The Loud House (2016–…): Season 3, Episode 24 - Predict Ability/Driving Ambition - full transcript
Lincoln finds out he has rituals, but he worries he's predictable so he vows to change it up. When Lori finds out that the golf coach from her dream college is coming to see her play, she develops the yips.
- ♪ Crashing through
the crowded halls ♪
♪ Dodging girls
like Ping-Pong balls ♪
♪ Just to reach the bathroom
on time ♪
♪ Leaping over laundry piles
♪ Diapers you can smell
for miles ♪
♪ Guy's got to do
what he can to survive ♪
- ♪ In the Loud house
♪ In the Loud house
- ♪ Duck, dodge, push,
and shove ♪
♪ Is how we show our love
- ♪ In the Loud house,
in the Loud house ♪
- ♪ One boy and ten girls
♪ Wouldn't trade it
for the world ♪
- ♪ Loud, Loud, Loud
♪ Loud house
- Poo-poo.
[upbeat music]
♪
- Lori Loud
putting on the 18th hole.
If she sinks this,
Royal Woods will
beat Hazeltucky
for the fourth year in a row.
[drum roll]
♪
[cheers and applause]
- Yes!
- Nice game, Loud.
I don't know what
I'm gonna do next year
after you graduate.
You have been the heart
and soul of this team
for four years.
- [laughs softly]
Thanks, Coach Hutch.
- Speaking of next year,
you still got your eyes
on Fairway University?
- Yes.
It's literally my dream.
I'm just not sure I have
the grades to get in.
- Well, I think you have
the golf skills to get in.
As a matter of fact,
I've invited Coach Niblick
from Fairway to come
watch your next game.
- [honks]
- [laughs]
I'll take that as a thumbs up.
- Fairway University
boasts a tradition
of academic excellence,
and a golf program as old
as our great nation.
At Fairway,
we live and breathe golf
24/7.
- And the cubed root
of 64 is...
- Four!
[all gasp]
- [sighs]
Doesn't it look amazing?
You know what the best part is?
It's only a few miles
outside the city,
so I'll be close to Bobby.
- Well, this calls
for a celebration.
I'll make a cake--no, wait.
Par-faits.
[laughs] Get it?
- Good one, Dad, but let's not
get ahead of ourselves.
The coach is coming
to watch my next game.
If he offers me a spot,
then we can celebrate.
Can you imagine?
My life is literally
going to be perfect.
First, I'll graduate
from Fairway,
then Bobby and I
will get married,
and he'll take care
of our kids,
all 11 of them,
while I travel the world
on the
professional golf tour.
[rousing music]
crowd: [chanting]
Lori! Lori!
- Lori? Lori?
- Huh? What?
- Lori, I was just thinking.
How about I be your caddy
for the big tournament?
- Aww, that's so nice
of you, Lincoln.
What's the catch?
- No catch.
I wanna learn to caddy.
Rusty did it last summer and
made a ton of money in tips.
So, what do you say?
- Sure, why not?
Just be careful with the clubs.
They used to be Pop Pop's.
[crash]
- [sheepish laugh]
Oops.
[grunting]
- Okay, let's get this
practice under way.
Lori, you're up.
- [grunts]
- Lincoln, my driver, please.
- I thought I was your caddy.
- No, I mean the club
called the driver.
- Ah.
- That's a putter.
- You didn't tell me
it was hiding.
[crowd gasps]
Take a mulligan.
Try again.
We'll call that a warm-up shot.
- [yelps]
[crowd gasps]
[ball thunks]
[man groans]
- What is up
with my game today?
- Aww, don't worry
about it, champ.
Just keep a cool head.
[upbeat music]
♪
- [inhales]
[chomping sound]
[screams]
♪
- [screams]
- [screams]
- [grunting]
[angry grunting]
[sighs heavily]
[groans]
Nice going, Lori.
- Uh, everything okay, Lori?
- No, it's literally terrible!
My whole future is riding on
this huge tournament tomorrow,
and my game is falling apart!
