The Lying Game (2011–2013): Season 1, Episode 8 - Never Have I Ever - full transcript

Previously on
The Lying Game...

Ethan!

You're still so
clearly into Sutton.

Alec paid me.

I don't know what you mean.

About you.

- You need to step out.
- No, I...

I came to find
my birth mother,

and you've held me here
against my will.

What? What is going on?

I thought I was going home.



You are, Emma.

Home to Las Vegas.

I wanted tonight to be special.

I'm really starting
to fall for you, Laurel.

Laurel?

I'm not gonna go anywhere, okay?

You have to.

My pervy foster brother

set me up and said I was
stealing.

Hey, Emma.

So you've got a twin.

What'd you do, kill her?

I really need to get that.

Is that so?



Maybe you'd like
a mani-pedi, too.

Your caseworker gets here,
you get your call.

Travis, school is
out of the question.

I told you where we'd meet,
so be there or forget it.

Hey, everything okay?

Yeah, it's fine.

- Was that Sutton?
- Are you serious?

She hasn't spoken
to me since she saw

those pictures of us
kissing at homecoming.

Well, there were
a lot of them.

Guess she's still jealous.

Why? It's not like
we're a couple.

No one said we were.

You want to tell me
what's going on?

I mean, yesterday,
we were getting along fine,

and now, all of a sudden, I'm
bothering the hell out of you.

Let's just say, you can't
run from your past.

Sooner or later,
it'll track you down.

I don't know what people
around here have been

telling you about me, but there's...
Ethan, I'm sorry.

It's not... it's not you.

It's about my life.

Is that Sutton?

Or not.

I can't be
late for class.

Wait, wait, come here.

Look, I realize I screwed up,
all right?

You and I make
a pretty good team.

Just let me help you.

I'm sorry, I just-- I have
a lot on my plate right now.

Moved? No, that's not possible.

We were just there last night.

Well, moved where?

Uh, well, can you tell me

the address
of this new place?

Confidential?

Why would it be
confidential?

At the request
of his mother?

Okay, thanks.

Oh, my God.

Guys, they moved Eduardo
to another hospital.

If I hadn't told him
my feelings,

none of this
would've even happened.

- That's not true.
- You can't say that.

Okay, I'm sorry, guys.

Maybe I should just go.
No.

Not on my watch.

Look, I know this is awful,

but if you think your friends
are gonna let you

go through it alone,
you're crazy.

We're gonna go inside,
pop some popcorn,

find some Real Housewives
to veg out to,

whatever.

But we're gonna
stick together, right?

Sounds like a plan.

You're the best.

I'll join you guys later.

I'm so sorry.

I have to do... an errand.

For my parents.

I mean, seriously?

Okay, that
was uncool.

What?

First of all, you're
running around

all paranoid, convinced
that someone is after you.

Now your best friend is
grieving, and you say

you got to, what, pick up some
paper towels or something?

You don't understand.

No, I don't.

'Cause in my book,
car wrecks, comas,

almost dying sort of
trump birth mother search.

This isn't just about that!

Then tell me what it is about.

Because that way,
I can go in there

and try and
cover for you.

I can't do this now.

You must love doing
everything alone.

No.

No, I hate it.

Still don't see why
we couldn't have worked this out

in your bedroom last night.

Much nicer venue.

So what's your plan?

Get me sent back to
foster care in Vegas?

Look, I don't give a crap
about your Nancy Drew mystery.

I just want a little piece
of the action.

You find a time
the Mercers aren't home,

leave a door unlocked...

No, Travis.

I can't. They have been
like family to me.

And I'm sure you've been just
like family to them in return.

You know, honest and up front.

Chillax, sis.

We're not gonna clean them out.

Just lift a few things.

We do it right,

they don't even notice.

Like this, for instance.

Wait for my call.

Knew I could count on you.

After all, we're family.

