The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack (2008–2010): Season 3, Episode 7 - Highlandlubber/Who Let the Cats Out of the Old Bag's House? - full transcript

>> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK.

HEY, FLAPJACK.

COME WITH ME!

WE'LL GO AND SEE A PLACE CALLED

CANDIED ISLAND!

>> Bubbie: ♪ WHO NEEDS

CANDIED ISLAND? ♪

♪ IT'S SAFER AT THE DOCKS ♪

>> K'nuckles: ♪ BUT THERE AIN'T

NO STREAMS OF SODIE POP

TO GO DRIPPIN' DOWN THE ROCKS ♪



>> Bubbie: ♪ IT'S DANGEROUS AND

RISKY ♪

>> K'nuckles: ♪ BUT ADVENTUROUS

AND FREE ♪

>> Flapjack: ♪ ADVENTURE,

THAT'S THE LIFE FOR ME ♪

>> K'nuckles: ♪ THERE'S LOLLIPOP

TREES AND A LEMONADE SEA! ♪

>> Bubbie: DOESN'T SOUND VERY

GOOD TO ME.

♪ THE MISADVENTURES OF... ♪

>> Flapjack: ♪ FLAPJACK ♪

[ SPLASH ]

>> MM-HMM. YES.



MM. YES.

MM-HMM.

YES.

IT APPEARS YOU'RE SUFFERING FROM

CANINICUS BITICUS.

[ DOGS GROWL ]

YOU NEED SURGERY.

I'LL HAVE TO USE MY CANINE

REMOVICATOR.

>> IS THAT A STICK?

>> NO.

IT'S A PRECISION INSTRUMENT.

>> OH, SO I CAN JUST WHACK THESE

OFF WITH A STICK?

>> PERFORMING A

"REMOVEDIFICATION" IS FAR MORE

COMPLEX.

>> SO...SMACK 'EM A BUNCH OF

TIMES?

>> MM -- UH -- I DON'T --

>> COME ON, DOC.

SMACK THESE DOGS OFF ME.

>> I AM NOT SMACKING A DOG.

>> WELL, THAT'S OKAY.

I-I GOT A STICK AT HOME.

[ DOOR OPENS ]

BYE, DOC!

>> ALL RIGHT, BRUCE.

I'M GOING TO LACERATE YOUR

BLEMISHES USING THIS STABICATOR.

>> I'M NO DOCTOR, BUT ISN'T THAT

JUST A STICK?

>> NO. THIS IS NOT A STICK.

>> YEAH! ALL I NEED IS A STICK!

>> [ SIGHS ]

>> Flapjack: HELLO, DR. BARBER!

>> Flapjack: CAP'N K'NUCKLES HIT

HIS HEAD ON THE DOCK, AND NOW HE

WON'T STOP SLEEPING.

>> PLACE HIM ON THE OPERATING

TABLE.

>> Flapjack: DON'T WORRY, CAP'N.

DR. BARBER'S GONNA FIX YOU.

[ PANTING ]

[ GRUNTS ]

COME ON, DR. BARBER!

FIX MY CAP'N!

I'm right here.

Don't -- Don't worry.

>> HMM.

I'LL JUST PERFORM AN

EXAMIFICATION.

>> Flapjack: CAN'T YOU JUST

WHACK HIM WITH A STICK?

>> THAT IS NOT A --

>> Flapjack: WHACK!

>> K'nuckles: WHAT HAPPENED,

FLAPJACK?

>> Flapjack: YOU PASSED OUT, SO

I TOOK YOU TO DR. BARBER'S.

BUT WE DIDN'T EVEN NEED

DR. BARBER.

WE JUST NEEDED A STICK.

>> K'nuckles: OH.

>> Flapjack: DR. BARBER, CAN WE

BORROW YOUR STICK THINGY?

>> [ GROWLING ]

>> Flapjack: DR. BARBER, YOU'RE

NOT TALKING.

