The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack (2008–2010): Season 3, Episode 7 - Highlandlubber/Who Let the Cats Out of the Old Bag's House? - full transcript
>> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK.
HEY, FLAPJACK.
COME WITH ME!
WE'LL GO AND SEE A PLACE CALLED
CANDIED ISLAND!
>> Bubbie: ♪ WHO NEEDS
CANDIED ISLAND? ♪
♪ IT'S SAFER AT THE DOCKS ♪
>> K'nuckles: ♪ BUT THERE AIN'T
NO STREAMS OF SODIE POP
TO GO DRIPPIN' DOWN THE ROCKS ♪
>> Bubbie: ♪ IT'S DANGEROUS AND
RISKY ♪
>> K'nuckles: ♪ BUT ADVENTUROUS
AND FREE ♪
>> Flapjack: ♪ ADVENTURE,
THAT'S THE LIFE FOR ME ♪
>> K'nuckles: ♪ THERE'S LOLLIPOP
TREES AND A LEMONADE SEA! ♪
>> Bubbie: DOESN'T SOUND VERY
GOOD TO ME.
♪ THE MISADVENTURES OF... ♪
>> Flapjack: ♪ FLAPJACK ♪
[ SPLASH ]
>> MM-HMM. YES.
MM. YES.
MM-HMM.
YES.
IT APPEARS YOU'RE SUFFERING FROM
CANINICUS BITICUS.
[ DOGS GROWL ]
YOU NEED SURGERY.
I'LL HAVE TO USE MY CANINE
REMOVICATOR.
>> IS THAT A STICK?
>> NO.
IT'S A PRECISION INSTRUMENT.
>> OH, SO I CAN JUST WHACK THESE
OFF WITH A STICK?
>> PERFORMING A
"REMOVEDIFICATION" IS FAR MORE
COMPLEX.
>> SO...SMACK 'EM A BUNCH OF
TIMES?
>> MM -- UH -- I DON'T --
>> COME ON, DOC.
SMACK THESE DOGS OFF ME.
>> I AM NOT SMACKING A DOG.
>> WELL, THAT'S OKAY.
I-I GOT A STICK AT HOME.
[ DOOR OPENS ]
BYE, DOC!
>> ALL RIGHT, BRUCE.
I'M GOING TO LACERATE YOUR
BLEMISHES USING THIS STABICATOR.
>> I'M NO DOCTOR, BUT ISN'T THAT
JUST A STICK?
>> NO. THIS IS NOT A STICK.
>> YEAH! ALL I NEED IS A STICK!
>> [ SIGHS ]
>> Flapjack: HELLO, DR. BARBER!
>> Flapjack: CAP'N K'NUCKLES HIT
HIS HEAD ON THE DOCK, AND NOW HE
WON'T STOP SLEEPING.
>> PLACE HIM ON THE OPERATING
TABLE.
>> Flapjack: DON'T WORRY, CAP'N.
DR. BARBER'S GONNA FIX YOU.
[ PANTING ]
[ GRUNTS ]
COME ON, DR. BARBER!
FIX MY CAP'N!
I'm right here.
Don't -- Don't worry.
>> HMM.
I'LL JUST PERFORM AN
EXAMIFICATION.
>> Flapjack: CAN'T YOU JUST
WHACK HIM WITH A STICK?
>> THAT IS NOT A --
>> Flapjack: WHACK!
>> K'nuckles: WHAT HAPPENED,
FLAPJACK?
>> Flapjack: YOU PASSED OUT, SO
I TOOK YOU TO DR. BARBER'S.
BUT WE DIDN'T EVEN NEED
DR. BARBER.
WE JUST NEEDED A STICK.
>> K'nuckles: OH.
>> Flapjack: DR. BARBER, CAN WE
BORROW YOUR STICK THINGY?
>> [ GROWLING ]
>> Flapjack: DR. BARBER, YOU'RE
NOT TALKING.
[ RUMBLE! ]
>> K'nuckles: WHAT'S HIS
PROBLEM?
>> Flapjack: I'M KIND OF WORRIED
ABOUT DR. BARBER.
CAP'N?
HUH?!
CAP'N!
>> K'nuckles: [ SNORING ]
>> Flapjack: I'LL GO GET THE
STICK.
>> [ CRYING ]
NO ONE UNDERSTANDS MY WORK!
NO ONE APPRECIATES MY MEDICINE!
[ SOBBING ]
>> OH, JULIUS, THAT'S NOT TRUE.
YOUR MOTHER ADMIRES YOUR
STICK WORK.
>> THEY'RE NOT STICKS, MOTHER!
THEY ARE INSTRUMENTS, MOTHER!
[ SOBS ]
>> Flapjack: POOR DR. BARBER.
>> [ LAUGHING ]
IS THAT WHAT HE SAID?
WHAT DID YOU SAY TO HIM?
[ LAUGHS ]
THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT I WOULD
HAVE SAID!
I LOVE YOU, CANDY WIFE.
WITHOUT YOU, I'D BE HUGGING MY
DRESSER AND CRYING TO MAMA.
>> Flapjack: HMM.
>> [ SNORING ]
MM. YOU THERE.
YOU LOOK LIKE YOU COULD USE SOME
SURGERY.
>> NO, THANK YOU.
I GOT A STICK AT HOME.
>> HOW ABOUT YOU, SIR?
>> DON'T BOTHER, DOC.
>> HM.
DOESN'T ANYBODY NEED SURGERY
ANYMORE?
[ SIGHS ]
12 YEARS AT UNIVERSITY, AND THEY
THINK I'M A STICK SLINGER.
OH.
WE'RE CLOSED!
OH. EXCUSE ME.
I SEE YOU'RE A DOCTOR, AS WELL.
MM. YES, MY CREDENTIALS.
I WAS A DOUBLE MAJOR --
DOCTOR-BARBERING AND
BARBER-DOCTORING.
YES, IT WAS HARD WORK.
MOST PEOPLE DON'T APPRECIATE
THAT.
HMM.
LET ME SHOW YOU SOMETHING YOU'LL
REALLY APPRECIATE.
>> ♪ DR. BARBER'S SMOOTH
OPERATION ♪
>> MY FAVORITE SURGERIES.
MM. YES.
MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME.
I KNOW -- TO THE UNTRAINED EYE,
THESE DO LOOK EASY.
YES. MM.
BUT YOU AND I KNOW BETTER, DON'T
WE?
>> Flapjack: GOOD JOB, FLAPPIES.
YOU KNOW YOUR SURGERIES AND YOUR
HAIRCUTS, TOO.
MM. BANDAGES?
I NEVER THOUGHT OF BANDAGES.
[ GASPS ]
WE'VE BEEN TALKING ALL NIGHT.
