The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack (2008–2010): Season 1, Episode 16 - Sea Legs - full transcript
>> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK.
HEY, FLAPJACK.
COME WITH ME, WE'LL GO AND SEE A
PLACE CALLED CANDIED ISLAND!
>> Bubbie: ♪ WHO NEEDS CANDIED
ISLAND? ♪
♪ IT'S SAFER AT THE DOCKS ♪
>> K'nuckles: ♪ FOR THERE AIN'T
NO STREAMS OF SODIE POP
TO GO DRIPPIN' DOWN THE ROCKS ♪
>> Bubbie: ♪ IT'S DANGEROUS AND
RISKY ♪
>> K'nuckles: ♪ BUT ADVENTUROUS
AND FREE ♪
>> Flapjack: ♪ ADVENTURE --
THAT'S THE LIFE FOR ME ♪
>> K'nuckles: ♪ THERE'S LOLLIPOP
TREES AND A LEMONADE SEA! ♪
>> Bubbie: DOESN'T SOUND VERY
GOOD TO ME.
>> ♪ THE MISADVENTURES OF... ♪
>> Flapjack: ♪ FLAPJACK ♪
[ SPLASH! ]
[ CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> I'M SORRY, SIR.
YOU CAN'T SIT THERE.
>> K'nuckles: WHY NOT?
>> YOU'RE SITTING IN MY
VICHYSSOISE.
>> K'nuckles: IT'S A FREE
COUNTRY.
>> I'LL HAVE TO ASK YOU TO
LEAVE.
>> K'nuckles: YOU'LL HAVE TO
CARRY ME OUT, 'CAUSE I'M NOT
MOVING.
>> GET OUT OF HERE!
NO TYRANTS ALLOWED.
[ PEOPLE SCREAMING ]
>> K'nuckles: [ LAUGHING ]
>> Both: [ LAUGHING ]
>> K'nuckles: DID YOU SEE THAT?
>> Flapjack: BOY, DID I.
WATCH THIS.
>> K'nuckles: HOLD IT.
THIS IS A LITTLE OUT OF YOUR
LEAGUE.
FOLLOW ME.
THIS IS MORE YOUR SIZE.
>> Flapjack: "STORMALONG GIRLS'
CLUB -- GIRLS ONLY!"
>> K'nuckles: ME FIRST.
>> MORE TEA?
>> I'VE HAD SUFFICIENT, THANK
YOU.
>> K'nuckles: CAN I HAVE SOME?
>> Both: [ SCREAM ]
>> GET OUT!
NO BOYS ALLOWED!
GET OUT OF HERE!
>> Both: [ LAUGHING ]
>> K'nuckles: DID YOU HEAR THAT?
>> Flapjack: GIRLS.
[ LAUGHS ]
WATCH THIS.
HI, LADIES.
>> HI.
>> OOH, PLEASE COME IN.
>> AND CLOSE THE DOOR.
THERE'S A WEIRD GUY OUT THERE.
DID YOU JUST MOVE HERE?
>> WE KNOW ALL THE LITTLE GIRLS
IN STORMALONG.
>> K'nuckles: [ Thinking ] THEY
THINK HE'S A GIRL!
>> Flapjack: [ Thinking ] THEY
THINK I'M A GIRL?
>> K'nuckles: [ LAUGHING ]
>> Flapjack: THEY THINK I'M A
GIRL!
>> K'nuckles: AH, WHO CARES WHAT
THOSE TWO GIRLS THINK?
[ LAUGHING ]
>> HEY, STOP LAUGHING AT THAT
GIRL!
>> K'nuckles: WHO CARES WHAT
THOSE TWO GIRLS AND THAT ONE GUY
THINK?
>> EXCUSE ME.
YOUR DAUGHTER LOOKS HEALTHY.
WOULD YOU BE INTERESTED IN AN
ARRANGED MARRIAGE...
WITH MY SON?
>> [ COUGHS WEAKLY ]
>> Flapjack: HELP ME, K'NUCKLES.
>> K'nuckles: [ LAUGHS ]
THEY ALL THINK YOU'RE A GIRL.
♪ AND YOU'RE A BOY ♪
[ LAUGHS ]
HMM-HMM.
HMM.
THE WAY YOU WALKED INTO THE
GIRLS' CLUBHOUSE -- RE-CREATE
THAT FOR ME.
THERE ARE NO WRONG ANSWERS HERE,
BOY.
LET'S JUST SEE WHAT YOU DID.
>> Flapjack: HI, LADIE--
>> K'nuckles: STOP, STOP, STOP.
I'VE SEEN ENOUGH.
YOU WALK LIKE A GIRL.
>> Flapjack: [ GASPS ]
>> K'nuckles: BUT NOT TO WORRY,
FOR I WILL TEACH YOU HOW TO WALK
LIKE A MAN.
OBSERVE.
HMM.
[ GROWLS ]
[ LOW-PITCHED MUSIC PLAYS ]
OKAY, FLAP, NOW IT'S YOUR TURN.
>> Flapjack: OKAY!
[ HIGH-PITCHED MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> K'nuckles: NO, NO, NO, WALK
LIKE A MAN!
[ LOW-PITCHED MUSIC PLAYS ]
UH-HUH, UH-HUH.
ALL RIGHT.
WALK LIKE THAT FOR THE REST OF
YOUR LIFE.
NOW, ABOUT YOUR APPEARANCE.
>> Flapjack: [ LAUGHS ]
>> K'nuckles: HMM.
MM-HMM. HMM.
>> Flapjack: WHERE'D YOU GET
THAT MUD FROM, CAP'N?
>> K'nuckles: NEVER YOU MIND!
ALL RIGHT, LET'S SEE HOW WE DID.
HEY, YOU!
>> WHAT?
>> K'nuckles: COME HERE.
GOT TO ASK YOU SOMETHING.
>> EXCUSE ME FOR A SECOND,
FELLAS.
YEAH?
>> K'nuckles: OKAY, FLAP, SHOW
HIM WHAT YOU GOT.
>> K'nuckles: OKAY, FLAP, SHOW
HIM WHAT YOU GOT.
WELL?
>> WELL, WHAT?
>> K'nuckles: IS THIS A BOY OR A
GIRL?
>> OH, UH...A BOY?
>> Flapjack: A BOY!
HE THINKS I'M A BOY!
HE THINKS I'M A BOY, HE THINKS
I'M A BOY, HE THINKS I'M A BOY!
>> HEY, YOU DRESSED YOUR LITTLE
GIRL LIKE A BOY!
WHY'D YOU DRESS YOUR LITTLE GIRL
LIKE A BOY?
>> THOMAS!
FORGET ABOUT IT!
>> IT'S NOT WORTH IT!
>> COME BACK!
>> COME ON!
>> Flapjack: IT'S MY VOICE.
I HAVE A LITTLE GIRL'S VOICE.
I HAVE A LITTLE GIRL'S VOICE.
>> K'nuckles: UH, NOW THAT YOU
MENTION IT...
BUT, UH, CHANGING YOUR VOICE?
THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
YOUR VOICE IS PART OF YOUR BODY.
>> Flapjack: HMPH!
[ BELL RINGING ]
>> SURGERY.
CHANGE YOUR BODY WITH SURGERY.
>> K'nuckles: NOPE.
YOU JUST CAN'T CHANGE YOUR BODY.
HEY! MY LEGS ARE ON BACKWARDS!
[ POP! ]
>> Flapjack: I'LL SEE YOU LATER,
CAP'N.
>> HMM, HMM, UH, UM...
[ TWINKLE! ]
HMM, YES, SURGERY.
