The Masked Singer (2019–…): Season 8, Episode 5 - Muppets Night - full transcript
♪ Why are there so many
♪ Songs about rainbows
♪ And what's on
the other side? ♪
♪ Rainbows are visions
♪ But only illusions
♪ And rainbows
♪ Have nothing to hide
♪ So we've been told
♪ And some choose
to believe it ♪
♪ But I know they're wrong
♪ Wait and see
♪ Some day we'll find it
♪ The rainbow connection
♪ The lovers, the dreamers,
and me ♪
♪ Have you been half asleep?
♪ And have you heard voices?
♪ I heard them
calling my name ♪
♪ Is this the sweet sound
♪ That calls
the young sailors? ♪
♪ The voice might be one
in the same ♪
( vocalizing )
♪ Someday we'll find it
♪ The rainbow connection
♪ The lovers,
the dreamers, and me ♪
♪ La da da di da da dum
♪ La da da da da
di da ♪
( vocalizing )
All right!
Welcome to
"The Masked Singer"
Muppet Night!
( "Muppet Show"
theme music playing )
We have an incredible show
for you tonight.
- Piggy: No! Yo!
- And it--
Over here! Over here!
Yeah, it will be
an incredible night
once you come over here
and join me. Come on!
Come on!
Don't sit there like
bumps on a log.
Nick: Y'all see
who that is over there?
- Nicole: Piggy!
- Robin: Hi, Miss Piggy.
- Hello, hello.
- Oh, my gosh. Hi.
- Keep it going for
Miss Piggy, y'all!
- Thank you. Mwah!
Kissy-kissy, everyone!
- Mwah!
- Ken: Yes!
- And kissy-kissy to you all.
- We love you. We love you.
I'm so excited to be here,
and especially excited
for you, Ken.
Yes, after tonight
you can start name-dropping
working with moi.
Wow. Actually, Miss Piggy,
we have already worked before
on your movie "The Muppets."
You know, from 2011?
- Wait a second.
- Yeah!
- I remember you. Yes, yes.
- Oh, yes! Yes, yes.
- You were that PA
that got me coffee.
- Oh. Okay.
Well, I mean, yeah, yeah,
that was me.
- That was--
- It was always cold,
just like his guesses.
Oh! Miss Piggy's
in the house, everybody!
- Come on, it's true.
- I love it!
I'm just telling the truth.
All right, it's time
to get things started.
- Whoo!
- Her metallic majesty,
Queen Robo Girl,
is back to defend the crown
she won last week.
- Ken: Robo Girl!
- Jenny: Yes!
Tonight, Robo Girl faces
two new secret celebrities.
All three singers perform.
The audience votes.
The singer with the least
amount of votes unmasks.
Then the top two singers
face off in a Battle Royale.
- All right!
- After for the drama last week,
you know sparks
are gonna fly tonight.
First up, it's Robo Girl!
♪ Don't cry for me, Argentina
Last week's Battle Royale
was totally surreal.
The new queen is Robo Girl!
- Oh, my God!
- Robin: Oh, yeah!
Robo Girl:
Beating the Mermaid
still does not compute.
- All: Take it off!
- Gloria Gaynor!
Robo Girl:
I mean, she's a legend,
and it feels euphoric
to have received my crown
in her presence.
So in her honor,
I better survive tonight
against these
two new challengers.
Those notes on the sheet music
were B and B.
Like Bebe. Bebe Rexha?
Both: Oh!
I'm gonna put up my firewall
and keep this crown
under lockdown.
Now, before I reboot onstage,
I command you
to download this new clue.
Lindsay Lohan?
Maybe she's just a mean girl.
Robo Girl:
Does this mean anything to you?
- Get it, Kermie!
- Kermit's playing!
♪ Too late
♪ My time has come
♪ Sends shivers down my spine
♪ Body's aching all the time
She sounds different today.
She does.
She sounds more confident.
♪1 I've got to go
♪ Gotta leave you all behind
and face the truth ♪
♪ So you think you can stop me
and spit in my eye? ♪
♪ So you think you can love me
and leave me to die? ♪
♪ Oh, baby
♪ Don't do this to me, baby
♪ Just gotta get out
♪ Just gotta get
right outta here ♪
That voice sounds so familiar.
♪ Nothing really matters
♪ Anyone can see
♪ That nothing really matters
♪ Nothing really matters
♪ To me
- Robin: Yeah.
- Whoo!
- Robo Girl!
- Wow.
Miss Piggy:
That was amazing.
Wow. Kermit on the keys!
Robin:
Yeah! There's Kermie.
- And Robo Girl with the vocals.
- Ken: Yeah!
Can I just say,
what an awesome song choice
to open this show with.
- You got everybody
on their feet.
- Thank you, Jenny.
How many people can say
they were accompanied
by Kermit the Frog?
- Robin: I know!
- I know, Nicole! I know!
- I can. I can say that.
- That was a magical moment.
- It really was.
- Piggy: It was amazing.
Your voice was angelic.
If I weren't up here right now,
I would say it was me
under that mask.
- I'm your biggest fan.
- Yeah!
Okay, time to get some clues.
In place of bringing out a clue,
the one and only Miss Piggy
will be digging for the truth...
- What?
- ...and will have 20 seconds
to ask all the hard-hitting
questions she wants.
Miss Piggy? Take it away.
Whenever you're ready.
Okay, thank you, Nick.
Lights down and set the clock.
- What?
- Here we go.
What is your favorite color?
- Oh, well, pink.
- Pink.
Moving on.
Are you a singer or an actor?
- What if I'm both?
- Robin: Oh.
- Nicole: She's both.
- Nick: She's both.
How many movies have you done?
I've definitely been in
at least six.
- Wow.
- At least six. Wow, okay.
- ( buzzer )
- Now you're done!
Whoa, that was--
there was a lot of clues
in that interrogation.
- Man, Miss Piggy is intense.
- Well done, Miss Piggy.
Give me some, Miss Piggy.
High-five. Give me some.
- Unh!
- It's guessing time.
Who is Robo Girl?
Who wants to start first?
Gosh, you know what?
This one is really stumping me.
You totally changed
things up this week.
You're like a chameleon.
But I was picking up
on the "euphoria" clue.
- I think this
could be Zendaya.
- Ken: Ooh.
- Hmm.
- But I will say, you know,
I'm stuck on this clue
we had from last time,
which was
"Pretty Little Liars,"
and I thought of Shay Mitchell.
- Oh. "Pretty Little Liars."
- Yeah? You like it?
- Ken: Good show.
- Not a bad guess.
Jenny: But, Nicole,
do you think that's Shay?
I don't,
and I'll tell you why.
I'm stuck on
the Lindsay Lohan clue, okay?
I think that this could be
America Ferrera.
- Because Lindsay Lohan
has been in "Ugly Betty."
- Robo Girl: Wow.
- Jenny: Oh!
- Okay. How dare you?
I made you loosen up
your buttons.
Tell 'em, Nicole!
Tell 'em, Nicole!
I come co-wrote "Jai Ho"!
"Slumdog Millionaire," people.
You've been sitting
next to Ken way too long.
Nicole, I'm not gonna knock it.
It's a nice theory.
But if you really
wanna know who it is,
I'm gonna tell you right now.
You know how you said
that it could've been moi
under the mask
- if I weren't up here?
- Jenny: Yeah.
- Who else?
- Well, after that line
of questioning
I did of Robo Girl,
I am absolutely positive
it is moi!
- Nicole: It's you?
- It is me!
- It's you, Miss Piggy?
- I don't know how
it's being done.
It's advanced alien technology!
Jenny:
I don't know about that.
But it's true, Miss Piggy,
blondes have more fun,
don't they?
- Oh, yeah.
- Uh-oh. Oh, man.
Nicole:
If it's not Miss Piggy, Nick,
I'm getting really fun
effervescent energy vibes.
And I absolutely love
this girl-- Liza Koshy.
- Oh.
- Ken: Oh, good guess.
Jenny: I love Liza Koshy.
Nicole: That's some
Liza Koshy booty right there.
- Miss Piggy, cover your eyes.
- I didn't know I could do that.
Nick:
Well, one thing we do know,
this was an amazing performance.
Y'all keep it going for her.
Men In Black, come help her out.
We love you, Robo Girl!
Nicole: Who is this?
- I am so curious.
- Me, too.
This is one weird show.
Wow, you really know
how to rock, Robo Girl.
- Thank you so much,
Fozzie Bear.
- Yeah!
I'm so excited to meet you.
As a robot,
is your favorite music
heavy metal?
Ha, ha, ha! Wocka wocka!
( both laughing )
♪ Who is that?
♪ Who is that?
Welcome back
to "The Masked Singer."
Now let's meet
the first contender
trying to take
Robo Girl's crown.
Rub your back legs together
for the Beetle.
( "Soul Bossa Nova" playing )
- Oh!
- Oh, my gosh.
That is a cool-looking beetle.
He's kinda tall.
Oh, my God, look at his hair!
He's so cute!
Just like the Muppets,
my life has been anything
but normal.
I was born
in a land far away,
and all my family ever wanted
was to chase the American dream.
