The Masked Singer (2019–…): Season 8, Episode 3 - TV Theme Night - full transcript

( crowd cheering )

Nick Cannon:
Ladies and gentlemen,
it's TV theme night

here on "The Masked Singer."

♪ Show me that smile again

♪ Don't waste another minute
on your crying ♪

♪ You know we're near the end

♪ The best is ready to begin

♪ Ooh-ooh

♪ As long as we got
each other ♪

♪ We got the world spinning
right in our hands ♪

♪ Baby, you and me



♪ We gotta be

♪ The luckiest dreamers
who never quit dreaming ♪

♪ As long as
we keep on giving ♪

♪ We can take anything
that comes our way ♪

♪ Oh, baby, rain or shine

♪ All the time

♪ We got each other

♪ Sharing the laughter
and love ♪

♪ Whoa, sharing the laughter

♪ And love

Robin, that was so good.

Give it up for my man
Robin Thicke one more time.

With an amazing tribute
to America's dad
and Robin's dad,

the unforgettable Alan Thicke.



Whoo!

And, Robin, I mean,
you're TV royalty already, man.

You and your father.
Your entire family.

Actually,
my mom's here tonight.

- Yes!
- What?

- Nick: Hey, Mom!
- Ken: Gloria!

Jenny: Oh!

My dad's the reason
I have good hair

and my mom's the reason I sing.

Jenny: Oh.

Nick: There it is.
We love it.

That's so sweet.
She must be so proud.

You guys ready to get to it?

It is our TV theme night here
on "The Masked Singer"...

- Yes! Yes!
- Yes! Let's do it!

...as we celebrate
the world of TV.

Because we give you music,

intrigue, dancing, drama,

costumes, comedy, and tears,

and that's just
from one of Ken's guesses.

How dare you?

The Harp is in the house.

She's so good.

But her reign
could end tonight

because we have two
new pretenders to the throne.

- Ken: Uh-oh.
- Oh!

- Whoa!
- All three singers
will perform,

the audience will vote,
the singer with the least
amount of votes will unmask,

and the top two singers
will face off
in the battle royale.

- Oh, yeah.
- Yeah! Yeah!

And get this, y'all.
The stakes are high.

It's the third show
of the group,

which means
tonight's king or queen

will be going straight
to the semi-finals.

- Wow.
- That's a big deal.

- Stakes are high.
- Pressure.

So let's get
this show started.

So, our next contender
should feel right at home.

Like a lot of people
in this business,

they're tightly wound
and dead on the inside.

Bring out the Mummies!

♪ Come and knock
on our door ♪

♪ We've been waiting
for you ♪

Jenny: Oh, my gosh!
There's three of them.

There's three of them!

♪ Three's company, too

I'm scared! Oh, my God.

Do you think they're related?

- "Three's Company."
- Nicole: Could be guys.

- Ken: Wow, look at 'em.
- Big guys.

- That one looks athletic.
- All right.

It's time
for the cryptic clues

as we lift the lid
on the Mummies.

Check this out.

Hey, you.
Turn up the volume on that TV.

Yeah, we're coming to you live
and in living color.

Now sit right back
and you'll hear a tale
of how it all came to be.

You watched us grow up,

and you may even think
we feel like your family.

They say sibling bonds
are the strongest, right?

- You're totally right.
- Whoa!

Fox was Wayne Brady.

Maybe the guys from
"Whose Line Is It Anyway?"

- Aah!
- We learned a lot
with each other.

And we probably taught you
a few life lessons as well.

And although we've been
off the grid for a while...

It's what
we're most famous for.

"Tiger Magazine."
Could be teen idols.

Tonight, it feels so good
to get the Mummy fam

back together
for another reunion.

So whatever you do,
don't change that channel.

- I'm excited.
- I know, right?

Breaking news, the Mummies
have escaped the museum

- and we can't find them.
- Oh, no!

What?

♪ Here we come

♪ Walking down the street

♪ We get
the funniest looks from ♪

- ♪ Everyone we meet
- Who is that?

