The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack (2008–2010): Season 3, Episode 5 - Candy Colleague - full transcript
>> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK.
HEY, FLAPJACK.
COME WITH ME!
WE'LL GO AND SEE A PLACE CALLED
CANDIED ISLAND!
>> Bubbie: ♪ WHO NEEDS
CANDIED ISLAND? ♪
♪ IT'S SAFER AT THE DOCKS ♪
>> K'nuckles: ♪ BUT THERE AIN'T
NO STREAMS OF SODIE POP
TO GO DRIPPIN' DOWN THE ROCKS ♪
>> Bubbie: ♪ IT'S DANGEROUS AND
RISKY ♪
>> K'nuckles: ♪ BUT ADVENTUROUS
AND FREE ♪
>> Flapjack: ♪ ADVENTURE,
THAT'S THE LIFE FOR ME ♪
>> K'nuckles: ♪ THERE'S LOLLIPOP
TREES AND A LEMONADE SEA! ♪
>> Bubbie: DOESN'T SOUND VERY
GOOD TO ME.
>> ♪ THE MISADVENTURES OF... ♪
>> Flapjack: ♪ FLAPJACK ♪
[ SPLASH ]
>> Both: LARRY, WE'RE STARVING!
LARRY, OPEN UP!
WE NEED CANDY!
LARRY!
>> Flapjack: LAR-R-R-RY!
>> [ COUGHING ]
>> AAAAAAAAAAH!
>> Both: EWWWWW!
>> [ COUGHING CONTINUES ]
[ PANTING ]
WE'RE CLOSED, FELLAS.
CANDY WIFE'S GOT A CANDY FLU.
[ COUGHS ]
YOU KNOW, I'M FEELING A LITTLE
TICKLE IN MY THROAT, TOO.
[ HACKS ]
I'M COMING, CANDY WIFE!
[ COUGHS ]
[ BOTH GROAN ]
>> Flapjack: CAP'N, HOW LONG CAN
YOU GO WITHOUT EATING?
>> K'nuckles: I DON'T KNOW, BOY.
I'VE NEVER GONE PAST EIGHT
HOURS.
>> Flapjack: BUT IT'S ALREADY
BEEN 12!
>> K'nuckles: THEN I GUESS WE'LL
END UP LIKE SKIPPER K'NOB AND
HIS LITTLE COMPANION, WAFFLES.
[ BOTH WHIMPERING ]
[ GRUMBLE! ]
[ GRUMBLE! ]
>> Bubbie: [ GRUNTS ]
WHEW!
YOU HUNGRY, BABY?
BUBBIE HEARD YOUR TUMMY GRUMBLE.
>> Flapjack: WE DON'T HAVE ANY
CANDY TO EAT.
>> Bubbie: OH, FLAPJACK, YOU
DON'T NEED TO EAT CANDY.
JUST EAT SOME BEGIBLES.
>> Flapjack: WHAT ARE...
BEGIBLES?
>> Bubbie: OH, BABY, BEGIBLES
ARE GOOD FOR YOU.
AND THEY'RE ALL AROUND YOU.
LOOK -- THAT PILING HAS SOME
DELICIOUS MOSS GROWING ON IT,
AND THERE'S SOME GRASS GROWING
UNDER THAT BOX, AND -- LOOK,
BABY, SOMEONE LEFT A BIG PILE OF
SEAWEED RIGHT BY YOU.
>> Flapjack: HA!
[ FLIES BUZZING ]
[ LAUGHS ]
>> K'nuckles: NO, BOY!
A REAL ADVENTURER LIVES OFF OF
CANDY!
IT'S THE ONLY THING HIS BODY
WILL ACCEPT.
>> Flapjack: I'M SORRY, CAP'N,
BUT I'M JUST SO HUNGIE.
>> I AM SO FULL.
I AM SO FULL.
>> Flapjack: E-EXCUSE ME, SIR.
D-DID YOU SAY "FULL"?
>> YEP.
IT'S BECAUSE I'VE EATEN SO MUCH
FISH.
FISH FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD ARE
SWIMMIN' THESE WATERS.
I'VE EVEN HEARD TELL OF FISH
FROM AS FAR AWAY AS
CANDIED ISLAND.
>> Both: CANDIED ISLAND?
CANDY FISH!
[ DOLPHIN SQUEAKS ]
>> Flapjack: WHOA!
[ BOTH LAUGHING ]
[ CREAK! POP! ]
[ CHOMP! CHOMP! ]
>> K'nuckles: [ LAUGHING ]
[ CHOMP! CHOMP! ]
>> Flapjack: [ LAUGHING ]
[ GRUMBLE! ]
>> K'nuckles: THAT TEARS IT,
BOY.
WE'RE GOIN' FISHIN'.
>> Flapjack: CANDY FISHING!
HEY, CAP'N, WHAT'S THAT SHINY
THING?
>> K'nuckles: THIS IS A SPARKLE
BOB.
FISH ARE DUMB, SO WHEN THEY SEE
SOMETHIN' SHINY, THEY CAN'T STAY
AWAY FROM, UH...UH...HMM.
HMM. HMM. HMM.
[ SLURP! ]
>> Flapjack: HEY, CAP'N?
>> K'nuckles: WHAT NOW, BOY?
>> Flapjack: HOW COME FISHIES
LIVE IN THE OCEAN?
>> K'nuckles: UHHH...
FISH DON'T HAVE CLOTHES, SO THEY
FEEL STUPID WALKIN' AROUND ON
LAND.
>> Flapjack: YOU KNOW WHAT I
LIKE, CAP'N?
>> K'nuckles: NO.
>> Flapjack: FISHIN'.
YOU KNOW WHAT I LIKE MORE THAN
FISHIN'?
>> K'nuckles: I DON'T CARE!
>> Flapjack: FISHIN' WITH YOU.
AND YOU KNOW WHAT I LIKE EVEN
MORE THAN FISHIN' WITH YOU?
>> K'nuckles: [ GROANS ]
[ INHALES DEEPLY ]
You.
>> K'nuckles: GET OFF ME!
YOU'RE GIVIN' ME THE BAD LUCK!
GO AWAY, OR WE'LL NEVER CATCH
A FISH!
AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.
>> Flapjack: I'M SORRY, CAP'N.
IS THIS OKAY, CAP'N?
>> K'nuckles: SURE.
NOW LOOK SHARP, BOY.
THOSE CANDY FISH AREN'T JUST
GONNA JUMP INTO OUR LAPS.
>> Flapjack: PFFT! YEAH.
OBVIOU--
WHOA!
HEY, CAP'N, I --
>> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK, BE
QUIET!
YOU'RE GONNA SCARE AWAY THE
CANDY FISH!
>> Flapjack: Sorry, candy fish.
WOW! YOU'RE HEAVY.
YOU MUST HAVE LOTS OF CANDY.
>> [ GASPING ]
>> Flapjack: [ Singsong voice ]
HEY, CAP'N.
>> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK, I TOLD
YOU --
[ GASPS ]
WHAT FLAVOR IS IT?!
