The Mighty Ones (2020–2022): Season 1, Episode 9 - Silly Collection/Hat Wars - full transcript

Whoo! Let's do it!

- Are you gonna do it?
- I'm gonna to do it!

- Do it!
- I'm so gonna to do it!

Uh, it actually seems

a lot higher from up--

Do it!
Could you count me down?

One, two, three, go!

Wait,
do I go on three or a--

One, two, three, go!

- Okay, okay!
- Go, go, go!

Yeah,
I'm not going to do it.



Aw, nuts!
She ain't gonna do it.

Watch it, man!
You're getting dirt on my pile.

Okay, geez. Chill, dude.

There's no shame
in knowing your limits.

There's no sha...

It wasn't tall enough!
Yeah, that's it.

"The hill
wasn't tall enough, Berry.

A waste of my..."

Whoa!

It's just that I like it
a certain way, okay?

Whatever, dude.

Ugh! I just don't want them
getting messed up!

Ah, dude.
Oh, come on!

Hey, Ber, I came down



because the hill
was not tall enough.

Total waste of my...

What are you guys up to?

Leaf's acting all weird.

Hey, you two!

Ugh! Can you be
a little more careful?

You almost smashed up my pile!
Why don't you go play
with Twig or something.

I'm busy!
- I feel like Twig
prefers to be alone.

Yeah, he's probably
not even thinking about us.

Oh, yeah, buddy!

I just love kicking back
in this spacious log.

And there is so much room
for friends to join!

Yeah, you're right.
He does like being alone.

So anyway,
what is that stuff?

It just looks
like a dumb pile of dirt.

Berry!
It is very smart dirt, Leaf.

It's, it's not dirt.

It's, uh, my collection
of silicon dioxide.

Huh?

- Sparkly bits.
- Wow!

Hey, hey, hey! Be careful!

Look at all of them!

Those are really delicate--

Hey, Berry, think fast!

Oh, let's go get some more!

Ugh! What are you doing?
Cut it out!

These are mine,
stop messing with them!

Why don't you go ruin
your own collection?

- Whoa.
- Oh, sweet!

There are more bits?

Come on, Berry,
let's go find some!

Yeah, Rocksy.

I think I can tell
when we're not welcome.

Hmm.

Hmm.
Where are those sparkly bits?

Come out, come out
wherever you are!

Berry!
Hey, Berry!

You want to come check out
this neat log?
It's really good--

Nothing interesting
over there either.

Berry, come here!
I found some under this rock.

Under a rock, huh?

The seal has been broken!

Protect the Gem
of Elderoth or all will be lost!

Oh, tight, a bit.

Oh, no!

The Gem of--

I found one!

Great, toss it on the pile.

Now we have our own collection,
just like Leaf.

Cool. Uh,
what do we do with them now?

I don't know.

You could put us back!

Uh! Who said that?

- Me!
- Me who?

- Me, me!
- Me, me, who, who?

I think this bit
is talking to us.

Bits can talk?

I wasn't always a bit.
I used to be a mountain!

Say what?

Well, part of a mountain,

along with all these other bits.
It was many eons ago.

We stood tall,

resilient against the weathering
forces of erosion!

That is,
until the comet came!

The impact of the comet
scattered us bits far and wide.

Separated and alone,

we were battered
by the forces of primeval Earth.

So please, young ones,
return us to our hiding spots.

We have not the strength
to resist erosion any longer!

Hide us!
Put us back! Erosion!

Berry, all the bits are alive.

We are collecting living things!

Rocksy,
Leaf's been collecting bits too!

Oh, my gosh!

He's been holding
these crystal bits prisoner,

probably using the bits
for some nefarious purpose.

Uh! Like draining them
of their precious life essence.

Uh! All just to enhance
his super tight muscular abs!

Um...

Yes, yes, yes,
his abs look amazing,

but at what cost, Rocksy?
At what cost!

We must free all the bits

from the handsome,
muscular clutches
of that despicable Leaf.

I think you're over reacting
just a little, Ber-ber.

Am I?

Hide us! Please! Erosion!