OH, I HAVEN'T USED THIS IN A
WHILE.
>> Flapjack: DR. BARBER?
>> HMM?
>> Flapjack: IS SURGERY
DANGEROUS?
>> HMM, SOMETIMES.
BUT ONLY IF YOUR SURGEON IS
UNPREPARED WHEN SOMETHING GOES
WRONG.
[ CLATTER! ]
[ GASPS ]
HMM. OH.
HMM.
UH, AH, HMM, HMM, AH.
>> Flapjack: I HATE MY VOICE!
>> [ Girl's voice ] I LIKE YOUR
VOICE.
>> Flapjack: DIDN'T CATCH THAT,
FRIEND.
>> I LIKE YOUR VOICE.
>> Flapjack: WOW.[ CHUCKLES ]
>> ♪ HE'S A MAN ♪
♪ WITH A LITTLE GIRL'S VOICE ♪
♪ YES, HE'S A MAN ♪
♪ WITH A LITTLE GIRL'S VOICE ♪
♪ WELL, HE'S STRONG ♪
>> ♪ HE'S STRONG ♪
>> ♪ AND HE'S TOUGH ♪
>> ♪ HE'S TOUGH ♪
♪ AND HE'S MEAN,
AND HE IS ROUGH ♪
♪ HE'S A MAN ♪
♪ HE'S A MAN ♪
♪ HE'S A MAN ♪
♪ WITH A LITTLE GIRL'S...
[ High-pitched ] VOICE ♪
>> Flapjack: BOY, I GUESS IT IS
OKAY FOR A MAN TO HAVE A LITTLE
GIRL'S VOICE.
>> I'M NOT A MAN.
[ SCOFFS ]
DARN THING'S ALWAYS FALLING OFF.
TIME TO GO HOME, CINDY.
>> OKAY, MOM.
COME ON, BAXTER.
>> [ MEOWS ]
>> K'nuckles: I MEAN, I THINK
HE'S A BOY.
THAT'S WHAT I WAS LED TO
BELIEVE.
FLAPJACK!
[ SQUEAK! ]
I CAN'T READ YOUR SCRIBBLES.
[ SQUEAK! ]
UH, FLAPJACK, I CAN'T READ.
>> Flapjack: [ SIGHS ]
>> I CAN READ.
ALLOW ME.
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
[ As Flapjack ] "DEAR K'NUCKLES,
I HATE MY VOICE."
[ Normal voice ] OH, DEAR.
[ As Flapjack ] "AND I'LL NEVER
TALK AGAIN.
LOVE, FLAPPLES."
>> Flapjack: WHY'D YOU HAVE TO
READ IT LIKE THAT?
>> THAT'S HOW YOU WROTE IT,
YOUNG LADY.
>> K'nuckles: FLAP!
WHERE YOU GOING?
>> Flapjack: TO GET DANGEROUS
SURGERY.
>> K'nuckles: WELL, I THINK
THAT'S A BAD IDEA.
>> Flapjack: WELL, I CAN'T GO ON
LIKE THIS!
>> K'nuckles: WELL, I MIGHT HAVE
TO TELL BUBBIE.
>> Flapjack: WELL, WHY DON'T
YOU, THEN?
>> K'nuckles: WELL, I MIGHT!
[ GULP! GULP! GULP! GULP! ]
[ BURPS ]
>> Bubbie: K'NUCKLES?
>> K'nuckles: HMM.
>> Bubbie: WHERE'S FLAPJACK?
>> K'nuckles: RIGHT.
HE WENT TO DR. BARBER'S FOR
SURGERY.
>> Bubbie: SURGERY?
>> K'nuckles: NO, WAIT, IT WAS A
CERTAIN KIND OF SURGERY.
>> Bubbie: EMERGENCY SURGERY?
>> K'nuckles: NO.
>> Bubbie: NECESSARY SURGERY?
>> K'nuckles: NO.
>> Bubbie: RECOMMENDED SURGERY?
>> K'nuckles: NO.
OH, YEAH, DANGEROUS SURGERY TO
FIX HIS VOICE.
>> Bubbie: HIS VOICE?
THAT CHILD HAS THE VOICE OF A
HUNDRED ANGEL KISSES.
HE'S A PERFECT LITTLE PEACH
BASKET, AND YOU LET HIM HAVE
SURGERY?!
>> K'nuckles: RELAX!
THE MAN'S A DOCTOR -- OR BARBER.
OH, BOY.
>> Bubbie: WELL, YOU BETTER HOPE
YOU'RE NOT TOO LATE, OR YOU'RE
GONNA NEED SURGERY!
>> K'nuckles: DOC, DOC!
TELL ME IT'S NOT TOO LATE!
>> IT'S NOT TOO LATE.
>> K'nuckles: WHEW.
>> FOR WHAT?
>> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK'S
DANGEROUS SURGERY.
>> OH, WELL...
THEN, YES, YOU'RE VERY LATE.
>> K'nuckles: OHH.
THE WHALE'S GONNA KILL ME.
>> NOT TO WORRY, CAPTAIN.
THE PATIENT IS RECOVERING
NICELY.
SEE?
>> K'nuckles: OHH!
AAH!
>> UH-OH, WRONG DOOR.
HERE WE ARE.
>> FOR REAL, FLAPJACK.
>> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK!
ARE YOU OKAY?
SAY SOMETHING.
>> YES, YOUR VOCAL CHORDS HAVE
HEALED BY NOW.
SAY SOMETHING.
>> Flapjack: [ INHALES DEEPLY ]
[ GULP! ]
TSK! TSK! TSK! TSK!
[ INHALES DEEPLY ]
[ Girl's voice ] AT LAST, I
SOUND LIKE A BOY!
HEY.
HEY!
WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY VOICE?!
>> YOU DIDN'T LIKE YOUR LITTLE
BOY VOICE, SO I GAVE YOU A
LITTLE GIRL'S VOICE.
>> Flapjack: BUT WHY WOULD I
WANT -- HEY, YOU KNEW I WAS A
BOY?
>> I'M A DOCTOR.
>> Flapjack: CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES,
DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?
>> K'nuckles: YOU'RE A BOY?
>> I'M A BOY!
>> K'nuckles: YOU SHOULD CHANGE
YOUR VOICE.
>> Flapjack: HMM.
WHAT DO YOU SAY, DOC BARBER?
CAN YOU GIVE ME MY OLD VOICE
BACK?
>> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK?
HOW ARE YOU FEELING?
>> Flapjack: [ Normal voice ]
OKAY.
[ CROWD MURMURS ]
>> IT'S A BOY!
>> BRAVEST BOY I'VE EVER SEEN.
>> AWW!
[ POP! ]
OH!
>> AND ON BEHALF OF THE
STORMALONG GIRLS' CLUB...
>> HE'S OFFICIALLY NOT ALLOWED.
>> K'nuckles: THANKS, DOC.
SAY, UH, AREN'T YOU MISSING A
SIDEBURN?
>> HMM, YES, WELL, I THOUGHT
SOMEONE ELSE COULD USE IT, HMM?
>> Flapjack: [ Deep voice ] THE
END.
>> K'nuckles: AAH!
>> Flapjack: HUH?
>> K'nuckles: [ PANTING ]
>> Flapjack: CAP'N!
>> Bubbie: WHAT IS THAT FOOL UP
TO NOW?
>> K'nuckles: AAAH!
>> All: [ GRUNTING ]
>> Both: [ GASP ]
[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ]
>> K'nuckles: [ SCREAMING ]
OOH!