♪ Hey, hey,
we're the Mummies ♪

♪ People say we Mummy around

♪ We're too busy singing

♪ To put anybody down

♪ We go wherever we want to

♪ Do what we like to do

♪ We don't have time
to get restless ♪

♪ There's always
something new ♪

♪ Hey, hey,
we're the Mummies ♪

♪ People say
we Mummy around ♪

♪ But we're
too busy singing ♪

♪ To put anybody down

♪ We're just trying
to be friendly ♪

♪ Come and watch us
sing and play ♪

♪ We're the young generation

♪ And we got something to say

♪ Anytime or anywhere

♪ Just look
over your shoulder ♪

♪ Guess who'll be
standing there ♪

♪ Hey, hey,
we're the Mummies ♪

♪ People say we Mummy around

♪ But we're to busy singing

♪ To put anybody down

♪ Hey, hey,
we're the Mummies ♪

♪ You never know
where we'll be found ♪

♪ So you better get ready

♪ We may be coming
to your town ♪

- Whoo!
- Whoo!

Wow! Knocking 'em dead
for real, baby.

The Mummies wrapped it up

like a stone cold groove.

I loved it.

The Mum-- oh, these Mummies
got a lot of energy.

I don't know which way to go.

Panel, talk to
the Mummies, please.

Jenny:
That was so much fun, you guys.

I would Mummy around with you
anywhere you wanna go.

- Ken: Yes! Yes!
- Honestly.

And by the way,
your harmony was beautiful,

and you guys practiced
some choreography.

- You guys were really into it.
- Nicole: Yeah.

Absolutely. You guys are
combining the comedy with
the vocals and the characters.

And also, I have four kids,
so I could use three mummies.

- This would be really-- hey!

- Hey! Hi-oh!
- Hi-oh!

- Perfect sitcom joke
right there.
- Thank you very much.

- I been brushing up.
- All right.

It's TV night here,

so we're going to have
a little TV dinner

with a TV superstar.

Let's bring 'em out.

( "Beverly Hills 90210"
theme playing )

Oh, yeah!

It's friend of
"The Masked Singer"...

Tori Spelling!

From "Beverly Hills 90210,"

actress Tori Spelling!

- Our very own Unicorn.
- Tori!

You look amazing.

Thank you. So do you.

- You look gorgeous.
- Amazing. You look amazing.

- Hi, my friends. I'm back.
- She is back.

Yes! And that looks like a clue
that you have there.

Is that a TV dinner there?
Let's see it.

I do have a clue.

( game show showcase
music playing )

Blended Berry Brothers
Smoothie Packets.

- What?
- It's good for the soul.

Refreshing. Classic.

And the smoothies
are pretty good, too.

- Ah.
- Okay, now I'm even
more confused.

Well, you know what?
Before we get to guessing,

let's give it up
one more time...

- Thank you, I love you guys!
- ...for the amazing
Tori Spelling.

- I love you.
- Great seeing you.

Get back over here, Mummies.
Stop chasing Tori.

Nicole, could you please
make some sense out of this?

Hmm. Okay, this is
a tough one.

But Tori Spelling
just came out.

These could be
some of the guys from 90210.

- Oh, good guess! Yes!
- We could have
Brian Austin Green,

Jason Priestly,
and Ian Ziering.

- Yes!
- Or, Nick, hold up.

- Okay.
- What was that
smoothie situation?

- The blended--
- Yeah, blended berries.

Blended berries.

Could be a blended family

like "The Brady Bunch."

Totally.
The dad was an architect.

Oh, that's right.

It could be Greg,
Peter, and Bobby.

And I think one of them
was called Barry!

- I didn't even think of that.
- Ken: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- That's good.
- Yeah, Barry Williams,

Christopher Knight,
and Mike Lookinland.

- Thank you, Ken.
- I'm a doctor.
I'm not a dummy.

- Thank you, Ken.
- And I feel--

- I feel I know exactly
who you three--
- Oh, no.

How dare you? I'm a doctor!

How dare you?
Let me tell you this.

This is a reverse 52 fakeout.

There's some clues
in that package

that are designed to sway us,
misdirect us,

but I'm so smart.

I think this is designed to be,
like my comedy, on the nose!

When it says, "Whoa!",

these guys are
the Lawrence brothers.

- Jenny: No.
- And let me tell you.

Joey Lawrence, "Whoa!",
"Blossom."

Matthew Lawrence, "Whoa!",
"Blossom" again.

And the third brother,
you know, uh,

uh, Martin Lawrence.

- Nick: Martin Lawrence is--
- Hear me out! Hear me out.