Okay, but--

What? You think he's gathering
the bits to save them?

Well, maybe!

The Leaf I know
isn't some sort of monster.

Are you sure?

Don't you remember how weird
he was acting earlier?

Hey, you two stupids, go away!

Quit touching my stuff,
it's mine, mine, mine!

Look at my abs!
Aren't they fantastic? Ugh! Ugh!

Look at 'em, ugh!

See what I mean?
He's a monster.

I guess he did seem
a little extra bossy,

but I'm sure
if we just talk to him,
we can clear everything up.

We just need to talk to Leaf

and show him
the bits are alive--

Shut up!
Just shut up, dude!

- Leaf?
- See.

Berry,
he knows they are alive.

Back up, back up,
back up.

Oh, my gosh,
Berry, you're right!

We can't just let him
continue abusing the bits.

But we can't just go grab them
from underneath Leaf,

I mean, he'd totally flip out.
Oh, what are we going to do?

The only logical thing
we can do.

We're gonna blow that Leaf away.

Huh? What was that?
- This is going
to be harder than I thought.

We'll have to be even
more sneakier. Uh! I've got it!

Mama!
I hope someday I find out

who sent me
those two mystery burritos,

they were phenomenal.

Oh, no. Ugh!
Yo, I gotta go.

You bits stay put if you know
what's good for ya! Ah!

Not yet, not yet,
not yet, not yet.

Uh! Berry, it worked!

Come on. Let's move.

Be free!

Bon voyage!

Ugh!

You're welcome!
Whoops, I got ya.

Huh? What?

Who, who are you?
Where's Leaf?

If you don't put me back
exactly where you found me,

oh, Leaf
is going to be so sore.

Berry, Leaf is a tyrant.

Ugh! We gotta get these bits
outta here before he gets back.

Too late, here he comes!

Run!

Uh, uh!
Hey, you dropped me!

Not so fast, little guy.
What are you doing down there?

That's not going to work out
for either of us.

No! I couldn't save him.

Trying to save the bits
one by one didn't work.

We need something bigger.
Something that can save them
all at once.

I wish we had a comet.

- What?
- Me, Me, Who, Who

said a comet scattered
them all over last time.

- Berry, that's it!
- It is?

A comet created
the bits and a comet's going
to save them.

I'm going to jump off
the tallest hill and--

You said
that hill wasn't tall enough.
- Berry!

- It's tall enough, okay?
- Okay. Fun.

Uh, I'll just stay here and,
uh, keep a lookout for...

Leaf!

Whoa, oh, boy. Okay. So high.

I don't know if I can do this.

Oh! I get it now,
that makes way more sense.

Boy, if Rocksy had just come
and talked to you earlier,

we could have
sorted this out instantly.

You have to do it,
Rocksy, for the bits!

I'm going to do it!

Rocksy, don't do it!
Do not do it!

I'm doing it! I'm doing it!

Aw, nuts, she did it.

I'm the comet!

Whoa, whoa, whoa! Rocksy, no!

Why do I bother?

Ugh! Woohoo!
Ha, ha, I did it!

No need to thank me, bits.
I am but a humble servant.

The pile is in ruins!

Put us back!

Uh, wait a minute,
you guys like being in a pile?

Well, duh!
Leaf's been helping all of us.

- Helping?
- Yeah, helping!

He wasn't collecting you
for some nefarious...

bodybuilding...

abdominal? Ugh!

I guess Berry and I really
didn't think this through.

Uh, heh, heh. Hey, Leaf.

No! Not the abs!

Oh, the beautiful abs!

Just look at this mess!

How am I gonna protect
the bits now?
- Protect?

Leaf lies on top
of us to keep us from eroding.

And he gives me notes
on my comedy routine.

Erosion?
I hardly know them!

Shut up, dude!
Gets me every time.

And in return, the bits
help sooth Leaf's sore muscles.

Leaf, I'm so sorry.

I'll help you gather
the pile back together.

Even if you do,
I'm not going to be much use
against erosion with this.

I'm down like
an entire weight class.

