The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack (2008–2010): Season 2, Episode 19 - Rye Ruv Roo - full transcript
>> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK.
HEY, FLAPJACK.
COME WITH ME!
WE'LL GO AND SEE A PLACE CALLED CANDIED ISLAND!
>> Bubbie: ♪ WHO NEEDS CANDIED ISLAND? ♪
♪ IT'S SAFER AT THE DOCKS ♪ >> K'nuckles: ♪ BUT THERE AIN'T
NO STREAMS OF SODIE POP TO GO DRIPPIN' DOWN THE ROCKS ♪
>> Bubbie: ♪ IT'S DANGEROUS AND RISKY ♪
>> K'nuckles: ♪ BUT ADVENTUROUS AND FREE ♪
>> Flapjack: ♪ ADVENTURE, THAT'S THE LIFE FOR ME ♪
>> K'nuckles: ♪ THERE'S LOLLIPOP TREES AND A LEMONADE SEA! ♪
>> Bubbie: DOESN'T SOUND VERY GOOD TO ME.
>> ♪ THE MISADVENTURES OF... ♪ >> Flapjack: ♪ FLAPJACK ♪
[ SPLASH ]
>> THE FOLLOWING EPISODE WAS DRAWN BEFORE A LIVE STUDIO
AUDIENCE.
[ APPLAUSE ] >> Flapjack: THE STORYTELLER'S
CLUB?
>> K'nuckles: THAT'S RIGHT, FLAPPY.
THIS IS WHERE OLD-TIME ADVENTURERS SHARE THEIR STORIES
OF DANGEROUS AND DARING ADVENTURES.
>> Flapjack: WOW!
AND I GET TO SHARE, TOO?
>> K'nuckles: [ INHALES DEEPLY ] NO.
[ AUDIENCE LAUGHS ] BUT YOU CAN WATCH AS AN OLD PRO
LIKE CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES DOES IT.
OBSERVE!
GENTLEMEN!
THE CAPTAIN HAS RETURN...ED?
[ AUDIENCE LAUGHS ] WHAT IN THE...
IT'S JUST A BUNCH OF KIDS -- A BUNCH OF INEXPERIENCED,
NO-NOTHING, WET-BEHIND-THE-BRAIN TENDERHEARTS.
WHERE ARE ALL THE OLD-TIMERS?
>> THEY RETIRED.
>> YEAH.
>> K'nuckles: RETIRED?
OH.
OH, WELL, MORE TIME FOR MY STORIES.
>> Flapjack: BUT, CAP'N, THESE GUYS ARE -- They're a lot
younger than you.
MAYBE YOU WON'T FIT -- >> K'nuckles: [ Laughing ] OH,
FLAPJACK, I'M YOUNG AT HEART.
>> "YOUNG AT HEART"?
>> THAT'S SOMETHING OLD PEOPLE SAY.
>> WHAT'S YOUR NAME, GRANDPA?
>> K'nuckles: WHAT'S MY -- I'M CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES!
>> OH, YEAH, WE HEARDS ABOUT YOU FROM THE OLD-TIMERS.
>> YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.
YOUSE THE GUY THAT WENT ON ALL OF THEM ADVENTURES.
>> Flapjack: THEY KNOW ABOUT YOU!
[ ALL TALKING EXCITEDLY ] >> ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET STARTED.
WHO'D LIKE TO BEGIN?
>> [ INHALES DEEPLY ] >> K'nuckles: RIGHT HERE.
NOW, WATCH HOW I CAPTURE THEIR ATTENTION RIGHT OFF THE BAT.
[ CLEARS THROAT ] [ COUGHS ]
>> Flapjack: YAY!
>> K'nuckles: ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO.
[ CLEARS THROAT ] [ SMACKS LIPS, COUGHS ]
[ HACKING ] [ AUDIENCE LAUGHS ]
>> All: EWW.
>> K'nuckles: ALL RIGHT, NOW, HOW DOES THIS BEGIN?
[ CHUCKLES ] LET'S SEE, UH...
UH, I, UH...
IT, UM...
>> Flapjack: TELL 'EM ABOUT THE TIME --
>> K'nuckles: QUIET, BOY!
YOU'RE RUININ' MY CONCENTRATION.
UH...OH!
ALWAYS START WITH A JOKE.
[ INHALES DEEPLY ] HOW DO YOU GET DOWN OFF A DUCK?
NO, NO, NO. WAIT, WAIT.
IT'S, UH...
HOW DO YOU GET AN ELEPHANT OFF OF -- NO, THAT'S NOT IT.
IT'S, UH...
YOU DON'T GET DOWN OFF AN ELEPHANT.
YOU GET DOWN OFF A DUCK!
OKAY, SERIOUSLY NOW, HERE'S THE STORY.
IT WAS A MONDAY, AROUND 6:45, ER, MAYBE 6:48, AND I WOKE UP!
AND THAT'S WHEN MY FATHER LEFT.
YOU KNOW, NOW THAT I THINK OF IT, IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN
WEDNESDAY.
OH, IT WAS COLD, TOO -- BELOW ZERO.
AND THERE WAS A PAPER BOY AND, YOU KNOW, "EXTRA, EXTRA!
READ ALL ABOUT IT!" AND WAIT.
WAIT, IT WAS A FRIDAY!
AND, WAIT, I FORGOT TO MENTION THAT I WAS OUT OF EGGS.
YOU SEE, BACK IN THOSE DAYS...
ALL RIGHT, NOW, YOU'RE PROBABLY WONDERING, WHO TAKES A TURTLE TO
A MAGIC SHOW?
AND YOU'RE RIGHT TO WONDER, BUT I DIDN'T HAVE TIME TO WONDER
BECAUSE...
THAT'S WHEN MY FATHER CAME HOME!
[ DING! ] [ CHILD GIGGLES ]
OH.
WELL, I GUESS THAT WAS JUST TOO COMPLICATED FOR THEM.
>> OKAY, RIGHT.
UH, WHO'D LIKE TO GO NEXT?
HOW ABOUT YOU, KID?
>> Flapjack: OH, I-I DON'T REALLY...
>> K'nuckles: GO ON, FLAP.
YOU CAN DO IT.
TELL THEM ABOUT THE DAY WE WENT TO THE CANDY BARREL.
>> Flapjack: SO, UM, THERE -- THERE WAS THIS TIME I WENT TO...
[ GULPS ] ...THE C-CAN--
>> C-C-CANDIED ISLAND?!
>> Flapjack: YES.
>> HE WENT TO CANDIED ISLAND!
[ AUDIENCE CHEERS ] >> Flapjack: LET'S SEE.
WE FOUND...
>> STRAW HUTS OCCUPIED BY VICIOUS AND BARBARIC PIRATES!
>> YEAH!
[ AUDIENCE CHEERS ] [ ALL TALKING EXCITEDLY ]
>> MORE! MORE! MORE!
>> MORE STORY!
>> Flapjack: AND THEN...
AND THEN...
