The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack (2008–2010): Season 1, Episode 15 - Whale Times/Love Bugs - full transcript
>> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK.
HEY, FLAPJACK.
COME WITH ME, WE'LL GO AND SEE A
PLACE CALLED CANDIED ISLAND!
>> Bubbie: ♪ WHO NEEDS CANDIED
ISLAND? ♪
♪ IT'S SAFER AT THE DOCKS ♪
>> K'nuckles: ♪ BUT THERE AIN'T
NO STREAMS OF SODIE POP ♪
♪ NO DRIPPIN' DOWN THE ROCKS ♪
>> Bubbie: ♪ IT'S DANGEROUS AND
RISKY ♪
>> K'nuckles: ♪ BUT ADVENTUROUS
AND FREE ♪
>> Flapjack: ♪ ADVENTURE --
THAT'S THE LIFE FOR ME ♪
>> K'nuckles: ♪ THERE'S LOLLIPOP
TREES AND A LEMONADE SEA! ♪
>> Bubbie: DOESN'T SOUND VERY
GOOD TO ME.
>> ♪ THE MISADVENTURES OF... ♪
>> Flapjack: ♪ FLAPJACK ♪
[ SPLASH! ]
>> YOU GOT ANY MONEY?
>> Flapjack: WELL, NOW, THAT'S
FUNNY YOU SHOULD ASK, 'CAUSE
RIGHT HERE, IN MY RUCKSACK, I
HAVE A LOT OF INTERESTING
THINGS, LIKE...
OH, MY.
THIS ROCK, RECENTLY DISCOVERED
BY ME.
OR THIS SHELL, ALSO RECENTLY
DISCOVERED BY ME.
IS THAT ENOUGH FOR TWO PIECES OF
CANDY, PEPPERMINT LARRY?
>> NO.
>> Flapjack: PBHT!
>> NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I
MUST ATTEND TO MY PAYING
CUSTOMERS.
>> K'nuckles: DID YOU PUFF OUT
YOUR CHEEKS?
HMM.
>> YOU SEE, FLAPJACK, PAYING
CUSTOMERS ARE IMPORTANT.
VERY, VERY, VERY IMPORTANT.
>> WHAT IS THIS?
>> FISH MUSH.
MADE WITH THE FINEST FISH IN
STORM-ALONG, I CAN ASSURE YOU.
>> BLEH!
I'M SICK OF FISH MUSH!
YOU HEAR ME?!
>> Flapjack: HOW COME NOBODY
LIKES FISH MUSH?
>> K'nuckles: SAILORS CANNOT
LIVE ON FISH MUSH ALONE,
FLAPJACK.
OCCASIONALLY, THEY MUST EAT
FRUIT.
OTHERWISE, THEY GET THE SCURVY.
AND NOBODY WANTS THE SCURVY.
UNFORTUNATELY, STORM-ALONG
HASN'T HAD FRESH FRUIT IN YEARS.
>> Flapjack: HEY, HOW ABOUT THIS
PIECE OF FRESH FRUIT?
>> F-FRUIT?
>> FRUIT?!
>> FRUIT?
>> FRUIT?!
>> All: FRUIT?! FRUIT?! FRUIT?!
>> FRUIT!
>> Flapjack: GOLLY.
>> I'LL BUY THAT FOR TWO PIECES
OF CANDY!
>> All: FRUIT! FRUIT! FRUIT!
>> QUIET!
WE GOT TO BE SMART ABOUT THIS.
SEE, FIRST WE PEEL THE SKIN,
USE IT TO MAKE A TASTY BROTH.
>> All: MMM!
>> THEN, WE DIVIDE IT EVENLY SO
EVERYONE GETS A PIECE!
AND FINALLY, WE'LL USE THE SEEDS
TO MAKE MORE FRUIT!
>> All: HOORAY!
[ CRUNCHING ]
>> K'nuckles: [ MUNCHING ]
WHAT?
>> Flapjack: SO THEN THE ANGRY
MOB SAID THEY WANTED TO
CAP'N K'NUCKLES OPEN AND TAKE
THE SEEDS FROM HIS STOMACH.
>> Bubbie: OH, MY.
AND THEN WHAT, PUDDIN'?
>> Flapjack: AND THEN CAPTAIN
SAVED US.
>> Bubbie: HOW'D HE DO THAT?
>> Flapjack: WELL...
>> KILL HIM!
>> KEELHAUL HIM!
>> NO!
I SAY WE CUT HIM OPEN AND TAKE
THE SEEDS FROM HIS STOMACH.
>> K'nuckles: WHOA.
WHOA-OA-OA.
[ SNORING ]
>> Flapjack: WAIT!
WE'LL GET YOU MORE FRUIT IF YOU
SPARE HIS LIFE.
>> Bubbie: [ LAUGHING ]
AND HE'S BEEN SLEEPING EVER
SINCE!
[ LAUGHING ]
>> K'nuckles: [ GROANS ]
WHAT A CRAZY DREAM.
>> Flapjack: YOU'RE AWAKE!
>> K'nuckles: YEAH.
WHERE ARE WE?
>> Flapjack: FRUIT ISLAND.
>> K'nuckles: FRUIT ISLAND?!
THAT WEREN'T NO DREAM!
COME ON, FLAP, WE GOT TO FIND
SOME FRUIT!
>> Bubbie: WAIT, K'NUCKLES,
SHOULDN'T YOU BRING A PILLOW...
IN CASE YOU GET SCARED?
[ LAUGHING ]
BE CAREFUL, BABY!
>> K'nuckles: MM, A PILLOW...
HEY, FLAP...
I DON'T SEE ANY FRUIT, WHICH IS
WEIRD, BECAUSE THE NAME OF THE
ISLAND IS, YOU KNOW, FRUIT --
>> Flapjack: HEY! LET'S ASK THAT
GUY.
EXCUSE ME, MR. GIANT, COULD YOU
PLEASE TELL US WHERE WE COULD
FIND SOME FRUIT?
>> FRUIT?
BUT BE CAREFUL.
ISLAND IS HAUNTED.
I TRIED TO PICK, AND JUNGLE GET
ANGRY!
JUNGLE COME ALIVE!
[ Crying ] JUNGLE COME ALIVE.
Jungle come alive.
>> K'nuckles: SO IT'S THAT WAY?
COME ON, FLAP.
>> Flapjack: HEY, CAP'N.
>> K'nuckles: HMM?
>> Flapjack: DID YOU HEAR THAT
PART ABOUT THE JUNGLE COMING
ALIVE?
>> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK, I NEED
YOU TO FOCUS.
>> Flapjack: BUT THE GIANT
SAID --
>> K'nuckles: GIANTS SAY A LOT
OF THINGS!
NOW LET'S GET A MOVE ON!
>> Jungle come alive.
Jungle...
Jungle...
>> K'nuckles: [ GRUNTS ]
HUH?
FLAP, I FOUND A CLEARING!
I -- OH.
FLAP?
FLAPJACK!
>> Flapjack: HERE I AM, CAP'N!
>> K'nuckles: WHY DID YOU DO
THAT?!
FLAP, LIKE I SAID BEFORE --
>> Flapjack: CAP'N, LOOK!
>> ♪ FRESH FRUI-UI-UI-UI-T ♪
>> K'nuckles: WE DID IT!
NOW YOU GO PICK IT WHILE I STAY
HERE.
>> Flapjack: AYE, AYE!
WAIT. WHY ME?
>> K'nuckles: BECAUSE, YOU KNOW,
THE JUNGLE COMES ALIVE AND ALL
THAT.
ER, UH, I MEAN, UH...
BECAUSE YOU HAVE MORE
EXPERIENCE.
>> Flapjack: OH. WELL, WHY
DIDN'T YOU SAY SO?
[ CHUCKLING ]
[ ROARING, RATTLING, HISSING ]
[ TEETH CHATTERING ]
>> K'nuckles: THAT'S WHAT HE'S
AFRAID OF?
A WALKING BUSH?
HEY! THAT'S OUR FRUIT!
WE SAW IT FIRST, SO --
>> [ ROARS ]
>> K'nuckles: OH, OOH, OH, OOH.
[ SNORING ]
>> [ SNIFFS ]
[ GROWLS ]
>> K'nuckles: [ SNORING ]
[ GROANS ]
HUH?
AGAIN?
RATS!
>> ♪ LAST NIGHT, I MET A
PLANT MAN ♪
♪ HALF MAN AND HALF PLANT ♪
♪ THERE ARE LEAVES AND BRANCHES
EVERYWHERE ♪
♪ A SMALL ARROW IN HIS HAND ♪
♪ TALE OF THE PLANT MAN ♪
♪ WELL, HE CAME FROM OUT OF
NOWHERE ♪
♪ AND HE NEVER MADE A SOUND ♪
♪ HE STOLE MY FRUIT
AND GROWLED AT ME ♪
♪ TWO EYES ABOVE HIS FROWN ♪
♪ TALE OF THE PLANT MAN ♪
♪ TALE OF THE PLANT MAN ♪
>> Flapjack: THERE HAS GOT TO BE
A WAY.
>> K'nuckles: [ SIGHS ]
I'M GONNA MISS THIS OLD STOMACH.
[ STOMACH RUMBLING ]
>> Flapjack: HEY! YOU KNOW HOW
TO BUILD A TRAP, RIGHT?
>> K'nuckles: YEAH.
>> Flapjack: WHAT IF WE TRAPPED
THE PLANT MAN?
>> K'nuckles: TRAP THE
PLANT MAN?
>> Flapjack: YEAH.
>> K'nuckles: HMM.
WELL, IF HE'S TRAPPED...
>> Flapjack: MM-HMM.
>> K'nuckles: ...THEN WE COULD
COLLECT THE FRUIT.
>> Flapjack: MM-HMM.
>> K'nuckles: I SAVE MY STOMACH!
>> Flapjack: MM-HMM!
>> K'nuckles: AND BUBBIE'S A
JERK!
>> Flapjack: OH, CAP'N.
>> ♪ LAST NIGHT, I MET A
PLANT MAN ♪
♪ BUT EVERYTHING'S OKAY ♪
♪ BECAUSE I BUILT A BIG TRAP,
AND I'LL SEND HIM FAR AWAY ♪
♪ TALE OF THE PLANT MAN ♪
♪ TALE OF THE PLANT MAN ♪
[ INSTRUMENTAL SOLO ]
♪ TALE OF THE PLANT MAN ♪
>> K'nuckles: WE DID IT, FLAP!
'TIS THE FINEST TRAP I'VE EVER
MADE.
>> Flapjack: WHAT ARE WE GONNA
USE FOR BAIT?
>> K'nuckles: HMM.
WHAT TO USE?
>> Flapjack: WHAT TO USE?
>> K'nuckles: HEY, I'M TRYING TO
CONCENTRATE HERE.
>> Flapjack: WELL, I ALREADY
HAVE AN IDEA.
>> K'nuckles: YEAH?
>> Flapjack: WE PAINT A ROCK TO
LOOK LIKE A PIECE OF FRUIT AND
USE THAT.
>> K'nuckles: OR, BETTER YET, WE
USE A REAL PIECE OF FRUIT!
>> Flapjack: I DON'T THINK THAT
IDEA WILL WORK, CAP'N.
>> K'nuckles: WHY NOT?
>> Flapjack: WE DON'T HAVE REAL
FRUIT.
>> K'nuckles: SO?
WE'LL GO FIND SOME.
>> Flapjack: BUT THE PLANT --
>> K'nuckles: WE'RE TRAPPING THE
PLANT MAN!
>> Flapjack: BUT WE NEED BAIT!
>> K'nuckles: THE BAIT IS THE
FRUIT!
>> Flapjack: [ GROANS ]
>> Bubbie: HEY, K'NUCKLES, WHY
DON'T YOU JUST TAKE A NAP?
THAT WAY, FLAPJACK CAN SAVE YOU
WHILE YOU SLEEP!
[ LAUGHING ]
>> K'nuckles: I'LL SHOW YOU,
WHALE!
[ GRUMBLING ]
>> Flapjack: CAP'N!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
>> K'nuckles: I'M GONNA FIND MY
OWN FRUIT.
DUMB WHALE.
A REAL PIECE OF FRUIT -- THAT'S
THE WAY TO GO.
AH! AH!
FINALLY!
>> ♪ FRUIT ♪
>> K'nuckles: HEY, WHAT THE --
HEY! I'VE HAD JUST ABOUT ENOUGH
OF YOU.
>> [ GROWLS ]
[ ROARS ]
[ RUSTLING ]
>> Flapjack: CAP'N?
>> K'nuckles: [ PANTING ]
AAH!
>> [ ROARS ]
>> K'nuckles: OHH!
AAH!
>> [ ROARING ]
>> K'nuckles: OOH.
AH! NO!
I'M NOT GONNA PASS OUT!