♪ Uh ♪

♪ Lying Game 1x08 ♪
Never Have I Ever
Original Air Date on October 3, 2011

== sync, corrected by elderman ==

♪ Uh, uh-uh ♪

♪ Uh, uh-uh, uh ♪

♪ Watch out for this girl ♪

♪ She's got a gun
for a tongue. ♪

Yeah, I liked the guy.

But when I saw him
in bed with my daughter,

I liked him
a hell of a lot less.

Again, nothing
happened.

"Nothing happened." I just...
We fell asleep.

I just find that
so hard to believe.

We decided we
weren't ready.

He wants to wait.

He said that I was
worth waiting for.

Well, he's right. You are.

Still doesn't explain

how you ended up
in that situation, I mean,

on the floor
of some deserted house.

He doesn't want to
live like that, Dad.

He needs help.

Okay, sweetheart,
I feel sorry for the guy,

but the responsible
thing to do

is contact the authorities.

He'll get kicked out

of Arroyo and
the golf team.

I mean, that's his dream.

Sutton, will you tell
them what happened in

that documentary you saw?

Uh, yeah,
it was really bad.

This girl ran away
from this horrible family

and ended up on the streets.

- See?
- It's one example.

You can't generalize

about every foster family
in the United States of America.

Okay, so it's Justin's fault
that he's all alone?

Why should he have
to keep paying

for stuff that happened
to his parents?

Okay, I will
make some calls.

We'll find him a place to stay

so he that he can
stay in Arroyo.

- You're the best.
- Yeah.

If you're think of
getting rid of anything,

I won't say
no to pearls.

I just wanted to say thanks
for having my back in there.

Yeah, sure.

Justin seems great.

You have no idea.

I'm so glad you waited.

You actually bought that
in there?

There was no waiting

at the Squatter Inn.

Let's just say,
been there, done that.

Are you sure you're not
moving a little too fast?

To be honest,
I was...

kind of scared.

The first time was definitely
more weird than great.

But he was just...

so nice and
so caring.

And that was
beautiful.

This isn't just
some random hookup.

We're in love.

I mean, who am
I talking to?

It's like with
you and Ethan.

When you have something so
great, why would you wait?

Hey, guys.What say we

go down to the country club
and hit a few buckets?

I'm kind of busy.

No, I already have plans
with Char and Sutton.

I'm really sorry about Eduardo.

Hmm?

I said I'm sorry about Eduardo.

Why? I'll probably never
see him again.

You got just what you wanted.

Maddie, I know
I haven't always been

a perfect parent.

I want a do-over.

A fresh start.

Can I ask you something?

Anything.

What do you know
about Sutton's adoption?

Only what
Ted's told me.

Um, that the
past few months

has been really rough
on him and Kristin both.

With Sutton's search and all,
it's just...

So, you guys
talk about it a lot?

I mostly listen.

He's taking this pretty tough.

I just try to be there for him.

Hmm.

I felt so awful
having to leave earlier.

So, anyway,

are you sure
this isn't valuable?

All costume pieces.

Okay, I promise you
I will pay you back every cent,

even if it takes me a while.

Come on, can't
you at least

give me a hint
what this is about?

I told you.

Charity work.

I love charity work.

And you're an awesome friend.

Now, that I believe.

What's so funny?

An allergy
pillow protector.

That may be a first.

How is that
so hard to grasp?

I have seasonal allergies,

and this is a breeding ground
for dust mites and bacteria.

A pillow protector
probably only costs...

I have no idea.

I bet it's not a lot, though.

Let's focus here.

The good news is,
you're a minor.

They have to grant your initial
hearing within 48 hours.

Hearing?

What?

I told you,
I haven't done anything.

Truancy, delinquency,

petty theft, assault,
identity theft,

fraud, breaking
and entering.

Just jump in when this
starts to ring a bell.

This is all a misunderstanding.

People are confusing me
with my identical twin sister.

I'm gonna stop
you there, okay?

And I am on your
side here, honestly.