>> YOU CHALLENGED THEM TO A HIGH-STAKES GAME OF POKER AND
WON!
>> YOU GOT THEM TO CHASE YOU UP A CLIFF AND LOST THEM IN A
SERIES OF CAVES!
>> YOU OUTSMARTED THEM WITH YOUR SUPERIOR INTELLECT AND TOOK OVER
THEIR CREW!
>> YOU LIT THEIR HUTS ON FIRE AND USED THE SMOKE TO SIGNAL
REINFORCEMENTS!
>> YOU TOOK ALL THEIR SWORDS AND BENT THEM INTO A JUNGLE GYM!
>> Flapjack: THE END!
[ AUDIENCE CHEERING ] >> THAT WAS THE BEST STORY WE'VE
EVER HEARD!
[ ALL TALKING EXCITEDLY ] >> K'nuckles: LOOK, LOOK, LOOK,
LOOK.
THAT AIN'T HOW YOU TELL A STORY!
YOU TELL THE END AT THE BEGINNING, AND THE REST DOESN'T
MATTER!
>> WHY DON'T YOU LEAVE HIM ALONE?
>> YEAH, LAY OFF!
[ ALL TALKING ] >> K'nuckles: LOOK [CHUCKLES]
LISTEN, GUYS...
>> NO, YOU LISTEN, GRAMPS!
THIS IS OUR CLUB, AND WE MAKE THE RULES.
[ ALL SHOUTING ] >> K'nuckles: FINE, THEN!
I'M SORRY WE DIDN'T GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER BETTER!
[ CHILD LAUGHS ] >> DON'T WORRY, KID.
HE'LL GET OVER IT.
COME ON.
[ CLOCK CUCKOOS ] [ AUDIENCE LAUGHS ]
HEY, FLAPJACK, YOU WANT TO GO HAVE LUNCH WITH US?
>> THAT'S WHERE THE REAL STORIES ARE TOLD.
>> Flapjack: SURE, I'D -- >> K'nuckles: LOVE TO GET SOME
LUNCH!
WHERE ARE WE GOING?
[ CLOCK TICKING ] I SAID, WHERE ARE WE GOING?
>> UH, WE -- WE -- WE, UH, G-GONNA --
>> WE'RE GONNA EAT HERE, ACTUALLY.
>> YEAH, UH, ACTUALLY, YOU'RE GONNA GO GET US LUNCH.
>> K'nuckles: [ GROWLS ] [ AUDIENCE LAUGHS ]
[ CHOMP! CHOMP! CHOMP! ] >> YOU KNOW, THIS IS ACTUALLY
PRETTY GOOD!
>> Both: MM-HMM!
[ CHOMP! ] >> WHERE'D YOU GET IT?
>> K'nuckles: FROM THE BOTTOM...
[ MUNCH! ] >> FROM THE BOTTOM OF WHAT?
>> K'nuckles: THE BOTTOM OF THE BARREL.
[ AUDIENCE SCREAMING ] [ ALL GAGGING, COUGHING ]
I'VE HAD SO MANY ADVENTURES AT THE BOTTOM OF A BARREL.
IN FACT, THAT REMINDS ME OF ANOTHER STORY.
>> UH, SLIP!
WHY DON'T YOU TELL THE STORY ABOUT THAT, UH, FOSSILIZED SHARK
TOOTH THAT TOOK YEARS TO FIND?
>> OH, YOU MEAN THE REALLY LONG STORY?
>> YEAH, THAT ONE.
>> K'nuckles: SHARK'S TOOTH?!
THAT'S NOTHIN'!
I GOT SOMETHING FOR -- >> UH, MAYBE YOU SHOULD GET US
DINNER NOW.
>> Flapjack: AW, COME ON, CAP'N.
DON'T TAKE IT PERSONALLY.
>> K'nuckles: I DON'T UNDERSTAND THESE KIDS.
"DOWN OFF A DUCK" -- THAT WAS A SMASH HIT BACK IN THE DAY!
MAYBE I'M JUST A WASHED-UP OLD HAS-BEEN.
>> Flapjack: DON'T SAY THAT, CAP'N.
HEY, I KNOW!
MAYBE WE COULD GO ON SOME NEW ADVENTURES, AND THEN YOU'D HAVE
SOME NEW STORIES TO TELL!
>> K'nuckles: NOW, THERE'S AN IDEA.
NEW STORIES, EH?
WELL, IF IT'S NEW STORIES THEY WANT, THEN IT'S NEW STORIES
THEY'LL GET.
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ] OKAY!
SIT DOWN, EVERYBODY, AND I'LL HAND OUT THE SANDWICHES.
IT'S NICE TO GET A LITTLE ONE-ON-ONE TIME.
Uh, between you and me, I wouldn't believe what Andy over
there says about you.
I think you're okay.
[ LAUGHS ] SANDWICHES!
You know, it takes a tough lad to walk away from the kind of
dirt that Jeff says behind your back.
HOW YA DOING, BUDDY?
[ LAUGHS ] Just so you know, I don't agree
with your pals.
That pot on your head does not make you look fat.
>> THAT'S ENOUGH, OLD MAN!
WE KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO DO!
BOYS, I'M CALLING AN EMERGENCY CONFAB!
[ ALL MURMURING ] ALL RIGHT!
WE HEREBY "DEGREE" BY AMANI-- AMINI-- MANANIM-- ANIMOUS --
WHATEVER -- TO EXPEL CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES FROM THE
STORYTELLERS' CLUB!
>> K'nuckles: WHA?!
YOU PUNKS WOULDN'T HAVE A CLUB IF IT WEREN'T FOR ME!
MY PICTURE'S ON THE WALL, FOR PAP'S SAKE!
[ GASPS ] [ MUTTERING ]
[ GROANS ] [ AUDIENCE LAUGHS AND JEERS ]
>> Flapjack: CAP'N, WAIT!
DON'T LET IT GET YOU DOWN.
ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS GO ON A NEW ADVENTURE, YOU KNOW, GET BACK IN
THE MIX.
>> K'nuckles: I DON'T NEED TO "GET BACK IN THE MIX."
THESE KIDS NEED TO KNOW WHAT A GREAT STORYTELLER I AM!
THAT'S IT.
OH, YES, YES, YES.
THAT'S GOOD.
>> Flapjack: NOT ANOTHER IDEA, CAP'N.
>> K'nuckles: NO!
ANOTHER GREAT IDEA.
WELCOME TO CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES' ADVENTURE TELLIN' CLUB, WHERE
THE REAL ADVENTURES ARE TOLD.
WELCOME, WELCOME!
NOW, LET'S SEE, A STORY.
A STORY.
[ CHUCKLES ] LET'S SEE, UH...
SO, THERE IS THIS FOSSILIZED SHARK'S TOOTH, OKAY?
AND IT TOOK YEARS AND, UH, YEARS, UH, UH, TO FIND, AND,
UH, UM, UM...
YOU KNOW, YOU GUYS ARE A GREAT CROWD.
I WANT TO SAY THAT, YOU KNOW.
