The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack (2008–2010): Season 3, Episode 6 - These Boots Were Made for Walking (On Your Face) - full transcript
Flapjack makes Doctor Barber a friend out of candy. K'nuckles gets a new face in order to avoid a mob after stealing boots, but ends up caught in the mob.
>> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK.
HEY, FLAPJACK.
COME WITH ME!
WE'LL GO AND SEE A PLACE CALLED
CANDIED ISLAND!
>> Bubbie: ♪ WHO NEEDS
CANDIED ISLAND? ♪
♪ IT'S SAFER AT THE DOCKS ♪
>> K'nuckles: ♪ BUT THERE AIN'T
NO STREAMS OF SODIE POP
TO GO DRIPPIN' DOWN THE ROCKS ♪
>> Bubbie: ♪ IT'S DANGEROUS AND
RISKY ♪
>> K'nuckles: ♪ BUT ADVENTUROUS
AND FREE ♪
>> Flapjack: ♪ ADVENTURE,
THAT'S THE LIFE FOR ME ♪
>> K'nuckles: ♪ THERE'S LOLLIPOP
TREES AND A LEMONADE SEA! ♪
>> Bubbie: DOESN'T SOUND VERY
GOOD TO ME.
>> ♪ THE MISADVENTURES OF... ♪
>> Flapjack: ♪ FLAPJACK ♪
[ SPLASH ]
>> Flapjack: CAP'N!
CAP'N, LET'S GO TO THE
CANDY BARREL.
>> K'nuckles: [ GROANING ]
OKAY. JUST GIVE ME A SECOND.
[ CLATTER ]
[ CLATTER CONTINUES ]
OKAY, LET'S GO.
>> Bubbie: HOLD ON!
YOU'RE NOT GOIN' ANYWHERE UNTIL
YOU CLEAN MY MOUTH.
>> K'nuckles: WHAT?!
THAT?!
THAT WASN'T ME.
>> Bubbie: OH, WELL, WHO WAS IT,
THEN?
>> K'nuckles: I DON'T KNOW.
[ CHUCKLES ]
IT MUST HAVE BEEN A GHOST.
>> Bubbie: A GHOST?
>> Flapjack: A...GHOST?
>> K'nuckles: OOOOOOOOOH!
>> Flapjack: [ LAUGHS ]
CAPTAIN!
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
OHH. I'M ALL OUT OF CANDY.
>> K'nuckles: YEAH, ME TOO.
>> HERE'S TO HAVIN' CANDY.
>> I'LL DRINK TO THAT.
[ CLINK ]
>> Both: HUH?!
[ GLUG! GLUG! GLUG! GLUG! ]
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
[ BOTH GROWL ]
>> K'nuckles: MUST HAVE BEEN A
GHOST?
>> YEP, THAT'S PROBABLY WHAT IT
WAS.
>> K'nuckles: THAT WAS TOO EASY.
HMM.
>> [ HUMMING ]
UH, PASS ME THAT GLASS, WILL
YOU, CANDY --
[ GASPS DEEPLY ]
WHERE'S YOUR FACE?!
>> K'nuckles: MUST HAVE BEEN A
GHOST.
>> [ GASPS DEEPLY ]
>> K'nuckles: [ LAUGHING ]
>> Flapjack: CAP'N, NOW, THIS
GHOST THING'S A HOOT, BUT
SOMETHING ABOUT IT JUST FEELS
KIND OF WRONG.
>> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK, IT'S NOT
WRONG -- IT'S LYING.
>> Flapjack: AND...SOME OTHER
STUFF, TOO, RIGHT?
>> K'nuckles: NOPE. JUST LYING.
AND IT'S THE GOOD KIND OF LYING,
'CAUSE WE'RE LYING ABOUT GHOSTS,
WHICH AREN'T EVEN REAL, SO
NOBODY'S GETTIN' HURT.
>> Flapjack: YEAH!
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
[ Singsong voice ] HEY, CAP'N?
>> K'nuckles: YEAH?
[ GLUG! GLUG! GLUG! GLUG! ]
>> Flapjack: [ Normal voice ]
MUST HAVE BEEN A GHOST!
[ GIGGLES ]
>> K'nuckles: THIS IS DUMB.
>> WHAT SCARED HIM OFF?
>> Flapjack: I DON'T KNOW.
A...GHOST?
>> YOU KNOW, YOU REALLY
SHOULDN'T JOKE ABOUT THAT STUFF.
GHOSTS ARE REAL, FLAPJACK.
THEY'RE ALL AROUND US.
>> Flapjack: HUBBA-WHA?!
>> HUBBA-YEAH.
I'VE BEEN COMMUNICATING WITH
THEM FOR A WHILE NOW, USING THE
POWER OF THE CANDY CRYSTAL.
>> CRYSTAL.
>> SEE, I JUST SORT OF TRY TO
RELAX AND FEEL WHAT THE GHOSTS
ARE FEELING.
OHH!
I'M FEELING A LITTLE SOMETHING
ALREADY.
>> Flapjack: LIKE WHAT?
>> LIKE...
K'NUCKLES IS A BIG, DUMB JERK!
PRETTY SOON, THOSE GHOSTS ARE
GONNA SNAP AND DO SOMETHING
TERRIBLE TO THAT AWFUL MAN!
MMMMMM!
MMMMMMMMMM!
MMMM!
MM! MM! MM!
MMMM!
[ SIGHS ]
THAT'S IT. THE GHOSTS ARE GONE.
>> Flapjack: WHAT?!
GET 'EM BACK!
>> I'M SORRY, SPORT.
I'M JUST NOT FEELING IT ANYMORE.
>> Flapjack: BUT YOU GOTTA GET
'EM BACK SO CAP'N CAN APOLOGIZE
TO 'EM BEFORE THEY DO SOMETHIN'
TERRIBLE!
>> LOOK, I'M JUST AN AMATEUR AT
THIS, BUT THIS FELLA IS THE REAL
DEAL.
MAYBE HE CAN HELP.
>> K'nuckles: [ SNORING ]
SUGARS...
>> Flapjack: CAP'N?
CAP'N, WAKE UP.
>> K'nuckles: [ GROANS ]
[ FLIES BUZZING ]
>> Flapjack: YOU'RE IN TERRIBLE
DANGER!
THE GHOSTS ARE OUT TO GET YOU!
>> K'nuckles: AH, COME ON.
>> Flapjack: CAP'N K'NUCKLES!
[ RIP! ]
>> K'nuckles: THERE'S NO SUCH
THING AS GHOSTS.
>> Flapjack: UH-HUH!
PEPPERMINT LARRY SHOWED ME.
HE SAID THIS GUY CAN HELP YOU
APOLOGIZE TO 'EM.
>> K'nuckles: FLAP, GHOSTS
ARE...
>> Flapjack: REAL.
>> K'nuckles: NO, THEY'RE NOT!
>> Flapjack: BUT HOW DO YOU
KNOW, CAP'N?
>> K'nuckles: I'LL TELL YA HOW I
KNOW.
IT 'TWAS THE MORNIN' OF ME 8th
BIRTHDAY PARTY.
>> Lil K'nuckles: ARE YOU
COMIN'
TO MY BIRTHDAY PARTY, GRANPAPS?