ARE YOU THINKING WHAT I'M
THINKING?
LET'S BOTH SAY IT ON THE COUNT
OF THREE.
ONE...
TWO...
THREE!
COLLEAGUES FOR LIFE!
YOU READ MY MIND, COLLEAGUE.
>> ♪ THE GRAY SKIES ARE ALL
SWEPT AWAY AND TURNED A
DIFFERENT HUE ♪
♪ LIFE IS FULL OF RAINBOWS WHEN
I'M WITH YOU ♪
♪ NOTHING COULD BE BETTER THAN A
FRIEND SO SWEET AND TRUE ♪
>> [ GROWLS ]
>> ♪ LIFE'S A BOWL OF CANDY WHEN
I'M WITH YOU ♪
♪ YES, LIFE'S A BOWL OF CANDY
WHEN I'M WITH YOU ♪
>> ♪ LIFE'S A BOWL OF RAINBOW
CANDY WHEN I'M WITH YOU ♪
>> MM. YES. I AGREE.
SKELETONIUMS HAVE LOTS OF
BONIUMS.
>> Flapjack: HELLO, DR. BARBER!
>> FLAPJACK.
>> Flapjack: I HOPE I WASN'T
INTERRUPTING.
PLEASE MEET A COLLEAGUE OF MINE.
>> Flapjack: PLEASURE TO MEET
YOU.
[ TING! ]
UM, DR. BARBER, K'NUCKLES IS
STILL FALLING ASLEEP, AND YOUR
STICK THING ISN'T REALLY WORKING
ANYMORE.
CAN YOU HELP HIM OUT,
DR. BARBER?
>> [ CHUCKLES ]
NO.
>> Flapjack: HUH?!
>> CANDY COLLEAGUE AND I ARE
LEAVING STORMALONG, AND WE ARE
NEVER COMING BACK.
>> Flapjack: HUBBA-WHA?!
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
>> WE ARE GOING TO HAPPY
COLLEAGUES FOR LIFE ISLAND.
I CHOOSE TO SPEND MY TIME WITH
SOMEONE THAT UNDERSTANDS ME.
[ CLUNK! ]
>> Flapjack: WHAT ABOUT PEOPLE
WHO NEED SURGERY?
>> HMM.
THEY SEEM TO BE DOING FINE
WITHOUT ME.
[ CROWD GROANING, YELLING ]
>> DR. BARBER, TAKE THESE STICKS
OUT!
>> I WOULD LIKE TO HELP,
GENTLEMEN, BUT I HAVE ANUT!
APPOINTMENT WITH MY
CANDY COLLEAGUE FROM NOW
UNTIL...
FOREVER.
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
>> I CAN'T LIVE LIKE THIS!
>> MY DOG PROBLEM'S WORSE THAN
EVER!
>> LET'S GET RID OF THE
CANDY COLLEAGUE.
THAT'LL FREE UP THE DOCTOR'S
SCHEDULE.
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
>> Flapjack: [ GASPS ]
DR. BARBER, YOU'VE GOT TO HELP
THEM!
>> I WOULD RATHER DIE DEFENDING
MY COLLEAGUE THAN LIVE AMONGST
IGNORAMUSI...
I-IGNORANT PEOPLE!
>> Flapjack: [ GROANING ]
[ SQUEAK! ]
HUH?!
DR. BARBER, DO YOU HAVE A BACK
DOOR?
>> YES.
>> Flapjack: I THINK I KNOW
SOMEONE WHO CAN HELP US.
>> NO PROBLEM, DOC.
I'D BE HAPPY TO HIDE YOUR FRIEND
HERE FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS.
>> Flapjack: THANK YOU,
MR. LARRY.
>> HEY, BUSTER, WHAT ARE YOU
LOOKING AT?
DOC, TELL YOUR SMOOTH-TALKING
FRIEND TO KEEP HIS EYES OFF MY
WIFE!
>> MM.
HIS EYES ARE CLEARLY STILL
ATTACHED TO HIS FACE.
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
>> HMPH!
WELL, THEY WON'T BE FOR LONG!
HE'S IN HERE, BOYS!
[ SHOUTING INTENSIFIES ]
>> Flapjack: WE GOT TO HIDE,
DOC!
I WILL HOLD THEM OFF.
YOU TAKE MY COLLEAGUE TO A SAFE
PLACE.
NOW GO!
BACK!
>> LOOK OUT! HE'S GOT A STICK!
>> Flapjack: THIS IS ALL MY
FAULT.
I HAVE TO MAKE THINGS RIGHT.
BUT HOW?
[ SHOUTING CONTINUES ]
>> BACK!
BACK!
I'M HERE, COLLEAGUE.
[ BANGING ON DOOR ]
WHERE'S...CANDY COLLEAGUE,
FLAPJACK?
>> Flapjack: [ Muffled ] UH...
HE JUMPED OUT THE WINDOW?
>> BUT THIS IS A BROOM CLOSET.
>> Flapjack: UM...
OH!
HE LEFT YOU A NOTE.
>> [ CRYING ]
[ INHALES DEEPLY ]
[ CRYING CONTINUES ]
>> Flapjack: WHAT'S IT SAY?
>> [ CRYING CONTINUES ]
OUR FRIENDSHIP WAS SO SPECIAL,
THERE ARE NO WORDS.
[ SHOUTING CONTINUES ]
>> WHERE'S THE CANDY COLLEAGUE?!
>> HE'S IN A PLACE YOU CAN NEVER
HURT HIM...
MY HEART.
>> SO, NOW THAT YOU'RE NOT BUSY,
CAN YOU HELP US?
>> I SUPPOSE.
>> SO, DOC, YOU GONNA USE YOUR
CANINE REMOVICATOR TO GET THESE
DOGS OFF?
>> HM. NO, KEVIN.
TODAY, I'M GOING TO BEAT YOU
WITH A STICK.
[ WHACK! ]
>> OHHHHHHHHHH!
[ HEAVY FOOTSTEPS ]
>> [ SQUEAKS ]
>> K'nuckles: OOH!
>> Flapjack: WOW, CAP'N.
YOU SURE SHOWED THAT RAT WHO'S
BOSS.
>> K'nuckles: WELL, BOY, THESE
BOOTS DEMAND RESPECT.
>> Flapjack: CAN I TRY THEM ON,
CAP'N?
RESPECTFULLY?
>> K'nuckles: NO WAY.
THESE BOOTS HAVE BEEN IN MY
FAMILY FOR GENERATIONS.
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
COME ON, FLAP.
LET'S FIND A BOOTH.
[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> HUH?
>> HUH?
[ MEN GROWLING ]
>> K'nuckles: WHY ARE THEY
STARING, FLAP?