>> THESE STORIES STINK!
>> I'D RATHER LISTEN TO MY WIFE!
>> I'D RATHER GET SURGERY!
[ ALL SHOUTING ] >> AND WHERE IS THE FREE CANDY?!
[ ALL SHOUTING ] >> K'nuckles: WHAT?!
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
[ AUDIENCE LAUGHS ] >> LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
>> K'nuckles: WAIT!
WHERE YA GOIN'?!
COME BACK!
YOU IDIOTS!
WAIT!
THAT WASN'T EVEN MY STORY!
LISTEN!
HOW DO YOU GET DOWN OFF A DUCK?
>> Flapjack: OH, CAP'N.
I DON'T THINK IT MATTERS ANYMORE.
>> K'nuckles: [ SOBS ] WHERE DID I GO WRONG?
[ SOBBING ] >> Flapjack: OVER THERE?
[ AUDIENCE LAUGHS ] >> K'nuckles: [ SOBBING STOPS ]
THERE'S ONLY ONE THING LEFT TO DO NOW!
>> Flapjack: CAP'N, W-WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?
>> K'nuckles: [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] OH, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I'M GONNA
DO...
>> Flapjack: CAP'N, GET AHOLD OF YOURSELF!
STOP!
>> K'nuckles: I'M GONNA TRASH THIS KIDDY CLUB TO KINGDOM COME!
[ GRUNTING ] >> Flapjack: CAP'N, IT'S CLOSED.
>> K'nuckles: HMM.
NOT FOR LONG.
>> Flapjack: CAP'N, WAIT!
YOU'LL REGRET IT!
[ MUFFLED TALKING ] MY OLD-TIME STORYTELLIN' CLUB
BUDDIES!
HELP ME UNTIE 'EM, FLAP!
[ AUDIENCE CHEERS, APPLAUSE ] WHAT GIVES, MAN?
>> THOSE YOUNG PUNKS TOOK OVER OUR CLUB AND KEPT US LOCKED UP
HERE!
>> AND THEY STOLE ALL OF OUR STORIES!
>> AND OUR CLOTHES!
>> AND MY BEDPAN!
[ AUDIENCE EWWs ] [ BOTH GASP ]
>> K'nuckles: WHY, OF ALL THE DIRTY, ROTTEN...
[ GROWLS ] HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT FOR A
STORY?
>> ROLL EM', CLANCY!
>> NO FAIR!
WHEN WE GET OUT OF THE CLINK, WE'LL SEE WHOSE STORIES ARE
BETTER THAN...
[ AUDIENCE CHEERS ] >> Flapjack: HUH?
>> All: HOORAY FOR CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES!
HOORAY FOR CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES!
>> Flapjack: THIS IS GONNA MAKE QUITE A STORY!
[ AUDIENCE CHEERS ] >> HEY, WAIT A MINUTE.
DIDN'T WE HATE K'NUCKLES?
>> HE IS A TERRIBLE STORYTELLER!
[ AUDIENCE LAUGHS ]
>> THE FOLLOWING EPISODE WAS DRAWN BEFORE A LIVE STUDIO
AUDIENCE.
[ AUDIENCE CHEERS ] >> K'nuckles: NO, NO, NO, NO,
NO, NO, NO.
EXAGGERATIN' IS COMPLETELY DIFFERENT THAN LYING!
[ AUDIENCE SHOUTING ] OH, WAIT.
IS, UH, LYING THE ONE WHERE YOU LIE?
>> Flapjack: UH-HUH.
>> K'nuckles: OH, YEAH.
WELL, THEN IT IS CALLED LYING.
AND IT'S, UH -- AND IT'S AN ADVENTURER'S BEST TOOL.
>> Flapjack: BUT...ISN'T LYING WRONG?
>> K'nuckles: PBHT!
ONLY IF YOU DO IT WRONG.
WATCH AND LEARN, KID.
WATCH AND LEARN.
[ CRACKING ] AAAAAAH.
[ CRACK! CRACK! ] [ SLURPING ]
AHEM! HMM!
YOUR SHOE'S UNTIED.
[ AUDIENCE GIGGLES ] >> Flapjack: NO, THEY'RE NOT.
[ CHOMP! CHOMP! ] >> K'nuckles: I KNOW.
>> Flapjack: BUT YOU SAID...
[ GASPS ] OHHHHHH!
[ AUDIENCE LAUGHS ] >> Flapjack: WATCH OUT BEHIND
YOU, K'NUCKLES!
[ CHUCKLES ] >> K'nuckles: [ CHOMP! CHOMP! ]
>> Flapjack: [ CHUCKLES ] THERE'S A [LAUGHS] SEA MONSTER
BEHIND YOU!
[ AUDIENCE LAUGHS ] [ CHOMPING STOPS ]
>> K'nuckles: [ GASPS ] SEA...MONSTER?!
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
[ AUDIENCE LAUGHING ] AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
>> Flapjack: [ LAUGHS ] [ AUDIENCE CHEERS ]
>> K'nuckles: AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
AAAAAHHHHH!
AAAH!
[ PANTING ] >> ♪ BREAK GLASS IN CASE OF SEA
MONSTER ♪ [ AUDIENCE CHEERS ]
>> K'nuckles: [ GULPING ] [ AUDIENCE LAUGHS ]
>> ♪ ARE YOU SURE? ♪ ♪ ARE YOU...SURE? ♪
[ AUDIENCE CHEERS ] [ INHALES DEEPLY ]
[ BLOWS FORCEFULLY ] COME ON, COME ON, COME ON!
[ BUZZER ] [ AUDIENCE CHEERS ]
[ STRAINING ] [ BELL TOLLING ]
[ AUDIENCE CHEERS ] SEA MONSTER!
[ ALL SCREAMING ] SEA MONSTER!
>> SEA MONSTER?!
[ PANTING ] IT'S NOT GETTING MY CANDY!
[ AUDIENCE LAUGHS ] [ CREAKING ]
[ AUDIENCE LAUGHS, CHEERS ] [ SIRENS WAIL ]
>> Flapjack: [ LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY ]
[ AUDIENCE LAUGHS ] >> K'nuckles: WHAT ARE YOU
LAUGHING ABOUT?!
>> Flapjack: THERE IS NO SEA MONSTER.
I WAS JUST LYING.
>> K'nuckles: THERE IS NO SEA MONSTER?!
[ ALL SHOUTING ] >> All: HUH?
>> HUH?!
>> HMM?
>> NO SEA MONSTER?!
>> Flapjack: [ GIGGLES ] >> K'nuckles: [ CHUCKLES
NERVOUSLY ] >> K'NUCKLES HAS RUNG THE BELL
IN VAIN!
>> YES.
>> YES.
>> GO GET HIM!
THE HANDS THAT RANG THE BELL!
[ AUDIENCE LAUGHS ] THE TONGUE AND MOUTH THAT CRIED
"SEA MONSTER!" [ AUDIENCE LAUGHS ]
[ ALL GRUMBLING, MURMURING ] [ TWANG! ]
>> Flapjack: [ LAUGHING ] [ LAUGHING STOPS ]
[ SPLASH ] [ AUDIENCE LAUGHS ]
>> HMPH!
