The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack (2008–2010): Season 2, Episode 13 - Bubbie's Tummy Ache - full transcript
>> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK.
HEY, FLAPJACK.
COME WITH ME!
WE'LL GO AND SEE A PLACE CALLED CANDIED ISLAND!
>> Bubbie: ♪ WHO NEEDS CANDIED ISLAND? ♪
♪ IT'S SAFER AT THE DOCKS ♪ >> K'nuckles: ♪ BUT THERE AIN'T
NO STREAMS OF SODIE POP TO GO DRIPPIN' DOWN THE ROCKS ♪
>> Bubbie: ♪ IT'S DANGEROUS AND RISKY ♪
>> K'nuckles: ♪ BUT ADVENTUROUS AND FREE ♪
>> Flapjack: ♪ ADVENTURE, THAT'S THE LIFE FOR ME ♪
>> K'nuckles: ♪ THERE'S LOLLIPOP TREES AND A LEMONADE SEA! ♪
>> Bubbie: DOESN'T SOUND VERY GOOD TO ME.
>> ♪ THE MISADVENTURES OF... ♪ >> Flapjack: ♪ FLAPJACK ♪
[ SPLASH ]
>> WHERE IS HE?!
>> I DON'T KNOW!
>> YOU BETTER NOT BE LYING TO ME!
>> Flapjack: YOU DON'T SEE THIS EVERY DAY.
>> WHEN I FIND HIM, I'M GONNA -- >> Flapjack: [ CHUCKLES ]
>> [ GROWLS ] WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT!
>> Flapjack: YOU, SILL-- >> K'nuckles: COME ALONG, BOY.
>> [ GROWLS ] >> Flapjack: WHAT WAS THAT ALL
ABOUT?
>> K'nuckles: I DON'T KNOW, BUT IT AIN'T OUR PROBLEM.
>> Flapjack: WE'RE HERE!
>> K'nuckles: THE MARINA?
>> Flapjack: WOW, LOOK AT ALL THESE BOATS.
IT MUST BE GREAT BEING A CAPTAIN, CAP'N.
BEING YOUR OWN MAN, HAVING YOUR OWN BOAT.
>> K'nuckles: A REAL CAPTAIN DOESN'T NEED A BOAT.
>> Flapjack: REALLY?!
>> K'nuckles: NO!
OF COURSE NOT REALLY!
A CAPTAIN IS NOTHING WITHOUT HIS BOAT.
A FAT, PATHETIC SACK OF NOTHING.
[ Sobbing ] I'D GIVE ANYTHING TO HAVE A BOAT OF ME OWN.
>> HEY, ANY OF YOU FELLAS INTERESTED IN OWNING A BOAT?
>> K'nuckles: HUH?
>> I'VE GOT A REAL NICE BOAT HERE FOR SALE.
REAL CHEAP -- ONE PENCE.
>> K'nuckles: ONE PENCE?
OKAY, EMPTY YOUR POCKETS, FLAP.
[ GRUMBLES ] LET'S SEE, ONE QUARTER PENCE.
UH, 3/8 PENCE.
UH...5/16 PENCE.
[ TINK! ] >> Flapjack: WAIT!
[ POP! ] MY LUCKY 1/16 PENCE.
>> K'nuckles: AHA!
[ TWINKLE! ] BUDDY, I'LL BE TAKING THAT BOAT.
[ TINK! ] >> OH...Y-E-E-ES!
[ INHALES DEEPLY ] THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU!
YOU'RE A REAL LIFESAVER!
WHOO-HOO! WHOO-HOO-HOO-HOO!
[ GASPS ] THEY SAID YOU'D COME FOR ME.
BUT I WAS READY.
[ GASPS ] NO.
NO! I SOLD THE BOAT!
FOR ONE PENCE.
>> TO WHO?!
>> OH!
WELL, HE WAS FAT AND DIRTY.
BUT AT THE SAME TIME, HE HAD THIS RUGGED CHARM.
[ GASPS ] >> DRAW IT!
[ SMACK! ] [ GROWLING ]
>> K'nuckles: AHH, THIS IS GONNA CHANGE EVERYTHING, FLAP.
AFTER ALL THESE YEARS WAITING, SMOOTH SAILING ADVENTURES FROM
HERE ON OUT.
>> Flapjack: YEAH, REALLY SAILING THIS TIME.
>> NOT REALLY!
IT IS ILLEGAL TO TAKE THIS BOAT OUT WITHOUT REGISTERING IT
FIRST.
AND IT ALSO ILLEGAL TO KEEP IT HERE IN THE HARBOR WITHOUT THE
PROPER REGISTRATION.
>> K'nuckles: I CAN'T TAKE IT OUT, BUT I CAN'T LEAVE IT HERE?
COME ON.
THAT DON'T MAKE NO SENSE.
I JUST WANT TO TAKE HER FOR A SPIN.
>> TOO BAD! DEAL WITH IT!
>> Flapjack: OH, DOCK KNOCKERS.
[ WHAP! ] >> K'nuckles: [ GRUNTING ]
UGH, I HAD HER IN MY GRASP, BOY.
BUT NOW SHE'S GONE.
>> Flapjack: DON'T WORRY, CAP'N.
WE'LL REGISTER HER REAL QUICK.
AND WE'LL BE SAILING BY TONIGHT.
>> K'nuckles: YEAH, I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT, FLAP.
>> Flapjack: OH, NOW WE'RE GONNA HAVE SO MUCH FUN.
>> K'nuckles: YEAH, I KNOW.
I STILL DON'T BELIEVE IT.
[ CHUCKLES ] WHERE DO YOU WANT TO SAIL TO
FIRST ON OUR BOAT?
>> Flapjack: [ CHUCKLES ] GET OUT! CAPTAIN!
>> K'nuckles: I HOPE THERE'S NOT A LONG LINE.
UH, HEY, FELLA, WHERE'S THE BOAT-REGISTRATION LINE?
>> UM, THIS IS IT.
>> K'nuckles: NO!
[ Echoing ] THIS IS GONNA TAKE FOREVER!
[ WOOD CREAKING ] >> Flapjack: [ WARBLING ]
>> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK!
PLEASE STOP THAT AND GO AWAY!
>> Flapjack: YOU DON'T WANT ME AROUND?
>> K'nuckles: YOU DIDN'T LET ME FINISH, FLAP.
GO AWAY TO THE BOAT.
>> Flapjack: AND DO WHAT?
>> K'nuckles: SCRAPE THE BARNACLES OFF IT.
YOU KNOW, SO IT'S ALL READY TO GO WHEN I'M DONE WITH THIS
REGISTRATION THING.
>> Flapjack: OH, BOY! OH, BOY!
HMM. THIS PLACE IS GRIMY.
AND IT NEEDS SOME CLEANING.
