The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack (2008–2010): Season 2, Episode 9 - S.S. K'nuckies - full transcript
Bubbie becomes jealous of K'nuckles' new boat!/Flapjack must look after Candywife while Larry is out of town.
>> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK.
HEY, FLAPJACK.
COME WITH ME!
WE'LL GO AND SEE A PLACE CALLED CANDIED ISLAND!
>> Bubbie: ♪ WHO NEEDS CANDIED ISLAND? ♪
♪ IT'S SAFER AT THE DOCKS ♪ >> K'nuckles: ♪ BUT THERE AIN'T
NO STREAMS OF SODIE POP TO GO DRIPPIN' DOWN THE ROCKS ♪
>> Bubbie: ♪ IT'S DANGEROUS AND RISKY ♪
>> K'nuckles: ♪ BUT ADVENTUROUS AND FREE ♪
>> Flapjack: ♪ ADVENTURE, THAT'S THE LIFE FOR ME ♪
>> K'nuckles: ♪ THERE'S LOLLIPOP TREES AND A LEMONADE SEA! ♪
>> Bubbie: DOESN'T SOUND VERY GOOD TO ME.
>> ♪ THE MISADVENTURES OF... ♪ >> Flapjack: ♪ FLAPJACK ♪
[ SPLASH ]
>> K'nuckles: THERE'S NOTHING BETTER THAN RELAXING!
>> Flapjack: OH!
>> Both: [ GULPING ] >> K'nuckles: YOU SHOULDN'T
RELAX TOO MUCH.
HAVE TO BE CAREFUL.
>> Flapjack: I WILL.
RELAXING IS GREAT.
OOH.
AHH.
AAH!
>> K'nuckles: [ LAUGHS ] I WARNED YOU!
>> Flapjack: WHAT'S PEPPERMINT LARRY DOING?
>> K'nuckles: WHOA!
[ GULPING ] >> [ HUMMING ]
>> K'nuckles: WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
>> I'M USING LEFTOVER ROPE FROM THE KNOT FESTIVAL TO MAKE A
V.I.P. SECTION.
[ LAUGHS ] >> K'nuckles: WHOA, WHAT GOES ON
IN THERE?
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] PRETTY FANCY, HUH, FLAP?
>> Flapjack: HUH?
>> K'nuckles: COME ON, LET US IN!
>> WELL, NOW, ALL YOU NEED IS TO BE DRESSED ACCORDINGLY.
YOU HAVE A COAT -- GOOD.
AND PANTS...
YOU'RE NOT EVEN WEARING ANY PANTS.
>> K'nuckles: HEY, FLAPJACK, GO GET MY PANTS.
THANKS, FLAPJACK.
FANCY?
>> UH, I DIDN'T MEAN DIRTY PANTS.
I MEANT FANCY PANTS.
AND THERE'S A PERFECT EXAMPLE OF FANCY PANTS.
[ CHUCKLES ] >> Flapjack: FANCY!
>> A WAITER WILL BE RIGHT WITH YOU.
>> K'nuckles: COME ON!
LET US IN!
>> I'VE ALREADY TOLD YOU.
>> K'nuckles: AWW...
[ MOANS ] I HAVE TO GET FANCY PANTS!
>> Flapjack: WOW!
[ LAUGHING ] PANTS!
[ LAUGHING ] >> K'nuckles: [ GROANS ]
QUIT FOOLING AROUND, FLAP!
THIS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS.
>> Flapjack: SORRY, CAP'N.
>> K'nuckles: JUST GET LOOKING FOR A CHEAP PAIR OF FANCY PANTS.
>> Flapjack: CAP'N!
>> K'nuckles: LET'S SEE, LET'S SEE!
AW, MAN.
THIS IS HOPELESS!
HOW AM I GONNA GET INTO THE V.I.P.?
[ FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING ] [ BELL RINGING ]
[ RINGING CONTINUES ] >> K'nuckles: [ PANTING ]
WHAT ARE YOU DOING, BOY?!
>> Flapjack: I WAS JUST GONNA ASK --
>> K'nuckles: NO!
NEVER UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES DO YOU ASK SOMEONE FOR HELP!
YOU LOOK LIKE A WEAKLING.
>> [ CLEARS THROAT ] YOU GENTLEMEN MUST BE LOST.
CAN I HELP YOU FIND YOUR WAY TO THE SEWERS?
>> Flapjack: WE'RE NOT LOST.
>> K'nuckles: AND I'M NO GENTLEMAN!
>> MY APOLOGIES, MY GOOD MAN.
UPON A SECOND STUDY...
OH, MY.
INDEED, YOU ARE ANYTHING BUT A GENTLEMAN.
GOOD DAY TO YOU CHAPS.
>> Flapjack: WAIT!
WE NEED HELP FINDING SOME PANTS.
>> OH, WELL, WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO?
YOU'VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE, OLD MAN.
>> Flapjack: OH! [ Chuckling ] I'M A YOUNG BOY.
>> [ LAUGHS ] YES, YES, YES, A FUNNY YOUNG BOY
AT THAT.
SO, WHAT KIND OF PANTS ARE WE LOOKING FOR TODAY?
>> Both: FANCY PANTS!
>> AHA, YES, INDEED, FANCY PANTS.
FOR THEY ARE ALL FANCY, BUT PURCHASING THE RIGHT STYLE IS
THE KEY.
WE HAVE THE HIGH-HORSE PANT.
[ CLOPPING ] THE IVORY TICKLERS.
[ PLAYING UP-TEMPO SONG ] THE MIDNIGHT DELIGHT.
>> K'nuckles: WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!
"PURCHASE"?
>> SORRY?
>> Flapjack: DO YOU HAVE ANY FREE FANCY PANTS?
>> [ LAUGHS ] FREE FANCY PANTS?
[ LAUGHING ] FREE FANCY PANTS?!
[ LAUGHING ] [ INHALES DEEPLY ]
[ LAUGHING ] ACTUALLY, WE DO HAVE ONE FREE
PAIR OF FANCY PANTS RIGHT OVER THERE.
[ CHOIR VOCALIZING ] >> ♪ IF YOU CAN FIT INTO THESE,
THEY'RE FREE! ♪ >> K'nuckles: WHAT?!
THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!
NOT EVEN THE BIGGEST BIGGO COULD FIT INTO THOSE!
>> THAT'S THE DEAL.
TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT.
>> Flapjack: YOU CAN DO IT, CAP'N.
YOU CAN DO ANYTHING.
>> THE ONLY WAY INTO THE V.I.P.
SECTION IS TO WEAR FANCY PANTS.
>> K'nuckles: I'LL BE BACK FOR THOSE FANCY PANTS.