[ ALL GRUMBLING ] >> Flapjack: WHERE'D K'NUCKLES
GO?
>> HE IS BANISHED FROM STORMALONG AND MUST LIVE
UNDERWATER FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE.
[ AUDIENCE GASPS ] >> Flapjack: AAAH!
BUT WHY?!
>> [ SIGHS ] AS EVERYONE IN STORMALONG
KNOWS...
[ Quickly ] EXCEPT YOU, APPARENTLY...
[ Normal voice ] IF YOU RING THE SEA MONSTER ALARM AND
THERE'S NO SEA MONSTER...
FFFTHT!
BANISHED!
>> Flapjack: B-B-BUT WHAT IF IT WASN'T K'NUCKLES' FAULT, AND HE
JUST THOUGHT THERE WAS A SEA MONSTER?
>> OH, DEAR!
MERCY, NO!
THAT IS A POSSIBILITY, ISN'T IT?
LET'S CONSULT THE TOWN CHARTER.
>> Flapjack: W-W-WHERE IS IT?
TOWN HALL?!
>> NO, NO!
I KEEP AN IMAGINARY COPY OF IT RIGHT HERE!
[ AUDIENCE LAUGHS ] LET'S SEE...
"IN CASE OF AN ACCIDENT, IT...
DOESN'T MATTER!" HE RANG THE BELL...
NO SEA MONSTER...
BANISHED!
[ AUDIENCE AWWs ] >> Flapjack: [ WHIMPERS ]
>> Bubbie: AAAAAH!
>> Flapjack: HI, CAP'N!
[ AUDIENCE LAUGHS ] WE BROUGHT LUNCH.
[ CHOMPING ] [ VOMITS ]
[ AUDIENCE LAUGHS ] THAT WAS BUBBIE'S IDEA!
>> Bubbie: [ LAUGHS ] >> Flapjack: DON'T WORRY,
K'NUCKLES.
I'LL GET YOU OUT OF THIS.
I JUST DON'T KNOW HOW.
>> Bubbie: THAT SERVES YOU RIGHT, K'NUCKLES.
TEACHING MY BABY TO LIE.
>> Flapjack: [ GASPS ] >> K'nuckles: LYING IS AN
ADVENTURER'S BEST TOOL.
>> Flapjack: THAT'S IT!
SORRY, K'NUCKLES!
LUNCH IS GONNA BE A LITTLE RUSHED!
[ CHOMPING ] [ VOMITING ]
[ AUDIENCE LAUGHING ] PEPPERMINT LARRY!
PEPPERMINT LARRY!
PEPPERMINT LARRY!
CAN K'NUCKLES COME BACK TO STORMALONG IF I BRING YOU
PROOF...
[ TINK! ] ...THAT HE SAW A SEA MONSTER?
>> UH, NOT SURE WHY YOU WINKED, BUT, SURE, I GUESS HE COULD COME
BACK IF YOU PROVE HE WAS RIGHT.
>> Flapjack: YES!
[ AUDIENCE CHEERS ] >> [ LAUGHS ]
>> Flapjack: [ GRUNTS ] BOOP!
[ AUDIENCE LAUGHS ] >> [ WHIRRING ]
>> Flapjack: OKAY, NOW.
UM, NOW, DRAW A BIG SEA MONSTER RIGHT HERE, AND THEN EVERYONE
WILL THINK THERE WAS A SEA MONSTER AND K'NUCKLES DIDN'T
RING THE BELL FOR NOTHING!
[ AUDIENCE CHEERS ] >> I CAN'T DRAW WHAT I DON'T
SEE!
ALTHOUGH I COULD GET CREATIVE FOR A LITTLE OF THIS.
[ LAUGHS ] [ WHIRRING ]
>> Flapjack: OH, I DON'T NEED A PICTURE OF MONEY.
I NEED ONE OF A SEA MONSTER!
OHH.
[ DING! ] UNLESS...
>> Bubbie: I DON'T KNOW, PUDDIN'.
YOU SURE YOU KNOW HOW TO PUT MAKEUP ON?
>> Flapjack: SURE, BUBBIE.
JUST A LITTLE AROUND YOUR EYES.
[ GRUNTS ] BOOP. BOOP.
AND MAYBE A LITTLE MORE HERE.
[ AUDIENCE LAUGHS ] PERFECT!
SAY CHEESE!
[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ] >> [ SCREAMS ]
[ WHIRS ] SEA MONSTER!
SEA MONSTER!
SEA MONSTER!
[ BELL TOLLING ] [ ALL SCREAMING ]
>> WAIT! NO, NO!
THERE'S NO SEA MONSTER!
>> NO! NO!
[ TWANG! ] [ AUDIENCE CHEERS ]
[ SPLASH ] >> Bubbie: ARE YOU UP TO
SOMETHING, DUMPLIN'?
>> Flapjack: UH...
NO.
[ ZOOM! ] I GOT IT! I GOT IT!
HERE'S PROOF THAT K'NUCKLES SAW A SEA MONSTER!
>> HUH?!
WELL, I'LL BE!
[ AUDIENCE LAUGHS ] I-I GUESS K'NUCKLES CAN GO FREE.
>> Flapjack: [ GASPS ] [ AUDIENCE CHEERS, APPLAUDS ]
>> BUT, THEN, IF THERE REALLY IS A SEA MONSTER, THEN...
>> Both: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
>> Flapjack: IT'S OKAY! HE LEFT!
[ BOTH SIGH ] [ SCREAMING, BANGING ]
[ ALL GASP ] >> I THOUGHT YOU SAID HE LEFT!
[ ALARM RINGING ] [ SEA MONSTER SCREECHING ]
[ AUDIENCE SCREAMING ] [ ALL SCREAMING ]
>> OOH!
HUH?
MM-MM-HMM!
[ AUDIENCE CHEERS ] [ COOING ]
[ ALL SCREAMING ] >> All: HUH?
>> [ COOING ] >> Bubbie: OH!
UM, I-I-I-I AM FLATTERED, BUT, UNFORTUNATELY, UM, OOOH...
I HAVE TO WASH MY HAIR THAT DAY.
>> Flapjack: [ GASPS ] BUBBIE!
>> [ MOANS ] [ SNIFFLES ]
[ MOANING ] [ AUDIENCE LAUGHS ]
>> Flapjack: BUBBIE, YOU DON'T HAVE HAIR.
DID YOU JUST TELL A LIE?
>> Bubbie: OH, UM, UH, NO.
NO, SUGAR, NO, NO, NO.
YOU SEE -- WELL, WELL, LET ME PUT IT THIS WAY, UM...
WHO WANTS TO GO GET K'NUCKLES?
>> Flapjack: YAY!
[ AUDIENCE CHEERS ] >> K'nuckles: [ GRUMBLES ]
BUNCH OF LIARS!