[ RUMBLE! ]

>> K'nuckles: WHAT'S HIS

PROBLEM?

>> Flapjack: I'M KIND OF WORRIED

ABOUT DR. BARBER.

CAP'N?

HUH?!

CAP'N!

>> K'nuckles: [ SNORING ]

>> Flapjack: I'LL GO GET THE

STICK.

>> [ CRYING ]

NO ONE UNDERSTANDS MY WORK!

NO ONE APPRECIATES MY MEDICINE!

[ SOBBING ]

>> OH, JULIUS, THAT'S NOT TRUE.

YOUR MOTHER ADMIRES YOUR

STICK WORK.

>> THEY'RE NOT STICKS, MOTHER!

THEY ARE INSTRUMENTS, MOTHER!

[ SOBS ]

>> Flapjack: POOR DR. BARBER.

>> [ LAUGHING ]

IS THAT WHAT HE SAID?

WHAT DID YOU SAY TO HIM?

[ LAUGHS ]

THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT I WOULD

HAVE SAID!

I LOVE YOU, CANDY WIFE.

WITHOUT YOU, I'D BE HUGGING MY

DRESSER AND CRYING TO MAMA.

>> Flapjack: HMM.

>> [ SNORING ]

MM. YOU THERE.

YOU LOOK LIKE YOU COULD USE SOME

SURGERY.

>> NO, THANK YOU.

I GOT A STICK AT HOME.

>> HOW ABOUT YOU, SIR?

>> DON'T BOTHER, DOC.

>> HM.

DOESN'T ANYBODY NEED SURGERY

ANYMORE?

[ SIGHS ]

12 YEARS AT UNIVERSITY, AND THEY

THINK I'M A STICK SLINGER.

OH.

WE'RE CLOSED!

OH. EXCUSE ME.

I SEE YOU'RE A DOCTOR, AS WELL.

MM. YES, MY CREDENTIALS.

I WAS A DOUBLE MAJOR --

DOCTOR-BARBERING AND

BARBER-DOCTORING.

YES, IT WAS HARD WORK.

MOST PEOPLE DON'T APPRECIATE

THAT.

HMM.

LET ME SHOW YOU SOMETHING YOU'LL

REALLY APPRECIATE.

>> ♪ DR. BARBER'S SMOOTH

OPERATION ♪

>> MY FAVORITE SURGERIES.

MM. YES.

MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME.

I KNOW -- TO THE UNTRAINED EYE,

THESE DO LOOK EASY.

YES. MM.

BUT YOU AND I KNOW BETTER, DON'T

WE?

>> Flapjack: GOOD JOB, FLAPPIES.

YOU KNOW YOUR SURGERIES AND YOUR

HAIRCUTS, TOO.

MM. BANDAGES?

I NEVER THOUGHT OF BANDAGES.

[ GASPS ]

WE'VE BEEN TALKING ALL NIGHT.

ARE YOU THINKING WHAT I'M

THINKING?

LET'S BOTH SAY IT ON THE COUNT

OF THREE.

ONE...

TWO...

THREE!

COLLEAGUES FOR LIFE!

YOU READ MY MIND, COLLEAGUE.

>> ♪ THE GRAY SKIES ARE ALL

SWEPT AWAY AND TURNED A

DIFFERENT HUE ♪

♪ LIFE IS FULL OF RAINBOWS WHEN

I'M WITH YOU ♪

♪ NOTHING COULD BE BETTER THAN A

FRIEND SO SWEET AND TRUE ♪

>> [ GROWLS ]

>> ♪ LIFE'S A BOWL OF CANDY WHEN

I'M WITH YOU ♪

♪ YES, LIFE'S A BOWL OF CANDY

WHEN I'M WITH YOU ♪

>> ♪ LIFE'S A BOWL OF RAINBOW

CANDY WHEN I'M WITH YOU ♪

>> MM. YES. I AGREE.