[ FLY BUZZING ] WHERE TO START, WHERE TO START.
[ SLOOP! WHIRL! WHIRL! WHIRL! ] MM.
[ SPLASH! ] MM.
[ SQUEAK! SQUEAK! SQUEAK! ] [ LAUGHS ]
MM! MM!
>> Bubbie: FLAPJACK!
>> Flapjack: MM.
>> Bubbie: I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU, FLAPJACK.
AND WHY ARE HUGGING THIS BOAT?
>> Flapjack: IT'S MINE AND CAP'N K'NUCKLES.
>> Bubbie: WHERE DID YOU TWO COME UP WITH ENOUGH MONEY FOR A
BOAT?
>> Flapjack: IT WAS ONLY ONE PENCE.
WE PAID A MAN ONE PENCE.
>> Bubbie: UNH-UNH.
THERE'S MORE TO THIS.
WHERE'S K'NUCKLES?
>> Flapjack: HE'S IN LINE, GETTING THE BOAT REGISTERED.
ISN'T IT GREAT?
WE HAVE OUR OWN BOAT.
WE CAN NOW EXPLORE THE SEAS.
>> Bubbie: YOU ALREADY DO THAT.
WITH ME!
>> Flapjack: OH, BUT IT'S GONNA BE BETTER NOW.
>> Bubbie: HOW? WHY?
>> Flapjack: I DON'T KNOW WHY.
IT JUST IS.
>> Bubbie: WELL -- WELL, WHERE DO YOU WANT TO GO, HONEY.
I'LL TAKE YOU.
>> Flapjack: NO, THANK YOU.
I HAVE A BOAT.
>> Bubbie: OH. OKAY.
I GUESS YOU DON'T NEED ME ANYMORE.
>> K'nuckles: [ GROANS ] >> WATER! GET YOUR WATER HERE!
HEY, MISTER!
WANT A WATER WHILE YOU WAIT?
>> K'nuckles: WHAT?
>> WOULD YOU LIKE A WATER WHILE YOU WAIT?
>> YEAH, WHAT HE SAID.
ONLY ONE PENCE.
>> K'nuckles: NO, THANKS.
I JUST SPENT ALL ME SAVINGS ON MY FIRST BOAT.
>> YOUR FIRST BOAT, YOU SAY?
>> K'nuckles: YEP.
>> WELL, CONGRATULATIONS, SIR.
THIS DESERVES A TOAST.
UH, GARCON, GARCON!
WATERS FOR EVERYONE IN LINE.
>> YES, SIR!
>> TO YOUR NEW BOAT.
MAY SHE STAY AFLOAT.
>> All: HEAR, HEAR!
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Both: AHH.
>> GARCON, GARCON!
>> YES, SIR.
>> LET'S KEEP THESE GLASSES FULL.
>> YES, SIR!
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] >> All: HEAR, HEAR!
[ CLINK! ] [ ALL GULPING ]
>> BOY, THIS LINE SURE MOVES FAST WHEN YOU'RE GULPING DOWN
WATER.
>> K'nuckles: [ GROANS ] UH, HEY, UH, BUDDY, CAN YOU SAVE
MY SPOT?
I'VE GOT TO USE THE BUCKET.
>> SURE, THING.
>> K'nuckles: THANKS.
[ DOOR CREAKS ] [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
AHH. MUCH BETTER.
OH!
NO!
>> WHOA, WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING?!
>> K'nuckles: THAT RICH GUY WAS SAVING MY SPOT.
>> I'VE GOT YOUR SPOT RIGHT HERE, GRANDPA.
>> K'nuckles: "GRANDPA"?!
LOOK, KID -- >> CUTTER!
WE'VE GOT A CUTTER HERE!
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ] >> K'nuckles: [ GROANS ]
[ MUMBLING ] >> [ GRUNTING ]
[ MUSIC PLAYS ] >> [ GASPS ]
[ MONKEY CHATTERING ] >> [ GROWLS ]
[ GRUNTING ] >> K'nuckles: FINALLY!
>> SO, YOU -- YOU BOUGHT THIS BOAT ONLY FOR ONE PENCE?
>> K'nuckles: YEAH.
>> WHAT A GREAT DEAL!
THERE YOU GO.
>> K'nuckles: THAT'S IT?
>> ENJOY THE BOAT, CAPTAIN.
OH, I SEE WHY IT WAS SO INEXPENSIVE.
>> K'nuckles: HMM?
WHAT WAS THAT?
>> AT THE VERY BOTTOM OF THIS, IT SAYS IT ORIGINALLY BELONGED
TO A BARON BERSERKER.
>> K'nuckles: WHO'S HE?
>> A DERANGED CRIMINAL.
HE SAILS THE SEAS IN SEARCH OF A BOAT THAT USED TO BELONG TO HIM,
AND HE CRUSHES THEIR CAPTAINS.
>> K'nuckles: [ SCREAMS ] >> ANYWAYS, I'M SURE YOU'LL MEET
HIM SOON.
>> Bubbie: "BUBBIE, BUBBIE?" YES, SWEET BABY LOVE.
"YOU LOOK EXTRA BEAUTIFUL TODAY.
YOU MUST BE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WHALE IN ALL THE OCEANS.
DID YOU LOSE WEIGHT?" "BUBBIE."
YEAH, K'NUCKLES.
"THERE'S SOMETHING I ALWAYS WANTED TO TELL YOU."
WHAT IS THAT, K'NUCKLES?
"I'M MOVING OUT."
[ TINK! ] IT'S NOT THE SAME.
[ SOBBING ] >> [ GROWLS ]
>> NEXT.
[ GASPS ] >> HAVE YOU SEEN THIS GUY?!
>> Flapjack: AYE-AYE, CAPTAIN FLAPJACK.
RIGHT AWAY, SIR.
>> K'nuckles: FLAP!
GET AWAY FROM THAT WHEEL!
>> Flapjack: I WAS JUST CLEANING IT.
>> K'nuckles: WE'RE IN TROUBLE, BOY.
WE CAN'T TAKE THE BOAT OUT.
>> Flapjack: WHAT?!
DIDN'T YOU GET IT REGISTERED?
>> K'nuckles: YEAH.
BUT THAT'S NOT THE PROBLEM.
THERE'S A DERANGED LUNATIC NAMED BARON BERSERKER AFTER US, AND
HE'S GONNA DESTROY ME!
>> Flapjack: [ GASPS ] FOR WHAT?
>> K'nuckles: FOR OWNING HIS OLD BOAT.
WE'VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING.
>> Flapjack: WHAT IF WE REPAINT THE BOAT SO BARON BERSERKER
CAN'T RECOGNIZE IT?
>> K'nuckles: GREAT IDEA, FLAP!