>> Flapjack: OH, MY GOSH,
CAPTAIN, IT FEELS LIKE IT'S
CARAMEL OR FUDGE.
>> K'nuckles: THE FINS LOOK LIKE
TAFFY.
>> Flapjack: [ Giggling ] YEAH.
AHHHHHHH...
ENHHHHHHH...
>> [ GASPING ]
>> Flapjack: CAP'N, THIS CANDY
TASTES FUNNY.
>> K'nuckles: THAT'S 'CAUSE THIS
IS CANDY FROM THE WILD,
FLAPJACK.
YOU'RE USED TO THE CANDY BARREL
STUFF.
EVERY MAN NEEDS TO KNOW HOW TO
CATCH AND PREPARE HIS OWN MEALS.
>> Flapjack: HOW DO WE DO THAT?
>> K'nuckles: I DON'T KNOW.
I'VE NEVER MADE IT THIS FAR.
LET'S CHECK OUT WHAT THOSE DUDES
ARE DOIN'.
[ WHACK! ]
[ WHACK! WHACK! ]
[ WHACK! ]
OKAY. I SEE.
HE'S TRYIN' TO GET THE CANDY OUT
WITH THE BAT.
[ WHACK! ]
[ WHACK! ]
[ KNUCKLES CRACK ]
[ SHING! ]
OH, OKAY.
WELL, HE'S USING THE KNIFE NOW.
[ CLINK! CLINK! ]
[ CLANK! CLANK! CLANK! ]
[ METAL SCRAPING ]
[ CLANK! CLINK! CLANK! CLINK! ]
>> Flapjack: ARE YOU SURE THAT'S
CANDY, CAP'N?
[ WHACK! ]
[ METAL SCRAPING ]
[ CLINK! ]
[ THUMP! THUMP! THUMP! THUMP! ]
[ THUMP! THUMP! THUMP! THUMP! ]
[ THUMP! THUMP! THUMP! THUMP! ]
>> K'nuckles: YEP. THAT'S CANDY.
COME ON, BOY.
LET'S CRACK THIS THING OPEN.
>> Flapjack: YEAH!
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
>> K'nuckles: SO, UH, I GUESS
THE SKIN IS THE WRAPPER.
JUST POP THAT OFF OF THERE, AND
LET'S EAT.
>> Flapjack: [ GRUNTING ]
CAP'N, IT'S NOT COMING OFF.
>> K'nuckles: WELL, TRY PULLIN'
THAT FLAPPY PIECE ON THE SIDE.
>> Flapjack: OKAY.
[ GRUNTING ]
>> [ GASPING ]
>> Flapjack: [ Grunting ] IT'S
ON THERE TOO TIGHT, CAP'N.
CAN'T GET IT OFF.
>> K'nuckles: WELL, UH...
WE DON'T HAVE A KNIFE OR A BAT,
SO JUST STICK YOUR HAND IN ITS
MOUTH AND YANK OUT SOME CANDY.
[ SQUISH! ]
>> Flapjack: [ CHUCKLES ]
THAT CANDY FEELS GOOD.
>> HEY, COME ON, FLAPJACK.
>> Flapjack: [ GASPS ]
>> I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS.
>> Flapjack: [ BREATHES
HEAVILY ]
>> YOU CALLED ME SWEET,
REMEMBER?
YOU HELD ME?
>> Flapjack: I-I-I KNOW, I --
I'M SORRY, BUT ME AND CAP'N ARE
STARVING, AND WE HAVE TO EAT
YOU, CANDY FISH.
>> CANDY?! I'M NOT CANDY.
>> Flapjack: [ WHIMPERS ]
>> K'nuckles: WHAT'S TAKIN' SO
LONG, FLAP?
>> Flapjack: I CHANGED MY MIND,
CAP'N.
WE SHOULD GO BACK HOME AND EAT
BEGIBLES WITH BUBBIE.
>> K'nuckles: I'M NOT EATIN'
BEGIBLES WITH THE WHALE, AND I'M
NOT ENDIN' UP LIKE THOSE GUYS.
>> Flapjack: AAH!
>> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK, PULL OUT
SOME CANDY!
>> NO, FLAPJACK, WAIT.
I-I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND.
JUST LET ME GO, AND YOU'LL NEVER
SEE ME AGAIN.
LET ME GO, AND I PROMISE I'LL
NEVER TOUCH ANOTHER SPARKLE BOB
AGAIN.
>> Flapjack: UHH...
[ SIGHS ]
I'M SORRY, CAP'N.
>> K'nuckles: WHAT ARE YOU
DOIN', BOY?
>> Flapjack: [ GRUNTS ]
>> K'nuckles: AAH! NO, BOY!
>> I'M FREE!
[ WHUMP! ]
OH, MAN.
WHY DO I LOVE SPARKLE BOBS SO
MUCH?
>> Flapjack: [ GASPS ]
>> K'nuckles: OUT OF THE WAY,
BOY!
I DON'T SEE WHAT THE BIG DEAL
IS.
>> Flapjack: CAP'N! HE'S ALIVE!
>> K'nuckles: AAAAAH!
[ WHACK! ]
>> Flapjack: [ GASPS ]
>> K'nuckles: AAH! AAH! AAH!
AAH!
WHY...CAN'T...I...GET YOU...
OPEN?!
>> Flapjack: [ GAGS ]
>> K'nuckles: [ PANTING ]
FLAPJACK, CAN YOU HELP ME OPEN
THIS BOX?
IT HAS MY CANDY-BEATIN' GLOVES
IN IT.
>> Flapjack: NO, K'NUCKLES,
THAT'S A REAL FISH.
>> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK,
CANDY FISH AREN'T REAL.
THEY DON'T HAVE FEELINGS.
HERE. I'LL SHOW YA.
>> Flapjack: NO, CAP'N!
>> WAIT!
>> K'nuckles: [ GASPS ]
>> YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS.
>> K'nuckles: AAH!
>> WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU?
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
>> WHO'S GONNA PROTECT US FROM
THE FISHERMEN?!
>> Flapjack: CAP'N, WE GOTTA
HELP 'EM!
[ SQUISH! CHOMP! CHOMP! ]
BLAH!
[ GAGS ]
>> Bubbie: HOW ARE THOSE
BEGIBLES, BABY?
>> Flapjack: TERRIBLE, BUBBIE.
BUT I'LL GET USED TO IT.
THAT'S THE LEAST I CAN DO FOR
OUR NEW FRIENDS.
[ ALL GASPING ]
THANKS FOR HIDING 'EM FROM ALL
THOSE FISHERMEN, BUBBIE.
>> All: THANKS, BUBBIE! THANKS!
>> K'nuckles: I'M HUNGRY!
>> Flapjack: CAPTAIN, JUST EAT
SOME BEGIBLES.
>> K'nuckles: NO!
[ DOOR OPENS, CLOSES ]
>> Flapjack: OH, THAT K'NUCKLES.
[ LOUD GROAN ]
>> Bubbie: MMM. [ GULPS ]
>> Flapjack: BUBBIE!