DO I HAVE SOMETHING IN MY TEETH?
>> Flapjack: LOOKS NORMAL TO ME.
>> WHO DARES TO WEAR THE HEELS
OF SANTIAGO?!
[ BOOTS TAP ]
>> LOS TACóNES DE SANTIAGO!
>> [ TRILLS TONGUE ]
AH-HA-HA!
>> Flapjack: SANTIAGO?
>> K'nuckles: SANTIAGO?
>> WHERE DID YOU GET THOSE
HEELS?
THE HEELS...[INHALES DEEPLY]
...OF SANTIAGO?!
THEY'VE BEEN IN MY FAMILY FOR
GENERATIONS.: UH...
[ SIZZLE! ]
HMPH!
>> LOOK AT THESE BOOTS!
>> LOS TACóNES DE SANTIAGO!
>> [ TRILLS TONGUE ]
AH-HA-HA!
>> OH, SEÑOR SANTIAGO, HE WILL
BE SO PROUD!
AND NOW FOR THE FINAL TOUCH.
[ SQUISH! SQUISH! SQUISH! ]
>> K'nuckles: [ LAUGHING ]
K'NUCKLES!
>> YOU WILL...REMOVE...
THOSE HEELS...
or else.
>> Flapjack: YOU'RE NEVER GONNA
GET CAP'N's BOOTS!
>> K'nuckles: HERE YOU GO.
>> Flapjack: I THOUGHT YOU LOVED
THOSE BOOTS, CAP'N.
>> K'nuckles: WELL, SOME THINGS
ARE MORE IMPORTANT THAN MY
>> Flapjack: LIKE WHAT?
>> LIKE HIS BOOTS!
[ BOOTS TAP ]
>> LOS TACóNES DE SANTIAGO!
>> [ TRILLS TONGUE ]
AH-HA-HA!
>> K'nuckles: I GUESS I CAN'T
HELP MYSELF.
>> Flapjack: BUT WHAT IF THAT
MEAN, OLD PIRATE FINDS YOU?
>> K'nuckles: PBHTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!
[ SMACK! ]
[ CRE-E-E-E-E-AK! ]
[ RIP! ]
[ SQUEAK! ]
[ SQUEAK! ]
RUN, BOY!
>> SEIZE HIM!
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
[ SLUNK! ]
[ SLOOP! ]
[ SHOUTING CONTINUES ]
>> Flapjack: WHAT ARE WE GONNA
DO, CAP'N?
>> K'nuckles: I GOT IT!
>> Flapjack: YEAH, CAP'N?
>> K'nuckles: I'LL GET A NEW
FACE, START A NEW LIFE!
>> Flapjack: [ Laughing ] THAT
IS A GOOD IDEA.
[ TWINKLE! ]
[ POP! ]
HUH?!
CAP'N! WAIT FOR ME!
>> K'nuckles: DON'T FOLLOW ME,
BOY!
IT'S BETTER THIS WAY.
>> K'nuckles: OH, CAP'N.
>> K'nuckles: WHEW!
AAH!
>> YOU APPEAR TO BE IN TROUBLE,
CAPTAIN.
MAY I ASSIST YOU?
>> K'nuckles: I NEED A NEW FACE.
THIS WON'T HURT, RIGHT, DOC?
>> IT WON'T HURT A BIT.
FOR A MOMENT.
THEN IT WILL HURT LIKE NO PAIN
YOU HAVE EVER FELT BEFORE.
HA HA HA HA HA HA!
[ Echoing ] YOU CAN OPEN YOUR
EYES NOW.
[ CREA-A-A-A-A-AK! ]
>> K'nuckles: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
TO ME?
I'M GORGEOUS!
>> AND HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO PAY
ME?
>> K'nuckles: MM...
WHAT IF I DON'T PAY?
>> HMM.
WELL, THEN I'LL HAVE TO TAKE IT
BACK...WITH INTEREST.
[ BOOTS TAPPING ]
>> LOS TACóNES DE SANTIAGO!
>> [ TRILLS TONGUE ]
AH-HA-HA!
>> WHERE ARE MY SHOES?
>> K'nuckles: [ LAUGHS ]
OH, K'NUCKLES.
[ WHACK! ]
OOF!
>> DID YOU SAY..."K'NUCKLES"?
>> K'nuckles: UH...
>> HOW CAN A MAN AS HANDSOME AS
YOURSELF POSSIBLY KNOW
K'NUCKLES?
>> K'nuckles: WHA-- UH, OH.
WELL, HE, UH...
HE STOLE MY LOOK.
>> [ SCOFFS ]
HE STOLE MY HEELS!
WORK FOR ME, AND TOGETHER, WE
WILL CRUSH K'NUCKLES.
>> K'nuckles: UH...
HOW MUCH DO YOU PAY?
>> Flapjack: [ SNIFFLES ]
BUBBIE?
>> Bubbie: YEAH, BABY.
>> Flapjack: I MISS K'NUCKLES.
>> Bubbie: I DON'T.
>> Flapjack: WHAT DO YOU THINK
HE'S DOING RIGHT NOW?
>> Bubbie: PROBABLY BEING
MISERABLE.
[ PEOPLE MURMURING ]
>> OH!
>> OOH, LA LA!
>> HE'S SO HANDSOME!
>> GOOD DAY, HANDSOME SIR!
>> NOW, THERE'S A FINE-LOOKING
GENTLEMAN.
>> HE'S EASY ON THE EYES, HUH?
>> Flapjack: [ SNIFFLING ]
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> K'nuckles: HUH?
I SHOULD TALK TO THAT POOR BOY
AND CHEER HIM UP WITH MY
HANDSOMENESS.
STAY BEAUTIFUL.
BUT NOT AS BEAUTIFUL AS ME!
[ BOTH GIGGLE ]
HEY, WHY SO SAD, LITTLE BOY I'VE
NEVER SEEN BEFORE?
>> Flapjack: [ SNIFFLES ]
YOU'RE TOO HANDSOME TO
UNDERSTAND.
>> K'nuckles: MAYBE I UNDERSTAND
MORE THAN YOU THINK.
>> Flapjack: OH, I GET IT!
YOU'D UNDERSTAND BECAUSE YOU'RE
WORKING FOR THEM!
[ STAMP! ]
>> K'nuckles: YOWCH!
[ WHACK! ]
[ THUD! ]
[ FLIES BUZZ ]
>> HEY, BUDDY. NAP TIME IS OVER.
BOSS SAYS WE GOT TO GO TO THE
MEETING.
>> SO, CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES...
ANYBODY SEEN HIM? ANYONE?
[ ALL MURMURING NEGATIVELY ]
>> YEAH, I SEEN HIM.