I CAN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO GET INTO THOSE PANTS.
DARN THESE SKINNY LEGS!
I WISH THEY WERE BIGGER.
>> Flapjack: WHAT?
THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH YOUR LEGS.
I LIKE YOUR LEGS.
THEY'RE FINE.
>> CANDY-COATED HOT DOG?
>> Flapjack: HEY, MAYBE YOU CAN EAT THESE TO GET BIGGER AND FIT
INTO THOSE PANTS.
>> K'nuckles: I DON'T LIKE HOT DOGS.
YICK!
>> DON'T LIKE THE TASTE OF HOT DOGS?
DON'T WORRY, FRIEND.
THE CANDY ELIMINATES ANY FLAVOR OF HOT DOG.
>> Flapjack: I KNOW YOU LIKE CANDY.
>> K'nuckles: YEAH, I DO.
HOW MUCH DO YOU CHARGE?
>> 10 GOLD COIN.
>> K'nuckles: FOR A HOT DOG?!
>> IT'S DIPPED IN SPECIAL CANDY -- GOOD, TASTY CANDY.
MOUTH-WATERING CANDY.
BETWEEN A SPECIALLY MADE BUN.
>> K'nuckles: EVEN IF I HAD 10 GOLD COIN, I WOULDN'T PAY
10 GOLD COIN FOR A HOT DOG!
>> HOW ABOUT A SAMPLE?
>> K'nuckles: MMM.
>> Flapjack: EH?
>> K'nuckles: IT WAS OKAY.
>> Flapjack: CAN I HAVE A SAMPLE?
>> K'nuckles: WHAT'S GOING ON?
>> Flapjack: YOU JUST GOT A LITTLE BIGGER.
>> K'nuckles: WELL, HOW DID I GET --
>> IT'S FROM THE CANDY-COATED HOT DOG.
>> K'nuckles: HOT DOG?
>> CANDY-COATED HOT DOG.
MY CANDY COATING IS VERY STRONGLY HIGH-GRADE EFFECTIVELY
SUPER FATTENING -- ADDS INCHES IN SECONDS.
>> K'nuckles: MMM!
>> Flapjack: HEY, MY FREE SAMPLE!
>> K'nuckles: COME ON, COME ON.
HEY, LOOK AT THIS!
>> Flapjack: Can I have another sample?
>> ONLY ONE SAMPLE PER POTENTIAL CUSTOMER.
>> K'nuckles: HOW MUCH FOR JUST THE CANDY?
>> IT'S FREE.
BUT ONLY IF YOU EAT ALL OF THIS!
>> K'nuckles: HEY, IS THIS A JOKE?
>> NO, NOT AT ALL.
IT'S A PROMOTION TO SPREAD THE WONDERFUL FLAVOR EXPLOSION
COMBINATION OF HOT DOG COATED WITH CANDY.
>> K'nuckles: LET'S GET STARTED!
>> Flapjack: OH, NO.
>> K'nuckles: [ BURPS ] JUST GAS.
>> Flapjack: GO, CAP'N!
>> K'nuckles: UNGH!
>> I HOPE YOU DON'T FINISH.
[ LAUGHS ] >> K'nuckles: YOU'RE GONNA HAVE
TO SHOVE IT IN.
>> Flapjack: THAT LOOKS LIKE EVERYTHING.
>> GOOD THING THAT'S FINISHED.
I COULDN'T HAVE ANOTHER.
>> CONGRATULATIONS! YOU DID IT!
YOU ALMOST HAD TO PAY ME MONEY!
>> K'nuckles: GIVE ME THOSE FANCY PANTS!
>> AAH!
>> K'nuckles: A LITTLE HELP, FLAP!
>> Flapjack: UNGH!
>> K'nuckles: GIVE ME THOSE FANCY PANTS!
>> INDEED.
>> K'nuckles: [ INHALES DEEPLY ] >> Flapjack: YIPPEE-DOO!!
I KNEW YOU COULD DO IT, CAP'N!
>> K'nuckles: [ LAUGHS ] I TOLD YA, BOY!
I TOLD YA.
>> YOU, SIR, HAVE BESTED ME.
THE PANTS ARE YOURS.
AND FOR OVERCOMING SUCH HARDSHIP WITH SHEER WILL OF THE HEART, AN
EXTRA GIFT.
HA! HA-HA!
>> K'nuckles: TO THE V.I.P.
SECTION!
[ BREATHING HEAVILY ] >> Flapjack: YOU DON'T LOOK SO
GOOD, CAP'N.
>> K'nuckles: WHAT?!
>> Flapjack: NO, I MEAN, YOU LOOK GOOD, BUT...
>> K'nuckles: YEAH?!
>> Flapjack: OH, NEVERMIND.
>> K'nuckles: WELL, QUIT WASTING TIME.
WE GOT TO GET TO THAT V.I.P.
SECTION.
>> Both: [ GASPING ] >> [ GASPS ]
[ INDISTINCT TALKING ] [ PANTING ]
WHOA, WHOA!
AAH!
OH!
RIGHT THIS WAY, MISTER.
K'NUCKLES?!
OH, NO!
>> K'nuckles: HEY, WHAT GIVES?!
>> I'VE KNOWN YOU FOR TOO LONG, NOW, K'NUCKLES, AND I SIMPLY
CANNOT LET YOU INTO THE V.I.P.
SECTION.
>> K'nuckles: BUT I GOT THE FANCY PANTS!
>> Flapjack: YEAH!
>> I'M SORRY, BUT YOU CAN'T JUST FIND A SPIT-OUT CANDY ON THE
STREET, SLAP ON A FANCY NEW WRAPPER, AND CALL IT DELICIOUS.
>> K'nuckles: I'VE CHANGED.
ACQUIRING THESE HAVE TAUGHT ME A FEW THINGS.
IT TAKES HARD WORK AND DETERMINATION.
I HAVE WORKED LONG AND HARD.
THE PEOPLE IN HERE DESERVE TO BE IN THIS SECTION.
I BET THEY WORKED LONG AND HARD.
[ ALL TALKING INDISTINCTLY ] IT'S NOT WHAT A PERSON WEARS.
IT'S WHAT A PERSON HAS DONE TO FIT INTO THOSE PANTS HE WEARS
THAT MAKES HIM A BIGGER MAN.
>> All: LET HIM IN! LET HIM IN!
LET HIM IN! LET HIM IN!
>> UHH...
ALL RIGHT!
YOU WIN, K'NUCKLES.
RIGHT THIS WAY, SIR.
[ LAUGHS ] >> Flapjack: NO, IT'S OKAY!