I'M GONNA DIE ON MY OWN TWO
FEET, LIKE A MAN.
>> Flapjack: PROUD OF YOU,
FRIEND.
>> K'nuckles: MAKE SURE YOU TELL
BUBBIE.
ALL RIGHT, YOU!
DO YOUR WORST.
HUH?
WHOA!
>> Flapjack: [ GASPS ]
HEY, CAP'N, THE TRAP WORKED!
>> [ GROWLS ]
>> K'nuckles: QUICK, FLAP, BUILD
ANOTHER ONE!
>> [ GROWLING ]
>> Flapjack: UH...
>> [ ROARING ]
[ SNIFFS ]
[ GRUNTING ]
>> K'nuckles: Where'd you get
the fruit?
>> Flapjack: It's a rock, Cap'n.
>> K'nuckles: Good thinking.
[ Laughing ] LOOK AT HIM.
AMAZING.
>> Flapjack: THANK YOU, MY
CAP'N.
[ CRACKS ]
>> K'nuckles: UH-OH.
[ CRACKS, SHATTERS ]
>> I JUST BROKE ALL MY TEETH.
I -- WOW. WHAT IS THAT?
THAT'S NOT FRUIT.
IS THAT --
OH, MAN, IS THAT A ROCK?
DID I JUST BITE INTO A ROCK?
THAT'S -- THAT'S TERRIBLE.
OUCH.
IT HURTS TO PRONOUNCE MY T's.
>> K'nuckles: GEE, I FEEL KIND
OF BAD.
>> Flapjack: ME TOO.
>> EXCUSE ME, DO EITHER OF YOU
GENTS KNOW WHERE I COULD GET A
SOFT MEAL? HEH.
>> VERY IMPRESSIVE, FLAPJACK.
YOU NOT ONLY FOUND SOMEONE TO
EAT ALL MY FISH MUSH, BUT YOU
ALSO BROUGHT ENOUGH FRESH FRUIT
FOR EVERY SCURVY SAILOR IN
STORM-ALONG.
>> Flapjack: AND K'NUCKLES
DIDN'T HAVE TO HAVE HIS STOMACH
CUT OPEN.
>> K'nuckles: YEAH, THAT WOULD
HAVE BEEN REALLY GROSS, WITH ALL
MY GUTS EVERYWHERE.
>> HEY!
I'M TRYING TO EAT FISH MUSH OVER
HERE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> ♪ STORM-ALONG HARBOR ♪
♪ THE CLEANEST HARBOR AROUND ♪
>> GOOD LUCK WITH THAT, LADY.
[ LAUGHING ]
HUH?
OHH!
[ GURGLING ]
>> AHH.
HUH?
[ GRUMBLES ]
[ BOTH MUNCHING ]
[ GROWLS ]
[ BOTH GASP ]
ONCE YOU'VE CANNED SOME FISH,
YOU'LL BE TOO TIRED TO LITTER!
>> K'nuckles: BUT THAT'S WORK!
>> THAT'S COMMUNITY SERVICE.
>> K'nuckles: WE CAN'T DO THIS.
>> Flapjack: YES, WE CAN.
IT'LL BE JUST LIKE SHOOTING FISH
IN A CAN!
NICE WORK IF YOU CAN GET IT.
SO CAN IT, YOU LOOSE CANNON.
>> K'nuckles: [ SNORING ]
[ HORN BLARES ]
[ YAWNS ]
WORK'S OVER!
I'VE GOT JUST ENOUGH SAP LEFT IN
THESE WEARY BONES FOR A PIT STOP
AT THE CANDY BARREL.
[ CAT MEOWS ]
>> Flapjack: HELLO, LITTLE
FRIEND.
>> ♪ CATS ARE ATTRACTED TO
FISH ♪
>> Flapjack: I COULD JUST EAT
YOU UP.
[ CATS MEOWING ]
[ CATS HISSING ]
>> K'nuckles: ONE
CARAMEL-COATED, SUGAR-SWIRLED,
JUMBO-JELLY HOT-FUDGE GLUMMY
YUMMY YUMMY YUM.
>> Flapjack: AND ONE
CANDY MANDY, PLEASE.
>> THAT'LL BE 38 CLAMS, FELLAS.
>> K'nuckles: UH, LET ME SEE.
I KNOW I PUT IT SOMEWHERE.
THERE IT IS!
HERE YOU GO, PEPPY.
>> AAH! AAH! AAH! AAH!
>> HMM, YES. [ SNIFFS ]
EXQUISITE.
WHERE DID YOU GET THIS, HMM?
>> K'nuckles: WELL, WE --
>> Shh!
NOT HERE.
SOMEWHERE MORE PRIVATE, HMM?
[ TOILET FLUSHES ]
AND DO YOU HAVE MORE, HMM?
YES? HMM? YES?
>> Flapjack: LIKE, ABOUT A
MAJILLION.
>> K'nuckles: THAT ALL DEPENDS
ON A LOT OF...DIFFERENT THINGS.
>> ON MONEY, HMM?
>> K'nuckles: YEAH! AND --
>> AND MONEY, HMM?
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> K'nuckles: CHEERS, FLAP!
WE'RE GONNA BE RICH.
>> Flapjack: YEAH,
FISHY-STINKIN' RICH.
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
I CAN'T BELIEVE HE'S GIVING US A
WHOLE NICKEL FOR THESE STINKY
FISH HEADS.
>> K'nuckles: I AIN'T BUSTIN' MY
BACK FOR NO BARBER'S NICKEL.
>> Flapjack: WHA?
>> K'nuckles: WE'RE CUTTING HIM
OUT OF THE DEAL, BOY.
WE'RE PEDDLING THIS FISH HEADS
TO EVERY DUMB, UGLY SUCKER IN
STORM-ALONG.
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
[ LAUGHING ]
SMART, BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE OF
STORM-ALONG, MY NAME IS
UNCIE K'NUCKIE, AND I'VE
TRAVELED ALL THE WAY FROM PLACES
I'VE NEVER BEEN TO TO BRING
SWEET MOTHER OCEAN'S MOST
CHERISHED SECRETS TO YOUR VERY
DOORSTEP.
>> DEAD FISH HEADS AIN'T NO
SECRET.
>> WHAT DO YOU DO WITH THEM?
>> K'nuckles: EVERYTHING!
BE THE LIFE OF EVERY STORM-ALONG
DANCE PARTY WITH YOUR BRAND-NEW
FISH-HEAD TAP SHOES!