Word to the wise though,
suck it up and tell the truth,

you get out fast.

You start spinning wacko stories
about identical twins,

and you can expect
to be in here a while.

Not bad, sis, not bad.

If I were you, I'd wait
till Vegas to fence it.

Pawn it around here and it might
raise some questions.

You know, we hit up

a couple of your
friends' houses,

we could score big-time.
No.

This was a one-off, remember?

That was our deal.

Fair enough.

I'll keep my end
of the deal.

But I think we should seal
it to make it official.

Get off me!

Just sealing the deal.

Ethan.
Wait.

- Hi.
- Hi.

So, about yesterday--

I was feeling really
overwhelmed,

and I'm sorry
if I was rude.

You're a good friend;
we've been through a lot.

Wasn't fair.

And... here's where I was hoping
you would say something back.

Like... we make a good team?

Let me help you?

I thought I said
that yesterday.

I guess we're good.

Yeah, it's a room
where members sleep it off.

Good think is, you're
right over the clubhouse.

It's not Buckingham Palace,
but it'll keep you in school.

Are-Are you kidding me?

This place is amazing.

I talked to Mario in
the clubhouse, too.

He's gonna throw you
a few shifts,

shagging range balls.

Give you a little extra
spending money.

This is really nice of you,
Dr. Mercer.

I don't know what to say.

I know you've been dealt a
pretty tough hand, Justin,

and I just want you to
know that I appreciate

that you've been a
gentleman with my daughter.

Of course.

Should that change, though,

I will have to kill you.

I'm kidding.

But this room is
off-limits to Laurel.

Same goes for you
in her bedroom.

Are we clear on that?

You have my word.

I gotta hand it to you-- I mean,
you certainly travel light.

No--

This is, uh...

That's okay. Hey...

I'm a surgeon--
nobody touches my instruments.

All right, well,
enjoy your new digs.

You really think
this is a smart idea?

Honey, come on!
This is Sedona.

Look at this place.

A weekend, no kids,

no stress,
just the two of us.

Well, and 2,000 deadly dull
plastic surgery colleagues.

Okay, first off: ouch.

Second, look-- I'll go
to two seminars max.

The rest, it will be swimming,
biking, spa treatments--

this'll be good for us,
to be a couple.

You're really not concerned
about this at all?

Of course
I'm concerned, okay?

Aren't we supposed
to trust our kids?

Okay, our ears are burning.

Your mother and I
are going away this weekend.

Oh, yeah! That plastic
surgery conference.

Ugh! Just the sound of it.

Romantic getaway-- yes.

So here we go, house rules:

No parties, okay?

No boys, no booze,
no Justin's place.

So, basically, no fun.

See? They get it.

Yeah. You can
totally trust us.

I thought I could always
trust you; it's just, you...

Okay, Mom-- Justin-- the whole
thing with that was a mistake.

I won't happen again,

I promise.
We'll be good, right?

Definitely.

You guys should go.

Okay.
See? We got permission.

I think we need this.

We are so going to
blow the roof off this place.

- Hello?
- You lied to me.

Annie?

All this time,
you let me believe

that I killed my daughter.

Now, you know that's crazy.

Sutton told me Emma is alive.

Sutton is a schizophrenic.

You're a liar!

She has been diagnosed with

adolescent onset
schizophrenia, Annie.

She stopped
taking her medication.

I'm really sorry
you had to meet her like that.

She was such
a lovely young girl.

All these lies.

She has a loving family
now, Annie.

They'll care for her;
give her the help she needs.

Leave this one alone.

Let this story have
a happy ending.

What about my happy ending?

You look pretty.

Mm! You think?

I'd like to do you
right here.

As poetic as that sounds,

it's a little unhygienic
around food prep.

- My bad.
- I'll get it.

Trying to use adult glassware
was clearly a mistake.

It's fine. I'll stick to the
casual elegance of red plastic.

My God, you were cute!

Like, kid model cute.

You say that like I've turned
into some hideous beast.

