The Mighty Ones (2020–2022): Season 4, Episode 6 - Shellabyrinth/Helping Hans - full transcript

Okay, you guys got the stuff?

Yeah, here's the rare,
pink honey from the beehive.

Ow.

Here's
the swamp moss I stole

from a snapping turtle. Ow.

Hang in there, Mr. Ladybüg.

Our fizz-relief medicine
is almost ready.

Now all we need
is Berry's juice.

Where is Berry?

Ooh.

Any minute now...



Ladybüg's blowing away!

Ah! Quick, we got to catch him!

Splashy-splash.

Oh, hey guys.

You want to make
some mud pies with me?

Berry! Where were you?

Look what happened
to Mr. Ladybüg!

Eh, he seems happy to me.

Berry, you just had
to bring a single ingredient.

We just needed the juice
from your big old head!

You really let us down, Berry.

Mud pie?

- Come on!
- Unbelievable!

You can't
be serious right now.



Berry, come walk with me.

This is the perfect time
for me to teach you

about responsibility.

Hold on, hold on, hold on.

Responsiwhat now?

Responsibility!

There are three pillars
of responsibility.

Ha-ha!

See?

First there's empathy.

Then trustworthiness.

And last, focus.

The three pillars
of responsibility!

Anyway, a good way to start
learning the three pillars

would be to clean up all
the little scraps

of popped Mr. Ladybüg.

Look, I'll even let
little Twiggy help you out.

It's the responsible
thing to do.

Rocksy, I am not...

Let me go check if there's any
more Ladybüg goop over there.

Ugh,
oh, I got to get out of here!

Berry, you can't get away!

I'm annoyingly persistent!

I need a place to hide!

A place to hide, you say?

I might just
be able to help you.

Okay, yeah, a-anything!

I have to leave town for a bit

and I need someone
to watch my little plant!

If you can do that,
well, my shell is all yours.

Berry! I'm getting closer!

I'll do whatever, hurry!

Here you go!

And now let me just slip

out of this here shell here...

There we go!

Whoa, mamma!

Did you get a haircut?

I sure did! You like it?

Meh.

All right,
the place is all yours.

But just remember one thing...

Do not go through the blue door.

Well, I'm off! Bye!

Thanks, Shelly!

Berry!

Rocksy is approaching!

Berry, you over here?

I want to tell you more
about the three pillars!

Berry?

Woah.

This shell's pretty nice inside.

Are you in there?

If so, there's a lot
more Ladybüg to mop up!

Ooh! Blue door!

Do not go through the blue door.

Nuts to that! Yah!

Ah!

Berry?

Oh, she's gone.

Now where'd that plant go...
Ho-ho-ho!

Oh, my gosh...

This room is super tacky.

Plant?

Plant?

Plant!

Ugh. How am I going to find
that plant in here?

Welcome, my dear.

Hello? Who's that?

Looking for this, I suspect?

Hey!

What?

Dead end?

Where'd you go?

If you want
your plant back safely,

you must first complete
my Shellabyrinth

of responsibility!

Eh, hard pass.

I'm just going to leave.

I don't think so...

You are trapped.

Unable to leave
until you have completed

my three tasks.

Ugh. Fine!

How delightful! Right this way.

What the...

Woah...

Huh? What's that?

The first of your trials...

Behold!

My mucus worm has trapped

three delicate pixies

within its toothsome maw.

Ah! Help! Help! Help!

This doesn't really seem
like my problem.

Really? You're content
to just let them die?

Where's your empathy?

Uh... Wasn't that one
of the dumb pillars

Rocksy was talking about?

Yes!

Empathy means caring for others,

even when it might be
inconvenient to you.

Please help us!

Ah, dang,

I do feel kind of bad for 'em...

Fine! I'll do it.

Got you!

Thank you, Berry!

Are we dead?

No, you passed the test!

Oh! Sweet, the plant!

See you at the end
of the Shellabyrinth!

Hey! Get back here,
you little freaks!

You can't catch me!

Got you! Run away!

Aw, these little guys are cute.

Guh...

Really hairy, though.

For your next test,

you must complete a trust fall

with my furry friend over there.

Hello!

A trust fall? That's it? Easy!

I bet these little guys only
weigh about one Twig butt cheek.

Ah, don't forget pillar
number two, Berry,

trustworthiness!

I guess
my friends did trust me

to help them this morning,

and I let them down...

Catch me!

I do wanna be trustworthy...

Big guy, I won't let you fall!

You can trust me...

Oh! I did it!

Dang, you do weigh one
Twig butt cheek after all!

Now where's
the door to the next test?

In my tum-tum.

Eh, I've done weirder things.

Okay, are you ready to...

Where'd she go?

For your third and final test,

you must listen
to this little creature

who will
tell you the password.

Is that all?

Are you ready for the password?

Yeah, I got this.

Okay, the password is...

Beans.

Ooh!

