The Mentalist (2008–2015): Season 6, Episode 9 - My Blue Heaven - full transcript

(PHONE RINGING)

Lisbon...

It's over.
It's done.

(BREATHING HEAVILY)
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I just want you to know I'm okay.

And I'm gonna miss you.

And that's what police do.

We help people that are in trouble

and we stop people
from making trouble.

It's a hard job sometimes,
but I think it's the best job there is.

What about you?



Does anybody wanna be
a police officer when they grow up?

Well, there's time to think about it.
Any questions?

Ooh, ooh, ooh.
Ooh, ooh.

Did you ever shoot somebody?

Well, actually, yes.
(CLASS MURMURING)

Did they die?

Point is there are bad people
in the world. Not all, but some.

LISBON: And sometimes you have to
do things you don't wanna do

to make sure worse things
don't happen.

BOY: Was there lots of blood?

TEACHER: I'm afraid that's all
the time we have. What do we say?

CLASS: Thank you, Chief Lisbon!

(KNOCKING)

Hey, Henry, what's up?



There's a man here
wants to speak with you.

- An Agent Abbott with the FBI.
- Abbott?

That's what he said.

- Send him in.
- Okay.

(PHONE RINGING)

Yes?

- Do you want me to send him in now?
- Yes!

Hi, Lisbon.

Hmm.

Well, you have a nice place.

Hmm?

You've been here, what, 18 months?

(SIGHING)

Have you heard from Jane?

No.

Nothing?
No e-mail, no phone call?

No.

Hmm.

What about Rigsby or Van Pelt?
Have they heard anything?

I'm having dinner with them soon.
Why don't you join us?

You could ask them yourself.

And Cho?

Haven't heard from him in ages.

I don't know where Jane is
and, frankly, I don't care.

No?
Well, you two were so close.

It was a long time ago.

When are you guys
gonna give up chasing him?

Oh, we're the FBI.
We don't give up.

That is a nice shell.

It's a cowry.

Oh. May I?

Sure.

You know, they say a shell

always carries around the sound
of the ocean with it.

Oh.

(SURF BREAKING)

(GULLS CALLING)

♪ (THEME MUSIC) ♪

(ROOSTER CROWING IN DISTANCE)

(KETTLE WHISTLING)

(SIGHING)

JANE: Dear Lisbon,
I hope this finds you well.

All's well here.

I have my routines.

Weather's finally turned.
(CHUCKLING)

It's a little cooler.
Far from cold.

But the ocean's still warm.
(HORN HONKING)

And with the warm ocean currents
comes an abundance of sea life.

Just yesterday, I watched a pod
of dolphins play so close to shore

I could almost touch 'em.

They're the kinds of things
I think you'd enjoy.

(ENGINE HUMMING)

(PEOPLE CHATTERING IN SPANISH)

(SPEAKING IN SPANISH)

Unbelievable. Cheaper than yesterday,
but more expensive than last week.

BOY: Patrick! Patrick!

Oh, really, guys?

Very persistent, I must say.
Very persistent.

What I got here?

Yeah.
(COIN CLINKING)

(ALL CHEERING)

Hey!

What are you looking at?

Nothing.

JANE: Buenas dias, Victor.

Ah, Señor Jane, buenas dias.

(SPEAKING IN SPANISH)

No, no, no, no, no, no.

Charre... Charreteras?
What...

- Charreteras. Charreteras.
- Charreteras.

Ah.

Epaulets. Epaulets.

Charreteras.

Si, si...

Ah!

(MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO)

Hey, Hugo. How you doing, boy?
Good? Good, Hugo?

Good boy.

Alfredo.
(SPEAKS IN SPANISH)

(ALFREDO CHUCKLING)

(WOMAN SPEAKING SPANISH)

- Hi.
- Hello.

From the US?

You weren't fooled
by my impeccable Spanish?

No. Anyway, you're reading.
Sorry.

Thing is, uh...
I miss speaking English.

Roger's the only other
English speaker,

and he's...
Well, he's not a great talker.