I KNEW I KEPT YOU AROUND FOR A REASON.
I STILL DON'T KNOW ABOUT THE COLOR.
>> Flapjack: OH, IT'S A GREAT COLOR.
IT'S A COLOR I LOVE.
>> Bubbie: WELL, WHAT HAVE YOU TWO BEEN UP TO?
>> K'nuckles: I'M TOO TIRED.
FLAPJACK WILL TELL YOU.
>> Flapjack: WE'VE BEEN WORKING ON THE BOAT ALL NIGHT.
[ YAWNS ] NOW THAT THE BOAT'S PAINTED...
[ YAWNS ] ...IT MUST BE THE BEAUTIFULEST
THING IN THE WORLD AND THE THING I LOVE MOST.
>> Bubbie: LOVE THE MOST?
COME ON, YOU TWO.
LET'S GO SINK THAT STUPID BOAT!
WHAT'S SO GREAT ABOUT A BOAT?
I CAN TAKE FLAP ANYWHERE HE WANTS TO GO.
OH, MY.
THEY PUT A FACE ON THIS BOAT.
AND WHAT A BEAUTIFUL FACE IT IS.
OH, WHAT A TAIL.
HMM.
[ GASPS ] BUBBIE II.
"CAN'T REPLACE THE REAL BUBBIE.
LOVE, FLAPJACK."
I MUST BE NUMBER ONE.
OH, BABY!
LET'S COMPLETE THIS PICTURE.
A BABY AND AN OLD MAN ON A PERFECT BEAUTY.
>> Flapjack: HOW DO YOU LIKE IT, BUBBIE?
>> Bubbie: OH, I LOVE IT, HONEYBEE.
I WAS ABOUT TO SINK YOUR BOAT, BUT THEN I SAW WHAT YOU TWO DID
TO IT.
>> Flapjack: WHAT A CLOSE CALL.
[ CHUCKLES ] >> K'nuckles: WHO PUT THOSE UGLY
DOLLS ON OUR BOAT?
THAT BLUE ONE LOOKS HIDEOUS.
>> [ GROWLING ] [ SCREAMING ]
>> Bubbie: NOW, THAT WAS A CLOSE CALL.
>> K'nuckles: YES! WE SURVIVED!
BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY, MY BOAT SURVIVED!
WE CAN FINALLY TAKE HER FOR A SPIN.
>> [ SCREAMING ] >> Bubbie: WELL, AT LEAST YOU
STILL HAVE BUBBIE NUMBER ONE, RIGHT?
HEY, HEY! H-HEY.
>> Flapjack: SORRY ABOUT YOUR BOAT, CAP'N.
>> K'nuckles: EH, I NEVER LEARNED TO SAIL, ANYWAYS.
>> Flapjack: WHA-A-A-A-A-A-A-T?!
>> IT'S JUST A CANDY CONVENTION.
I'LL BE BACK IN A COUPLE OF DAYS.
I AM NOT ABANDONING YOU.
IS THAT WHAT YOU THINK?
I-IS THAT WHAT YOU REALLY THINK?
YOU'RE RIGHT, CANDY WIFE.
I AM BEING SELFISH.
[ SOBBING ] OH, MY SWEET CANDY WIFE.
I CAN'T LEAVE YOU ALONE LIKE THIS.
>> Flapjack: MR. LARRY, DO YOU NEED SOME HELP?
>> AS A MATTER OF FACT, FLAPJACK, HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO
DO ME A FAVOR?
>> ♪ A FAVOR FOR PEPPERMINT ♪ >> SHE'S EASY TO PLEASE.
JUST DUST HER TWICE A DAY AND TELL HER SHE'S PRETTY.
[ PLOP! ] IF ANYTHING HAPPENED TO
CANDY WIFE, I'D JUST...
[ INHALES DEEPLY ] [ EXHALES SHARPLY ]
[ SOBBING ] >> Flapjack: DON'T WORRY,
MR. LARRY, I'LL TAKE GOOD CARE OF HER.
>> FAREWELL, MY SWEET.
I CANDY WAIT TO RETURN.
[ LAUGHING ] >> Flapjack: HAVE A NICE TRIP!
>> [ LAUGHING ] [ TIRES SCREECH ]
>> K'nuckles: GOODBYE, WEIRDO.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>> Flapjack: I'M CANDYSITTING CANDY WIFE FOR PEPPERMINT LARRY.
DON'T DO IT.
>> Flapjack: HOW COME?
>> K'nuckles: YOU EAT CANDY WITH YOUR FRIENDS, FLAPJACK.
YOU DON'T MAKE FRIENDS WITH YOUR CANDY.
>> Flapjack: PEPPERMINT LARRY DOES.
>> K'nuckles: YOU DON'T WANT TO BE PEPPERMINT LARRY.
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] EVERYONE WOULD LAUGH AT YOU, AND
THEY WOULD LAUGH AT ME FOR HANGING OUT WITH YOU, WHICH
MEANS I'D HAVE TO SHUN YOU.
I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO SHUN YOU, FLAP.
>> Flapjack: I PROMISED PEPPERMINT LARRY!
>> K'nuckles: THEN YOU BROUGHT THIS UPON YOURSELF.
[ BELL RINGING ] >> NEXT MORNING!
IT'S THE NEXT MORNING!
>> Flapjack: CANDY WIFE, WHAT DO YOU THINK GETTING SHUNNED MEANS?
I SAID, "WHAT DO YOU THINK GETTING SHUNNED --"
MAYBE YOU'D BE EASIER TO TALK TO IF YOU LOOKED FRIENDLIER.
CAN I TRY SOMETHING?
[ TWINKLE! ] THERE YOU GO.
A LITTLE SMILE GOES A LONG WAY, AS I ALWAYS SAY.
[ CHUCKLES ] [ DOORS SLAM ]
HEY, CAP'N.
HOW ABOUT A COUPLE OF FLOATS?
>> I WOULD LOVE ONE.
>> Flapjack: CAP'N?
>> K'nuckles: TELL HIM, POOPS.
>> HANGING OUT WITH INANIMATE OBJECTS IS RIDICULOUS AND
EMBARRASSING.
>> K'nuckles: HMPH!
>> RIGHT, BUCKET?
>> K'nuckles: COME ON, LOLLY.
>> WAS THAT OKAY?
>> K'nuckles: UH, YEAH, IT WAS FINE.
>> Flapjack: [ LAUGHS ] [ SIGHS ]
[ LAUGHS ] OH, CANDY WIFE, IT'S A BUCKET.
[ LAUGHS ] >> K'nuckles: HMM, HE'S BLINDED
BY HER CANDYNESS.
I'VE GOT TO SHOW HIM HER SOUR SIDE.
>> Flapjack: [ WHISTLING ] WHOA!
CANDY WIFE, YOU GOT A PRESENT!