- That's the wrong Lawrence.
- They are family.

- ( jeering )
- They are family.

Martin Lawrence hangs out
with Joey and Matthew
all the time.

We do this on three.
"No, Ken." One, two, three.

- All: No, Ken!
- It could be.
There's buckets--

There's buckets of guesses
in my head.

Could be
the Hemsworth brothers.

Oh, yeah,
that's definitely Thor.

It is! It's Thor!
It's Chris Hemsworth,

Liam Hemsworth,
and "Westworld" Hemsworth.

- That dude.
- Ken, no!

- Sit down, Ken.
- No, Ken!

Good night, everybody.
Check, please.

Nick: One thing we do know
is that that performance

was amazing,
ladies and gentlemen.

Let's give it up one more time
for the Mummies!

Head on back to your lairs
while you guys wrap it up.

Men In Black, help 'em out.

So much fun.

- Who is this?
- They were very good.

That, like,
was a pleasant surprise.

And it's so much fun being
nostalgic with each other,
like dressing up.

But then when they get unmasked,
it's gonna be more nostalgic,

- 'cause you know
they're from TV.
- Oh, I can't wait.

You know they're
gonna be legends.

It's the TV episode
of "The Masked Singer."

It's gonna be fun.

♪ Who is that?

Is it just me
or is TV Theme Night

making me all
warm and fuzzy inside?

- No, me, too!
- Very wholesome, you know?

- Very pure.
- I think it reminds us all
of our youth, you know?

Yes, it's so nostalgic.

It brings back so many memories

of being at home
with the family.

- Yes.
- When are we getting
our TV dinners?

I want some.
With that little brownie
and the corn?

- Yes.
- Yep.

♪ Who is that?

Welcome back to
"The Masked Singer."

On to our next singer.

Put your palms together
for the Fortune Teller.

( "The X-Files" theme playing )

- Oh, my God!
- They're hiding weight, height.

- I mean, it could be
anything in there right?
- Totally.

Oh, this is gonna be hard,
because we can't see the body.

Ken: Yeah.
Can't see anything.

- Oh!
- Oh, my--

- Nick: Wow.
- Oh, wait a second.

Oh, he is tall.

This is cool
and scary as hell
all at the same time.

Let's lift the veil
on the Fortune Teller,

see if we can get some clues.
Check this out.

( hip-hop music playing )

Growing up
and watching TV in Queens,

I had visions of being
a big music king.

I wasn't the best singer,
so I tried to make it
as a dancer.

A business card?
Maybe this is
a business mogul?

But I got beat out
by Jermaine Dupri.

With the help of my mother,

Soon, everyone
wanted a dash of me
in their music videos.

An angel, Maybe someone
from "Charlie's Angels"?

Then, an unusual offer came in

while I was keeping up
with the Kardashians.

If it wasn't for them,
I might have missed out.

That kid from Queens
moved on up,

and tonight
I'm singing a TV classic

that celebrates just that.

( music playing )

♪ So we're moving on up

♪ To the East Side

♪ To the deluxe apartment
in the sky ♪

♪ Oh, moving on up

♪ To the East Side

♪ We finally got
a piece of the pie ♪

Oh! Whoa!

- Jenny: What?
- He's alive!

♪ Took a whole lot of trying

♪ Just to get up that hill

♪ Now we're up
in the big leagues ♪

♪ Getting our turn at bat

♪ Long as we living,
it's you and me, baby ♪

♪ Ain't nothing wrong
with that ♪

♪ Because we're
moving on up ♪

He can dance! He's a dancer!

♪ To a deluxe apartment
in the sky ♪

♪ Oh, moving on up

♪ To the East Side

♪ We finally got a piece
of the pie ♪

♪ Fish don't fry
in the kitchen ♪

♪ Beans don't burn
on the grill ♪

♪ Took a whole lot of trying

♪ Just to get up that hill

♪ Long as we living,
you and me, baby ♪

♪ Ain't nothing wrong
with that ♪

♪ 'Cause we're moving on up

♪ To the East Side, yeah

♪ We finally got a piece

- ♪ Of the pie
- Yeah!

♪ Unh!

That's so cool!

- Moving on up.
- Oh, man.

- I love it.
- I loved it.