Turns out being understood
is an underrated pleasure.

I can imagine.

I'll leave you alone.

No problem.

- Looks like you're nearly finished.
- Do you want it when I'm finished?

I wouldn't mind it.

It's not easy to get books
in English around here.

Okay.

- Is it any good?
- You like murder mysteries?

Not really.

Then you probably won't like it.

Well, I'll take it anyway.
Beggars can't be choosers, can they?

No, they can't.

Do you wannajoin me?

Sure.

- Patrick.
- Kim.

Hi.

So you're from the southeast?
Virginia?

Good ear.
You?

Well, I lived all over.
Right now, I live here.

I was on the other side
of the island,

but people told me the beaches
on this side were better.

- That's true.
- You here with your wife?

No, just me.

Oh, yeah, no.
My wife, uh...

Not married anymore.
You?

Me? No.

Great, I mean, that's great if you...

If you like not being married,
being single.

- I do.
- Great.

(SPEAKING IN SPANISH)

(ENGINE RUMBLING)

I came here to get away,
to think about things.

What are you thinking about?

I've been offered a promotion at work,
but I'm not sure I want it.

Why's that?

Oh, it's more work.
It's more hassle.

More money, but is it worth it?

Well, sounds like you're asking
yourself the right questions.

Must be strange to live here.
It's so beautiful.

I think if I were here full-time,

I'd feel like I was living in some
kind of dream world, you know?

Sometimes it's like that.

There's nothing wrong
with dream worlds, right?

- You're here to stay.
- Maybe.

Man of mystery.

Really?

I don't mean to be mysterious.

My wife died.

Some things happened.
I did some things.

I don't really know
how to talk about it yet.

I guess that's why
I still wear the ring.

I'm just not ready.

I think I understand.

Anyway, that's why I'm here.

- It's not a bad place to be.
- Right?

- It's beautiful.
- It's paradise.

Exactly.

(MUSIC PLAYS IN BACKGROUND)

Hi. Do you speak English?

Yes, sir.
I speak very good, sir.

- Good. What's your name?
- Morales. Franklin Morales, sir.

- Morales? Have you seen this guy?
- No, sir.

Okay, then.

If you see him, you'll tell me, yes?

- Yes, sir.
- All right.

Muchas gracias.

Fellas, let's get settled
and go get something to eat.

- Hey, Roger. What's up?
- KIM: Gracias.

- Roger, Kim. Kim, Roger.
- Hi.

My eyes were fluid cobras. Yeah.

Good to see you.
(PHONE RINGING)

How long has he been here?

- Not sure. Long time.
- You can tell.

Un momento.
Jane.

Really?
Excuse me.

Hello?

- It's Franklin.
- Hey, Franklin. What's up?

Three big American police checked in.
Looking for you.

Hmm.

- They're there now?
- Yes.

Okay, well, see what else you can find out.
I'll be in touch, okay?

- Yes, of course.
- Bye.

Is everything all right?

Yeah. Fine. Just some... some people
who wanna meet with me.

Listen, I have to head back up to town.
Do you wanna come with me?

Sure.

- See you around. I'm sure I will.
- Bye.

(SPEAKING IN SPANISH)

- That's a nice shirt.
- Thanks.

Well, this was nice.

I know you have people to see.

Yes, unfortunately, I do, yeah.

No problem.

But I was wondering, do you know
a good place around here for dinner?

- Are you asking me out for dinner?
- Yeah.

I figure you'll know a good place
where the locals go.

Yeah, I do.

Yes, I do.

Well, why don't we meet here at, uh...
Oh, I don't know, 8:00?

- Deal.
- Okay.

- Eight o'clock.
- See you then.

The man who asks about you is Abbott.
That is the name on the register.

Oh. Where's he now?

Eating. The other two men
are with him, but they leave.

- Ah. Thank you.
- Mm-hmm.

Who's that guy?

Danny Otero.
He sells drugs.

Comes here to buy heroin
from Vietnamese.

