The Mentalist (2008–2015): Season 6, Episode 22 - Blue Bird - full transcript

After Patrick solves a fatal dorm drama without even concentrating, distracted by the prospect of Lisbon moving to DC, the team is commandeered 'no excuses' for a high-profile case. An anonymous letter, claiming to be from a cocky killer, gives a clue about the old, unsolved society murder in the Florida keys of Don De Jorio's first wife, mother of now adolescent daughter Christie. While investigating and trapping suspects, Patrick enjoys sort of courting Lisbon, which is cut short by an embarrassing truth coming to her ears. The trap works, but Jane only cares to act for once out of passionate emotion, regardless of the risks.

You really like
"thethis guy, huh?

He got a promotion in d.C.,

And he asked me
to go with him.

Yeah.

Have you told jane
you're leaving yet?

No. No, not yet.

I really want you
to be happy.

And that is the most important
thing to me --

That you do
what makes you happy.

I wish we were
somewhere more romantic,

But what the hell?



Will you marry me?

Um, wow.
Marry you?

Um...

You're very chipper today.

Why not?

I thought you'd be sad about
lisbon leaving for d.C.

Oh, lisbon's not leaving.

She likes to talk
like she might,

But I don't think
she's going anywhere.

From what I heard,
it's a done deal.

She put in
her transfer papers.

She starts work at the d.C.
Office next month.

She's leaving austin in a week,
next Friday.

Morning.
Captain muller, campus police.



Cho. This is jane.

This way, fellas.

We got a call
at 6:07 a.M.

Housemates woke up
and found him like this.

Name's tyler vankamp --

Sophomore
studying business.

Practice-squad linebacker.

You sure about lisbon?

Did you hear it from her or did
you hear it from other people?

Say?
That's okay, sir.
He's talking to me.

I heard from other people --
abbott.

Well, it's not a done deal,
then, is it?

It's just a rumor.

Jane, she's leaving.

I'll believe it
when I hear it from her.

Just telling you
what I heard.
Uh, excuse me?

What?

Tyler vankamp.

Yeah, we're on it.
Where are these, uh, housemates?

This way.

Hello. Finally.

We've been sitting here
like two hours, dude.

You guys heard
of human rights?

No such thing.

Which one of you found
tyler's body?

I did.

What time was that?

6:00 a.M.

What were you doing up
at 6:00 a.M.?

Me and colt
go running.

You guys have
any playing cards?

No.
Yes.

No.

Some...Place.

Over there.
First drawer.

Aha.

Yes.

She's leaving a week
from Friday?

Yeah.

That's only 10 days.

Yeah.

When was the last time
anyone saw tyler alive?

I-I came in at like 2:00,
and he was up studying.

Right there on the couch,
totally chill.

We figured he must have
surprised a sneak thief.

We need to go, cho.

We're working.

Uh, yeah. Sorry. This.
I almost forgot to say it.

It was all of them.

The ninja knife wasn't in
more than an inch,

Not deep enough to kill him,
so, uh, he was drowned.

In a kiddie pool?
Well, if someone was
helping him along.

I mean, a big,
athletic guy like tyler,

I would guess that that would be
a job for two people.

Yeah, but why drown him?

Well, probably something to do
with the drunken card game

That took place here
last night.

They used toy money
as chips.

Tyler was a player, huh?

Flashy gold watch,
slick sneakers.

I bet he knew
how to play cards.

I bet he won
a lot of money.

Money that none of you
could spare.

Then someone accused him
of cheating.

That would be you
with the red eyes

And the turtleneck to cover
the bruises on your neck.

What's your name?
Barry.

Barry.

Tyler's an angry steroid freak.
He got mad.

He smashed a chair
and started throttling you

Until, uh, this brave man
stepped in to help you

And received a punch
in the face for his trouble.

Hence the, uh, badly applied
makeup covering your black eye.

You applied the makeup.

Hmm?