[ SMACK! ]
>> Both: [ GASP ]
>> K'nuckles: AH!
[ LAUGHS ]
YES!
IT'S MINE, MER-DORKS!
YOU CAN'T GET ME NOW -- UNLESS
YOU GROW A PAIR OF LEGS!
>> OHH.
>> K'nuckles: ♪ A-CHA-CHEATY-
DO ♪
UNH, UNH, UNH!
>> THE COLOR OF MY NEW HOME WILL
BREAK MY HEART INSIDE ITS OWN.
MY CANDY TEARS YOU WILL CONSUME.
MY FINS AND SCALES WILL SPLIT IN
TWO.
THE QUEEN OF OCEAN DEPTHS DOTH
DIE.
NO LONGER MER, BUT MAID OF SKY.
>> Flapjack: WHAT IS GOIN' ON
HERE?
>> Bubbie: SERIOUSLY.
>> K'nuckles: HUH?
OH, I, UH -- I STOLE HER HEART.
UH, SHE'S THE QUEEN OF THE
MERMAIDS.
SHE HAS A LOT OF GUARDS.
WHATEVER.
YOU HEARD THE RIDDLE.
>> Flapjack: DOESN'T SHE NEED
HER HEART TO LIVE?
>> K'nuckles: SHE LOOKS ALL
RIGHT.
>> Flapjack: SHOULDN'T YOU GIVE
HER HEART BACK?
>> K'nuckles: NAH!
IT'S NOT REALLY HER HEART.
IT JUST SYMBOLIZES, UH, UH,
SOMETHING.
I DON'T KNOW.
MERMAIDS ARE WEIRD.
>> Flapjack: SHE'S NOT BLINKING.
>> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK, MERMAIDS
ARE WEIRD!
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO JUST TAKE
SOMETHING FROM THEM, AND THEY'LL
SAY A RIDDLE AND STARE AT YOU,
AND THEN YOU CAN WALK AWAY.
WOULD YOU JUST GET DOWN HERE AND
CHECK OUT THIS MERMAID'S HEART?
IT'S FULL OF MAGIC,
WISH-GRANTING, CANDY MERMAID
TEARS!
WE CAN WISH FOR THAT THING WE'VE
ALWAYS WANTED.
>> FINALLY, WE ARE ONE.
>> K'nuckles: TO GO TO
CANDIED ISLAND!
>> Flapjack: UH, OH -- OH, YEAH.
>> K'nuckles: ALL RIGHT, HERE
SHE GOES.
JUST EAT ONE OF THESE MERMAID
TEARS.
>> Flapjack: OHH.
>> K'nuckles: WE'RE GOING TO
CANDIED ISLAND.
>> Flapjack: CANDIED ISLAND!
>> K'nuckles: AH!
>> Flapjack: AH!
HEY, CAP'N?
[ YOINK! ]
MAYBE BEFORE WE GO, CAN I USE
SOME OF THESE WISHES FOR FUN ON
OUR LAST DAY IN STORMALONG?
>> K'nuckles: YEAH, WE'RE NEVER
COMING BACK TO THIS DUMP.
WE CAN DO WHATEVER WE WANT.
>> Bubbie: NO, HOLD ON.
I ONLY HEARD --
>> Both: [ LAUGHING ]
>> Bubbie: OH, ALL RIGHT, IGNORE
BUBBIE!
MAYBE BUBBIE WILL IGNORE YOU
LATER.
[ MUTTERING ]
>> Both: [ LAUGHING ]
>> K'nuckles: OKAY, LET'S TRY IT
OUT.
UH, I WISH...
FOR GOLDEN EYEBALLS!
>> OOH. AH.
[ POP! ]
>> K'nuckles: I'M BLIND!
>> Flapjack: LET ME TRY IT.
I WISH FOR...A MUSCLY ARM.
>> K'nuckles: AH, COME ON,
K'NUCKLES.
>> Flapjack: I WISH 8-ARM WILLY
WAS HERE.
[ POP! ]
>> HUH?
[ PUNCH! PUNCH! ]
>> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK!
>> Flapjack: I WISH 8-ARM WILLY
WAS SOMEWHERE ELSE.
>> K'nuckles: THERE YOU ARE!
OKAY.
I WISH MY MOUTH TO FOREVER BE
FULL OF MAPLE SYRUP.
AND ALSO THAT I WAS NOT BLIND
ANYMORE.
>> K'nuckles: HMM?
I CAN SEE!
[ LAUGHS ]
MMM, THIS TASTES GREAT.
IT'S A LITTLE HARD TO BREATHE.
UH, I WISH I COULD BREATHE SYRUP
AND THAT I HAD BEAUTIFUL, LONG
HAIR AND THAT THAT HAG WAS A
BEAUTIFUL, TAME HORSE.
>> [ NEIGHS ]
>> K'nuckles: [ LAUGHS ]
>> Flapjack: I WISH...
TO SPIT ANCHORS, HAVE REALLY
TALL LEGS, EYES THAT SEE THROUGH
WALLS, AND TO NEVER HAVE TO GO
TO THE BATHROOM AGAIN.
WHOA!
[ SPIT! ]
[ SPIT! ]
WONDERFUL.
WHOA.
OH.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING DOWN THERE,
PEPPERMINT LARRY?
OH, I WISH...
[ CARNIVAL MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ LAUGHS ]
>> K'nuckles: AH.
I WISH I COULD SIT ON THAT
CLOUD.
WHEE!
>> Flapjack: HEY, I WANT TO
SIT...
[ SPIT! ]
...ON A CLOUD, TOO!
>> K'nuckles: PUT THAT ARM AWAY.
I'LL WISH IT FOR YOU.
ALSO FOR A NEW HAT, ALSO FOR...
>> Wish! Wish! Wish! Wish! Wish!
Wish! Wish! Wish! Wish!
>> Both: [ LAUGHING ]
>> Flapjack: AND THEN -- THEN
CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES WISHED FOR
EVEN MORE CANDY, BUT THEN HE WAS
SO FULL, HE WISHED FOR AN EVEN
BIGGER STOMACH.
>> K'nuckles: YUP.
>> Flapjack: AND THEN HE HAD
EVEN MORE CANDY!
YOU GOT TO TRY ONE OF THESE
WISHES, BUBBIE.
>> Bubbie: OH, NO, BABY.
WHEN IT COMES TO MAGIC, THERE'S
ALWAYS SOME HORRIBLE CATCH.
>> K'nuckles: PBHT!
THAT'S RIDICULOUS.
B-B-B-- FLAP, COULD YOU, UH...
WISH ME BACK TO --
BLECH.
...NORMAL?
[ GULP! ]
>> Wish!
>> K'nuckles: I SAID BACK TO
NORMAL!
[ POP! ]
AH! OOH! HMM!
MM-HMM.
>> Flapjack: HOW ARE WE DOING ON
WISHES?
>> K'nuckles: GOT ENOUGH FOR
TONIGHT, AND THEN TOMORROW...
>> Flapjack: CANDIED ISLAND?
>> K'nuckles: CANDIED ISLAND!
>> Both: [ LAUGHING ]
>> Wish!
>> Flapjack: AHH.
CAP'N! THE MERMAID! LOOK!
>> K'nuckles: [ SIGHS ]
MERMAIDS ARE WHAT, FLAPJACK?
>> Flapjack: WEIRD?
>> K'nuckles: TSK! TSK!
I'M GONNA GO PACK.
[ PLOP! ]
>> Flapjack: [ PANTING ]
ARE YOU OKAY?
I SAID, ARE YOU OKAY?!