Bad business.

How you say? Um...

- Lousy tipper.
- Lousy tipper.

Yeah, yeah. Lousy tipper!

(CHUCKLING)

Abbott.
How the heck are you?

(CHUCKLING)

And here we thought
we were gonna have

to turn over every rock
on this island to find you.

I heard you were here.
Well, it's only polite to stop by and say hi.

Oh, how was the flight?

Bumpy.

Pretty confident of you
to front up like this.

The extradition laws are on my side.
I know you can't touch me.

Who said I wanted to touch you?

- I'm here to make you an offer.
- Oh.

The powers-that-be decided that
you could be valuable to the FBI.

The Bureau is willing
to drop all the charges against you

if you come and work for us.

For the FBI?

That's right.

There are the terms.

You know, I wanna be very clear.

I don't like this deal.

If it were up to me, you would be
headed home in a cargo plane

with a sack over your head.

But, hey, I'm just the messenger.

Interesting proposition.
I'm not buying it.

No?

Whatever my feelings are about it,
this is a good deal, Jane.

You really need to consider it.

I am done with that life.

I did what I had to do
and I've moved on.

That life was ajob
that you were very good at.

If you come back, you can help
a lot of people. You have a gift.

It's not a gift.

Whatever it is,
it'll get you off this island

and you can start your life again.

I have.
Thank you.

Okay.

We'll be here for another day
if you change your mind.

How'd you find me?

The letters
to your girlfriend, Lisbon.

You know, it was pretty smart
to send them to your carny friends

and have them sneak 'em over to her.

Just not quite smart enough.

VAN PELT: So, I finally managed
to hack through the firewall

and it turns out
the cyber mastermind

stealing credit card numbers
is an 11-year-old from Minneapolis.

What?

Yeah, he was selling them
to his friends

so they could buy
limited-edition sneakers.

- Did he get arrested?
- VAN PELT: I don't know.

We turned the information
over to the Minneapolis PD.

Actually, they did.
I checked.

- He's gonna be tried as ajuvenile.
- Oh, well, there you go.

(CARS OUTSIDE)

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

So the digital surveillance company
is going well?

Yeah, we've been up and running now
for 15 months

and... already turning a tidy profit,
believe it or not.

- Yeah.
- LISBON: Nice.

VAN PELT: How are things here?

Same. You know...

It's mostly DUIs, stolen bikes.
(CELL PHONE VIBRATING)

But I like it that way.
It's nice and quiet.

It's the babysitter.
Excuse me. Hello?

Maddy's got a slight fever.

Grace worries.

I try and tell her it's nothing,
but first baby, you know?

Sure.
Can I ask you something, Wayne?

Do you ever miss the CBI?
(WAYNE CHUCKLING)

Sure. Sometimes.

I mean, Grace and I are so busy,

I don't really have much time
to think about it.

- Things are so hectic.
- LISBON: Hmm.

I used to miss it,
but not anymore.

Yeah.
Everything here's good.

You know, it's just...
It's good.

That's great, boss.

I am not your boss anymore.
(BOTH LAUGHING)

She says her fever's up to 102.7.

Oh, I'm sorry.
We're out of here.

VAN PELT: I'm so sorry.

No, it's fine,
but I'll walk you to your car.

So, those people that wanted to meet
with you, did you meet with them?

Yeah.

How'd it go?

Uh, it was interesting.
They made me ajob offer.

Huh?

Basically, if I go and work for them,
then I can go back to the US.

Sounds good.

Not really.

I've kind of moved on.

It would be going backwards.

And I don't think that's healthy.

What is it that you do, anyway?

- What do I do?
- Yeah.

I, uh... I look for people.

- Sounds intriguing.
- It is. Was.

It was fun.

Still, you get to go home.
Aren't there things that you miss?

Sure.
Of course.

Thank you for this.

I needed the company.
I didn't think I did, but, uh...

It turns out that I do.

Who doesn't?

You wanna go dancing?

Yeah.

- It's a beautiful night.
- It is.

