken.
- I am surprised he doesn't cluck.
- [MISS SCARY GIGGLES]
[MISS SUNSHINE:]
Oh, hello Mr Grumpy!
- I didn't know you
worked as a flight attendant.
[MR GRUMPY:] I didn't
earn these wings for nothin'.
[MISS SUNSHINE:] I mean, I didn't know
that you DIDN'T work as a flight attendant,
- So I'm not sure why
I'm really surprised.
[MR GRUMPY:] Yes, Miss Sunshine,
my vast talent surprise even me.
- Now, what do you want to drink.
[MISS SUNSHINE:] I would
LOVE a nice, cold glass of fizzy pop.
- I'll be right back.
[MR GRUMPY:] What do you want, Mr Rude.
[MR RUDE:] Took you long enough.
Give me another cherry fizzy pop.
- and be quick.
[MR FUSSY:] Hello,
- Can you tell me if
this pillow has ever been washed?
[MR GRUMPY:] Well, not
since I started working here.
- Thirty years ago.
[MR FUSSY:] Then
I would like another.
- One that has been cleaned.
- Preferably sterilized.
[MR GRUMPY:] Oh,
crooked cucumbers.
- What now.
[MR RUDE:] What is this for?
[MR GRUMPY:] Your
lunch, which you'll never get
- if I can't finish
my beverage service.
[MR BOUNCE:] Whoaaa! Sorry, I'm back again!
[MR FUSSY:] The very idea that an
airline would not have a single
clean pillow for its
passengers is unacceptable.
[MR BOUNCE:] Hello!
[Mr Fussy:] Ah, much better.
[MR FUSSY:] Thank you.
[MR GRUMPY:] We aim to please
on Dillydale air.
[MR BOUNCE:] Very comfortable, thank you.
[MR TICKLE:] It's awfully nice of
you to come along, Mr Quiet.
- I didn't know you
were a fan of helicopter rides.
[MR QUIET:] Oh, yes... I
suppose anything that's fun.
[MISS WHOOPS:]
Oh, hello, Mr Tickle
- Mr Quiet.
- Ready to go flying?
[MR QUIET:] Uh...umm
- I think I'll go home.
[MR TICKLE:] Where are you going, Mr Quiet?
- Don't worry, Miss Whoops is one
of the best helicopter pilots around.
[MR TICKLE:]
Aren'tcha, Miss Whoops?
[MISS WHOOPS:] Oh, yes,
I'm a trained professional.
- Only a handful of accidents.
[MISS WHOOPS:]
Whoops! Wrong button!
[MR TICKLE:] I think
somebody needs a tickle!
[MR QUIET:] I wanna go home...
[MR TICKLE:] See?
- all you needed was a tickle.
[MISS WHOOPS:] That's more like it!
[MR QUIET:] Uh...the door-
- The door!
[MR TICKLE:] Shouldn't we shut the door?
[MISS WHOOPS:] That's
what this button does!
- Whoops!
- I think it's broken.
- Oh well. Here we go!
[MR TICKLE:] It's quite
a view from up here!
- Look, Mr Quiet!
- There's your house!
[MISS WHOOPS:] Let me see!
- Which one is it?
[MR TICKLE:] That one! Down there!
[MR QUIET:] Um...excuse
me, can I just sit up...
[MISS WHOOPS:] I can't see it.
[MR TICKLE:] It's that one!
The one with the brown roof!
[MISS WHOOPS:] I don't see
a brown roof, I see a blue roof.
[MR TICKLE:] Well, count
five along from the blue one!
[MISS WHOOPS:] In what direction?
[MR TICKLE:] Towards the park!
[MISS WHOOPS:]
1, 2, 3, 4... Wait.
- I can't count!
[MR TICKLE:] I didn't realize
your house was so big, Mr Quiet!
[MISS WHOOPS:] Hold on, I see it!
- Oh yes, nice roof, Mr Quiet!
[MR TICKLE:] I told you this would be fun!
[MISS WHOOPS:] Whoops!
Forgot to refuel before we took off.
- Looks like we'll have
to cato a tip shorter and head back.
[MR TICKLE:] Oh, too bad.
[MISS WHOOPS:] Hang on, Mr
Quiet! Wouldn't want you to fall out.