Like the good beetle I am,
I got involved
in public service.
Then my life took
a dramatic turn...
...when I quickly became
a household name,
breaking records in my field.
But despite my best efforts,
my work has been called
some of the worst of all time.
The gavel makes me think of
maybe, like, a judge panelist
- like one of us.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Ken: Oh, wow.
But I never let it
give me the blues, brother.
"Blues Brothers."
Dan Aykroyd?
'Cause I've seen my name
in lights on London's West End
and appeared in one of
the biggest films of the '90s.
Yes, sir,
I've got that X factor.
And not to spill the beans,
but here's one final thought.
You've definitely heard
my voice before,
and you've probably even
yelled my name at your TV.
♪ Some day
- ♪ When I'm awfully low
- Who is that?
♪ When the world is cold
♪ I will feel a glow
♪ Just thinking of you
♪ And the way
you look tonight ♪
- Very nice voice.
- Yes.
♪ Yes, you're lovely
♪ With your smile so warm
Aww.
♪ And your cheeks so soft
♪ There is nothing for me
♪ But to love you
♪ And the way you look tonight
He's got some moves!
♪ And that laugh
♪ That wrinkles your nose
- Who is that?
- ♪ It touches
♪ My foolish heart
♪ Yes, you're lovely
♪ Don't you ever change
♪ Keep that breathless charm
♪ Won't you please arrange it?
♪ 'Cause I love you
- Hey, hey!
- ♪ And the way you look
♪ Tonight
I love you, Kermit.
I love you.
Nicole: Aww!
That's so sweet.
Nick: There you go, Beetle.
- So much fun.
- I wish I had two more arms
because I'd be
clapping those too.
I absolutely fell in love
with you, Beetle.
- Well, thank you.
- That entire performance,
I kept thinking any second now
that Beetle is going to be
eaten on live television!
Kermit, you showed
amazing restraint.
- Jenny: Oh, my God,
that's amazing.
- I'm proud of you.
All right,
we really wanna know
who you are, Beetle,
so we gonna hand it over
to our guest interrogator,
Miss Piggy.
- Jenny: Get him,
Miss Piggy. Get him!
- All right.
- Robin: Come on, Piggy.
- The timer starts now.
Is that really a mask?
At the end of the show,
people will be chanting,
"Keep it on, keep it on."
- Oh!
- Are you known
for your haircut?
- No, I'm not known
for my haircut.
- Okay, okay, okay.
- Um, have you won any awards?
- A number of Emmys.
- Ken: Oh, wow.
- Oh!
- Ooh.
- There it is.
Okay, that's a big clue
right there.
- Great job, Miss Piggy.
- Good job, Miss Piggy.
- Great job.
- Nick: Did that help
you guys out at all?
I'm having a tough time
with this one.
I wanna hear
what you guys think.
Okay, the clues are all there.
We saw the TV antenna,
the multiple Emmys,
and then that courtroom.
Are you thinking
what I'm thinking?
- John Larroquette.
- Oh!
One of the stars
from "Night Court."
- Ken: Good guess. Good guess.
- Jenny and Nicole: Oh!
- Great guess, Miss Piggy.
- Thank you.
Nick: Nicole,
what are you thinking?
Look, I heard the word "bean,"
and I immediately thought
of international superstar
Mr. Bean!
- Ken: Rowan Atkinson, yeah.
- Rowan Atkinson.
He's from England.
We heard "the West End."
He's a been in a big movie
in the '90s, "The Lion King."
- Yes.
- I love that guess.
- Rowan Atkinson, Mr. Bean.
- Robin: I love him.
Jenny: Ken, what do you think?
Look, I was hearing
the "Blues Brother" clue,
and I was thinking
Dan Aykroyd.
And I was thinking
Jeff Goldblum because he was
in "Independence Day."
- Robin: Right.
- But then I'm thinking
this could be Mike Myers,
star of "Austin Powers"
and "Wayne's World"!
- Okay. Okay.
- The two biggest movies
in the '90s.
- He came out
to "Austin Powers."
- I like that.
He came from a land far away.
Canada's far away.
- You're welcome, America!
- Okay, Ken!
- Thank you.
- Sit down.
Ken, I think that would be
awesome if you were correct,
- but you are wrong.
- What?
You know, when I saw
the judge gavel,
the fact that people
scream his name
while watching television,
this screams out Jerry Springer.
- Robin: Oh.
- Ken: Wow.
- Robin: Yeah.
- Great guess.
- Robin: Yeah.
- That's a good guess, Jenny.
I've been wrong before,
but I think I'm right.
Audience: Jerry, Jerry, Jerry!
Piggy, Piggy!
All: Piggy, Piggy, Piggy!
- Kenny, Kenny!
- ( jeering )
- Nicole: Nah.
- Sit your ass down.
Well, one thing we're
definitely not gonna boo
is Beetle's performance.
Y'all keep it going
for the Beetle.
Good job.
Nick: Beetle,
head on backstage.
We'll see you when a few
when it's time to vote.
Is there anything that is,
well, I don't know,
extra challenging
about being a beetle?
Yeah, you constantly
get stepped on.
Yeah. Ah, ha, ha, ha!
Yeah, that really
bugs you, huh?
( both laughing )
♪ Who is that?
Welcome back to Muppet Night
on "The Masked Singer."
- ♪ Do-do do do do
- ♪ Mahna mahna
- ♪ Do-do do do do
- ♪ Mahna mahna
- ♪ Do-do do-do
- ♪ Mahna mahna
♪ Do-do do do do,
do do do ♪
♪ Do do do, do do do, do-do
- ♪ Do do do do
- ♪ Mahna mahna
Mahna manha.
Piggy: Yeah.
Only on Muppet Night!
It's time for
a new contestant, y'all.
Make some noise for the Lambs.
- ♪ Sunshine, lollipops
- Wow. Whoa-oh, wait!
- There's more than one.
- There's three of them.
♪ Is what I feel
when we're together ♪
Nick: Oh, my goodness.
♪ When you're near
the rain goes, disappears ♪
- Nick: Wow.
- I like their costumes.
- Nicole: Right?
- Jenny: Are they sisters?
Maybe-- I bet they're guys.
I bet you they're dudes.
- You think they're guys?
- I bet you they're dudes.
Nicole:
Wow, they're beautiful.
- Ken: I love it.
- I gotta say,
this might be
my favorite costume
- of the season so far.
- Nicole: Yeah.
- I think so. I love them.
- Me personally.
- I love them.
- This is gorgeous.
This is beautiful.
Did you really think
we were gonna miss out
on Muppet Night?
Not a chance.
Miss Piggy's been our style icon
since we were little.
- Thank you.
- We practically grew up
with her and each other.
Yeah, we've been Beverly Hills
besties from day one.
Could this be the girls
from "90210"?
We were quite the troupe
and loved playing pretend.
Little did we know
our game of make-believe
would turn into a massive career
onstage and onscreen.
"Famous" on a pair of jeans.
It could be in their genes.
- They could be related.
- We've traveled the world,
graced billboards,
and grazed countless
red carpets.
Not people can say
they lived out
their childhood dreams
side by side with their besties,
but we can.
Now we're playing dress-up
all over again,
and we're ready to show you
that we have not lost our swing.
♪ You change your mind
♪ Like a girl changes clothes
♪ Yeah, you PMS like a ma'am
- ♪ I would know
- Wow.
♪ Yeah, you overthink
♪ Always speak cryptically
♪ I should know
♪ That you're no good for me
♪ 'Cause you're hot,
then you're cold ♪
♪ You're yes, then you're no
♪ You're in,
then you're out ♪
♪ You're up, then you're down
♪ You're wrong
when it's right ♪
- ♪ It's black and it's white
- Wow.
♪ We fight, we break up
♪ We kiss, we make up
♪ You don't really
wanna stay, no ♪
♪ You don't really
wanna go, oh ♪
♪ 'Cause you're hot,
then you're cold ♪
♪ You're yes, then you're no
♪ You're in,
then you're out ♪
♪ You're up, then you're down
♪ Someone call the doctor
♪ Got a case
of a love bipolar ♪
♪ Stuck on a roller coaster
♪ Can't get off this ride
♪ You change your mind
♪ Like a girl changes clothes
- Yeah!
- ♪ 'Cause you're hot
♪ Then you're cold,
you're yes, then you're no ♪
♪ You're in, then you're out
♪ You're up, then you're down
♪ You're wrong
when it's right ♪
♪ It's black and it's white
♪ We fight, we break up
♪ We kiss, we make up
♪ You're hot,
then you're cold ♪
♪ You're yes, then you're no
♪ You're in,
then you're out ♪
♪ You're up, then you're down
- Wow!
- Wow.
- Whoo!
- Wow. Yeah!
- Yeah!
- Wow.
- Yeah! All right!
- Yeah!
Whoo!
Nicole:
Wow. This is cool.
Nick:
Wow. What a performance.
Yes!
Got everybody on their feet.
Uh, guys, talk to the Lambs.
Okay, first of all,
that was amazing.
Can we do it again?
Jenny: Oh, my God.