Ah, you're okay-- I mean, like,
in a first wife sort of way.

Okay, that's it, you're dead.

It's all fun
until someone ends up in tears.

What is your obsession with
family albums, anyway?

Get off your butt
and come help me.

Hey, I have years
to catch up on.

You and Justin seem
really great together.

Yeah... he's pretty amazing.

Hey, are you okay?

Seem kind of sad.

Where's Ethan?

Hello!

Hey.

- How you doing?
- Good. How are you?

- Good.
- Hi!

- Good. How are you doin'?
- Good.

Thayer.

Hey...

are you all right?

Oh... yeah.

I'm going to go
out on a limb here--

does this have
anything to do with Ethan?

Can someone please
tell me what that guy has

that's so special?

I mean, doesn't that intense
brooding shtick get old?

We had a fight.

Not a fight, but...

a stupid argument at school.

Oh, but I thought
you guys were, uh... broken up?

Yeah.

But...

But you don't want
to be broken up.

I don't know.

And you know
how he feels, obviously.

No, I... I don't know.

Uh-huh.

Of all times I really need
to talk to somebody--

not that I would ever talk
to Sutton about this...

Uh-huh. Of course.

Do you mind?

It's... a little rude.

Right. Sorry.

Can I ask you something?

Not that it's
any of my business,

but it does affect
my situation--

what is going on with
you and Sutton?

Here's the deal:

Nothing.

The thing with Sutton
was a mistake.

It was a result
of misread cues...

regrettable...

disastrous...

the sooner forgotten the better.

At least those
were the words she used

to soften
the blow for me.

Sorry.

Yeah, so was I.

And then I got mad.

And, in fact, I told her

she had to go find
a new place to live...

which is probably why
she's gone AWOL.

And Sutton is still
into Ethan.

Big-time.

That's why I couldn't
be around her.

Even though she's totally
kidding herself.

Why do you say that?

Are you seriously that naive?

You really don't see why?

The reason
she's kidding herself

is because that guy's
so into you.

As for Sutton-- who knows?

Is that who you were texting?

Oh, no, that was Ethan.

I was just telling him
to get his sorry ass

over to this party.

You two were made
for each other.

Let someone be happy, right?

Didn't I tell you
this would be great?

It has been nice.

And, you know, honestly,
I haven't worried

about things at home once.

See?

Gotta be able
to trust your kids.

Every once in a while, it's okay
to leave your problems behind.

Mm.

Ted?

Ted Mercer?

It's me-- Tom.

Tom List?

Craniofacial.

Hey... hey, buddy.

I haven't seen
you guys since

that insane weekend
in Santa Barbara.

Gotta be 20 years.

Annie, right?

Kristin.

That's my wife...

Kristin.

Senior moment.

I'm the worst with names.

Especially after a few
too many martinis.

It's good
to bump into you again, Ted.

Kristin.

Have a good weekend.

Yeah, you, too.

Don't be mad at me.

I'm not mad.

You're so far away right now.

I thought that's
how you wanted it.

No!

No, not at all.

The truth is, there was
something going on yesterday,

and it was big
and it was stressful,

but I needed
to deal with it on my own,

and I did, and
it's... it's done.

It's over.

And I feel so much better.

So could we just move on?

Secrets were always
Sutton's thing.

I just thought
you were different.

I am different.

I am.

I'm sorry
that I pushed you away.

I wa... I want to tell you
everything and...

who knows how...

much time we have until Sutton
walks through that door

and I have to give back
these glass slippers.

I want us to be together.

Now, while we still can.

So you've told me everything.

Okay, guys,
who's ready for

some "Never Have
I Ever"?

♪ ♪

Sutton... are you in?

Yeah.

Somebody should explain
the rules to Justin.

Uh, yeah, I'm sure
I can piece it together.

Just so you know-- this is
cranberry juice and club soda.

Alcohol makes me
loud and stupid.