I thought it was a perfect
song choice, great energy,

and one of my favorite
theme songs of all time,
without question.

Yeah, shout-out
to "The Jeffersons."

Nick: Indeed, indeed.

So let's bring out
another TV star

with another TV dinner clue.

- Oh, wow.
- From "Full House,"

- it's Jodie Sweetin!
- No way!

( "Full House" instrumental
theme playing )

Jodie!

Nick: Welcome to
"Masked Singer," Jodie.

- All right, Jodie...
- Hey!

- Can you show us the clue?
What you got?
- All right. All right.

- Both: Here we go.
- ( game show showcase
music playing )

Ooh.

New York Fresh Pizza Dough.

With a little time,
you too can turn dough

into your own piece of pie.

- What?
- All right, well, before
you guys get to guessing,

let's give it up for
Jodie Sweetin one more time.

- Jodie, I love you!
- Thank you so much!

All right, let's get
to guessing, man.

Who is the fortune teller?

- Jenny:
He likes his dough.
- Fresh pizza dough.

So he invested in something
and now he owns it.

Does he own the Kardashians?

I mean,
the Kardashians are so huge.

We know everybody they touch,
date, and then some.

So, someone from Queens,
we should specifically go,
"Oh, it's..."

- "It's so and so
and so and so."
- Right.

Yeah, shout out
to my boy Scott Disick.

- And...
- I can't see Scott
coming from Queens.

This is tricky
because before I heard him
sing or saw his body,

I was thinking, could it be,
like, a Steve Harvey,

- who the Kardashians
are friends with?
- Good guess.

'Cause I saw the clothing rack,

and he's got
his own suit line.

But then he popped
out of that thing,

and I was like, "That ain't
Steve Harvey's body."

And then I'm thinking, okay,
who else is from Queens?

I'm like,
P. Diddy's from Queens.

What about that food guy
who's with the Kardashians?

- Jonathan Cheban.
- That's what I'm thinking,
the Food God.

Jenny:
But he's a little too square.

- This guy is, like, cool.
- I don't think it's a food guy.

I think it could be
a FUBU guy,

possibly someone I know
that started a clothing line
from the Kardashians,

someone who is a billionaire.

Daymond John, possibly.

I can't believe that made
the most sense out of all of us.

So good, Ken. That's scary.

I think that's better
than my guess.

I was thinking Ryan Seacrest.

Because we saw
the business card.

He exec produced
the Kardashians.

He did. Ryan has his own
suit line at Macy's.

Oh, my God.
I don't think Ryan could sing.

No offense, Ryan.
This is a tricky one.

We're stumped, Nick.
We're totally stumped.

All right, Fortune Teller,
I believe you have
stumped our panel.

A lot of good guesses.

Keep it going
for the Fortune Teller.

Men In Black, come help him out.
Head on back to the lair.

- He's in character.
- He's fully in character.

I think he could be an actor.
I don't know anymore.

- He's not that tall.
- No.

These two dudes have to
go up against the Harp.

- Could the Mummies
derail a Harp?
- Ooh.

But then they go straight to
the semi-finals. Oh, my God!

Could the Fortune Teller
see defeat in her future?

I want to know.

♪ Who is that?

♪ Who is that?

You're watching TV Night
on "The Masked Singer."

Audience, please bow down
to the reigning queen, the Harp.

All hail the queen.

All right, Harp,
let's remind everyone

how you held on
to your throne last week.

♪ Born to be wild

From the start,
I knew that king of the jungle

was after my crown,
but I wasn't going to go out
without a fight.

♪ Born to be wild

- Yes!
- Yes!

The queen of "Masked Singer"
is the Harp!

This queen lives to fight
another day.

But heavy is the head
that wears the crown,

and between me and you,
it can be pretty nerve-wracking

knowing I have to go
back into battle again.

So this week,
I'm trying to remind myself
to have a little fun,

live in the moment,
and just enjoy my reign.

So by royal decree,
I give to you my next
very delicious clue.

Christmas cupcake?
So, Christmas movie?

Hey, I get royalties
for these, right?

( music playing )

♪ Thank you
for being a friend ♪

Yes!