I'm falling in love with them.
Can I just say this was
my favorite performance tonight.
- What?
- Ken: Yes.
I don't know who you guys are,
but there's something
that resonates, your voice.
I hope you guys are in it
for the long haul
'cause I freaking love you.
- Thank you! Thank you!
- Nicole: Yeah.
Yo, I feel like
y'all are professional.
By the way the three of you
took that stage
like a round,
that was natural.
It feels like something
you do in big stadiums
- or arenas or something.
- Jenny: Right?
Thank you!
- Jenny: That's right.
- Oh!
Nick: All right.
So let's see what Miss Piggy
can squeeze out of these lambs.
Set the timer,
and let the interrogation begin.
Okay. What are your names?
You can't ask them that,
Miss Piggy.
- Oh, my gosh, Miss Piggy!
- It's against the rules.
- Pick another question.
- No, no, no.
- What are your
Instagram handles?
- Robin: No, no!
- You can't--
- I didn't ask their names!
- We talked about this.
- Miss Piggy!
- Are you on Myspace?
- Maybe.
- No, Ken is.
- How dare you?
It's a great platform.
Piggy:
Okay, okay, okay.
Who is the biggest celebrity
you've ever worked with?
- Ooh.
- We've worked
with Paul McCartney.
- What?
- Yo.
- Lamb: Yes, we have.
- Piggy: Oh, really?
- Major.
- Well, with that answer,
it's clear they've
never worked with moi.
- Oh.
- But it's a good clue
nonetheless.
Ken, you standing up
like you know those people.
Oh, I'm standing up.
I'm standing up because
I know exactly who this is.
- Yeah, right.
- All right.
All right, dig it.
- Oh, you do? Oh, you do?
- I'm so excited.
The Lambs are the Kardashians
and I'll tell you why.
- Oh, my God.
- Piggy: Yeah, we'll see.
We'll see.
Hear me out! Hear me out!
- Oh, they like that.
- Hear me out.
- They like that, Ken.
- Ken: Little known fact.
Paul McCartney and the
Kardashians all worked together
on a holiday album.
- No.
- That's right!
That's Mama Jenner
screaming in the back.
She produced the whole thing.
The denim jeans,
it's got "famous" on them.
And whose-- whose, like,
badonkadonks are more famous
than the Kardashians?
That's medical!
I was a doctor!
How dare you?
- It's a medical term?
Badonkadonk?
- You know!
Robin: Badonkadonk, yeah.
- Ken: Kim, Kourtney, Khloe...
- Jenny: Oh, my gosh.
...I am honored.
Thank you so much.
- It's not the Kardashians!
- Thank you so much.
- They like that guess.
- Ken: I'm a big fan.
Ken, there is no way
that is the Kardashians.
You need to take that guess
and go back to Costco, okay?
Because them sisters up there
can sang.
They can harmonize.
That's right.
We saw "Venice."
Made me think of Los Angeles.
I know three sisters who can
sing who are from Los Angeles,
and that is HAIM, Ken.
- Ooh. Ooh.
- I really like HAIM.
- I love that.
- Yeah, I love their music.
Nick: That's a good one.
Robin, what you got?
- Girl group, great singers...
- Jenny: Yeah.
...known for their harmonies,
were definitely the it-girls
and international pop stars.
I'm looking at the outfits.
I'm getting
country music vibes.
I'm thinking this might be
The Chicks.
- Jenny: Ooh.
- All right.
- Ken: Good guess.
- Nicole: That's good.
Robin:
That's what I'm thinking.
Whoever you are,
my heart chakra
just opened up to you guys.
I cannot wait to find out
who you are.
- You said it, sister!
- Ken: Yes!
Y'all keep it going
for the Lambs.
Lambs, go ahead
and take it easy backstage.
We'll see you guys soon.
They were almost as good
as I was.
Almost. Almost.
Nick: We've seen three
outstanding performances,
and we've heard from the panel.
Now, studio audience,
it's time for you to vote
for your favorite.
Oh.
The two characters
with the most votes
will face off
in the Battle Royale.
The other singer
will be unmasked.
The results and our first
unmasking of the night,
right after the break.
♪ Mahna mahna
♪ Who is that?
♪ Who is that?
Welcome back
to "The Masked Singer"
Muppet Night!
Now let's get straight
to the results
and see who is
heading into the battle
and who's heading home.
I can't believe we have to say
good-bye to somebody already.
Are we saying bye-bye
to the Beetle?
Will Robo Girl be looking
for a new gig?
Will the audience vote
mean silence for the Lambs?
It is time to find out
whose journey
has come to an end.
Leaving us tonight
and unmasking first is...
Miss Piggy, this is
the hardest thing for us.
- Two unmaskings.
- Can't we just get rid of Ken?
Oh, yeah!
Then I could stay.
- The Beetle.
- Oh, Beetle!
Nick: Keep it going
for the Beetle.
Robo Girl and the Lambs,
head on back to the lair
and prepare
for your Battle Royale.
Now, Beetle, come on over here
and walk with me for a second.
Beetle, Beetle!
- All: Beetle, Beetle!
- Aww.
Beetle, we hate to see you go,
but we can't wait to see
who you are.
Yes.
But before we get
to unmask the Beetle,
we gotta get the panel's
final guesses.
Ooh.
Nicole, who do you think
the Beetle is?
We heard "bean" in the clue.
It made me think
of Mr. Bean, okay?
Because you had the clue
"West End."
- Yes.
- And what did he say?
- He was hated at times?
- Yes.
Sometimes Mr. Bean
annoys humans, doesn't he?
- So I think that this
is Rowan Atkinson.
- True.
- Jenny: I love that guess.
- Mr. Bean.
- Ken: Very good guess.
- Piggy: All right.
- Could very well be.
- Who you thinking, Ken?
Well, he said
he was in the biggest
movies of the '90s,
but he's wrong.
He was in two of the biggest
movies of the '90s,
"Wayne's World"
and "Austin Powers."
Beetle is Mike Myers.
That looks like
Mike Myers' hair.
- I'd love for it to be him.
- Nick: Jenny, what you got?
Miss Piggy, let me show you
how it's done.
- Yeah?
- Judge's gavel.
He has a judge show on IMDB.
- I believe he is from the UK.
- Yeah.
And we've said his name
to the television
and if you were in his studio.
- Say it with me, audience.
- All: Jerry, Jerry, Jerry!
- Jerry Springer!
- Oh!
Jerry Springer.
That's a good guess right there.
You know, I think when we saw
"the biggest movie of the '90s,"
I think we're forgetting
that Jerry Springer
was in "Austin Powers."
( crowd gasping )
Oh, you're right.
Which means I'm right.
Robin: Which means Jenny
might be right.
I'm must gonna
piggyback-- hey.
- Jenny: Oh!
- Ha! Ha!
Nick:
Like what you did there.
I was waiting for
a bad dad joke.
I honestly think
it's Jerry Springer also.
You can piggyback
any time you want.
- Ken: Wow.
- All: Jerry, Jerry!
- Jerry, Jerry, Jerry!
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I wanna know who Miss Piggy
thinks it is.
- Okay, Miss Piggy,
tell us who it is.
- Okay, okay.
- The courtroom clues...
- A lot of court clues.
...all those Emmys,
I'm still gonna stick
with "Night Court" star,
the legendary John Larroquette.
- Robin: Could be, could be.
- Nicole: I love that guess.
We got all the final guesses in.
Let's see if any of you
are correct.
- Audience, say it with me.
- Who's under the mask?
- All: Take it off!
- Who is this?
All: Take it off!
Take it off!
- Come on!
- Take it off!
- ♪ Who are you?
- Take it off! Take it off!
- Take it off!
- Who is it?
- All: Take it off!
- ♪ Oh, I really wanna know
Take it off! Take it off!
- ♪ You, you, you
- Take it off, Beetle!
Emmy award-winning icon
Jerry Springer!
- Aah!
- Jerry, Jerry, Jerry!
Jerry, Jerry, Jerry!
Jerry, Jerry, Jerry!
This is my man right here.
Former mayor of Cincinnati,
multi Emmy award-winning
host and producer
for one of the most famous
talk shows to date.
- Yeah, you were right.
- Robin: Pretty good.
Now a judge.
They got you. Jenny?
I gotta tell you, first of all,
you're an amazing
singer and dancer.
Let me put that out there.
You're very, very good.
When I sing, seriously,
people get involved
because they have to guess
where the notes were
supposed to have been.
It's, like, interactive.
Honestly, Jerry,
you really are
a natural crooner.
I don't know what to say,
but all my life
I've been looking
for a woman with no taste.
- Robin: Oh!
- No. Hey!
- Hey, I'm joking!
- Jenny: Jerry, Jerry!
All: Jerry, Jerry!
Jerry, Jerry, Jerry!
Jerry, Jerry, Jerry!
It's an honor to meet
you guys, honestly.
- All of you. Thank you.
- Thank you, Jerry. Thank you.
Now, Jerry, you've done
so many things in your life.
Why in the world
did you choose
to be the Beetle?