>> NOTHING CAN STOP YOUR OLD
GRANPAPS FROM BEIN' AT YOUR
BIRTHDAY, K'NUCKLES -- NOTHIN'.
>> Lil K'nuckles: BUT WHAT IF
SOMETHIN' HAPPENS TO YOU?
>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
>> Lil K'nuckles: 'CAUSE YOU'RE
OLD.
>> WHAT?!
>> Lil K'nuckles: YOU'RE OLD.
>> NOTHING'S GONNA HAPPEN TO ME,
AND EVEN IF IT DOES, THEN I'LL
HAVE TO COME TO YOUR PARTY AS A
GHOST.
[ CACKLES ]
>> K'nuckles: WELL, SOMETHIN'
DID HAPPEN TO OLD GRANPAPS, AND
HE DIDN'T MAKE IT TO MY PARTY.
NO ONE SHOWED UP -- LIVING OR
DEAD!
[ POP! ]
SO THAT'S HOW I KNOW THERE'S NO
SUCH THING AS GHOSTS.
HE WOULD HAVE BEEN AT MY PARTY!
>> Flapjack: CAP'N, I JUST DON'T
WANT ANYTHING TO HAPPEN TO YOU!
>> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK, NOTHING
IS GONNA HAPPEN TO ME.
>> Flapjack: BUT...SOMETHING
MIGHT HAPPEN TO YOU.
>> K'nuckles: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
>> Flapjack: 'CAUSE YOU'RE OLD.
>> K'nuckles: I'M FINE!
>> Flapjack: YOU'RE OLD.
>> K'nuckles: I'LL BE FINE, BOY!
NOW, FORGET ABOUT THIS GHOST
JUNK AND LET ME SLEEPS.
[ THUMP! ]
>> Flapjack: GHOSTS DO EXIST,
CAP'N.
And they're gonna get you.
WELL...
THIS IS IT.
[ FLIES BUZZING ]
HELLO?
>> PSST! KID.
YOU'RE HERE FOR THE FISHNET
SALE, RIGHT?
>> Flapjack: UH, NO.
I'M HERE TO...
talk to ghosts.
>> OH.
YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I WAS GONNA
SAY.
UH...
'CAUSE I...
READ YOUR MIND.
>> Flapjack: WHOA!
WOW!
How does it work?
[ CREAK! ]
TALKIN' TO THE GHOSTS.
>> OKAY.
UH, HEY, CRYSTALS...
UH...HELLO?
UH...
SO, THAT'S PRETTY MUCH IT.
DO YOU WANNA BUY THOSE OR WHAT?
>> Flapjack: I DON'T WANT TO BUY
ANYTHING.
I JUST NEED YOU TO CONTACT THOSE
GHOSTS FOR ME SO I CAN APOLOGIZE
FOR K'NUCKLES.
>> K'NERCKLES?
>> Flapjack: K'NUCKLES.
HIS NAME'S K'NUCKLES.
HE'S THE MOST IMPORTANT PERSON
IN THE WHOLE WORLD TO ME.
I'LL GIVE THE GHOSTS ANYTHING.
>> ANYTHING?
>> Flapjack: ANYTHING TO SAVE
K'NUCKLES.
Anything.
>> K'nuckles: BUBBIE, MY MAPLE
SYRUP IS GONE!
>> Bubbie: NEVER MIND THAT,
K'NUCKLES.
THERE'S SOMETHIN' WRONG WITH MY
LITTLE MARSHMALLOW.
>> K'nuckles: HUH?!
FLAPJACK!
[ CREAK! SLAM! ]
WHAT'S GOT INTO HIM?
>> Bubbie: I DON'T KNOW!
MUST HAVE BEEN A GHOST!
>> K'nuckles: MUST HAVE BEEN
THAT GUY.
YEP, THAT'S HIM.
STOP FILLING FLAP'S HEAD FULL OF
LIES ABOUT GHOSTS!
>> YOU MUST BE K'NERCKLES.
>> K'nuckles: PLEASE DON'T CALL
ME THAT.
NOW GIVE BACK OUR STUFF.
>> I DON'T HAVE YOUR STUFF,
CREATURE MAN.
>> K'nuckles: YOU DON'T?
>> NO.
SEE, THAT KID WAS HERE.
K'NERCKLES?
>> Flapjack: K'NUCKLES.
>> K'NUPPLES?
>> Flapjack: K'NUCKLES!
>> K'NAPPLES?
>> Flapjack: K'NUCKLES!
>> SO, I ASKED HIM TO LEAVE.
>> Flapjack: AAH!
[ SOBBING ]
PLEASE, GHOSTS, IF YOU CAN HEAR
ME, I'LL DO ANYTHING.
PLEASE DON'T HURT K'NUCKLES!
>> [ MOANING ]
[ MOANING CONTINUES ]
>> K'nuckles: THAT STORY'S NUTS!
THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS GHOSTS.
>> MAYBE. MAYBE NOT.
BUT I SURE SAW SOMETHIN'.
SOMETHIN' MYSTERIOUS.
OHH!
>> Bubbie: WELL, YOU'RE HOME
NOW, BABY, AND THAT'S ALL BUBBIE
CARES ABOUT.
>> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK!
>> Flapjack: HI, CAP'N.
I WAS JUST TELLING BUBBIE ABOUT
THE GHOSTS.
>> K'nuckles: GHOSTS AREN'T
REAL!
>> Flapjack: [ Chuckling ] OH,
THEY'RE REAL.
And they're watching you.
>> K'nuckles: MY GRANPAPS
PROMISED HE'D COME TO MY
BIRTHDAY PARTY.
[ Voice breaking ] HE -- HE
PROMISED ME!
[ BOTH LAUGHING ]
>> K'nuckles: HUH?!
>> Flapjack: CAPTAIN, THE GHOST
I'VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT IS YOUR
GRANPAPS!
>> K'nuckles: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
>> Flapjack: RIGHT THROUGH HERE,
CAP'N.
[ DOOR OPENS, CLOSES ]
>> K'nuckles: AAH!
WHAT WAS THAT?
>> [ Grumbling ] KNUCKLES.
>> K'nuckles: GRANPAPS?
>> OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
[ WIND HOWLING ]
>> All: SURPRISE!
>> SURPRISE!
>> K'nuckles: GRANPAPS!
SO GHOSTS ARE REAL.
>> Flapjack: I TOLD YA, CAPTAIN.
>> I'M NOT A GHOST, YOU IDIOTS.
I'M OLD.
>> K'nuckles: WELL, IF YOU'RE
NOT A GHOST, WHY DIDN'T YOU COME
TO MY BIRTHDAY PARTY?
YOU PROMISED YOU'D BE THERE,
EVEN IF YOU WERE A GHOST!
I WAITED HERE ALL DAY, AND YOU
NEVER CAME!
[ SOBBING ]
>> THE PARTY WAS AT MY HOUSE, YA
DUMMY.
IT WAS JUST LAST WEEK.
>> K'nuckles: [ High-pitched ]
ARE YOU COMIN' TO MY BIRTHDAY
PARTY, GRANPAPS?
>> I WOULDN'T MISS IT FOR THE
WORLD, KNUCKLES.
>> K'nuckles: YAY!
[ Normal voice ] OH, YEAH.