Hmm. Wait! I've got it!

I know a place that will be
absolutely perfect

for all our friends!

Well, Twig,
looks like this log

isn't a place for friends
after all.

But that's okay!
There's always tomorrow.

And one day you'll find a place
your friends will love.

Wow, Rocksy! I love this place!

How did we never notice
this place before?

Ah, okay, uff.
Ah. A little, a little, yes.

Yeah, kid, the dinosaurs
did not mess around.

And don't get me started
on erosion!

Erosion? I hardly know them!

Ooh!

Too boring. It needs to be hot!
It needs to be fresh.

It needs to be tasty.

Still not quite there.

Now, that is a hat!

- Hey, Rocksy!
- Ah!

Oh, hey, Berry!

What-cha-doin'?

Only making a mud sculpture
of my best friend!

Good 'ol Berry!

What! What the!
Why would you do that!

The old Berry is dead, Rocksy.

Meet the new Berry.

You mean the new Berry

with a bunch of garbage
on her head?

Why! Garbage!
Rocksy, this is my new hat.

- A what?
- You know, a hat.

It's like clothing
you wear on your head.

Clothing?

I've been wearing hats

ever since I was
a wee little sprout.

In the berry patch,

I always knew
I was a lil' cutie.

Unfortunately, so were
my 357 brothers and sisters.

It was impossible
for any one of us to stand out.

That's when it happened.

Oh, my gosh!

I was finally
the center of attention.

And I've been wearing hats
ever since.

Berry,
I've never seen you wear a--

Wearing hats ever since!

I'm telling you this
because we're best friends
and I wanna honest,

but that thing on your head
kind of looks like something

that crawled
out of a butt and died.

Then it crawled onto your head
and then it died again.

And also it rotted
after it died,

and then a cat threw
up on it.

Okay, okay, I get it!

That may be your opinion,
Rocksy,

but it's just one opinion.

I'm sure if we ask around,

we'll find plenty of people
who think--

- No.
- No.

- I hate it.
- No.

No.
Take it off! Take it off!

I guess
the world just isn't ready
for my sense of fashion.

Yeah, guess not.

Twig, have you
been there the whole time?

Uh-huh.

Hope you enjoyed
watching me suffer

complete and total rejection
by society.

I did!

But, you don't need
to be the center of attention.

No one ever notices me.
Here, watch this.

Hi, Shelly!
Hey! Shelly? Shelly!

Over here! Shelly?
Hey! Hey, Shelly!

See, I do just fine.

Oh, I'm not going
to settle for that.

It's probably this hat's fault.

Oh, man, Twig,

what are you wearing?
You look amazing!

Oh, thank you!

Oh! Finally someone with taste.

I'm actually
the hat's original designer.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah, um, can you just put it
back on that guy again?

You mean like this?

Wow! Everybody look at him!

Berry, what do you know?
They seem to prefer how your hat

looks on my head!
Isn't that great?

That's great! Happy for ya, pal!

Berry, you're cutting off
my circulation.

Ah, that there article
of cranial adornment

is truly magnificent,
is it not, Bernard?

Oh, right,
you can't speak

on account of you swallowing
all those bees.

Anyway,
a singularly handsome piece

of clothing like that
belongs
on a singularly handsome head

like mine,
wouldn't you agree?

Go, Twig!
Go, Twig! Go, Twig! Go, Twig!

You guys! Isn't this awesome?

This is a nightmare!

Look at them
cheering him on
like mindless idiots.

They should be cheering me on
like mindless idiots!

He's not even good
at limboing!

- How low can you go?
- Ah!

Yay!

Twig doesn't have
to be good at anything anymore.

He's beautiful now.
I mean, look at me,

you think
there's anything going on
behind this handsome face.

I can barely string
two thoughts potato.
- Potato?

Potato! Ah, where? Whoosh!

Ah!

Well, I can get attention
just as easily as he can.

Watch this!

Go, Twig! Go, Twig!

Hey! Who wants to see
how long I can hold my breath?

Berry.

This isn't the way
to get attention. Berry?

Look!