DANCE!
[MISS CALAMITY:] Oh...oh my bonnet!
- Oh no!
- Stop hat! Stop!
- Oh, thank you for
stopping. There we are,
- Would've been such
a shame to lose this hat.
- Oh, I'm feeling
a little lightheaded.
- Oh no. Oh no!
- Help! Help!
- Piggies, would you mind
terribly collecting my haa---!
- Poor pig. Back to mummy!
- Oh! A train! No, train! Don't hit my hat!
- Oh, my hat...stop! If
only I had a fishing rod.
- And cast away!
- ...Oh dear.
- Oh! What a calamity!
- Where's it gone?
[MISS CALAMITY:] Oh, good, my hat.
- This must be my lucky day.
[MISS SCARY LAUGHS AT MISS CALAMITY.]
[MR QUIET GRUNTS IN EFFORT.]
[MR STUBBORN:] Come on,
Mr Quiet! Put some muscle into it!
- What're you waiting
for? Climb aboard!
- Come on, we've got
a date with the clouds!
[MR SCATTERBRAIN:] Mr Stubborn!
- You're cleared for landing!
[MR STUBBORN:] Don't you
mean take off, Mr Scatterbrain?
- Who put that there? Nevermind!
- Up we go!
- Don't give me that look.
I know what I'm doing!
- I MEANT to do that.
- This cable is cheap!
- No wonder this plane is
giving me such a hard time.
- Problem solved.
- Alright, hang on, we're going in.
[MR QUIET:] Pumpkins!
[MR STUBBORN:] And that,
Mr Quiet, is how you land a plane.
- And so ends another thrilling day
- soaring
through the skies of Dillydale
- When you head off on your own adventure
- Make sure your seat belt is
tight,
- your parachute is ready.
- And Miss Helpful is nowhere to be found.
[MR BUMP:] You live and learn!
Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.
- Like many of us,
The Mr Men and Little Misses
- do enjoy soaring into
the wild blue yonder.
- Some take to the skies in
magnificent flying machines.
- Whilst others prefer,
- a more homemade approach.
- But no matter their
means of air travel
- there is no greater thrill
- than seeing the
world from a bird's eye view.
[MR NERVOUS:] I could be lost in space,
- never to return to my beloved Earth!
[MR RUDE:] You're not
the only astronaut in town.
[MR NERVOUS:] Sorry, Mr Rude.
[MR RUDE:] That guy,
- is such a chicken.
- I am surprised he doesn't cluck.
- [MISS SCARY GIGGLES]
[MISS SUNSHINE:]
Oh, hello Mr Grumpy!
- I didn't know you
worked as a flight attendant.
[MR GRUMPY:] I didn't
earn these wings for nothin'.
[MISS SUNSHINE:] I mean, I didn't know
that you DIDN'T work as a flight attendant,
- So I'm not sure why
I'm really surprised.
[MR GRUMPY:] Yes, Miss Sunshine,
my vast talent surprise even me.
- Now, what do you want to drink.
[MISS SUNSHINE:] I would
LOVE a nice, cold glass of fizzy pop.
- I'll be right back.
[MR GRUMPY:] What do you want, Mr Rude.
[MR RUDE:] Took you long enough.
Give me another cherry fizzy pop.
- and be quick.
[MR FUSSY:] Hello,
- Can you tell me if
this pillow has ever been washed?
[MR GRUMPY:] Well, not
since I started working here.
- Thirty years ago.
[MR FUSSY:] Then
I would like another.
- One that has been cleaned.
- Preferably sterilized.
[MR GRUMPY:] Oh,
crooked cucumbers.
- What now.
[MR RUDE:] What is this for?
[MR GRUMPY:] Your
lunch, which you'll never get
- if I can't finish
my beverage service.
[MR BOUNCE:] Whoaaa! Sorry, I'm back again!
[MR FUSSY:] The very idea that an
airline would not have a single
clean pillow for its
passengers is unacceptable.
[MR BOUNCE:] Hello!
[Mr Fussy:] Ah, much better.
[MR FUSSY:] Thank you.
[MR GRUMPY:] We aim to please
on Dillydale air.
[MR BOUNCE:] Very comfortable, thank you.
[MR TICKLE:] It's awfully nice of
you to come along, Mr Quiet.