SKELETONIUMS HAVE LOTS OF

BONIUMS.

>> Flapjack: HELLO, DR. BARBER!

>> FLAPJACK.

>> Flapjack: I HOPE I WASN'T

INTERRUPTING.

PLEASE MEET A COLLEAGUE OF MINE.

>> Flapjack: PLEASURE TO MEET

YOU.

[ TING! ]

UM, DR. BARBER, K'NUCKLES IS

STILL FALLING ASLEEP, AND YOUR

STICK THING ISN'T REALLY WORKING

ANYMORE.

CAN YOU HELP HIM OUT,

DR. BARBER?

>> [ CHUCKLES ]

NO.

>> Flapjack: HUH?!

>> CANDY COLLEAGUE AND I ARE

LEAVING STORMALONG, AND WE ARE

NEVER COMING BACK.

>> Flapjack: HUBBA-WHA?!

WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

>> WE ARE GOING TO HAPPY

COLLEAGUES FOR LIFE ISLAND.

I CHOOSE TO SPEND MY TIME WITH

SOMEONE THAT UNDERSTANDS ME.

[ CLUNK! ]

>> Flapjack: WHAT ABOUT PEOPLE

WHO NEED SURGERY?

>> HMM.

THEY SEEM TO BE DOING FINE

WITHOUT ME.

[ CROWD GROANING, YELLING ]

>> DR. BARBER, TAKE THESE STICKS

OUT!

>> I WOULD LIKE TO HELP,

GENTLEMEN, BUT I HAVE ANUT!

APPOINTMENT WITH MY

CANDY COLLEAGUE FROM NOW

UNTIL...

FOREVER.

[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]

>> I CAN'T LIVE LIKE THIS!

>> MY DOG PROBLEM'S WORSE THAN

EVER!

>> LET'S GET RID OF THE

CANDY COLLEAGUE.

THAT'LL FREE UP THE DOCTOR'S

SCHEDULE.

[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]

>> Flapjack: [ GASPS ]

DR. BARBER, YOU'VE GOT TO HELP

THEM!

>> I WOULD RATHER DIE DEFENDING

MY COLLEAGUE THAN LIVE AMONGST

IGNORAMUSI...

I-IGNORANT PEOPLE!

>> Flapjack: [ GROANING ]

[ SQUEAK! ]

HUH?!

DR. BARBER, DO YOU HAVE A BACK

DOOR?

>> YES.

>> Flapjack: I THINK I KNOW

SOMEONE WHO CAN HELP US.

>> NO PROBLEM, DOC.

I'D BE HAPPY TO HIDE YOUR FRIEND

HERE FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS.

>> Flapjack: THANK YOU,

MR. LARRY.

>> HEY, BUSTER, WHAT ARE YOU

LOOKING AT?

DOC, TELL YOUR SMOOTH-TALKING

FRIEND TO KEEP HIS EYES OFF MY

WIFE!

>> MM.

HIS EYES ARE CLEARLY STILL

ATTACHED TO HIS FACE.

[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]

>> HMPH!

WELL, THEY WON'T BE FOR LONG!

HE'S IN HERE, BOYS!

[ SHOUTING INTENSIFIES ]

>> Flapjack: WE GOT TO HIDE,

DOC!

I WILL HOLD THEM OFF.

YOU TAKE MY COLLEAGUE TO A SAFE

PLACE.

NOW GO!

BACK!

>> LOOK OUT! HE'S GOT A STICK!

>> Flapjack: THIS IS ALL MY

FAULT.

I HAVE TO MAKE THINGS RIGHT.

BUT HOW?

[ SHOUTING CONTINUES ]

>> BACK!

BACK!

I'M HERE, COLLEAGUE.

[ BANGING ON DOOR ]

WHERE'S...CANDY COLLEAGUE,

FLAPJACK?

>> Flapjack: [ Muffled ] UH...