THEY'RE JUST HOT DOGS.
THEY'RE JUST HOT DOGS.
>> NO-O-O-O-O-O-O!
>> K'NUCKLES!
NO WAY, K'NUCKLES!
>> Flapjack: COME ON, HE SAID HE'S SORRY.
>> NO V.I.P. FOR K'NUCKIE EVER AGAIN!
>> Flapjack: YOU'RE RIGHT, CAP'N.
THE SKY DOES LOOK DIFFERENT WHEN YOU'RE CAMPING.
>> K'nuckles: YEAH, IT'S DARKER.
WELL, I'M PRETTY TUCKERED OUT.
YOU KNOW, FROM ALL THIS CAMPING.
I THINK I'LL TURN IN.
>> Flapjack: GOOD NIGHT, CAP'N.
>> K'nuckles: GOOD NIGHT, FLAPJACK.
>> Flapjack: GOOD NIGHT, BUBBIE!
>> Bubbie: SLEEP TIGHT, BABY.
>> Flapjack: UNGH, UNGH!
WOW, CAMPING'S UNCOMFORTABLE.
>> K'nuckles: ADVENTURES ARE UNCOMFORTABLE.
IF YOU'RE GONNA DO ANY REAL ADVENTURING, YOU GOT TO GET
COMFORTABLE WITH BEING UNCOMFORTABLE.
>> Flapjack: CAP'N?
>> K'nuckles: YEAH?
>> Flapjack: AM I UNCOMFORTABLE ENOUGH TO BE AN ADVENTURER?
>> K'nuckles: YOU'RE MAKING ME UNCOMFORTABLE.
>> Flapjack: REALLY?!
[ LAUGHING MANIACALLY ] >> K'nuckles: OH, YEAH.
>> Flapjack: I'M GONNA BE THE MOST UNCOMFORTABLE ADVENTURER
EVER.
>> WE FOUND THE TREASURE!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] UNFORTUNATELY, IT'S IN THE
MIDDLE OF SHARP-ANGLE ISLAND, SO GETTING TO IT IS GOING TO BE...
UNCOMFORTABLE.
>> All: [ GROANING ] >> ANY VOLUNTEERS?
WE'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE UNTIL SOMEONE VOLUNTEERS!
[ SPLASH! ] >> Flapjack: IN THAT CASE, DON'T
GET TOO COMFORTABLE.
[ LAUGHS ] >> All: [ GASPING ]
>> YOU, SIR, DESERVE A PILLOW.
>> Flapjack: PUT SOME ROCKS IN IT.
>> All: [ CHEERING ] FLAPJACK! FLAPJACK! FLAPJACK!
FLAPJACK! FLAPJACK! FLAPJACK!
>> Flapjack: [ GIGGLING ] >> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK!
FLAPJACK! FLAPJACK!
BUBBIE, HAVE YOU SEEN FLAPJACK?
I WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND HE -- WHOA.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
>> Flapjack: I DON'T KNOW.
THE LAST THING I REMEMBER WAS SLEEPING IN THAT UNCOMFORTABLE
CAMPING CRATE.
>> K'nuckles: WELL, YOU LOOK PRETTY COMFORTABLE NOW.
>> Bubbie: HE MUST HAVE COME IN DURING THE NIGHT.
I GUESS HE CAN'T SLEEP WITHOUT CUDDLING OLD BUBBIE'S TONGUE
LIKE A -- A SECURITY BLANKET.
[ CHUCKLES ] IT'S ADORABLE.
>> K'nuckles: IT'S HILARIOUS!
YOU'RE A CUDDLER, FLAP!
>> Flapjack: WHAT?!
>> K'nuckles: A BLUBBER-HUGGING CUDDLE JUMPER!
[ LAUGHS ] >> Flapjack: OH, NO!
>> Bubbie: THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH CUDDLING, FLAPJACK.
>> Flapjack: REALLY?
>> K'nuckles: NAH, THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH --
>> Bubbie: THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH IT.
NOW GET THAT NUZZLE BUG OVER TO THE CANDY BARREL AND CHEER
HIM UP.
>> K'nuckles: AHH.
>> Flapjack: [ GROWLING ] >> K'nuckles: AH, COME ON,
FLAPJACK.
LOOK, YOU'RE A CUDDLER, AND YOU CAN FEEL BAD ABOUT THAT.
BUT AT LEAST YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY CUDDLER IN HERE.
LOOK AT ALL THOSE GUYS.
THAT'S A REAL BUNCH OF CUDDLERS.
>> CUDDLING?
I'M JUST TRYING TO STRAIGHTEN OUT THIS GUY'S BACK.
[ CRACK! ] >> AND I'M JUST TRYING TO PICK
THIS GUY'S POCKET.
>> I'M TRYING TO PUT THIS SIGN ON HIS BACK.
>> WE'RE JUST TRYING TO GET OUR DRINKS.
>> Both: [ GROANING ] >> WHAT'S WITH ALL THIS CUDDLE
TALK?
[ ANGRY MURMURING ] >> K'nuckles: TAKE IT EASY,
FELLAS!
NO REASON TO GET ALL FISTY.
WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN AN ADVENTURER AND A CUDDLER?
FLAPJACK'S A CUDDLER!
[ LAUGHTER ] >> DON'T FEEL BAD, FLAPJACK.
I'VE GOT SOMETHING TO CHEER YOU UP RIGHT HERE.
I CALL IT CUDDLER'S DELIGHT -- AFTER YOU!
[ LAUGHTER ] >> THERE HE IS, CHILDREN.
THERE'S THE CUDDLER.
SHOW US YOUR DRAWINGS.
>> ♪ CUDDLER, CUDDLER, CUDDLER, CUDDLER, CUDDLER, CUDDLER ♪
>> NOW, THIS IS A STORY.
STORMALONG'S SMALLEST SAILOR STRUGGLES WITH SNUGGLES.
IF I HURRY, I'LL MAKE THE LATE EDITION OF THE
STORMALONG SCUTTLEBUTT.
>> WHERE IS HE?
WHERE IS THE CUDDLER?
CUDDLE SOMETHING.
>> Flapjack: NO.
>> CUDDLE THAT BAR STOOL.
I'LL GIVE YOU MY UNICORN.
>> [ WHINES ] >> K'nuckles: DO IT, FLAP!
[ LAUGHTER ] ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
YOU'VE HAD YOUR FUN.
NOW GIVE ME MY UNICORN.
>> Flapjack: WHAT IF IT HAPPENS AGAIN, CAP'N?
CAP'N?
>> K'nuckles: HUH? WHA?
SORRY, BOY.
I'M STILL UPSET ABOUT MY UNICORN.