You wear your watch
on your right hand --

Probably left-handed.

So judging by the angle
and the depth of the wound,

I would guess that it was you
that stabbed tyler in the back

To stop him from throttling
barry here.

Now, stabbing tyler in the back
didn't help much.

It made him madder.

He chased you outside.
He fell in the pool.

That's when you two
with the still-damp sneakers

Got on top of him and held him
down until he drowned.

Then you all came inside
and cleaned the room.

Now, what self-respecting
student

Voluntarily throws away
perfectly good vodka?

Can we go now?
I have stuff to do.

I guess so.

You're all under arrest.

Thank you.
- You're so welcome.

Oh, I'm gonna miss you
so much.

Me too. It was sweet.

What's with all the hugging?
You leaving today?

Tomorrow.

Are you still mad at me?

Do I look mad?

Yeah, you do.

Well, maybe I am.

Jane, this is something
I need to do.

Please just be happy
for me.

I am happy for you.

I'm just a little sad for me
because you're leaving.

I'm not mad about it.

I just feel a little slighted
because I was the last to know.

You know damn well
why I couldn't tell you.

It's hard. We've worked together
a long time.

So stay.

Don't go.

Don't break up the team.

I'm kidding.
I'm kidding.

I'm happy for you.

You know
I'm happy for you.

You deserve this.

You --
you deserve him.

He's a good man.

Thank you.

All right, people, gather up.

This letter was sent
to chief agent shultz

By u.S. Mail,
arriving an hour ago.

"remember greta dejorio?

"that was me.

"to honor greta's memory,

"I will start killing again
very soon and very publicly.

"and you fbi simpletons
still won't catch me.

"ask yourselves --
do you understand

752 598 h is m key o?"

Interesting.

Greta dejorio was murdered
five years ago

In miami beach, florida,

And the fbi team down there
worked the case hard,

But nobody was ever charged.

She was a prominent socialite,

So the bureau got beat up a lot
in the press at the time.

Dejorio's body was found in
the trunk of her burnt-out car

On a remote dirt road
in the everglades.

Why was the letter sent
to austin, not miami?

We assume it's because the chief
was running the miami office

Of the bureau at the time.

Perhaps this guy
has a grudge against her.

There's nothing in the letter
to prove

It's from
the actual killer.

That's true.

But if this unsub
kills again

And brags about outwitting
the bureau,

It could be
a p.R. Nightmare.

The chief is throwing everything
that we've got at this.

Leave and transfers
are canceled.

Everybody that is here now
is working on this case

And no other
until we get results.

Boss, no transfers?

I-I'm supposed to leave for d.C.
Tomorrow.

I'm sorry, teresa.
No exceptions.

Cho, fischer,

Get a team together,
head down to miami.

Start by finding
and debriefing

All of the original
investigators.

And, jane, any read on this code
or whatever it is?

Nope.

All right.

Wylie,
start crunching that.

Jane,
a moment in my office, please.

We'll close this one quickly.
He wants to be caught.

Besides,
we get to go to miami.

That's a fun place, right?

I guess.

So cheer up.

This is gonna be
our last case together.

Let's make it a happy one.

It's a murder case.

Well...Yeah.

We've had fun before,
haven't we?

You know what?
You're right.

I'll cheer up.

Great.

Good.

Okay.

You're acting weird.

Weird?

Yeah.

You're acting cool
about stuff

That I know
you can't be cool with.

Anything
you want to tell me?

No.

All right.

Wow, huh?

Look at those sailboats.

Yep, it's beautiful.

Yeah. Yeah.

Pelicans, too.

Yeah, you won't see
a view like this

Behind a desk
in d.C., though, huh?

This is the third time today
you've said something like this.

And you're correct.

There are no pelicans
or sailboats in d.C.,

But I'll manage somehow.

Yeah, I'm just saying.

Yeah, yeah. No.

Uh, look, I don't care.
Just do it.