There's so many serious things
going on in the world,
to be able to do something
that's just fun
and silly and whatever--
and I appreciate it.
I love you guys. Thank you.
Nick: The one and only
Jerry Springer.
It has been such a great
pleasure having you on the show.
Matter of fact,
we want you to hang out.
Can you hang out in our VIP--
you go change and come back
and hang out with us
- for the rest of the show.
- You don't like my suit?
I mean,
you can stay in that
if you want to.
Jerry Springer,
ladies and gentlemen.
- Jerry, Jerry!
- All: Jerry, Jerry!
Jerry, Jerry, Jerry!
Nick:
Robo Girl and the Lambs
are going head to head
in another Battle Royale.
Don't go anywhere.
♪ Who is that?
- What do you think, Deadly?
- Hmm?
Do I look camera ready?
For "The Masked Singer"?
Absolutely.
You don't even need a mask.
- Oh, thank you.
- Mm.
- Wait, what?
- Hmm?
Oh, look,
it's the Men In Black.
Hey, are those my wigs?
What? Those are my wigs.
Come back here!
Oh, dear. Oh, dear.
It's time
for the Battle Royale!
- ( fanfare )
- Yay!
Whoo!
- Nicole: Yes, Animal!
- Battle Royale!
( laughing, panting )
- Yes!
- Oh, I love it.
I love it!
Robo Girl and the Lambs
are going head to head
as they put their own twist
on the same song.
It's the Battle Royale!
Let the battle commence.
( music playing )
- Aw!
- Oh!
♪ Color me your color, baby
♪ Color me your car
♪ Color me your color,
darling ♪
♪ I know who you are
♪ Come up off
your color chart ♪
♪ I know where
you're coming from ♪
♪ Call me on the line
♪ You can call me any,
anytime ♪
♪ Call me, I'll arrive
♪ You can call me
any day or night ♪
♪ Call me
♪ Call me, call me!
Yeah!
( music playing )
♪ Color me your color, baby
♪ Color me your car
♪ Color me your color,
darling ♪
♪ I know who you are
♪ Come up off
your color chart ♪
♪ I know where
you're coming from ♪
- ♪ Call me on the line
- Oh, with the harmony!
♪ Call me,
call me any, anytime ♪
♪ Call me, I'll arrive
♪ You can call me
any day or night ♪
♪ Call me on the line
♪ Call me,
call me any, anytime ♪
♪ Call me, I'll arrive
- ♪ You can call me
any day or night ♪
- Wow.
♪ Call me
- Ken: Wow.
- Jenny: Oh, my gosh.
Wow.
Nick: Wow.
What a battle.
I got chills, Ken!
Nick:
Truly a Battle Royale
right there.
- That was good.
- Yeah.
- Yeah. It's outta my class.
- Yeah.
Panel, what are your thoughts?
Nick, this is
an all-female battle, y'all!
- Unh!
- Yes!
- Yeah! Whoo!
- It's an all-female battle!
And it's brutal!
Because Robo Girl came in
with the conviction,
and the commitment,
and, yes, the attitude.
And then these girls
over here, the Lambs,
- they are just--
I'm scared of those Lambs.
- Yeah.
Nicole: Those harmonies,
and then the a cappella,
they're like, "Let us show you
our vocals for real."
But I give Robo Girl credit.
She held her own on her own.
- Robin: Yes. Yes.
- Did a great job.
Indeed, indeed.
Okay, panel, well,
you know what time it is.
This one's on you.
So consider
everything carefully.
Your votes will dictate
who's crowned
queen of "Masked Singer"
and who's getting unmasked.
Start voting now.
Oh, my God.
Tough decision, you guys.
- Tough decision.
Tough decision!
- Very tough, very tough.
Because Robo Girl's
peaking right now.
But the Lambs are the Lambs,
you know what I mean?
Ugh, this is gonna be
a hard vote.
Nick: Will Robo Girl
keep her crown,
or will she be dethroned
by the Lambs?
The results
are going to be dynamite.
Did somebody say dynamite?
No, no, no, Harry!
Don't blow it up!
Ooh! Did you say
"blow it up"?
- Aah!
- ( laughing maniacally )
♪ Who is that?
Let's find out the queen
or queens
of "Masked Singer" tonight.
- This is tough. Yeah.
- Yeah, it's so suspenseful.
- Oh, boy. Here we go.
- Okay, okay.
I'm nervous.
Can we hold hands?
I get scared. Thank you.
- The Lambs!
- Oh!
- Awesome!
- Okay. Okay.
That means we have new queens
of "Masked Singer."
- Congratulations, Lambs.
- Wow.
You're one step closer
to the Golden Mask Trophy.
- They're so cute.
- Tough, man.
Head on back and enjoy
being the queens.
And keep it going
for Robo Girl.
Yeah! Yes.
Nick:
We hate to see you go,
but we can't wait
to see who you are.
It's been quite the journey.
You've been amazing.
But before you unmask,
panel, it's your time
- to give your final guesses.
- ( groaning )
Who wants to go first?
I'm gonna start first,
and I'll tell you why.
- Because-- thank you.
- ( crowd cheering )
- Get 'em, Ken!
Get 'em, Ken!
- Thank you.
I get the Spidey sense
that Robo Girl,
this is someone fresh,
young, and beautiful.
- Someone like Miss Piggy.
- Yeah, yeah.
That kinda vibe going on.
I heard "euphoria"
in the clues
and I was immediately thinking
the hottest, freshest star
in Hollywood since me.
Robo Girl is Sydney Sweeney.
Jenny: No, no.
A few people clapped for that.
- Jenny?
- Last time we saw a surfboard,
probably 'cause she won a ton,
or at least nominated for
a lot of Teen Choice Awards.
I think this really could be
"Pretty Little Liars" star
Shay Mitchell.
Okay.
Somebody else who's won
a lot of Teen Choice Awards
with the surfboards,
I just love their energy.
I would love this
to be Liza Koshy.
- Jenny: Oh!
- Ken: Oh, good guess.
- Okay.
- She got the moves.
She got the energy.
She got it all.
- Jenny: I love it.
- All right, Robin,
what you got?
Well, there's been some clues
about performing in
the shadow of superstars.
And then today
we find out that she's also
a movie star, right?
So I'm thinking that
this person was in "Hustlers"
and "Lightyear"
and many other films.
- I think this is Keke Palmer.
- Jenny: Oh!
Nicole: I love that.
That's what I thought last week.
- Keke Palmer.
I love me some Keke Palmer.
- Nick: That's a good one.
Miss Piggy,
you get our final guess.
What you think, baby?
Nick: Didn't you say
this was you, right?
Yeah, yeah. I know I said that.
I know I said that.
I've been saying it
all night long.
But that is definitely me!
Go big or go home.
- All right, panel.
- That's it.
Let's see if any of you
are correct.
Robo Girl, we need to know,
who are you?
- Who are you?
- Audience, say it with me.
All: Take it off!
Take it off!
- Take it off! Take it off!
- ♪ Who are you?
Take it off! Take it off!
- Who is it?
- ♪ I really wanna know
Take it off! Take it off!
- Take it off!
- Oh, my gosh! Who is this?
- ♪ Who are you, you, you?
- Who is this?
♪ Are you
Singer, actress,
and global superstar
Kat Graham!
- No way!
- Oh, wow!
- Nicole: Oh, wow!
- Robin: Whoa!
Nick:
I knew that had to be
somebody I knew.
This man has known me
since I was 14.
- I've known her
since she was--
- Did you know?
I knew that it was
somebody I knew because
you were so playful.
- You did an amazing job
on this show.
- Thank you so much.
Ken: Great job, Kat!
We've seen you in everything
from "Vampire Diaries"...
- I love you so much.
- ...to "All Eyez on Me."
Yes.
And you took the time
to do "The Masked Singer."
This was amazing.
This was
an amazing opportunity.
- You were wonderful.
- Thank you guys so much.
This was so much fun.
Oh, my gosh.
I feel so stupid, Nick.
We were just together!
And I couldn't say anything.
- I feel like Ken right now.
- Someone you know.
When you know the person,
when they're your friend,
and then they unmask.
You're like,
"Oh, dang, I can't believe
I didn't get it."
We literally just backstage
watching the Black Eyed Peas
- singing and dancing together.
- No way!
Only on "The Masked Singer,"
right?
That's a beautiful thing.
- Big fan of
everything you do, Kat.
- Same. Same, Nicole.
And I'm so happy
you took the chance
on coming on our show.
This was unreal.
And the Muppets!
- ( cheering )
- Yay!
Congratulations. We love you.
It's been an honor.
- Amazing.
- Let's give it up one more
time for Robo Girl.
- Yeah!
- Yes, Robo Girl!
The Lambs will come back
next time
to compete against two
new challengers for '90s Night.
But right now,
put your hands together
for the artist formerly known
as Robo Girl,
the amazing Kat Graham!
- Whoo!
- Yes, Kat!
♪ So you think you can stop me
and spit in my eye? ♪
- Yes!
- ♪ So you think
you can love me ♪
♪ And leave me to die?