[ TAPPING, SLOSHING ]
AND FOR ALL YOU GENTLEMEN WITH
ROMANTIC INTENTIONS, WE OFFER
THE DELUXE SITTING-ROOM SUITE.
UH, HOW ABOUT FISH-HEAD
FIRST-AID?
[ FLIES BUZZING ]
FISH-HEAD TOOTHPASTE!
FISH-HEAD, UH...
TOILET PLUNGER!
SO, WHO WANTS --
WHAT?
BAH! NOBODY WANTS THESE CRUMMY
OLD FISH HEADS.
>> Flapjack: I WONDER WHY
DR. BARBER WANTS THEM SO BAD.
>> Flapjack: I WONDER WHY
DR. BARBER WANTS THEM SO BAD.
>> K'nuckles: THATABOY, FLAPO.
[ DOOR CREAKS ]
[ SCISSORS RATTLING ]
>> MM-HMM, YES.
SUCH PRETTY LOCKS.
BEAUTIFUL TRESSES, HMM?
HA!
THERE, THERE.
MMM.
PERFECT.
MM-HMM.
>> Flapjack: AND I THOUGHT
PEPPERMINT LARRY WAS LONELY.
>> NOW THIS MAY -- THIS MAY TAKE
A MINUTE.
READING MATERIAL, HMM?
MMBRR HAA.
BR BR BR BR BR BAH BRAH.
BRE HER HEH HUH SHB SHB SHB SHB.
DING!
[ GRUMBLING ]
>> [ GROANS ]
>> [ LAUGHS ]
YES. YES.
BAD HAIRCUT.
VERY GOOD.
WE HATE BAD HAIRCUTS.
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
>> K'nuckles: Run for you life,
Flappie!
[ BOTH PANTING ]
OOF!
[ BOTH SCREAMING ]
>> [ ROARING ]
[ BOTH WHIMPERING ]
>> I'M VERY DISAPPOINTED IN YOU
TWO.
>> K'nuckles: YOU'RE A LUNATIC!
WHAT SORT OF BARBER MAKES A
BUNCH OF EVIL, HAIRY FISH
MONSTERS?
>> A DR. BARBER.
THAT'S WHAT SORT I AM, YES?
>> Flapjack: THEY SURE ARE SOFT.
>> [ SCREECHES ]
>> Flapjack: AAH!
>> SOFT, INDEED.
MY ENTIRE LIFE, I HAVE BEEN
PLANNING, CLIPPING,
EXPERIMENTING, HMM?
YES.
YEARS OF HORRIBLE MISTAKES,
UNCOUNTED FAILURES, YES, HMM.
FINALLY, I HAVE CREATED AN ELITE
FLOCK OF FISH-HEAD BARBERS.
MM, MM!
SUCCESS.
THEY MAY BE EVIL NOW, YES, BUT
SOON, THEY WILL BE READY, YES.
QUITE SOON, HMM, TO TRANSFORM
SHAGGY OLD STORM-ALONG INTO THE
MOST CLEAN AND ELITE HAIRCUTTED
HARBOR IN ALL OF THE LAND.
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
>> Flapjack: SO WHERE DID THEY
GO?
>> AAH!
>> HMM? OH, MY.
NOT GOOD.
[ SCREAMING ]
[ ROARING ]
>> AAH!
AAH! AAH! AAH! AAH!
AAH! AAH! AAH!
[ SCISSORS SNIPPING ]
AAH!
>> AAH! AAH! AAH!
[ SCISSORS SNIPPING ]
AAH!
[ SCISSORS SNIPPING ]
>> NO! THIS IS ALL WRONG!
THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO GIVE ELITE
HAIRCUTS!
>> Flapjack: MAKE THEM STOP!
[ ROARING ]
[ CATS MEOWING ]
>> Flapjack: [ GASPS ]
WHAT DO YOU SAY, CAP'N?
TIME TO LET THE CATS OUT OF THE
BAG?
>> K'nuckles: LIKE SHOOTING FISH
IN A CAN.
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
READY?
>> Flapjack: SET?
>> K'nuckles: GO!
[ ROARING ]
>> Flapjack: AAH!
[ ROARING ]
EW!
[ CATS MEOWING ]
MEOW!
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
CAP'N!
>> K'nuckles: AAH!
>> Flapjack: [ LAUGHS ]
WE SAVED STORM-ALONG!
[ CATS MEOWING ]
[ CAT BURPS ]
>> THAT SURE WAS A CLOSE SHAVE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ CAT BURPS ]
[ CAT GAGGING ]
[ CAT VOMITS ]
>> Both: EW!
[ CATS MEOWING ]
>> K'nuckles: LET'S GET OUT OF
HERE!
[ CATS VOMITING ]
UGH!
[ ROARING ]
[ BOTH SCREAM ]
>> AAH!
[ CAT MEOWING ]
[ SCISSORS SNIPPING ]
[ DING! ]
>> MONSTER BARBER, I AM YOUR
MASTER!
YOUR MOTHER!
YOUR CREATOR!
OH, MY.
[ ROARING ]
>> K'nuckles: WE'RE DEFINITELY
GONNA DIE THIS TIME, FLAP!
>> Flapjack: AAH!
>> K'nuckles: DON'T WORRY, BOY.
I KNEW THIS DAY WAS A-COMING.
I'VE HAD THIS ALL MY LIFE.
NOW WE OPEN IT.
OUR LAST PIECE OF CANDY.
GO AHEAD, FLAP, BREAK IT IN TWO,
AND THEN PUT BOTH PIECES IN MY
MOUTH.
[ ROARING ]
[ CRUNCHING ]
[ WIND HOWLS ]
>> HEY, FISHFACE!
CAN'T YOU READ?!
>> "STORM-ALONG HARBOR."
>> "THE CLEANEST HARBOR AROUND."
>> "NO LITTERING."
>> All: UH-OH.
>> [ SIGHS ]
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> K'nuckles: SET 'EM UP, LARRY!
THIS ROUND'S ON ME.
[ CHEERING ]
IN HONOR OF MY BUDDY FLAPJACK,
SAVIOR OF STORM-ALONG.
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
>> UH, DIDN'T THE DOCK HAG SAVE
STORM-ALONG?
[ CASH REGISTER DINGS ]
>> K'nuckles: OKAY, YEAH, NOW,
WHERE DID I -- OOH!
THERE YOU GO, PEPPERS.
[ ALL GROANING ]
>> HMM, YES.
EXQUISITE.
TELL ME, CAPTAIN, DO YOU HAVE
MORE?