There's too much pressure!
[hyperventilates]
- I can help!
- I can help!
- [sniffs]
Really?
- Yeah, I'm used to dealing
with pressure in sports.
- Same with me and pageants.
- And me with gigs.
- Wow.
That would be awesome,
you guys.
- Sweet.
Let's hit the golf course
right now.
- [sighs] We can't.
It's closed.
- [loudly]
I've got an idea!
- Lincoln, you're shouting!
- Ah, that's better.
- [inhales, exhales]
[club thonks]
[man groans]
See?
I can't even hold the club.
My hands are too sweaty.
- I know that life.
I remember the end of my
last hoops tournament.
It was a tied game
with one second to go,
and it was all up to me.
The sweat was
flowing like Niagara.
Fortunately,
I had my secret weapon.
Talcum powder keeps
your palms cool and dry.
[epic music]
[crowd cheering]
I made the shot.
We won the championship.
I was a hero.
- Wow, that really helped.
Thanks, Lynn.
Too bad it doesn't
do anything for my shakes.
- I got this one.
Used to be,
whenever I took the stage...
[crowd clapping]
There was a whole lot
of shaking going on,
but I got it under control
with a mantra.
Don't fret.
Just play your set.
[applause]
[heavenly harp music]
♪
Whoo!
[cheers and applause]
[crowd gasps]
- How about,
"Don't overthink it.
Relax and sink it."
[inhales]
Don't overthink it.
Relax and sink it...
[gasps]
It's working.
No more shakes!
[heartbeat thudding]
Now I just need to stop my
heart from beating like crazy.
- I can relate.
There I was,
about to perform
at the Little Miss
Cheese Curd Pageant.
My heart was going
a mile a minute,
but I was able
to calm myself down
by using 4-7-8 breathing.
Breathe in for four seconds,
hold it in for seven,
then breathe out for eight.
[crowd cheering]
- Cheese!
Cheese!
- Yes!
- [inhales, exhales]
Wow, that does help.
You guys are the best.
- Now, let's see you
put it all together.
- [inhales, exhales]
Don't overthink it.
Relax and sink it.
[rousing music]
- Whoo-hoo, Lori!
- Yeah!
- You did it!
- Good job, Lori!
[all chattering excitedly]
I'll get the ball.
Whoa--help!
[crowd cheering]
- This is Coach Niblick
from Fairway University.
- Uh...
[honks]
- I think that means
she's excited to meet you.
- Right back at you, Lori.
Say, here's a little
something from Fairway.
Look forward to
seeing you play today.
This could be the start
of a bright future.
Future, future, future...
- Babe, you still
wearing that old visor?
I thought it brought back
bad memories.
- [screams]
Who are you?
- [chuckles]
Very funny, babe.
We've only been
married 28 years,
I'll never forget
the day we met--
right after you blew
that golf tournament,
didn't get into Fairway
and broke up with that guy.
What was his name?
Bee-bop-bear?
Ah!
[whimpers]
- Uh, Lori?
You okay?
- Oh, yeah.
I'm fine.
- Ooh, I got that.
- [gasps]
[heartbeat thudding]
Stay focused.
You can do this.
Talcum powder.
More.
More!
[coughs]
Don't overthink it.
Relax and sink it.
Don't overthink it.
Relax and sink it!
Don't overthink it!
Relax and sink it!
It's not doing anything.
- Breathe.
- Right.
Right.
2-3-4 breathing.
[inhales, exhales]
[inhales]
Ugh, it's not working.
Wait, was it 7-8-9?
[inhales]
[panting]
Oh.
[whimpering]
- Eh, she'll be okay.
Just a few jitters.
[chuckles]
You can do this, Lori!
[uneasy music]
[whimpers]
- Come on, Lori!
- Send it for a ride, Lori!
♪
[all yelp]
[woman yelps]
[cow moos]
[car alarm trips]
- Oww!
[crash]
[somber piano music]
- [sobbing]
- Aww, come on, Lori.
It's not all bad.
