The Mighty Ones (2020–2022): Season 1, Episode 4 - Egg Nag/Game On - full transcript

You good?

- Yeah.
- Rocksy, you good?

Yep. Berry?

In position!

Sling me.

It's pretty taut.

You can go further.

My core can
take an amazing amount
of punishment.

As long as everyone's okay
with it!

Mush!

Anything you'd like to say
before I launch you?



- Please, no.
- Yes!

I take to the skies,
not just for me, but for--

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

Whoa! Whoa! Woohoo!

Take that gravity!

She's really getting up there.

- Yeah.
- Did Rocksy come down?

Nah. Wait, here she comes.

Hi, Rocksy.

What was it like up there?

It's pretty much the same
as down here.

Bunch of twigs and leaves.
But I found this rock--

Hold up, hold up, hold up,
let me see that rock.

Hmm, I'm pretty sure
this is an egg.



You think?
Uh! Watch it!

I could've cracked over here,
ya bunch of careless jokers.

Did he just say the "J" word?

Take it over easy over there!

Without me, you'd still be up
in that tree. Alone.

You mean in my nest?

- What?
- You know, a nest.

It's where a bird lives?
Ugh, I'm an egg,

I'm supposed to stay
in the nest until I hatch,
ya bunch of ding dongs.

- What the heck?
- Ugh, rude.

Oh, my gravel!
We have to make this right!

Don't worry, little egg,
we'll take care of you.

We'll do
whatever it takes.

Oh, whatever it takes, hmm?

Let's just get him back
up on the tree. Problem solved.

Back where he belongs,
under that bird's butt.

Bird's butt, bird's butt.

Uh! The slingshot!

We can blast him back up
with the slingshot!

No, that's not gonna work.

You see,
once you've touched an egg...

What?
- The momma bird
will never take it back!

No!

Yes! The baby bird in me
will never be born!

All thanks
to a group of bozos.

Oh, my goodness!

Ugh, this Egg
is a real downer.

Can't we get rid
of it already?

Slingshot!

No, guys,
this is my responsibility.

I have to take care
of this egg.

Don't worry, little guy,
I'm your momma now.

- Mmm.
- Mmm.

- Ew.
- Did you see that?

- Uh, Rocksy.
- Yes?

Would you mind just joining us
over here real quick?

Hurry up, Egg baby needs me.

Are you sure you can take care
of this egg all by yourself?

He seems like,
kind of a handful.

Yeah, you're right.

Four moms are better than one!
Thanks for volunteering.

Four moms!

I think
maybe Rocksy's got a point.

Though Egg may have
a tough shell on the outside,

there's a literal baby bird
on the inside

and we should probably
make sure it's okay.

Moms!

Reporting for motherly duty!

What can we do to help?

Here, you can rock the egg.

- Rock me faster.
- Uh.

No. Not that fast.

- Okay.
- Now tighter, but looser.

Like a circle,
but like with edges.

- What?
- Just do it better, okay?

Good job, Berry!

Twig, Leaf, let's make a pile
of these squishy stuffs.

There! Welcome to your new nest,
little one!

Aww, looks nice.

Easy...

What do you think?

Hmm, you know,
it's, uh, it's not bad

for a bunch
of blockheads.

Psh, blockheads!

This Egg is a jerk.

Not totally chill, no.
Right, Twig? Twig?

Blockhead? Really?

I feel like my head's not even
that block-shaped.

Oh, does this Egg even like me?
Wait a sec, do I like me?

Uh! Whoa!

So, what do you need next?

Uh, maybe...

Oh, I dunno, some food to eat?

- Yep, right away!
- Hey, don't worry, bro.

Like, anything's edible
if you try hard enough.

- Uh! Sorry, Leaf.
- Ow!

But only the yard's
finest morsels
for our wonderful child.

And I know just the thing.

Suckers!
They actually believe

the momma bird
won't take me back.