>> Flapjack: MAYBE THIS IS WHO I AM.
MAYBE I'VE BEEN A CUDDLER ALL ALONG, AND IT'S ONLY STARTING TO
SHOW NOW.
>> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK, I CAN SEE YOUR SOUL, AND IT'S THE SOUL
OF SOMEONE WHO IS AT LEAST A HALF ADVENTURER.
NOW STOP WORRYING AND GET SOME SLEEP.
>> Flapjack: WHAT IF YOU'RE WRONG?
>> K'nuckles: I'M NEVER WRONG!
I WAS WRONG!
>> Flapjack: AAH!
AAH! AAH!
AAH!
AAH!
AAH!
AAH! AAH!
AAH! AAH! AAH!
AAH! AAH! AAH!
AAH!
AAAAAAAAAAAAH!
MAKE SURE IT'S TIGHT.
>> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK, THIS IS THE TIGHTEST KNOT IN THE WORLD.
>> ♪ THE TIGHTEST KNOT IN THE WORLD ♪
>> Flapjack: THANKS, CAP'N.
>> K'nuckles: DON'T BE SILLY, BOY.
THIRD TIME'S THE CHARM.
NOW, GET SOME SLEEP, YOU LITTLE...
CUDDLER!
>> Flapjack: AAH!
THANKS FOR LETTING ME ROW ON YOUR BOAT.
>> UH, YEAH.
>> Flapjack: WHERE ARE WE GOING, ANYWAYS?
>> WE ARE GOING TO IMPOSSIBLY FAR ISLAND ON THE OTHER SIDE OF
THE WORLD.
>> Flapjack: SOUNDS PRETTY GOOD TO ME.
>> K'nuckles: CUDDLER!
>> Flapjack: THIS ISN'T WORKING!
I THINK I'M GONNA HAVE TO CHANGE MY METHODS.
WHAT TIME IS IT, MR. LARRY?
>> JUST ABOUT SUN-UP.
>> Flapjack: THEN I JUST ABOUT MADE IT.
>> MORE COFFEE?
>> Flapjack: YES, PLEASE.
[ SLURPING ] >> K'nuckles: CUDDLER!
>> Flapjack: WHAT?!
IT'S NOT EVEN POSSIBLE!
>> K'nuckles: LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, FLAPJACK.
YOU'RE A SICKO, AND I'M SURE YOU'RE GONNA MAKE SOME CIRCUS
OWNER VERY RICH SOMEDAY.
>> Bubbie: K'NUCKLES!
>> K'nuckles: I KNOW, I KNOW, TAKE THE BOY TO THE CANDY BARREL
TO CHEER HIM UP.
>> Flapjack: NO, CAP'N.
I'M GONNA STAY HERE AND BEAT THIS THING.
>> K'nuckles: THEN I'LL GO TO THE CANDY BARREL AND CHEER
YOU UP.
>> Bubbie: FLAPJACK, BABY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>> Flapjack: I'M SETTING UP A CUDDLE-PREVENTION SYSTEM.
WHEN I TRY TO CREEP IN TONIGHT, THIS STRING WILL TRIGGER THAT
PILE OF CANNONS TO FALL ON MY HEAD AND SMASH ME AWAKE!
>> Bubbie: YOU'RE GONNA HURT YOURSELF!
>> Flapjack: WHO CARES?
MY CUDDLING'S OUT OF CONTROL!
>> Bubbie: BUT IT FEELS SO GOOD, PUNKIN!
>> Flapjack: I KNOW!
I'M SO ASHAMED.
>> Bubbie: NO, UNH-UNH-UNH-UNH.
WE DON'T DO SHAME, SUGARLOAF.
IF IT MEANS THAT MUCH TO YOU, I'LL STAY UP ALL NIGHT AND
MONITOR YOUR SLEEPING HABITS, SO IN THE MORNING, WE'LL AT LEAST
KNOW WHAT HAPPENED.
>> Flapjack: THANKS, BUBBIE.
>> K'nuckles: [ SNORING ] >> Bubbie: DON'T WORRY,
FLAPJACK.
IF THIS DOESN'T WORK, YOU CAN LIVE IN BUBBIE'S MOUTH.
FOREVER.
[ Echoing ] FOREVER.
>> K'nuckles: [ WHIMPERING ] [ MUTTERS ]
>> Bubbie: [ GASPS ] AAH!
HMM.
CUDDLER.
AHH.
>> Bubbie: MM-HMM.
[ SEA GULLS CAWING ] >> K'nuckles: [ YAWNING ]
AND I'M STILL THE MOST UNCOMFORTABLE ADVENTURER EVER.
[ CHUCKLES ] >> Bubbie: MM-HMM.
>> K'nuckles: OH, HEY, BUBBIE.
WHERE'S THE DOCK?
>> Flapjack: OH, NO!
IT HAPPENED AGAIN, BUBBIE!
DID YOU SEE ANYTHING?
>> Bubbie: OH, YEAH, BABY.
BUBBIE SAW SOMETHING REAL INTERESTING.
IN FACT, I THINK YOUR CUDDLING DAYS ARE OVER.
>> Flapjack: ARE YOU SURE?
>> Bubbie: SURE ENOUGH TO MAKE YOU AND K'NUCKLES SPEND THE
NIGHT ON SHARP-ANGLE ISLAND.
[ METAL CLASHING ] SEE YOU IN THE MORNING, SWEETIE.
AND YOU'RE GONNA BE JUST FINE.
I'M A LITTLE WORRIED ABOUT K'NUCKLES, THOUGH.
[ CHUCKLES ] >> Flapjack: NOW, WHY WOULD SHE
WORRY ABOUT YOU?
>> K'nuckles: I DON'T KNOW.
>> Flapjack: WHAT'S A FEW SHARP ANGLES TO A BIG, TOUGH
ADVENTURER LIKE YOU?
[ LAUGHS ] STOP IT, FLAPJACK!
I'M THE CUDDLER!
DON'T YOU SEE?
IT WAS ME THE WHOLE TIME!
>> Flapjack: I KNOW, SILLY.
>> K'nuckles: YOU DO?!
>> Flapjack: BUBBIE TOLD ME.
WE JUST WANTED TO HELP YOU GET IT OFF YOUR CHEST.
THANKS TO THE STORMALONG CENTER FOR THE PERFORMING ARTS!
>> Bubbie: WE SURE HAD YOU FOOLED!
[ LAUGHTER ] >> CUDDLER!
>> K'nuckles: NO! NO! NO!
>> WHAT A STORY!
K'NUCKLES CUDDLE CAPER CONCLUDES IN CRUSHING CATHARSIS.