At least, uh,
we're getting a nice walk in.
- [bawls]
- Sweetie, what's going on?
- If I blow this match,
my whole future is shot,
so of course,
now I'm blowing it!
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Don't be so hard
on yourself, honey.
Look, life
doesn't work like that.
You get plenty of chances.
- Yeah.
And if you don't
get into Fairway,
something else will work out.
You're a terrific person,
and you're gonna have
a terrific life.
- [sighs]
Do you really think so?
[sniffs]
Thanks, you guys.
Lincoln, my 9 iron, please.
I've got
a tournament to finish.
- You know what?
I think a pitching wedge
might be better for this hole.
- Hey, you're getting good
at this.
- [yelps, grunts]
[drum roll]
- [inhales, exhales]
[upbeat music]
♪
Yes!
♪
[crowd cheers]
Yes!
[crowd cheers]
[disappointed sigh]
- That was an amazing comeback.
- Thanks, Mom.
Too bad Coach Niblick
didn't see it.
But you guys were right.
I'll be okay,
even if I don't go to Fairway.
- Who says you're
not going to Fairway?
- Coach Niblick?
I thought you left
because I was such a disaster.
- Well, I was going to leave,
but you broke my windshield.
[truck beeping]
But I'm glad I stayed.
Lori, you're a great golfer
who doesn't give up,
just like George Washington!
I am officially
offering you a spot
on Fairway's golf team.
- [honks]
- That means she'll take it.
- And Mr. and Mrs. Loud,
I'm officially offering you
the bill for my windshield.
[both honk]
- Hey, that's where
she gets it from!
- ♪ Cramped inside
this tiny space ♪
♪ May sound bad
but ain't the case ♪
♪ In the Loud house
- ♪ Loud house
- ♪ Duck and dodge
and push and shove ♪
♪ That's the way we show
our love in the Loud house ♪
- ♪ Loud house
♪ Laundry piles
stacked up high ♪
♪ Hand-me-downs
that make me cry ♪
♪ Stand in line
to take a pee ♪
♪ Never any privacy
♪ Chaos with 11 kids
♪ That's the way
it always is ♪
♪ In the Loud house
the crowded halls ♪
♪ Dodging girls
like Ping-Pong balls ♪
♪ Just to reach the bathroom
on time ♪
♪ Leaping over laundry piles
♪ Diapers you can smell
for miles ♪
♪ Guy's got to do
what he can to survive ♪
- ♪ In the Loud house
♪ In the Loud house
- ♪ Duck, dodge, push,
and shove ♪
♪ Is how we show our love
- ♪ In the Loud house,
in the Loud house ♪
- ♪ One boy and ten girls
♪ Wouldn't trade it
for the world ♪
- ♪ Loud, Loud, Loud
♪ Loud house
- Poo-poo.
[upbeat music]
♪
- Lori Loud
putting on the 18th hole.
If she sinks this,
Royal Woods will
beat Hazeltucky
for the fourth year in a row.
[drum roll]
♪
[cheers and applause]
- Yes!
- Nice game, Loud.
I don't know what
I'm gonna do next year
after you graduate.
You have been the heart
and soul of this team
for four years.
- [laughs softly]
Thanks, Coach Hutch.
- Speaking of next year,
you still got your eyes
on Fairway University?
- Yes.
It's literally my dream.
I'm just not sure I have
the grades to get in.
- Well, I think you have
the golf skills to get in.
As a matter of fact,
I've invited Coach Niblick
from Fairway to come
watch your next game.
- [honks]
- [laughs]
I'll take that as a thumbs up.
- Fairway University
boasts a tradition
of academic excellence,
and a golf program as old
as our great nation.
At Fairway,
we live and breathe golf
24/7.
- And the cubed root
of 64 is...
- Four!
[all gasp]
- [sighs]
Doesn't it look amazing?
You know what the best part is?
It's only a few miles
outside the city,
so I'll be close to Bobby.
- Well, this calls
for a celebration.
I'll make a cake--no, wait.