Hi. Don dejorio.

Fbi, huh? Okay.

I got 10 minutes.
Shoot.

There's been a development
in your wife's case.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, this is megan,
by the way.

Hi.
Hi.

Wife number two?
Number three, actually.

Oh.

But who's counting?

And this is my lawyer,
ted randolph.

Good morning.
Good morning.

He's here
because last time 'round,

You federal geniuses
tried to pin this murder on me.

Now, is this more
pointless harassment,

Or did you actually catch
somebody?

No, sir.

We received a letter
from the killer.

It says
he's gonna kill again.

W-what does that have to do
with mr. Dejorio?

He was thoroughly investigated
and conclusively exonerated.

Not by me.

I'm kidding.
That was a little joke.

Hmm?

Actually, I don't think
that you killed your wife.

I have
a different theory.

Yeah? What's that?

Hey, there.

Come on in.

Oh. Chris.
Christie, come here.

This is my daughter,
christie.

Chris, these people are here
about your mother.

Some wacko sent a letter.

Hi, christie.
Nice to meet you.

Now, what's this theory
of yours?

I think this letter wasn't
written by the killer.

I think this letter
was written by someone

Who thinks they know
who the killer is,

Someone
who wants revenge...

Someone devilishly clever
and patient.

Really? Why?

Well, imagine if you're the
killer and you read this letter.

It would freak you out,
wouldn't it?

Here's the fbi.
They're on your trail again.

Why?
What's it all about, huh?

Why are they pretending
to be you? Why now?

What does this code mean?

It's possible, or it was sent
by the actual killer.

Don't waste your time.

The killer is wes baxter,
like I've always said.

Don, let's stick
to the essentials here.

Wes baxter. He did it.

Wes baxter
was a prime suspect,

But he was cleared
in the investigation.

They just couldn't
nail him.

He lived next door.

The little creep was always
spying on greta, stalking her.

It was him.

Christie.

What do you think
of wes baxter?

It doesn't matter
what I think.

It matters a lot.
Tell us.

He was okay.
I liked him.

Chris.
She's speaking.

He didn't kill mom.

You know, chris has been through
a lot, all right?

Now, she doesn't remember
everything so clearly,

So why don't you just
leave her out of it?

No, dad, I remember.

You hounded wes like you know
he did it, but you don't know.

Christie,
you don't have to get upset.

I'm upset
because you're being a jerk.

Excuse me, young lady.

That is no way to talk to your
father in front of company.

Oh, you be quiet, you.

Excuse me?

No, megan,
I don't excuse you.

You're a witch,
and I hate you.

That is beyond rude
and completely unacceptable!

I am talking to you!

Hello? Are you gonna let her
treat me like that?!

We're gonna get going.
Yeah.

Excuse me.

You gonna let her
treat me --

All right, all right, all right.
Come, come.

I want her
out of this house.

You need to buy her that condo
so she leaves.

She's 19.

We need to talk
to wes baxter.

Okay.

Married life, huh?
Whoa.

Yep.

I mean no disrespect
to your marriage.

I'm not getting married.

Well, you're moving
to a new state with a man.

Basically, you're getting
married, in effect.

I mean, lucky you've had all
that time to get to know him --

Weeks and weeks.

Months.
A month, even.

I was thinking
about what you were saying

About the letter not being sent
from the killer.

If you're right,
maybe it was the daughter.

There was a five-year gap.

She would have been 14
at the time of the murder --

Too young to take action
until now.

That's a great idea.
Yeah.

Could be her.

Um, what do you think
this code means?

I don't know.

If you can't solve it,
I definitely can't.

Well, I think if we put
our heads together,

We can solve it.

"752 598 h is m key o."

It's not a phone number.

It's definitely not
map coordinates.

What do you think?

Well...

752 598.

A street address, maybe.

Too many numbers.

Yes.

Uh...
Or what about a date?