HE JUMPED OUT THE WINDOW?

>> BUT THIS IS A BROOM CLOSET.

>> Flapjack: UM...

OH!

HE LEFT YOU A NOTE.

>> [ CRYING ]

[ INHALES DEEPLY ]

[ CRYING CONTINUES ]

>> Flapjack: WHAT'S IT SAY?

>> [ CRYING CONTINUES ]

OUR FRIENDSHIP WAS SO SPECIAL,

THERE ARE NO WORDS.

[ SHOUTING CONTINUES ]

>> WHERE'S THE CANDY COLLEAGUE?!

>> HE'S IN A PLACE YOU CAN NEVER

HURT HIM...

MY HEART.

>> SO, NOW THAT YOU'RE NOT BUSY,

CAN YOU HELP US?

>> I SUPPOSE.

>> SO, DOC, YOU GONNA USE YOUR

CANINE REMOVICATOR TO GET THESE

DOGS OFF?

>> HM. NO, KEVIN.

TODAY, I'M GOING TO BEAT YOU

WITH A STICK.

[ WHACK! ]

>> OHHHHHHHHHH!

[ HEAVY FOOTSTEPS ]

>> [ SQUEAKS ]

>> K'nuckles: OOH!

>> Flapjack: WOW, CAP'N.

YOU SURE SHOWED THAT RAT WHO'S

BOSS.

>> K'nuckles: WELL, BOY, THESE

BOOTS DEMAND RESPECT.

>> Flapjack: CAN I TRY THEM ON,

CAP'N?

RESPECTFULLY?

>> K'nuckles: NO WAY.

THESE BOOTS HAVE BEEN IN MY

FAMILY FOR GENERATIONS.

[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]

COME ON, FLAP.

LET'S FIND A BOOTH.

[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ]

>> HUH?

>> HUH?

[ MEN GROWLING ]

>> K'nuckles: WHY ARE THEY

STARING, FLAP?

DO I HAVE SOMETHING IN MY TEETH?

>> Flapjack: LOOKS NORMAL TO ME.

>> WHO DARES TO WEAR THE HEELS

OF SANTIAGO?!

[ BOOTS TAP ]

>> LOS TACóNES DE SANTIAGO!

>> [ TRILLS TONGUE ]

AH-HA-HA!

>> Flapjack: SANTIAGO?

>> K'nuckles: SANTIAGO?

>> WHERE DID YOU GET THOSE

HEELS?

THE HEELS...[INHALES DEEPLY]

...OF SANTIAGO?!

THEY'VE BEEN IN MY FAMILY FOR

GENERATIONS.: UH...

[ SIZZLE! ]

HMPH!

>> LOOK AT THESE BOOTS!

>> LOS TACóNES DE SANTIAGO!

>> [ TRILLS TONGUE ]

AH-HA-HA!

>> OH, SEÑOR SANTIAGO, HE WILL

BE SO PROUD!

AND NOW FOR THE FINAL TOUCH.

[ SQUISH! SQUISH! SQUISH! ]

>> K'nuckles: [ LAUGHING ]

K'NUCKLES!

>> YOU WILL...REMOVE...

THOSE HEELS...

or else.

>> Flapjack: YOU'RE NEVER GONNA

GET CAP'N's BOOTS!

>> K'nuckles: HERE YOU GO.

>> Flapjack: I THOUGHT YOU LOVED

THOSE BOOTS, CAP'N.

>> K'nuckles: WELL, SOME THINGS

ARE MORE IMPORTANT THAN MY

>> Flapjack: LIKE WHAT?

>> LIKE HIS BOOTS!

[ BOOTS TAP ]

>> LOS TACóNES DE SANTIAGO!

>> [ TRILLS TONGUE ]

AH-HA-HA!

>> K'nuckles: I GUESS I CAN'T

HELP MYSELF.