Did you hear the password?

Uh... no.

Can you repeat it?

Okay.

The password is...

Beans.

Woah!

Beans. B-E-A-N-S.

Holy smokes!

Oh, you really aren't
good at this, are you?

Sorry, I'm trying,
but this is too visually

and auditorily stimulating.

Don't forget
the third pillar, Berry, it's...

Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I know, it's focus.

My lack of focus
is how I got distracted

by the mud puddle this morning.

But not this time.

I can do this!

All right. Here I go.

Focus...

Focus!

The password is...

Beans.

The password is beans!

Oh!

Hello?

Anyone?

Hello?

Oh, no.

Judy...

Phil! Oh, no. Oh, no, no.

Okay, oh, no, oh, no.
No, no, no...

Woohoo!

The Three pillars, baby!

Congratulations, Berry,

you have conquered
the Shellabyrinth!

All thanks to the three pillars
of responsibility.

Here is your plant.

Thank you!

You know,
I just realized something.

Responsibility isn't that bad,

it can actually be
pretty fun and cool.

Yes, you've proven
that you are indeed

responsible enough.

You've got the job.

All of this is now yours.

Uh... Wait. What job?

The Shellabyrinth.
It's all yours!

All the mess, that is!

All the magical creatures
in here are pretty disgusting.

You better grab a mop and get
started right away actually.

It's all part
of the responsibility.

Oh, I get responsibility now...

It's a tool to trap you!

Trap you into
cleaning up messes forever!

A big, ding-dong trap!

So is that a yes, or...

Thanks again
for letting us use the blue door

to teach Berry
about responsibility.

Ah, no problem at all.

I think it's going
be a big success!

My shell!

So...

I guess responsibility

is not for you, huh?

What are you talking about?

I got the plant back, baby!

Hey, babe! Check it out!

I'm cleaning the gutters!

And I'm not even bothering you
about it this time!

What?

I'm just up here,

not needing attention,

competently fixing the house!

Woah!

Okay.

And I know what you're
going to say next!

"Breht, you forgot your tools!"

Guess I'll just have to go
all the way back down...

But wait!

What is this? Ta-Da!

The Northberg Naval Knife!

This family heirloom
was passed down

from my grandpa.

Hey, Linds,
you remember him, right?

Lindsay! Lindsay!

Chug, chug, chug!

Yeah!

Well, you may not be
impressed right now,

but you will be,

when you see
all the amazing stuff

I can do with these!

No, those are the tiny scissors.

Nope, that's the screwythingy.

These are so hard to grab!

Nope, scissors again...

Ah, no, no, no!

My naval knife!

No, no, no!

No, no, no!

Ah!

Hi, Lindsay.

Aw, man, this thing is useless!

I cast thee out, spooned fork!

Well, we tried our best.

Good luck in there, buddy.
It's been real.

Yodeyodeleyodelyodelhyeeehoo!

Yah!

Oh, never fear!
Hans has arrived!

Hans? Hans who?

Oh! So I see you do not know?

I am the helping Hans!

And I am here to share with you

the wonder
of mein fantastischeGoobers!

If there's anything
you need help with,

well I am the tool for the job!

I'm not quite sure
what these 'Goobers' are,

but can they open
a mystery barrel?

Oh! With mein
"Super Puncher Goober,"

that mystery barrel will
be open in lickety-splitsies!

Yodelyoldelyhoo-hooo!

Oh!

Oh, my eyes...

it's so bright!

- Hey, Twig!
- You're back!

Hans ist meinname
und helping ist meingame!

Me and meinGoobers
can fix any situation.

Wow! Tell us more!

Why tell you,
when I can show you!

Yodelayhee-hoo!

Has this situation
ever happened to you?

Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

Oh, no! What an unsightly mess!

With my handy-dandy
Sun-Embiggener,

even this unsightly mess
won't cause you distress!

Holy butt-pitts!

That was amazing!

Oh, no!

I am lost,
and cannot find my way

in all this tall grass.

Whatever shall I do?

With my Hans-brand
Snippy-Trippy Goober,

you'll find your way home
in zero time!

Wow, thanks, Hans!

Ah, gee-wiz.

I know I'd be popular
and have friends

if only I could get rid
of this unsightly nub!

Hans has arrived!

With my absolutely sassy
Goober-File,

that unsightly nub will be
a thing of saddened

realities past.

Wow, wow, wow!

Wow, wow, wow!

Hans can do anything!

That's correct!

There is never a job too big

in the land for Hans.

Some say I have an almost
pathological need to help

und hinge my entire
identity on it...

Rumors!

Oh, wait a minute!
Stop those clockies!

Who is that stoic, mysterious,
loner-type character before me?

Oh, that's just Leaf.

He doesn't need any help.

Maybe some meditation chimes?

Chromatic sound flute?

Spinal Rectifier?

He resists my goobers.

And yet,
I sense he needs one thing...