What's that?
Did you say something, Eggy-poo?

Uh, baby so hungry!
Hurry up, weirdos!

Ugh. Weirdos?

Rocksy, doesn't it bother you
when he says stuff like that?
It bothers me.

You think it would,
but the less respect
he shows me,

the more I just wanna parent
the heck out of him.

Maybe we should take
a second to unpack that?

Rocksy, you sure about this?

It's gotta be
the best for our baby.

Hurry up
and get the goo!

Hey, guy,
you cool if we, uh...

Oh, hey, hey there.

So, yeah, would you mind
if we just...

Whoa! Looks like
we're just gonna go ahead
and, uh, grab some.

Hope that's cool. Ah!

Eggy-poo!

Wait 'til you see
the goodies we got you!

Ew. That looks yucky.

Ha, ha, it is yummy,
cutie of mine.

Yes, it is.

Okay, she's getting

really into
this parenting stuff.

Alright, who's ready to eat?

Hey. Ow!
- First course,
one local glob of golden goo.

- Some rare ovals!
- Those are so rare.

Some junk I fell down
a hole trying to get.

Ew, yuck. Don't you dweebs
have any good food?

What?

Hey, guys!

I fixed my head.

Look, it's less blocky now.
Right? Right?

Get a load of this!
Less blocky he says!

I'm hideous!
Don't look at me!

Oh, sorry, Egg,
but you have to eat.

This tablecloth's looking at me,
and I don't like its face.

Can you flip it over?

Alright, I'm out. Peace.

Leaf! No, don't go! Moms? Ow...

Another failure
by my bozo moms.

Baby not happy.

Don't worry, Rocksy!

I've got some other stuff
the egg might like to eat!

Baby likey?

Psst, Twig.
Keep doing it.

Uh, okay.

Ow, oh, ah, ow!

Uhg!
I'm sorry, Rocksy,

I don't think
I was cut out to be a mom!

Twig! Don't go!
Ugh, shoot.

Guess we're just down
to two moms.

That's what
you're thinking about?

Eh?
You've been a super mom...

to Egg.

But I don't think you've been
a thoughtful friend...

to your friends.

Uh, maybe I
did push everyone too hard.

If stay and help me
watch over this Egg,

we can do it on our terms.
Together. Squeezies?

Squeezies.

Hmm!

- Uh!
- Oh...

Hey, juice bag,

get over here and give me
some more of that good stuff.

Juice bag?

Berry,
give him more of your juice.

Oh, we finally found
something he'll eat.

Ugh! Fine!
If it will shut him up.

Juice! Juice! Juice!

Okay, that's all of it!

- Ah...
- See? He likes you.

- Well, that's that!
- More.

Ugh, fine!

Whoo-wee.
That's probably not good for me.

More.

Ugh! Rocksy,
do you believe this guy?

He wants more juice,
and that is not happening.

Rocksy! Were you
about to juice me?

I said I was done.

I'm sorry,
I don't know what came over me.

I guess I'm just a juice bag
to you too, huh?

No, it's just
that the egg wanted...

Well this juice bag
is done-zo, chica!

If you want juice,
go suck a rock!

No! Berry! Moms? Moms?

What have I done?
Maybe this egg is too demanding.

No, no,
your friends are the ones

that are too demanding.

Berry was trying to help

and I took
advantage of her.

Forget about
that empty juice bag.

The egg
is what's important.

So, uh, what's this I hear
about rock juice?

Like is that really
a thing or, uh...

Wait, what? Rock juice?

Uh...

My friends were right!

You've just been a jerk
this whole time.
Maybe, I should leave too.

No, wait,
something's happening.

Yeah, right, I'm outta here.
I'm done with you.

No, really.
Something's happening!

Whoa! Oh! Oh! Ah!

Oh, gravel!
Friends, quick! Come here!

Whoa, Rocksy!

Yeah, what'd you do to him?

I just yelled at him,
and then this happened.