>> K'nuckles: I WISH FOR A VERY,
VERY SHINY, UM, UH, SPOON.
>> Wish!
>> K'nuckles: TOO SHINY!
[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
>> Flapjack: HUH?
>> K'nuckles: I, UH, WISH, UH...
I WISH I WAS MYSELF AS A
WOMAN -- JUST FOR A MINUTE.
>> Wish!
[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
>> Flapjack: SHE'S GONNA DIE IF
WE WISH AWAY ALL THE WISHES.
I DON'T WANT TO KILL A MERMAID.
[ Thinking ] HOW CAN I ENJOY
CANDIED ISLAND WHEN I'M A
MERMAID MURDERER?
HOW CAN I ENJOY ANYTHING EVER
AGAIN?
HOW CAN I ENJOY ANYTHING EVER
AGAIN AFTER WHAT I'VE DONE?
IT'S MY FAULT CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES
STOLE HER HEART.
>> Wish! Wish!
>> Flapjack: BUT I WENT ALONG
WITH IT.
HOW COULD I LET THIS HAPPEN?
I'VE BEEN SO BLIND.
>> K'nuckles: [ LAUGHS ]
>> Flapjack: I WISH...
I WISH I KNEW WHAT TO DO!
[ GULP! ]
>> Accidental wish!
>> Flapjack: OF COURSE!
I CAN SAVE HER WITH ONE OF THE
WISHES!
[ SNORTS ]
CLEVER, CLEVER, CLEVER.
>> K'nuckles: [ LAUGHS ]
[ GULP! ]
I WISH MY SUITCASE WAS OVER
THERE.
>> Wish!
>> K'nuckles: NOW I WISH IT WAS
OVER THERE.
>> Wish!
>> K'nuckles: NOW I WISH IT WAS
OPEN.
>> Wish!
>> Bubbie: I WISH YOU'D SHUT
YOUR MOUTH!
>> K'nuckles: I WISH YOU WOULD
SHUT YOUR MOUTH.
>> Wish!
>> K'nuckles: NOW I WISH FOR A
CORN DOG.
>> Wish!
[ SPLAT! ]
NOW I WISH FOR ANOTHER CORN DOG.
>> Wish!
>> Flapjack: CAP'N!
CAP'N, YOU GOT TO STOP WISHING!
>> K'nuckles: OF COURSE I DON'T!
I MEAN, NOT ACTUALLY.
AND WHY WOULD I FOR?
>> Flapjack: EVERY TIME YOU
WISH, THE MERMAID DIES A LITTLE.
>> K'nuckles: I WISH I CARED.
OH! WHOOPS!
>> Wish!
[ DING! ]
>> K'nuckles: I, UH, W-WISH...
[ GROWLING ]
W-WISH...I...DIDN'T...CARE!
>> Wish!
>> K'nuckles: AHH.
GEEZ, THAT WAS HARD TO DO.
>> Flapjack: CAP'N, YOU HAVE TO
STOP WISHING!
SHE'LL DIE WHEN ALL THE WISHES
ARE GONE.
>> K'nuckles: YOU'RE RIGHT,
FLAP.
WE HAVE TO STOP USING THESE
WISHES.
>> Flapjack: OH, THANK GOODNESS.
>> K'nuckles: BECAUSE THEY'RE
ALL GONE.
>> Flapjack: WHAT?!
>> K'nuckles: IN THE BOWL, I
MEAN.
WE STILL HAVE THE ONES WE SAVED
FOR CANDIED ISLAND.
>> Flapjack: OH, RIGHT.
WELL, I'M USING MINE TO SAVE THE
MERMAID.
>> K'nuckles: WHAT?!
WHOA, WHOA, HOLD ON.
YOU'D GIVE UP CANDIED ISLAND?
CANDIED ISLAND, FLAP?
FOR SOME LOUSY MERMAID?
>> Flapjack: YEAH.
>> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK, I JUST
REALIZED SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR
WISH.
>> Flapjack: WHAT?
>> K'nuckles: IT'S LAME!
>> Flapjack: HEY, GIVE IT BACK!
>> K'nuckles: NO WAY!
I'M NOT LETTING YOU WASTE A WISH
HELPING SOME RIDDLE-TELLING --
>> Flapjack: AAH!
GIVE IT BACK!
>> K'nuckles: NEVER!
I'M GOING TO CANDIED ISLAND BY
MYSELF NOW!
BUT FIRST, I'M GONNA TEACH YOU
HOW A REAL WISHER WISHES A WISH
AWAY.
>> Flapjack: NO!
PLEASE HELP THE MERMAID!
>> K'nuckles: I WISH FOR A NEW
HAT AND A CORN DOG.
>> Wish! Wish!
>> K'nuckles: AND NOW I WISH TO
BE AT CANDIED ISLAND.
[ DRIP! DRIP! DRIP! ]
I WISH TO BE AT CANDIED ISLAND!
[ SMACK! ]
HEY, WHERE'S MY LAST WISH?
>> Bubbie: YOU WISHED FOR TWO
THINGS, FOOL!
>> K'nuckles: NO!
SEE, I, UH -- I WISHED FOR --
>> Bubbie: YOU IGNORAMUS.
>> Flapjack: [ CRYING ]
>> Bubbie: I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW
DUMB YOU ARE.
>> K'nuckles: HAT AND A CORN
DOG -- LIKE ONE.
[ RUMBLING ]
>> Flapjack: AAAAAH!
OH, NO!
[ THUNDER CRASHING ]
>> [ SCREAMING ]
>> Both: [ SCREAMING ]
>> AH.
OOH.
[ GIGGLES ]
THAT'S BETTER.
>> Both: [ GASP ]
M-M-MER--
>> OH, NO.
NOT A MERMAID.
I AM NOW A SKYMAID.
YOU SEE, YOUNG FLAPJACK,
SKYMAIDS ARE BORN WHEN BRAVE
ADVENTURERS SUCH AS YOUR FRIEND
STEAL MERMAID WISHES AND WISH
FOR THINGS THEY WANT, SO NEVER
STOP WISHING, FLAPJACK, AND ALL
YOUR DREAMS WILL COME TRUE.
>> Flapjack: EVEN THE SCARY
ONES?
[ GIGGLES ]
[ Deep voice ] YES.
[ Normal voice ] FAREWELL, YOUNG
FLAPJACK!
>> Wish!
[ SEA GULLS CAWING ]
>> K'nuckles: WOW!
>> Flapjack: WOW.
>> OH, AND, K'NUCKLES, A HAT AND
A CORN DOG ARE TWO THINGS.
>> ♪ AHH ♪
>> K'nuckles: I TOLD YOU
MERMAIDS ARE WEIRD.
[ MUNCH! ]
>> Flapjack: SORRY FOR SCREWING
UP OUR CANDIED ISLAND WISH.
>> K'nuckles: YEAH, IT'S ALL
YOUR FAULT, BOY.
>> Flapjack: I'M SURE WE'LL FIND
CANDIED ISLAND...ONE DAY.
>> Bubbie: HA! YOU WISH!
[ SPLASH! ]
[ LAUGHS ]
>> Bubbie: OH, ALL RIGHT, IGNORE
BUBBIE!
HUH, MAYBE BUBBIE WILL IGNORE
YOU.
MAYBE BUBBIE WILL IGNORE YOU.
YEAH, WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT THAT?
THINK I CAN'T IGNORE YOU.
I DON'T HAVE TO BE BOTHERED WITH
YOU.
I DON'T NEED TO BE AROUND YOU NO
WAY.
[ Muttering ] GO AND MIND MY
BUSINESS.