>> Bubbie: [ Muffled ] OH,
SORRY, BABY.
I THOUGHT THEY WAS BEGIBLES.
>> K'nuckles: [ PANTING ]
>> Flapjack: [ PANTING ]
WE LOST HER.
>> K'nuckles: MAN, SHE'S GONE
NUTS!
LOOK AT ALL THESE TICKETS --
"NO LOAFING," "NO ARGUING," "NO
DRAGGING YOUR FEET," "NO THIS,"
"NO THAT," "NO ANOTHER THING."
SHE'S JUST MAKIN' STUFF UP NOW.
>> NO LITTERING!
[ SCRIBBLE! RIP! ]
>> Flapjack: WHY ARE YOU DOIN'
THIS TO MY POOR OL' CAP'N?
>> IT'S THAT TIME OF THE MONTH!
I HAVE TO FILL MY QUOTA BEFORE
THE MONTH'S END.
>> K'nuckles: BUT YOU DON'T HAVE
TO GIVE 'EM ALL TO ME!
YOU CAN'T EXPECT ME TO PAY ALL
OF THESE.
[ SCRIBBLE! RIP! ]
>> NO WHINING!
>> K'nuckles: YOU'RE NOT THE
BOSS OF ME!
[ CRYING ]
>> I'M THE BOSS OF EVERYBODY!
[ LAUGHS ]
NO SWIMMING!
[ SCRIBBLE! RIP! ]
>> K'nuckles: [ SCREAMING ]
[ SHARKS GROWLING ]
[ GROANING ]
>> NO FEEDING THE SHARKS!
[ RIP! ]
[ LAUGHING ]
>> Flapjack: ARE YOU OKAY,
CAP'N?
>> Bubbie: YOU JUST GETTIN' WHAT
YOU DESERVE.
>> Flapjack: BUBBIE!
IT'LL BE OKAY, CAP'N.
>> K'nuckles: WHY CAN'T THE
DOCK HAG LEAVE ME ALONE?!
[ SOBS ]
SHE CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.
[ CRYING ]
>> Flapjack: HMM.
THE DOCK HAG CAN'T BE THE BOSS
OF EVERYONE.
MAYBE WE CAN FIND HER BOSS.
>> K'nuckles: AND GET HER FIRED.
YOU'RE A GENIUS, FLAP!
[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]
>> PAY UP!
>> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
[ BOTH GASP ]
>> Flapjack: SO, LOLLY'S THE
DOCK HAG'S BOSS?
>> K'nuckles: WELL, HE'S NOT THE
BOSS OF ME!
>> [ BARKS, PANTING ]
[ PANTING ]
[ BARKING ]
>> HERE YA GO.
[ CREAK! CREAK! CREAK! CREAK! ]
>> K'nuckles: THAT WOMAN MUST BE
THE DOCK HAG'S BOSS.
>> Flapjack: BUT SHE'S JUST A
SWEET OLD LADY.
>> K'nuckles: YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE
IS OLD AND SWEET?
ME GETTIN' REVENGE!
>> CAN I HELP YOU, GENTLEMEN?
>> K'nuckles: YOU CAN HELP ME BY
FIRING THE DOCK HAG.
SHE'S BEEN GIVIN' ME TICKETS
LEFT AND RIGHT.
>> WELL, I'M NOT HER BOSS.
THE MAYOR IS.
>> Flapjack: MAYOR?
>> K'nuckles: MAYOR?
>> Flapjack: MA-A-A-Y WE SEE
THIS MA-A-A-YOR?
>> OH, I'M AFRAID NOT.
HE'S VERY BUSY AT THE MOMENT.
PLUS...
WE'RE CLOSED.
>> K'nuckles: BUT --
>> [ Distorted ] CLOSED!
[ SLAM! ]
>> Flapjack: WHAT ARE WE GONNA
DO NOW, CAP'N?
>> K'nuckles: WE'RE GONNA HAVE
TO GO AWAY FOR A WHILE -- JUST
TILL THE DOCK HAG FORGETS ABOUT
US.
>> THAT'S RIGHT YOU'RE GONNA GO
AWAY -- AWAY TO JAIL FOR NOT
PAYING YOUR TICKETS!
[ WHISTLES ]
[ SIREN WAILS, TIRES SCREECH ]
[ BOTH WHIMPERING ]
[ GRUNTING ]
>> STOP IMMEDIATELY!
GET BACK HERE!
>> [ Distorted ] CLOSED!
>> OPEN THIS DOOR!
>> Flapjack: WHAT NOW, CAP'N?
>> K'nuckles: NOW WE SAY GOODBYE
BEFORE THEY HAUL OL' K'NUCKIES
AWAY.
>> Flapjack: WHAT ABOUT THE
MAYOR?
>> K'nuckles: THE MAYOR!
MIGHT AS WELL GO OUT
COMPLAININ'.
COME ON!
>> STOP!
YOU DON'T HAVE AN APPOINTMENT!
[ GASPS ]
[ LOCK ENGAGES ]
>> K'nuckles: NOW, LISTEN HERE,
MAYORRRR --
HELLO?
HMM.
CANDY?
>> Both: CANDY?!
CANDY!
>> K'nuckles: [ GASPING ]
[ CRUNCH! CRUNCH! ]
>> Flapjack: LOOK, CAP'N.
IT'S THE STORMALONG
CONSTITUTION.
[ BLOWS ]
"STORMALONG HARBOR IS HEREBY
FOUNDED ON THIS DAY AS THE
FURTHEST AND FARTHEST..."
>> ...BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, MAYOR.
BLAHDY-BLAH BLAH-BLAH-BLAH,
TOTAL POWER, YADDA-YADDA-YADDA-
YADDA, BOSS OF EVERYONE.
AND THE MAYOR OF STORMALONG
IS...
>> Flapjack: "TBD."
TBD?
>> K'nuckles: MM.
"TO BE DECIDED."
UH, IT MEANS THEY NEVER PICKED A
MAYOR.
[ SQUISH! ]
THEY NEVER PICKED A MAYOR!
>> "MAYOR"...
"TOTAL POWER"...
"BOSS OF EVERYONE"...
>> K'nuckles: BOSS OF EVERYONE?!
SIGN MY NAME, FLAP!
PERFECT!
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
>> Flapjack: ATTENTION, PLEASE!
I GIVE YOU THE MAYOR OF
STORMALONG!
[ ALL GASP ]
>> HE'S NOT THE MAYOR!
>> COME TO THINK OF IT, I'VE
NEVER SEEN THE MAYOR BEFORE.
>> ME NEITHER.
I JUST FIGURED HE WAS BUSY THIS
WHOLE TIME.
>> K'nuckles: OH, I'M THE MAYOR,
ALL RIGHT.
IT SAYS SO RIGHT HERE.
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
>> I DIDN'T KNOW WE HAD A MAYOR.
I WONDER WHAT HE'S LIKE.
>> Flapjack: CITIZENS OF
STORMALONG HARBOR, I GIVE YOU...
OUR MAYOR!
[ CROWD GASPS ]
[ MAN COUGHS ]
>> WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE.