NO, I MEAN NOPE.
NO, I NO SEE HIM.
>> I CAN'T BELIEVE HE ESCAPED
OUR CLUTCHES.
BECAUSE HE'S VERY, VERY STUPID.
[ ALL CHEER ]
>> AND HE SMELLS!
[ ALL CHEER ]
>> YEAH, AND HE IS STUPID!
>> K'nuckles: YOU ALREADY SAID
THAT!
[ SILENCE ]
UM...AND HE, UH...
SMELLS.
[ ALL CHEER ]
WHEW. THAT WAS CLOSE.
>> YOU!
I LIKE THE WAY YOU THINK.
SINCE WE CAN'T FIND THE ELUSIVE
CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES, WE'LL FIND
SOMEONE CLOSE TO HIM AND FIND
OUT WHERE HE IS...
BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY.
>> K'nuckles: I got to figure
out how to ditch these goons.
>> SAY, YOU'RE MAKING MY
SUSPICION BONE ITCH.
>> K'nuckles: YOU'RE JUST
JEALOUS 'CAUSE I'M SO HANDSOME
AND YOU'RE UGLY!
>> [ Crying ] IT'S TRUE!
IT'S TRUE!
>> HEY, NOW.
DON'T LISTEN TO THAT GUY.
>> K'nuckles: I'M SORRY, BOYS.
I JUST DON'T KNOW MY OWN
HANDSOMENESS SOMETIMES.
JUST TO SHOW THAT WE'RE SQUARE,
I'LL LET YOU TWO CHECK OUT,
UH...
THAT PILE OF OLD DIAPERS!
IT'S ONE OF FLAPJACK'S KNOWN
HIDEOUTS.
I'LL GO SEARCH THAT BROKEN-DOWN
WHALE OVER THERE.
>> HEY, YOU KNOW SOMETHING?
YOU'RE ALL RIGHT.
>> K'nuckles: BUBBIE! OPEN UP!
>> Bubbie: WHO ARE YOU?
>> K'nuckles: IT'S ME --
CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES!
I HAD TO ALTER MY FACE THROUGH
SURGERY BECAUSE I WORE THE WRONG
SHOES INTO THE CANDY BARREL, SO
I JOINED THE GANG THAT WAS
LOOKING FOR ME, BUT NOW THEY'RE
LOOKING FOR FLAPJACK.
>> Bubbie: OKAY, MAYBE I DO
BELIEVE YOU'RE K'NUCKLES,
BECAUSE THAT IS THE MOST IDIOTIC
THING I HAVE EVER HEARD IN MY
>> K'nuckles: I TOLD YOU IT WAS
ME.E!
NOW LET ME IN.
>> Bubbie: UNH-UNH!
YOU'RE NOT GETTING ANYWHERE NEAR
MY BABY.
>> K'nuckles: NO, YOU GOT ME ALL
WRONG.
I WANT TO PROTECT THE BOY.
>> HEY, BUDDY, HE WAS RIGHT
WHERE YOU TOLD US!
>> YEAH, THANKS!
>> Bubbie: [ GROWLS ]
>> DO YOU KNOW WHY YOU ARE HERE,
>> Flapjack: UM, I WAS HOPING IT
WAS A SURPRISE PARTY, BUT THEN
Y'ALL WOULD HAVE YELLED
"SURPRISE."
>> [ LAUGHS ]
NO!
THIS "PARTY" IS FOR
CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES.
>> Flapjack: [ GASPS ]
>> WHERE IS K'NUCKLES?!
>> Flapjack: I'M NOT TELLING!
>> FINE!
WE HAVE WAYS OF MAKING YOU TALK.
>> [ ROARS ]
[ CREA-A-K! POP! ]
>> Flapjack: [ LAUGHING ]
STOP!
PLEASE, STOP!
>> ENOUGH!
>> Flapjack: WHEW!
>> WELL?
>> Flapjack: CAN I GO TO THE
BATHROOM?
>> FINE.
>> Flapjack: SOMEONE SPILLED
WATER ALL OVER WHERE I'M
SITTING.
>> YOU, THERE -- HANDSOME
STRANGER.
TAKE THE BOY TO THE BATHROOM.
IT'S RIGHT THERE, NEXT TO THE
ESCAPE HATCH -- I MEAN, THE
FREEDOM DOOR -- I MEAN, THE
EXIT.
SO ESCORT HIM TO THE GOODBYE
DOOR -- I MEAN, THE BATHROOM.
THEY'RE RIGHT NEXT TO EACH
OTHER.O CONFUSING.
AND THE REST OF US WILL ALL TURN
AROUND...
AND GIVE YOU SOME PRIVACY.
>> K'nuckles: COME ON, BOY.
>> Flapjack: I'M NOT GOING
ANYWHERE WITH YOU. ERE.
>> K'nuckles: IT'S K'NUCKLES!
>> Flapjack: YOU'RE NOT
K'NUCKLES.
CAP'N K'NUCKLES IS BEAUTIFUL ON
THE INSIDE!
>> K'nuckles: IT'S ME, BOY!
AND I CAN PROVE IT.
[ GLEAM! ]
>> Flapjack: [ GASPS ]
IT IS YOU!
YOU ARE CAP'N K'NUCKLES!
>> K'nuckles: I KNOW!
I AM CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES!
>> YOU DON'T SAY.
[ BOTH GASP ]
>> K'nuckles: RUN, BOY!
[ THUD! CRASH! BANG! ]
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
>> [ Panting ] OKAY, MUCHACHOS.
THAT IS ENOUGH.
I THINK HE'S LEARNED HIS LESSON.
MY HAND HURTS FROM ALL THAT
HITTING.
>> AWW!
WE GOT TO PUT SOME ICE ON THAT.
>> Flapjack: ALL CLEAR, CAP'N.
THEY GOT TIRED OF HITTING YOU
AND LEFT.
>> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK, AM I
STILL BEAUTIFUL?
>> Flapjack: MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN
EVER, CAP'N.
>> K'nuckles: REALLY?
[ RIP! ]
WELL, I SURE HAVE LEARNED MY
LESSON ABOUT STEALING...
OR WHATEVER.
>> K'NUCKLES, WILL YOU BE PAYING
FOR YOUR SURGERY, OR SHOULD I
TAKE IT BACK?
>> HEY!
WHERE DID YOU GET THOSE HEELS?
[ BOOTS TAP ]
>> LOS TACóNES DE SANTIAGO!
>> [ TRILLS TONGUE ]
AH-HA-HA!
>> UH-OH.
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
>> Flapjack: I GUESS THEY GAVE
DR. BARBER THE BOOT.
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
>> K'nuckles: WHAT A BUNCH OF
HEELS.