♪ Oh, baby
♪ Can't do this to me baby
♪ Just gotta get out,
just get right out of here ♪
♪ Songs about rainbows
♪ And what's on
the other side? ♪
♪ Rainbows are visions
♪ But only illusions
♪ And rainbows
♪ Have nothing to hide
♪ So we've been told
♪ And some choose
to believe it ♪
♪ But I know they're wrong
♪ Wait and see
♪ Some day we'll find it
♪ The rainbow connection
♪ The lovers, the dreamers,
and me ♪
♪ Have you been half asleep?
♪ And have you heard voices?
♪ I heard them
calling my name ♪
♪ Is this the sweet sound
♪ That calls
the young sailors? ♪
♪ The voice might be one
in the same ♪
( vocalizing )
♪ Someday we'll find it
♪ The rainbow connection
♪ The lovers,
the dreamers, and me ♪
♪ La da da di da da dum
♪ La da da da da
di da ♪
( vocalizing )
All right!
Welcome to
"The Masked Singer"
Muppet Night!
( "Muppet Show"
theme music playing )
We have an incredible show
for you tonight.
- Piggy: No! Yo!
- And it--
Over here! Over here!
Yeah, it will be
an incredible night
once you come over here
and join me. Come on!
Come on!
Don't sit there like
bumps on a log.
Nick: Y'all see
who that is over there?
- Nicole: Piggy!
- Robin: Hi, Miss Piggy.
- Hello, hello.
- Oh, my gosh. Hi.
- Keep it going for
Miss Piggy, y'all!
- Thank you. Mwah!
Kissy-kissy, everyone!
- Mwah!
- Ken: Yes!
- And kissy-kissy to you all.
- We love you. We love you.
I'm so excited to be here,
and especially excited
for you, Ken.
Yes, after tonight
you can start name-dropping
working with moi.
Wow. Actually, Miss Piggy,
we have already worked before
on your movie "The Muppets."
You know, from 2011?
- Wait a second.
- Yeah!
- I remember you. Yes, yes.
- Oh, yes! Yes, yes.
- You were that PA
that got me coffee.
- Oh. Okay.
Well, I mean, yeah, yeah,
that was me.
- That was--
- It was always cold,
just like his guesses.
Oh! Miss Piggy's
in the house, everybody!
- Come on, it's true.
- I love it!
I'm just telling the truth.
All right, it's time
to get things started.
- Whoo!
- Her metallic majesty,
Queen Robo Girl,
is back to defend the crown
she won last week.
- Ken: Robo Girl!
- Jenny: Yes!
Tonight, Robo Girl faces
two new secret celebrities.
All three singers perform.
The audience votes.
The singer with the least
amount of votes unmasks.
Then the top two singers
face off in a Battle Royale.
- All right!
- After for the drama last week,
you know sparks
are gonna fly tonight.
First up, it's Robo Girl!
♪ Don't cry for me, Argentina
Last week's Battle Royale
was totally surreal.
The new queen is Robo Girl!
- Oh, my God!
- Robin: Oh, yeah!
Robo Girl:
Beating the Mermaid
still does not compute.
- All: Take it off!
- Gloria Gaynor!
Robo Girl:
I mean, she's a legend,
and it feels euphoric
to have received my crown
in her presence.
So in her honor,
I better survive tonight
against these
two new challengers.
Those notes on the sheet music
were B and B.
Like Bebe. Bebe Rexha?
Both: Oh!
I'm gonna put up my firewall
and keep this crown
under lockdown.
Now, before I reboot onstage,
I command you
to download this new clue.
Lindsay Lohan?
Maybe she's just a mean girl.
Robo Girl:
Does this mean anything to you?
- Get it, Kermie!
- Kermit's playing!
♪ Too late
♪ My time has come
♪ Sends shivers down my spine
♪ Body's aching all the time
She sounds different today.
She does.
She sounds more confident.
♪1 I've got to go
♪ Gotta leave you all behind
and face the truth ♪
♪ So you think you can stop me
and spit in my eye? ♪
♪ So you think you can love me
and leave me to die? ♪
♪ Oh, baby
♪ Don't do this to me, baby
♪ Just gotta get out
♪ Just gotta get
right outta here ♪
That voice sounds so familiar.
♪ Nothing really matters
♪ Anyone can see
♪ That nothing really matters
♪ Nothing really matters
♪ To me
- Robin: Yeah.
- Whoo!
- Robo Girl!
- Wow.
Miss Piggy:
That was amazing.
Wow. Kermit on the keys!
Robin:
Yeah! There's Kermie.
- And Robo Girl with the vocals.
- Ken: Yeah!
Can I just say,
what an awesome song choice
to open this show with.
- You got everybody
on their feet.
- Thank you, Jenny.
How many people can say
they were accompanied
by Kermit the Frog?
- Robin: I know!
- I know, Nicole! I know!
- I can. I can say that.
- That was a magical moment.
- It really was.
- Piggy: It was amazing.
Your voice was angelic.
If I weren't up here right now,
I would say it was me
under that mask.
- I'm your biggest fan.
- Yeah!
Okay, time to get some clues.
In place of bringing out a clue,
the one and only Miss Piggy
will be digging for the truth...
- What?
- ...and will have 20 seconds
to ask all the hard-hitting
questions she wants.
Miss Piggy? Take it away.
Whenever you're ready.
Okay, thank you, Nick.
Lights down and set the clock.
- What?
- Here we go.
What is your favorite color?
- Oh, well, pink.
- Pink.
Moving on.
Are you a singer or an actor?
- What if I'm both?
- Robin: Oh.
- Nicole: She's both.
- Nick: She's both.
How many movies have you done?
I've definitely been in
at least six.
- Wow.
- At least six. Wow, okay.
- ( buzzer )
- Now you're done!
Whoa, that was--
there was a lot of clues
in that interrogation.
- Man, Miss Piggy is intense.
- Well done, Miss Piggy.
Give me some, Miss Piggy.
High-five. Give me some.
- Unh!
- It's guessing time.
Who is Robo Girl?
Who wants to start first?
Gosh, you know what?
This one is really stumping me.
You totally changed
things up this week.
You're like a chameleon.
But I was picking up
on the "euphoria" clue.
- I think this
could be Zendaya.
- Ken: Ooh.
- Hmm.
- But I will say, you know,
I'm stuck on this clue
we had from last time,
which was
"Pretty Little Liars,"
and I thought of Shay Mitchell.
- Oh. "Pretty Little Liars."
- Yeah? You like it?
- Ken: Good show.
- Not a bad guess.
Jenny: But, Nicole,
do you think that's Shay?
I don't,
and I'll tell you why.
I'm stuck on
the Lindsay Lohan clue, okay?
I think that this could be
America Ferrera.
- Because Lindsay Lohan
has been in "Ugly Betty."
- Robo Girl: Wow.
- Jenny: Oh!
- Okay. How dare you?
I made you loosen up
your buttons.
Tell 'em, Nicole!
Tell 'em, Nicole!
I come co-wrote "Jai Ho"!
"Slumdog Millionaire," people.
You've been sitting
next to Ken way too long.
Nicole, I'm not gonna knock it.
It's a nice theory.
But if you really
wanna know who it is,
I'm gonna tell you right now.
You know how you said
that it could've been moi
under the mask
- if I weren't up here?
- Jenny: Yeah.
- Who else?
- Well, after that line
of questioning
I did of Robo Girl,
I am absolutely positive
it is moi!
- Nicole: It's you?
- It is me!
- It's you, Miss Piggy?
- I don't know how
it's being done.
It's advanced alien technology!
Jenny:
I don't know about that.
But it's true, Miss Piggy,
blondes have more fun,
don't they?
- Oh, yeah.
- Uh-oh. Oh, man.
Nicole:
If it's not Miss Piggy, Nick,
I'm getting really fun
effervescent energy vibes.
And I absolutely love
this girl-- Liza Koshy.
- Oh.
- Ken: Oh, good guess.
Jenny: I love Liza Koshy.
Nicole: That's some
Liza Koshy booty right there.
- Miss Piggy, cover your eyes.
- I didn't know I could do that.
Nick:
Well, one thing we do know,
this was an amazing performance.
Y'all keep it going for her.
Men In Black, come help her out.
We love you, Robo Girl!
Nicole: Who is this?
- I am so curious.
- Me, too.
This is one weird show.
Wow, you really know
how to rock, Robo Girl.
- Thank you so much,
Fozzie Bear.
- Yeah!
I'm so excited to meet you.
As a robot,
is your favorite music
heavy metal?
Ha, ha, ha! Wocka wocka!
( both laughing )
♪ Who is that?
♪ Who is that?
Welcome back
to "The Masked Singer."
Now let's meet
the first contender
trying to take
Robo Girl's crown.
Rub your back legs together
for the Beetle.
( "Soul Bossa Nova" playing )
- Oh!
- Oh, my gosh.
That is a cool-looking beetle.
He's kinda tall.
Oh, my God, look at his hair!
He's so cute!
Just like the Muppets,
my life has been anything
but normal.
I was born
in a land far away,
and all my family ever wanted
was to chase the American dream.