[ AUDIENCE LAUGHS, CHEERS ]
HEY, FLAPJACK.
COME WITH ME!
WE'LL GO AND SEE A PLACE CALLED CANDIED ISLAND!
>> Bubbie: ♪ WHO NEEDS CANDIED ISLAND? ♪
♪ IT'S SAFER AT THE DOCKS ♪ >> K'nuckles: ♪ BUT THERE AIN'T
NO STREAMS OF SODIE POP TO GO DRIPPIN' DOWN THE ROCKS ♪
>> Bubbie: ♪ IT'S DANGEROUS AND RISKY ♪
>> K'nuckles: ♪ BUT ADVENTUROUS AND FREE ♪
>> Flapjack: ♪ ADVENTURE, THAT'S THE LIFE FOR ME ♪
>> K'nuckles: ♪ THERE'S LOLLIPOP TREES AND A LEMONADE SEA! ♪
>> Bubbie: DOESN'T SOUND VERY GOOD TO ME.
>> ♪ THE MISADVENTURES OF... ♪ >> Flapjack: ♪ FLAPJACK ♪
[ SPLASH ]
>> THE FOLLOWING EPISODE WAS DRAWN BEFORE A LIVE STUDIO
AUDIENCE.
[ APPLAUSE ] >> Flapjack: THE STORYTELLER'S
CLUB?
>> K'nuckles: THAT'S RIGHT, FLAPPY.
THIS IS WHERE OLD-TIME ADVENTURERS SHARE THEIR STORIES
OF DANGEROUS AND DARING ADVENTURES.
>> Flapjack: WOW!
AND I GET TO SHARE, TOO?
>> K'nuckles: [ INHALES DEEPLY ] NO.
[ AUDIENCE LAUGHS ] BUT YOU CAN WATCH AS AN OLD PRO
LIKE CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES DOES IT.
OBSERVE!
GENTLEMEN!
THE CAPTAIN HAS RETURN...ED?
[ AUDIENCE LAUGHS ] WHAT IN THE...
IT'S JUST A BUNCH OF KIDS -- A BUNCH OF INEXPERIENCED,
NO-NOTHING, WET-BEHIND-THE-BRAIN TENDERHEARTS.
WHERE ARE ALL THE OLD-TIMERS?
>> THEY RETIRED.
>> YEAH.
>> K'nuckles: RETIRED?
OH.
OH, WELL, MORE TIME FOR MY STORIES.
>> Flapjack: BUT, CAP'N, THESE GUYS ARE -- They're a lot
younger than you.
MAYBE YOU WON'T FIT -- >> K'nuckles: [ Laughing ] OH,
FLAPJACK, I'M YOUNG AT HEART.
>> "YOUNG AT HEART"?
>> THAT'S SOMETHING OLD PEOPLE SAY.
>> WHAT'S YOUR NAME, GRANDPA?
>> K'nuckles: WHAT'S MY -- I'M CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES!
>> OH, YEAH, WE HEARDS ABOUT YOU FROM THE OLD-TIMERS.
>> YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.
YOUSE THE GUY THAT WENT ON ALL OF THEM ADVENTURES.
>> Flapjack: THEY KNOW ABOUT YOU!
[ ALL TALKING EXCITEDLY ] >> ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET STARTED.
WHO'D LIKE TO BEGIN?
>> [ INHALES DEEPLY ] >> K'nuckles: RIGHT HERE.
NOW, WATCH HOW I CAPTURE THEIR ATTENTION RIGHT OFF THE BAT.
[ CLEARS THROAT ] [ COUGHS ]
>> Flapjack: YAY!
>> K'nuckles: ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO.
[ CLEARS THROAT ] [ SMACKS LIPS, COUGHS ]
[ HACKING ] [ AUDIENCE LAUGHS ]
>> All: EWW.
>> K'nuckles: ALL RIGHT, NOW, HOW DOES THIS BEGIN?
[ CHUCKLES ] LET'S SEE, UH...
UH, I, UH...
IT, UM...
>> Flapjack: TELL 'EM ABOUT THE TIME --
>> K'nuckles: QUIET, BOY!
YOU'RE RUININ' MY CONCENTRATION.
UH...OH!
ALWAYS START WITH A JOKE.
[ INHALES DEEPLY ] HOW DO YOU GET DOWN OFF A DUCK?
NO, NO, NO. WAIT, WAIT.
IT'S, UH...
HOW DO YOU GET AN ELEPHANT OFF OF -- NO, THAT'S NOT IT.
IT'S, UH...
YOU DON'T GET DOWN OFF AN ELEPHANT.
YOU GET DOWN OFF A DUCK!
OKAY, SERIOUSLY NOW, HERE'S THE STORY.
IT WAS A MONDAY, AROUND 6:45, ER, MAYBE 6:48, AND I WOKE UP!
AND THAT'S WHEN MY FATHER LEFT.
YOU KNOW, NOW THAT I THINK OF IT, IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN
WEDNESDAY.
OH, IT WAS COLD, TOO -- BELOW ZERO.
AND THERE WAS A PAPER BOY AND, YOU KNOW, "EXTRA, EXTRA!
READ ALL ABOUT IT!" AND WAIT.
WAIT, IT WAS A FRIDAY!
AND, WAIT, I FORGOT TO MENTION THAT I WAS OUT OF EGGS.
YOU SEE, BACK IN THOSE DAYS...
ALL RIGHT, NOW, YOU'RE PROBABLY WONDERING, WHO TAKES A TURTLE TO
A MAGIC SHOW?
AND YOU'RE RIGHT TO WONDER, BUT I DIDN'T HAVE TIME TO WONDER
BECAUSE...
THAT'S WHEN MY FATHER CAME HOME!
[ DING! ] [ CHILD GIGGLES ]
OH.
WELL, I GUESS THAT WAS JUST TOO COMPLICATED FOR THEM.
>> OKAY, RIGHT.
UH, WHO'D LIKE TO GO NEXT?
HOW ABOUT YOU, KID?
>> Flapjack: OH, I-I DON'T REALLY...
>> K'nuckles: GO ON, FLAP.
YOU CAN DO IT.
TELL THEM ABOUT THE DAY WE WENT TO THE CANDY BARREL.
>> Flapjack: SO, UM, THERE -- THERE WAS THIS TIME I WENT TO...
[ GULPS ] ...THE C-CAN--
>> C-C-CANDIED ISLAND?!
>> Flapjack: YES.
>> HE WENT TO CANDIED ISLAND!
[ AUDIENCE CHEERS ] >> Flapjack: LET'S SEE.
WE FOUND...
>> STRAW HUTS OCCUPIED BY VICIOUS AND BARBARIC PIRATES!
>> YEAH!
[ AUDIENCE CHEERS ] [ ALL TALKING EXCITEDLY ]
>> MORE! MORE! MORE!
>> MORE STORY!
>> Flapjack: AND THEN...
AND THEN...
>> YOU CHALLENGED THEM TO A HIGH-STAKES GAME OF POKER AND
WON!