♪ Travel down the road
and back again ♪

♪ Your heart is true

♪ You're a pal and a confidant

♪ I'm not afraid to say

♪ I hope it'll always
stay this way ♪

♪ My hat is off

♪ Won't you stand up
and take a bow? ♪

♪ And if you threw a party

♪ Invited everyone you knew

♪ You would see
the biggest gift
would be from me ♪

♪ And the card attached
would say ♪

♪ "Thank you for being
a friend" ♪

♪ Thank you
for being a friend ♪

♪ Thank you for being
a friend ♪

♪ Thank you
for being a friend ♪

♪ See, let me tell you
'bout my friends ♪

♪ Let me tell you
'bout my friends, yeah ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah

♪ Thank you for being
a friend, yeah ♪

♪ Whoo

♪ Thank you
for being my friend ♪

♪ Let me tell you
'bout my friends ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah

♪ Yeah

♪ Oh, my friends

- Nicole: Yay!
- Robin: Whoo! Yeah!

- That was awesome!
I love that song so much.
- I know.

Wow, a golden girl indeed,

thanking us all
for being her friend.

- That was amazing.
- Amazing.

Nicole:
I love that song for you.

That was such
a beautiful rendition.

- Your voice is like a hug.
- Jenny: Yeah, it is.

It's so comforting,
and there's such security

and safety in your voice.
That was amazing!

- Dr. Ken, you're
still standing.
- Thank you.

- Yes, thank you.
- I'm going to keep
interrupting you...

- How dare-- thank-- hey!
- ...every time you try to--

- Hey, hey, hey.
- I'm just-- what? Hey.

- TV hijinks. Ha-ha.
- Wha-- hey.

Sit on it. Aaay!

Ken, did you just tell me
to sit on it?

- Yes, it's a phrase
on "Happy Days."
- He did.

And I'm kind of like
Asian Fonzie.

Look at me.
"Aaay, sit on it."

Anyway, thank you
for being the best

and the frontrunner
for this season

on "The Masked Singer."
Outstanding.

All right, back by popular
demand, Tori Spelling!

( "Beverly Hills 90210"
theme playing )

- Tori Spelling!
- Yes!

- We couldn't get enough.
- I know. I'm back.

- This time it's the reboot.
- We love it. We love it.

- Now, Tori, what's this clue?
- All right.

( game show showcase
music playing )

Purple mashed potatoes.

- Robin: Oh?
- Ken: What?

These purpose
mashed potatoes are almost
too beautiful to mash.

But, I mean, who doesn't love
a good mashed potato?

- Me! I'm Irish! I love it.
- Mmm.

We all love
a good mashed potato,

and we all love
Tori Spelling, right?

I love you guys!

Thank you!
We'll see you soon.

- She looks so great.
- All right, did that
help you guys at all?

Purple mashed potatoes.

- Okay, I'm going
off of the purple.
- Yeah.

When I think of purple,
I think of Prince, right?

- Mm.
- Ooh!

Somebody who was
very close to Prince

and who opened for Prince
on tour was Jill Scott.

- Jenny: I love Jill Scott.
- Ken: Great guess.

Another thing with the purple,
I think Fantasia's coming out

with a new "Color Purple"
movie musical.

- "Color Purple."
- I've guessed that name before.

If this was Fantasia's
third performance,

we would've heard
some of that...

( vocalizes )
...some of that by now.

She would've kicked
her shoes off.

The shoes is coming off,
all kinds of stuff is happening.

No, she's--
it's a different song.

It's all about the song.

- ( vocalizing )
- Nick: And she's the Harp.

It's a good guess, but you know
who I think it is?

Someone that just won the Oscar
for "West Side Story."

You know who I'm talking about?
Ariana DeBose.

- Come on. Right?
- Ken: She's amazing.

And she got her start on Fox.
No? Who else, then?

Nicole: You know,
we saw the wizard hat again,

and this person
was in "The Wiz."

It could be Amber Riley,
but I'm just saying.

Jenny: Oh! That's who
the audience wanted us to say!

Those were some
great guesses, Nicole.

Ken:
That's some great guesses.

Now, Harp, if you hold on
to the crown tonight,

you will move on
to the semi-final.

How are you feeling?

I'm actually
feeling so excited.

I'm not necessarily
in a business

that celebrates
your talent,

so to be here
in a full costume

and let my talent
speak for itself
is so validating.

Ken: Yes. Yes.

- Jenny: Exactly.
- Yes.