>> K'nuckles: CUDDLER!
>> Flapjack: [ LAUGHING MANIACALLY ]
HEY, FLAPJACK.
COME WITH ME!
WE'LL GO AND SEE A PLACE CALLED CANDIED ISLAND!
>> Bubbie: ♪ WHO NEEDS CANDIED ISLAND? ♪
♪ IT'S SAFER AT THE DOCKS ♪ >> K'nuckles: ♪ BUT THERE AIN'T
NO STREAMS OF SODIE POP TO GO DRIPPIN' DOWN THE ROCKS ♪
>> Bubbie: ♪ IT'S DANGEROUS AND RISKY ♪
>> K'nuckles: ♪ BUT ADVENTUROUS AND FREE ♪
>> Flapjack: ♪ ADVENTURE, THAT'S THE LIFE FOR ME ♪
>> K'nuckles: ♪ THERE'S LOLLIPOP TREES AND A LEMONADE SEA! ♪
>> Bubbie: DOESN'T SOUND VERY GOOD TO ME.
>> ♪ THE MISADVENTURES OF... ♪ >> Flapjack: ♪ FLAPJACK ♪
[ SPLASH ]
>> K'nuckles: THERE'S NOTHING BETTER THAN RELAXING!
>> Flapjack: OH!
>> Both: [ GULPING ] >> K'nuckles: YOU SHOULDN'T
RELAX TOO MUCH.
HAVE TO BE CAREFUL.
>> Flapjack: I WILL.
RELAXING IS GREAT.
OOH.
AHH.
AAH!
>> K'nuckles: [ LAUGHS ] I WARNED YOU!
>> Flapjack: WHAT'S PEPPERMINT LARRY DOING?
>> K'nuckles: WHOA!
[ GULPING ] >> [ HUMMING ]
>> K'nuckles: WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
>> I'M USING LEFTOVER ROPE FROM THE KNOT FESTIVAL TO MAKE A
V.I.P. SECTION.
[ LAUGHS ] >> K'nuckles: WHOA, WHAT GOES ON
IN THERE?
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] PRETTY FANCY, HUH, FLAP?
>> Flapjack: HUH?
>> K'nuckles: COME ON, LET US IN!
>> WELL, NOW, ALL YOU NEED IS TO BE DRESSED ACCORDINGLY.
YOU HAVE A COAT -- GOOD.
AND PANTS...
YOU'RE NOT EVEN WEARING ANY PANTS.
>> K'nuckles: HEY, FLAPJACK, GO GET MY PANTS.
THANKS, FLAPJACK.
FANCY?
>> UH, I DIDN'T MEAN DIRTY PANTS.
I MEANT FANCY PANTS.
AND THERE'S A PERFECT EXAMPLE OF FANCY PANTS.
[ CHUCKLES ] >> Flapjack: FANCY!
>> A WAITER WILL BE RIGHT WITH YOU.
>> K'nuckles: COME ON!
LET US IN!
>> I'VE ALREADY TOLD YOU.
>> K'nuckles: AWW...
[ MOANS ] I HAVE TO GET FANCY PANTS!
>> Flapjack: WOW!
[ LAUGHING ] PANTS!
[ LAUGHING ] >> K'nuckles: [ GROANS ]
QUIT FOOLING AROUND, FLAP!
THIS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS.
>> Flapjack: SORRY, CAP'N.
>> K'nuckles: JUST GET LOOKING FOR A CHEAP PAIR OF FANCY PANTS.
>> Flapjack: CAP'N!
>> K'nuckles: LET'S SEE, LET'S SEE!
AW, MAN.
THIS IS HOPELESS!
HOW AM I GONNA GET INTO THE V.I.P.?
[ FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING ] [ BELL RINGING ]
[ RINGING CONTINUES ] >> K'nuckles: [ PANTING ]
WHAT ARE YOU DOING, BOY?!
>> Flapjack: I WAS JUST GONNA ASK --
>> K'nuckles: NO!
NEVER UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES DO YOU ASK SOMEONE FOR HELP!
YOU LOOK LIKE A WEAKLING.
>> [ CLEARS THROAT ] YOU GENTLEMEN MUST BE LOST.
CAN I HELP YOU FIND YOUR WAY TO THE SEWERS?
>> Flapjack: WE'RE NOT LOST.
>> K'nuckles: AND I'M NO GENTLEMAN!
>> MY APOLOGIES, MY GOOD MAN.
UPON A SECOND STUDY...
OH, MY.
INDEED, YOU ARE ANYTHING BUT A GENTLEMAN.
GOOD DAY TO YOU CHAPS.
>> Flapjack: WAIT!
WE NEED HELP FINDING SOME PANTS.
>> OH, WELL, WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO?
YOU'VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE, OLD MAN.
>> Flapjack: OH! [ Chuckling ] I'M A YOUNG BOY.
>> [ LAUGHS ] YES, YES, YES, A FUNNY YOUNG BOY
AT THAT.
SO, WHAT KIND OF PANTS ARE WE LOOKING FOR TODAY?
>> Both: FANCY PANTS!
>> AHA, YES, INDEED, FANCY PANTS.
FOR THEY ARE ALL FANCY, BUT PURCHASING THE RIGHT STYLE IS
THE KEY.
WE HAVE THE HIGH-HORSE PANT.
[ CLOPPING ] THE IVORY TICKLERS.
[ PLAYING UP-TEMPO SONG ] THE MIDNIGHT DELIGHT.
>> K'nuckles: WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!
"PURCHASE"?
>> SORRY?
>> Flapjack: DO YOU HAVE ANY FREE FANCY PANTS?
>> [ LAUGHS ] FREE FANCY PANTS?
[ LAUGHING ] FREE FANCY PANTS?!
[ LAUGHING ] [ INHALES DEEPLY ]
[ LAUGHING ] ACTUALLY, WE DO HAVE ONE FREE
PAIR OF FANCY PANTS RIGHT OVER THERE.
[ CHOIR VOCALIZING ] >> ♪ IF YOU CAN FIT INTO THESE,
THEY'RE FREE! ♪ >> K'nuckles: WHAT?!
THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!
NOT EVEN THE BIGGEST BIGGO COULD FIT INTO THOSE!
>> THAT'S THE DEAL.
TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT.
>> Flapjack: YOU CAN DO IT, CAP'N.
YOU CAN DO ANYTHING.
>> THE ONLY WAY INTO THE V.I.P.
SECTION IS TO WEAR FANCY PANTS.
>> K'nuckles: I'LL BE BACK FOR THOSE FANCY PANTS.
I CAN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO GET INTO THOSE PANTS.