[ FUNKY MUSIC PLAYS ]
HEY, FLAPJACK.
COME WITH ME!
WE'LL GO AND SEE A PLACE CALLED
CANDIED ISLAND!
>> Bubbie: ♪ WHO NEEDS
CANDIED ISLAND? ♪
♪ IT'S SAFER AT THE DOCKS ♪
>> K'nuckles: ♪ BUT THERE AIN'T
NO STREAMS OF SODIE POP
TO GO DRIPPIN' DOWN THE ROCKS ♪
>> Bubbie: ♪ IT'S DANGEROUS AND
RISKY ♪
>> K'nuckles: ♪ BUT ADVENTUROUS
AND FREE ♪
>> Flapjack: ♪ ADVENTURE,
THAT'S THE LIFE FOR ME ♪
>> K'nuckles: ♪ THERE'S LOLLIPOP
TREES AND A LEMONADE SEA! ♪
>> Bubbie: DOESN'T SOUND VERY
GOOD TO ME.
♪ THE MISADVENTURES OF... ♪
>> Flapjack: ♪ FLAPJACK ♪
[ SPLASH ]
>> MM-HMM. YES.
MM. YES.
MM-HMM.
YES.
IT APPEARS YOU'RE SUFFERING FROM
CANINICUS BITICUS.
[ DOGS GROWL ]
YOU NEED SURGERY.
I'LL HAVE TO USE MY CANINE
REMOVICATOR.
>> IS THAT A STICK?
>> NO.
IT'S A PRECISION INSTRUMENT.
>> OH, SO I CAN JUST WHACK THESE
OFF WITH A STICK?
>> PERFORMING A
"REMOVEDIFICATION" IS FAR MORE
COMPLEX.
>> SO...SMACK 'EM A BUNCH OF
TIMES?
>> MM -- UH -- I DON'T --
>> COME ON, DOC.
SMACK THESE DOGS OFF ME.
>> I AM NOT SMACKING A DOG.
>> WELL, THAT'S OKAY.
I-I GOT A STICK AT HOME.
[ DOOR OPENS ]
BYE, DOC!
>> ALL RIGHT, BRUCE.
I'M GOING TO LACERATE YOUR
BLEMISHES USING THIS STABICATOR.
>> I'M NO DOCTOR, BUT ISN'T THAT
JUST A STICK?
>> NO. THIS IS NOT A STICK.
>> YEAH! ALL I NEED IS A STICK!
>> [ SIGHS ]
>> Flapjack: HELLO, DR. BARBER!
>> Flapjack: CAP'N K'NUCKLES HIT
HIS HEAD ON THE DOCK, AND NOW HE
WON'T STOP SLEEPING.
>> PLACE HIM ON THE OPERATING
TABLE.
>> Flapjack: DON'T WORRY, CAP'N.
DR. BARBER'S GONNA FIX YOU.
[ PANTING ]
[ GRUNTS ]
COME ON, DR. BARBER!
FIX MY CAP'N!
I'm right here.
Don't -- Don't worry.
>> HMM.
I'LL JUST PERFORM AN
EXAMIFICATION.
>> Flapjack: CAN'T YOU JUST
WHACK HIM WITH A STICK?
>> THAT IS NOT A --
>> Flapjack: WHACK!
>> K'nuckles: WHAT HAPPENED,
FLAPJACK?
>> Flapjack: YOU PASSED OUT, SO
I TOOK YOU TO DR. BARBER'S.
BUT WE DIDN'T EVEN NEED
DR. BARBER.
WE JUST NEEDED A STICK.
>> K'nuckles: OH.
>> Flapjack: DR. BARBER, CAN WE
BORROW YOUR STICK THINGY?
>> [ GROWLING ]
>> Flapjack: DR. BARBER, YOU'RE
NOT TALKING.
[ RUMBLE! ]
>> K'nuckles: WHAT'S HIS
PROBLEM?
>> Flapjack: I'M KIND OF WORRIED
ABOUT DR. BARBER.
CAP'N?
HUH?!
CAP'N!
>> K'nuckles: [ SNORING ]
>> Flapjack: I'LL GO GET THE
STICK.
>> [ CRYING ]
NO ONE UNDERSTANDS MY WORK!
NO ONE APPRECIATES MY MEDICINE!
[ SOBBING ]
>> OH, JULIUS, THAT'S NOT TRUE.
YOUR MOTHER ADMIRES YOUR
STICK WORK.
>> THEY'RE NOT STICKS, MOTHER!
THEY ARE INSTRUMENTS, MOTHER!
[ SOBS ]
>> Flapjack: POOR DR. BARBER.
>> [ LAUGHING ]
IS THAT WHAT HE SAID?
WHAT DID YOU SAY TO HIM?
[ LAUGHS ]
THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT I WOULD
HAVE SAID!
I LOVE YOU, CANDY WIFE.
WITHOUT YOU, I'D BE HUGGING MY
DRESSER AND CRYING TO MAMA.
>> Flapjack: HMM.
>> [ SNORING ]
MM. YOU THERE.
YOU LOOK LIKE YOU COULD USE SOME
SURGERY.
>> NO, THANK YOU.
I GOT A STICK AT HOME.
>> HOW ABOUT YOU, SIR?
>> DON'T BOTHER, DOC.
>> HM.
DOESN'T ANYBODY NEED SURGERY
ANYMORE?
[ SIGHS ]
12 YEARS AT UNIVERSITY, AND THEY
THINK I'M A STICK SLINGER.
OH.
WE'RE CLOSED!
OH. EXCUSE ME.
I SEE YOU'RE A DOCTOR, AS WELL.
MM. YES, MY CREDENTIALS.
I WAS A DOUBLE MAJOR --
DOCTOR-BARBERING AND
BARBER-DOCTORING.
YES, IT WAS HARD WORK.
MOST PEOPLE DON'T APPRECIATE
THAT.
HMM.
LET ME SHOW YOU SOMETHING YOU'LL
REALLY APPRECIATE.
>> ♪ DR. BARBER'S SMOOTH
OPERATION ♪
>> MY FAVORITE SURGERIES.
MM. YES.
MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME.
I KNOW -- TO THE UNTRAINED EYE,
THESE DO LOOK EASY.
YES. MM.
BUT YOU AND I KNOW BETTER, DON'T
WE?
>> Flapjack: GOOD JOB, FLAPPIES.
YOU KNOW YOUR SURGERIES AND YOUR
HAIRCUTS, TOO.
MM. BANDAGES?
I NEVER THOUGHT OF BANDAGES.
[ GASPS ]
WE'VE BEEN TALKING ALL NIGHT.
ARE YOU THINKING WHAT I'M
THINKING?