Like 752
would be July 1952.

Maybe. But why?

They're out back.

Exhale, warrior ii.

Beautiful.

Now flow through
your vinyasa.

Excuse me.
Monica giraldi?

Yes.

Kimball cho, fbi.
This is agent fischer.

You were greta dejorio's
business partner?

Well, a friend more than
partner, but...Yes.

Why? What's happened?
Have you caught someone?

Oh, my god.

Everything okay, monica?

Yes. Thank you, tanya.
I'm sorry.

It's just brought that whole
terrible time flooding back.

Greta and I were friends
at college.

We were...Close,
like close.

We, uh,
both loved interior design,

So going into business together
was a no-brainer.

Our firm started taking off
as she died.

I mean,
I continue to run the firm,

But it wasn't the same.

She was
such a joyous person.

What was her state of mind

In the days leading up
to her death?

Did she express
any anxieties or fears?

I never told anyone this,

But a few months
before she died,

She told me
she was having an affair --

That it was real love,
and she'd never been happier.

Why didn't you tell
the investigators at the time?

I didn't want
to make her look bad.

Did she give you a name?

No.

I begged, of course,
but she wouldn't.

She never
mentioned him again,

So I figured the affair
ended badly, you know?

They usually do.

Real...

Real what?

Uh...

Jane,
could you turn that down?

I'm sorry, cho.
I couldn't hear you.

What was that?

Okay. Got it.

See you later.

Greta was having
an affair.

With who,
we don't know.

An affair. Of course.

Well, that's relationships
for you, isn't it?

They always seem to end up
in a tragic web

Of deceit and betrayal,
don't they?

The ones we see?
Of course they do.

Stop it.

Stop what?
Trying to convince me
not to leave.

Oh, come on.
I know better than that.

Once you've made your mind up,
it's made up,

For better or for worse...
Shush.

...Richer or poorer.

Seriously? Not funny.

Wesley baxter.

You --
you think this is me?

No.

I-I swear to god --

Relax. It's okay.

We -- we can tell that you've
never seen this before.

Relax?

You people
destroyed my life.

I mean, my own parents
thought I was guilty.

You were a legit suspect.

The file says that you were
stalking greta.

You were spying on her.

I-I didn't.

I wasn't...Stalking greta.

Ah!

Of course.

What?

You were spying
on christie.

No. I...

I mean...

Kind of.

I was watching christie.

I was in love with her.

I was just a stupid kid.

Why didn't you say anything
about this then?

Oh, sure. That would have made
everything all right.

I mean, she was 15.
I was 18.

You do the math.

Well, for what it's worth,
we talked to christie,

And she always thought
you were innocent.

She did?

Mm-hmm.

She said that?

Yeah, she did.

Does that code
mean anything to you?

Nope.

Okay, well, you keep that copy,
and if anything -- anything --

Comes to mind,
you let us know, huh?

Okay.

Thanks for your time.

I think
he's telling the truth.

I agree.

Let's go to the beach,
take a little walk.

It's close to here.

We're working.

Oh, come on.
Live a little.

Well, this is nice.

We don't take enough time
to do stuff like this.

That's because
we're wasting time.

Well, okay. Let's solve
that code, then, shall we?

Just like that, huh?

"ask yourselves --
do you understand."

Well, that's an odd
turn of phrase.

Must have
some hidden meaning.

Ask yourselves --
do we understand?

Do we understand?

Do we?
Do we understand?

Dewey.
Do we?
That's what I said.

The dewey decimal system.

Oh!

That's what the numbers
stand for.

It's a way of cataloging
library books.

Oh. 752 598.

752 is "color"
and 598 means "bird."

"color bird."
what does that mean?

There's no number
for specific colors,

So it's blue bird,
red bird, whatever.

"h," "h." the radio call sign
for "h" is hotel.

There's a blue bird lodge
on the islamorada in the keys.

"is m key."

Islamorada, key.