DARN THESE SKINNY LEGS!
I WISH THEY WERE BIGGER.
>> Flapjack: WHAT?
THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH YOUR LEGS.
I LIKE YOUR LEGS.
THEY'RE FINE.
>> CANDY-COATED HOT DOG?
>> Flapjack: HEY, MAYBE YOU CAN EAT THESE TO GET BIGGER AND FIT
INTO THOSE PANTS.
>> K'nuckles: I DON'T LIKE HOT DOGS.
YICK!
>> DON'T LIKE THE TASTE OF HOT DOGS?
DON'T WORRY, FRIEND.
THE CANDY ELIMINATES ANY FLAVOR OF HOT DOG.
>> Flapjack: I KNOW YOU LIKE CANDY.
>> K'nuckles: YEAH, I DO.
HOW MUCH DO YOU CHARGE?
>> 10 GOLD COIN.
>> K'nuckles: FOR A HOT DOG?!
>> IT'S DIPPED IN SPECIAL CANDY -- GOOD, TASTY CANDY.
MOUTH-WATERING CANDY.
BETWEEN A SPECIALLY MADE BUN.
>> K'nuckles: EVEN IF I HAD 10 GOLD COIN, I WOULDN'T PAY
10 GOLD COIN FOR A HOT DOG!
>> HOW ABOUT A SAMPLE?
>> K'nuckles: MMM.
>> Flapjack: EH?
>> K'nuckles: IT WAS OKAY.
>> Flapjack: CAN I HAVE A SAMPLE?
>> K'nuckles: WHAT'S GOING ON?
>> Flapjack: YOU JUST GOT A LITTLE BIGGER.
>> K'nuckles: WELL, HOW DID I GET --
>> IT'S FROM THE CANDY-COATED HOT DOG.
>> K'nuckles: HOT DOG?
>> CANDY-COATED HOT DOG.
MY CANDY COATING IS VERY STRONGLY HIGH-GRADE EFFECTIVELY
SUPER FATTENING -- ADDS INCHES IN SECONDS.
>> K'nuckles: MMM!
>> Flapjack: HEY, MY FREE SAMPLE!
>> K'nuckles: COME ON, COME ON.
HEY, LOOK AT THIS!
>> Flapjack: Can I have another sample?
>> ONLY ONE SAMPLE PER POTENTIAL CUSTOMER.
>> K'nuckles: HOW MUCH FOR JUST THE CANDY?
>> IT'S FREE.
BUT ONLY IF YOU EAT ALL OF THIS!
>> K'nuckles: HEY, IS THIS A JOKE?
>> NO, NOT AT ALL.
IT'S A PROMOTION TO SPREAD THE WONDERFUL FLAVOR EXPLOSION
COMBINATION OF HOT DOG COATED WITH CANDY.
>> K'nuckles: LET'S GET STARTED!
>> Flapjack: OH, NO.
>> K'nuckles: [ BURPS ] JUST GAS.
>> Flapjack: GO, CAP'N!
>> K'nuckles: UNGH!
>> I HOPE YOU DON'T FINISH.
[ LAUGHS ] >> K'nuckles: YOU'RE GONNA HAVE
TO SHOVE IT IN.
>> Flapjack: THAT LOOKS LIKE EVERYTHING.
>> GOOD THING THAT'S FINISHED.
I COULDN'T HAVE ANOTHER.
>> CONGRATULATIONS! YOU DID IT!
YOU ALMOST HAD TO PAY ME MONEY!
>> K'nuckles: GIVE ME THOSE FANCY PANTS!
>> AAH!
>> K'nuckles: A LITTLE HELP, FLAP!
>> Flapjack: UNGH!
>> K'nuckles: GIVE ME THOSE FANCY PANTS!
>> INDEED.
>> K'nuckles: [ INHALES DEEPLY ] >> Flapjack: YIPPEE-DOO!!
I KNEW YOU COULD DO IT, CAP'N!
>> K'nuckles: [ LAUGHS ] I TOLD YA, BOY!
I TOLD YA.
>> YOU, SIR, HAVE BESTED ME.
THE PANTS ARE YOURS.
AND FOR OVERCOMING SUCH HARDSHIP WITH SHEER WILL OF THE HEART, AN
EXTRA GIFT.
HA! HA-HA!
>> K'nuckles: TO THE V.I.P.
SECTION!
[ BREATHING HEAVILY ] >> Flapjack: YOU DON'T LOOK SO
GOOD, CAP'N.
>> K'nuckles: WHAT?!
>> Flapjack: NO, I MEAN, YOU LOOK GOOD, BUT...
>> K'nuckles: YEAH?!
>> Flapjack: OH, NEVERMIND.
>> K'nuckles: WELL, QUIT WASTING TIME.
WE GOT TO GET TO THAT V.I.P.
SECTION.
>> Both: [ GASPING ] >> [ GASPS ]
[ INDISTINCT TALKING ] [ PANTING ]
WHOA, WHOA!
AAH!
OH!
RIGHT THIS WAY, MISTER.
K'NUCKLES?!
OH, NO!
>> K'nuckles: HEY, WHAT GIVES?!
>> I'VE KNOWN YOU FOR TOO LONG, NOW, K'NUCKLES, AND I SIMPLY
CANNOT LET YOU INTO THE V.I.P.
SECTION.
>> K'nuckles: BUT I GOT THE FANCY PANTS!
>> Flapjack: YEAH!
>> I'M SORRY, BUT YOU CAN'T JUST FIND A SPIT-OUT CANDY ON THE
STREET, SLAP ON A FANCY NEW WRAPPER, AND CALL IT DELICIOUS.
>> K'nuckles: I'VE CHANGED.
ACQUIRING THESE HAVE TAUGHT ME A FEW THINGS.
IT TAKES HARD WORK AND DETERMINATION.
I HAVE WORKED LONG AND HARD.
THE PEOPLE IN HERE DESERVE TO BE IN THIS SECTION.
I BET THEY WORKED LONG AND HARD.
[ ALL TALKING INDISTINCTLY ] IT'S NOT WHAT A PERSON WEARS.
IT'S WHAT A PERSON HAS DONE TO FIT INTO THOSE PANTS HE WEARS
THAT MAKES HIM A BIGGER MAN.
>> All: LET HIM IN! LET HIM IN!
LET HIM IN! LET HIM IN!
>> UHH...
ALL RIGHT!
YOU WIN, K'NUCKLES.
RIGHT THIS WAY, SIR.
[ LAUGHS ] >> Flapjack: NO, IT'S OKAY!
THEY'RE JUST HOT DOGS.
THEY'RE JUST HOT DOGS.
>> NO-O-O-O-O-O-O!