Uh! Something's coming out!

Aw, the baby bird hatched.

Wow, it's beautiful!

Huh. Oh, wow! I did it!
My job is complete.

Hey, wait a minute.

You said the momma bird
wouldn't take the baby back.

Yeah, and you bozos fell for it.
You made my job real easy!

I kinda like it here.
I think I'll stay for a while.

So, uh, what do you doorknobs
do for fun?

Okay, that is enough!

Fun?

You think
we're gonna have fun with you?

Actually, Berry,

I can think of something
really fun we can do.

Wait, wait, wait.
Can't we talk this over!

I didn't mean
that stuff I said before,

I'm really a nice guy!

You bozos!

Sometimes you
just have to let 'em go.

They grow up so fast.

Soon the chill will return,
the ground will freeze.

We must be ready
to survive.

Ugh, Twig,
just find the H2O already.

Leaf! Right, here, Leaf!

Good work, bro.

Scavenge for Survival
is the best game ever.

Yeah.
I love Scavenge for Survival.

Eh. I kinda prefer Ball-Hoop.

Yo, Rocks! You find anything
to keep us warm and toasty?

Try "worm" and toasty.

Beardworms!

Slather these on,
it'll keep the chill off.

Yeah! Yeah!

Killer find, Rocksy.

Whoa, I wish
I had some gross worms

to keep my face warm.

You do!
We share all our finds.

That's the best part of playing
Scavenge for Survival.

You're right. I'm going
to find something to share too!

Heh!

Ow! Well, hello there.

What are you doing
out here alone?

Huh?

Hi-yah!

Oh, my berry!

Kensington, remember
to clean up the board game

before you water the lawn.

Yeah, got it.

Whoa.

This place is amazing.

I think I've heard
of a place like this before.

What'd those weird pigeons
call it?

A "sitty"!

Wow!
What do you do in a sitty?

You don't have to do anything,
you just sit down.

How am I the only one
who knows this?

You sit down in a sitty.

- Oh, right!
- Yeah! Yeah! Duh!

No, guys, we can't sit down now.
There's so much here to explore.

Come on!

Whoa!

Guys, guys!

I can live in this one
and you can live in those!

It's perfect.

Ooh! Ooh! Oh!

Nice! A beanbag.

Hi-yah!

Oh, a balcony.

Not a balcony!

What's all this crud?

Looks like a bunch
of "sitty" stuff.

What's that over there?

What are they?

Meow.

- My gosh. Is this paper?
- Meow.

- The colors!
- Meow.

They're so beautiful!
I need them.
- Meow.

- Meow.
- I need all of them.

Hey, Berry! How are you
liking your new digs?

Where did you
get that cat paper?
- You mean my cape?

I think everyone found some,
actually.

Really? Gimme!
I mean, heh, gimme!

No, I mean, gimme.

But I kinda like how this cape
makes me look fancy.

Okay. You like fancy.
How 'bout...

I give you one
of my fancy new apartments,

and you just give me
some of your cat papers.

Well, if you think
I could do better,

uh, yeah, here,
you could have my cape.

This could be fun!

Hi-yah! Cat paper!

Whoa, Twig.
What's going on with your home?

This wooden doll here
is getting an upgrade
to his entire life.

Doll?

And it could all be yours too.

It's simple.

You give me cat papers,
I give you stuff.

Mo' cat paper,
mo' stuff.

Oh, yes, please.

Alright!

Meow.

Knock, knock!

Hey, Berry! Was' good?

Oh, just stopping by
to collect some cat paper.

Oh, little Pebs.
That ain't enough.

Ha! That's all I got left. Oh!

Can you put some sunscreen
on my cheeks?

I'd hate to crack.

Hey!

I need the rest of my cat paper,
or I'm gonna crack.

Yeesh, fine.
I'll just borrow some from you.

Listen here,
Ms. Squatty-totty.