I'LL OPEN IT.
>> K'nuckles: [ CHUCKLES ] >> Flapjack: WHAT COULD IT BE?!
[ FROG CROAKS ] >> K'nuckles: PBHT! LOOK AT HER!
"OH, I'M CANDY WIFE!
GET THAT UGLY FROG AWAY FROM ME!
AAH! AAH!" [ LAUGHS ]
MORE LIKE SCAREDY WIFE, EH, FLAP?
[ LAUGHING ] OOPS.
>> Flapjack: [ GASPS ] >> K'nuckles: MORE LIKE
CLUMSY WIFE, EH, FLAPPY?
[ LAUGHTER ] WHOO-HOO!
>> Flapjack: IT'S OKAY, CANDY WIFE.
I-I'LL GET IT.
[ CREAK! ] >> K'nuckles: HEY, MY HAND'S
SMALLER THAN MY FACE.
HOW ABOUT YOU GUYS?
>> YEAH, MINE IS, TOO.
>> IT'S SMALLER, ALL RIGHT.
I'LL BE DARNED.
>> Flapjack: HUH?
MY HAND'S SMALLER, TOO.
HOW ABOUT YOU, CANDY WIFE?
>> K'nuckles: BOOM!
>> Flapjack: [ GASPS ] >> K'nuckles: MORE LIKE
DUMBSY WIFE!
[ LAUGHTER ] >> NICE ONE.
>> K'nuckles: WHY ARE YOU EVEN HANGING OUT WITH HER?
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Flapjack: WHY ARE YOU BEING
SO MEAN?
>> K'nuckles: YOU'RE RIGHT.
THAT'S ENOUGH, FELLAS.
I'M SORRY, CANDY WIFE.
GIVE ME A HUG.
>> Flapjack: DON'T DO IT.
>> K'nuckles: COME ON.
I REALLY WANT TO APOLOGIZE.
>> Flapjack: DON'T DO IT, CANDY WIFE.
>> K'nuckles: COME ON, COME ON.
RIGHT...THERE!
[ LAUGHS ] >> Flapjack: [ GASPS ]
>> K'nuckles: [ Distorted ] CLUMSY WIFE, EH, FLAPPY?
[ LAUGHING ] [ LAUGHS ]
[ Normal voice ] PICKLE JUICE!
SHE'S NOT SO SWEET NOW, EH, FLAP?
[ LAUGHS ] YES, YES.
YE-E-E-E-S!
WHAT?
>> Flapjack: OH, CAP'N.
>> HEY, TOO FAR, MAN.
>> YES. THAT WAS UNCALLED FOR.
>> YEAH, MAN.
>> TAKE IT EASY.
>> Flapjack: YEAH, CAP'N.
>> YOU DON'T THROW PICKLE JUICE ON A CANDY WOMAN.
>> K'nuckles: OH, COME ON.
SHE'S JUST A PIECE OF CANDY.
A FINELY SCULPTED, TANTALIZING, EXQUISITE PIECE OF CANDY.
MM-HMM.
[ MUMBLING ] >> Flapjack: WHAT WAS THAT ALL
ABOUT?
HMM?
"DEER?
CANDY WIFE."
[ GASPS ] >> K'nuckles: "DEAR CANDY WIFE,
I WISH THAT LARRY HAD CHOSEN ME."
[ BOTH LAUGH ] >> K'nuckles: [ GROANS ]
"I WAS SO JEALOUS OF FLAPJACK THAT I COULDN'T BE NEAR HIM."
SHUNNED!
[ SOBBING ] "I TRIED TO TELL YOU HOW I
FELT."
CLUMSY WIFE.
[ GLASS SHATTERS ] DUMBSY WIFE.
YE-E-E-E-S!
"BUT THE WORDS JUST CAME OUT WRONG."
CANDY WIFE, WILL YOU...
>> Flapjack: [ GASPS ] K'NUCKLES WANTS TO MARRY
CANDY WIFE!
>> K'nuckles: THAT'S RIGHT, BOY.
[ THUNDER CRASHES ] DON'T TRY TO STOP ME!
>> Flapjack: BUT SHE'S MARRIED TO PEPPERMINT LARRY!
[ CRUNCH! ] >> K'nuckles: I DON'T SEE A
RING.
>> Flapjack: [ GASPS ] [ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
WHERE ARE YOU TAKING HER?!
>> K'nuckles: SOMEPLACE FAR AWAY, WHERE WE CAN SPEND THE
REST OF OUR LIVES TOGETHER.
>> Flapjack: [ GASPS ] [ THUD! ]
>> K'nuckles: [ GROANS ] [ EXHALES SHARPLY ]
[ GRUNTING ] >> [ LAUGHING ]
>> Flapjack: [ GASPS ] [ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
POOPDECK, GRAB YOUR BUCKETS.
[ TIRES SCREECH ] >> CANDY WIFE, I'M HOME!
OH, I MISSED YOU SO MUCH.
I MOPED AROUND THAT CONVENTION LIKE A PEPPERMINT LONELY.
WAS...SHE...LONELY?
>> Flapjack: YOU BET.
NO ONE PAID HER ANY ATTENTION AT ALL.
>> REALLY?
OH, POOR CANDY WIFE.
I WAS HOPING SHE'D GET A LITTLE ATTENTION.
>> Flapjack: WELL, IN THAT CASE, NOT ONLY DID SHE GET SOME
ATTENTION, SOMEONE TOOK HER TO A FARAWAY PLACE TO GET MARRIED!
[ LAUGHS ] >> [ HIGH-PITCHED SCREAM ]
>> YOU CAN MARRY MY BUCKETS.
>> Flapjack: YEAH.
WHAT ABOUT BUCKET WIFE?
YOU CAN TAKE HER HAND, THOUGH, IN MARRIAGE.
>> K'nuckles: THAT WON'T BE NECESSARY.
>> CANDY WIFE!
OH, CANDY WIFE, I THOUGHT YOU LEFT FOREVER.
[ SOBS ] >> K'nuckles: I WAS OUT FOR MY
EVENING ROW WHEN I SAW HER JUMP IN THE WATER.
I-I GUESS SHE MISSED YOU SO MUCH SHE TRIED TO SWIM AFTER YOU.
BUT THEN I SAW YOUR BOAT, SO I, UH, BROUGHT HER BACK HERE.
>> I MISSED YOU S-O-O-O-O-O-O MUCH.
>> Flapjack: UH, K'NUCKLES, I THOUGHT YOU WANTED TO TAKE HER
HAND IN MARRIAGE.
>> K'nuckles: I DID, BUT I FORGOT ABOUT HER OTHER HAND.
>> Flapjack: OH.
[ Chuckling ] OH, MORE LIKE HANDY WIFE, HUH, CAPTAIN?