Lisbon, you solved it.

I did, didn't I?
You did.

But what does the "o"
at the end mean?

Oh. Uh...
It's a date.

"o" is a date?

"o" -- it's the astronomic
symbol for, uh, the full moon.

It's a full moon
tomorrow night.

You just cracked the case.

We cracked it.

If you asked nicely,
I would bet

That abbott will let you go
back to washington right now.

Are you kidding me?

I wouldn't miss this
for the world.

I'm gonna be on the islamorada
tomorrow night.

I did it.

You did it.
I did it.

I did it this time,
not you.

Who did it?
You did it.

It was me. I did it.

Welcome to the blue bird.

You have adjoining
waterside suites,

Just as you requested,
mr. Jane.

Thank you.
Sounds expensive.

Well, why not?

You know,
it could be our last, uh...

Hurrah.

Someone may call the hotel
asking for a greta dejorio.

Anyone that does that,
give them my room number.

The room number,
but not my name.

And, uh, tell the night staff
to do the same, yes?

Certainly, sir.

Just your room number,
dejorio.

Perfect.

Oh, would you like me to confirm
your dinner reservation?

Yes, ma'am.
Certainly.

Just so you know, um,
evening attire is preferred.

I'll -- I'll just get a sandwich
or order room service.

I don't have anything
to wear.

Oh, we'll figure it out.
Thank you.

It's right up the stairs
on the first floor.

Thank you.
You're welcome.

Whoa.

Oh, my god.

Beautiful.

Hey.

Jane, this is too much.

It's too nice.
We're on a case.

Well, it might be our last case
together, so, uh...

How could anything be
too nice?

The dresses are beautiful.

I'll see you at dinner.

Hello?

Huh?

Yeah.

Here? Now?

Hey, jane.
Nice place.

Our unsub has good taste,
huh?

Yeah.
W-what are you guys doing here?

Lisbon and I can handle this.

Well, this is a big case with a
whole lot of downside potential.

D.C. Wants to put senior agents
on the scene.

Why? Do you have a problem
with that?

Nope. No problem.

I'm starving.
How's the food here?

Yeah,
apparently, it's good.

No burgers.

I wish my wife were here.

Women really love
this kind of stuff.

Yeah, they do.

Hi. I was wondering --

My boyfriend would love
the bathrobe in the room.

Could I buy one?

Oh, there's no need, ma'am.

The package mr. Jane booked
last week

Actually includes
a complimentary robe.

That's great.

Wait.

Um...

Last week?

He booked the room
last week?

Yes, ma'am.

The wine list, sir.

Oh, no, thank you.

Teresa.

Wow. You look spiffy.

Tell me something --
how is it possible

That you booked
the rooms here last week,

Two days before
the letter even arrived?

Okay, um...

You got me.

I wrote the letter. It was me.

It was, uh, just a ruse,
but, uh, I'm 100% confident

That it's gonna
smoke out the killer.

You son of a bitch!

Maybe I should, um...

Go and talk to her.

Yeah.

Uh...

Probably should order
without us.

Yeah. Okay.

Hey, you know, I will take
a look at that wine list.

Thank you.

I need a taxi to the airport
right now.

Okay. Thank you.

Lisbon?

Go away.

Please open the door.

Go away.

You know, I'm --
I'm sorry that I tricked you.

I just...

I just, uh...

You just what?

Jane,
what were you doing?

I just don't want you
to leave.

You don't give a damn
about what I want or need.

I am just a convenience
for you. You used me.

It's all about you.

You used a-a woman's murder,
jane.

You basically dug her corpse up
for this crap.

You are so twisted up
in your own dishonesty,

You have no idea how to act like
a decent human being.

No idea.

I'm sorry, okay?

I'm sorry.

All right, well,
if you're really sorry,

Why don't you just
leave me alone?

Go away!

I know you're there.

I can hear you breathing.

Just leave me alone.