Oh, forget him, Hans.

You've got three
needy beans right here!

Yeah!

Hans! Hans! Hans! Hans! Hans!

I need holes here, Hans.

As far as the eye can see.

Oh! Well, lucky for you,

I have the exact goober
you need!

Oh! Hans, how dig hole?

Ah! I show you! No worries!

First you stick it,
and then you flick it!

It's easy peezy lemon squeeezy!

Wait, do it again.

First stick it
undthen flick it!

One more time,
I didn't catch it.

You stick it,
undflick it. Okay?

Okay.

So, when does it become
a hole, though?

Hans?

Uh-oh! Looks like I'm off!

Here, just keep sticking
undflicking

and you'll have a bunch
of holes in no time.

Stick it, and...

kick it!

Aw, come on!

Oh well hello, Twigman!
What is it I can do you for?

Well, Hans, I kind
of need a new look for summer.

Oh, yes! I think
my Triple-BladeSharpen-Goober

will be just the item
to have you summer-ready

in a jiffy-pooh!

I call it
the 'Swiss Alp-a-Scalp'.

Please, have a look!

Wow! Thanks, Hans!

Hans!

Uh, oh, coming!

Hans, you're, like,
such a super inspiration.

I want to be just like you!

Oh, Berry.

You have touched my heart.
That is so sweet.

You mean you want
to be helping the peoples

who are in the need as well?

No!

I mean I want to be full
of cool goobers and junk.

Give me goober! Give me.

Oh, okay, sure.

Uh. I suppose
I could lend you some,

if you suppose it
would be helping.

Only one way to find out!

Woah! No way!

Yeah. Wow. That's...

That's really something.
Something has occurred.

Hans?

Coming!

Now don't think
I forgot about you, hot shot!

Hans! I think I got
a little carried away!

Oh, no! Never fear!

Upsy-daisies!

Oh, perfect!

Hans, you got to let me
use that pick-up thingie!

It'll help me dig
so many new holes!

Oh! My grabber jabber?

Huh, well, if you think
it'll help, okay.

Hans?

Okay, never too busy
to help you as well.

Seriously.

What can I help you with?

Okay, so, I need a touch

of light facial reconstruction

to go with my new "look."

Ah, oh, okay, sure, great.

I guess, you know why not?
Nothing matters.

Yeah. Okay, very carefully.

Very carefully...

Oh, Hans!

Eek!

Coming! Okay, yeah...

So yeah, that looks, um, good?

My gorb! I'm beautiful!

Well, almost.

Just a few, quick,
minor adjustments.

Don't be shy,
I can do this all day.

How can I help?

Uh. I need more goobers!

Well, I guess I could
lend you uh, my Goober-Toober.

Ugh!

And, maybe also
my Scissor-Snips?

Ah!

And I guess, maybe,
my Patent-Pending Pencil-Proder.

Ooh my...

Is that helping you?

Dude, sweet!

Well, yes, always Hans
isthappy to help,

please, you know, any time.

I hear you.
Your silent cries for help.

Reach out for meingoobers.

Hans! Help!

All the holes are on fire!

Have it out in a jiffy!

Hans, I'm kind of having trouble

lifting the weight of my new,
goober-filled head...

Here.

Ah, yeah,
now that feels natural.

Hans! All the holes burned up!

Burning holes?

Holes that have burned. Really?

Berry? Rocksy?

Is that you?

Have you seen Hans?

Aah!

What happened to your face, man?

Makeover kind of went south.

Help, Hans! Help!

Never fear, Hans is here...

Oh, my goobers...

Hans, help us, Hans!

Help us, Hans! Help us!

I'm sure I've got
the right thing for...

What? Wait...

No!

All meingoobers, they're gone!

What?

No more goobers?

How did this happen?

Seriously, I'm stumped.

Help us anyway, Hans.

Stop it!

Ah! You people are insatiable!

Aah!

Oh, wait, I've got
a goober for this!

Aw, sweet!

Oh. My goobers!

They are all gone!

Without my goobers,
I can't help anyone.

This is untrue.

What?

You are finally
ready to help me.

What? Me? Help?

But, how? I'm...

I'm useless.

Climb,
and I will show you the way.

I made it.

Have you freed yourself
of your attachments, Hans?

Yes. I've lost everything.

You've finally achieved
the perfect weight...

No, uh, state!

I meant, state!

The perfect state to help me.

Here, have a seat.

Ah, well, if you say so.

Okay, move closer to me.

Closer.

A little more...

Perfect.

Well, I hope you
got nothing planned, dude,

because, you're going to be
stuck here for a little while.

Okay, dig it, so, we're on
a mouse trap right now.

And if you move, you'll, like,
totally set of that giant,

metal smashy-thing
and we'll totally get, like...

Well, smashed.

So, yeah...

Later! Whoosh!

Wait a minute. Leaf!

Wait! Come back!

Leaf?

A little help, guys?