>> BUT YOU NEVER SHOWED UP.
THEN THIS LITTLE FELLA HERE
LOANED US SOME STUFF SO WE COULD
THROW YOU ANOTHER PARTY.
>> K'nuckles: [ GASPS ]
YAY!
>> LET'S CUT THE CAKE.
>> [ LIPS SMACKING, CHOMPING ]
>> All: HUH?!
>> MMM.
MUST HAVE BEEN A GHOST.
[ GASPS ]
[ EERIE MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> SO, THERE I AM.
I HAVE NO SHIP LEFT, AND IT WAS
LIKE A 10-MILE SWIM TO SHORE,
WHEN I HEARD THIS NOISE BEHIND
ME, AND I GOT A 14-FOOT
SHARKTAPUS SNAPPIN' AT MY LEGS.
[ CROWD GASPS ]
>> CAP'N JOHNNY.
>> THOSE THINGS ARE FAST.
>> Flapjack: THAT CAP'N JOHNNY
SURE TELLS SOME GOOD STORIES.
>> K'nuckles: PBHT!
I FEEL SORRY FOR GUYS WHO TELL
STORIES LIKE THAT.
THAT POOR SLOB ACTUALLY HAD TO
DO ALL THAT STUFF.
LYING'S EASIER.
>> AND SO, AFTER YEARS OF
TURNIN' MY HEAD, I FINALLY FOUND
PERIPHERAL VISION ISLAND.
>> WOW!
>> THAT'S AN AMAZING STORY!
>> K'nuckles: I FOUND IT FIRST!
>> OH, YEAH?!
>> K'nuckles: SURE. IT'S EASY.
I FIND IT ALL THE TIME.
[ CROWD GASPS, MUTTERING ]
>> EVER BEEN TO NEVER-BEEN-TO
ISLAND?
>> K'nuckles: BEEN THERE!
>> INVISIBLE ISLAND?
>> K'nuckles: I'M TIRED OF
LOOKIN' AT THAT PLACE.
>> HOW 'BOUT ONCE ISLAND?
>> K'nuckles: TWICE.
EVEN THE BOY'S BEEN THERE THREE
TIMES.
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
[ THUMPING ]
>> Flapjack: [ GASPS ]
>> HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO...
CANDIED ISLAND?
>> Flapjack: [ GASPS ]
[ ALL GASP ]
>> K'nuckles: UH...
SURE.
>> REALLY?!
DOES IT REALLY HAVE STREAMS OF
SODA POP?
>> K'nuckles: YEAH, BUT IT'S NO
BIG DEAL, REALLY.
>> I WAS BEGINNIN' TO THINK IT
DOESN'T EXIST, BUT YOU ACTUALLY
HAVE BEEN THERE!
YOU CAN SHOW ME WHERE IT IS,
RIGHT?
>> K'nuckles: UH, YEAH,
LISTEN --
>> AND WE'LL SPLIT THE CANDY
WHEN WE GET THERE.
>> K'nuckles: DEAL.
>> Flapjack: CAP'N, YOU DON'T
KNOW WH--
>> K'nuckles: IT'S OKAY, FLAP.
I HAVE A PLAN.
>> Flapjack: BUT, CAP'N, WHAT'S
GONNA HAPPEN WHEN HE FINDS OUT
YOU DON'T REALLY KNOW WHERE
CANDIED ISLAND IS?
>> K'nuckles: I'LL BEAT HIM UP.
HE'S JUST ONE GUY, FLAP.
>> I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET...
THE OTHER GUYS.
[ ALL SNARLING, GROWLING ]
>> [ BARKS ]
>> [ HISSES ]
>> YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO
DISAPPOINT 'EM.
NOW, ARE YOU POSITIVE YOU KNOW
WHERE CANDIED ISLAND IS?
>> K'nuckles: YEAH, SURE.
>> Flapjack: CAP'N!
>> K'nuckles: Trust me, boy.
>> YOU HEARD HIM, BOYS.
[ ALL CHEERING ]
>> [ FARTS ] OH.
>> UGH. COME ON, MAN.
>> HEYA, CAP'N!
>> K'nuckles: MM.
>> HOW YA DOIN', CAP'N?
>> K'nuckles: THEY LOVE ME,
FLAP.
SEE WHERE LYIN' GETS YA?
AW, QUIT WORRYIN'.
EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE FINE.
I HAVE A PLAN.
>> Flapjack: OH, YEAH.
>> K'nuckles: OKAY, OKAY.
NOW, WHY DON'T YOU GO BELOW AND
FIND A SAFE PLACE FOR MY SYRUP?
>> Flapjack: OF COURSE.
THERE YOU GO, LITTLE BOTTLE OF
MAPLE SYRUP.
YOU'LL BE SAFE HERE.
>> BUT WHAT IF HE'S LYING TO US
ABOUT CANDIED ISLAND?
>> Flapjack: HUH?
>> I TOLD YOU, HERMAN -- WE'LL
TAKE CARE OF HIM, LIKE THE LAST
GUY.
>> AND JUST HOW DID WE TAKE CARE
OF HIM?
BECAUSE...
I FORGOT.
>> WE'LL FEED HIM TO THE SHARK!
>> AND THEN WHAT HAPPENS?
I MEAN, AFTER WE FEED HIM TO THE
SHARK.
>> HE DIES.
>> AND WHAT ABOUT THE BOY?
>> THE BOY WILL BE A GOOD
DESSERT.
SHARKS LOVE DESSERT.
>> Flapjack: I GOTTA TELL
K'NUCKLES BEFORE WE SAIL.
>> ♪ WE'RE SAILING ♪
>> ♪ WE'RE SAILING ♪
>> Flapjack: CAP'N, YOU GOTTA
TURN BACK THE SHIP!
>> K'nuckles: FLAP, GET OFF!
>> LISTEN HERE -- WHEN DO WE GET
TO CANDIED ISLAND?
>> Flapjack: PLEASE, CAP'N,
LISTEN!
>> K'nuckles: NO, YOU LISTEN.
I'M CAPTAIN NOW, SO AS YOUR
CAPTAIN, I ORDER YOU TO...
GET ME SOME CANDY!
>> Flapjack: NO, CAP'N! LISTEN!
>> K'nuckles: I'M GETTIN' US
SOME CANDY.
>> HERE YOU ARE, CAPTAIN.
>> K'nuckles: SEE, FLAP?
WORKS LIKE A CHARM.
>> Flapjack: [ Sobbing ] BUT THE
SHARK!
>> K'nuckles: Stop!
You're messin' up the plan.
>> Flapjack: What is the plan?
>> K'nuckles: Once we reach
Candied Island, we'll ditch
these losers and cut their
anchor, sending them drifting
off to sea, and then we'll have
all the candy to ourselves.
>> Flapjack: But you don't know
how to get to Candied Island.
>> K'nuckles: No, we'll ditch
them once we get to
Candied Island.
>> Flapjack: But, Cap'n, you
have no idea how to get there!
>> K'nuckles: Look, you're
complicating things.
It's simple.
Number one -- we get to
Candied Island.
Uh, number two -- we ditch them!
That's the plan.
>> HEY, CAPTAIN, IS THIS BOY
ANNOYING YOU?
MAYBE GETTIN' IN THE WAY OF
TAKIN' US TO CANDIED ISLAND?