I think there's somebody
following us.

(BIRD CALLS)

- I'll just go and talk to them.
- No! Patrick, come on.

- No, it's fine. I speak the lingo.
- What are you...

Hey, guys.
Come out where I can see you.

Let's have a...
Whoa!

Oh, my God.

(SPEAKING IN SPANISH)

Patrick!

(GROANING)

That feels good.

You smell nice.

- You should see a doctor.
- No, no.

You could have a concussion.

Nah, I just...
I just need to rest.

(GROANING)

(CLINKING)

(ROOSTER CROWING)

- I was very drunk last night.
- KIM: Yes.

What happened?

You got beat up.
Here.

Thank you.

(SLURPING)

Oh, that is so good.

How are you feeling?

Better now, after this.

You make good tea.

Thank you.

I got a text this morning.
My work.

I have to go back today.

I have a midday flight
and I have to pack and...

Yeah, I understand.
You gotta go back.

Yeah. Sorry.

Oh, no, it's...
It's fine.

Thanks for everything.

Oh.

I really had a wonderful time
with you, Patrick.

Anyway...

(DOOR CLOSING)

Hugo!

(WHISTLING)

Alfredo?

(DOOR OPENING)

What happened?

(SPEAKING IN SPANISH)

Pow.

- Hey.
- Hi.

I was hoping I would find you here.
I wanted to give you something.

Oh, thank you.

No, thank you for dinner
and everything. I... You're right.

Being understood
is an underrated pleasure.

Let me give you
my home phone number

in case you ever make it
back to the States.

You never know.
You might wanna give me a call.

I might.

Good-bye, Patrick.

Good luck with your decision.

You know, one thing, going back
doesn't have to mean going backwards.

It can mean moving on.

(PHONE RINGING)

Abbott.

Hey, G-man.

I'm ready to come home.

Well.
That is good news.

But on my terms.
Is that clear?

And when we get back to the US,

I want a meeting
with whatever powers-that-be

to make clear
that those are the terms.

I'm sure we can work out
something like that.

- And I want Lisbon there.
- Why?

Lisbon's there or I don't do it.

And if you say
she's gonna be there and she's not,

I will make it clear to your bosses

that I will work
with any FBI agent except you.

You'll have done all the work
to get me and get nothing for it.

Do we have an understanding?

What time do you want us
to pick you up?

I'll let you know.
I got something I gotta do first.

- JANE: Franklin?
- Patrick? How are you?

Good. I'm very good.
I need your help.

You said that Danny Otero
was buying some heroin

from some Vietnamese dealers.

You should have nothing
to do with Danny Otero.

Me? No, of course not.
I'm not going anywhere near him.

Do you know
if he's already made the buy?

No. No, Vietnamese guests
only check in this morning.

Excellent. I need you
to find out three things for me.

(SCOFFING)
I can find out anything.

First, when will the deal happen?

- Second, what room will they be in?
- What else?

Uh, yes.
When the Vietnamese will be eating.

No problem.
They never eat. Always in the bar.

Excellent, Franklin.
You're very good. Very, very good.

Thank you.

(DIAL TONE)

Uh, gracias.

Mwah!

Good afternoon.
Sorry for the interruption.

I assume one of you speaks English.

- I do.
- Patrick Jane. Pleased to meet you.

What's this about?

I know you're drug dealers.
I don't judge.

I'm wanted for homicide myself
in the US.

What I want to discuss is
a mutual acquaintance, Danny Otero.

What about him?

Well, I thought I should warn you.
He's flipped.

He's working as an informer
to the police.

He's teamed up with
an FBI agent named Abbott.

How do you know this?

Well, I'm working with Abbott myself
on a different deal.

That's how Otero's name came up.

If you have any business
with Danny Otero,

word to the wise,
you might wanna be careful.

See ya.

(PHONE RINGING)

Abbott.
I'll be in room 1443 in 15 minutes.

Here in the hotel?

I'm having a little good-bye drink
with some friends.

