The Mighty Ones (2020–2022): Season 1, Episode 6 - Bug Zapper/The Helper - full transcript

- Everyone ready?
- Yeah!

- Let's go!
- One, two, three, four!

Oh, man, I'm feelin' that.

Yeah!
I'm, like, feeling it too.

Whoa,
I'm like really feeling it.

Yikes!

Oh, I'll get the bug zapper.

Found it!

Quit snapping yourself
in half, Twig.

Oh, sorry. Wait, what?

Seriously, bro.
Quit acting like a baby.



I am clearly not...

Twig, for real.

I think it's that air parade?

Air parade?

Who'd be stupid enough
to fly into a destruction light?

I'm gonna eat you, light!

You can't eat light!

Good thing we don't know anyone
that gullible.

Huh, Mr. Ladybug?

Aw, dip.

Whoa, big fella!

No! Stop that!

Whoa!

Berry,
that was really inappropriate.



Twig, you're being a baby.

Farting is a natural
and beautiful thing.

And, more importantly,
it distracted Ladybug
from the destruction light!

- Can you rip another one?
- Oh, no problem-o.

Huh. Also huh.

Oh, yeah!

Oh, we need
to keep him distracted!

Hey, Mr. Ladybug!

Hey, Ladybug,
pay attention to me!

Ta-da!

Cha, cha, cha, cha!

Oh, no.

Oh! Oops.

Seriously, Twig?
We want him to forget
about bugs and light.

What kind of baby idea
was that?

Babies don't have ideas.

You guys get him back,
and I'll take care of the rest.

Okay, everything's set up,
ya got him?

Uh! Challenges!

A series of increasingly
distracting challenges!

Ah, looking
to get distracted, ay?

Step right this way,
sir or madam!

For your first
distracting challenge,

try and escape
the most stickiest mud!

Okay.

You got lucky
that first time,

but now you must balance
the unbalanceable log!

Huh, 'kay.

You must think yourself
pretty clever,

but just wait
until you try...

You already did it.
Okay.

'Kay. 'Kay. 'Kay.

'Kay. Right, right, right.
Ladybugs can't swim.

'Kay. 'Kay. 'Kay. 'Kay.

'Kay!

Ugh!
I could use a back rub.

- I gotcha!
- Not you, baby hands.

No! Hey! Uh...

Why don't you just, uh...

dig a hole or something!

Oh! To the center of the Earth!

Oh, that'll keep him busy
for a while.

I'm starting
to run out of ideas.

Obviously, yeah.
We don't need anymore
complicated distractions!

We just need
to break the light!

Huh, only babies
break things, Twig.

I'm not a baby.
- Okay,
here's what we're gonna do...

Freedom!

Uh, what was that?

Demons from the Gorgon Realm.
He must be pretty deep.

He'll be at the center
of the Earth any minute now!
We don't have much time.

You guys go figure out
a better distraction, fast!

Uh! You're back!

Uh, no time for that,

the others are working
on something special.

Behold! It's...

your honorary dinner party?
I guess?

Is the table
a rock covered in cheese?

Okay, guest of honor,
please, sit.

Ladybug, As one
of the most shapely creatures

I've ever known,
I've sculpted a portrait
in your honor.

Voila!

You can't leave!
We have so much more
to show you!

Leaf?
I'm sure you've prepared

something wonderful.

What? Uh, prepared something?
Yeah, totally.

Totally prepared something.
Hold on, check this out.

Oh, yeah.

Can you believe it?
Oh, yeah.

Okay, it's Twig's turn.

I wrote a little verse
that I think you will find
quite insightful.

The distractions weren't working
so we just tied him down.

You can stop reading
your dumb poem now, thanks!

Baby.

I think we've got him
under control.

Oh, c'mon, Rocks,
ya gotta think.

The pressure's too much!
I'm too tense!

Oh, maybe if I rub up
against this piece of flint.

Oh, man, yeah.

Oh! Mama needs a break.

Look at Ladybug.
He's completely distracted!

- What's he lookin' at?
- Oh...

What?

Huh?

What?

Your electrical butt's
distracting Ladybug!

Keep going! Keep going!

My butt?

Uh, Ladybug! Hey!

Ladybug! Over here!

Oh! Oh!

My butt can't keep up
with that seductive death light.

Let me help you!

Uh?

Oh, that worked!

- Do it again!
- I wanna try!

- Ow! Leaf!
- Nothing happened.

That's because it only works
if you throw me against a rock!

Uh!

Oh, yeah!

Ow!

- Dude, what is that?
- I don't know.

Rocksy, it's your left butt!

What?

Oh, no! Forget my butt.
You guys need to toss me again.

Hey, Twig. It's your turn.
- Uh, is it safe?