>> YOU GOT THEM TO CHASE YOU UP A CLIFF AND LOST THEM IN A
SERIES OF CAVES!
>> YOU OUTSMARTED THEM WITH YOUR SUPERIOR INTELLECT AND TOOK OVER
THEIR CREW!
>> YOU LIT THEIR HUTS ON FIRE AND USED THE SMOKE TO SIGNAL
REINFORCEMENTS!
>> YOU TOOK ALL THEIR SWORDS AND BENT THEM INTO A JUNGLE GYM!
>> Flapjack: THE END!
[ AUDIENCE CHEERING ] >> THAT WAS THE BEST STORY WE'VE
EVER HEARD!
[ ALL TALKING EXCITEDLY ] >> K'nuckles: LOOK, LOOK, LOOK,
LOOK.
THAT AIN'T HOW YOU TELL A STORY!
YOU TELL THE END AT THE BEGINNING, AND THE REST DOESN'T
MATTER!
>> WHY DON'T YOU LEAVE HIM ALONE?
>> YEAH, LAY OFF!
[ ALL TALKING ] >> K'nuckles: LOOK [CHUCKLES]
LISTEN, GUYS...
>> NO, YOU LISTEN, GRAMPS!
THIS IS OUR CLUB, AND WE MAKE THE RULES.
[ ALL SHOUTING ] >> K'nuckles: FINE, THEN!
I'M SORRY WE DIDN'T GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER BETTER!
[ CHILD LAUGHS ] >> DON'T WORRY, KID.
HE'LL GET OVER IT.
COME ON.
[ CLOCK CUCKOOS ] [ AUDIENCE LAUGHS ]
HEY, FLAPJACK, YOU WANT TO GO HAVE LUNCH WITH US?
>> THAT'S WHERE THE REAL STORIES ARE TOLD.
>> Flapjack: SURE, I'D -- >> K'nuckles: LOVE TO GET SOME
LUNCH!
WHERE ARE WE GOING?
[ CLOCK TICKING ] I SAID, WHERE ARE WE GOING?
>> UH, WE -- WE -- WE, UH, G-GONNA --
>> WE'RE GONNA EAT HERE, ACTUALLY.
>> YEAH, UH, ACTUALLY, YOU'RE GONNA GO GET US LUNCH.
>> K'nuckles: [ GROWLS ] [ AUDIENCE LAUGHS ]
[ CHOMP! CHOMP! CHOMP! ] >> YOU KNOW, THIS IS ACTUALLY
PRETTY GOOD!
>> Both: MM-HMM!
[ CHOMP! ] >> WHERE'D YOU GET IT?
>> K'nuckles: FROM THE BOTTOM...
[ MUNCH! ] >> FROM THE BOTTOM OF WHAT?
>> K'nuckles: THE BOTTOM OF THE BARREL.
[ AUDIENCE SCREAMING ] [ ALL GAGGING, COUGHING ]
I'VE HAD SO MANY ADVENTURES AT THE BOTTOM OF A BARREL.
IN FACT, THAT REMINDS ME OF ANOTHER STORY.
>> UH, SLIP!
WHY DON'T YOU TELL THE STORY ABOUT THAT, UH, FOSSILIZED SHARK
TOOTH THAT TOOK YEARS TO FIND?
>> OH, YOU MEAN THE REALLY LONG STORY?
>> YEAH, THAT ONE.
>> K'nuckles: SHARK'S TOOTH?!
THAT'S NOTHIN'!
I GOT SOMETHING FOR -- >> UH, MAYBE YOU SHOULD GET US
DINNER NOW.
>> Flapjack: AW, COME ON, CAP'N.
DON'T TAKE IT PERSONALLY.
>> K'nuckles: I DON'T UNDERSTAND THESE KIDS.
"DOWN OFF A DUCK" -- THAT WAS A SMASH HIT BACK IN THE DAY!
MAYBE I'M JUST A WASHED-UP OLD HAS-BEEN.
>> Flapjack: DON'T SAY THAT, CAP'N.
HEY, I KNOW!
MAYBE WE COULD GO ON SOME NEW ADVENTURES, AND THEN YOU'D HAVE
SOME NEW STORIES TO TELL!
>> K'nuckles: NOW, THERE'S AN IDEA.
NEW STORIES, EH?
WELL, IF IT'S NEW STORIES THEY WANT, THEN IT'S NEW STORIES
THEY'LL GET.
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ] OKAY!
SIT DOWN, EVERYBODY, AND I'LL HAND OUT THE SANDWICHES.
IT'S NICE TO GET A LITTLE ONE-ON-ONE TIME.
Uh, between you and me, I wouldn't believe what Andy over
there says about you.
I think you're okay.
[ LAUGHS ] SANDWICHES!
You know, it takes a tough lad to walk away from the kind of
dirt that Jeff says behind your back.
HOW YA DOING, BUDDY?
[ LAUGHS ] Just so you know, I don't agree
with your pals.
That pot on your head does not make you look fat.
>> THAT'S ENOUGH, OLD MAN!
WE KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO DO!
BOYS, I'M CALLING AN EMERGENCY CONFAB!
[ ALL MURMURING ] ALL RIGHT!
WE HEREBY "DEGREE" BY AMANI-- AMINI-- MANANIM-- ANIMOUS --
WHATEVER -- TO EXPEL CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES FROM THE
STORYTELLERS' CLUB!
>> K'nuckles: WHA?!
YOU PUNKS WOULDN'T HAVE A CLUB IF IT WEREN'T FOR ME!
MY PICTURE'S ON THE WALL, FOR PAP'S SAKE!
[ GASPS ] [ MUTTERING ]
[ GROANS ] [ AUDIENCE LAUGHS AND JEERS ]
>> Flapjack: CAP'N, WAIT!
DON'T LET IT GET YOU DOWN.
ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS GO ON A NEW ADVENTURE, YOU KNOW, GET BACK IN
THE MIX.
>> K'nuckles: I DON'T NEED TO "GET BACK IN THE MIX."
THESE KIDS NEED TO KNOW WHAT A GREAT STORYTELLER I AM!
THAT'S IT.
OH, YES, YES, YES.
THAT'S GOOD.
>> Flapjack: NOT ANOTHER IDEA, CAP'N.
>> K'nuckles: NO!
ANOTHER GREAT IDEA.
WELCOME TO CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES' ADVENTURE TELLIN' CLUB, WHERE
THE REAL ADVENTURES ARE TOLD.
WELCOME, WELCOME!
NOW, LET'S SEE, A STORY.
A STORY.
[ CHUCKLES ] LET'S SEE, UH...
SO, THERE IS THIS FOSSILIZED SHARK'S TOOTH, OKAY?
AND IT TOOK YEARS AND, UH, YEARS, UH, UH, TO FIND, AND,
UH, UM, UM...
YOU KNOW, YOU GUYS ARE A GREAT CROWD.
I WANT TO SAY THAT, YOU KNOW.
>> THESE STORIES STINK!