TAKE CARE OF YOU.
LATER.
HEY, FLAPJACK.
COME WITH ME, WE'LL GO AND SEE A
PLACE CALLED CANDIED ISLAND!
>> Bubbie: ♪ WHO NEEDS CANDIED
ISLAND? ♪
♪ IT'S SAFER AT THE DOCKS ♪
>> K'nuckles: ♪ FOR THERE AIN'T
NO STREAMS OF SODIE POP
TO GO DRIPPIN' DOWN THE ROCKS ♪
>> Bubbie: ♪ IT'S DANGEROUS AND
RISKY ♪
>> K'nuckles: ♪ BUT ADVENTUROUS
AND FREE ♪
>> Flapjack: ♪ ADVENTURE --
THAT'S THE LIFE FOR ME ♪
>> K'nuckles: ♪ THERE'S LOLLIPOP
TREES AND A LEMONADE SEA! ♪
>> Bubbie: DOESN'T SOUND VERY
GOOD TO ME.
>> ♪ THE MISADVENTURES OF... ♪
>> Flapjack: ♪ FLAPJACK ♪
[ SPLASH! ]
[ CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> I'M SORRY, SIR.
YOU CAN'T SIT THERE.
>> K'nuckles: WHY NOT?
>> YOU'RE SITTING IN MY
VICHYSSOISE.
>> K'nuckles: IT'S A FREE
COUNTRY.
>> I'LL HAVE TO ASK YOU TO
LEAVE.
>> K'nuckles: YOU'LL HAVE TO
CARRY ME OUT, 'CAUSE I'M NOT
MOVING.
>> GET OUT OF HERE!
NO TYRANTS ALLOWED.
[ PEOPLE SCREAMING ]
>> K'nuckles: [ LAUGHING ]
>> Both: [ LAUGHING ]
>> K'nuckles: DID YOU SEE THAT?
>> Flapjack: BOY, DID I.
WATCH THIS.
>> K'nuckles: HOLD IT.
THIS IS A LITTLE OUT OF YOUR
LEAGUE.
FOLLOW ME.
THIS IS MORE YOUR SIZE.
>> Flapjack: "STORMALONG GIRLS'
CLUB -- GIRLS ONLY!"
>> K'nuckles: ME FIRST.
>> MORE TEA?
>> I'VE HAD SUFFICIENT, THANK
YOU.
>> K'nuckles: CAN I HAVE SOME?
>> Both: [ SCREAM ]
>> GET OUT!
NO BOYS ALLOWED!
GET OUT OF HERE!
>> Both: [ LAUGHING ]
>> K'nuckles: DID YOU HEAR THAT?
>> Flapjack: GIRLS.
[ LAUGHS ]
WATCH THIS.
HI, LADIES.
>> HI.
>> OOH, PLEASE COME IN.
>> AND CLOSE THE DOOR.
THERE'S A WEIRD GUY OUT THERE.
DID YOU JUST MOVE HERE?
>> WE KNOW ALL THE LITTLE GIRLS
IN STORMALONG.
>> K'nuckles: [ Thinking ] THEY
THINK HE'S A GIRL!
>> Flapjack: [ Thinking ] THEY
THINK I'M A GIRL?
>> K'nuckles: [ LAUGHING ]
>> Flapjack: THEY THINK I'M A
GIRL!
>> K'nuckles: AH, WHO CARES WHAT
THOSE TWO GIRLS THINK?
[ LAUGHING ]
>> HEY, STOP LAUGHING AT THAT
GIRL!
>> K'nuckles: WHO CARES WHAT
THOSE TWO GIRLS AND THAT ONE GUY
THINK?
>> EXCUSE ME.
YOUR DAUGHTER LOOKS HEALTHY.
WOULD YOU BE INTERESTED IN AN
ARRANGED MARRIAGE...
WITH MY SON?
>> [ COUGHS WEAKLY ]
>> Flapjack: HELP ME, K'NUCKLES.
>> K'nuckles: [ LAUGHS ]
THEY ALL THINK YOU'RE A GIRL.
♪ AND YOU'RE A BOY ♪
[ LAUGHS ]
HMM-HMM.
HMM.
THE WAY YOU WALKED INTO THE
GIRLS' CLUBHOUSE -- RE-CREATE
THAT FOR ME.
THERE ARE NO WRONG ANSWERS HERE,
BOY.
LET'S JUST SEE WHAT YOU DID.
>> Flapjack: HI, LADIE--
>> K'nuckles: STOP, STOP, STOP.
I'VE SEEN ENOUGH.
YOU WALK LIKE A GIRL.
>> Flapjack: [ GASPS ]
>> K'nuckles: BUT NOT TO WORRY,
FOR I WILL TEACH YOU HOW TO WALK
LIKE A MAN.
OBSERVE.
HMM.
[ GROWLS ]
[ LOW-PITCHED MUSIC PLAYS ]
OKAY, FLAP, NOW IT'S YOUR TURN.
>> Flapjack: OKAY!
[ HIGH-PITCHED MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> K'nuckles: NO, NO, NO, WALK
LIKE A MAN!
[ LOW-PITCHED MUSIC PLAYS ]
UH-HUH, UH-HUH.
ALL RIGHT.
WALK LIKE THAT FOR THE REST OF
YOUR LIFE.
NOW, ABOUT YOUR APPEARANCE.
>> Flapjack: [ LAUGHS ]
>> K'nuckles: HMM.
MM-HMM. HMM.
>> Flapjack: WHERE'D YOU GET
THAT MUD FROM, CAP'N?
>> K'nuckles: NEVER YOU MIND!
ALL RIGHT, LET'S SEE HOW WE DID.
HEY, YOU!
>> WHAT?
>> K'nuckles: COME HERE.
GOT TO ASK YOU SOMETHING.
>> EXCUSE ME FOR A SECOND,
FELLAS.
YEAH?
>> K'nuckles: OKAY, FLAP, SHOW
HIM WHAT YOU GOT.
>> K'nuckles: OKAY, FLAP, SHOW
HIM WHAT YOU GOT.
WELL?
>> WELL, WHAT?
>> K'nuckles: IS THIS A BOY OR A
GIRL?
>> OH, UH...A BOY?
>> Flapjack: A BOY!
HE THINKS I'M A BOY!
HE THINKS I'M A BOY, HE THINKS
I'M A BOY, HE THINKS I'M A BOY!
>> HEY, YOU DRESSED YOUR LITTLE
GIRL LIKE A BOY!
WHY'D YOU DRESS YOUR LITTLE GIRL
LIKE A BOY?
>> THOMAS!
FORGET ABOUT IT!
>> IT'S NOT WORTH IT!
>> COME BACK!
>> COME ON!
>> Flapjack: IT'S MY VOICE.
I HAVE A LITTLE GIRL'S VOICE.
I HAVE A LITTLE GIRL'S VOICE.
>> K'nuckles: UH, NOW THAT YOU
MENTION IT...
BUT, UH, CHANGING YOUR VOICE?
THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
YOUR VOICE IS PART OF YOUR BODY.
>> Flapjack: HMPH!
[ BELL RINGING ]
>> SURGERY.
CHANGE YOUR BODY WITH SURGERY.
>> K'nuckles: NOPE.
YOU JUST CAN'T CHANGE YOUR BODY.
HEY! MY LEGS ARE ON BACKWARDS!
[ POP! ]
>> Flapjack: I'LL SEE YOU LATER,
CAP'N.
>> HMM, HMM, UH, UM...
[ TWINKLE! ]
HMM, YES, SURGERY.