LET'S BOTH SAY IT ON THE COUNT
OF THREE.
ONE...
TWO...
THREE!
COLLEAGUES FOR LIFE!
YOU READ MY MIND, COLLEAGUE.
>> ♪ THE GRAY SKIES ARE ALL
SWEPT AWAY AND TURNED A
DIFFERENT HUE ♪
♪ LIFE IS FULL OF RAINBOWS WHEN
I'M WITH YOU ♪
♪ NOTHING COULD BE BETTER THAN A
FRIEND SO SWEET AND TRUE ♪
>> [ GROWLS ]
>> ♪ LIFE'S A BOWL OF CANDY WHEN
I'M WITH YOU ♪
♪ YES, LIFE'S A BOWL OF CANDY
WHEN I'M WITH YOU ♪
>> ♪ LIFE'S A BOWL OF RAINBOW
CANDY WHEN I'M WITH YOU ♪
>> MM. YES. I AGREE.
SKELETONIUMS HAVE LOTS OF
BONIUMS.
>> Flapjack: HELLO, DR. BARBER!
>> FLAPJACK.
>> Flapjack: I HOPE I WASN'T
INTERRUPTING.
PLEASE MEET A COLLEAGUE OF MINE.
>> Flapjack: PLEASURE TO MEET
YOU.
[ TING! ]
UM, DR. BARBER, K'NUCKLES IS
STILL FALLING ASLEEP, AND YOUR
STICK THING ISN'T REALLY WORKING
ANYMORE.
CAN YOU HELP HIM OUT,
DR. BARBER?
>> [ CHUCKLES ]
NO.
>> Flapjack: HUH?!
>> CANDY COLLEAGUE AND I ARE
LEAVING STORMALONG, AND WE ARE
NEVER COMING BACK.
>> Flapjack: HUBBA-WHA?!
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
>> WE ARE GOING TO HAPPY
COLLEAGUES FOR LIFE ISLAND.
I CHOOSE TO SPEND MY TIME WITH
SOMEONE THAT UNDERSTANDS ME.
[ CLUNK! ]
>> Flapjack: WHAT ABOUT PEOPLE
WHO NEED SURGERY?
>> HMM.
THEY SEEM TO BE DOING FINE
WITHOUT ME.
[ CROWD GROANING, YELLING ]
>> DR. BARBER, TAKE THESE STICKS
OUT!
>> I WOULD LIKE TO HELP,
GENTLEMEN, BUT I HAVE ANUT!
APPOINTMENT WITH MY
CANDY COLLEAGUE FROM NOW
UNTIL...
FOREVER.
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
>> I CAN'T LIVE LIKE THIS!
>> MY DOG PROBLEM'S WORSE THAN
EVER!
>> LET'S GET RID OF THE
CANDY COLLEAGUE.
THAT'LL FREE UP THE DOCTOR'S
SCHEDULE.
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
>> Flapjack: [ GASPS ]
DR. BARBER, YOU'VE GOT TO HELP
THEM!
>> I WOULD RATHER DIE DEFENDING
MY COLLEAGUE THAN LIVE AMONGST
IGNORAMUSI...
I-IGNORANT PEOPLE!
>> Flapjack: [ GROANING ]
[ SQUEAK! ]
HUH?!
DR. BARBER, DO YOU HAVE A BACK
DOOR?
>> YES.
>> Flapjack: I THINK I KNOW
SOMEONE WHO CAN HELP US.
>> NO PROBLEM, DOC.
I'D BE HAPPY TO HIDE YOUR FRIEND
HERE FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS.
>> Flapjack: THANK YOU,
MR. LARRY.
>> HEY, BUSTER, WHAT ARE YOU
LOOKING AT?
DOC, TELL YOUR SMOOTH-TALKING
FRIEND TO KEEP HIS EYES OFF MY
WIFE!
>> MM.
HIS EYES ARE CLEARLY STILL
ATTACHED TO HIS FACE.
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
>> HMPH!
WELL, THEY WON'T BE FOR LONG!
HE'S IN HERE, BOYS!
[ SHOUTING INTENSIFIES ]
>> Flapjack: WE GOT TO HIDE,
DOC!
I WILL HOLD THEM OFF.
YOU TAKE MY COLLEAGUE TO A SAFE
PLACE.
NOW GO!
BACK!
>> LOOK OUT! HE'S GOT A STICK!
>> Flapjack: THIS IS ALL MY
FAULT.
I HAVE TO MAKE THINGS RIGHT.
BUT HOW?
[ SHOUTING CONTINUES ]
>> BACK!
BACK!
I'M HERE, COLLEAGUE.
[ BANGING ON DOOR ]
WHERE'S...CANDY COLLEAGUE,
FLAPJACK?
>> Flapjack: [ Muffled ] UH...
HE JUMPED OUT THE WINDOW?
>> BUT THIS IS A BROOM CLOSET.
>> Flapjack: UM...
OH!
HE LEFT YOU A NOTE.
>> [ CRYING ]
[ INHALES DEEPLY ]
[ CRYING CONTINUES ]
>> Flapjack: WHAT'S IT SAY?
>> [ CRYING CONTINUES ]
OUR FRIENDSHIP WAS SO SPECIAL,
THERE ARE NO WORDS.
[ SHOUTING CONTINUES ]
>> WHERE'S THE CANDY COLLEAGUE?!
>> HE'S IN A PLACE YOU CAN NEVER
HURT HIM...
MY HEART.
>> SO, NOW THAT YOU'RE NOT BUSY,
CAN YOU HELP US?
>> I SUPPOSE.
>> SO, DOC, YOU GONNA USE YOUR
CANINE REMOVICATOR TO GET THESE
DOGS OFF?
>> HM. NO, KEVIN.
TODAY, I'M GOING TO BEAT YOU
WITH A STICK.
[ WHACK! ]
>> OHHHHHHHHHH!
[ HEAVY FOOTSTEPS ]
>> [ SQUEAKS ]
>> K'nuckles: OOH!
>> Flapjack: WOW, CAP'N.
YOU SURE SHOWED THAT RAT WHO'S
BOSS.
>> K'nuckles: WELL, BOY, THESE
BOOTS DEMAND RESPECT.
>> Flapjack: CAN I TRY THEM ON,
CAP'N?
RESPECTFULLY?
>> K'nuckles: NO WAY.
THESE BOOTS HAVE BEEN IN MY
FAMILY FOR GENERATIONS.
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
COME ON, FLAP.
LET'S FIND A BOOTH.
[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> HUH?
>> HUH?
[ MEN GROWLING ]
>> K'nuckles: WHY ARE THEY
STARING, FLAP?
DO I HAVE SOMETHING IN MY TEETH?