[ CROWD BOOING ]
>> OH, THIS HAS TO BE A JOKE.
>> K'nuckles: NO JOKE.
[ CROWD GASPS ]
>> HE REALLY IS THE MAYOR.
>> K'nuckles: AS MY FIRST ACT AS
MAYOR, I'M PUTTING AN END TO
DOCK TICKETS FOREVER!
DOCK HAG, YOU'RE FIRED!
[ CROWD CHEERING ]
>> [ SCREAMING ]
[ SHARKS GROWLING ]
>> K'nuckles: MY SECOND ACT AS
MAYOR -- NO MORE CONSTABLES!
[ CROWD CHEERING ]
>> [ GRUNTS ]
[ PUNCHES LANDING ]
>> NOW TELL US WHAT YOUR THIRD
ACT WILL BE.
>> K'nuckles: YOU'RE NOT THE
BOSS OF ME!
[ PEOPLE SCREAMING ]
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
>> K'nuckles: THIS IS HORRIBLE.
I CAN'T OPEN THIS PIECE OF
CANDY.
>> Flapjack: THIS IS HORRIBLE,
CAP'N.
>> K'nuckles: YOU'RE RIGHT.
[ COUGHS ]
THIS IS HORRIBLE.
>> Flapjack: NO, I MEAN THE
TOWN!
YOU'VE GOTTA DO SOMETHING!
>> K'nuckles: YOU'RE NOT THE
BOSS OF ME, BOY.
>> K'NUCKLES, DO SOM--
>> K'nuckles: YOU'RE NOT THE
BOSS OF ME, PEPPERMINT LARRY!
>> AAAAAH!
>> K'nuckles: NOW, QUIT BUGGIN'
ME OR I'LL --
>> THERE HE IS!
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
>> STORMALONG IS A WRECK,
MAYOR K'NUCKLES.
>> THE PIERS NEED FIXIN'.
>> MY HOUSE GOT ROBBED.
>> THIS DOG WON'T STOP FOLLOWING
ME.
>> [ BARKS ]
>> K'nuckles: DID YOU TELL THE
CONSTABLES?
>> YOU FIRED THEM ALL, REMEMBER?
>> K'nuckles: OH. WELL, UM --
>> STORMALONG HAS GONE DOWNHILL
SINCE YOU'VE BEEN MAYOR.
>> I SAY WE THROW HIM IN JAIL.
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
>> K'nuckles: YOU'RE NOT THE
BOSS OF ME!
I DON'T WANT TO GO TO JAIL.
[ CRYING ]
[ POUNDING ON DOOR ]
[ CRYING CONTINUES ]
>> Flapjack: [ GASPS ]
CAP'N, I FIGURED IT OUT!
I'LL BECOME THE MAYOR!
>> K'nuckles: WHAT?!
THEY'LL THROW ME IN JAIL FOR
SURE THEN!
>> Flapjack: [ Singsong voice ]
NOT IF I PARDON YOU.
>> K'nuckles: PARDON ME?
I'M THE MAYOR.
YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME, BOY!
>> Flapjack: BUT, CAP'N!
>> MR. MAYOR?
>> K'nuckles: WHAT?!
>> I CAN'T HOLD THEM MUCH
LONGER.
[ RUMBLE! ]
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
>> Flapjack: EVERYBODY WAIT!
>> All: HUH? WHAT?
>> Flapjack: I NOMINATE MYSELF
FOR MAYOR.
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
>> K'nuckles: YOU CAN'T DO THAT!
>> Flapjack: SORRY, CAP'N.
IT'S FOR YOUR OWN GOOD.
THERE'S A TINY CLAUSE IN THE
CONSTITUTION.
>> ANYONE CAN RUN FOR MAYOR...
EVEN FLAPJACK!
>> Flapjack: CAP'N AND I HAVE TO
HAVE A DEBATE SO THE PEOPLE OF
STORMALONG CAN DECIDE WHO THE
MAYOR WILL BE.
>> WE CAN'T JUST THROW HIM IN
JAIL?
>> Flapjack: NOT YET.
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
>> SO, HOW DOES THIS WORK?
>> Flapjack: UH...ASK US SOME
QUESTIONS?
>> I GOT A QUESTION.
>> K'nuckles: I'D LIKE TO ANSWER
THAT QUESTION.
>> WHERE DO YOU STAND --
>> K'nuckles: FREE CANDY!
[ CROWD CHEERING ]
>> MAYBE THIS GUY AIN'T SO BAD.
>> Flapjack: NEXT QUESTION,
PLEASE.
>> HOW DO YOU SEE STORMALONG'S
FUTURE?
>> K'nuckles: WHO NEEDS THE
FUTURE WHEN YOU CAN HAVE CANDY
NOW?
[ CROWD CHEERING ]
>> RUFF!
>> GO AWAY!
>> Flapjack: STORMALONG'S
FUTURE...IS...
>> RUFF!
>> Flapjack: ROUGH!
>> All: HUH?
>> Flapjack: STORMALONG'S FUTURE
WILL BE ROUGH UNLESS WE PULL
TOGETHER AS A TOWN.
>> OH, YEAH.
>> PRETTY GOOD.
>> I GOT IT. YARR.
>> WHAT ABOUT ALL THE
DESTRUCTION?
WHERE WILL WE START TO REBUILD?
>> RUFF!
>> Flapjack: ROOFS!
WE'LL REBUILD OUR ROOFS FIRST SO
WE'LL BE PROTECTED FROM THE
ELEMENTS.
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
>> K'nuckles: UH...
[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ]
CANDY!
>> OW!
>> HOW DO WE KEEP ON THE
STRAIGHT AND NARROW, AND CAN YOU
PLEASE ANSWER METAPHORICALLY?
>> BOW!
>> Flapjack: IF WE KEEP LOOKING
TOWARDS THE BOW OF THE SHIP,
IT'LL BE SMOOTH SAILING.
[ CROWD CHEERING ]
>> K'nuckles: [ GROWLS ]
>> WELL, I KNOW WHO I'M VOTIN'
FOR.
[ CHEERING CONTINUES ]
>> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE
MAYOR OF STORMALONG HARBOR IS...
[ CROWD CHEERING ]
>> K'nuckles: I LOST TO A DOG?!
>> "CHARISMATIC CANINE CANDIDATE
CLINCHES CLOSE CAMPAIGN."
>> K'nuckles: SO, THIS MEANS...
>> JAIL TIME!
[ SIREN WAILS, TIRES SCREECH ]
>> [ LAUGHS ]
YOU'RE UNDER ARREST!
JUST SAY THE WORD, MAYOR, AND
I'LL ARREST THIS MISCREANT.
>> [ PANTING ]
>> JUST BARK OR -- OR WOOF OR --
OR WAG YOUR TAIL.
>> [ PANTING ]
>> AW, COME ON!
>> YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!
>> HEY, K'NUCKLES...
WHY DIDN'T YOU THINK OF THAT?
[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ DOG BARKING RHYTHMICALLY ]
[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ DOG BARKING RHYTHMICALLY ]
[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ DOG BARKING RHYTHMICALLY ]
HEY, FLAPJACK.