>> Flapjack: ANNOYING?
I'M NOT ANNOYING ANYONE.
>> K'nuckles: WELL, NO MORE THAN
USUAL.
>> SEE THAT THE ANNOYING LITTLE
ONE DON'T BOTHER THE CAPTAIN.
>> AYE, AYE, SIR.
>> Flapjack: [ GRUNTS ]
>> K'nuckles: FLAP?!
I COMMAND YOU TO TELL ME WHERE
YOU'RE TAKING HIM!
>> TO THE SHARK TANK.
>> K'nuckles: OH, GREAT.
FLAP LOVES THOSE THINGS.
UH, WHAT'S FOR LUNCH?
[ BELL RINGS ]
>> SORRY. FULL HOUSE.
LOCK HIM IN THE BATHROOM, AND
I'LL GET TO HIM TOMORROW.
>> Flapjack: AAH!
IF I DON'T HELP K'NUCKLES, HE'S
SHARK FOOD!
I GOTTA GET SOME HELP.
[ TOILET FLUSHES ]
[ CREAKING ]
[ CLANKING ]
OHH! AAH! OW!
[ PANTING ]
[ Muffled ] HELP!
>> K'nuckles: YOU -- GET
SWABBING!
>> SWAB, SWAB.
>> K'nuckles: THAT GOES FOR ALL
OF YOU!
SWAB!
[ ALL MUTTERING ]
>> HEY.
DIDN'T WE ALREADY PASS THAT
GIANT ROCK?
THE SHIP LOG SAYS WE'VE BEEN
GOIN' AROUND IN CIRCLES FOR
DAYS.
>> K'nuckles: GET SWABBING!
>> YOU NEVER DID TELL US HOW YOU
FOUND CANDIED ISLAND IN THE
FIRST PLACE.
>> K'nuckles: UH...
SWABBING.
LOTS OF SWABBING.
>> HE'S LYIN', BOYS.
AND YOU KNOW WHAT WE DO TO
LIARS.
>> YEAH, WE DO.
>> UH, NO. I FORGOT AGAIN.
>> WE FEED 'EM TO THE SHARK.
[ ALL CHEER ]
>> K'nuckles: THIS IS MUTINY!
I'M BEIN' MUTINIED!
>> GOT ONE MORE FOR YA, HAL.
>> K'nuckles: WHERE'S FLAPJACK?!
>> Flapjack: HEY, GUYS.
WILL YOU HELP ME SAVE K'NUCKLES?
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> [ Laughing ] HE WANTS US...
TO HELP K'NUCKLES.
>> Flapjack: WOULD YOU HELP ME
SAVE K'NUCKLES?
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> COME ON, GUYS.
>> Flapjack: OH, FIDDLESTICKS!
NO ONE CAN SAVE K'NUCKLES FROM
CAP'N JOHNNY!
>> YOU KNOW WHERE CAP'N JOHNNY
BE?
>> Flapjack: YES, AND HE'S GOT
MY CAP'N K'NUCKLES IN TROUBLE.
CAN YOU HELP, MYSTERIOUS
STRANGER?
>> WE'LL SAVE YOUR CAP'N FRIEND
IF YOU CAN TAKE US TO THAT
LOW-DOWN, BILGE-LICKIN' JOHNNY!
>> Flapjack: WELL, I'LL TAKE
YOU, BUT YOU GOTTA PROMISE
YOU'LL SAVE MY CAP'N.
PINKIE PROMISE.
>> SORRY, KID.
>> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
>> Flapjack: EW!
>> K'nuckles: DON'T I GET ANY
LAST WORDS?
[ SPLASH ]
[ MUFFLED SHOUTING ]
[ SQUEAK! ]
[ Thinking ] THERE'S SOMETHIN'
FISHY GOIN' ON HERE.
YOU GUYS AREN'T BLOODTHIRSTY
PIRATES, ARE YOU?
>> UH...
HERE'S THE THING.
WE WERE HIRED TO TAKE SOMEONE TO
CANDIED ISLAND, TOO.
THE PLAN WAS TO CUT THEIR ANCHOR
AND DUMP THEM ONCE WE GOT THERE.
>> K'nuckles: BUT YOU DON'T KNOW
WHERE CANDIED ISLAND IS.
>> THAT'S WHY WE HIRED YOU.
BUT YOU LIED, TOO.
>> K'nuckles: I'M CONFUSED.
>> WE'RE LIARS. WE'RE ALL LIARS.
AND THE ONLY WAY OUT IS...
WELL, THERE IS NO WAY OUT.
>> K'nuckles: I'M CONFUSED.
>> WE'RE LOST AT SEA.
WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE.
[ ALL GROANING ]
>> HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK?
IF WE TEAM UP AND WORK TOGETHER,
MAYBE WE COULD FIND
CANDIED ISLAND!
WHAT DO YOU SAY, FELL--
[ GRUNTS ]
AAH!
[ SPLASH ]
>> ACTUALLY, MAYBE THAT GUY WAS
RIGHT.
WHO SAYS WE CAN'T TEAM UP AND
FIND CANDIED ISLAND?
>> I DO.
[ SPLASH ]
AAH! AAAH!
>> YOU WITH US, KNUCKLES?
>> K'nuckles: YEAH, I'M WITH
YOU.
[ Thinking ] AND WHEN WE GET
THERE, I'LL CUT THEIR ANCHORS...
>> [ Thinking ] ...AND TAKE ALL
THE CANDY FOR MYSELF.
>> All: TO CANDIED ISLAND! YAY!
>> K'nuckles: OOH.
IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
I'M GONNA SWIM IN THE LEMONADE
LAKE!
>> I'M GONNA SWIM IN THE
LEMONADE LAKE!
>> All: ENOUGH CANDY FOR
EVERYBODY!
>> OHH.
>> K'nuckles: I WISH FLAP WERE
HERE TO SEE THIS.
[ THUD ]
[ CREAK! ]
>> Flapjack: HEY, CAP'N!
>> All: WHA?!
>> K'nuckles: ANOTHER FAKE?!
>> Flapjack: HEY, CAP'N.
SORRY WE HAD TO TRICK YA.
BUT THESE MYSTERIOUS STRANGERS
ARE HERE TO SAVE YOU!
>> K'nuckles: MYSTERIOUS
STRANGERS?
>> THERE'S THOSE LIARS.
GET 'EM, BOYS!
>> Flapjack: WAIT!
W-WHAT ABOUT OUR --
>> WE LIED, OKAY?
>> Flapjack: YOU LIED?
>> WAIT!
WE HIRED THESE LIARS TO TAKE US
TO CANDIED ISLAND, TOO!
>> LIARS!
WE HIRED THESE LIARS TO TAKE US
TO CA--
>> LIARS!
>> NO, YOU'RE LIARS!
>> NO, YOU ARE!
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
>> ♪ CANDIED ISLAND ♪
>> K'nuckles: IT'S
CANDIED ISLAND!
[ ALL GROWLING ]
>> Flapjack: OH, CAP'N.
>> K'nuckles: WHAT?
NO, IT REALLY IS CANDIED ISLAND!
LOOK! IT'S RIGHT THERE!
>> All: LIAR!
[ WHISTLE! ]
>> K'nuckles: I'M NOT LYING!