Isn't that the whole
point of the game?

I can have fun without
turning in to my mother.

You know,
I don't feel comfortable

with people drinking
and driving.

Then I will be
the designated driver.

I have no interest
in secrets, anyway.

Oh, my brother can
give me a ride.

Would anybody like
some more vino?

Is this a good idea?

Not if you've got
something to hide.

Honey, it didn't mean anything.

But Annie...
I mean, isn't that odd?

It's a pretty common name.
I mean...

it's not like it was Apple,
or Blanket. Something.

Plus, you can't listen to that
bozo; the guy was hammered.

Just be glad he wasn't
performing a bone graft on you.

I've never been
to Santa Barbara.

Neither have I.

You know, we should go sometime.

♪ ♪

Okay. Never have I
ever shoplifted.

Derek.

Shoplifting's
a chick thing.

Not when you're stealing
a belt sander.

Never have I ever...

kissed a girl.
Nope.

All right.

You never told me!

It was at soccer camp.
One time.

Never have I ever...

pictured the lunch
lady buck naked.

Hold on. Which one?

Dude. The hot chick with

the big ass, not the
unibrow and the hairnet...

Oh...

I guess either of them.

Thanks, dude.
Now we all have.

Hey, listen.

I just wanted to thank you.

- For...
- Yeah. Sure.

It's a fun party.

What?
No. No, no, no.

For telling us about your
whole birth mother search.

And if there's anything that
I could do, to help, you know...

Never have I ever...

gone all the way with someone

that I truly love.

♪ ♪

Never have I ever...

kissed someone in
the past 24 hours.

Intriguing, but I'm sorry...

Wish I had the chance.

- Whoa, hey....
- What?

I'm going to head home.

You sure?

Yeah, I've got to work tomorrow.

Why don't you stay
and help me clean up?

Uh, I can drop Char
and Derek off, and then

swing by
the club for Justin.

Uh, I'm gonna be
going with him, too.

Okay.

I don't know.

Justin's house?

Mom and Dad
were very clear.

I'm not doing
anything wrong.

I just want to spend the
night with the guy I love.

Please be careful.

Always.
See you in the morning.

Try and sober up, okay?

Ooh...

What are we doing?

What are we waiting for?

I think...

we should...

you know...

I think you've had
too much to drink.

Mm-mm, I'm fine.

I'm fine.

Don't patronize me.

I'm serious.

Really.

It's you and me, babe.

Did you just call me "babe"?

That was the
wine talking, but...

That's interesting.
All right.

I'm going to put you to bed.

No, I'm going to put
you to bed, mister.

Okay, that'll do.
All right.

Mm, my hero.
Okay.

Here.

Why don't you want me?

Is it because I've
had just a little,

teensy, tiny bit
too much to drink?

We'll talk about it tomorrow.

I don't want to talk
about it tomorrow.

You're a really hard guy

to be in a relationship
with, you know that?

You're in, and then
you're out, and then...

who knows what you want?

Come back.

Back from the party?

Looks that way.

You have fun?
Mads have fun?

I don't know, ask her.

Sit down, sit down, Thayer.

Listen, I know you got a lot of
anger directed at me right now.

It's understandable. I've been
a bit of a hardass, haven't I?

When it comes to
your future, and...

law school, a clerkship,
a job at the D.A...

Probably right across the
hall from your office.

Yeah.

You had my whole future planned
out for me, didn't you?

I guess I did.

And you don't see
how messed up that is?

I do, and that's what I want
to talk to you about, okay?

There's no way to say it...

I messed up.

Yeah, okay.

Thayer, you know, the-these last
few months, of you being in L.A.

and us not talking...
that's, that's not good.

We used to do stuff
together, you and me.

We'd go to the batting cages,
or we'd go to the driving range.

Yeah, well, we haven't
done that stuff in years.

That doesn't mean I don't
miss it like hell.

Son, I'm not going to
interfere in your life.

I'm going to stay out of it.