COME WITH ME!
WE'LL GO AND SEE A PLACE CALLED
CANDIED ISLAND!
>> Bubbie: ♪ WHO NEEDS
CANDIED ISLAND? ♪
♪ IT'S SAFER AT THE DOCKS ♪
>> K'nuckles: ♪ BUT THERE AIN'T
NO STREAMS OF SODIE POP
TO GO DRIPPIN' DOWN THE ROCKS ♪
>> Bubbie: ♪ IT'S DANGEROUS AND
RISKY ♪
>> K'nuckles: ♪ BUT ADVENTUROUS
AND FREE ♪
>> Flapjack: ♪ ADVENTURE,
THAT'S THE LIFE FOR ME ♪
>> K'nuckles: ♪ THERE'S LOLLIPOP
TREES AND A LEMONADE SEA! ♪
>> Bubbie: DOESN'T SOUND VERY
GOOD TO ME.
>> ♪ THE MISADVENTURES OF... ♪
>> Flapjack: ♪ FLAPJACK ♪
[ SPLASH ]
>> Both: LARRY, WE'RE STARVING!
LARRY, OPEN UP!
WE NEED CANDY!
LARRY!
>> Flapjack: LAR-R-R-RY!
>> [ COUGHING ]
>> AAAAAAAAAAH!
>> Both: EWWWWW!
>> [ COUGHING CONTINUES ]
[ PANTING ]
WE'RE CLOSED, FELLAS.
CANDY WIFE'S GOT A CANDY FLU.
[ COUGHS ]
YOU KNOW, I'M FEELING A LITTLE
TICKLE IN MY THROAT, TOO.
[ HACKS ]
I'M COMING, CANDY WIFE!
[ COUGHS ]
[ BOTH GROAN ]
>> Flapjack: CAP'N, HOW LONG CAN
YOU GO WITHOUT EATING?
>> K'nuckles: I DON'T KNOW, BOY.
I'VE NEVER GONE PAST EIGHT
HOURS.
>> Flapjack: BUT IT'S ALREADY
BEEN 12!
>> K'nuckles: THEN I GUESS WE'LL
END UP LIKE SKIPPER K'NOB AND
HIS LITTLE COMPANION, WAFFLES.
[ BOTH WHIMPERING ]
[ GRUMBLE! ]
[ GRUMBLE! ]
>> Bubbie: [ GRUNTS ]
WHEW!
YOU HUNGRY, BABY?
BUBBIE HEARD YOUR TUMMY GRUMBLE.
>> Flapjack: WE DON'T HAVE ANY
CANDY TO EAT.
>> Bubbie: OH, FLAPJACK, YOU
DON'T NEED TO EAT CANDY.
JUST EAT SOME BEGIBLES.
>> Flapjack: WHAT ARE...
BEGIBLES?
>> Bubbie: OH, BABY, BEGIBLES
ARE GOOD FOR YOU.
AND THEY'RE ALL AROUND YOU.
LOOK -- THAT PILING HAS SOME
DELICIOUS MOSS GROWING ON IT,
AND THERE'S SOME GRASS GROWING
UNDER THAT BOX, AND -- LOOK,
BABY, SOMEONE LEFT A BIG PILE OF
SEAWEED RIGHT BY YOU.
>> Flapjack: HA!
[ FLIES BUZZING ]
[ LAUGHS ]
>> K'nuckles: NO, BOY!
A REAL ADVENTURER LIVES OFF OF
CANDY!
IT'S THE ONLY THING HIS BODY
WILL ACCEPT.
>> Flapjack: I'M SORRY, CAP'N,
BUT I'M JUST SO HUNGIE.
>> I AM SO FULL.
I AM SO FULL.
>> Flapjack: E-EXCUSE ME, SIR.
D-DID YOU SAY "FULL"?
>> YEP.
IT'S BECAUSE I'VE EATEN SO MUCH
FISH.
FISH FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD ARE
SWIMMIN' THESE WATERS.
I'VE EVEN HEARD TELL OF FISH
FROM AS FAR AWAY AS
CANDIED ISLAND.
>> Both: CANDIED ISLAND?
CANDY FISH!
[ DOLPHIN SQUEAKS ]
>> Flapjack: WHOA!
[ BOTH LAUGHING ]
[ CREAK! POP! ]
[ CHOMP! CHOMP! ]
>> K'nuckles: [ LAUGHING ]
[ CHOMP! CHOMP! ]
>> Flapjack: [ LAUGHING ]
[ GRUMBLE! ]
>> K'nuckles: THAT TEARS IT,
BOY.
WE'RE GOIN' FISHIN'.
>> Flapjack: CANDY FISHING!
HEY, CAP'N, WHAT'S THAT SHINY
THING?
>> K'nuckles: THIS IS A SPARKLE
BOB.
FISH ARE DUMB, SO WHEN THEY SEE
SOMETHIN' SHINY, THEY CAN'T STAY
AWAY FROM, UH...UH...HMM.
HMM. HMM. HMM.
[ SLURP! ]
>> Flapjack: HEY, CAP'N?
>> K'nuckles: WHAT NOW, BOY?
>> Flapjack: HOW COME FISHIES
LIVE IN THE OCEAN?
>> K'nuckles: UHHH...
FISH DON'T HAVE CLOTHES, SO THEY
FEEL STUPID WALKIN' AROUND ON
LAND.
>> Flapjack: YOU KNOW WHAT I
LIKE, CAP'N?
>> K'nuckles: NO.
>> Flapjack: FISHIN'.
YOU KNOW WHAT I LIKE MORE THAN
FISHIN'?
>> K'nuckles: I DON'T CARE!
>> Flapjack: FISHIN' WITH YOU.
AND YOU KNOW WHAT I LIKE EVEN
MORE THAN FISHIN' WITH YOU?
>> K'nuckles: [ GROANS ]
[ INHALES DEEPLY ]
You.
>> K'nuckles: GET OFF ME!
YOU'RE GIVIN' ME THE BAD LUCK!
GO AWAY, OR WE'LL NEVER CATCH
A FISH!
AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.
>> Flapjack: I'M SORRY, CAP'N.
IS THIS OKAY, CAP'N?
>> K'nuckles: SURE.
NOW LOOK SHARP, BOY.
THOSE CANDY FISH AREN'T JUST
GONNA JUMP INTO OUR LAPS.
>> Flapjack: PFFT! YEAH.
OBVIOU--
WHOA!
HEY, CAP'N, I --
>> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK, BE
QUIET!
YOU'RE GONNA SCARE AWAY THE
CANDY FISH!
>> Flapjack: Sorry, candy fish.
WOW! YOU'RE HEAVY.
YOU MUST HAVE LOTS OF CANDY.
>> [ GASPING ]
>> Flapjack: [ Singsong voice ]
HEY, CAP'N.
>> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK, I TOLD
YOU --
[ GASPS ]
WHAT FLAVOR IS IT?!