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
>> [ LAUGHING EVILLY ]
HEY, FLAPJACK.
COME WITH ME!
WE'LL GO AND SEE A PLACE CALLED CANDIED ISLAND!
>> Bubbie: ♪ WHO NEEDS CANDIED ISLAND? ♪
♪ IT'S SAFER AT THE DOCKS ♪ >> K'nuckles: ♪ BUT THERE AIN'T
NO STREAMS OF SODIE POP TO GO DRIPPIN' DOWN THE ROCKS ♪
>> Bubbie: ♪ IT'S DANGEROUS AND RISKY ♪
>> K'nuckles: ♪ BUT ADVENTUROUS AND FREE ♪
>> Flapjack: ♪ ADVENTURE, THAT'S THE LIFE FOR ME ♪
>> K'nuckles: ♪ THERE'S LOLLIPOP TREES AND A LEMONADE SEA! ♪
>> Bubbie: DOESN'T SOUND VERY GOOD TO ME.
>> ♪ THE MISADVENTURES OF... ♪ >> Flapjack: ♪ FLAPJACK ♪
[ SPLASH ]
>> WHERE IS HE?!
>> I DON'T KNOW!
>> YOU BETTER NOT BE LYING TO ME!
>> Flapjack: YOU DON'T SEE THIS EVERY DAY.
>> WHEN I FIND HIM, I'M GONNA -- >> Flapjack: [ CHUCKLES ]
>> [ GROWLS ] WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT!
>> Flapjack: YOU, SILL-- >> K'nuckles: COME ALONG, BOY.
>> [ GROWLS ] >> Flapjack: WHAT WAS THAT ALL
ABOUT?
>> K'nuckles: I DON'T KNOW, BUT IT AIN'T OUR PROBLEM.
>> Flapjack: WE'RE HERE!
>> K'nuckles: THE MARINA?
>> Flapjack: WOW, LOOK AT ALL THESE BOATS.
IT MUST BE GREAT BEING A CAPTAIN, CAP'N.
BEING YOUR OWN MAN, HAVING YOUR OWN BOAT.
>> K'nuckles: A REAL CAPTAIN DOESN'T NEED A BOAT.
>> Flapjack: REALLY?!
>> K'nuckles: NO!
OF COURSE NOT REALLY!
A CAPTAIN IS NOTHING WITHOUT HIS BOAT.
A FAT, PATHETIC SACK OF NOTHING.
[ Sobbing ] I'D GIVE ANYTHING TO HAVE A BOAT OF ME OWN.
>> HEY, ANY OF YOU FELLAS INTERESTED IN OWNING A BOAT?
>> K'nuckles: HUH?
>> I'VE GOT A REAL NICE BOAT HERE FOR SALE.
REAL CHEAP -- ONE PENCE.
>> K'nuckles: ONE PENCE?
OKAY, EMPTY YOUR POCKETS, FLAP.
[ GRUMBLES ] LET'S SEE, ONE QUARTER PENCE.
UH, 3/8 PENCE.
UH...5/16 PENCE.
[ TINK! ] >> Flapjack: WAIT!
[ POP! ] MY LUCKY 1/16 PENCE.
>> K'nuckles: AHA!
[ TWINKLE! ] BUDDY, I'LL BE TAKING THAT BOAT.
[ TINK! ] >> OH...Y-E-E-ES!
[ INHALES DEEPLY ] THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU!
YOU'RE A REAL LIFESAVER!
WHOO-HOO! WHOO-HOO-HOO-HOO!
[ GASPS ] THEY SAID YOU'D COME FOR ME.
BUT I WAS READY.
[ GASPS ] NO.
NO! I SOLD THE BOAT!
FOR ONE PENCE.
>> TO WHO?!
>> OH!
WELL, HE WAS FAT AND DIRTY.
BUT AT THE SAME TIME, HE HAD THIS RUGGED CHARM.
[ GASPS ] >> DRAW IT!
[ SMACK! ] [ GROWLING ]
>> K'nuckles: AHH, THIS IS GONNA CHANGE EVERYTHING, FLAP.
AFTER ALL THESE YEARS WAITING, SMOOTH SAILING ADVENTURES FROM
HERE ON OUT.
>> Flapjack: YEAH, REALLY SAILING THIS TIME.
>> NOT REALLY!
IT IS ILLEGAL TO TAKE THIS BOAT OUT WITHOUT REGISTERING IT
FIRST.
AND IT ALSO ILLEGAL TO KEEP IT HERE IN THE HARBOR WITHOUT THE
PROPER REGISTRATION.
>> K'nuckles: I CAN'T TAKE IT OUT, BUT I CAN'T LEAVE IT HERE?
COME ON.
THAT DON'T MAKE NO SENSE.
I JUST WANT TO TAKE HER FOR A SPIN.
>> TOO BAD! DEAL WITH IT!
>> Flapjack: OH, DOCK KNOCKERS.
[ WHAP! ] >> K'nuckles: [ GRUNTING ]
UGH, I HAD HER IN MY GRASP, BOY.
BUT NOW SHE'S GONE.
>> Flapjack: DON'T WORRY, CAP'N.
WE'LL REGISTER HER REAL QUICK.
AND WE'LL BE SAILING BY TONIGHT.
>> K'nuckles: YEAH, I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT, FLAP.
>> Flapjack: OH, NOW WE'RE GONNA HAVE SO MUCH FUN.
>> K'nuckles: YEAH, I KNOW.
I STILL DON'T BELIEVE IT.
[ CHUCKLES ] WHERE DO YOU WANT TO SAIL TO
FIRST ON OUR BOAT?
>> Flapjack: [ CHUCKLES ] GET OUT! CAPTAIN!
>> K'nuckles: I HOPE THERE'S NOT A LONG LINE.
UH, HEY, FELLA, WHERE'S THE BOAT-REGISTRATION LINE?
>> UM, THIS IS IT.
>> K'nuckles: NO!
[ Echoing ] THIS IS GONNA TAKE FOREVER!
[ WOOD CREAKING ] >> Flapjack: [ WARBLING ]
>> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK!
PLEASE STOP THAT AND GO AWAY!
>> Flapjack: YOU DON'T WANT ME AROUND?
>> K'nuckles: YOU DIDN'T LET ME FINISH, FLAP.
GO AWAY TO THE BOAT.
>> Flapjack: AND DO WHAT?
>> K'nuckles: SCRAPE THE BARNACLES OFF IT.
YOU KNOW, SO IT'S ALL READY TO GO WHEN I'M DONE WITH THIS
REGISTRATION THING.
>> Flapjack: OH, BOY! OH, BOY!
HMM. THIS PLACE IS GRIMY.
AND IT NEEDS SOME CLEANING.
[ FLY BUZZING ] WHERE TO START, WHERE TO START.