OH, I HAVEN'T USED THIS IN A
WHILE.
>> Flapjack: DR. BARBER?
>> HMM?
>> Flapjack: IS SURGERY
DANGEROUS?
>> HMM, SOMETIMES.
BUT ONLY IF YOUR SURGEON IS
UNPREPARED WHEN SOMETHING GOES
WRONG.
[ CLATTER! ]
[ GASPS ]
HMM. OH.
HMM.
UH, AH, HMM, HMM, AH.
>> Flapjack: I HATE MY VOICE!
>> [ Girl's voice ] I LIKE YOUR
VOICE.
>> Flapjack: DIDN'T CATCH THAT,
FRIEND.
>> I LIKE YOUR VOICE.
>> Flapjack: WOW.[ CHUCKLES ]
>> ♪ HE'S A MAN ♪
♪ WITH A LITTLE GIRL'S VOICE ♪
♪ YES, HE'S A MAN ♪
♪ WITH A LITTLE GIRL'S VOICE ♪
♪ WELL, HE'S STRONG ♪
>> ♪ HE'S STRONG ♪
>> ♪ AND HE'S TOUGH ♪
>> ♪ HE'S TOUGH ♪
♪ AND HE'S MEAN,
AND HE IS ROUGH ♪
♪ HE'S A MAN ♪
♪ HE'S A MAN ♪
♪ HE'S A MAN ♪
♪ WITH A LITTLE GIRL'S...
[ High-pitched ] VOICE ♪
>> Flapjack: BOY, I GUESS IT IS
OKAY FOR A MAN TO HAVE A LITTLE
GIRL'S VOICE.
>> I'M NOT A MAN.
[ SCOFFS ]
DARN THING'S ALWAYS FALLING OFF.
TIME TO GO HOME, CINDY.
>> OKAY, MOM.
COME ON, BAXTER.
>> [ MEOWS ]
>> K'nuckles: I MEAN, I THINK
HE'S A BOY.
THAT'S WHAT I WAS LED TO
BELIEVE.
FLAPJACK!
[ SQUEAK! ]
I CAN'T READ YOUR SCRIBBLES.
[ SQUEAK! ]
UH, FLAPJACK, I CAN'T READ.
>> Flapjack: [ SIGHS ]
>> I CAN READ.
ALLOW ME.
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
[ As Flapjack ] "DEAR K'NUCKLES,
I HATE MY VOICE."
[ Normal voice ] OH, DEAR.
[ As Flapjack ] "AND I'LL NEVER
TALK AGAIN.
LOVE, FLAPPLES."
>> Flapjack: WHY'D YOU HAVE TO
READ IT LIKE THAT?
>> THAT'S HOW YOU WROTE IT,
YOUNG LADY.
>> K'nuckles: FLAP!
WHERE YOU GOING?
>> Flapjack: TO GET DANGEROUS
SURGERY.
>> K'nuckles: WELL, I THINK
THAT'S A BAD IDEA.
>> Flapjack: WELL, I CAN'T GO ON
LIKE THIS!
>> K'nuckles: WELL, I MIGHT HAVE
TO TELL BUBBIE.
>> Flapjack: WELL, WHY DON'T
YOU, THEN?
>> K'nuckles: WELL, I MIGHT!
[ GULP! GULP! GULP! GULP! ]
[ BURPS ]
>> Bubbie: K'NUCKLES?
>> K'nuckles: HMM.
>> Bubbie: WHERE'S FLAPJACK?
>> K'nuckles: RIGHT.
HE WENT TO DR. BARBER'S FOR
SURGERY.
>> Bubbie: SURGERY?
>> K'nuckles: NO, WAIT, IT WAS A
CERTAIN KIND OF SURGERY.
>> Bubbie: EMERGENCY SURGERY?
>> K'nuckles: NO.
>> Bubbie: NECESSARY SURGERY?
>> K'nuckles: NO.
>> Bubbie: RECOMMENDED SURGERY?
>> K'nuckles: NO.
OH, YEAH, DANGEROUS SURGERY TO
FIX HIS VOICE.
>> Bubbie: HIS VOICE?
THAT CHILD HAS THE VOICE OF A
HUNDRED ANGEL KISSES.
HE'S A PERFECT LITTLE PEACH
BASKET, AND YOU LET HIM HAVE
SURGERY?!
>> K'nuckles: RELAX!
THE MAN'S A DOCTOR -- OR BARBER.
OH, BOY.
>> Bubbie: WELL, YOU BETTER HOPE
YOU'RE NOT TOO LATE, OR YOU'RE
GONNA NEED SURGERY!
>> K'nuckles: DOC, DOC!
TELL ME IT'S NOT TOO LATE!
>> IT'S NOT TOO LATE.
>> K'nuckles: WHEW.
>> FOR WHAT?
>> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK'S
DANGEROUS SURGERY.
>> OH, WELL...
THEN, YES, YOU'RE VERY LATE.
>> K'nuckles: OHH.
THE WHALE'S GONNA KILL ME.
>> NOT TO WORRY, CAPTAIN.
THE PATIENT IS RECOVERING
NICELY.
SEE?
>> K'nuckles: OHH!
AAH!
>> UH-OH, WRONG DOOR.
HERE WE ARE.
>> FOR REAL, FLAPJACK.
>> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK!
ARE YOU OKAY?
SAY SOMETHING.
>> YES, YOUR VOCAL CHORDS HAVE
HEALED BY NOW.
SAY SOMETHING.
>> Flapjack: [ INHALES DEEPLY ]
[ GULP! ]
TSK! TSK! TSK! TSK!
[ INHALES DEEPLY ]
[ Girl's voice ] AT LAST, I
SOUND LIKE A BOY!
HEY.
HEY!
WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY VOICE?!
>> YOU DIDN'T LIKE YOUR LITTLE
BOY VOICE, SO I GAVE YOU A
LITTLE GIRL'S VOICE.
>> Flapjack: BUT WHY WOULD I
WANT -- HEY, YOU KNEW I WAS A
BOY?
>> I'M A DOCTOR.
>> Flapjack: CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES,
DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?
>> K'nuckles: YOU'RE A BOY?
>> I'M A BOY!
>> K'nuckles: YOU SHOULD CHANGE
YOUR VOICE.
>> Flapjack: HMM.
WHAT DO YOU SAY, DOC BARBER?
CAN YOU GIVE ME MY OLD VOICE
BACK?
>> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK?
HOW ARE YOU FEELING?
>> Flapjack: [ Normal voice ]
OKAY.
[ CROWD MURMURS ]
>> IT'S A BOY!
>> BRAVEST BOY I'VE EVER SEEN.
>> AWW!
[ POP! ]
OH!
>> AND ON BEHALF OF THE
STORMALONG GIRLS' CLUB...
>> HE'S OFFICIALLY NOT ALLOWED.
>> K'nuckles: THANKS, DOC.
SAY, UH, AREN'T YOU MISSING A
SIDEBURN?
>> HMM, YES, WELL, I THOUGHT
SOMEONE ELSE COULD USE IT, HMM?
>> Flapjack: [ Deep voice ] THE
END.
>> K'nuckles: AAH!
>> Flapjack: HUH?
>> K'nuckles: [ PANTING ]
>> Flapjack: CAP'N!
>> Bubbie: WHAT IS THAT FOOL UP
TO NOW?
>> K'nuckles: AAAH!
>> All: [ GRUNTING ]
>> Both: [ GASP ]
[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ]
>> K'nuckles: [ SCREAMING ]
OOH!
[ SMACK! ]
>> Both: [ GASP ]
>> K'nuckles: AH!