I SAW CANDIED ISLAND! FOR REAL!
>> I BELIEVE IN YOU, K'NUCKLES.
HEY, FLAPJACK.
COME WITH ME!
WE'LL GO AND SEE A PLACE CALLED
CANDIED ISLAND!
>> Bubbie: ♪ WHO NEEDS
CANDIED ISLAND? ♪
♪ IT'S SAFER AT THE DOCKS ♪
>> K'nuckles: ♪ BUT THERE AIN'T
NO STREAMS OF SODIE POP
TO GO DRIPPIN' DOWN THE ROCKS ♪
>> Bubbie: ♪ IT'S DANGEROUS AND
RISKY ♪
>> K'nuckles: ♪ BUT ADVENTUROUS
AND FREE ♪
>> Flapjack: ♪ ADVENTURE,
THAT'S THE LIFE FOR ME ♪
>> K'nuckles: ♪ THERE'S LOLLIPOP
TREES AND A LEMONADE SEA! ♪
>> Bubbie: DOESN'T SOUND VERY
GOOD TO ME.
>> ♪ THE MISADVENTURES OF... ♪
>> Flapjack: ♪ FLAPJACK ♪
[ SPLASH ]
>> Flapjack: CAP'N!
CAP'N, LET'S GO TO THE
CANDY BARREL.
>> K'nuckles: [ GROANING ]
OKAY. JUST GIVE ME A SECOND.
[ CLATTER ]
[ CLATTER CONTINUES ]
OKAY, LET'S GO.
>> Bubbie: HOLD ON!
YOU'RE NOT GOIN' ANYWHERE UNTIL
YOU CLEAN MY MOUTH.
>> K'nuckles: WHAT?!
THAT?!
THAT WASN'T ME.
>> Bubbie: OH, WELL, WHO WAS IT,
THEN?
>> K'nuckles: I DON'T KNOW.
[ CHUCKLES ]
IT MUST HAVE BEEN A GHOST.
>> Bubbie: A GHOST?
>> Flapjack: A...GHOST?
>> K'nuckles: OOOOOOOOOH!
>> Flapjack: [ LAUGHS ]
CAPTAIN!
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
OHH. I'M ALL OUT OF CANDY.
>> K'nuckles: YEAH, ME TOO.
>> HERE'S TO HAVIN' CANDY.
>> I'LL DRINK TO THAT.
[ CLINK ]
>> Both: HUH?!
[ GLUG! GLUG! GLUG! GLUG! ]
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
[ BOTH GROWL ]
>> K'nuckles: MUST HAVE BEEN A
GHOST?
>> YEP, THAT'S PROBABLY WHAT IT
WAS.
>> K'nuckles: THAT WAS TOO EASY.
HMM.
>> [ HUMMING ]
UH, PASS ME THAT GLASS, WILL
YOU, CANDY --
[ GASPS DEEPLY ]
WHERE'S YOUR FACE?!
>> K'nuckles: MUST HAVE BEEN A
GHOST.
>> [ GASPS DEEPLY ]
>> K'nuckles: [ LAUGHING ]
>> Flapjack: CAP'N, NOW, THIS
GHOST THING'S A HOOT, BUT
SOMETHING ABOUT IT JUST FEELS
KIND OF WRONG.
>> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK, IT'S NOT
WRONG -- IT'S LYING.
>> Flapjack: AND...SOME OTHER
STUFF, TOO, RIGHT?
>> K'nuckles: NOPE. JUST LYING.
AND IT'S THE GOOD KIND OF LYING,
'CAUSE WE'RE LYING ABOUT GHOSTS,
WHICH AREN'T EVEN REAL, SO
NOBODY'S GETTIN' HURT.
>> Flapjack: YEAH!
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
[ Singsong voice ] HEY, CAP'N?
>> K'nuckles: YEAH?
[ GLUG! GLUG! GLUG! GLUG! ]
>> Flapjack: [ Normal voice ]
MUST HAVE BEEN A GHOST!
[ GIGGLES ]
>> K'nuckles: THIS IS DUMB.
>> WHAT SCARED HIM OFF?
>> Flapjack: I DON'T KNOW.
A...GHOST?
>> YOU KNOW, YOU REALLY
SHOULDN'T JOKE ABOUT THAT STUFF.
GHOSTS ARE REAL, FLAPJACK.
THEY'RE ALL AROUND US.
>> Flapjack: HUBBA-WHA?!
>> HUBBA-YEAH.
I'VE BEEN COMMUNICATING WITH
THEM FOR A WHILE NOW, USING THE
POWER OF THE CANDY CRYSTAL.
>> CRYSTAL.
>> SEE, I JUST SORT OF TRY TO
RELAX AND FEEL WHAT THE GHOSTS
ARE FEELING.
OHH!
I'M FEELING A LITTLE SOMETHING
ALREADY.
>> Flapjack: LIKE WHAT?
>> LIKE...
K'NUCKLES IS A BIG, DUMB JERK!
PRETTY SOON, THOSE GHOSTS ARE
GONNA SNAP AND DO SOMETHING
TERRIBLE TO THAT AWFUL MAN!
MMMMMM!
MMMMMMMMMM!
MMMM!
MM! MM! MM!
MMMM!
[ SIGHS ]
THAT'S IT. THE GHOSTS ARE GONE.
>> Flapjack: WHAT?!
GET 'EM BACK!
>> I'M SORRY, SPORT.
I'M JUST NOT FEELING IT ANYMORE.
>> Flapjack: BUT YOU GOTTA GET
'EM BACK SO CAP'N CAN APOLOGIZE
TO 'EM BEFORE THEY DO SOMETHIN'
TERRIBLE!
>> LOOK, I'M JUST AN AMATEUR AT
THIS, BUT THIS FELLA IS THE REAL
DEAL.
MAYBE HE CAN HELP.
>> K'nuckles: [ SNORING ]
SUGARS...
>> Flapjack: CAP'N?
CAP'N, WAKE UP.
>> K'nuckles: [ GROANS ]
[ FLIES BUZZING ]
>> Flapjack: YOU'RE IN TERRIBLE
DANGER!
THE GHOSTS ARE OUT TO GET YOU!
>> K'nuckles: AH, COME ON.
>> Flapjack: CAP'N K'NUCKLES!
[ RIP! ]
>> K'nuckles: THERE'S NO SUCH
THING AS GHOSTS.
>> Flapjack: UH-HUH!
PEPPERMINT LARRY SHOWED ME.
HE SAID THIS GUY CAN HELP YOU
APOLOGIZE TO 'EM.
>> K'nuckles: FLAP, GHOSTS
ARE...
>> Flapjack: REAL.
>> K'nuckles: NO, THEY'RE NOT!
>> Flapjack: BUT HOW DO YOU
KNOW, CAP'N?
>> K'nuckles: I'LL TELL YA HOW I
KNOW.
IT 'TWAS THE MORNIN' OF ME 8th
BIRTHDAY PARTY.
>> Lil K'nuckles: ARE YOU
COMIN'
TO MY BIRTHDAY PARTY, GRANPAPS?
>> NOTHING CAN STOP YOUR OLD
GRANPAPS FROM BEIN' AT YOUR
BIRTHDAY, K'NUCKLES -- NOTHIN'.