>> K'nuckles: [ GASPS ]
[ LAUGHTER ]
HEY, FLAPJACK.
COME WITH ME, WE'LL GO AND SEE A
PLACE CALLED CANDIED ISLAND!
>> Bubbie: ♪ WHO NEEDS CANDIED
ISLAND? ♪
♪ IT'S SAFER AT THE DOCKS ♪
>> K'nuckles: ♪ BUT THERE AIN'T
NO STREAMS OF SODIE POP ♪
♪ NO DRIPPIN' DOWN THE ROCKS ♪
>> Bubbie: ♪ IT'S DANGEROUS AND
RISKY ♪
>> K'nuckles: ♪ BUT ADVENTUROUS
AND FREE ♪
>> Flapjack: ♪ ADVENTURE --
THAT'S THE LIFE FOR ME ♪
>> K'nuckles: ♪ THERE'S LOLLIPOP
TREES AND A LEMONADE SEA! ♪
>> Bubbie: DOESN'T SOUND VERY
GOOD TO ME.
>> ♪ THE MISADVENTURES OF... ♪
>> Flapjack: ♪ FLAPJACK ♪
[ SPLASH! ]
>> YOU GOT ANY MONEY?
>> Flapjack: WELL, NOW, THAT'S
FUNNY YOU SHOULD ASK, 'CAUSE
RIGHT HERE, IN MY RUCKSACK, I
HAVE A LOT OF INTERESTING
THINGS, LIKE...
OH, MY.
THIS ROCK, RECENTLY DISCOVERED
BY ME.
OR THIS SHELL, ALSO RECENTLY
DISCOVERED BY ME.
IS THAT ENOUGH FOR TWO PIECES OF
CANDY, PEPPERMINT LARRY?
>> NO.
>> Flapjack: PBHT!
>> NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I
MUST ATTEND TO MY PAYING
CUSTOMERS.
>> K'nuckles: DID YOU PUFF OUT
YOUR CHEEKS?
HMM.
>> YOU SEE, FLAPJACK, PAYING
CUSTOMERS ARE IMPORTANT.
VERY, VERY, VERY IMPORTANT.
>> WHAT IS THIS?
>> FISH MUSH.
MADE WITH THE FINEST FISH IN
STORM-ALONG, I CAN ASSURE YOU.
>> BLEH!
I'M SICK OF FISH MUSH!
YOU HEAR ME?!
>> Flapjack: HOW COME NOBODY
LIKES FISH MUSH?
>> K'nuckles: SAILORS CANNOT
LIVE ON FISH MUSH ALONE,
FLAPJACK.
OCCASIONALLY, THEY MUST EAT
FRUIT.
OTHERWISE, THEY GET THE SCURVY.
AND NOBODY WANTS THE SCURVY.
UNFORTUNATELY, STORM-ALONG
HASN'T HAD FRESH FRUIT IN YEARS.
>> Flapjack: HEY, HOW ABOUT THIS
PIECE OF FRESH FRUIT?
>> F-FRUIT?
>> FRUIT?!
>> FRUIT?
>> FRUIT?!
>> All: FRUIT?! FRUIT?! FRUIT?!
>> FRUIT!
>> Flapjack: GOLLY.
>> I'LL BUY THAT FOR TWO PIECES
OF CANDY!
>> All: FRUIT! FRUIT! FRUIT!
>> QUIET!
WE GOT TO BE SMART ABOUT THIS.
SEE, FIRST WE PEEL THE SKIN,
USE IT TO MAKE A TASTY BROTH.
>> All: MMM!
>> THEN, WE DIVIDE IT EVENLY SO
EVERYONE GETS A PIECE!
AND FINALLY, WE'LL USE THE SEEDS
TO MAKE MORE FRUIT!
>> All: HOORAY!
[ CRUNCHING ]
>> K'nuckles: [ MUNCHING ]
WHAT?
>> Flapjack: SO THEN THE ANGRY
MOB SAID THEY WANTED TO
CAP'N K'NUCKLES OPEN AND TAKE
THE SEEDS FROM HIS STOMACH.
>> Bubbie: OH, MY.
AND THEN WHAT, PUDDIN'?
>> Flapjack: AND THEN CAPTAIN
SAVED US.
>> Bubbie: HOW'D HE DO THAT?
>> Flapjack: WELL...
>> KILL HIM!
>> KEELHAUL HIM!
>> NO!
I SAY WE CUT HIM OPEN AND TAKE
THE SEEDS FROM HIS STOMACH.
>> K'nuckles: WHOA.
WHOA-OA-OA.
[ SNORING ]
>> Flapjack: WAIT!
WE'LL GET YOU MORE FRUIT IF YOU
SPARE HIS LIFE.
>> Bubbie: [ LAUGHING ]
AND HE'S BEEN SLEEPING EVER
SINCE!
[ LAUGHING ]
>> K'nuckles: [ GROANS ]
WHAT A CRAZY DREAM.
>> Flapjack: YOU'RE AWAKE!
>> K'nuckles: YEAH.
WHERE ARE WE?
>> Flapjack: FRUIT ISLAND.
>> K'nuckles: FRUIT ISLAND?!
THAT WEREN'T NO DREAM!
COME ON, FLAP, WE GOT TO FIND
SOME FRUIT!
>> Bubbie: WAIT, K'NUCKLES,
SHOULDN'T YOU BRING A PILLOW...
IN CASE YOU GET SCARED?
[ LAUGHING ]
BE CAREFUL, BABY!
>> K'nuckles: MM, A PILLOW...
HEY, FLAP...
I DON'T SEE ANY FRUIT, WHICH IS
WEIRD, BECAUSE THE NAME OF THE
ISLAND IS, YOU KNOW, FRUIT --
>> Flapjack: HEY! LET'S ASK THAT
GUY.
EXCUSE ME, MR. GIANT, COULD YOU
PLEASE TELL US WHERE WE COULD
FIND SOME FRUIT?
>> FRUIT?
BUT BE CAREFUL.
ISLAND IS HAUNTED.
I TRIED TO PICK, AND JUNGLE GET
ANGRY!
JUNGLE COME ALIVE!
[ Crying ] JUNGLE COME ALIVE.
Jungle come alive.
>> K'nuckles: SO IT'S THAT WAY?
COME ON, FLAP.
>> Flapjack: HEY, CAP'N.
>> K'nuckles: HMM?
>> Flapjack: DID YOU HEAR THAT
PART ABOUT THE JUNGLE COMING
ALIVE?
>> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK, I NEED
YOU TO FOCUS.