>> Flapjack: LOOKS NORMAL TO ME.
>> WHO DARES TO WEAR THE HEELS
OF SANTIAGO?!
[ BOOTS TAP ]
>> LOS TACóNES DE SANTIAGO!
>> [ TRILLS TONGUE ]
AH-HA-HA!
>> Flapjack: SANTIAGO?
>> K'nuckles: SANTIAGO?
>> WHERE DID YOU GET THOSE
HEELS?
THE HEELS...[INHALES DEEPLY]
...OF SANTIAGO?!
THEY'VE BEEN IN MY FAMILY FOR
GENERATIONS.: UH...
[ SIZZLE! ]
HMPH!
>> LOOK AT THESE BOOTS!
>> LOS TACóNES DE SANTIAGO!
>> [ TRILLS TONGUE ]
AH-HA-HA!
>> OH, SEÑOR SANTIAGO, HE WILL
BE SO PROUD!
AND NOW FOR THE FINAL TOUCH.
[ SQUISH! SQUISH! SQUISH! ]
>> K'nuckles: [ LAUGHING ]
K'NUCKLES!
>> YOU WILL...REMOVE...
THOSE HEELS...
or else.
>> Flapjack: YOU'RE NEVER GONNA
GET CAP'N's BOOTS!
>> K'nuckles: HERE YOU GO.
>> Flapjack: I THOUGHT YOU LOVED
THOSE BOOTS, CAP'N.
>> K'nuckles: WELL, SOME THINGS
ARE MORE IMPORTANT THAN MY
>> Flapjack: LIKE WHAT?
>> LIKE HIS BOOTS!
[ BOOTS TAP ]
>> LOS TACóNES DE SANTIAGO!
>> [ TRILLS TONGUE ]
AH-HA-HA!
>> K'nuckles: I GUESS I CAN'T
HELP MYSELF.
>> Flapjack: BUT WHAT IF THAT
MEAN, OLD PIRATE FINDS YOU?
>> K'nuckles: PBHTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!
[ SMACK! ]
[ CRE-E-E-E-E-AK! ]
[ RIP! ]
[ SQUEAK! ]
[ SQUEAK! ]
RUN, BOY!
>> SEIZE HIM!
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
[ SLUNK! ]
[ SLOOP! ]
[ SHOUTING CONTINUES ]
>> Flapjack: WHAT ARE WE GONNA
DO, CAP'N?
>> K'nuckles: I GOT IT!
>> Flapjack: YEAH, CAP'N?
>> K'nuckles: I'LL GET A NEW
FACE, START A NEW LIFE!
>> Flapjack: [ Laughing ] THAT
IS A GOOD IDEA.
[ TWINKLE! ]
[ POP! ]
HUH?!
CAP'N! WAIT FOR ME!
>> K'nuckles: DON'T FOLLOW ME,
BOY!
IT'S BETTER THIS WAY.
>> K'nuckles: OH, CAP'N.
>> K'nuckles: WHEW!
AAH!
>> YOU APPEAR TO BE IN TROUBLE,
CAPTAIN.
MAY I ASSIST YOU?
>> K'nuckles: I NEED A NEW FACE.
THIS WON'T HURT, RIGHT, DOC?
>> IT WON'T HURT A BIT.
FOR A MOMENT.
THEN IT WILL HURT LIKE NO PAIN
YOU HAVE EVER FELT BEFORE.
HA HA HA HA HA HA!
[ Echoing ] YOU CAN OPEN YOUR
EYES NOW.
[ CREA-A-A-A-A-AK! ]
>> K'nuckles: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
TO ME?
I'M GORGEOUS!
>> AND HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO PAY
ME?
>> K'nuckles: MM...
WHAT IF I DON'T PAY?
>> HMM.
WELL, THEN I'LL HAVE TO TAKE IT
BACK...WITH INTEREST.
[ BOOTS TAPPING ]
>> LOS TACóNES DE SANTIAGO!
>> [ TRILLS TONGUE ]
AH-HA-HA!
>> WHERE ARE MY SHOES?
>> K'nuckles: [ LAUGHS ]
OH, K'NUCKLES.
[ WHACK! ]
OOF!
>> DID YOU SAY..."K'NUCKLES"?
>> K'nuckles: UH...
>> HOW CAN A MAN AS HANDSOME AS
YOURSELF POSSIBLY KNOW
K'NUCKLES?
>> K'nuckles: WHA-- UH, OH.
WELL, HE, UH...
HE STOLE MY LOOK.
>> [ SCOFFS ]
HE STOLE MY HEELS!
WORK FOR ME, AND TOGETHER, WE
WILL CRUSH K'NUCKLES.
>> K'nuckles: UH...
HOW MUCH DO YOU PAY?
>> Flapjack: [ SNIFFLES ]
BUBBIE?
>> Bubbie: YEAH, BABY.
>> Flapjack: I MISS K'NUCKLES.
>> Bubbie: I DON'T.
>> Flapjack: WHAT DO YOU THINK
HE'S DOING RIGHT NOW?
>> Bubbie: PROBABLY BEING
MISERABLE.
[ PEOPLE MURMURING ]
>> OH!
>> OOH, LA LA!
>> HE'S SO HANDSOME!
>> GOOD DAY, HANDSOME SIR!
>> NOW, THERE'S A FINE-LOOKING
GENTLEMAN.
>> HE'S EASY ON THE EYES, HUH?
>> Flapjack: [ SNIFFLING ]
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> K'nuckles: HUH?
I SHOULD TALK TO THAT POOR BOY
AND CHEER HIM UP WITH MY
HANDSOMENESS.
STAY BEAUTIFUL.
BUT NOT AS BEAUTIFUL AS ME!
[ BOTH GIGGLE ]
HEY, WHY SO SAD, LITTLE BOY I'VE
NEVER SEEN BEFORE?
>> Flapjack: [ SNIFFLES ]
YOU'RE TOO HANDSOME TO
UNDERSTAND.
>> K'nuckles: MAYBE I UNDERSTAND
MORE THAN YOU THINK.
>> Flapjack: OH, I GET IT!
YOU'D UNDERSTAND BECAUSE YOU'RE
WORKING FOR THEM!
[ STAMP! ]
>> K'nuckles: YOWCH!
[ WHACK! ]
[ THUD! ]
[ FLIES BUZZ ]
>> HEY, BUDDY. NAP TIME IS OVER.
BOSS SAYS WE GOT TO GO TO THE
MEETING.
>> SO, CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES...
ANYBODY SEEN HIM? ANYONE?
[ ALL MURMURING NEGATIVELY ]
>> YEAH, I SEEN HIM.
NO, I MEAN NOPE.
NO, I NO SEE HIM.