>> I'D RATHER LISTEN TO MY WIFE!
>> I'D RATHER GET SURGERY!
[ ALL SHOUTING ] >> AND WHERE IS THE FREE CANDY?!
[ ALL SHOUTING ] >> K'nuckles: WHAT?!
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
[ AUDIENCE LAUGHS ] >> LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
>> K'nuckles: WAIT!
WHERE YA GOIN'?!
COME BACK!
YOU IDIOTS!
WAIT!
THAT WASN'T EVEN MY STORY!
LISTEN!
HOW DO YOU GET DOWN OFF A DUCK?
>> Flapjack: OH, CAP'N.
I DON'T THINK IT MATTERS ANYMORE.
>> K'nuckles: [ SOBS ] WHERE DID I GO WRONG?
[ SOBBING ] >> Flapjack: OVER THERE?
[ AUDIENCE LAUGHS ] >> K'nuckles: [ SOBBING STOPS ]
THERE'S ONLY ONE THING LEFT TO DO NOW!
>> Flapjack: CAP'N, W-WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?
>> K'nuckles: [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] OH, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I'M GONNA
DO...
>> Flapjack: CAP'N, GET AHOLD OF YOURSELF!
STOP!
>> K'nuckles: I'M GONNA TRASH THIS KIDDY CLUB TO KINGDOM COME!
[ GRUNTING ] >> Flapjack: CAP'N, IT'S CLOSED.
>> K'nuckles: HMM.
NOT FOR LONG.
>> Flapjack: CAP'N, WAIT!
YOU'LL REGRET IT!
[ MUFFLED TALKING ] MY OLD-TIME STORYTELLIN' CLUB
BUDDIES!
HELP ME UNTIE 'EM, FLAP!
[ AUDIENCE CHEERS, APPLAUSE ] WHAT GIVES, MAN?
>> THOSE YOUNG PUNKS TOOK OVER OUR CLUB AND KEPT US LOCKED UP
HERE!
>> AND THEY STOLE ALL OF OUR STORIES!
>> AND OUR CLOTHES!
>> AND MY BEDPAN!
[ AUDIENCE EWWs ] [ BOTH GASP ]
>> K'nuckles: WHY, OF ALL THE DIRTY, ROTTEN...
[ GROWLS ] HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT FOR A
STORY?
>> ROLL EM', CLANCY!
>> NO FAIR!
WHEN WE GET OUT OF THE CLINK, WE'LL SEE WHOSE STORIES ARE
BETTER THAN...
[ AUDIENCE CHEERS ] >> Flapjack: HUH?
>> All: HOORAY FOR CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES!
HOORAY FOR CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES!
>> Flapjack: THIS IS GONNA MAKE QUITE A STORY!
[ AUDIENCE CHEERS ] >> HEY, WAIT A MINUTE.
DIDN'T WE HATE K'NUCKLES?
>> HE IS A TERRIBLE STORYTELLER!
[ AUDIENCE LAUGHS ]
>> THE FOLLOWING EPISODE WAS DRAWN BEFORE A LIVE STUDIO
AUDIENCE.
[ AUDIENCE CHEERS ] >> K'nuckles: NO, NO, NO, NO,
NO, NO, NO.
EXAGGERATIN' IS COMPLETELY DIFFERENT THAN LYING!
[ AUDIENCE SHOUTING ] OH, WAIT.
IS, UH, LYING THE ONE WHERE YOU LIE?
>> Flapjack: UH-HUH.
>> K'nuckles: OH, YEAH.
WELL, THEN IT IS CALLED LYING.
AND IT'S, UH -- AND IT'S AN ADVENTURER'S BEST TOOL.
>> Flapjack: BUT...ISN'T LYING WRONG?
>> K'nuckles: PBHT!
ONLY IF YOU DO IT WRONG.
WATCH AND LEARN, KID.
WATCH AND LEARN.
[ CRACKING ] AAAAAAH.
[ CRACK! CRACK! ] [ SLURPING ]
AHEM! HMM!
YOUR SHOE'S UNTIED.
[ AUDIENCE GIGGLES ] >> Flapjack: NO, THEY'RE NOT.
[ CHOMP! CHOMP! ] >> K'nuckles: I KNOW.
>> Flapjack: BUT YOU SAID...
[ GASPS ] OHHHHHH!
[ AUDIENCE LAUGHS ] >> Flapjack: WATCH OUT BEHIND
YOU, K'NUCKLES!
[ CHUCKLES ] >> K'nuckles: [ CHOMP! CHOMP! ]
>> Flapjack: [ CHUCKLES ] THERE'S A [LAUGHS] SEA MONSTER
BEHIND YOU!
[ AUDIENCE LAUGHS ] [ CHOMPING STOPS ]
>> K'nuckles: [ GASPS ] SEA...MONSTER?!
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
[ AUDIENCE LAUGHING ] AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
>> Flapjack: [ LAUGHS ] [ AUDIENCE CHEERS ]
>> K'nuckles: AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
AAAAAHHHHH!
AAAH!
[ PANTING ] >> ♪ BREAK GLASS IN CASE OF SEA
MONSTER ♪ [ AUDIENCE CHEERS ]
>> K'nuckles: [ GULPING ] [ AUDIENCE LAUGHS ]
>> ♪ ARE YOU SURE? ♪ ♪ ARE YOU...SURE? ♪
[ AUDIENCE CHEERS ] [ INHALES DEEPLY ]
[ BLOWS FORCEFULLY ] COME ON, COME ON, COME ON!
[ BUZZER ] [ AUDIENCE CHEERS ]
[ STRAINING ] [ BELL TOLLING ]
[ AUDIENCE CHEERS ] SEA MONSTER!
[ ALL SCREAMING ] SEA MONSTER!
>> SEA MONSTER?!
[ PANTING ] IT'S NOT GETTING MY CANDY!
[ AUDIENCE LAUGHS ] [ CREAKING ]
[ AUDIENCE LAUGHS, CHEERS ] [ SIRENS WAIL ]
>> Flapjack: [ LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY ]
[ AUDIENCE LAUGHS ] >> K'nuckles: WHAT ARE YOU
LAUGHING ABOUT?!
>> Flapjack: THERE IS NO SEA MONSTER.
I WAS JUST LYING.
>> K'nuckles: THERE IS NO SEA MONSTER?!
[ ALL SHOUTING ] >> All: HUH?
>> HUH?!
>> HMM?
>> NO SEA MONSTER?!
>> Flapjack: [ GIGGLES ] >> K'nuckles: [ CHUCKLES
NERVOUSLY ] >> K'NUCKLES HAS RUNG THE BELL
IN VAIN!
>> YES.
>> YES.
>> GO GET HIM!
THE HANDS THAT RANG THE BELL!
[ AUDIENCE LAUGHS ] THE TONGUE AND MOUTH THAT CRIED
"SEA MONSTER!" [ AUDIENCE LAUGHS ]
[ ALL GRUMBLING, MURMURING ] [ TWANG! ]
>> Flapjack: [ LAUGHING ] [ LAUGHING STOPS ]
[ SPLASH ] [ AUDIENCE LAUGHS ]
>> HMPH!