>> Flapjack: BUT WHAT IF THAT

MEAN, OLD PIRATE FINDS YOU?

>> K'nuckles: PBHTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!

[ SMACK! ]

[ CRE-E-E-E-E-AK! ]

[ RIP! ]

[ SQUEAK! ]

[ SQUEAK! ]

RUN, BOY!

>> SEIZE HIM!

[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]

[ SLUNK! ]

[ SLOOP! ]

[ SHOUTING CONTINUES ]

>> Flapjack: WHAT ARE WE GONNA

DO, CAP'N?

>> K'nuckles: I GOT IT!

>> Flapjack: YEAH, CAP'N?

>> K'nuckles: I'LL GET A NEW

FACE, START A NEW LIFE!

>> Flapjack: [ Laughing ] THAT

IS A GOOD IDEA.

[ TWINKLE! ]

[ POP! ]

HUH?!

CAP'N! WAIT FOR ME!

>> K'nuckles: DON'T FOLLOW ME,

BOY!

IT'S BETTER THIS WAY.

>> K'nuckles: OH, CAP'N.

>> K'nuckles: WHEW!

AAH!

>> YOU APPEAR TO BE IN TROUBLE,

CAPTAIN.

MAY I ASSIST YOU?

>> K'nuckles: I NEED A NEW FACE.

THIS WON'T HURT, RIGHT, DOC?

>> IT WON'T HURT A BIT.

FOR A MOMENT.

THEN IT WILL HURT LIKE NO PAIN

YOU HAVE EVER FELT BEFORE.

HA HA HA HA HA HA!

[ Echoing ] YOU CAN OPEN YOUR

EYES NOW.

[ CREA-A-A-A-A-AK! ]

>> K'nuckles: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

TO ME?

I'M GORGEOUS!

>> AND HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO PAY

ME?

>> K'nuckles: MM...

WHAT IF I DON'T PAY?

>> HMM.

WELL, THEN I'LL HAVE TO TAKE IT

BACK...WITH INTEREST.

[ BOOTS TAPPING ]

>> LOS TACóNES DE SANTIAGO!

>> [ TRILLS TONGUE ]

AH-HA-HA!

>> WHERE ARE MY SHOES?

>> K'nuckles: [ LAUGHS ]

OH, K'NUCKLES.

[ WHACK! ]

OOF!

>> DID YOU SAY..."K'NUCKLES"?

>> K'nuckles: UH...

>> HOW CAN A MAN AS HANDSOME AS

YOURSELF POSSIBLY KNOW

K'NUCKLES?

>> K'nuckles: WHA-- UH, OH.

WELL, HE, UH...

HE STOLE MY LOOK.

>> [ SCOFFS ]

HE STOLE MY HEELS!

WORK FOR ME, AND TOGETHER, WE

WILL CRUSH K'NUCKLES.

>> K'nuckles: UH...

HOW MUCH DO YOU PAY?

>> Flapjack: [ SNIFFLES ]

BUBBIE?

>> Bubbie: YEAH, BABY.

>> Flapjack: I MISS K'NUCKLES.

>> Bubbie: I DON'T.

>> Flapjack: WHAT DO YOU THINK

HE'S DOING RIGHT NOW?

>> Bubbie: PROBABLY BEING

MISERABLE.

[ PEOPLE MURMURING ]

>> OH!

>> OOH, LA LA!

>> HE'S SO HANDSOME!

>> GOOD DAY, HANDSOME SIR!

>> NOW, THERE'S A FINE-LOOKING

GENTLEMAN.

>> HE'S EASY ON THE EYES, HUH?

>> Flapjack: [ SNIFFLING ]

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> K'nuckles: HUH?

I SHOULD TALK TO THAT POOR BOY

AND CHEER HIM UP WITH MY

HANDSOMENESS.

STAY BEAUTIFUL.

BUT NOT AS BEAUTIFUL AS ME!