>> I CAN'T BELIEVE HE ESCAPED
OUR CLUTCHES.
BECAUSE HE'S VERY, VERY STUPID.
[ ALL CHEER ]
>> AND HE SMELLS!
[ ALL CHEER ]
>> YEAH, AND HE IS STUPID!
>> K'nuckles: YOU ALREADY SAID
THAT!
[ SILENCE ]
UM...AND HE, UH...
SMELLS.
[ ALL CHEER ]
WHEW. THAT WAS CLOSE.
>> YOU!
I LIKE THE WAY YOU THINK.
SINCE WE CAN'T FIND THE ELUSIVE
CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES, WE'LL FIND
SOMEONE CLOSE TO HIM AND FIND
OUT WHERE HE IS...
BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY.
>> K'nuckles: I got to figure
out how to ditch these goons.
>> SAY, YOU'RE MAKING MY
SUSPICION BONE ITCH.
>> K'nuckles: YOU'RE JUST
JEALOUS 'CAUSE I'M SO HANDSOME
AND YOU'RE UGLY!
>> [ Crying ] IT'S TRUE!
IT'S TRUE!
>> HEY, NOW.
DON'T LISTEN TO THAT GUY.
>> K'nuckles: I'M SORRY, BOYS.
I JUST DON'T KNOW MY OWN
HANDSOMENESS SOMETIMES.
JUST TO SHOW THAT WE'RE SQUARE,
I'LL LET YOU TWO CHECK OUT,
UH...
THAT PILE OF OLD DIAPERS!
IT'S ONE OF FLAPJACK'S KNOWN
HIDEOUTS.
I'LL GO SEARCH THAT BROKEN-DOWN
WHALE OVER THERE.
>> HEY, YOU KNOW SOMETHING?
YOU'RE ALL RIGHT.
>> K'nuckles: BUBBIE! OPEN UP!
>> Bubbie: WHO ARE YOU?
>> K'nuckles: IT'S ME --
CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES!
I HAD TO ALTER MY FACE THROUGH
SURGERY BECAUSE I WORE THE WRONG
SHOES INTO THE CANDY BARREL, SO
I JOINED THE GANG THAT WAS
LOOKING FOR ME, BUT NOW THEY'RE
LOOKING FOR FLAPJACK.
>> Bubbie: OKAY, MAYBE I DO
BELIEVE YOU'RE K'NUCKLES,
BECAUSE THAT IS THE MOST IDIOTIC
THING I HAVE EVER HEARD IN MY
>> K'nuckles: I TOLD YOU IT WAS
ME.E!
NOW LET ME IN.
>> Bubbie: UNH-UNH!
YOU'RE NOT GETTING ANYWHERE NEAR
MY BABY.
>> K'nuckles: NO, YOU GOT ME ALL
WRONG.
I WANT TO PROTECT THE BOY.
>> HEY, BUDDY, HE WAS RIGHT
WHERE YOU TOLD US!
>> YEAH, THANKS!
>> Bubbie: [ GROWLS ]
>> DO YOU KNOW WHY YOU ARE HERE,
>> Flapjack: UM, I WAS HOPING IT
WAS A SURPRISE PARTY, BUT THEN
Y'ALL WOULD HAVE YELLED
"SURPRISE."
>> [ LAUGHS ]
NO!
THIS "PARTY" IS FOR
CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES.
>> Flapjack: [ GASPS ]
>> WHERE IS K'NUCKLES?!
>> Flapjack: I'M NOT TELLING!
>> FINE!
WE HAVE WAYS OF MAKING YOU TALK.
>> [ ROARS ]
[ CREA-A-K! POP! ]
>> Flapjack: [ LAUGHING ]
STOP!
PLEASE, STOP!
>> ENOUGH!
>> Flapjack: WHEW!
>> WELL?
>> Flapjack: CAN I GO TO THE
BATHROOM?
>> FINE.
>> Flapjack: SOMEONE SPILLED
WATER ALL OVER WHERE I'M
SITTING.
>> YOU, THERE -- HANDSOME
STRANGER.
TAKE THE BOY TO THE BATHROOM.
IT'S RIGHT THERE, NEXT TO THE
ESCAPE HATCH -- I MEAN, THE
FREEDOM DOOR -- I MEAN, THE
EXIT.
SO ESCORT HIM TO THE GOODBYE
DOOR -- I MEAN, THE BATHROOM.
THEY'RE RIGHT NEXT TO EACH
OTHER.O CONFUSING.
AND THE REST OF US WILL ALL TURN
AROUND...
AND GIVE YOU SOME PRIVACY.
>> K'nuckles: COME ON, BOY.
>> Flapjack: I'M NOT GOING
ANYWHERE WITH YOU. ERE.
>> K'nuckles: IT'S K'NUCKLES!
>> Flapjack: YOU'RE NOT
K'NUCKLES.
CAP'N K'NUCKLES IS BEAUTIFUL ON
THE INSIDE!
>> K'nuckles: IT'S ME, BOY!
AND I CAN PROVE IT.
[ GLEAM! ]
>> Flapjack: [ GASPS ]
IT IS YOU!
YOU ARE CAP'N K'NUCKLES!
>> K'nuckles: I KNOW!
I AM CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES!
>> YOU DON'T SAY.
[ BOTH GASP ]
>> K'nuckles: RUN, BOY!
[ THUD! CRASH! BANG! ]
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
>> [ Panting ] OKAY, MUCHACHOS.
THAT IS ENOUGH.
I THINK HE'S LEARNED HIS LESSON.
MY HAND HURTS FROM ALL THAT
HITTING.
>> AWW!
WE GOT TO PUT SOME ICE ON THAT.
>> Flapjack: ALL CLEAR, CAP'N.
THEY GOT TIRED OF HITTING YOU
AND LEFT.
>> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK, AM I
STILL BEAUTIFUL?
>> Flapjack: MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN
EVER, CAP'N.
>> K'nuckles: REALLY?
[ RIP! ]
WELL, I SURE HAVE LEARNED MY
LESSON ABOUT STEALING...
OR WHATEVER.
>> K'NUCKLES, WILL YOU BE PAYING
FOR YOUR SURGERY, OR SHOULD I
TAKE IT BACK?
>> HEY!
WHERE DID YOU GET THOSE HEELS?
[ BOOTS TAP ]
>> LOS TACóNES DE SANTIAGO!
>> [ TRILLS TONGUE ]
AH-HA-HA!
>> UH-OH.
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
>> Flapjack: I GUESS THEY GAVE
DR. BARBER THE BOOT.
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
>> K'nuckles: WHAT A BUNCH OF
HEELS.
[ FUNKY MUSIC PLAYS ]