Berry, isn't surviving

more important
than other people's love?

Mm-mm.

Go, Twig!
Go, Twig! Go, Twig! Go, Twig!

Back to the drawing board.

Y'know, Twig,

I found this smooth pebble
on the ground

and I thought to myself, "Boy,
Twig would love this pebble!"

Oh, wow,
thank you, another gift.

My husband and I
are just humble pears

without much to give.
All I have to offer is this...

My infant son.

I know he'll have a better life
growing up
with a popular parent like you.

Oh, great! Uh,
why don't you just throw that
on the pile

with the rest of the junk,
uh, uh, gifts.

They're giving him gifts now?

I've gotta get that hat!

Oh, what a nice bottle cap.

And so sharp and pointy, too!
Huh?

Hey, look! It's kinda
like you got a new hat already!

Just trying to focus
on the positives.

I'll go get the glue.

Uh, so listen,

I've kind of shown you
all the dance moves I know...

What say we all just go home
and go to sleep now, huh?

No way, man! We want to rage!

Uh, let's see.
I guess I could beatbox?

But you guys probably
don't want to hear that.

Yeah, do it, man! Beatbox!

Okay.

- Oh! Yeah!
- Yeah, beatbox!

- Beatbox!
- Yeah!

I'm loving
what you're doing!

How is this still going on?

He's not even doing it well!

Hey! How can you listen to this?
Twig is barely even trying.

What are you talking about?
He's amazing!

Stop distracting us
from Twig
and his phenomenal hat.

But it's my hat!

Oh, whoa,
hey, Berry, I'm sorry.

I didn't know how much
it was bumming you out.

Here, you
can just have the hat back.

Really? You'd do that for me?

Oh, sure! Being popular
was getting kinda tiring anyway.

You guys know that feeling

where you're just constantly
getting love and affection

from all sides and you're like,
"Enough already!"

It kinda wears you out,
you know? Ew!

Uh...

No? Just me? Huh.

Well, anyway,
here you go. There.
Back to its rightful owner.

And I'll take that!

Its rightful owner
is right here.

A hat this fine
is wasted on crude, common
features such as yours.

Hey, that's Berry's hat!

Besides
you're already wearing a hat!

You can't just put
a hat on a hat!
That's just like...

It doesn't make sense, man!

Oh, yeah?

Watch me.

No way, he's gonna do it!

Cease! Desist!

Ah! Bernard!
Pursue that miscreant!

Ugh, those accursed bees.
I'll do it myself!

Rocksy! Catch!

I got it, I got--

Ow!

Uh!

Ugh!

Oh, hey guys, what's up?
Did that potato leave?

Ow!

Ugh!

Oh!
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

Not my good looks!
This is all I have!

Now to claim
what is rightfully mine,

according to the law
of "Takesies-Stealsies".

Ah! There's nothing we can do,
the law's on his side.

I obey no laws!

Ugh! 'Scuse me, Miss!

You must not be familiar
with the principles

of "Takesies-Stealsies".

Allow me to educate you.

Hey, Rabbit!

What is it? Fashion.

Here! You can just have
the stupid hat back.

Gimme! Gimme! Gimme!
Ooh, yeah. That's the ticket.

Come on, Bernard.
Let's go scare up some action

at the birdbath.

Ugh,
don't you start blabbing now

that all the drama
has concluded.

All this unnecessary
incessant talking.

Real couple of jerkheads.

Berry? Berry, say something!

Twig? You...

You gave away the hat.

Yeah, I had to.

It was making
everybody miserable.

But, you gave it to Rabbit.

Yeah, well, if anyone
deserves to be miserable...

But I'm not unique anymore.

What! Of course you are!

Like I said earlier,

its what's inside
that makes you unique!

Not what's on your head!

Really?

What's on my head
doesn't matter at all?

Uh, well, normally, no,

but that's actually
pretty unique.

I think I can work with this.

Hey, and if I
can do anything to help,

just let me know!

What? Why are you looking
at me like that?

Awesome hat!

Awesome!

Finally!
The center of attention!

I still got it!