We bow down before you,
we salute you,

we appreciate you,
and we celebrate your talent.

Y'all keep it going
for the Harp.

Head on backstage.
We'll see you soon
for the big vote.

We've seen three
outstanding performances.

Now, studio audience,
it's time for you to vote
for your favorite.

The two characters
with the most votes

will face off
in the battle royale.

The voting is now open.

- ( music playing )
- We'll have the results

and our first unmasking
of the night--

what in the hell is going on?

After the break, y'all.

This show is weird.

♪ Who is that?

Welcome back to
"The Masked Singer" TV night.

We're gonna dive
straight into the results

to see who moves on
and who heads home.

Is the beat stopping
for the Harp?

- ( crowd jeering )
- Does the future look bleak

for the Fortune Teller?

- ( jeering continues )
- They think they're winners,

but are they in "de Nile"?

It's the Mummies, y'all.

Leaving us tonight

and unmasking first is...

Oh, no.

- The Mummies.
- Oh!

- Mummies!
- Y'all keep it going for 'em.
Show your love.

- Oh.
- Fortune Teller and Harp,

head on back to the lair

and prepare
for the battle royale.

But, audience, keep showing
your love for the Mummies.

I'm so sad that
they're going home, Nick,

because they're really
great singers, actually.

- Adorable.
- I loved your harmonies,
your moves.

Look at that.
And the cutest faces.

- Jenny: I know!
- The cutest tiny little faces.

- Robin: Yeah.
- Ken: Like a baby.

Indeed, indeed.
We hate to see you go,

but we can't wait
to see who you are.

I know! I want to see
who's under the mask.

Before we get to that though,
we need your final guesses.

- I know, we're really
bad at this one.
- Yeah, yeah.

Usually one of us
has a brain cell,
and I think we failed--

Thank you very much.
Appreciate that.

- Who wants to go first?
- I will.

After a lot of thought, "Whoa!",
and the deliberation,

I think this is
the Lawrence brothers.

I think this is Joey, Matthew,
and Martin Lawrence.

- Jenny: "Whoa!"
- I really do think so.
Great job, guys.

That is not the third
Lawrence brother.

Ken:
Look, we are all family.

I know what
the Mummies wanted to say
when Ken was talking.

- "Wrap it up."
- Nick: 'Ey!

The dad jokes are really
appropriate tonight.

God, this one
is driving me crazy

because I know
it's iconic TV brothers.

You know what I mean?
And there's so many of them
to choose from.

But with that,
you know, blueprints,

I'm thinking maybe
"Home Improvement."

I like that.

Could it be
Jonathan Taylor Thomas,

Zachary Bryan,
Taran Noah Smith?

The boys from
"Home Improvement."

Nick:
All right, Nicole?

So, we saw the "Tiger Pop"
magazines,

makes you think
of "Tiger Beat," right?

And then you saw
the beautiful Tori Spelling.

- Love you, Tori!
- Love you, Tori!

So I was thinking,
"Oh, my gosh, could it be
the guys from 90210?"

However, I really do
like my guess--

- Was it Berry
Blended Smoothies?
- Berry blended.

- With Barry Williams.
- Oh!

- Yeah, right?
- This could be Greg,
Peter, and Bobby

from "The Brady Bunch."

Audience likes that, Nicole.

- Robin?
- Well, unfortunately,

I don't think
that I have anything better
than Nicole's guess,

- which was "The Brady Bunch."
- You can share that with me,
Robin.

Ken: There you go.

All right, well, panel,

you have made
your final guesses.

Let's see if any of you
are correct.

Mummies, we need to know,
who are you?

Audience, say it with me.

( all chanting )
Take it off! Take it off!

Take it off! Mummies!

Take it off! Mummies!

- Take it off!
- Joey!

- Take it off!
- Matthew!

♪ I really wanna know

♪ Oh, I really wanna know

Take it off! Take it off!

Take it off! Take it off!

♪ Are you?

The iconic Barry Williams,

Christopher Knight,
and Mike Lookinland!

Nicole: The Bradys!
The Bradys! Yes! Yes!

Greg, Peter, and Bobby
from "The Brady Bunch."

- Oh, my God!
- It's the Bradys.

- Nicole was right!
- I actually got it!

We have TV royalty
in the building!

Such a pleasure.

Good to see you guys.