Par-faits.
[laughs] Get it?
- Good one, Dad, but let's not
get ahead of ourselves.
The coach is coming
to watch my next game.
If he offers me a spot,
then we can celebrate.
Can you imagine?
My life is literally
going to be perfect.
First, I'll graduate
from Fairway,
then Bobby and I
will get married,
and he'll take care
of our kids,
all 11 of them,
while I travel the world
on the
professional golf tour.
[rousing music]
crowd: [chanting]
Lori! Lori!
- Lori? Lori?
- Huh? What?
- Lori, I was just thinking.
How about I be your caddy
for the big tournament?
- Aww, that's so nice
of you, Lincoln.
What's the catch?
- No catch.
I wanna learn to caddy.
Rusty did it last summer and
made a ton of money in tips.
So, what do you say?
- Sure, why not?
Just be careful with the clubs.
They used to be Pop Pop's.
[crash]
- [sheepish laugh]
Oops.
[grunting]
- Okay, let's get this
practice under way.
Lori, you're up.
- [grunts]
- Lincoln, my driver, please.
- I thought I was your caddy.
- No, I mean the club
called the driver.
- Ah.
- That's a putter.
- You didn't tell me
it was hiding.
[crowd gasps]
Take a mulligan.
Try again.
We'll call that a warm-up shot.
- [yelps]
[crowd gasps]
[ball thunks]
[man groans]
- What is up
with my game today?
- Aww, don't worry
about it, champ.
Just keep a cool head.
[upbeat music]
♪
- [inhales]
[chomping sound]
[screams]
♪
- [screams]
- [screams]
- [grunting]
[angry grunting]
[sighs heavily]
[groans]
Nice going, Lori.
- Uh, everything okay, Lori?
- No, it's literally terrible!
My whole future is riding on
this huge tournament tomorrow,
and my game is falling apart!
There's too much pressure!
[hyperventilates]
- I can help!
- I can help!
- [sniffs]
Really?
- Yeah, I'm used to dealing
with pressure in sports.
- Same with me and pageants.
- And me with gigs.
- Wow.
That would be awesome,
you guys.
- Sweet.
Let's hit the golf course
right now.
- [sighs] We can't.
It's closed.
- [loudly]
I've got an idea!
- Lincoln, you're shouting!
- Ah, that's better.
- [inhales, exhales]
[club thonks]
[man groans]
See?
I can't even hold the club.
My hands are too sweaty.
- I know that life.
I remember the end of my
last hoops tournament.
It was a tied game
with one second to go,
and it was all up to me.
The sweat was
flowing like Niagara.
Fortunately,
I had my secret weapon.
Talcum powder keeps
your palms cool and dry.
[epic music]
[crowd cheering]
I made the shot.
We won the championship.
I was a hero.
- Wow, that really helped.
Thanks, Lynn.
Too bad it doesn't
do anything for my shakes.
- I got this one.
Used to be,
whenever I took the stage...
[crowd clapping]
There was a whole lot
of shaking going on,
but I got it under control
with a mantra.
Don't fret.
Just play your set.
[applause]
[heavenly harp music]
♪
Whoo!
[cheers and applause]
[crowd gasps]
- How about,
"Don't overthink it.
Relax and sink it."
[inhales]
Don't overthink it.
Relax and sink it...
[gasps]
It's working.
No more shakes!
[heartbeat thudding]
Now I just need to stop my
heart from beating like crazy.
- I can relate.
There I was,
about to perform
at the Little Miss
Cheese Curd Pageant.
My heart was going
a mile a minute,
but I was able
to calm myself down
by using 4-7-8 breathing.
Breathe in for four seconds,
hold it in for seven,
then breathe out for eight.
[crowd cheering]
- Cheese!
Cheese!
- Yes!
- [inhales, exhales]
Wow, that does help.
You guys are the best.
- Now, let's see you
put it all together.
- [inhales, exhales]
Don't overthink it.
Relax and sink it.
[rousing music]
- Whoo-hoo, Lori!