>> Flapjack: OH, MY GOSH,
CAPTAIN, IT FEELS LIKE IT'S
CARAMEL OR FUDGE.
>> K'nuckles: THE FINS LOOK LIKE
TAFFY.
>> Flapjack: [ Giggling ] YEAH.
AHHHHHHH...
ENHHHHHHH...
>> [ GASPING ]
>> Flapjack: CAP'N, THIS CANDY
TASTES FUNNY.
>> K'nuckles: THAT'S 'CAUSE THIS
IS CANDY FROM THE WILD,
FLAPJACK.
YOU'RE USED TO THE CANDY BARREL
STUFF.
EVERY MAN NEEDS TO KNOW HOW TO
CATCH AND PREPARE HIS OWN MEALS.
>> Flapjack: HOW DO WE DO THAT?
>> K'nuckles: I DON'T KNOW.
I'VE NEVER MADE IT THIS FAR.
LET'S CHECK OUT WHAT THOSE DUDES
ARE DOIN'.
[ WHACK! ]
[ WHACK! WHACK! ]
[ WHACK! ]
OKAY. I SEE.
HE'S TRYIN' TO GET THE CANDY OUT
WITH THE BAT.
[ WHACK! ]
[ WHACK! ]
[ KNUCKLES CRACK ]
[ SHING! ]
OH, OKAY.
WELL, HE'S USING THE KNIFE NOW.
[ CLINK! CLINK! ]
[ CLANK! CLANK! CLANK! ]
[ METAL SCRAPING ]
[ CLANK! CLINK! CLANK! CLINK! ]
>> Flapjack: ARE YOU SURE THAT'S
CANDY, CAP'N?
[ WHACK! ]
[ METAL SCRAPING ]
[ CLINK! ]
[ THUMP! THUMP! THUMP! THUMP! ]
[ THUMP! THUMP! THUMP! THUMP! ]
[ THUMP! THUMP! THUMP! THUMP! ]
>> K'nuckles: YEP. THAT'S CANDY.
COME ON, BOY.
LET'S CRACK THIS THING OPEN.
>> Flapjack: YEAH!
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
>> K'nuckles: SO, UH, I GUESS
THE SKIN IS THE WRAPPER.
JUST POP THAT OFF OF THERE, AND
LET'S EAT.
>> Flapjack: [ GRUNTING ]
CAP'N, IT'S NOT COMING OFF.
>> K'nuckles: WELL, TRY PULLIN'
THAT FLAPPY PIECE ON THE SIDE.
>> Flapjack: OKAY.
[ GRUNTING ]
>> [ GASPING ]
>> Flapjack: [ Grunting ] IT'S
ON THERE TOO TIGHT, CAP'N.
CAN'T GET IT OFF.
>> K'nuckles: WELL, UH...
WE DON'T HAVE A KNIFE OR A BAT,
SO JUST STICK YOUR HAND IN ITS
MOUTH AND YANK OUT SOME CANDY.
[ SQUISH! ]
>> Flapjack: [ CHUCKLES ]
THAT CANDY FEELS GOOD.
>> HEY, COME ON, FLAPJACK.
>> Flapjack: [ GASPS ]
>> I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS.
>> Flapjack: [ BREATHES
HEAVILY ]
>> YOU CALLED ME SWEET,
REMEMBER?
YOU HELD ME?
>> Flapjack: I-I-I KNOW, I --
I'M SORRY, BUT ME AND CAP'N ARE
STARVING, AND WE HAVE TO EAT
YOU, CANDY FISH.
>> CANDY?! I'M NOT CANDY.
>> Flapjack: [ WHIMPERS ]
>> K'nuckles: WHAT'S TAKIN' SO
LONG, FLAP?
>> Flapjack: I CHANGED MY MIND,
CAP'N.
WE SHOULD GO BACK HOME AND EAT
BEGIBLES WITH BUBBIE.
>> K'nuckles: I'M NOT EATIN'
BEGIBLES WITH THE WHALE, AND I'M
NOT ENDIN' UP LIKE THOSE GUYS.
>> Flapjack: AAH!
>> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK, PULL OUT
SOME CANDY!
>> NO, FLAPJACK, WAIT.
I-I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND.
JUST LET ME GO, AND YOU'LL NEVER
SEE ME AGAIN.
LET ME GO, AND I PROMISE I'LL
NEVER TOUCH ANOTHER SPARKLE BOB
AGAIN.
>> Flapjack: UHH...
[ SIGHS ]
I'M SORRY, CAP'N.
>> K'nuckles: WHAT ARE YOU
DOIN', BOY?
>> Flapjack: [ GRUNTS ]
>> K'nuckles: AAH! NO, BOY!
>> I'M FREE!
[ WHUMP! ]
OH, MAN.
WHY DO I LOVE SPARKLE BOBS SO
MUCH?
>> Flapjack: [ GASPS ]
>> K'nuckles: OUT OF THE WAY,
BOY!
I DON'T SEE WHAT THE BIG DEAL
IS.
>> Flapjack: CAP'N! HE'S ALIVE!
>> K'nuckles: AAAAAH!
[ WHACK! ]
>> Flapjack: [ GASPS ]
>> K'nuckles: AAH! AAH! AAH!
AAH!
WHY...CAN'T...I...GET YOU...
OPEN?!
>> Flapjack: [ GAGS ]
>> K'nuckles: [ PANTING ]
FLAPJACK, CAN YOU HELP ME OPEN
THIS BOX?
IT HAS MY CANDY-BEATIN' GLOVES
IN IT.
>> Flapjack: NO, K'NUCKLES,
THAT'S A REAL FISH.
>> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK,
CANDY FISH AREN'T REAL.
THEY DON'T HAVE FEELINGS.
HERE. I'LL SHOW YA.
>> Flapjack: NO, CAP'N!
>> WAIT!
>> K'nuckles: [ GASPS ]
>> YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS.
>> K'nuckles: AAH!
>> WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU?
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
>> WHO'S GONNA PROTECT US FROM
THE FISHERMEN?!
>> Flapjack: CAP'N, WE GOTTA
HELP 'EM!
[ SQUISH! CHOMP! CHOMP! ]
BLAH!
[ GAGS ]
>> Bubbie: HOW ARE THOSE
BEGIBLES, BABY?
>> Flapjack: TERRIBLE, BUBBIE.
BUT I'LL GET USED TO IT.
THAT'S THE LEAST I CAN DO FOR
OUR NEW FRIENDS.
[ ALL GASPING ]
THANKS FOR HIDING 'EM FROM ALL
THOSE FISHERMEN, BUBBIE.
>> All: THANKS, BUBBIE! THANKS!
>> K'nuckles: I'M HUNGRY!
>> Flapjack: CAPTAIN, JUST EAT
SOME BEGIBLES.
>> K'nuckles: NO!
[ DOOR OPENS, CLOSES ]
>> Flapjack: OH, THAT K'NUCKLES.
[ LOUD GROAN ]
>> Bubbie: MMM. [ GULPS ]
>> Flapjack: BUBBIE!
>> Bubbie: [ Muffled ] OH,
SORRY, BABY.