But I got a little
advice for you.

Don't let anyone else
stand in your way, either.

Meaning?
Sutton.

I know how you feel about her.

Okay.

Thayer.

What is this?

It's just a little something.
That's for your gaming.

Should be enough to get
a presentation together.

Then down the line, maybe I can
introduce you to some V.C. guys.

And rustle up some real money.

- Dad, why are you doing this?
- I miss you.

I don't care about
a future lawyer.

I want my son back.

Well, aren't I going to
get the house tour?

We can start in the great rooms
and then work our way through.

It's perfect.

All thanks to your dad.

All thanks to my persuasion.

Yeah, that too.

Um, okay, I'm not going to
dock you any style points

since you just moved in,
but pretty soon we will

have to go house shopping.

That's cool.

Uh-oh.
What's that?

I'm guessing baseball
cards or comic books

and hoping it isn't porn.

Hey, oh...

Let's give it some time.

I just moved in.

Okay. I won't touch a thing.

Now...

I never said that.

I like the way you think.

- Yeah?
- Mm-hmm.

What are you thinking now?

Hello,
you've reached the Mercers.

Please leave a message.

Sure you don't want
to leave a message?

At least someone
will know you're here.

No, I don't want
to waste my call.

I'll just try again later.

Hey, sis.

What are you doing here?

A red flag went up when
you told me to wait

till I got home to fence this.

Funny, the pawn
shop here in Phoenix

says this is all
fake costume junk.

Any idea why that might be?

I have no idea.

I'll get you some
real stuff now.

Get you a ring, this...
Oh!

I think you're gonna
give me more than that.

You look hot, Emma.

Oh, God.

Who knew the combination
of white trash

and social poser could
be such a turn-on?

Ew, Travis,
you're disgusting.

What are you doing?

Uh...

I'm-I'm sorry, um...

It's just, you seemed so
secretive about it

and I wanted...

You wanted to know
what was in it.

Don't you remember what
curiosity did to the cat?

It got her a
pretty awesome present.

It was my mom's.

I've been waiting for
a special occasion,

but I guess this is
as special as any.

Um...

I'm never taking this off.

Why didn't you tell me you
saw this creep kiss me?

Figured it was up
to you to tell me.

I didn't know
why you were upset.

You were tormenting me by
not saying anything.

And you know what? I'm so over
this "man of few words" act.

Well, why wouldn't you
tell me that this guy

was here extorting you?

Because if anything
bad happened,

I didn't want you
to get in trouble.

It's not like it would
have been your first strike.

And that's the entire reason?

Well, yeah!

What else would there be?

What are you not telling me?

I was embarrassed, okay?

I was ashamed about
what I come from.

You do realize
I live in a trailer.

I'm surrounded by rusty
motorcycles and spare car parts.

But all you've seen me
as is this princess

wearing Sutton's
gorgeous clothes,

and driving her swanky car.

And it was this fantasy,
and I didn't want it to end.

But I knew that
if you saw this--

saw who I really was--

it'd just be over.

That may be the dumbest
thing you've ever said.

Plus, I was afraid
you might kill him.

And I wasn't very far off.
I mean, look at us.

All of a sudden, we're
in a Coen Brothers movie.

He's fine.

I mean, the guy deserves
a lot worse than what he got.

I knew there was someone
in the house when I got up

to get the phone.
The phone?

Who was calling in
the middle of the night?

Las Vegas
Juvenile Detention Center.

You don't think...

Oh, my God... Sutton?

Hey, I'm home.

Sutton?
Rise and shine.

Hello?

Laurel, thank God.
It's Sutton.

Hey, Sutton, are you...
at Ethan's?

No, why would you think that?

Well, you were pretty buzzed
last night and basically

throwing yourself at him by
the end of the night, so...

Hello?

Girls?

Hold on.
Empty sighting.

Hello!

Dude, you gotta come home right
now. Mom and Dad just got back.