[ BOTH GIGGLE ]

HEY, WHY SO SAD, LITTLE BOY I'VE

NEVER SEEN BEFORE?

>> Flapjack: [ SNIFFLES ]

YOU'RE TOO HANDSOME TO

UNDERSTAND.

>> K'nuckles: MAYBE I UNDERSTAND

MORE THAN YOU THINK.

>> Flapjack: OH, I GET IT!

YOU'D UNDERSTAND BECAUSE YOU'RE

WORKING FOR THEM!

[ STAMP! ]

>> K'nuckles: YOWCH!

[ WHACK! ]

[ THUD! ]

[ FLIES BUZZ ]

>> HEY, BUDDY. NAP TIME IS OVER.

BOSS SAYS WE GOT TO GO TO THE

MEETING.

>> SO, CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES...

ANYBODY SEEN HIM? ANYONE?

[ ALL MURMURING NEGATIVELY ]

>> YEAH, I SEEN HIM.

NO, I MEAN NOPE.

NO, I NO SEE HIM.

>> I CAN'T BELIEVE HE ESCAPED

OUR CLUTCHES.

BECAUSE HE'S VERY, VERY STUPID.

[ ALL CHEER ]

>> AND HE SMELLS!

[ ALL CHEER ]

>> YEAH, AND HE IS STUPID!

>> K'nuckles: YOU ALREADY SAID

THAT!

[ SILENCE ]

UM...AND HE, UH...

SMELLS.

[ ALL CHEER ]

WHEW. THAT WAS CLOSE.

>> YOU!

I LIKE THE WAY YOU THINK.

SINCE WE CAN'T FIND THE ELUSIVE

CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES, WE'LL FIND

SOMEONE CLOSE TO HIM AND FIND

OUT WHERE HE IS...

BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY.

>> K'nuckles: I got to figure

out how to ditch these goons.

>> SAY, YOU'RE MAKING MY

SUSPICION BONE ITCH.

>> K'nuckles: YOU'RE JUST

JEALOUS 'CAUSE I'M SO HANDSOME

AND YOU'RE UGLY!

>> [ Crying ] IT'S TRUE!

IT'S TRUE!

>> HEY, NOW.

DON'T LISTEN TO THAT GUY.

>> K'nuckles: I'M SORRY, BOYS.

I JUST DON'T KNOW MY OWN

HANDSOMENESS SOMETIMES.

JUST TO SHOW THAT WE'RE SQUARE,

I'LL LET YOU TWO CHECK OUT,

UH...

THAT PILE OF OLD DIAPERS!

IT'S ONE OF FLAPJACK'S KNOWN

HIDEOUTS.

I'LL GO SEARCH THAT BROKEN-DOWN

WHALE OVER THERE.

>> HEY, YOU KNOW SOMETHING?

YOU'RE ALL RIGHT.

>> K'nuckles: BUBBIE! OPEN UP!

>> Bubbie: WHO ARE YOU?

>> K'nuckles: IT'S ME --

CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES!

I HAD TO ALTER MY FACE THROUGH

SURGERY BECAUSE I WORE THE WRONG

SHOES INTO THE CANDY BARREL, SO

I JOINED THE GANG THAT WAS

LOOKING FOR ME, BUT NOW THEY'RE

LOOKING FOR FLAPJACK.

>> Bubbie: OKAY, MAYBE I DO

BELIEVE YOU'RE K'NUCKLES,

BECAUSE THAT IS THE MOST IDIOTIC

THING I HAVE EVER HEARD IN MY

>> K'nuckles: I TOLD YOU IT WAS

ME.E!

NOW LET ME IN.

>> Bubbie: UNH-UNH!

YOU'RE NOT GETTING ANYWHERE NEAR

MY BABY.

>> K'nuckles: NO, YOU GOT ME ALL

WRONG.

I WANT TO PROTECT THE BOY.

>> HEY, BUDDY, HE WAS RIGHT

WHERE YOU TOLD US!