I THOUGHT THEY WAS BEGIBLES.
>> K'nuckles: [ PANTING ]
>> Flapjack: [ PANTING ]
WE LOST HER.
>> K'nuckles: MAN, SHE'S GONE
NUTS!
LOOK AT ALL THESE TICKETS --
"NO LOAFING," "NO ARGUING," "NO
DRAGGING YOUR FEET," "NO THIS,"
"NO THAT," "NO ANOTHER THING."
SHE'S JUST MAKIN' STUFF UP NOW.
>> NO LITTERING!
[ SCRIBBLE! RIP! ]
>> Flapjack: WHY ARE YOU DOIN'
THIS TO MY POOR OL' CAP'N?
>> IT'S THAT TIME OF THE MONTH!
I HAVE TO FILL MY QUOTA BEFORE
THE MONTH'S END.
>> K'nuckles: BUT YOU DON'T HAVE
TO GIVE 'EM ALL TO ME!
YOU CAN'T EXPECT ME TO PAY ALL
OF THESE.
[ SCRIBBLE! RIP! ]
>> NO WHINING!
>> K'nuckles: YOU'RE NOT THE
BOSS OF ME!
[ CRYING ]
>> I'M THE BOSS OF EVERYBODY!
[ LAUGHS ]
NO SWIMMING!
[ SCRIBBLE! RIP! ]
>> K'nuckles: [ SCREAMING ]
[ SHARKS GROWLING ]
[ GROANING ]
>> NO FEEDING THE SHARKS!
[ RIP! ]
[ LAUGHING ]
>> Flapjack: ARE YOU OKAY,
CAP'N?
>> Bubbie: YOU JUST GETTIN' WHAT
YOU DESERVE.
>> Flapjack: BUBBIE!
IT'LL BE OKAY, CAP'N.
>> K'nuckles: WHY CAN'T THE
DOCK HAG LEAVE ME ALONE?!
[ SOBS ]
SHE CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.
[ CRYING ]
>> Flapjack: HMM.
THE DOCK HAG CAN'T BE THE BOSS
OF EVERYONE.
MAYBE WE CAN FIND HER BOSS.
>> K'nuckles: AND GET HER FIRED.
YOU'RE A GENIUS, FLAP!
[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]
>> PAY UP!
>> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
[ BOTH GASP ]
>> Flapjack: SO, LOLLY'S THE
DOCK HAG'S BOSS?
>> K'nuckles: WELL, HE'S NOT THE
BOSS OF ME!
>> [ BARKS, PANTING ]
[ PANTING ]
[ BARKING ]
>> HERE YA GO.
[ CREAK! CREAK! CREAK! CREAK! ]
>> K'nuckles: THAT WOMAN MUST BE
THE DOCK HAG'S BOSS.
>> Flapjack: BUT SHE'S JUST A
SWEET OLD LADY.
>> K'nuckles: YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE
IS OLD AND SWEET?
ME GETTIN' REVENGE!
>> CAN I HELP YOU, GENTLEMEN?
>> K'nuckles: YOU CAN HELP ME BY
FIRING THE DOCK HAG.
SHE'S BEEN GIVIN' ME TICKETS
LEFT AND RIGHT.
>> WELL, I'M NOT HER BOSS.
THE MAYOR IS.
>> Flapjack: MAYOR?
>> K'nuckles: MAYOR?
>> Flapjack: MA-A-A-Y WE SEE
THIS MA-A-A-YOR?
>> OH, I'M AFRAID NOT.
HE'S VERY BUSY AT THE MOMENT.
PLUS...
WE'RE CLOSED.
>> K'nuckles: BUT --
>> [ Distorted ] CLOSED!
[ SLAM! ]
>> Flapjack: WHAT ARE WE GONNA
DO NOW, CAP'N?
>> K'nuckles: WE'RE GONNA HAVE
TO GO AWAY FOR A WHILE -- JUST
TILL THE DOCK HAG FORGETS ABOUT
US.
>> THAT'S RIGHT YOU'RE GONNA GO
AWAY -- AWAY TO JAIL FOR NOT
PAYING YOUR TICKETS!
[ WHISTLES ]
[ SIREN WAILS, TIRES SCREECH ]
[ BOTH WHIMPERING ]
[ GRUNTING ]
>> STOP IMMEDIATELY!
GET BACK HERE!
>> [ Distorted ] CLOSED!
>> OPEN THIS DOOR!
>> Flapjack: WHAT NOW, CAP'N?
>> K'nuckles: NOW WE SAY GOODBYE
BEFORE THEY HAUL OL' K'NUCKIES
AWAY.
>> Flapjack: WHAT ABOUT THE
MAYOR?
>> K'nuckles: THE MAYOR!
MIGHT AS WELL GO OUT
COMPLAININ'.
COME ON!
>> STOP!
YOU DON'T HAVE AN APPOINTMENT!
[ GASPS ]
[ LOCK ENGAGES ]
>> K'nuckles: NOW, LISTEN HERE,
MAYORRRR --
HELLO?
HMM.
CANDY?
>> Both: CANDY?!
CANDY!
>> K'nuckles: [ GASPING ]
[ CRUNCH! CRUNCH! ]
>> Flapjack: LOOK, CAP'N.
IT'S THE STORMALONG
CONSTITUTION.
[ BLOWS ]
"STORMALONG HARBOR IS HEREBY
FOUNDED ON THIS DAY AS THE
FURTHEST AND FARTHEST..."
>> ...BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, MAYOR.
BLAHDY-BLAH BLAH-BLAH-BLAH,
TOTAL POWER, YADDA-YADDA-YADDA-
YADDA, BOSS OF EVERYONE.
AND THE MAYOR OF STORMALONG
IS...
>> Flapjack: "TBD."
TBD?
>> K'nuckles: MM.
"TO BE DECIDED."
UH, IT MEANS THEY NEVER PICKED A
MAYOR.
[ SQUISH! ]
THEY NEVER PICKED A MAYOR!
>> "MAYOR"...
"TOTAL POWER"...
"BOSS OF EVERYONE"...
>> K'nuckles: BOSS OF EVERYONE?!
SIGN MY NAME, FLAP!
PERFECT!
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
>> Flapjack: ATTENTION, PLEASE!
I GIVE YOU THE MAYOR OF
STORMALONG!
[ ALL GASP ]
>> HE'S NOT THE MAYOR!
>> COME TO THINK OF IT, I'VE
NEVER SEEN THE MAYOR BEFORE.
>> ME NEITHER.
I JUST FIGURED HE WAS BUSY THIS
WHOLE TIME.
>> K'nuckles: OH, I'M THE MAYOR,
ALL RIGHT.
IT SAYS SO RIGHT HERE.
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
>> I DIDN'T KNOW WE HAD A MAYOR.
I WONDER WHAT HE'S LIKE.
>> Flapjack: CITIZENS OF
STORMALONG HARBOR, I GIVE YOU...
OUR MAYOR!
[ CROWD GASPS ]
[ MAN COUGHS ]
>> WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE.
[ CROWD BOOING ]
>> OH, THIS HAS TO BE A JOKE.