I don't wanna hurt her.

Twig,
just huck her into the stone.
It's fun.

Oh, I don't know...

Twig! Quit being a baby
and throw me against that stone!

Baby?
- He doesn't even realize
he's a baby.

Hey!

Just give him some juice
and lock him in his crib.

I don't have time
to deal with babies today.

I'll show you baby.

Ugh!
Could a baby do this?

Rocksy, Rocksy!
Are you okay?

Oh, please say yes!
Please say yes.

Uh, yeah, I'm okay.

We can fix that later.
How's Ladybug?

Ladybug!

- Don't!
- Don't do it!

Don't!
Aw, he did it.

Hey, Ladybug!
Look! Sparks! Look over here!

Ow.

Oh, my gosh,
are you all right? Oh!

Yeesh. Baby alert.

Ladybug!
We can still stop him
if we just--

Rocksy! Stop! You...

Uh. There.

You tried your best.

Ladybug is gonna do
what Ladybug is gonna do.

We have to let him go.

I dunno man,

I don't think
I'm feeling the itch anymore...

Welp, there you go.

Do you think he's, uh...?

He's part of the universe now.

He went out doing
what he loved...

being electrocuted.

- Yeah, he did love that.
- That is true.

I'm sorry, Mr. Ladybug.
We failed you.

Rocksy, look!

Uh! Mr. Ladybug!
You're alive!!

Oh, wow, and he's like
totally jacked now. Great.

Oh! Looks like everything
worked out.

I guess
what we've learned

is that everyone knows
what's best for themselves,
and we shouldn't interfere.

C'mon, baby,
it's past your bedtime, bud.

I am not a baby!
Although I am pretty sleepy.

Guys? Wait!

I don't think
that was the right lesson.

Yeah!

Woo! Nothing like a brisk
seventy-two hours of sleep

to make you feel well-rested
and ready to go.

Right, Berr? High-four.

Uh...

Uh...

How long have you been awake?
Must've been a long time.

I've seen so many things.

Wait a minute. Seen?

Berry, did you forget
how to close your eyes again?

Close my eyes?

You can do that?

Yeah,
let me help you a little bit.

- There you go.
- Sweet momma!

Okay, sleepy fruit.

Dream of me.

She may need my help
if she forgets how to breathe.

I better stick around.

Help me out, Ben.

Where's the spring?

Rabbit! Oh, uh!

I lost it!

I can't,
I can't find it anywhere.

It's gone, it's gone.
Oh, please, don't!

Helping? Spring?

Oh! Helping!

Why is it that you
diminutive critters

persist in evading me?
Am I that frightening?

I feel like I'm approachable.

I simply wish
to negotiate with you

on the acquisition
of your shiny bauble.

Uh, what?

Where's the spring, Ben?

Ben! Hey, Ben!

Great news,
I found your spring!

No, no, no! Hide it.

Yeah! It was, like,
under my butt.

Ha! What a great helper.
Isn't she a great helper, Ben?

That was my grandfather's.

Thanks, pebble!

Now, let me help you
along your way.

- No!
- Bye, Ben.

Look at us.
Just two wild helpers.

Helping is the best.

I wish I could feel
this way forever.

And I wish I could acquire
more shiny objects.

Oh, I've just been struck
with an inspired idea.

So, little pebble,
you enjoy helping, do you?

Well, I too enjoy helping.

What say you and I collaborate

and help some
of the local constituents?

Oh, yes,
the local stitchy-pants.
Well, as long as we're helping.

Take this individual
for example.

That shiny mirror
is an encumbrance to them.

Hmm!
Am I too gorgeous?

Maybe I should have
a second opinion.

Hmm. Still got it.

We need to remove
said encumbrance to help them.

Ha! Gotcha.

I love you.

Can I help you?

Your mirror is a cucumber.
I need to take it.

Excuse me?
You cannot take my mirror.

That's how I look at myself
to know that I am beautiful.

Oh. You want to be beautiful.
I can help with that.

There's just one thing missing.
Hmm...

Ah-ha!

Kitty cat whiskers!
Meow.

I...

Speechless?
Ha-ha! You're welcome.

Ah!
I can't look at this anymore!

Just take it.
Take it!

Ah! All right,
mission accomplished.

It won't come off.
It won't come off!

Rabbit, did you see me helping?
They had tears of joy.

Now I've made many people cry,
but never from helping.

Now, that's nice.

Uh, Rabbit?
Why are you taking the cucumber?

Oh, allow me to enlighten you

as to the nature
of our endeavors, young pebble.

You see, our goal
is to help ourselves

to the other folks...

helping...

- Helping...
- Yeah...

And so, they get "helped"
and I get the shiny stuff.

I didn't follow all of that,
but I like that we're helping.