[ ALL GRUMBLING ] >> Flapjack: WHERE'D K'NUCKLES
GO?
>> HE IS BANISHED FROM STORMALONG AND MUST LIVE
UNDERWATER FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE.
[ AUDIENCE GASPS ] >> Flapjack: AAAH!
BUT WHY?!
>> [ SIGHS ] AS EVERYONE IN STORMALONG
KNOWS...
[ Quickly ] EXCEPT YOU, APPARENTLY...
[ Normal voice ] IF YOU RING THE SEA MONSTER ALARM AND
THERE'S NO SEA MONSTER...
FFFTHT!
BANISHED!
>> Flapjack: B-B-BUT WHAT IF IT WASN'T K'NUCKLES' FAULT, AND HE
JUST THOUGHT THERE WAS A SEA MONSTER?
>> OH, DEAR!
MERCY, NO!
THAT IS A POSSIBILITY, ISN'T IT?
LET'S CONSULT THE TOWN CHARTER.
>> Flapjack: W-W-WHERE IS IT?
TOWN HALL?!
>> NO, NO!
I KEEP AN IMAGINARY COPY OF IT RIGHT HERE!
[ AUDIENCE LAUGHS ] LET'S SEE...
"IN CASE OF AN ACCIDENT, IT...
DOESN'T MATTER!" HE RANG THE BELL...
NO SEA MONSTER...
BANISHED!
[ AUDIENCE AWWs ] >> Flapjack: [ WHIMPERS ]
>> Bubbie: AAAAAH!
>> Flapjack: HI, CAP'N!
[ AUDIENCE LAUGHS ] WE BROUGHT LUNCH.
[ CHOMPING ] [ VOMITS ]
[ AUDIENCE LAUGHS ] THAT WAS BUBBIE'S IDEA!
>> Bubbie: [ LAUGHS ] >> Flapjack: DON'T WORRY,
K'NUCKLES.
I'LL GET YOU OUT OF THIS.
I JUST DON'T KNOW HOW.
>> Bubbie: THAT SERVES YOU RIGHT, K'NUCKLES.
TEACHING MY BABY TO LIE.
>> Flapjack: [ GASPS ] >> K'nuckles: LYING IS AN
ADVENTURER'S BEST TOOL.
>> Flapjack: THAT'S IT!
SORRY, K'NUCKLES!
LUNCH IS GONNA BE A LITTLE RUSHED!
[ CHOMPING ] [ VOMITING ]
[ AUDIENCE LAUGHING ] PEPPERMINT LARRY!
PEPPERMINT LARRY!
PEPPERMINT LARRY!
CAN K'NUCKLES COME BACK TO STORMALONG IF I BRING YOU
PROOF...
[ TINK! ] ...THAT HE SAW A SEA MONSTER?
>> UH, NOT SURE WHY YOU WINKED, BUT, SURE, I GUESS HE COULD COME
BACK IF YOU PROVE HE WAS RIGHT.
>> Flapjack: YES!
[ AUDIENCE CHEERS ] >> [ LAUGHS ]
>> Flapjack: [ GRUNTS ] BOOP!
[ AUDIENCE LAUGHS ] >> [ WHIRRING ]
>> Flapjack: OKAY, NOW.
UM, NOW, DRAW A BIG SEA MONSTER RIGHT HERE, AND THEN EVERYONE
WILL THINK THERE WAS A SEA MONSTER AND K'NUCKLES DIDN'T
RING THE BELL FOR NOTHING!
[ AUDIENCE CHEERS ] >> I CAN'T DRAW WHAT I DON'T
SEE!
ALTHOUGH I COULD GET CREATIVE FOR A LITTLE OF THIS.
[ LAUGHS ] [ WHIRRING ]
>> Flapjack: OH, I DON'T NEED A PICTURE OF MONEY.
I NEED ONE OF A SEA MONSTER!
OHH.
[ DING! ] UNLESS...
>> Bubbie: I DON'T KNOW, PUDDIN'.
YOU SURE YOU KNOW HOW TO PUT MAKEUP ON?
>> Flapjack: SURE, BUBBIE.
JUST A LITTLE AROUND YOUR EYES.
[ GRUNTS ] BOOP. BOOP.
AND MAYBE A LITTLE MORE HERE.
[ AUDIENCE LAUGHS ] PERFECT!
SAY CHEESE!
[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ] >> [ SCREAMS ]
[ WHIRS ] SEA MONSTER!
SEA MONSTER!
SEA MONSTER!
[ BELL TOLLING ] [ ALL SCREAMING ]
>> WAIT! NO, NO!
THERE'S NO SEA MONSTER!
>> NO! NO!
[ TWANG! ] [ AUDIENCE CHEERS ]
[ SPLASH ] >> Bubbie: ARE YOU UP TO
SOMETHING, DUMPLIN'?
>> Flapjack: UH...
NO.
[ ZOOM! ] I GOT IT! I GOT IT!
HERE'S PROOF THAT K'NUCKLES SAW A SEA MONSTER!
>> HUH?!
WELL, I'LL BE!
[ AUDIENCE LAUGHS ] I-I GUESS K'NUCKLES CAN GO FREE.
>> Flapjack: [ GASPS ] [ AUDIENCE CHEERS, APPLAUDS ]
>> BUT, THEN, IF THERE REALLY IS A SEA MONSTER, THEN...
>> Both: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
>> Flapjack: IT'S OKAY! HE LEFT!
[ BOTH SIGH ] [ SCREAMING, BANGING ]
[ ALL GASP ] >> I THOUGHT YOU SAID HE LEFT!
[ ALARM RINGING ] [ SEA MONSTER SCREECHING ]
[ AUDIENCE SCREAMING ] [ ALL SCREAMING ]
>> OOH!
HUH?
MM-MM-HMM!
[ AUDIENCE CHEERS ] [ COOING ]
[ ALL SCREAMING ] >> All: HUH?
>> [ COOING ] >> Bubbie: OH!
UM, I-I-I-I AM FLATTERED, BUT, UNFORTUNATELY, UM, OOOH...
I HAVE TO WASH MY HAIR THAT DAY.
>> Flapjack: [ GASPS ] BUBBIE!
>> [ MOANS ] [ SNIFFLES ]
[ MOANING ] [ AUDIENCE LAUGHS ]
>> Flapjack: BUBBIE, YOU DON'T HAVE HAIR.
DID YOU JUST TELL A LIE?
>> Bubbie: OH, UM, UH, NO.
NO, SUGAR, NO, NO, NO.
YOU SEE -- WELL, WELL, LET ME PUT IT THIS WAY, UM...
WHO WANTS TO GO GET K'NUCKLES?
>> Flapjack: YAY!
[ AUDIENCE CHEERS ] >> K'nuckles: [ GRUMBLES ]
BUNCH OF LIARS!
[ AUDIENCE LAUGHS, CHEERS ]