That's awesome!

The Bradys are in the building!

- Ken: The Bradys! In the house!
- Robin: Boom.

- Boom. Boom, boom, boom.
- Nicole: That's awesome!

What was it like being
on "The Masked Singer"
and being the Mummies?

Absolutely awesome.

It was thrilling
to be together performing.

We haven't performed
together like this for,

- well, since
the Brady days originally.
- A few years ago.

Yeah, so being here
was such fun.

- We could dance
with such abandon.
- Typecasted.

And, uh, this audience
has been just terrific.

And the judges,
you're very sharp.
You're very sharp.

- I love you so much!
- I can't believe you got it!

Honestly, this may
be the purest moment
on "The Masked Singer,"

just to see
"The Brady Bunch" here live.

- Yay! Ken!
- Thank you.

Now, the "Masked Singer" family
and ours are forever blended.

- Aww, you're right.
- Yay!

There it is.

Before we send you over there
to the VIP section,

here to sing one last time,

the artists formerly
known as the Mummies!

- Yeah! Go!
- Barry Williams,
Christopher Knight,

- and Mike Lookinland!
- Go!

- Aww.
- Yeah!

♪ I think I'll go
for a walk outside now ♪

♪ The summer sun
is calling my name ♪

♪ I hear you now

♪ I just can't stay
inside all day ♪

♪ I gotta get out,
gotta get out, gotta get away ♪

♪ Gotta get away, get away,
get away, get away ♪

♪ Everybody's smiling,
sunshine day ♪

♪ Everybody's laughing,
sunshine day ♪

♪ Everybody seems
so happy today ♪

- Yeah!
- Oh, so good!

- The sang it!
- The battle royale
is right after the break.

Don't go anywhere.

♪ Who is that?

( music playing )

Uh-oh, battle royale!

Announcer:
The time has come

for the battle royale.

The Fortune Teller
and the Harp

are going head-to-head
in the battle royale.

One song,
two different styles.

One of these two will make it
to the semi-finals.

The other will be unmasked.

Let the battle commence.

Yes.

( music playing )

All right. Here we go.

♪ Whatever happened
to predictability? ♪

♪ The milkman, the paper boy,
the evening TV? ♪

♪ You miss
your old familiar friends ♪

♪ Waiting just around the bend

♪ Everywhere you look,
there's a heart ♪

- ♪ There's a heart
- ♪ A hand to hold onto

♪ Everywhere you look,
there's a face ♪

♪ Of somebody who needs you

♪ When you're lost out there
and you're all alone ♪

♪ A light is waiting
to carry you home ♪

♪ Everywhere you look

Yeah!

♪ Ooh

Go, girl.

♪ Everywhere you look

- Oh! Oh!
- ♪ There's a heart

♪ A hand to hold onto

♪ Everywhere you look

♪ There's a face

♪ Of somebody who needs you

♪ When you're lost out there

♪ And you're all alone

♪ A light is waiting

♪ To carry you home

♪ Everywhere you

♪ Everywhere you look

♪ Everywhere you go

- Oh!
- Whoa!

- Oh!
- Ow!

Whoo! Whoo!

Wow, "Full House" just took us

to the full church.

- Whoa!
- What a battle.

Ken, are you-- are you
tearing up up there?

- Are those real tears?
- I tell you,

watching you sing that, Harp,
and seeing Jodie,

somewhere up above,
our friend Squiggly Monster,

- Bob Saget is smiling.
- Jenny: Oh!

I just want to say,
love you so much.

- This is what TV
is all about. It unites.
- It really is.

Amazing. Amazing.

Okay, panel, your votes
will decide who takes the crown

and who heads on through
to the semi-finals

and who gets unmasked.

Voting opens now.

Results coming
right after this.

Okay, you guys ready?
Vote for your favorite.

Yeah, vote for your favorite.
Vote for your favorite.

The king or queen
of "Masked Singer"...

- Aah!
- I know! I know!

...the person moving on
to the semi-finals...

- Big moment.
- is...

- Come on.
- Aah!

Here we go!

I hope we didn't screw up.

- The Harp!
- Yes!

Congratulations once again
to the Harp.

Audience, give it up
for the first semi-finalist

of the season, Queen Harp.

Jodie bringing the scepter.
So much fun.

Jenny:
Aw, so sweet.