[ SLOOP! WHIRL! WHIRL! WHIRL! ] MM.
[ SPLASH! ] MM.
[ SQUEAK! SQUEAK! SQUEAK! ] [ LAUGHS ]
MM! MM!
>> Bubbie: FLAPJACK!
>> Flapjack: MM.
>> Bubbie: I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU, FLAPJACK.
AND WHY ARE HUGGING THIS BOAT?
>> Flapjack: IT'S MINE AND CAP'N K'NUCKLES.
>> Bubbie: WHERE DID YOU TWO COME UP WITH ENOUGH MONEY FOR A
BOAT?
>> Flapjack: IT WAS ONLY ONE PENCE.
WE PAID A MAN ONE PENCE.
>> Bubbie: UNH-UNH.
THERE'S MORE TO THIS.
WHERE'S K'NUCKLES?
>> Flapjack: HE'S IN LINE, GETTING THE BOAT REGISTERED.
ISN'T IT GREAT?
WE HAVE OUR OWN BOAT.
WE CAN NOW EXPLORE THE SEAS.
>> Bubbie: YOU ALREADY DO THAT.
WITH ME!
>> Flapjack: OH, BUT IT'S GONNA BE BETTER NOW.
>> Bubbie: HOW? WHY?
>> Flapjack: I DON'T KNOW WHY.
IT JUST IS.
>> Bubbie: WELL -- WELL, WHERE DO YOU WANT TO GO, HONEY.
I'LL TAKE YOU.
>> Flapjack: NO, THANK YOU.
I HAVE A BOAT.
>> Bubbie: OH. OKAY.
I GUESS YOU DON'T NEED ME ANYMORE.
>> K'nuckles: [ GROANS ] >> WATER! GET YOUR WATER HERE!
HEY, MISTER!
WANT A WATER WHILE YOU WAIT?
>> K'nuckles: WHAT?
>> WOULD YOU LIKE A WATER WHILE YOU WAIT?
>> YEAH, WHAT HE SAID.
ONLY ONE PENCE.
>> K'nuckles: NO, THANKS.
I JUST SPENT ALL ME SAVINGS ON MY FIRST BOAT.
>> YOUR FIRST BOAT, YOU SAY?
>> K'nuckles: YEP.
>> WELL, CONGRATULATIONS, SIR.
THIS DESERVES A TOAST.
UH, GARCON, GARCON!
WATERS FOR EVERYONE IN LINE.
>> YES, SIR!
>> TO YOUR NEW BOAT.
MAY SHE STAY AFLOAT.
>> All: HEAR, HEAR!
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Both: AHH.
>> GARCON, GARCON!
>> YES, SIR.
>> LET'S KEEP THESE GLASSES FULL.
>> YES, SIR!
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] >> All: HEAR, HEAR!
[ CLINK! ] [ ALL GULPING ]
>> BOY, THIS LINE SURE MOVES FAST WHEN YOU'RE GULPING DOWN
WATER.
>> K'nuckles: [ GROANS ] UH, HEY, UH, BUDDY, CAN YOU SAVE
MY SPOT?
I'VE GOT TO USE THE BUCKET.
>> SURE, THING.
>> K'nuckles: THANKS.
[ DOOR CREAKS ] [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
AHH. MUCH BETTER.
OH!
NO!
>> WHOA, WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING?!
>> K'nuckles: THAT RICH GUY WAS SAVING MY SPOT.
>> I'VE GOT YOUR SPOT RIGHT HERE, GRANDPA.
>> K'nuckles: "GRANDPA"?!
LOOK, KID -- >> CUTTER!
WE'VE GOT A CUTTER HERE!
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ] >> K'nuckles: [ GROANS ]
[ MUMBLING ] >> [ GRUNTING ]
[ MUSIC PLAYS ] >> [ GASPS ]
[ MONKEY CHATTERING ] >> [ GROWLS ]
[ GRUNTING ] >> K'nuckles: FINALLY!
>> SO, YOU -- YOU BOUGHT THIS BOAT ONLY FOR ONE PENCE?
>> K'nuckles: YEAH.
>> WHAT A GREAT DEAL!
THERE YOU GO.
>> K'nuckles: THAT'S IT?
>> ENJOY THE BOAT, CAPTAIN.
OH, I SEE WHY IT WAS SO INEXPENSIVE.
>> K'nuckles: HMM?
WHAT WAS THAT?
>> AT THE VERY BOTTOM OF THIS, IT SAYS IT ORIGINALLY BELONGED
TO A BARON BERSERKER.
>> K'nuckles: WHO'S HE?
>> A DERANGED CRIMINAL.
HE SAILS THE SEAS IN SEARCH OF A BOAT THAT USED TO BELONG TO HIM,
AND HE CRUSHES THEIR CAPTAINS.
>> K'nuckles: [ SCREAMS ] >> ANYWAYS, I'M SURE YOU'LL MEET
HIM SOON.
>> Bubbie: "BUBBIE, BUBBIE?" YES, SWEET BABY LOVE.
"YOU LOOK EXTRA BEAUTIFUL TODAY.
YOU MUST BE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WHALE IN ALL THE OCEANS.
DID YOU LOSE WEIGHT?" "BUBBIE."
YEAH, K'NUCKLES.
"THERE'S SOMETHING I ALWAYS WANTED TO TELL YOU."
WHAT IS THAT, K'NUCKLES?
"I'M MOVING OUT."
[ TINK! ] IT'S NOT THE SAME.
[ SOBBING ] >> [ GROWLS ]
>> NEXT.
[ GASPS ] >> HAVE YOU SEEN THIS GUY?!
>> Flapjack: AYE-AYE, CAPTAIN FLAPJACK.
RIGHT AWAY, SIR.
>> K'nuckles: FLAP!
GET AWAY FROM THAT WHEEL!
>> Flapjack: I WAS JUST CLEANING IT.
>> K'nuckles: WE'RE IN TROUBLE, BOY.
WE CAN'T TAKE THE BOAT OUT.
>> Flapjack: WHAT?!
DIDN'T YOU GET IT REGISTERED?
>> K'nuckles: YEAH.
BUT THAT'S NOT THE PROBLEM.
THERE'S A DERANGED LUNATIC NAMED BARON BERSERKER AFTER US, AND
HE'S GONNA DESTROY ME!
>> Flapjack: [ GASPS ] FOR WHAT?
>> K'nuckles: FOR OWNING HIS OLD BOAT.
WE'VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING.
>> Flapjack: WHAT IF WE REPAINT THE BOAT SO BARON BERSERKER
CAN'T RECOGNIZE IT?
>> K'nuckles: GREAT IDEA, FLAP!
I KNEW I KEPT YOU AROUND FOR A REASON.