>> Flapjack: BUT THE GIANT
SAID --
>> K'nuckles: GIANTS SAY A LOT
OF THINGS!
NOW LET'S GET A MOVE ON!
>> Jungle come alive.
Jungle...
Jungle...
>> K'nuckles: [ GRUNTS ]
HUH?
FLAP, I FOUND A CLEARING!
I -- OH.
FLAP?
FLAPJACK!
>> Flapjack: HERE I AM, CAP'N!
>> K'nuckles: WHY DID YOU DO
THAT?!
FLAP, LIKE I SAID BEFORE --
>> Flapjack: CAP'N, LOOK!
>> ♪ FRESH FRUI-UI-UI-UI-T ♪
>> K'nuckles: WE DID IT!
NOW YOU GO PICK IT WHILE I STAY
HERE.
>> Flapjack: AYE, AYE!
WAIT. WHY ME?
>> K'nuckles: BECAUSE, YOU KNOW,
THE JUNGLE COMES ALIVE AND ALL
THAT.
ER, UH, I MEAN, UH...
BECAUSE YOU HAVE MORE
EXPERIENCE.
>> Flapjack: OH. WELL, WHY
DIDN'T YOU SAY SO?
[ CHUCKLING ]
[ ROARING, RATTLING, HISSING ]
[ TEETH CHATTERING ]
>> K'nuckles: THAT'S WHAT HE'S
AFRAID OF?
A WALKING BUSH?
HEY! THAT'S OUR FRUIT!
WE SAW IT FIRST, SO --
>> [ ROARS ]
>> K'nuckles: OH, OOH, OH, OOH.
[ SNORING ]
>> [ SNIFFS ]
[ GROWLS ]
>> K'nuckles: [ SNORING ]
[ GROANS ]
HUH?
AGAIN?
RATS!
>> ♪ LAST NIGHT, I MET A
PLANT MAN ♪
♪ HALF MAN AND HALF PLANT ♪
♪ THERE ARE LEAVES AND BRANCHES
EVERYWHERE ♪
♪ A SMALL ARROW IN HIS HAND ♪
♪ TALE OF THE PLANT MAN ♪
♪ WELL, HE CAME FROM OUT OF
NOWHERE ♪
♪ AND HE NEVER MADE A SOUND ♪
♪ HE STOLE MY FRUIT
AND GROWLED AT ME ♪
♪ TWO EYES ABOVE HIS FROWN ♪
♪ TALE OF THE PLANT MAN ♪
♪ TALE OF THE PLANT MAN ♪
>> Flapjack: THERE HAS GOT TO BE
A WAY.
>> K'nuckles: [ SIGHS ]
I'M GONNA MISS THIS OLD STOMACH.
[ STOMACH RUMBLING ]
>> Flapjack: HEY! YOU KNOW HOW
TO BUILD A TRAP, RIGHT?
>> K'nuckles: YEAH.
>> Flapjack: WHAT IF WE TRAPPED
THE PLANT MAN?
>> K'nuckles: TRAP THE
PLANT MAN?
>> Flapjack: YEAH.
>> K'nuckles: HMM.
WELL, IF HE'S TRAPPED...
>> Flapjack: MM-HMM.
>> K'nuckles: ...THEN WE COULD
COLLECT THE FRUIT.
>> Flapjack: MM-HMM.
>> K'nuckles: I SAVE MY STOMACH!
>> Flapjack: MM-HMM!
>> K'nuckles: AND BUBBIE'S A
JERK!
>> Flapjack: OH, CAP'N.
>> ♪ LAST NIGHT, I MET A
PLANT MAN ♪
♪ BUT EVERYTHING'S OKAY ♪
♪ BECAUSE I BUILT A BIG TRAP,
AND I'LL SEND HIM FAR AWAY ♪
♪ TALE OF THE PLANT MAN ♪
♪ TALE OF THE PLANT MAN ♪
[ INSTRUMENTAL SOLO ]
♪ TALE OF THE PLANT MAN ♪
>> K'nuckles: WE DID IT, FLAP!
'TIS THE FINEST TRAP I'VE EVER
MADE.
>> Flapjack: WHAT ARE WE GONNA
USE FOR BAIT?
>> K'nuckles: HMM.
WHAT TO USE?
>> Flapjack: WHAT TO USE?
>> K'nuckles: HEY, I'M TRYING TO
CONCENTRATE HERE.
>> Flapjack: WELL, I ALREADY
HAVE AN IDEA.
>> K'nuckles: YEAH?
>> Flapjack: WE PAINT A ROCK TO
LOOK LIKE A PIECE OF FRUIT AND
USE THAT.
>> K'nuckles: OR, BETTER YET, WE
USE A REAL PIECE OF FRUIT!
>> Flapjack: I DON'T THINK THAT
IDEA WILL WORK, CAP'N.
>> K'nuckles: WHY NOT?
>> Flapjack: WE DON'T HAVE REAL
FRUIT.
>> K'nuckles: SO?
WE'LL GO FIND SOME.
>> Flapjack: BUT THE PLANT --
>> K'nuckles: WE'RE TRAPPING THE
PLANT MAN!
>> Flapjack: BUT WE NEED BAIT!
>> K'nuckles: THE BAIT IS THE
FRUIT!
>> Flapjack: [ GROANS ]
>> Bubbie: HEY, K'NUCKLES, WHY
DON'T YOU JUST TAKE A NAP?
THAT WAY, FLAPJACK CAN SAVE YOU
WHILE YOU SLEEP!
[ LAUGHING ]
>> K'nuckles: I'LL SHOW YOU,
WHALE!
[ GRUMBLING ]
>> Flapjack: CAP'N!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
>> K'nuckles: I'M GONNA FIND MY
OWN FRUIT.
DUMB WHALE.
A REAL PIECE OF FRUIT -- THAT'S
THE WAY TO GO.
AH! AH!
FINALLY!
>> ♪ FRUIT ♪
>> K'nuckles: HEY, WHAT THE --
HEY! I'VE HAD JUST ABOUT ENOUGH
OF YOU.
>> [ GROWLS ]
[ ROARS ]
[ RUSTLING ]
>> Flapjack: CAP'N?
>> K'nuckles: [ PANTING ]
AAH!
>> [ ROARS ]
>> K'nuckles: OHH!
AAH!
>> [ ROARING ]
>> K'nuckles: OOH.
AH! NO!
I'M NOT GONNA PASS OUT!
I'M GONNA DIE ON MY OWN TWO
FEET, LIKE A MAN.