Like the good beetle I am,
I got involved
in public service.
Then my life took
a dramatic turn...
...when I quickly became
a household name,
breaking records in my field.
But despite my best efforts,
my work has been called
some of the worst of all time.
The gavel makes me think of
maybe, like, a judge panelist
- like one of us.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Ken: Oh, wow.
But I never let it
give me the blues, brother.
"Blues Brothers."
Dan Aykroyd?
'Cause I've seen my name
in lights on London's West End
and appeared in one of
the biggest films of the '90s.
Yes, sir,
I've got that X factor.
And not to spill the beans,
but here's one final thought.
You've definitely heard
my voice before,
and you've probably even
yelled my name at your TV.
♪ Some day
- ♪ When I'm awfully low
- Who is that?
♪ When the world is cold
♪ I will feel a glow
♪ Just thinking of you
♪ And the way
you look tonight ♪
- Very nice voice.
- Yes.
♪ Yes, you're lovely
♪ With your smile so warm
Aww.
♪ And your cheeks so soft
♪ There is nothing for me
♪ But to love you
♪ And the way you look tonight
He's got some moves!
♪ And that laugh
♪ That wrinkles your nose
- Who is that?
- ♪ It touches
♪ My foolish heart
♪ Yes, you're lovely
♪ Don't you ever change
♪ Keep that breathless charm
♪ Won't you please arrange it?
♪ 'Cause I love you
- Hey, hey!
- ♪ And the way you look
♪ Tonight
I love you, Kermit.
I love you.
Nicole: Aww!
That's so sweet.
Nick: There you go, Beetle.
- So much fun.
- I wish I had two more arms
because I'd be
clapping those too.
I absolutely fell in love
with you, Beetle.
- Well, thank you.
- That entire performance,
I kept thinking any second now
that Beetle is going to be
eaten on live television!
Kermit, you showed
amazing restraint.
- Jenny: Oh, my God,
that's amazing.
- I'm proud of you.
All right,
we really wanna know
who you are, Beetle,
so we gonna hand it over
to our guest interrogator,
Miss Piggy.
- Jenny: Get him,
Miss Piggy. Get him!
- All right.
- Robin: Come on, Piggy.
- The timer starts now.
Is that really a mask?
At the end of the show,
people will be chanting,
"Keep it on, keep it on."
- Oh!
- Are you known
for your haircut?
- No, I'm not known
for my haircut.
- Okay, okay, okay.
- Um, have you won any awards?
- A number of Emmys.
- Ken: Oh, wow.
- Oh!
- Ooh.
- There it is.
Okay, that's a big clue
right there.
- Great job, Miss Piggy.
- Good job, Miss Piggy.
- Great job.
- Nick: Did that help
you guys out at all?
I'm having a tough time
with this one.
I wanna hear
what you guys think.
Okay, the clues are all there.
We saw the TV antenna,
the multiple Emmys,
and then that courtroom.
Are you thinking
what I'm thinking?
- John Larroquette.
- Oh!
One of the stars
from "Night Court."
- Ken: Good guess. Good guess.
- Jenny and Nicole: Oh!
- Great guess, Miss Piggy.
- Thank you.
Nick: Nicole,
what are you thinking?
Look, I heard the word "bean,"
and I immediately thought
of international superstar
Mr. Bean!
- Ken: Rowan Atkinson, yeah.
- Rowan Atkinson.
He's from England.
We heard "the West End."
He's a been in a big movie
in the '90s, "The Lion King."
- Yes.
- I love that guess.
- Rowan Atkinson, Mr. Bean.
- Robin: I love him.
Jenny: Ken, what do you think?
Look, I was hearing
the "Blues Brother" clue,
and I was thinking
Dan Aykroyd.
And I was thinking
Jeff Goldblum because he was
in "Independence Day."
- Robin: Right.
- But then I'm thinking
this could be Mike Myers,
star of "Austin Powers"
and "Wayne's World"!
- Okay. Okay.
- The two biggest movies
in the '90s.
- He came out
to "Austin Powers."
- I like that.
He came from a land far away.
Canada's far away.
- You're welcome, America!
- Okay, Ken!
- Thank you.
- Sit down.
Ken, I think that would be
awesome if you were correct,
- but you are wrong.
- What?
You know, when I saw
the judge gavel,
the fact that people
scream his name
while watching television,
this screams out Jerry Springer.
- Robin: Oh.
- Ken: Wow.
- Robin: Yeah.
- Great guess.
- Robin: Yeah.
- That's a good guess, Jenny.
I've been wrong before,
but I think I'm right.
Audience: Jerry, Jerry, Jerry!
Piggy, Piggy!
All: Piggy, Piggy, Piggy!
- Kenny, Kenny!
- ( jeering )
- Nicole: Nah.
- Sit your ass down.
Well, one thing we're
definitely not gonna boo
is Beetle's performance.
Y'all keep it going
for the Beetle.
Good job.
Nick: Beetle,
head on backstage.
We'll see you when a few
when it's time to vote.
Is there anything that is,
well, I don't know,
extra challenging
about being a beetle?
Yeah, you constantly
get stepped on.
Yeah. Ah, ha, ha, ha!
Yeah, that really
bugs you, huh?
( both laughing )
♪ Who is that?
Welcome back to Muppet Night
on "The Masked Singer."
- ♪ Do-do do do do
- ♪ Mahna mahna
- ♪ Do-do do do do
- ♪ Mahna mahna
- ♪ Do-do do-do
- ♪ Mahna mahna
♪ Do-do do do do,
do do do ♪
♪ Do do do, do do do, do-do
- ♪ Do do do do
- ♪ Mahna mahna
Mahna manha.
Piggy: Yeah.
Only on Muppet Night!
It's time for
a new contestant, y'all.
Make some noise for the Lambs.
- ♪ Sunshine, lollipops
- Wow. Whoa-oh, wait!
- There's more than one.
- There's three of them.
♪ Is what I feel
when we're together ♪
Nick: Oh, my goodness.
♪ When you're near
the rain goes, disappears ♪
- Nick: Wow.
- I like their costumes.
- Nicole: Right?
- Jenny: Are they sisters?
Maybe-- I bet they're guys.
I bet you they're dudes.
- You think they're guys?
- I bet you they're dudes.
Nicole:
Wow, they're beautiful.
- Ken: I love it.
- I gotta say,
this might be
my favorite costume
- of the season so far.
- Nicole: Yeah.
- I think so. I love them.
- Me personally.
- I love them.
- This is gorgeous.
This is beautiful.
Did you really think
we were gonna miss out
on Muppet Night?
Not a chance.
Miss Piggy's been our style icon
since we were little.
- Thank you.
- We practically grew up
with her and each other.
Yeah, we've been Beverly Hills
besties from day one.
Could this be the girls
from "90210"?
We were quite the troupe
and loved playing pretend.
Little did we know
our game of make-believe
would turn into a massive career
onstage and onscreen.
"Famous" on a pair of jeans.
It could be in their genes.
- They could be related.
- We've traveled the world,
graced billboards,
and grazed countless
red carpets.
Not people can say
they lived out
their childhood dreams
side by side with their besties,
but we can.
Now we're playing dress-up
all over again,
and we're ready to show you
that we have not lost our swing.
♪ You change your mind
♪ Like a girl changes clothes
♪ Yeah, you PMS like a ma'am
- ♪ I would know
- Wow.
♪ Yeah, you overthink
♪ Always speak cryptically
♪ I should know
♪ That you're no good for me
♪ 'Cause you're hot,
then you're cold ♪
♪ You're yes, then you're no
♪ You're in,
then you're out ♪
♪ You're up, then you're down
♪ You're wrong
when it's right ♪
- ♪ It's black and it's white
- Wow.
♪ We fight, we break up
♪ We kiss, we make up
♪ You don't really
wanna stay, no ♪
♪ You don't really
wanna go, oh ♪
♪ 'Cause you're hot,
then you're cold ♪
♪ You're yes, then you're no
♪ You're in,
then you're out ♪
♪ You're up, then you're down
♪ Someone call the doctor
♪ Got a case
of a love bipolar ♪
♪ Stuck on a roller coaster
♪ Can't get off this ride
♪ You change your mind
♪ Like a girl changes clothes
- Yeah!
- ♪ 'Cause you're hot
♪ Then you're cold,
you're yes, then you're no ♪
♪ You're in, then you're out
♪ You're up, then you're down
♪ You're wrong
when it's right ♪
♪ It's black and it's white
♪ We fight, we break up
♪ We kiss, we make up
♪ You're hot,
then you're cold ♪
♪ You're yes, then you're no
♪ You're in,
then you're out ♪
♪ You're up, then you're down
- Wow!
- Wow.
- Whoo!
- Wow. Yeah!
- Yeah!
- Wow.
- Yeah! All right!
- Yeah!
Whoo!
Nicole:
Wow. This is cool.
Nick:
Wow. What a performance.
Yes!
Got everybody on their feet.
Uh, guys, talk to the Lambs.
Okay, first of all,
that was amazing.
Can we do it again?
Jenny: Oh, my God.
I'm falling in love with them.