I STILL DON'T KNOW ABOUT THE COLOR.
>> Flapjack: OH, IT'S A GREAT COLOR.
IT'S A COLOR I LOVE.
>> Bubbie: WELL, WHAT HAVE YOU TWO BEEN UP TO?
>> K'nuckles: I'M TOO TIRED.
FLAPJACK WILL TELL YOU.
>> Flapjack: WE'VE BEEN WORKING ON THE BOAT ALL NIGHT.
[ YAWNS ] NOW THAT THE BOAT'S PAINTED...
[ YAWNS ] ...IT MUST BE THE BEAUTIFULEST
THING IN THE WORLD AND THE THING I LOVE MOST.
>> Bubbie: LOVE THE MOST?
COME ON, YOU TWO.
LET'S GO SINK THAT STUPID BOAT!
WHAT'S SO GREAT ABOUT A BOAT?
I CAN TAKE FLAP ANYWHERE HE WANTS TO GO.
OH, MY.
THEY PUT A FACE ON THIS BOAT.
AND WHAT A BEAUTIFUL FACE IT IS.
OH, WHAT A TAIL.
HMM.
[ GASPS ] BUBBIE II.
"CAN'T REPLACE THE REAL BUBBIE.
LOVE, FLAPJACK."
I MUST BE NUMBER ONE.
OH, BABY!
LET'S COMPLETE THIS PICTURE.
A BABY AND AN OLD MAN ON A PERFECT BEAUTY.
>> Flapjack: HOW DO YOU LIKE IT, BUBBIE?
>> Bubbie: OH, I LOVE IT, HONEYBEE.
I WAS ABOUT TO SINK YOUR BOAT, BUT THEN I SAW WHAT YOU TWO DID
TO IT.
>> Flapjack: WHAT A CLOSE CALL.
[ CHUCKLES ] >> K'nuckles: WHO PUT THOSE UGLY
DOLLS ON OUR BOAT?
THAT BLUE ONE LOOKS HIDEOUS.
>> [ GROWLING ] [ SCREAMING ]
>> Bubbie: NOW, THAT WAS A CLOSE CALL.
>> K'nuckles: YES! WE SURVIVED!
BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY, MY BOAT SURVIVED!
WE CAN FINALLY TAKE HER FOR A SPIN.
>> [ SCREAMING ] >> Bubbie: WELL, AT LEAST YOU
STILL HAVE BUBBIE NUMBER ONE, RIGHT?
HEY, HEY! H-HEY.
>> Flapjack: SORRY ABOUT YOUR BOAT, CAP'N.
>> K'nuckles: EH, I NEVER LEARNED TO SAIL, ANYWAYS.
>> Flapjack: WHA-A-A-A-A-A-A-T?!
>> IT'S JUST A CANDY CONVENTION.
I'LL BE BACK IN A COUPLE OF DAYS.
I AM NOT ABANDONING YOU.
IS THAT WHAT YOU THINK?
I-IS THAT WHAT YOU REALLY THINK?
YOU'RE RIGHT, CANDY WIFE.
I AM BEING SELFISH.
[ SOBBING ] OH, MY SWEET CANDY WIFE.
I CAN'T LEAVE YOU ALONE LIKE THIS.
>> Flapjack: MR. LARRY, DO YOU NEED SOME HELP?
>> AS A MATTER OF FACT, FLAPJACK, HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO
DO ME A FAVOR?
>> ♪ A FAVOR FOR PEPPERMINT ♪ >> SHE'S EASY TO PLEASE.
JUST DUST HER TWICE A DAY AND TELL HER SHE'S PRETTY.
[ PLOP! ] IF ANYTHING HAPPENED TO
CANDY WIFE, I'D JUST...
[ INHALES DEEPLY ] [ EXHALES SHARPLY ]
[ SOBBING ] >> Flapjack: DON'T WORRY,
MR. LARRY, I'LL TAKE GOOD CARE OF HER.
>> FAREWELL, MY SWEET.
I CANDY WAIT TO RETURN.
[ LAUGHING ] >> Flapjack: HAVE A NICE TRIP!
>> [ LAUGHING ] [ TIRES SCREECH ]
>> K'nuckles: GOODBYE, WEIRDO.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>> Flapjack: I'M CANDYSITTING CANDY WIFE FOR PEPPERMINT LARRY.
DON'T DO IT.
>> Flapjack: HOW COME?
>> K'nuckles: YOU EAT CANDY WITH YOUR FRIENDS, FLAPJACK.
YOU DON'T MAKE FRIENDS WITH YOUR CANDY.
>> Flapjack: PEPPERMINT LARRY DOES.
>> K'nuckles: YOU DON'T WANT TO BE PEPPERMINT LARRY.
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] EVERYONE WOULD LAUGH AT YOU, AND
THEY WOULD LAUGH AT ME FOR HANGING OUT WITH YOU, WHICH
MEANS I'D HAVE TO SHUN YOU.
I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO SHUN YOU, FLAP.
>> Flapjack: I PROMISED PEPPERMINT LARRY!
>> K'nuckles: THEN YOU BROUGHT THIS UPON YOURSELF.
[ BELL RINGING ] >> NEXT MORNING!
IT'S THE NEXT MORNING!
>> Flapjack: CANDY WIFE, WHAT DO YOU THINK GETTING SHUNNED MEANS?
I SAID, "WHAT DO YOU THINK GETTING SHUNNED --"
MAYBE YOU'D BE EASIER TO TALK TO IF YOU LOOKED FRIENDLIER.
CAN I TRY SOMETHING?
[ TWINKLE! ] THERE YOU GO.
A LITTLE SMILE GOES A LONG WAY, AS I ALWAYS SAY.
[ CHUCKLES ] [ DOORS SLAM ]
HEY, CAP'N.
HOW ABOUT A COUPLE OF FLOATS?
>> I WOULD LOVE ONE.
>> Flapjack: CAP'N?
>> K'nuckles: TELL HIM, POOPS.
>> HANGING OUT WITH INANIMATE OBJECTS IS RIDICULOUS AND
EMBARRASSING.
>> K'nuckles: HMPH!
>> RIGHT, BUCKET?
>> K'nuckles: COME ON, LOLLY.
>> WAS THAT OKAY?
>> K'nuckles: UH, YEAH, IT WAS FINE.
>> Flapjack: [ LAUGHS ] [ SIGHS ]
[ LAUGHS ] OH, CANDY WIFE, IT'S A BUCKET.
[ LAUGHS ] >> K'nuckles: HMM, HE'S BLINDED
BY HER CANDYNESS.
I'VE GOT TO SHOW HIM HER SOUR SIDE.
>> Flapjack: [ WHISTLING ] WHOA!
CANDY WIFE, YOU GOT A PRESENT!
I'LL OPEN IT.