>> K'nuckles: NO JOKE.
[ CROWD GASPS ]
>> HE REALLY IS THE MAYOR.
>> K'nuckles: AS MY FIRST ACT AS
MAYOR, I'M PUTTING AN END TO
DOCK TICKETS FOREVER!
DOCK HAG, YOU'RE FIRED!
[ CROWD CHEERING ]
>> [ SCREAMING ]
[ SHARKS GROWLING ]
>> K'nuckles: MY SECOND ACT AS
MAYOR -- NO MORE CONSTABLES!
[ CROWD CHEERING ]
>> [ GRUNTS ]
[ PUNCHES LANDING ]
>> NOW TELL US WHAT YOUR THIRD
ACT WILL BE.
>> K'nuckles: YOU'RE NOT THE
BOSS OF ME!
[ PEOPLE SCREAMING ]
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
>> K'nuckles: THIS IS HORRIBLE.
I CAN'T OPEN THIS PIECE OF
CANDY.
>> Flapjack: THIS IS HORRIBLE,
CAP'N.
>> K'nuckles: YOU'RE RIGHT.
[ COUGHS ]
THIS IS HORRIBLE.
>> Flapjack: NO, I MEAN THE
TOWN!
YOU'VE GOTTA DO SOMETHING!
>> K'nuckles: YOU'RE NOT THE
BOSS OF ME, BOY.
>> K'NUCKLES, DO SOM--
>> K'nuckles: YOU'RE NOT THE
BOSS OF ME, PEPPERMINT LARRY!
>> AAAAAH!
>> K'nuckles: NOW, QUIT BUGGIN'
ME OR I'LL --
>> THERE HE IS!
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
>> STORMALONG IS A WRECK,
MAYOR K'NUCKLES.
>> THE PIERS NEED FIXIN'.
>> MY HOUSE GOT ROBBED.
>> THIS DOG WON'T STOP FOLLOWING
ME.
>> [ BARKS ]
>> K'nuckles: DID YOU TELL THE
CONSTABLES?
>> YOU FIRED THEM ALL, REMEMBER?
>> K'nuckles: OH. WELL, UM --
>> STORMALONG HAS GONE DOWNHILL
SINCE YOU'VE BEEN MAYOR.
>> I SAY WE THROW HIM IN JAIL.
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
>> K'nuckles: YOU'RE NOT THE
BOSS OF ME!
I DON'T WANT TO GO TO JAIL.
[ CRYING ]
[ POUNDING ON DOOR ]
[ CRYING CONTINUES ]
>> Flapjack: [ GASPS ]
CAP'N, I FIGURED IT OUT!
I'LL BECOME THE MAYOR!
>> K'nuckles: WHAT?!
THEY'LL THROW ME IN JAIL FOR
SURE THEN!
>> Flapjack: [ Singsong voice ]
NOT IF I PARDON YOU.
>> K'nuckles: PARDON ME?
I'M THE MAYOR.
YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME, BOY!
>> Flapjack: BUT, CAP'N!
>> MR. MAYOR?
>> K'nuckles: WHAT?!
>> I CAN'T HOLD THEM MUCH
LONGER.
[ RUMBLE! ]
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
>> Flapjack: EVERYBODY WAIT!
>> All: HUH? WHAT?
>> Flapjack: I NOMINATE MYSELF
FOR MAYOR.
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
>> K'nuckles: YOU CAN'T DO THAT!
>> Flapjack: SORRY, CAP'N.
IT'S FOR YOUR OWN GOOD.
THERE'S A TINY CLAUSE IN THE
CONSTITUTION.
>> ANYONE CAN RUN FOR MAYOR...
EVEN FLAPJACK!
>> Flapjack: CAP'N AND I HAVE TO
HAVE A DEBATE SO THE PEOPLE OF
STORMALONG CAN DECIDE WHO THE
MAYOR WILL BE.
>> WE CAN'T JUST THROW HIM IN
JAIL?
>> Flapjack: NOT YET.
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
>> SO, HOW DOES THIS WORK?
>> Flapjack: UH...ASK US SOME
QUESTIONS?
>> I GOT A QUESTION.
>> K'nuckles: I'D LIKE TO ANSWER
THAT QUESTION.
>> WHERE DO YOU STAND --
>> K'nuckles: FREE CANDY!
[ CROWD CHEERING ]
>> MAYBE THIS GUY AIN'T SO BAD.
>> Flapjack: NEXT QUESTION,
PLEASE.
>> HOW DO YOU SEE STORMALONG'S
FUTURE?
>> K'nuckles: WHO NEEDS THE
FUTURE WHEN YOU CAN HAVE CANDY
NOW?
[ CROWD CHEERING ]
>> RUFF!
>> GO AWAY!
>> Flapjack: STORMALONG'S
FUTURE...IS...
>> RUFF!
>> Flapjack: ROUGH!
>> All: HUH?
>> Flapjack: STORMALONG'S FUTURE
WILL BE ROUGH UNLESS WE PULL
TOGETHER AS A TOWN.
>> OH, YEAH.
>> PRETTY GOOD.
>> I GOT IT. YARR.
>> WHAT ABOUT ALL THE
DESTRUCTION?
WHERE WILL WE START TO REBUILD?
>> RUFF!
>> Flapjack: ROOFS!
WE'LL REBUILD OUR ROOFS FIRST SO
WE'LL BE PROTECTED FROM THE
ELEMENTS.
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
>> K'nuckles: UH...
[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ]
CANDY!
>> OW!
>> HOW DO WE KEEP ON THE
STRAIGHT AND NARROW, AND CAN YOU
PLEASE ANSWER METAPHORICALLY?
>> BOW!
>> Flapjack: IF WE KEEP LOOKING
TOWARDS THE BOW OF THE SHIP,
IT'LL BE SMOOTH SAILING.
[ CROWD CHEERING ]
>> K'nuckles: [ GROWLS ]
>> WELL, I KNOW WHO I'M VOTIN'
FOR.
[ CHEERING CONTINUES ]
>> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE
MAYOR OF STORMALONG HARBOR IS...
[ CROWD CHEERING ]
>> K'nuckles: I LOST TO A DOG?!
>> "CHARISMATIC CANINE CANDIDATE
CLINCHES CLOSE CAMPAIGN."
>> K'nuckles: SO, THIS MEANS...
>> JAIL TIME!
[ SIREN WAILS, TIRES SCREECH ]
>> [ LAUGHS ]
YOU'RE UNDER ARREST!
JUST SAY THE WORD, MAYOR, AND
I'LL ARREST THIS MISCREANT.
>> [ PANTING ]
>> JUST BARK OR -- OR WOOF OR --
OR WAG YOUR TAIL.
>> [ PANTING ]
>> AW, COME ON!
>> YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!
>> HEY, K'NUCKLES...
WHY DIDN'T YOU THINK OF THAT?
[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ DOG BARKING RHYTHMICALLY ]
[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ DOG BARKING RHYTHMICALLY ]
[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ DOG BARKING RHYTHMICALLY ]