>> Flapjack: PROUD OF YOU,
FRIEND.
>> K'nuckles: MAKE SURE YOU TELL
BUBBIE.
ALL RIGHT, YOU!
DO YOUR WORST.
HUH?
WHOA!
>> Flapjack: [ GASPS ]
HEY, CAP'N, THE TRAP WORKED!
>> [ GROWLS ]
>> K'nuckles: QUICK, FLAP, BUILD
ANOTHER ONE!
>> [ GROWLING ]
>> Flapjack: UH...
>> [ ROARING ]
[ SNIFFS ]
[ GRUNTING ]
>> K'nuckles: Where'd you get
the fruit?
>> Flapjack: It's a rock, Cap'n.
>> K'nuckles: Good thinking.
[ Laughing ] LOOK AT HIM.
AMAZING.
>> Flapjack: THANK YOU, MY
CAP'N.
[ CRACKS ]
>> K'nuckles: UH-OH.
[ CRACKS, SHATTERS ]
>> I JUST BROKE ALL MY TEETH.
I -- WOW. WHAT IS THAT?
THAT'S NOT FRUIT.
IS THAT --
OH, MAN, IS THAT A ROCK?
DID I JUST BITE INTO A ROCK?
THAT'S -- THAT'S TERRIBLE.
OUCH.
IT HURTS TO PRONOUNCE MY T's.
>> K'nuckles: GEE, I FEEL KIND
OF BAD.
>> Flapjack: ME TOO.
>> EXCUSE ME, DO EITHER OF YOU
GENTS KNOW WHERE I COULD GET A
SOFT MEAL? HEH.
>> VERY IMPRESSIVE, FLAPJACK.
YOU NOT ONLY FOUND SOMEONE TO
EAT ALL MY FISH MUSH, BUT YOU
ALSO BROUGHT ENOUGH FRESH FRUIT
FOR EVERY SCURVY SAILOR IN
STORM-ALONG.
>> Flapjack: AND K'NUCKLES
DIDN'T HAVE TO HAVE HIS STOMACH
CUT OPEN.
>> K'nuckles: YEAH, THAT WOULD
HAVE BEEN REALLY GROSS, WITH ALL
MY GUTS EVERYWHERE.
>> HEY!
I'M TRYING TO EAT FISH MUSH OVER
HERE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> ♪ STORM-ALONG HARBOR ♪
♪ THE CLEANEST HARBOR AROUND ♪
>> GOOD LUCK WITH THAT, LADY.
[ LAUGHING ]
HUH?
OHH!
[ GURGLING ]
>> AHH.
HUH?
[ GRUMBLES ]
[ BOTH MUNCHING ]
[ GROWLS ]
[ BOTH GASP ]
ONCE YOU'VE CANNED SOME FISH,
YOU'LL BE TOO TIRED TO LITTER!
>> K'nuckles: BUT THAT'S WORK!
>> THAT'S COMMUNITY SERVICE.
>> K'nuckles: WE CAN'T DO THIS.
>> Flapjack: YES, WE CAN.
IT'LL BE JUST LIKE SHOOTING FISH
IN A CAN!
NICE WORK IF YOU CAN GET IT.
SO CAN IT, YOU LOOSE CANNON.
>> K'nuckles: [ SNORING ]
[ HORN BLARES ]
[ YAWNS ]
WORK'S OVER!
I'VE GOT JUST ENOUGH SAP LEFT IN
THESE WEARY BONES FOR A PIT STOP
AT THE CANDY BARREL.
[ CAT MEOWS ]
>> Flapjack: HELLO, LITTLE
FRIEND.
>> ♪ CATS ARE ATTRACTED TO
FISH ♪
>> Flapjack: I COULD JUST EAT
YOU UP.
[ CATS MEOWING ]
[ CATS HISSING ]
>> K'nuckles: ONE
CARAMEL-COATED, SUGAR-SWIRLED,
JUMBO-JELLY HOT-FUDGE GLUMMY
YUMMY YUMMY YUM.
>> Flapjack: AND ONE
CANDY MANDY, PLEASE.
>> THAT'LL BE 38 CLAMS, FELLAS.
>> K'nuckles: UH, LET ME SEE.
I KNOW I PUT IT SOMEWHERE.
THERE IT IS!
HERE YOU GO, PEPPY.
>> AAH! AAH! AAH! AAH!
>> HMM, YES. [ SNIFFS ]
EXQUISITE.
WHERE DID YOU GET THIS, HMM?
>> K'nuckles: WELL, WE --
>> Shh!
NOT HERE.
SOMEWHERE MORE PRIVATE, HMM?
[ TOILET FLUSHES ]
AND DO YOU HAVE MORE, HMM?
YES? HMM? YES?
>> Flapjack: LIKE, ABOUT A
MAJILLION.
>> K'nuckles: THAT ALL DEPENDS
ON A LOT OF...DIFFERENT THINGS.
>> ON MONEY, HMM?
>> K'nuckles: YEAH! AND --
>> AND MONEY, HMM?
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> K'nuckles: CHEERS, FLAP!
WE'RE GONNA BE RICH.
>> Flapjack: YEAH,
FISHY-STINKIN' RICH.
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
I CAN'T BELIEVE HE'S GIVING US A
WHOLE NICKEL FOR THESE STINKY
FISH HEADS.
>> K'nuckles: I AIN'T BUSTIN' MY
BACK FOR NO BARBER'S NICKEL.
>> Flapjack: WHA?
>> K'nuckles: WE'RE CUTTING HIM
OUT OF THE DEAL, BOY.
WE'RE PEDDLING THIS FISH HEADS
TO EVERY DUMB, UGLY SUCKER IN
STORM-ALONG.
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
[ LAUGHING ]
SMART, BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE OF
STORM-ALONG, MY NAME IS
UNCIE K'NUCKIE, AND I'VE
TRAVELED ALL THE WAY FROM PLACES
I'VE NEVER BEEN TO TO BRING
SWEET MOTHER OCEAN'S MOST
CHERISHED SECRETS TO YOUR VERY
DOORSTEP.
>> DEAD FISH HEADS AIN'T NO
SECRET.
>> WHAT DO YOU DO WITH THEM?
>> K'nuckles: EVERYTHING!
BE THE LIFE OF EVERY STORM-ALONG
DANCE PARTY WITH YOUR BRAND-NEW
FISH-HEAD TAP SHOES!
[ TAPPING, SLOSHING ]
AND FOR ALL YOU GENTLEMEN WITH
ROMANTIC INTENTIONS, WE OFFER
THE DELUXE SITTING-ROOM SUITE.