Who's next?

The surgery
was a complete success.
You still have two legs left.

I just came in for a nose job?

I thought he was the nose job.

The surgery
was a complete success.

Okay.
That will be two shiny things
for the successful operation.

Uh...

Observe, if you will,

that Dr. Clod has altogether
too many shiny things.

He does not know his place.

He doesn't know his place?

I know where he lives!
I can help him!

Okay, have a great day!

Come back
when you want more operations!

Oh, hello. Another patient.
How can I help you?

Actually, I'm here to help you.

Hey, what are you doing?

Okay. Oh, boy.

Okay, I think
I see your place there.

It's right over there.
Do you see it?

Do you see your place?
- Yes!
I know my place!

Is there anything else
I can help you find down there?

Oh, no! Please, here!
Take everything I have. Take it.
Take it and let me go!

No, no, don't let me go.
Don't let me go!

Don't let me go!
- Rabbit! Look!
You were right!

I helped and he gave me stuff!

Yeah!

Oh, you work
for Rabbit, I should have known.

There you go.

You should be able
to find your place
no problem now.

Yes, thank you, thank you.

You're welcome!

Well done, pebble!

You've managed to attain
his entire collection!

He must have been very grateful
for your help.

Shaking with delight!
And also he peed with gratitude?

Oh, Dr. Clod.

You, kid, are shaping up

to be a "helper"
of unaccustomed propensity.

Uh, okay.

Helping is the best!

Ah, dip, I'm awake.

Okay, Berry.
Just do like Rocksy did.

You made me forget
how to sleep, Ben!

Run!
She'll steal all your springs!

What? Who's stealing?

Bye, Ben. You're welcome.
- Rocksy?

Hey! There's my sleepy Berry!
Feeling rested?

Yeah, I feel great.

Uh! So, uh,
what are we doing today?

Stealing stuff?

Ha-ha! No, I'm not stealing.
I'm helping people.

Wow! Okay, I'm gonna be
just like you, Rocksy!

Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Berry, what are you doing!?

- "Helping." Wink.
- How is that helping?

I'm "helping" myself
to its shiny bracelet. Duh.

You're just stealing.
- Right!
What you call "helping."

Same thing.

I do not steal.

Yeah you do. See?

You stole my operations!

He doesn't even have
a doctor's hat on!
He's no doctor!

But he gave me
that doctor's hat.

You stole my soccer trophy.

But it was too big for you.

You stole...

everything!

Okay, okay. Gray area.

Maybe I got carried away
a little bit over there.

But I definitely helped
that mushroom.

You ruined me.

Ooh!
We really were just stealing!

I thought
I was helping everyone.

Oh! I gotta tell Rabbit!

I know he'll want
to set things right!

Rabbit!

All right, Berry, back to it.

There it is!

Rabbit!

Rabbit?

Ah! There's my little heart
of stone!

You been "helping"
anyone else lately?

Well that's the thing,
Rabbit, get this,

we actually
haven't helped anyone!

Well, yeah. I know.
We've been stealing.

I'm pretty sure
I explained this earlier.

We're both stealers.
You and me.

We steal things together.

Actually, lately,
it's been more you than me.

I mean you're
like really good at stealing.

We've gotta give
all this stuff back.

But why would you
wanna stop now?
We've got a good thing going.

- But it's wrong!
- Exactly!

I just can't do it anymore.

Well, it seems that we have come
to a philosophical impasse.

Bye.

Huh? What?

I'm taking these back. Uh!

Score!

And this, and this...

Stop stealing my stolen stuff!

I'm not stealing. I'm helping.

I'll find you, pebble.

It's too heavy.

Where are you?
I'm going to kick you
into next week!

- Hey, Rabbit!
- Found ya!

I bet you can't kick me again.
- Yes, I can!

Let me "help you"
along your way.

Thanks for helping me
return everyone's stuff!

Helping? Dangit!

Actually, huh?
Helping does feel good.

Something to ponder...

Here's your stuff!
Stuff is back!

I'm a doctor again!

Huh? My springs!

My Trophy!

Hooray!

So, yeah, it was a close call.
But we made it out just fine.

What do you mean fine?
I lost my legs.

Just fine.
Anyway, how was your day?

Oh, you know,
I learned how to sleep

and Rocksy's
been stealing stuff.

Stealing?

Hey, what up, Leaf?
How you been?

Oh, so good.

Oh! 'Sup, Rocksy.

How's the "helping" going?

Uh, I'm not doing that anymore.
I now see the error of my ways.

I solemnly swear
to never help others again.

Good for you, Rocksy!

Helping others is wrong!

Hello.

- Evening.
- Hi.

I'm just gonna give
that frail old lady

a hand real quick.