>> YEAH, THANKS!

>> Bubbie: [ GROWLS ]

>> DO YOU KNOW WHY YOU ARE HERE,

>> Flapjack: UM, I WAS HOPING IT

WAS A SURPRISE PARTY, BUT THEN

Y'ALL WOULD HAVE YELLED

"SURPRISE."

>> [ LAUGHS ]

NO!

THIS "PARTY" IS FOR

CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES.

>> Flapjack: [ GASPS ]

>> WHERE IS K'NUCKLES?!

>> Flapjack: I'M NOT TELLING!

>> FINE!

WE HAVE WAYS OF MAKING YOU TALK.

>> [ ROARS ]

[ CREA-A-K! POP! ]

>> Flapjack: [ LAUGHING ]

STOP!

PLEASE, STOP!

>> ENOUGH!

>> Flapjack: WHEW!

>> WELL?

>> Flapjack: CAN I GO TO THE

BATHROOM?

>> FINE.

>> Flapjack: SOMEONE SPILLED

WATER ALL OVER WHERE I'M

SITTING.

>> YOU, THERE -- HANDSOME

STRANGER.

TAKE THE BOY TO THE BATHROOM.

IT'S RIGHT THERE, NEXT TO THE

ESCAPE HATCH -- I MEAN, THE

FREEDOM DOOR -- I MEAN, THE

EXIT.

SO ESCORT HIM TO THE GOODBYE

DOOR -- I MEAN, THE BATHROOM.

THEY'RE RIGHT NEXT TO EACH

OTHER.O CONFUSING.

AND THE REST OF US WILL ALL TURN

AROUND...

AND GIVE YOU SOME PRIVACY.

>> K'nuckles: COME ON, BOY.

>> Flapjack: I'M NOT GOING

ANYWHERE WITH YOU. ERE.

>> K'nuckles: IT'S K'NUCKLES!

>> Flapjack: YOU'RE NOT

K'NUCKLES.

CAP'N K'NUCKLES IS BEAUTIFUL ON

THE INSIDE!

>> K'nuckles: IT'S ME, BOY!

AND I CAN PROVE IT.

[ GLEAM! ]

>> Flapjack: [ GASPS ]

IT IS YOU!

YOU ARE CAP'N K'NUCKLES!

>> K'nuckles: I KNOW!

I AM CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES!

>> YOU DON'T SAY.

[ BOTH GASP ]

>> K'nuckles: RUN, BOY!

[ THUD! CRASH! BANG! ]

[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]

>> [ Panting ] OKAY, MUCHACHOS.

THAT IS ENOUGH.

I THINK HE'S LEARNED HIS LESSON.

MY HAND HURTS FROM ALL THAT

HITTING.

>> AWW!

WE GOT TO PUT SOME ICE ON THAT.

>> Flapjack: ALL CLEAR, CAP'N.

THEY GOT TIRED OF HITTING YOU

AND LEFT.

>> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK, AM I

STILL BEAUTIFUL?

>> Flapjack: MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN

EVER, CAP'N.

>> K'nuckles: REALLY?

[ RIP! ]

WELL, I SURE HAVE LEARNED MY

LESSON ABOUT STEALING...

OR WHATEVER.

>> K'NUCKLES, WILL YOU BE PAYING

FOR YOUR SURGERY, OR SHOULD I

TAKE IT BACK?

>> HEY!

WHERE DID YOU GET THOSE HEELS?

[ BOOTS TAP ]

>> LOS TACóNES DE SANTIAGO!

>> [ TRILLS TONGUE ]

AH-HA-HA!

>> UH-OH.

[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]

>> Flapjack: I GUESS THEY GAVE

DR. BARBER THE BOOT.

[ BOTH LAUGH ]

>> K'nuckles: WHAT A BUNCH OF

HEELS.

[ FUNKY MUSIC PLAYS ]