[ LAUGHS ]
YES!
IT'S MINE, MER-DORKS!
YOU CAN'T GET ME NOW -- UNLESS
YOU GROW A PAIR OF LEGS!
>> OHH.
>> K'nuckles: ♪ A-CHA-CHEATY-
DO ♪
UNH, UNH, UNH!
>> THE COLOR OF MY NEW HOME WILL
BREAK MY HEART INSIDE ITS OWN.
MY CANDY TEARS YOU WILL CONSUME.
MY FINS AND SCALES WILL SPLIT IN
TWO.
THE QUEEN OF OCEAN DEPTHS DOTH
DIE.
NO LONGER MER, BUT MAID OF SKY.
>> Flapjack: WHAT IS GOIN' ON
HERE?
>> Bubbie: SERIOUSLY.
>> K'nuckles: HUH?
OH, I, UH -- I STOLE HER HEART.
UH, SHE'S THE QUEEN OF THE
MERMAIDS.
SHE HAS A LOT OF GUARDS.
WHATEVER.
YOU HEARD THE RIDDLE.
>> Flapjack: DOESN'T SHE NEED
HER HEART TO LIVE?
>> K'nuckles: SHE LOOKS ALL
RIGHT.
>> Flapjack: SHOULDN'T YOU GIVE
HER HEART BACK?
>> K'nuckles: NAH!
IT'S NOT REALLY HER HEART.
IT JUST SYMBOLIZES, UH, UH,
SOMETHING.
I DON'T KNOW.
MERMAIDS ARE WEIRD.
>> Flapjack: SHE'S NOT BLINKING.
>> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK, MERMAIDS
ARE WEIRD!
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO JUST TAKE
SOMETHING FROM THEM, AND THEY'LL
SAY A RIDDLE AND STARE AT YOU,
AND THEN YOU CAN WALK AWAY.
WOULD YOU JUST GET DOWN HERE AND
CHECK OUT THIS MERMAID'S HEART?
IT'S FULL OF MAGIC,
WISH-GRANTING, CANDY MERMAID
TEARS!
WE CAN WISH FOR THAT THING WE'VE
ALWAYS WANTED.
>> FINALLY, WE ARE ONE.
>> K'nuckles: TO GO TO
CANDIED ISLAND!
>> Flapjack: UH, OH -- OH, YEAH.
>> K'nuckles: ALL RIGHT, HERE
SHE GOES.
JUST EAT ONE OF THESE MERMAID
TEARS.
>> Flapjack: OHH.
>> K'nuckles: WE'RE GOING TO
CANDIED ISLAND.
>> Flapjack: CANDIED ISLAND!
>> K'nuckles: AH!
>> Flapjack: AH!
HEY, CAP'N?
[ YOINK! ]
MAYBE BEFORE WE GO, CAN I USE
SOME OF THESE WISHES FOR FUN ON
OUR LAST DAY IN STORMALONG?
>> K'nuckles: YEAH, WE'RE NEVER
COMING BACK TO THIS DUMP.
WE CAN DO WHATEVER WE WANT.
>> Bubbie: NO, HOLD ON.
I ONLY HEARD --
>> Both: [ LAUGHING ]
>> Bubbie: OH, ALL RIGHT, IGNORE
BUBBIE!
MAYBE BUBBIE WILL IGNORE YOU
LATER.
[ MUTTERING ]
>> Both: [ LAUGHING ]
>> K'nuckles: OKAY, LET'S TRY IT
OUT.
UH, I WISH...
FOR GOLDEN EYEBALLS!
>> OOH. AH.
[ POP! ]
>> K'nuckles: I'M BLIND!
>> Flapjack: LET ME TRY IT.
I WISH FOR...A MUSCLY ARM.
>> K'nuckles: AH, COME ON,
K'NUCKLES.
>> Flapjack: I WISH 8-ARM WILLY
WAS HERE.
[ POP! ]
>> HUH?
[ PUNCH! PUNCH! ]
>> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK!
>> Flapjack: I WISH 8-ARM WILLY
WAS SOMEWHERE ELSE.
>> K'nuckles: THERE YOU ARE!
OKAY.
I WISH MY MOUTH TO FOREVER BE
FULL OF MAPLE SYRUP.
AND ALSO THAT I WAS NOT BLIND
ANYMORE.
>> K'nuckles: HMM?
I CAN SEE!
[ LAUGHS ]
MMM, THIS TASTES GREAT.
IT'S A LITTLE HARD TO BREATHE.
UH, I WISH I COULD BREATHE SYRUP
AND THAT I HAD BEAUTIFUL, LONG
HAIR AND THAT THAT HAG WAS A
BEAUTIFUL, TAME HORSE.
>> [ NEIGHS ]
>> K'nuckles: [ LAUGHS ]
>> Flapjack: I WISH...
TO SPIT ANCHORS, HAVE REALLY
TALL LEGS, EYES THAT SEE THROUGH
WALLS, AND TO NEVER HAVE TO GO
TO THE BATHROOM AGAIN.
WHOA!
[ SPIT! ]
[ SPIT! ]
WONDERFUL.
WHOA.
OH.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING DOWN THERE,
PEPPERMINT LARRY?
OH, I WISH...
[ CARNIVAL MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ LAUGHS ]
>> K'nuckles: AH.
I WISH I COULD SIT ON THAT
CLOUD.
WHEE!
>> Flapjack: HEY, I WANT TO
SIT...
[ SPIT! ]
...ON A CLOUD, TOO!
>> K'nuckles: PUT THAT ARM AWAY.
I'LL WISH IT FOR YOU.
ALSO FOR A NEW HAT, ALSO FOR...
>> Wish! Wish! Wish! Wish! Wish!
Wish! Wish! Wish! Wish!
>> Both: [ LAUGHING ]
>> Flapjack: AND THEN -- THEN
CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES WISHED FOR
EVEN MORE CANDY, BUT THEN HE WAS
SO FULL, HE WISHED FOR AN EVEN
BIGGER STOMACH.
>> K'nuckles: YUP.
>> Flapjack: AND THEN HE HAD
EVEN MORE CANDY!
YOU GOT TO TRY ONE OF THESE
WISHES, BUBBIE.
>> Bubbie: OH, NO, BABY.
WHEN IT COMES TO MAGIC, THERE'S
ALWAYS SOME HORRIBLE CATCH.
>> K'nuckles: PBHT!
THAT'S RIDICULOUS.
B-B-B-- FLAP, COULD YOU, UH...
WISH ME BACK TO --
BLECH.
...NORMAL?
[ GULP! ]
>> Wish!
>> K'nuckles: I SAID BACK TO
NORMAL!
[ POP! ]
AH! OOH! HMM!
MM-HMM.
>> Flapjack: HOW ARE WE DOING ON
WISHES?
>> K'nuckles: GOT ENOUGH FOR
TONIGHT, AND THEN TOMORROW...
>> Flapjack: CANDIED ISLAND?
>> K'nuckles: CANDIED ISLAND!
>> Both: [ LAUGHING ]
>> Wish!
>> Flapjack: AHH.
CAP'N! THE MERMAID! LOOK!
>> K'nuckles: [ SIGHS ]
MERMAIDS ARE WHAT, FLAPJACK?
>> Flapjack: WEIRD?
>> K'nuckles: TSK! TSK!
I'M GONNA GO PACK.
[ PLOP! ]
>> Flapjack: [ PANTING ]
ARE YOU OKAY?
I SAID, ARE YOU OKAY?!
>> K'nuckles: I WISH FOR A VERY,
VERY SHINY, UM, UH, SPOON.