Wait, no! I need help.
I'm stuck in Ju...

Come on!

Sorry, you know the rules.
One phone call.

I... No, I-I need to
get a message to somebody.

You don't understand.

Mm-hmm.

Letter's always nice.

Hello, darling.

- You guys are back early.
- We wanted to catch you

in the act of throwing
that big blowout party.

Yes, well, as you can see,
it's all cleaned up.

That's a nice bracelet.
I haven't seen that before.

Yeah. Where'd you get that?

Oh... um...
a little vintage shop downtown.

You always have such a good eye
for jewelry.

Yeah, no kidding.

Where's Sutton?

Probably having breakfast
at the club.

She's such a princess.

Hey, Mom and Dad...

you should know that the girl
living in my room right now

and calling herself "Sutton"
isn't me.

She's stolen my identity,
my family and friends,

and I'm now afraid
of how far she'll go

to keep me from taking
my life back.

What are you looking at?

Didn't we have an old photograph
of Annie Sewell in here?

This isn't because of what that
drunk said

at the conference, is it?

I don't know.

I just can't seem to get her out
of my head for some reason.

I could swear we
had an old photograph.

You know, I haven't
looked at that thing in years.

Hey, one of the pages
has been torn out.

Could've been one of the kids
when they were younger.

What happened to her?

Annie Sewell.

Who knows?

I think she pretty much fell off
the grid.

Annie?

Time for your meds.

Annie?

Ms. Hobbs?

Doctor?

What makes you think I won't go
straight to the cops, tell them

all about Emma's sister scam?
Go ahead.

Something tells me they're gonna
be more interested in you.

Breaking and entering,

extortion, sexual assault.

That's ten to 20, easy.

What are you, a legal expert?

No, I'm an eyewitness, douche.

Okay, so it was definitely
Sutton who called your house.

Apparently, she was sent from
some psych clinic in L.A.

Oh, my God.

Yeah, well, here's the good
news, is they dropped Emma's

assault charges on this idiot.
So, Sutton's being released.

Okay, well, why isn't she
answering the phone?

I've called her and texted her.

Probably took her phone.

Who would post bail
for Emma Becker?

They wouldn't give me
any more information. Sorry.

Wow!

You got both
these dudes whipped.

Must be making it
worth their while, huh?

You want to take a trip
to the hospital, huh?

Hey, hey, relax, relax!

All right.

Okay.

Come on.

Here's the deal.

You're gonna get in this
crapbox and you're gonna go

to whatever hole
you crawled out of.

No stops, no detours.

Oh, and do obey
the speed limits.

If I ever catch you
in Phoenix again...

a prison sentence will be
the least of your worries.

We do hope you've
enjoyed your stay.

Come back and visit anytime.

So, you're seriously
not gonna tell me

who signed to let me out?

Told you, it says "anonymous."
Doesn't happen every day.

You must have friends
in high places.

Yo! Emma!

Get over here!
Hi...

Thought everybody got
one call from Juvie.

Or is that just, like,
urban legend?

Uh, no, that's
true, actually.

Uh-huh. And you don't use yours
to call your best friend?

Bi-atch, you got some 'splaining
to do. Get in the car.

Sorry. Do you remember my,
uh, cousin Norman?

The like, thick-necked--
do you want a chip?--

bull-neck, ex-Marine
homophobic guy

who has like all the
Patti LuPone CDs?

I mean, dude, like, don't ask,

don't tell,
just don't kid yourself.

Uh... right... No...

He works Juvie security,

and he found out that
you were getting sprung.

So, lucky for you,
I was able to go home,

and, uh, jumpstart
the ol' Pequod.

Thanks, Lexi, for not leaving me
on the side of the road

in the desert
and having to walk home.

Right, thank you.

It's cool.

Dude, what happened to

"I'm gonna call you
every three days," huh?

Did you hear from You-Know-Who?

Do you know what
your next move is gonna be?

It's cool. You can just tell
me everything while we drive.

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