UH, HOW ABOUT FISH-HEAD
FIRST-AID?
[ FLIES BUZZING ]
FISH-HEAD TOOTHPASTE!
FISH-HEAD, UH...
TOILET PLUNGER!
SO, WHO WANTS --
WHAT?
BAH! NOBODY WANTS THESE CRUMMY
OLD FISH HEADS.
>> Flapjack: I WONDER WHY
DR. BARBER WANTS THEM SO BAD.
>> Flapjack: I WONDER WHY
DR. BARBER WANTS THEM SO BAD.
>> K'nuckles: THATABOY, FLAPO.
[ DOOR CREAKS ]
[ SCISSORS RATTLING ]
>> MM-HMM, YES.
SUCH PRETTY LOCKS.
BEAUTIFUL TRESSES, HMM?
HA!
THERE, THERE.
MMM.
PERFECT.
MM-HMM.
>> Flapjack: AND I THOUGHT
PEPPERMINT LARRY WAS LONELY.
>> NOW THIS MAY -- THIS MAY TAKE
A MINUTE.
READING MATERIAL, HMM?
MMBRR HAA.
BR BR BR BR BR BAH BRAH.
BRE HER HEH HUH SHB SHB SHB SHB.
DING!
[ GRUMBLING ]
>> [ GROANS ]
>> [ LAUGHS ]
YES. YES.
BAD HAIRCUT.
VERY GOOD.
WE HATE BAD HAIRCUTS.
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
>> K'nuckles: Run for you life,
Flappie!
[ BOTH PANTING ]
OOF!
[ BOTH SCREAMING ]
>> [ ROARING ]
[ BOTH WHIMPERING ]
>> I'M VERY DISAPPOINTED IN YOU
TWO.
>> K'nuckles: YOU'RE A LUNATIC!
WHAT SORT OF BARBER MAKES A
BUNCH OF EVIL, HAIRY FISH
MONSTERS?
>> A DR. BARBER.
THAT'S WHAT SORT I AM, YES?
>> Flapjack: THEY SURE ARE SOFT.
>> [ SCREECHES ]
>> Flapjack: AAH!
>> SOFT, INDEED.
MY ENTIRE LIFE, I HAVE BEEN
PLANNING, CLIPPING,
EXPERIMENTING, HMM?
YES.
YEARS OF HORRIBLE MISTAKES,
UNCOUNTED FAILURES, YES, HMM.
FINALLY, I HAVE CREATED AN ELITE
FLOCK OF FISH-HEAD BARBERS.
MM, MM!
SUCCESS.
THEY MAY BE EVIL NOW, YES, BUT
SOON, THEY WILL BE READY, YES.
QUITE SOON, HMM, TO TRANSFORM
SHAGGY OLD STORM-ALONG INTO THE
MOST CLEAN AND ELITE HAIRCUTTED
HARBOR IN ALL OF THE LAND.
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
>> Flapjack: SO WHERE DID THEY
GO?
>> AAH!
>> HMM? OH, MY.
NOT GOOD.
[ SCREAMING ]
[ ROARING ]
>> AAH!
AAH! AAH! AAH! AAH!
AAH! AAH! AAH!
[ SCISSORS SNIPPING ]
AAH!
>> AAH! AAH! AAH!
[ SCISSORS SNIPPING ]
AAH!
[ SCISSORS SNIPPING ]
>> NO! THIS IS ALL WRONG!
THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO GIVE ELITE
HAIRCUTS!
>> Flapjack: MAKE THEM STOP!
[ ROARING ]
[ CATS MEOWING ]
>> Flapjack: [ GASPS ]
WHAT DO YOU SAY, CAP'N?
TIME TO LET THE CATS OUT OF THE
BAG?
>> K'nuckles: LIKE SHOOTING FISH
IN A CAN.
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
READY?
>> Flapjack: SET?
>> K'nuckles: GO!
[ ROARING ]
>> Flapjack: AAH!
[ ROARING ]
EW!
[ CATS MEOWING ]
MEOW!
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
CAP'N!
>> K'nuckles: AAH!
>> Flapjack: [ LAUGHS ]
WE SAVED STORM-ALONG!
[ CATS MEOWING ]
[ CAT BURPS ]
>> THAT SURE WAS A CLOSE SHAVE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ CAT BURPS ]
[ CAT GAGGING ]
[ CAT VOMITS ]
>> Both: EW!
[ CATS MEOWING ]
>> K'nuckles: LET'S GET OUT OF
HERE!
[ CATS VOMITING ]
UGH!
[ ROARING ]
[ BOTH SCREAM ]
>> AAH!
[ CAT MEOWING ]
[ SCISSORS SNIPPING ]
[ DING! ]
>> MONSTER BARBER, I AM YOUR
MASTER!
YOUR MOTHER!
YOUR CREATOR!
OH, MY.
[ ROARING ]
>> K'nuckles: WE'RE DEFINITELY
GONNA DIE THIS TIME, FLAP!
>> Flapjack: AAH!
>> K'nuckles: DON'T WORRY, BOY.
I KNEW THIS DAY WAS A-COMING.
I'VE HAD THIS ALL MY LIFE.
NOW WE OPEN IT.
OUR LAST PIECE OF CANDY.
GO AHEAD, FLAP, BREAK IT IN TWO,
AND THEN PUT BOTH PIECES IN MY
MOUTH.
[ ROARING ]
[ CRUNCHING ]
[ WIND HOWLS ]
>> HEY, FISHFACE!
CAN'T YOU READ?!
>> "STORM-ALONG HARBOR."
>> "THE CLEANEST HARBOR AROUND."
>> "NO LITTERING."
>> All: UH-OH.
>> [ SIGHS ]
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> K'nuckles: SET 'EM UP, LARRY!
THIS ROUND'S ON ME.
[ CHEERING ]
IN HONOR OF MY BUDDY FLAPJACK,
SAVIOR OF STORM-ALONG.
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
>> UH, DIDN'T THE DOCK HAG SAVE
STORM-ALONG?
[ CASH REGISTER DINGS ]
>> K'nuckles: OKAY, YEAH, NOW,
WHERE DID I -- OOH!
THERE YOU GO, PEPPERS.
[ ALL GROANING ]
>> HMM, YES.
EXQUISITE.
TELL ME, CAPTAIN, DO YOU HAVE
MORE?
>> K'nuckles: [ GASPS ]
[ LAUGHTER ]