>> K'nuckles: [ CHUCKLES ] >> Flapjack: WHAT COULD IT BE?!
[ FROG CROAKS ] >> K'nuckles: PBHT! LOOK AT HER!
"OH, I'M CANDY WIFE!
GET THAT UGLY FROG AWAY FROM ME!
AAH! AAH!" [ LAUGHS ]
MORE LIKE SCAREDY WIFE, EH, FLAP?
[ LAUGHING ] OOPS.
>> Flapjack: [ GASPS ] >> K'nuckles: MORE LIKE
CLUMSY WIFE, EH, FLAPPY?
[ LAUGHTER ] WHOO-HOO!
>> Flapjack: IT'S OKAY, CANDY WIFE.
I-I'LL GET IT.
[ CREAK! ] >> K'nuckles: HEY, MY HAND'S
SMALLER THAN MY FACE.
HOW ABOUT YOU GUYS?
>> YEAH, MINE IS, TOO.
>> IT'S SMALLER, ALL RIGHT.
I'LL BE DARNED.
>> Flapjack: HUH?
MY HAND'S SMALLER, TOO.
HOW ABOUT YOU, CANDY WIFE?
>> K'nuckles: BOOM!
>> Flapjack: [ GASPS ] >> K'nuckles: MORE LIKE
DUMBSY WIFE!
[ LAUGHTER ] >> NICE ONE.
>> K'nuckles: WHY ARE YOU EVEN HANGING OUT WITH HER?
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Flapjack: WHY ARE YOU BEING
SO MEAN?
>> K'nuckles: YOU'RE RIGHT.
THAT'S ENOUGH, FELLAS.
I'M SORRY, CANDY WIFE.
GIVE ME A HUG.
>> Flapjack: DON'T DO IT.
>> K'nuckles: COME ON.
I REALLY WANT TO APOLOGIZE.
>> Flapjack: DON'T DO IT, CANDY WIFE.
>> K'nuckles: COME ON, COME ON.
RIGHT...THERE!
[ LAUGHS ] >> Flapjack: [ GASPS ]
>> K'nuckles: [ Distorted ] CLUMSY WIFE, EH, FLAPPY?
[ LAUGHING ] [ LAUGHS ]
[ Normal voice ] PICKLE JUICE!
SHE'S NOT SO SWEET NOW, EH, FLAP?
[ LAUGHS ] YES, YES.
YE-E-E-E-S!
WHAT?
>> Flapjack: OH, CAP'N.
>> HEY, TOO FAR, MAN.
>> YES. THAT WAS UNCALLED FOR.
>> YEAH, MAN.
>> TAKE IT EASY.
>> Flapjack: YEAH, CAP'N.
>> YOU DON'T THROW PICKLE JUICE ON A CANDY WOMAN.
>> K'nuckles: OH, COME ON.
SHE'S JUST A PIECE OF CANDY.
A FINELY SCULPTED, TANTALIZING, EXQUISITE PIECE OF CANDY.
MM-HMM.
[ MUMBLING ] >> Flapjack: WHAT WAS THAT ALL
ABOUT?
HMM?
"DEER?
CANDY WIFE."
[ GASPS ] >> K'nuckles: "DEAR CANDY WIFE,
I WISH THAT LARRY HAD CHOSEN ME."
[ BOTH LAUGH ] >> K'nuckles: [ GROANS ]
"I WAS SO JEALOUS OF FLAPJACK THAT I COULDN'T BE NEAR HIM."
SHUNNED!
[ SOBBING ] "I TRIED TO TELL YOU HOW I
FELT."
CLUMSY WIFE.
[ GLASS SHATTERS ] DUMBSY WIFE.
YE-E-E-E-S!
"BUT THE WORDS JUST CAME OUT WRONG."
CANDY WIFE, WILL YOU...
>> Flapjack: [ GASPS ] K'NUCKLES WANTS TO MARRY
CANDY WIFE!
>> K'nuckles: THAT'S RIGHT, BOY.
[ THUNDER CRASHES ] DON'T TRY TO STOP ME!
>> Flapjack: BUT SHE'S MARRIED TO PEPPERMINT LARRY!
[ CRUNCH! ] >> K'nuckles: I DON'T SEE A
RING.
>> Flapjack: [ GASPS ] [ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
WHERE ARE YOU TAKING HER?!
>> K'nuckles: SOMEPLACE FAR AWAY, WHERE WE CAN SPEND THE
REST OF OUR LIVES TOGETHER.
>> Flapjack: [ GASPS ] [ THUD! ]
>> K'nuckles: [ GROANS ] [ EXHALES SHARPLY ]
[ GRUNTING ] >> [ LAUGHING ]
>> Flapjack: [ GASPS ] [ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
POOPDECK, GRAB YOUR BUCKETS.
[ TIRES SCREECH ] >> CANDY WIFE, I'M HOME!
OH, I MISSED YOU SO MUCH.
I MOPED AROUND THAT CONVENTION LIKE A PEPPERMINT LONELY.
WAS...SHE...LONELY?
>> Flapjack: YOU BET.
NO ONE PAID HER ANY ATTENTION AT ALL.
>> REALLY?
OH, POOR CANDY WIFE.
I WAS HOPING SHE'D GET A LITTLE ATTENTION.
>> Flapjack: WELL, IN THAT CASE, NOT ONLY DID SHE GET SOME
ATTENTION, SOMEONE TOOK HER TO A FARAWAY PLACE TO GET MARRIED!
[ LAUGHS ] >> [ HIGH-PITCHED SCREAM ]
>> YOU CAN MARRY MY BUCKETS.
>> Flapjack: YEAH.
WHAT ABOUT BUCKET WIFE?
YOU CAN TAKE HER HAND, THOUGH, IN MARRIAGE.
>> K'nuckles: THAT WON'T BE NECESSARY.
>> CANDY WIFE!
OH, CANDY WIFE, I THOUGHT YOU LEFT FOREVER.
[ SOBS ] >> K'nuckles: I WAS OUT FOR MY
EVENING ROW WHEN I SAW HER JUMP IN THE WATER.
I-I GUESS SHE MISSED YOU SO MUCH SHE TRIED TO SWIM AFTER YOU.
BUT THEN I SAW YOUR BOAT, SO I, UH, BROUGHT HER BACK HERE.
>> I MISSED YOU S-O-O-O-O-O-O MUCH.
>> Flapjack: UH, K'NUCKLES, I THOUGHT YOU WANTED TO TAKE HER
HAND IN MARRIAGE.
>> K'nuckles: I DID, BUT I FORGOT ABOUT HER OTHER HAND.
>> Flapjack: OH.
[ Chuckling ] OH, MORE LIKE HANDY WIFE, HUH, CAPTAIN?
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
>> [ LAUGHING EVILLY ]