- Yeah!
- You did it!
- Good job, Lori!
[all chattering excitedly]
I'll get the ball.
Whoa--help!
[crowd cheering]
- This is Coach Niblick
from Fairway University.
- Uh...
[honks]
- I think that means
she's excited to meet you.
- Right back at you, Lori.
Say, here's a little
something from Fairway.
Look forward to
seeing you play today.
This could be the start
of a bright future.
Future, future, future...
- Babe, you still
wearing that old visor?
I thought it brought back
bad memories.
- [screams]
Who are you?
- [chuckles]
Very funny, babe.
We've only been
married 28 years,
I'll never forget
the day we met--
right after you blew
that golf tournament,
didn't get into Fairway
and broke up with that guy.
What was his name?
Bee-bop-bear?
Ah!
[whimpers]
- Uh, Lori?
You okay?
- Oh, yeah.
I'm fine.
- Ooh, I got that.
- [gasps]
[heartbeat thudding]
Stay focused.
You can do this.
Talcum powder.
More.
More!
[coughs]
Don't overthink it.
Relax and sink it.
Don't overthink it.
Relax and sink it!
Don't overthink it!
Relax and sink it!
It's not doing anything.
- Breathe.
- Right.
Right.
2-3-4 breathing.
[inhales, exhales]
[inhales]
Ugh, it's not working.
Wait, was it 7-8-9?
[inhales]
[panting]
Oh.
[whimpering]
- Eh, she'll be okay.
Just a few jitters.
[chuckles]
You can do this, Lori!
[uneasy music]
[whimpers]
- Come on, Lori!
- Send it for a ride, Lori!
♪
[all yelp]
[woman yelps]
[cow moos]
[car alarm trips]
- Oww!
[crash]
[somber piano music]
- [sobbing]
- Aww, come on, Lori.
It's not all bad.
At least, uh,
we're getting a nice walk in.
- [bawls]
- Sweetie, what's going on?
- If I blow this match,
my whole future is shot,
so of course,
now I'm blowing it!
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Don't be so hard
on yourself, honey.
Look, life
doesn't work like that.
You get plenty of chances.
- Yeah.
And if you don't
get into Fairway,
something else will work out.
You're a terrific person,
and you're gonna have
a terrific life.
- [sighs]
Do you really think so?
[sniffs]
Thanks, you guys.
Lincoln, my 9 iron, please.
I've got
a tournament to finish.
- You know what?
I think a pitching wedge
might be better for this hole.
- Hey, you're getting good
at this.
- [yelps, grunts]
[drum roll]
- [inhales, exhales]
[upbeat music]
♪
Yes!
♪
[crowd cheers]
Yes!
[crowd cheers]
[disappointed sigh]
- That was an amazing comeback.
- Thanks, Mom.
Too bad Coach Niblick
didn't see it.
But you guys were right.
I'll be okay,
even if I don't go to Fairway.
- Who says you're
not going to Fairway?
- Coach Niblick?
I thought you left
because I was such a disaster.
- Well, I was going to leave,
but you broke my windshield.
[truck beeping]
But I'm glad I stayed.
Lori, you're a great golfer
who doesn't give up,
just like George Washington!
I am officially
offering you a spot
on Fairway's golf team.
- [honks]
- That means she'll take it.
- And Mr. and Mrs. Loud,
I'm officially offering you
the bill for my windshield.
[both honk]
- Hey, that's where
she gets it from!
- ♪ Cramped inside
this tiny space ♪
♪ May sound bad
but ain't the case ♪
♪ In the Loud house
- ♪ Loud house
- ♪ Duck and dodge
and push and shove ♪
♪ That's the way we show
our love in the Loud house ♪
- ♪ Loud house
♪ Laundry piles
stacked up high ♪
♪ Hand-me-downs
that make me cry ♪
♪ Stand in line
to take a pee ♪
♪ Never any privacy
♪ Chaos with 11 kids
♪ That's the way
it always is ♪
♪ In the Loud house