>> Wish!
>> K'nuckles: TOO SHINY!
[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
>> Flapjack: HUH?
>> K'nuckles: I, UH, WISH, UH...
I WISH I WAS MYSELF AS A
WOMAN -- JUST FOR A MINUTE.
>> Wish!
[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
>> Flapjack: SHE'S GONNA DIE IF
WE WISH AWAY ALL THE WISHES.
I DON'T WANT TO KILL A MERMAID.
[ Thinking ] HOW CAN I ENJOY
CANDIED ISLAND WHEN I'M A
MERMAID MURDERER?
HOW CAN I ENJOY ANYTHING EVER
AGAIN?
HOW CAN I ENJOY ANYTHING EVER
AGAIN AFTER WHAT I'VE DONE?
IT'S MY FAULT CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES
STOLE HER HEART.
>> Wish! Wish!
>> Flapjack: BUT I WENT ALONG
WITH IT.
HOW COULD I LET THIS HAPPEN?
I'VE BEEN SO BLIND.
>> K'nuckles: [ LAUGHS ]
>> Flapjack: I WISH...
I WISH I KNEW WHAT TO DO!
[ GULP! ]
>> Accidental wish!
>> Flapjack: OF COURSE!
I CAN SAVE HER WITH ONE OF THE
WISHES!
[ SNORTS ]
CLEVER, CLEVER, CLEVER.
>> K'nuckles: [ LAUGHS ]
[ GULP! ]
I WISH MY SUITCASE WAS OVER
THERE.
>> Wish!
>> K'nuckles: NOW I WISH IT WAS
OVER THERE.
>> Wish!
>> K'nuckles: NOW I WISH IT WAS
OPEN.
>> Wish!
>> Bubbie: I WISH YOU'D SHUT
YOUR MOUTH!
>> K'nuckles: I WISH YOU WOULD
SHUT YOUR MOUTH.
>> Wish!
>> K'nuckles: NOW I WISH FOR A
CORN DOG.
>> Wish!
[ SPLAT! ]
NOW I WISH FOR ANOTHER CORN DOG.
>> Wish!
>> Flapjack: CAP'N!
CAP'N, YOU GOT TO STOP WISHING!
>> K'nuckles: OF COURSE I DON'T!
I MEAN, NOT ACTUALLY.
AND WHY WOULD I FOR?
>> Flapjack: EVERY TIME YOU
WISH, THE MERMAID DIES A LITTLE.
>> K'nuckles: I WISH I CARED.
OH! WHOOPS!
>> Wish!
[ DING! ]
>> K'nuckles: I, UH, W-WISH...
[ GROWLING ]
W-WISH...I...DIDN'T...CARE!
>> Wish!
>> K'nuckles: AHH.
GEEZ, THAT WAS HARD TO DO.
>> Flapjack: CAP'N, YOU HAVE TO
STOP WISHING!
SHE'LL DIE WHEN ALL THE WISHES
ARE GONE.
>> K'nuckles: YOU'RE RIGHT,
FLAP.
WE HAVE TO STOP USING THESE
WISHES.
>> Flapjack: OH, THANK GOODNESS.
>> K'nuckles: BECAUSE THEY'RE
ALL GONE.
>> Flapjack: WHAT?!
>> K'nuckles: IN THE BOWL, I
MEAN.
WE STILL HAVE THE ONES WE SAVED
FOR CANDIED ISLAND.
>> Flapjack: OH, RIGHT.
WELL, I'M USING MINE TO SAVE THE
MERMAID.
>> K'nuckles: WHAT?!
WHOA, WHOA, HOLD ON.
YOU'D GIVE UP CANDIED ISLAND?
CANDIED ISLAND, FLAP?
FOR SOME LOUSY MERMAID?
>> Flapjack: YEAH.
>> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK, I JUST
REALIZED SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR
WISH.
>> Flapjack: WHAT?
>> K'nuckles: IT'S LAME!
>> Flapjack: HEY, GIVE IT BACK!
>> K'nuckles: NO WAY!
I'M NOT LETTING YOU WASTE A WISH
HELPING SOME RIDDLE-TELLING --
>> Flapjack: AAH!
GIVE IT BACK!
>> K'nuckles: NEVER!
I'M GOING TO CANDIED ISLAND BY
MYSELF NOW!
BUT FIRST, I'M GONNA TEACH YOU
HOW A REAL WISHER WISHES A WISH
AWAY.
>> Flapjack: NO!
PLEASE HELP THE MERMAID!
>> K'nuckles: I WISH FOR A NEW
HAT AND A CORN DOG.
>> Wish! Wish!
>> K'nuckles: AND NOW I WISH TO
BE AT CANDIED ISLAND.
[ DRIP! DRIP! DRIP! ]
I WISH TO BE AT CANDIED ISLAND!
[ SMACK! ]
HEY, WHERE'S MY LAST WISH?
>> Bubbie: YOU WISHED FOR TWO
THINGS, FOOL!
>> K'nuckles: NO!
SEE, I, UH -- I WISHED FOR --
>> Bubbie: YOU IGNORAMUS.
>> Flapjack: [ CRYING ]
>> Bubbie: I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW
DUMB YOU ARE.
>> K'nuckles: HAT AND A CORN
DOG -- LIKE ONE.
[ RUMBLING ]
>> Flapjack: AAAAAH!
OH, NO!
[ THUNDER CRASHING ]
>> [ SCREAMING ]
>> Both: [ SCREAMING ]
>> AH.
OOH.
[ GIGGLES ]
THAT'S BETTER.
>> Both: [ GASP ]
M-M-MER--
>> OH, NO.
NOT A MERMAID.
I AM NOW A SKYMAID.
YOU SEE, YOUNG FLAPJACK,
SKYMAIDS ARE BORN WHEN BRAVE
ADVENTURERS SUCH AS YOUR FRIEND
STEAL MERMAID WISHES AND WISH
FOR THINGS THEY WANT, SO NEVER
STOP WISHING, FLAPJACK, AND ALL
YOUR DREAMS WILL COME TRUE.
>> Flapjack: EVEN THE SCARY
ONES?
[ GIGGLES ]
[ Deep voice ] YES.
[ Normal voice ] FAREWELL, YOUNG
FLAPJACK!
>> Wish!
[ SEA GULLS CAWING ]
>> K'nuckles: WOW!
>> Flapjack: WOW.
>> OH, AND, K'NUCKLES, A HAT AND
A CORN DOG ARE TWO THINGS.
>> ♪ AHH ♪
>> K'nuckles: I TOLD YOU
MERMAIDS ARE WEIRD.
[ MUNCH! ]
>> Flapjack: SORRY FOR SCREWING
UP OUR CANDIED ISLAND WISH.
>> K'nuckles: YEAH, IT'S ALL
YOUR FAULT, BOY.
>> Flapjack: I'M SURE WE'LL FIND
CANDIED ISLAND...ONE DAY.
>> Bubbie: HA! YOU WISH!
[ SPLASH! ]
[ LAUGHS ]
>> Bubbie: OH, ALL RIGHT, IGNORE
BUBBIE!
HUH, MAYBE BUBBIE WILL IGNORE
YOU.
MAYBE BUBBIE WILL IGNORE YOU.
YEAH, WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT THAT?
THINK I CAN'T IGNORE YOU.
I DON'T HAVE TO BE BOTHERED WITH
YOU.
I DON'T NEED TO BE AROUND YOU NO
WAY.
[ Muttering ] GO AND MIND MY
BUSINESS.
TAKE CARE OF YOU.
LATER.