If I don't get
what's mine,

I'm afraid I'm gonna have
to cut you off.

Uh! Surely, I'll still get to go
to my "Hot Rocks" spa treatment?

Consider it gone.
Pack it up, boys!

Why?

Wha...

Berry, why are you doing this?

Can't we just share everything
in this "sitty" like we used to,

when we played
"Scavenge for Survival?"

Eh? Eh?

Hmm...

Oh, hey, guys.
So, um, what are you doing?

Tearing paper.
What are you doing?

Wait, do you live here now?

Berry threw me out
of my old place

cause I didn't have
any more cat paper.

Those things
have warped her seeds.

What? Are we talking
about the same Berry?

Because our Berry
has been super awesome lately.

Yeah, Berry traded me

this brand-new apartment
with so many beanbags.

We're headed to her Juice Bar.
You should come!

- It's gonna be tight.
- Heh, very tight.

I can't.

Berry cut me off
until I get more cat papers.

She's obsessed
with those things.

It's like I have to have
cat paper to be her friend.

Have some of our cat papers

if it makes you
feel better.

Come on, brother, let's go try
some of that fancy juice.

Uh! Let's get juiced,
baby bro! Hya!

Oh, man, we are so tight.

You guys loving my juice
or what?

- Totally.
- Did you say your juice?

Mm-hmm.

Ah, I think it's time
for another round.

It's your turn to pay.

Aw, sorry, fellas,
that's not gonna do it.

More.

More.

Mmm.

Mo'.

Uh, that's all we got, Berry.

Well, how are you
gonna pay for your apartments

if you don't have
any more cat paper? Hmm?

Uh...

Alright, Berry! We need to--

Whoa.
That is a lot of cat paper.

Wha.

Where did
all this even come from? Uh!

Meow.

Meow.

Meow.

Oh! Hello.

Did you bring me
more cat papers?

More? Berry!

We're pretty sure
you have all the cat paper.

Are you kidding me?
How could that be?

- I still feel empty inside!
- Meow.

Wait a minute,
you're holding out on me?

Open your mouth.
It's time for a cavity search!

Berry,
this whole cat paper obsession

isn't healthy.

Obsession? Obsession!
I am not obsessed!

I just need to look at them
all of the time.

Stop ooglin' those things
for a second and listen!

No, gimme back my baby!

No! I'm saving you!

What have you done!

I'm sorry, I didn't mean to.
Here, have all mine.

Pff!
You think two damaged blue ones

can make up
for a pristine black cat paper?

Are you crazy?

Actually, Berry,

you're the one
acting a bit crazy.

- What?
- Which is what Twig said.

- Seriously?
- Really? What? No!

- Meow.
- You're just happy.

- Meow.
- That's it. I am happy.

Meow.

Uh! Okie-dokie.

I'm not the problem.
You're the problem.

Aw, man, this is so rude.

Yeah. And that creep
won't stop looking at me.

Meow, meow, meow, meow!

Meow! We have become one now,
cat paper.

Let our voices be heard!
Meow, meow!

- Gross.
- You know what?

I'm done with this "sitty."
Let's go home.

Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow!

Meow! Meow! Meow!

Stupid flashlight.
There we are.

Meow.

Meow.

Whoa!

Oh! No, no, no!
Meow, meow, meow!

Meow!

Meow, meow, meow.

Meow!

And now I don't care anymore.
Uh! Man, what happened to me?

I should've never
listened to you.

This is all your fault.

No, no, what am I saying?

This is all my fault.

Ah!

Hey, guys!

- Oh, brother.
- Look who it is.

If you never want
to see me again,

I totally get it.

Well, you're in luck,

'cause this is
a cat paper free zone.

Here we "Scavenge for Survival",
and we share everything we find.

Well,
I don't have anything left
to share.

I guess
I do have this.

It's perfect!

Everything's back
the way it should be.

Huh,
there's still one left.

Meow.