- I didn't know you
were a fan of helicopter rides.
[MR QUIET:] Oh, yes... I
suppose anything that's fun.
[MISS WHOOPS:]
Oh, hello, Mr Tickle
- Mr Quiet.
- Ready to go flying?
[MR QUIET:] Uh...umm
- I think I'll go home.
[MR TICKLE:] Where are you going, Mr Quiet?
- Don't worry, Miss Whoops is one
of the best helicopter pilots around.
[MR TICKLE:]
Aren'tcha, Miss Whoops?
[MISS WHOOPS:] Oh, yes,
I'm a trained professional.
- Only a handful of accidents.
[MISS WHOOPS:]
Whoops! Wrong button!
[MR TICKLE:] I think
somebody needs a tickle!
[MR QUIET:] I wanna go home...
[MR TICKLE:] See?
- all you needed was a tickle.
[MISS WHOOPS:] That's more like it!
[MR QUIET:] Uh...the door-
- The door!
[MR TICKLE:] Shouldn't we shut the door?
[MISS WHOOPS:] That's
what this button does!
- Whoops!
- I think it's broken.
- Oh well. Here we go!
[MR TICKLE:] It's quite
a view from up here!
- Look, Mr Quiet!
- There's your house!
[MISS WHOOPS:] Let me see!
- Which one is it?
[MR TICKLE:] That one! Down there!
[MR QUIET:] Um...excuse
me, can I just sit up...
[MISS WHOOPS:] I can't see it.
[MR TICKLE:] It's that one!
The one with the brown roof!
[MISS WHOOPS:] I don't see
a brown roof, I see a blue roof.
[MR TICKLE:] Well, count
five along from the blue one!
[MISS WHOOPS:] In what direction?
[MR TICKLE:] Towards the park!
[MISS WHOOPS:]
1, 2, 3, 4... Wait.
- I can't count!
[MR TICKLE:] I didn't realize
your house was so big, Mr Quiet!
[MISS WHOOPS:] Hold on, I see it!
- Oh yes, nice roof, Mr Quiet!
[MR TICKLE:] I told you this would be fun!
[MISS WHOOPS:] Whoops!
Forgot to refuel before we took off.
- Looks like we'll have
to cato a tip shorter and head back.
[MR TICKLE:] Oh, too bad.
[MISS WHOOPS:] Hang on, Mr
Quiet! Wouldn't want you to fall out.
DANCE!
[MISS CALAMITY:] Oh...oh my bonnet!
- Oh no!
- Stop hat! Stop!
- Oh, thank you for
stopping. There we are,
- Would've been such
a shame to lose this hat.
- Oh, I'm feeling
a little lightheaded.
- Oh no. Oh no!
- Help! Help!
- Piggies, would you mind
terribly collecting my haa---!
- Poor pig. Back to mummy!
- Oh! A train! No, train! Don't hit my hat!
- Oh, my hat...stop! If
only I had a fishing rod.
- And cast away!
- ...Oh dear.
- Oh! What a calamity!
- Where's it gone?
[MISS CALAMITY:] Oh, good, my hat.
- This must be my lucky day.
[MISS SCARY LAUGHS AT MISS CALAMITY.]
[MR QUIET GRUNTS IN EFFORT.]
[MR STUBBORN:] Come on,
Mr Quiet! Put some muscle into it!
- What're you waiting
for? Climb aboard!
- Come on, we've got
a date with the clouds!
[MR SCATTERBRAIN:] Mr Stubborn!
- You're cleared for landing!
[MR STUBBORN:] Don't you
mean take off, Mr Scatterbrain?
- Who put that there? Nevermind!
- Up we go!
- Don't give me that look.
I know what I'm doing!
- I MEANT to do that.
- This cable is cheap!
- No wonder this plane is
giving me such a hard time.
- Problem solved.
- Alright, hang on, we're going in.
[MR QUIET:] Pumpkins!
[MR STUBBORN:] And that,
Mr Quiet, is how you land a plane.
- And so ends another thrilling day
- soaring
through the skies of Dillydale
- When you head off on your own adventure
- Make sure your seat belt is
tight,
- your parachute is ready.
- And Miss Helpful is nowhere to be found.
[MR BUMP:] You live and learn!
Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.