>> K'NUCKLES!
NO WAY, K'NUCKLES!
>> Flapjack: COME ON, HE SAID HE'S SORRY.
>> NO V.I.P. FOR K'NUCKIE EVER AGAIN!
>> Flapjack: YOU'RE RIGHT, CAP'N.
THE SKY DOES LOOK DIFFERENT WHEN YOU'RE CAMPING.
>> K'nuckles: YEAH, IT'S DARKER.
WELL, I'M PRETTY TUCKERED OUT.
YOU KNOW, FROM ALL THIS CAMPING.
I THINK I'LL TURN IN.
>> Flapjack: GOOD NIGHT, CAP'N.
>> K'nuckles: GOOD NIGHT, FLAPJACK.
>> Flapjack: GOOD NIGHT, BUBBIE!
>> Bubbie: SLEEP TIGHT, BABY.
>> Flapjack: UNGH, UNGH!
WOW, CAMPING'S UNCOMFORTABLE.
>> K'nuckles: ADVENTURES ARE UNCOMFORTABLE.
IF YOU'RE GONNA DO ANY REAL ADVENTURING, YOU GOT TO GET
COMFORTABLE WITH BEING UNCOMFORTABLE.
>> Flapjack: CAP'N?
>> K'nuckles: YEAH?
>> Flapjack: AM I UNCOMFORTABLE ENOUGH TO BE AN ADVENTURER?
>> K'nuckles: YOU'RE MAKING ME UNCOMFORTABLE.
>> Flapjack: REALLY?!
[ LAUGHING MANIACALLY ] >> K'nuckles: OH, YEAH.
>> Flapjack: I'M GONNA BE THE MOST UNCOMFORTABLE ADVENTURER
EVER.
>> WE FOUND THE TREASURE!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] UNFORTUNATELY, IT'S IN THE
MIDDLE OF SHARP-ANGLE ISLAND, SO GETTING TO IT IS GOING TO BE...
UNCOMFORTABLE.
>> All: [ GROANING ] >> ANY VOLUNTEERS?
WE'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE UNTIL SOMEONE VOLUNTEERS!
[ SPLASH! ] >> Flapjack: IN THAT CASE, DON'T
GET TOO COMFORTABLE.
[ LAUGHS ] >> All: [ GASPING ]
>> YOU, SIR, DESERVE A PILLOW.
>> Flapjack: PUT SOME ROCKS IN IT.
>> All: [ CHEERING ] FLAPJACK! FLAPJACK! FLAPJACK!
FLAPJACK! FLAPJACK! FLAPJACK!
>> Flapjack: [ GIGGLING ] >> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK!
FLAPJACK! FLAPJACK!
BUBBIE, HAVE YOU SEEN FLAPJACK?
I WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND HE -- WHOA.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
>> Flapjack: I DON'T KNOW.
THE LAST THING I REMEMBER WAS SLEEPING IN THAT UNCOMFORTABLE
CAMPING CRATE.
>> K'nuckles: WELL, YOU LOOK PRETTY COMFORTABLE NOW.
>> Bubbie: HE MUST HAVE COME IN DURING THE NIGHT.
I GUESS HE CAN'T SLEEP WITHOUT CUDDLING OLD BUBBIE'S TONGUE
LIKE A -- A SECURITY BLANKET.
[ CHUCKLES ] IT'S ADORABLE.
>> K'nuckles: IT'S HILARIOUS!
YOU'RE A CUDDLER, FLAP!
>> Flapjack: WHAT?!
>> K'nuckles: A BLUBBER-HUGGING CUDDLE JUMPER!
[ LAUGHS ] >> Flapjack: OH, NO!
>> Bubbie: THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH CUDDLING, FLAPJACK.
>> Flapjack: REALLY?
>> K'nuckles: NAH, THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH --
>> Bubbie: THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH IT.
NOW GET THAT NUZZLE BUG OVER TO THE CANDY BARREL AND CHEER
HIM UP.
>> K'nuckles: AHH.
>> Flapjack: [ GROWLING ] >> K'nuckles: AH, COME ON,
FLAPJACK.
LOOK, YOU'RE A CUDDLER, AND YOU CAN FEEL BAD ABOUT THAT.
BUT AT LEAST YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY CUDDLER IN HERE.
LOOK AT ALL THOSE GUYS.
THAT'S A REAL BUNCH OF CUDDLERS.
>> CUDDLING?
I'M JUST TRYING TO STRAIGHTEN OUT THIS GUY'S BACK.
[ CRACK! ] >> AND I'M JUST TRYING TO PICK
THIS GUY'S POCKET.
>> I'M TRYING TO PUT THIS SIGN ON HIS BACK.
>> WE'RE JUST TRYING TO GET OUR DRINKS.
>> Both: [ GROANING ] >> WHAT'S WITH ALL THIS CUDDLE
TALK?
[ ANGRY MURMURING ] >> K'nuckles: TAKE IT EASY,
FELLAS!
NO REASON TO GET ALL FISTY.
WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN AN ADVENTURER AND A CUDDLER?
FLAPJACK'S A CUDDLER!
[ LAUGHTER ] >> DON'T FEEL BAD, FLAPJACK.
I'VE GOT SOMETHING TO CHEER YOU UP RIGHT HERE.
I CALL IT CUDDLER'S DELIGHT -- AFTER YOU!
[ LAUGHTER ] >> THERE HE IS, CHILDREN.
THERE'S THE CUDDLER.
SHOW US YOUR DRAWINGS.
>> ♪ CUDDLER, CUDDLER, CUDDLER, CUDDLER, CUDDLER, CUDDLER ♪
>> NOW, THIS IS A STORY.
STORMALONG'S SMALLEST SAILOR STRUGGLES WITH SNUGGLES.
IF I HURRY, I'LL MAKE THE LATE EDITION OF THE
STORMALONG SCUTTLEBUTT.
>> WHERE IS HE?
WHERE IS THE CUDDLER?
CUDDLE SOMETHING.
>> Flapjack: NO.
>> CUDDLE THAT BAR STOOL.
I'LL GIVE YOU MY UNICORN.
>> [ WHINES ] >> K'nuckles: DO IT, FLAP!
[ LAUGHTER ] ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
YOU'VE HAD YOUR FUN.
NOW GIVE ME MY UNICORN.
>> Flapjack: WHAT IF IT HAPPENS AGAIN, CAP'N?
CAP'N?
>> K'nuckles: HUH? WHA?
SORRY, BOY.
I'M STILL UPSET ABOUT MY UNICORN.
>> Flapjack: MAYBE THIS IS WHO I AM.