>> Lil K'nuckles: BUT WHAT IF
SOMETHIN' HAPPENS TO YOU?
>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
>> Lil K'nuckles: 'CAUSE YOU'RE
OLD.
>> WHAT?!
>> Lil K'nuckles: YOU'RE OLD.
>> NOTHING'S GONNA HAPPEN TO ME,
AND EVEN IF IT DOES, THEN I'LL
HAVE TO COME TO YOUR PARTY AS A
GHOST.
[ CACKLES ]
>> K'nuckles: WELL, SOMETHIN'
DID HAPPEN TO OLD GRANPAPS, AND
HE DIDN'T MAKE IT TO MY PARTY.
NO ONE SHOWED UP -- LIVING OR
DEAD!
[ POP! ]
SO THAT'S HOW I KNOW THERE'S NO
SUCH THING AS GHOSTS.
HE WOULD HAVE BEEN AT MY PARTY!
>> Flapjack: CAP'N, I JUST DON'T
WANT ANYTHING TO HAPPEN TO YOU!
>> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK, NOTHING
IS GONNA HAPPEN TO ME.
>> Flapjack: BUT...SOMETHING
MIGHT HAPPEN TO YOU.
>> K'nuckles: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
>> Flapjack: 'CAUSE YOU'RE OLD.
>> K'nuckles: I'M FINE!
>> Flapjack: YOU'RE OLD.
>> K'nuckles: I'LL BE FINE, BOY!
NOW, FORGET ABOUT THIS GHOST
JUNK AND LET ME SLEEPS.
[ THUMP! ]
>> Flapjack: GHOSTS DO EXIST,
CAP'N.
And they're gonna get you.
WELL...
THIS IS IT.
[ FLIES BUZZING ]
HELLO?
>> PSST! KID.
YOU'RE HERE FOR THE FISHNET
SALE, RIGHT?
>> Flapjack: UH, NO.
I'M HERE TO...
talk to ghosts.
>> OH.
YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I WAS GONNA
SAY.
UH...
'CAUSE I...
READ YOUR MIND.
>> Flapjack: WHOA!
WOW!
How does it work?
[ CREAK! ]
TALKIN' TO THE GHOSTS.
>> OKAY.
UH, HEY, CRYSTALS...
UH...HELLO?
UH...
SO, THAT'S PRETTY MUCH IT.
DO YOU WANNA BUY THOSE OR WHAT?
>> Flapjack: I DON'T WANT TO BUY
ANYTHING.
I JUST NEED YOU TO CONTACT THOSE
GHOSTS FOR ME SO I CAN APOLOGIZE
FOR K'NUCKLES.
>> K'NERCKLES?
>> Flapjack: K'NUCKLES.
HIS NAME'S K'NUCKLES.
HE'S THE MOST IMPORTANT PERSON
IN THE WHOLE WORLD TO ME.
I'LL GIVE THE GHOSTS ANYTHING.
>> ANYTHING?
>> Flapjack: ANYTHING TO SAVE
K'NUCKLES.
Anything.
>> K'nuckles: BUBBIE, MY MAPLE
SYRUP IS GONE!
>> Bubbie: NEVER MIND THAT,
K'NUCKLES.
THERE'S SOMETHIN' WRONG WITH MY
LITTLE MARSHMALLOW.
>> K'nuckles: HUH?!
FLAPJACK!
[ CREAK! SLAM! ]
WHAT'S GOT INTO HIM?
>> Bubbie: I DON'T KNOW!
MUST HAVE BEEN A GHOST!
>> K'nuckles: MUST HAVE BEEN
THAT GUY.
YEP, THAT'S HIM.
STOP FILLING FLAP'S HEAD FULL OF
LIES ABOUT GHOSTS!
>> YOU MUST BE K'NERCKLES.
>> K'nuckles: PLEASE DON'T CALL
ME THAT.
NOW GIVE BACK OUR STUFF.
>> I DON'T HAVE YOUR STUFF,
CREATURE MAN.
>> K'nuckles: YOU DON'T?
>> NO.
SEE, THAT KID WAS HERE.
K'NERCKLES?
>> Flapjack: K'NUCKLES.
>> K'NUPPLES?
>> Flapjack: K'NUCKLES!
>> K'NAPPLES?
>> Flapjack: K'NUCKLES!
>> SO, I ASKED HIM TO LEAVE.
>> Flapjack: AAH!
[ SOBBING ]
PLEASE, GHOSTS, IF YOU CAN HEAR
ME, I'LL DO ANYTHING.
PLEASE DON'T HURT K'NUCKLES!
>> [ MOANING ]
[ MOANING CONTINUES ]
>> K'nuckles: THAT STORY'S NUTS!
THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS GHOSTS.
>> MAYBE. MAYBE NOT.
BUT I SURE SAW SOMETHIN'.
SOMETHIN' MYSTERIOUS.
OHH!
>> Bubbie: WELL, YOU'RE HOME
NOW, BABY, AND THAT'S ALL BUBBIE
CARES ABOUT.
>> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK!
>> Flapjack: HI, CAP'N.
I WAS JUST TELLING BUBBIE ABOUT
THE GHOSTS.
>> K'nuckles: GHOSTS AREN'T
REAL!
>> Flapjack: [ Chuckling ] OH,
THEY'RE REAL.
And they're watching you.
>> K'nuckles: MY GRANPAPS
PROMISED HE'D COME TO MY
BIRTHDAY PARTY.
[ Voice breaking ] HE -- HE
PROMISED ME!
[ BOTH LAUGHING ]
>> K'nuckles: HUH?!
>> Flapjack: CAPTAIN, THE GHOST
I'VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT IS YOUR
GRANPAPS!
>> K'nuckles: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
>> Flapjack: RIGHT THROUGH HERE,
CAP'N.
[ DOOR OPENS, CLOSES ]
>> K'nuckles: AAH!
WHAT WAS THAT?
>> [ Grumbling ] KNUCKLES.
>> K'nuckles: GRANPAPS?
>> OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
[ WIND HOWLING ]
>> All: SURPRISE!
>> SURPRISE!
>> K'nuckles: GRANPAPS!
SO GHOSTS ARE REAL.
>> Flapjack: I TOLD YA, CAPTAIN.
>> I'M NOT A GHOST, YOU IDIOTS.
I'M OLD.
>> K'nuckles: WELL, IF YOU'RE
NOT A GHOST, WHY DIDN'T YOU COME
TO MY BIRTHDAY PARTY?
YOU PROMISED YOU'D BE THERE,
EVEN IF YOU WERE A GHOST!
I WAITED HERE ALL DAY, AND YOU
NEVER CAME!
[ SOBBING ]
>> THE PARTY WAS AT MY HOUSE, YA
DUMMY.
IT WAS JUST LAST WEEK.
>> K'nuckles: [ High-pitched ]
ARE YOU COMIN' TO MY BIRTHDAY
PARTY, GRANPAPS?
>> I WOULDN'T MISS IT FOR THE
WORLD, KNUCKLES.
>> K'nuckles: YAY!
[ Normal voice ] OH, YEAH.
>> BUT YOU NEVER SHOWED UP.
THEN THIS LITTLE FELLA HERE
LOANED US SOME STUFF SO WE COULD
THROW YOU ANOTHER PARTY.