Can I just say this was
my favorite performance tonight.
- What?
- Ken: Yes.
I don't know who you guys are,
but there's something
that resonates, your voice.
I hope you guys are in it
for the long haul
'cause I freaking love you.
- Thank you! Thank you!
- Nicole: Yeah.
Yo, I feel like
y'all are professional.
By the way the three of you
took that stage
like a round,
that was natural.
It feels like something
you do in big stadiums
- or arenas or something.
- Jenny: Right?
Thank you!
- Jenny: That's right.
- Oh!
Nick: All right.
So let's see what Miss Piggy
can squeeze out of these lambs.
Set the timer,
and let the interrogation begin.
Okay. What are your names?
You can't ask them that,
Miss Piggy.
- Oh, my gosh, Miss Piggy!
- It's against the rules.
- Pick another question.
- No, no, no.
- What are your
Instagram handles?
- Robin: No, no!
- You can't--
- I didn't ask their names!
- We talked about this.
- Miss Piggy!
- Are you on Myspace?
- Maybe.
- No, Ken is.
- How dare you?
It's a great platform.
Piggy:
Okay, okay, okay.
Who is the biggest celebrity
you've ever worked with?
- Ooh.
- We've worked
with Paul McCartney.
- What?
- Yo.
- Lamb: Yes, we have.
- Piggy: Oh, really?
- Major.
- Well, with that answer,
it's clear they've
never worked with moi.
- Oh.
- But it's a good clue
nonetheless.
Ken, you standing up
like you know those people.
Oh, I'm standing up.
I'm standing up because
I know exactly who this is.
- Yeah, right.
- All right.
All right, dig it.
- Oh, you do? Oh, you do?
- I'm so excited.
The Lambs are the Kardashians
and I'll tell you why.
- Oh, my God.
- Piggy: Yeah, we'll see.
We'll see.
Hear me out! Hear me out!
- Oh, they like that.
- Hear me out.
- They like that, Ken.
- Ken: Little known fact.
Paul McCartney and the
Kardashians all worked together
on a holiday album.
- No.
- That's right!
That's Mama Jenner
screaming in the back.
She produced the whole thing.
The denim jeans,
it's got "famous" on them.
And whose-- whose, like,
badonkadonks are more famous
than the Kardashians?
That's medical!
I was a doctor!
How dare you?
- It's a medical term?
Badonkadonk?
- You know!
Robin: Badonkadonk, yeah.
- Ken: Kim, Kourtney, Khloe...
- Jenny: Oh, my gosh.
...I am honored.
Thank you so much.
- It's not the Kardashians!
- Thank you so much.
- They like that guess.
- Ken: I'm a big fan.
Ken, there is no way
that is the Kardashians.
You need to take that guess
and go back to Costco, okay?
Because them sisters up there
can sang.
They can harmonize.
That's right.
We saw "Venice."
Made me think of Los Angeles.
I know three sisters who can
sing who are from Los Angeles,
and that is HAIM, Ken.
- Ooh. Ooh.
- I really like HAIM.
- I love that.
- Yeah, I love their music.
Nick: That's a good one.
Robin, what you got?
- Girl group, great singers...
- Jenny: Yeah.
...known for their harmonies,
were definitely the it-girls
and international pop stars.
I'm looking at the outfits.
I'm getting
country music vibes.
I'm thinking this might be
The Chicks.
- Jenny: Ooh.
- All right.
- Ken: Good guess.
- Nicole: That's good.
Robin:
That's what I'm thinking.
Whoever you are,
my heart chakra
just opened up to you guys.
I cannot wait to find out
who you are.
- You said it, sister!
- Ken: Yes!
Y'all keep it going
for the Lambs.
Lambs, go ahead
and take it easy backstage.
We'll see you guys soon.
They were almost as good
as I was.
Almost. Almost.
Nick: We've seen three
outstanding performances,
and we've heard from the panel.
Now, studio audience,
it's time for you to vote
for your favorite.
Oh.
The two characters
with the most votes
will face off
in the Battle Royale.
The other singer
will be unmasked.
The results and our first
unmasking of the night,
right after the break.
♪ Mahna mahna
♪ Who is that?
♪ Who is that?
Welcome back
to "The Masked Singer"
Muppet Night!
Now let's get straight
to the results
and see who is
heading into the battle
and who's heading home.
I can't believe we have to say
good-bye to somebody already.
Are we saying bye-bye
to the Beetle?
Will Robo Girl be looking
for a new gig?
Will the audience vote
mean silence for the Lambs?
It is time to find out
whose journey
has come to an end.
Leaving us tonight
and unmasking first is...
Miss Piggy, this is
the hardest thing for us.
- Two unmaskings.
- Can't we just get rid of Ken?
Oh, yeah!
Then I could stay.
- The Beetle.
- Oh, Beetle!
Nick: Keep it going
for the Beetle.
Robo Girl and the Lambs,
head on back to the lair
and prepare
for your Battle Royale.
Now, Beetle, come on over here
and walk with me for a second.
Beetle, Beetle!
- All: Beetle, Beetle!
- Aww.
Beetle, we hate to see you go,
but we can't wait to see
who you are.
Yes.
But before we get
to unmask the Beetle,
we gotta get the panel's
final guesses.
Ooh.
Nicole, who do you think
the Beetle is?
We heard "bean" in the clue.
It made me think
of Mr. Bean, okay?
Because you had the clue
"West End."
- Yes.
- And what did he say?
- He was hated at times?
- Yes.
Sometimes Mr. Bean
annoys humans, doesn't he?
- So I think that this
is Rowan Atkinson.
- True.
- Jenny: I love that guess.
- Mr. Bean.
- Ken: Very good guess.
- Piggy: All right.
- Could very well be.
- Who you thinking, Ken?
Well, he said
he was in the biggest
movies of the '90s,
but he's wrong.
He was in two of the biggest
movies of the '90s,
"Wayne's World"
and "Austin Powers."
Beetle is Mike Myers.
That looks like
Mike Myers' hair.
- I'd love for it to be him.
- Nick: Jenny, what you got?
Miss Piggy, let me show you
how it's done.
- Yeah?
- Judge's gavel.
He has a judge show on IMDB.
- I believe he is from the UK.
- Yeah.
And we've said his name
to the television
and if you were in his studio.
- Say it with me, audience.
- All: Jerry, Jerry, Jerry!
- Jerry Springer!
- Oh!
Jerry Springer.
That's a good guess right there.
You know, I think when we saw
"the biggest movie of the '90s,"
I think we're forgetting
that Jerry Springer
was in "Austin Powers."
( crowd gasping )
Oh, you're right.
Which means I'm right.
Robin: Which means Jenny
might be right.
I'm must gonna
piggyback-- hey.
- Jenny: Oh!
- Ha! Ha!
Nick:
Like what you did there.
I was waiting for
a bad dad joke.
I honestly think
it's Jerry Springer also.
You can piggyback
any time you want.
- Ken: Wow.
- All: Jerry, Jerry!
- Jerry, Jerry, Jerry!
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I wanna know who Miss Piggy
thinks it is.
- Okay, Miss Piggy,
tell us who it is.
- Okay, okay.
- The courtroom clues...
- A lot of court clues.
...all those Emmys,
I'm still gonna stick
with "Night Court" star,
the legendary John Larroquette.
- Robin: Could be, could be.
- Nicole: I love that guess.
We got all the final guesses in.
Let's see if any of you
are correct.
- Audience, say it with me.
- Who's under the mask?
- All: Take it off!
- Who is this?
All: Take it off!
Take it off!
- Come on!
- Take it off!
- ♪ Who are you?
- Take it off! Take it off!
- Take it off!
- Who is it?
- All: Take it off!
- ♪ Oh, I really wanna know
Take it off! Take it off!
- ♪ You, you, you
- Take it off, Beetle!
Emmy award-winning icon
Jerry Springer!
- Aah!
- Jerry, Jerry, Jerry!
Jerry, Jerry, Jerry!
Jerry, Jerry, Jerry!
This is my man right here.
Former mayor of Cincinnati,
multi Emmy award-winning
host and producer
for one of the most famous
talk shows to date.
- Yeah, you were right.
- Robin: Pretty good.
Now a judge.
They got you. Jenny?
I gotta tell you, first of all,
you're an amazing
singer and dancer.
Let me put that out there.
You're very, very good.
When I sing, seriously,
people get involved
because they have to guess
where the notes were
supposed to have been.
It's, like, interactive.
Honestly, Jerry,
you really are
a natural crooner.
I don't know what to say,
but all my life
I've been looking
for a woman with no taste.
- Robin: Oh!
- No. Hey!
- Hey, I'm joking!
- Jenny: Jerry, Jerry!
All: Jerry, Jerry!
Jerry, Jerry, Jerry!
Jerry, Jerry, Jerry!
It's an honor to meet
you guys, honestly.
- All of you. Thank you.
- Thank you, Jerry. Thank you.
Now, Jerry, you've done
so many things in your life.
Why in the world
did you choose
to be the Beetle?
There's so many serious things
going on in the world,
to be able to do something
that's just fun
and silly and whatever--
and I appreciate it.