MAYBE I'VE BEEN A CUDDLER ALL ALONG, AND IT'S ONLY STARTING TO
SHOW NOW.
>> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK, I CAN SEE YOUR SOUL, AND IT'S THE SOUL
OF SOMEONE WHO IS AT LEAST A HALF ADVENTURER.
NOW STOP WORRYING AND GET SOME SLEEP.
>> Flapjack: WHAT IF YOU'RE WRONG?
>> K'nuckles: I'M NEVER WRONG!
I WAS WRONG!
>> Flapjack: AAH!
AAH! AAH!
AAH!
AAH!
AAH!
AAH! AAH!
AAH! AAH! AAH!
AAH! AAH! AAH!
AAH!
AAAAAAAAAAAAH!
MAKE SURE IT'S TIGHT.
>> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK, THIS IS THE TIGHTEST KNOT IN THE WORLD.
>> ♪ THE TIGHTEST KNOT IN THE WORLD ♪
>> Flapjack: THANKS, CAP'N.
>> K'nuckles: DON'T BE SILLY, BOY.
THIRD TIME'S THE CHARM.
NOW, GET SOME SLEEP, YOU LITTLE...
CUDDLER!
>> Flapjack: AAH!
THANKS FOR LETTING ME ROW ON YOUR BOAT.
>> UH, YEAH.
>> Flapjack: WHERE ARE WE GOING, ANYWAYS?
>> WE ARE GOING TO IMPOSSIBLY FAR ISLAND ON THE OTHER SIDE OF
THE WORLD.
>> Flapjack: SOUNDS PRETTY GOOD TO ME.
>> K'nuckles: CUDDLER!
>> Flapjack: THIS ISN'T WORKING!
I THINK I'M GONNA HAVE TO CHANGE MY METHODS.
WHAT TIME IS IT, MR. LARRY?
>> JUST ABOUT SUN-UP.
>> Flapjack: THEN I JUST ABOUT MADE IT.
>> MORE COFFEE?
>> Flapjack: YES, PLEASE.
[ SLURPING ] >> K'nuckles: CUDDLER!
>> Flapjack: WHAT?!
IT'S NOT EVEN POSSIBLE!
>> K'nuckles: LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, FLAPJACK.
YOU'RE A SICKO, AND I'M SURE YOU'RE GONNA MAKE SOME CIRCUS
OWNER VERY RICH SOMEDAY.
>> Bubbie: K'NUCKLES!
>> K'nuckles: I KNOW, I KNOW, TAKE THE BOY TO THE CANDY BARREL
TO CHEER HIM UP.
>> Flapjack: NO, CAP'N.
I'M GONNA STAY HERE AND BEAT THIS THING.
>> K'nuckles: THEN I'LL GO TO THE CANDY BARREL AND CHEER
YOU UP.
>> Bubbie: FLAPJACK, BABY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>> Flapjack: I'M SETTING UP A CUDDLE-PREVENTION SYSTEM.
WHEN I TRY TO CREEP IN TONIGHT, THIS STRING WILL TRIGGER THAT
PILE OF CANNONS TO FALL ON MY HEAD AND SMASH ME AWAKE!
>> Bubbie: YOU'RE GONNA HURT YOURSELF!
>> Flapjack: WHO CARES?
MY CUDDLING'S OUT OF CONTROL!
>> Bubbie: BUT IT FEELS SO GOOD, PUNKIN!
>> Flapjack: I KNOW!
I'M SO ASHAMED.
>> Bubbie: NO, UNH-UNH-UNH-UNH.
WE DON'T DO SHAME, SUGARLOAF.
IF IT MEANS THAT MUCH TO YOU, I'LL STAY UP ALL NIGHT AND
MONITOR YOUR SLEEPING HABITS, SO IN THE MORNING, WE'LL AT LEAST
KNOW WHAT HAPPENED.
>> Flapjack: THANKS, BUBBIE.
>> K'nuckles: [ SNORING ] >> Bubbie: DON'T WORRY,
FLAPJACK.
IF THIS DOESN'T WORK, YOU CAN LIVE IN BUBBIE'S MOUTH.
FOREVER.
[ Echoing ] FOREVER.
>> K'nuckles: [ WHIMPERING ] [ MUTTERS ]
>> Bubbie: [ GASPS ] AAH!
HMM.
CUDDLER.
AHH.
>> Bubbie: MM-HMM.
[ SEA GULLS CAWING ] >> K'nuckles: [ YAWNING ]
AND I'M STILL THE MOST UNCOMFORTABLE ADVENTURER EVER.
[ CHUCKLES ] >> Bubbie: MM-HMM.
>> K'nuckles: OH, HEY, BUBBIE.
WHERE'S THE DOCK?
>> Flapjack: OH, NO!
IT HAPPENED AGAIN, BUBBIE!
DID YOU SEE ANYTHING?
>> Bubbie: OH, YEAH, BABY.
BUBBIE SAW SOMETHING REAL INTERESTING.
IN FACT, I THINK YOUR CUDDLING DAYS ARE OVER.
>> Flapjack: ARE YOU SURE?
>> Bubbie: SURE ENOUGH TO MAKE YOU AND K'NUCKLES SPEND THE
NIGHT ON SHARP-ANGLE ISLAND.
[ METAL CLASHING ] SEE YOU IN THE MORNING, SWEETIE.
AND YOU'RE GONNA BE JUST FINE.
I'M A LITTLE WORRIED ABOUT K'NUCKLES, THOUGH.
[ CHUCKLES ] >> Flapjack: NOW, WHY WOULD SHE
WORRY ABOUT YOU?
>> K'nuckles: I DON'T KNOW.
>> Flapjack: WHAT'S A FEW SHARP ANGLES TO A BIG, TOUGH
ADVENTURER LIKE YOU?
[ LAUGHS ] STOP IT, FLAPJACK!
I'M THE CUDDLER!
DON'T YOU SEE?
IT WAS ME THE WHOLE TIME!
>> Flapjack: I KNOW, SILLY.
>> K'nuckles: YOU DO?!
>> Flapjack: BUBBIE TOLD ME.
WE JUST WANTED TO HELP YOU GET IT OFF YOUR CHEST.
THANKS TO THE STORMALONG CENTER FOR THE PERFORMING ARTS!
>> Bubbie: WE SURE HAD YOU FOOLED!
[ LAUGHTER ] >> CUDDLER!
>> K'nuckles: NO! NO! NO!
>> WHAT A STORY!
K'NUCKLES CUDDLE CAPER CONCLUDES IN CRUSHING CATHARSIS.
>> K'nuckles: CUDDLER!
>> Flapjack: [ LAUGHING MANIACALLY ]