>> K'nuckles: [ GASPS ]
YAY!
>> LET'S CUT THE CAKE.
>> [ LIPS SMACKING, CHOMPING ]
>> All: HUH?!
>> MMM.
MUST HAVE BEEN A GHOST.
[ GASPS ]
[ EERIE MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> SO, THERE I AM.
I HAVE NO SHIP LEFT, AND IT WAS
LIKE A 10-MILE SWIM TO SHORE,
WHEN I HEARD THIS NOISE BEHIND
ME, AND I GOT A 14-FOOT
SHARKTAPUS SNAPPIN' AT MY LEGS.
[ CROWD GASPS ]
>> CAP'N JOHNNY.
>> THOSE THINGS ARE FAST.
>> Flapjack: THAT CAP'N JOHNNY
SURE TELLS SOME GOOD STORIES.
>> K'nuckles: PBHT!
I FEEL SORRY FOR GUYS WHO TELL
STORIES LIKE THAT.
THAT POOR SLOB ACTUALLY HAD TO
DO ALL THAT STUFF.
LYING'S EASIER.
>> AND SO, AFTER YEARS OF
TURNIN' MY HEAD, I FINALLY FOUND
PERIPHERAL VISION ISLAND.
>> WOW!
>> THAT'S AN AMAZING STORY!
>> K'nuckles: I FOUND IT FIRST!
>> OH, YEAH?!
>> K'nuckles: SURE. IT'S EASY.
I FIND IT ALL THE TIME.
[ CROWD GASPS, MUTTERING ]
>> EVER BEEN TO NEVER-BEEN-TO
ISLAND?
>> K'nuckles: BEEN THERE!
>> INVISIBLE ISLAND?
>> K'nuckles: I'M TIRED OF
LOOKIN' AT THAT PLACE.
>> HOW 'BOUT ONCE ISLAND?
>> K'nuckles: TWICE.
EVEN THE BOY'S BEEN THERE THREE
TIMES.
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
[ THUMPING ]
>> Flapjack: [ GASPS ]
>> HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO...
CANDIED ISLAND?
>> Flapjack: [ GASPS ]
[ ALL GASP ]
>> K'nuckles: UH...
SURE.
>> REALLY?!
DOES IT REALLY HAVE STREAMS OF
SODA POP?
>> K'nuckles: YEAH, BUT IT'S NO
BIG DEAL, REALLY.
>> I WAS BEGINNIN' TO THINK IT
DOESN'T EXIST, BUT YOU ACTUALLY
HAVE BEEN THERE!
YOU CAN SHOW ME WHERE IT IS,
RIGHT?
>> K'nuckles: UH, YEAH,
LISTEN --
>> AND WE'LL SPLIT THE CANDY
WHEN WE GET THERE.
>> K'nuckles: DEAL.
>> Flapjack: CAP'N, YOU DON'T
KNOW WH--
>> K'nuckles: IT'S OKAY, FLAP.
I HAVE A PLAN.
>> Flapjack: BUT, CAP'N, WHAT'S
GONNA HAPPEN WHEN HE FINDS OUT
YOU DON'T REALLY KNOW WHERE
CANDIED ISLAND IS?
>> K'nuckles: I'LL BEAT HIM UP.
HE'S JUST ONE GUY, FLAP.
>> I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET...
THE OTHER GUYS.
[ ALL SNARLING, GROWLING ]
>> [ BARKS ]
>> [ HISSES ]
>> YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO
DISAPPOINT 'EM.
NOW, ARE YOU POSITIVE YOU KNOW
WHERE CANDIED ISLAND IS?
>> K'nuckles: YEAH, SURE.
>> Flapjack: CAP'N!
>> K'nuckles: Trust me, boy.
>> YOU HEARD HIM, BOYS.
[ ALL CHEERING ]
>> [ FARTS ] OH.
>> UGH. COME ON, MAN.
>> HEYA, CAP'N!
>> K'nuckles: MM.
>> HOW YA DOIN', CAP'N?
>> K'nuckles: THEY LOVE ME,
FLAP.
SEE WHERE LYIN' GETS YA?
AW, QUIT WORRYIN'.
EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE FINE.
I HAVE A PLAN.
>> Flapjack: OH, YEAH.
>> K'nuckles: OKAY, OKAY.
NOW, WHY DON'T YOU GO BELOW AND
FIND A SAFE PLACE FOR MY SYRUP?
>> Flapjack: OF COURSE.
THERE YOU GO, LITTLE BOTTLE OF
MAPLE SYRUP.
YOU'LL BE SAFE HERE.
>> BUT WHAT IF HE'S LYING TO US
ABOUT CANDIED ISLAND?
>> Flapjack: HUH?
>> I TOLD YOU, HERMAN -- WE'LL
TAKE CARE OF HIM, LIKE THE LAST
GUY.
>> AND JUST HOW DID WE TAKE CARE
OF HIM?
BECAUSE...
I FORGOT.
>> WE'LL FEED HIM TO THE SHARK!
>> AND THEN WHAT HAPPENS?
I MEAN, AFTER WE FEED HIM TO THE
SHARK.
>> HE DIES.
>> AND WHAT ABOUT THE BOY?
>> THE BOY WILL BE A GOOD
DESSERT.
SHARKS LOVE DESSERT.
>> Flapjack: I GOTTA TELL
K'NUCKLES BEFORE WE SAIL.
>> ♪ WE'RE SAILING ♪
>> ♪ WE'RE SAILING ♪
>> Flapjack: CAP'N, YOU GOTTA
TURN BACK THE SHIP!
>> K'nuckles: FLAP, GET OFF!
>> LISTEN HERE -- WHEN DO WE GET
TO CANDIED ISLAND?
>> Flapjack: PLEASE, CAP'N,
LISTEN!
>> K'nuckles: NO, YOU LISTEN.
I'M CAPTAIN NOW, SO AS YOUR
CAPTAIN, I ORDER YOU TO...
GET ME SOME CANDY!
>> Flapjack: NO, CAP'N! LISTEN!
>> K'nuckles: I'M GETTIN' US
SOME CANDY.
>> HERE YOU ARE, CAPTAIN.
>> K'nuckles: SEE, FLAP?
WORKS LIKE A CHARM.
>> Flapjack: [ Sobbing ] BUT THE
SHARK!
>> K'nuckles: Stop!
You're messin' up the plan.
>> Flapjack: What is the plan?
>> K'nuckles: Once we reach
Candied Island, we'll ditch
these losers and cut their
anchor, sending them drifting
off to sea, and then we'll have
all the candy to ourselves.
>> Flapjack: But you don't know
how to get to Candied Island.
>> K'nuckles: No, we'll ditch
them once we get to
Candied Island.
>> Flapjack: But, Cap'n, you
have no idea how to get there!
>> K'nuckles: Look, you're
complicating things.
It's simple.
Number one -- we get to
Candied Island.
Uh, number two -- we ditch them!
That's the plan.
>> HEY, CAPTAIN, IS THIS BOY
ANNOYING YOU?
MAYBE GETTIN' IN THE WAY OF
TAKIN' US TO CANDIED ISLAND?
>> Flapjack: ANNOYING?
I'M NOT ANNOYING ANYONE.