Just identify yourself at the door
and they'll come get me.

(KNOCKING)

(DOOR UNLOCKING)

Yes?

Abbott, FBI.

Excuse me?

Abbott, FBI. Didn't Patrick Jane
tell you I was coming?

One moment.

(SPEAKING VIETNAMESE)

- Did you sell us to the police?
- What?

- Did you sell us to the police?
- No, no, no.

The feds are right outside.

DEALER 1: You think you can
get away with this?

To hell with this.

FBI! Don't move!
Don't move!

Put your hands on your head.

Put the gun down.

(SPEAKING SPANISH)

Good job. All right, now everybody
get down on the ground.

Down on the ground.

(SPEAKING SPANISH)

Ah, that's nice.
Very nice.

The only question is
where's Patrick Jane?

(SPEAKING SPANISH)

Abbott, what happened?

(CHUCKLING)

You set this up.

You're the one
who knocked on the door.

My terms.

I need you to read 'em and sign it.

We can work with this.

Excellent.
Sign it, please.

- All right.
- Five more copies.

Sign those, too, please.

They're for you.

I keep the original.

- All right. Let's go.
- Ah, one second.

Now we can go.

FRANKLIN: Mr. Jane!

(INAUDIBLE)

- Jane.
- Cho.

Huh!

You never cease to amaze me.

I got him from here, guys.

So, you joined the FBI, huh?

Yeah. Finished training at Quantico
five months ago.

Wow. Look at you.
Congratulations.

- Thanks.
- Yeah.

- It's this way.
- Okay.

- Where are your socks?
- Uh...

I don't know.

- Did they put a chip in your neck?
- Not that I know of. Why do you ask?

Ah, you just don't seem
too happy to see me.

I am happy to see you. I just wish
it was under different circumstances.

Why is that?

I don't think you and the FBI
are gonna get along very well.

I don't think they really understand
how you operate.

(SCOFFING)

They'll loosen up
once they get to know me.

Mm-hmm.

Second door on the left.

- Hey.
- Hello.

- Nice beard.
- Thank you.

Thank you for the letters.

- Oh, I missed you.
- I missed you, too.

What's going on, huh?
Why am I here?

- You'll see. It's gonna be great.
- What?

Trust me.

ABBOTT: Well, let's get started.

Jane, these are the charges
pending against you.

Homicide, obstruction ofjustice,
aggravated assault,

grand theft auto, etcetera.

You're looking at 20 to life.

But all of that can go away

if you agree to serve
as a consultant for the FBI

for at least five years.

You will be under my supervision,
on federal parole,

which may be revoked at any time
at my discretion.

You screw up, run away,
do anything that I don't like...

...and you'll be in the jailhouse.

Sign and we have a deal.

Interesting.

As you're aware,
you have already agreed to some terms.

I didn't agree to those.

I signed indicating that I read them.

- Same difference.
- No, it's not, believe me.

Firstly, no parole.
I'm a free man.

And secondly,
Lisbon has to work with me.

- Hey, hello?
- Well, you won't need Lisbon.

I've already assembled a team
to work with you.

Oh, that's not negotiable.

I have ajob, okay?

I'm not gonna drop everything because
you suddenly decided to come back.

We'll talk. There are
some other stipulations. Easy stuff.

I'm sure we can figure them out.
But none of this applies. This...

I don't think
you're hearing me, Jane.

You are on US soil now.

I am the federal government and
I am telling you that that is a napkin.

This is the deal.

Take it or leave it.

I'll leave it.

Oh, that's too bad.
You made a mistake, but, hey...

Kim?

- Agent Fischer.
- Kim?

Agent Fischer.

Agent Fischer.

Mr. Jane will be going
to a detention suite.

I'm sorry to hear that.
I'll make the arrangements.

Oh, yeah, I'm not fussy.
If you have one with a view, I'll take it.

If not, whatever.
As long as I can make some tea.

Who is she
and what is a detention suite?

Don't worry, Lisbon.
It's all under control.
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