Head on backstage

and enjoy being the queen
of your group.

Whoo! Yeah!

And, of course,
y'all keep it going
for the Fortune Teller.

We're so sorry
to see you go,

but we can't wait
to see who you are.

- It wasn't in the cards.
- But first we must hear
from the panel.

It's time for your
final guesses, guys.

Um, I'm a little
all over the place,

but that Kardashian clue,
I can't get it out of my head.

The clothing rack
with the Kardashians

made me think
of their store Dash.

We saw a DJ thing.

He founded
Roc-A-Fella Records.

So I think this very well
could be Damon Dash.

Dame Dash.
The Roc is in the building.

- Nicole?
- Y'all, the Kardashian clues
sealed the deal for me.

- Ken: Mm-hmm.
- This superstar is dressed
as a fortune teller

because he could tell the future
that Kim, Kourtney, Khloé,

all the Kardashians
were gonna be...

♪ Ma-hoo-sive

- This is Ryan Seacrest, y'all.
- All right.

- You know what? On paper,
it makes sense though.
- It's not that bad.

- ( murmuring, jeering )
- Seacrest out!

Robin Thicke,
what you got, man?

This is driving me crazy.
I'm really confused now.

But clothing racks
and the dancing connection,

that Jermaine Dupri
got the dancing gig,

we all know that he did
become relatively famous

from the connection
to the Kardashians.

I'm going out on a limb.
I'm gonna say that's Ray J.

( gasping, murmuring )

- Whoa!
- Robin!

Dr. Ken?

Okay, the rack of clothes
that you see

has to be FUBU.

Actually,
I go cuckoo for FUBU,

and the Fortune Teller
is Daymond John.

- Robin: Woohoo!
- Yep.

- Robin: That's a good guess.
- Nick: For once,

the audience is cheering.

That's actually
a really good guess.

- They're rocking
with you on that one.
- Thank you, Daddy.

All right, panel,
your final guesses are in.

Let's see
if any of you are right.

Fortune Teller,
we must know, who are you?

Audience, say it with me.

( all chanting )
Take it off! Take it off!

- Take it off! Take it off!
- ♪ Who are you?

- Ray J!
- Ryan Seacrest!

- ♪ I really wanna know
- You need some help?

- Should I help y'all to--
- ♪ Oh, I really wanna know

- Ray J!
- ♪ Come on, tell me,
who are you, you, you ♪

- Oh, I'm scared.
- ♪ Are you?

- Founder and CEO of FUBU!
- Oh!

( screaming, babbling )
Oh, my God, I knew who it was!

Nick: Star of
the Emmy award-winning show
"Shark Tank,"

- my man, Mr. Daymond John.
- Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

- ( vocalizing )
- And for once,

Dr. Ken got it right!

Jenny:
I can't believe it!

Yo, my man,
from a fashion icon
to now a TV icon,

one of the most well-known
businessmen in the world,

and you came here
on our little show, man.
We salute you.

It is such an honor
to be here. Wow.

Man, I can't believe--
we've known each other
for a very long time.

We've known each other
about 25 years, since
you were a kid actor.

Yo, I used to go
to the office of FUBU

- and beg for clothes
in the '90s.
- Really?

And you would hook--
like, I had FUBU everything!

Did you know
it was him, Nick?

At first, I didn't,
and then when I actually
got to see him walk,

I was like,
"I know who that is."

But when he was in there,
I had no idea.

The performance threw me off
and everything.

But tell us why
you picked that song.

As a young man growing up,
a person of color,

I didn't get to see people
that looked like me on TV

that didn't have anything to do
with music or sports.

But being a short guy

and moving up
to the East Side
from New York,

George Jefferson made me
want to become a shark.

Great move,
'cause now the world
does know who you are.

- Wow, that's love.
- The people's shark
is in the building.

- Whoo!
- Yes!

- Wow!
- Yes!

Next time, we kick off
a new group of singers.

They will battle it out,
hoping to get the chance

to go up against Queen Harp
in the semi-finals.

But right now, the stage
belongs to the artist

formerly known
as the Fortune Teller.

Y'all give it up for the
people's shark, Daymond John!

Yes!

♪ So we're moving on up

♪ To the East Side

♪ To a deluxe apartment
in the sky ♪

♪ Move-moving on up