>> K'nuckles: WELL, NO MORE THAN
USUAL.
>> SEE THAT THE ANNOYING LITTLE
ONE DON'T BOTHER THE CAPTAIN.
>> AYE, AYE, SIR.
>> Flapjack: [ GRUNTS ]
>> K'nuckles: FLAP?!
I COMMAND YOU TO TELL ME WHERE
YOU'RE TAKING HIM!
>> TO THE SHARK TANK.
>> K'nuckles: OH, GREAT.
FLAP LOVES THOSE THINGS.
UH, WHAT'S FOR LUNCH?
[ BELL RINGS ]
>> SORRY. FULL HOUSE.
LOCK HIM IN THE BATHROOM, AND
I'LL GET TO HIM TOMORROW.
>> Flapjack: AAH!
IF I DON'T HELP K'NUCKLES, HE'S
SHARK FOOD!
I GOTTA GET SOME HELP.
[ TOILET FLUSHES ]
[ CREAKING ]
[ CLANKING ]
OHH! AAH! OW!
[ PANTING ]
[ Muffled ] HELP!
>> K'nuckles: YOU -- GET
SWABBING!
>> SWAB, SWAB.
>> K'nuckles: THAT GOES FOR ALL
OF YOU!
SWAB!
[ ALL MUTTERING ]
>> HEY.
DIDN'T WE ALREADY PASS THAT
GIANT ROCK?
THE SHIP LOG SAYS WE'VE BEEN
GOIN' AROUND IN CIRCLES FOR
DAYS.
>> K'nuckles: GET SWABBING!
>> YOU NEVER DID TELL US HOW YOU
FOUND CANDIED ISLAND IN THE
FIRST PLACE.
>> K'nuckles: UH...
SWABBING.
LOTS OF SWABBING.
>> HE'S LYIN', BOYS.
AND YOU KNOW WHAT WE DO TO
LIARS.
>> YEAH, WE DO.
>> UH, NO. I FORGOT AGAIN.
>> WE FEED 'EM TO THE SHARK.
[ ALL CHEER ]
>> K'nuckles: THIS IS MUTINY!
I'M BEIN' MUTINIED!
>> GOT ONE MORE FOR YA, HAL.
>> K'nuckles: WHERE'S FLAPJACK?!
>> Flapjack: HEY, GUYS.
WILL YOU HELP ME SAVE K'NUCKLES?
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> [ Laughing ] HE WANTS US...
TO HELP K'NUCKLES.
>> Flapjack: WOULD YOU HELP ME
SAVE K'NUCKLES?
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> COME ON, GUYS.
>> Flapjack: OH, FIDDLESTICKS!
NO ONE CAN SAVE K'NUCKLES FROM
CAP'N JOHNNY!
>> YOU KNOW WHERE CAP'N JOHNNY
BE?
>> Flapjack: YES, AND HE'S GOT
MY CAP'N K'NUCKLES IN TROUBLE.
CAN YOU HELP, MYSTERIOUS
STRANGER?
>> WE'LL SAVE YOUR CAP'N FRIEND
IF YOU CAN TAKE US TO THAT
LOW-DOWN, BILGE-LICKIN' JOHNNY!
>> Flapjack: WELL, I'LL TAKE
YOU, BUT YOU GOTTA PROMISE
YOU'LL SAVE MY CAP'N.
PINKIE PROMISE.
>> SORRY, KID.
>> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
>> Flapjack: EW!
>> K'nuckles: DON'T I GET ANY
LAST WORDS?
[ SPLASH ]
[ MUFFLED SHOUTING ]
[ SQUEAK! ]
[ Thinking ] THERE'S SOMETHIN'
FISHY GOIN' ON HERE.
YOU GUYS AREN'T BLOODTHIRSTY
PIRATES, ARE YOU?
>> UH...
HERE'S THE THING.
WE WERE HIRED TO TAKE SOMEONE TO
CANDIED ISLAND, TOO.
THE PLAN WAS TO CUT THEIR ANCHOR
AND DUMP THEM ONCE WE GOT THERE.
>> K'nuckles: BUT YOU DON'T KNOW
WHERE CANDIED ISLAND IS.
>> THAT'S WHY WE HIRED YOU.
BUT YOU LIED, TOO.
>> K'nuckles: I'M CONFUSED.
>> WE'RE LIARS. WE'RE ALL LIARS.
AND THE ONLY WAY OUT IS...
WELL, THERE IS NO WAY OUT.
>> K'nuckles: I'M CONFUSED.
>> WE'RE LOST AT SEA.
WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE.
[ ALL GROANING ]
>> HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK?
IF WE TEAM UP AND WORK TOGETHER,
MAYBE WE COULD FIND
CANDIED ISLAND!
WHAT DO YOU SAY, FELL--
[ GRUNTS ]
AAH!
[ SPLASH ]
>> ACTUALLY, MAYBE THAT GUY WAS
RIGHT.
WHO SAYS WE CAN'T TEAM UP AND
FIND CANDIED ISLAND?
>> I DO.
[ SPLASH ]
AAH! AAAH!
>> YOU WITH US, KNUCKLES?
>> K'nuckles: YEAH, I'M WITH
YOU.
[ Thinking ] AND WHEN WE GET
THERE, I'LL CUT THEIR ANCHORS...
>> [ Thinking ] ...AND TAKE ALL
THE CANDY FOR MYSELF.
>> All: TO CANDIED ISLAND! YAY!
>> K'nuckles: OOH.
IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
I'M GONNA SWIM IN THE LEMONADE
LAKE!
>> I'M GONNA SWIM IN THE
LEMONADE LAKE!
>> All: ENOUGH CANDY FOR
EVERYBODY!
>> OHH.
>> K'nuckles: I WISH FLAP WERE
HERE TO SEE THIS.
[ THUD ]
[ CREAK! ]
>> Flapjack: HEY, CAP'N!
>> All: WHA?!
>> K'nuckles: ANOTHER FAKE?!
>> Flapjack: HEY, CAP'N.
SORRY WE HAD TO TRICK YA.
BUT THESE MYSTERIOUS STRANGERS
ARE HERE TO SAVE YOU!
>> K'nuckles: MYSTERIOUS
STRANGERS?
>> THERE'S THOSE LIARS.
GET 'EM, BOYS!
>> Flapjack: WAIT!
W-WHAT ABOUT OUR --
>> WE LIED, OKAY?
>> Flapjack: YOU LIED?
>> WAIT!
WE HIRED THESE LIARS TO TAKE US
TO CANDIED ISLAND, TOO!
>> LIARS!
WE HIRED THESE LIARS TO TAKE US
TO CA--
>> LIARS!
>> NO, YOU'RE LIARS!
>> NO, YOU ARE!
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
>> ♪ CANDIED ISLAND ♪
>> K'nuckles: IT'S
CANDIED ISLAND!
[ ALL GROWLING ]
>> Flapjack: OH, CAP'N.
>> K'nuckles: WHAT?
NO, IT REALLY IS CANDIED ISLAND!
LOOK! IT'S RIGHT THERE!
>> All: LIAR!
[ WHISTLE! ]
>> K'nuckles: I'M NOT LYING!
I SAW CANDIED ISLAND! FOR REAL!
>> I BELIEVE IN YOU, K'NUCKLES.