I love you guys. Thank you.
Nick: The one and only
Jerry Springer.
It has been such a great
pleasure having you on the show.
Matter of fact,
we want you to hang out.
Can you hang out in our VIP--
you go change and come back
and hang out with us
- for the rest of the show.
- You don't like my suit?
I mean,
you can stay in that
if you want to.
Jerry Springer,
ladies and gentlemen.
- Jerry, Jerry!
- All: Jerry, Jerry!
Jerry, Jerry, Jerry!
Nick:
Robo Girl and the Lambs
are going head to head
in another Battle Royale.
Don't go anywhere.
♪ Who is that?
- What do you think, Deadly?
- Hmm?
Do I look camera ready?
For "The Masked Singer"?
Absolutely.
You don't even need a mask.
- Oh, thank you.
- Mm.
- Wait, what?
- Hmm?
Oh, look,
it's the Men In Black.
Hey, are those my wigs?
What? Those are my wigs.
Come back here!
Oh, dear. Oh, dear.
It's time
for the Battle Royale!
- ( fanfare )
- Yay!
Whoo!
- Nicole: Yes, Animal!
- Battle Royale!
( laughing, panting )
- Yes!
- Oh, I love it.
I love it!
Robo Girl and the Lambs
are going head to head
as they put their own twist
on the same song.
It's the Battle Royale!
Let the battle commence.
( music playing )
- Aw!
- Oh!
♪ Color me your color, baby
♪ Color me your car
♪ Color me your color,
darling ♪
♪ I know who you are
♪ Come up off
your color chart ♪
♪ I know where
you're coming from ♪
♪ Call me on the line
♪ You can call me any,
anytime ♪
♪ Call me, I'll arrive
♪ You can call me
any day or night ♪
♪ Call me
♪ Call me, call me!
Yeah!
( music playing )
♪ Color me your color, baby
♪ Color me your car
♪ Color me your color,
darling ♪
♪ I know who you are
♪ Come up off
your color chart ♪
♪ I know where
you're coming from ♪
- ♪ Call me on the line
- Oh, with the harmony!
♪ Call me,
call me any, anytime ♪
♪ Call me, I'll arrive
♪ You can call me
any day or night ♪
♪ Call me on the line
♪ Call me,
call me any, anytime ♪
♪ Call me, I'll arrive
- ♪ You can call me
any day or night ♪
- Wow.
♪ Call me
- Ken: Wow.
- Jenny: Oh, my gosh.
Wow.
Nick: Wow.
What a battle.
I got chills, Ken!
Nick:
Truly a Battle Royale
right there.
- That was good.
- Yeah.
- Yeah. It's outta my class.
- Yeah.
Panel, what are your thoughts?
Nick, this is
an all-female battle, y'all!
- Unh!
- Yes!
- Yeah! Whoo!
- It's an all-female battle!
And it's brutal!
Because Robo Girl came in
with the conviction,
and the commitment,
and, yes, the attitude.
And then these girls
over here, the Lambs,
- they are just--
I'm scared of those Lambs.
- Yeah.
Nicole: Those harmonies,
and then the a cappella,
they're like, "Let us show you
our vocals for real."
But I give Robo Girl credit.
She held her own on her own.
- Robin: Yes. Yes.
- Did a great job.
Indeed, indeed.
Okay, panel, well,
you know what time it is.
This one's on you.
So consider
everything carefully.
Your votes will dictate
who's crowned
queen of "Masked Singer"
and who's getting unmasked.
Start voting now.
Oh, my God.
Tough decision, you guys.
- Tough decision.
Tough decision!
- Very tough, very tough.
Because Robo Girl's
peaking right now.
But the Lambs are the Lambs,
you know what I mean?
Ugh, this is gonna be
a hard vote.
Nick: Will Robo Girl
keep her crown,
or will she be dethroned
by the Lambs?
The results
are going to be dynamite.
Did somebody say dynamite?
No, no, no, Harry!
Don't blow it up!
Ooh! Did you say
"blow it up"?
- Aah!
- ( laughing maniacally )
♪ Who is that?
Let's find out the queen
or queens
of "Masked Singer" tonight.
- This is tough. Yeah.
- Yeah, it's so suspenseful.
- Oh, boy. Here we go.
- Okay, okay.
I'm nervous.
Can we hold hands?
I get scared. Thank you.
- The Lambs!
- Oh!
- Awesome!
- Okay. Okay.
That means we have new queens
of "Masked Singer."
- Congratulations, Lambs.
- Wow.
You're one step closer
to the Golden Mask Trophy.
- They're so cute.
- Tough, man.
Head on back and enjoy
being the queens.
And keep it going
for Robo Girl.
Yeah! Yes.
Nick:
We hate to see you go,
but we can't wait
to see who you are.
It's been quite the journey.
You've been amazing.
But before you unmask,
panel, it's your time
- to give your final guesses.
- ( groaning )
Who wants to go first?
I'm gonna start first,
and I'll tell you why.
- Because-- thank you.
- ( crowd cheering )
- Get 'em, Ken!
Get 'em, Ken!
- Thank you.
I get the Spidey sense
that Robo Girl,
this is someone fresh,
young, and beautiful.
- Someone like Miss Piggy.
- Yeah, yeah.
That kinda vibe going on.
I heard "euphoria"
in the clues
and I was immediately thinking
the hottest, freshest star
in Hollywood since me.
Robo Girl is Sydney Sweeney.
Jenny: No, no.
A few people clapped for that.
- Jenny?
- Last time we saw a surfboard,
probably 'cause she won a ton,
or at least nominated for
a lot of Teen Choice Awards.
I think this really could be
"Pretty Little Liars" star
Shay Mitchell.
Okay.
Somebody else who's won
a lot of Teen Choice Awards
with the surfboards,
I just love their energy.
I would love this
to be Liza Koshy.
- Jenny: Oh!
- Ken: Oh, good guess.
- Okay.
- She got the moves.
She got the energy.
She got it all.
- Jenny: I love it.
- All right, Robin,
what you got?
Well, there's been some clues
about performing in
the shadow of superstars.
And then today
we find out that she's also
a movie star, right?
So I'm thinking that
this person was in "Hustlers"
and "Lightyear"
and many other films.
- I think this is Keke Palmer.
- Jenny: Oh!
Nicole: I love that.
That's what I thought last week.
- Keke Palmer.
I love me some Keke Palmer.
- Nick: That's a good one.
Miss Piggy,
you get our final guess.
What you think, baby?
Nick: Didn't you say
this was you, right?
Yeah, yeah. I know I said that.
I know I said that.
I've been saying it
all night long.
But that is definitely me!
Go big or go home.
- All right, panel.
- That's it.
Let's see if any of you
are correct.
Robo Girl, we need to know,
who are you?
- Who are you?
- Audience, say it with me.
All: Take it off!
Take it off!
- Take it off! Take it off!
- ♪ Who are you?
Take it off! Take it off!
- Who is it?
- ♪ I really wanna know
Take it off! Take it off!
- Take it off!
- Oh, my gosh! Who is this?
- ♪ Who are you, you, you?
- Who is this?
♪ Are you
Singer, actress,
and global superstar
Kat Graham!
- No way!
- Oh, wow!
- Nicole: Oh, wow!
- Robin: Whoa!
Nick:
I knew that had to be
somebody I knew.
This man has known me
since I was 14.
- I've known her
since she was--
- Did you know?
I knew that it was
somebody I knew because
you were so playful.
- You did an amazing job
on this show.
- Thank you so much.
Ken: Great job, Kat!
We've seen you in everything
from "Vampire Diaries"...
- I love you so much.
- ...to "All Eyez on Me."
Yes.
And you took the time
to do "The Masked Singer."
This was amazing.
This was
an amazing opportunity.
- You were wonderful.
- Thank you guys so much.
This was so much fun.
Oh, my gosh.
I feel so stupid, Nick.
We were just together!
And I couldn't say anything.
- I feel like Ken right now.
- Someone you know.
When you know the person,
when they're your friend,
and then they unmask.
You're like,
"Oh, dang, I can't believe
I didn't get it."
We literally just backstage
watching the Black Eyed Peas
- singing and dancing together.
- No way!
Only on "The Masked Singer,"
right?
That's a beautiful thing.
- Big fan of
everything you do, Kat.
- Same. Same, Nicole.
And I'm so happy
you took the chance
on coming on our show.
This was unreal.
And the Muppets!
- ( cheering )
- Yay!
Congratulations. We love you.
It's been an honor.
- Amazing.
- Let's give it up one more
time for Robo Girl.
- Yeah!
- Yes, Robo Girl!
The Lambs will come back
next time
to compete against two
new challengers for '90s Night.
But right now,
put your hands together
for the artist formerly known
as Robo Girl,
the amazing Kat Graham!
- Whoo!
- Yes, Kat!
♪ So you think you can stop me
and spit in my eye? ♪
- Yes!
- ♪ So you think
you can love me ♪
♪ And leave me to die?
♪ Oh, baby
♪ Can't do this to me baby
♪ Just gotta get out,
just get right out of here ♪