Hey, it's me.

Hey, sweetheart,
how are you?

Good. Good.

Um...

Listen, if the offer still
stands, the answer is yes.

Let's get married.

Yes!

Good. Good.

Well, I'm --
I'm on my way to d.C. Now.

Okay.
All right, all right.

Text me
your flight information,

And I'll be there.

Teresa, it's gonna be great.

You're gonna love
the neighborhood.

It's -- it's full of
restaurants, your favorite kind.

I got a number to
an excellent broker,

And, apparently, he's got some
appointments set up for us.

He stood in my office,
looked me in the eye,

And lied to me,
and I bought it.

Don't feel bad.
Jane could sell cats to mice.

I hope he's fixed things
with lisbon, though.

Yeah.

Think we should go
check on him?

No.

It's weird how mad she got.

I mean, he's pulled way worse
stunts than this.

He buried a man alive once.

She wasn't nearly as angry
as this.

Really?

You don't know why?

Don't know why what?

Flight 407 to washington, d.C.,

Will begin boarding
in 45 minutes.

We apologize for the delay.

If there's anyone
who has any hand baggage

They'd like to check,
please come see me at the desk.

You're the fbi man --
jane.

Oh, you're the lawyer,
uh, randolph, right?

Yeah, yeah, that's right.

I don't understand
what's going on here.

You killed greta dejorio?

What?
No, I didn't kill greta.

Yeah.

Oh!

You're her secret lover.

How...

Yes.

I solved the clue
in the letter,

And I came here to kill
the bastard that killed greta.

That's so romantic.

Uh, do -- do you mind putting
the gun down, please?

Did...

Did you catch him already?

Yeah, no. I...

I-I wrote the letter,
not the killer.

What?!

Yeah.

It's a long, sad story,
but don't worry.

The killer will show up.

Well,
that's the plan, at least.

Can I get you a drink?

Yeah, sure.

Vodka, rum,
gin, or whiskey?

Uh...Gin.

Hands up.

Oh. Wes baxter.

Hi.

Welcome.

You.

W-what the hell?

Who's this?

Is this him?
Is this the killer?

And, uh, you're not the killer
either, are you?

No.

No. Didn't think so.

Uh, you mind
putting the gun down?

Thank you.

You came to seek revenge,
too, huh?

I shouldn't have made the clue
so easy.

Whoever killed mrs. Dejorio --
he ruined my life.

Uh...Vodka, rum, gin,
or whiskey?

Rum.

Greta and I were
deeply in love.

She was gonna divorce don
and marry me.

I called it off.

I ended the affair.

I was afraid
of the scandal

And the damage it would do
to my business.

I was a coward.

Blind, stupid coward.

I was so filled
with fear and self-hatred

That I destroyed the best thing
that ever happened to me.

By the time I realized
my mistake...

It was too late.

She was gone.

I'm sorry, man.

Bummer.

I have to go to the airport.

What's his deal?

You got to be kidding me.

Turn around.

Hands up.

Put your hands up.

You must be monica?

I'm kind of in a hurry here.

Who are you people?

And why did you send
that letter?

Uh...

I know you.
You're the lawyer, randolph.

Got old, huh?

And you.
You're the kid from next door.

So, who are you?

Okay, I-I-I don't want you
to be alarmed.

I'm, uh, fbi.

If you leave now,

I will bet that you get away
before my colleagues get here,

But you have to leave right now.

You're lying.

You're not a fed.

I-I know
that I don't look like one,

But I assure you I am one.

Show me your badge.

Okay.
There we go.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Damn.

He is. He's fbi.

I told you this was a setup.
I told you.

Damn it, monica!

Okay, just calm down.

If there were more
fbi around,

They'd be here by now,
wouldn't they?

It's just him.

I don't see it.

They're like
brother and sister.

There's no way.

Oh, speak of the devil,
a text from jane.

"soz."

Soz.

S.O.S.
Oh.

So, what do we do?

I'm thinking.

Listen, ladies, all you've done
so far is wave a gun around.

That's no big deal, huh?

No one's
calling you killers.

I am.

Shh.

No one can prove anything,
can they?

Huh?

You walk away now
and let your lawyers fix this.

He's right.

What else can we do?

We can just walk away?

Yeah, but you have to go right
now before my colleagues arrive.

Before anyone gets hurt --
go.

Okay, let's go.

Thatagirl.

Stay right where you are.
Oh, dude.

Put your hands up.

Do it.

Now put the gun down.

Aah!
Don't move!

Ow, ow, ow, ow!

Ow! My ears!

That is loud!

Oh, you're fine.

And, uh, yeah,
you're fine.

It's just a flesh wound,
okay?

I have to go, but help will be
here momentarily, okay?

Jane, what the hell?

You -- you have a car
with a siren, right?

I need your car keys.
What?

I need your car keys.
I got to get to the airport.

It's an emergency.
Where's lisbon?

She's at the airport.

Oh, I see.

Thank you.

Hey, hey, hey. You want
to give us some guidance?

Yes. Uh, those two
are the bad guys.

They're the good guys.
And blondie's an
embezzler, I suspect.

Hey, cho.
Hey.

Thanks.
Good luck.

Where's he going?

This is lisbon.

Leave a message.
I'll call you back.

Uh, lisbon.
It's -- it's jane.

If you get this,
call me, please.

Please?

Sorry. Fbi, fbi.

Uh, you got to
let me through.

I.D.

Yeah. Uh...

Oh.

Uh, it's in my car.

My car is out the front.

It's a federal vehicle
out the front.

Next.

Wait! Wait!

Hang on!

Wait!

Hang on a second!

Hello! Hello!
Let me in?

Let me in, please.

Yes?
Thank you.

Fbi. Won't be a moment.
Fbi? What's wrong?

Uh, yeah, nothing.
Nothing to worry about.

Just a routine check.

There you are.

What are you doing here?

There's something
I need to say.

I don't want to see you.
Go away.

You're right.
You're right.

I-I have forgotten how to act
like a normal human being.

And I play games
and I lie and I --

And I trick people to avoid
the truth of how I feel.

And the idea of letting anyone
close to me is --

Is -- is terrifying,
for obvious reasons.

But the truth, teresa,

Is that I can't imagine
waking up

Knowing
that I won't see you.

The truth is...

I love you.

Whew!

You can't imagine how good
that feels to say out loud,

But it scares me...
And it is the truth.

It is the truth
of what I feel.

It's too late.

Jane, it's too late.

Maybe.
And I understand.

That's okay.

I needed to get to this,
and you deserve to hear it.

Put your hands in the air
right now. Do it!

I love you, teresa.

And it makes me happy to be able
to say that to you.

I love her.

That woman in 12b --
I love her.

You take care of her.

I'm sorry.
That was embarrassing.

Oh, shush, honey.

Every woman on this plane
is green with envy.

The d.A. Will press
for second degree and a plea,

But I say we bid high
with murder one.

Okay. Why don't you take care
of processing?

I have to go to the airport

And try to persuade tsa
to let jane go.

He's still in custody?

They do not like people
messing with their airplanes.

Don't like it at all.

Hey.

Hi.

This is another fine pickle
you've gotten yourself in, huh?

Eh, I've seen worse,
pickle-wise.

Yes, you have.

How's the ankle?

Oh, it's fine.

You didn't go to d.C.

No.

Did you mean
what you said?

Yes, I did.

Good.

Just to be clear, we're talking
about pickles, right?

No. No.

The other thing.

Oh, that.

This is no joking matter.

Yes.

I meant what I said,
every word of it.

Good.

Because I feel
the same way.

Well, that's lucky.

What about pike?

He'll understand.

Say it again.

Say what again?

Hey, quit that!