The Last Post (2017–…): Season 1, Episode 2 - Episode #1.2 - full transcript

This isn't Aldershot, is it?

I can't tell you how happy that makes me.

Captain Page came to say goodbye.

What am I going to do without you?

I think you should put some
effort into being Mrs Laithwaite.

I'm just not one of the boys, Al.

I'm so glad I'm married to you.

What a funny thing to say.

Such close relationships
we make in army life,

but we pack up and we move on.

Abdul Kadir Hakim -- he'll do
anything to get rid of the British.



Come back, sir!

I want a search party out, now!

Tony...

Yusra.

SHE SOBS

INSECTS CHIRP

Aye, you just told me.

You're going to go and make
yourself a cup of tea. You just...

No, not for me, Dad, thanks.

I'm 2,000 miles away, Dad, remember?

Listen, I just called to say that, erm...

It's...

It's Alex, Dad.

It's your son.



Well, I just called to say that I'm, eh...

Yep. Yeah, I remember the
old songs. Of course I do.

♪ There was a soldier

♪ A Scottish soldier who wandered far away

♪ And soldiered far away

♪ There was none bolder

♪ With good broad shoulder, he...

♪ He fought in many a fray

♪ And fought and won. ♪

Dad? Dad?

HE SOBS

How is he?

HE EXHALES He's fine, aye.

Nobody ever died of a lost memory.

Are you ready for this, Dimarco?

Born for it.

You, Sarge?

Aye. Let's go.

Let's get this done.

This one's for Nick Page.

ENGINE ROARS

HE SIGHS

Where are you going?

Work.

Where's Mummy?

She's in hospital having the baby.

Yusra will look after you.

Is the baby going to live here?

HE CHUCKLES

Yes. You, me, Mummy and the baby.

We can play soldiers when I get back.

Promise?

On parade 1800 hours, Corporal Markham.

Mmm.

Back to sleep.

SHE SIGHS

Oh, no. What time is it?

Early.

A good wife would have
been... would have been up

and cooked her husband breakfast.

You've got seven minutes.

What time will you be home?

I'm not sure. It's best if
you don't know too much.

But you'll be home for tea?

Hmm? Mmm, mm-hmm.

What shall I make?

Ah, you decide.

It's not plugged in.

Oh, it won't take too long.

I have to go. Mmm.

Sorry.

Corporal Stoneham, he
says it is time to go.

HE TAKES A DEEP BREATH

HE CLEARS HIS THROAT

Look after him.

Of course.

SOBBING AND MOANING

SHE SCREAMS

BABIES CRY

SHE PANTS Terribly sorry.

MOANING

Aden, where East meets West --

vital as an oil refinery,

as well as a Gulf trade route.

The beach here at Aden is lovely.

The sand is warm, and the sharks

are not always hungry.

GUNFIRE

The occasional outbreaks
of violence are caused by

what are officially called
dissident tribesmen.

As long as there's trouble,
there must be troops.

The Queen has full
confidence in Aden's future,

describing it as the perfect
example of Colonial rule.

The raid party will be landing as I
speak, including Baxter and Dimarco.

Their objective -- to capture one man.

The target's code name is Starfish.

He's brutal, he's clever...

His real name is Abdul Kadir Hakim,

and we believe he's responsible
for the murder of Captain Page.

Now, we've received intelligence
that Starfish will be at a remote

farmhouse here, which the raid
party will storm at 1300 hours.

Our job is to rendezvous
upcountry with the raid party

on the other side of the mountain,
where they'll be handing

Starfish over to us for escort back here.

We'll be in two Land
Rovers travelling in convoy.

Captain Martin will command
the second Land Rover.

Now, we'll have to use the
Dhala Road, I'm afraid.

We've no choice about the route.

Just seven miles of it.

We will maintain complete radio
silence from the moment we leave

this base, and it stays that way
until we return with the prisoner.

This operation cannot be compromised.

If one Land Rover gets into
bother, the orders are clear --

the other continues to the
rendezvous at all costs, sir.

(If we make it that far.)

What's that, Stoneham?

Nothing, sir. Sorry, sir.

Good.

Oh, one more thing, erm...

There's a reporter coming with us,

so tomorrow the world will
know what a damn good job

the Royal Military Police is doing.

- Sir.
- Sir.

Prepare the vehicles.
Await my orders to leave.

Dismissed.

Sir?

Orchover?

Is it a girl or boy?

Erm...

No news yet. We don't know.

LIGHTER CLICKS

HE EXHALES

MARY PANTS

I'm afraid I don't think
there's time for that.

Cleanliness is next to
godliness. I make the rules here.

SHE SCREAMS

WHIMPERING

[Left, right, left,
right, left, right, left!]

[Left, right, left,
right, left, right, left!]

♪ Love letters straight from... ♪

[Help! Help!]

[Help!]

Help! HELP!

Help!

I like your nightie.

Oh, er, it's...

Frilly.

Yes.

SHE INHALES AND EXHALES

Is he good at fucking?

Your handsome husband.

Oh...

Why aren't the raid party
bringing in Starfish themselves?

They're on foot.

Why?

It was going to be 1 Para,

but the terrain makes a
parachute drop impossible,

and the chopper's too noisy,

so it's a speed-march in from the coast.

Royal Marine Commandos?

Oh. They do exist, then.

It's a great honour for any
member of this regiment to serve

with the SAS.

Captain Page was halfway between
leaving us and joining them

when he was killed.

They've asked for us to do this with them.

It's a tribute?

Yes. That's exactly what it is.

Weapons party, weapons in the hangar, now!

Weapons party, weapons in the hangar, now!

What?

Ed, have a word. Make
sure he's ready for this.

Sir.

Lance Corporal Armstrong, let's
have a look at that ankle of yours.

The Dhala Road, sir...

Yeah, sometimes it's better to
just get on and do something

and not talk about it.

Sir. Sorry, sir.

Everything I know about soldiering,
I've learned from Orchover.

No harm in asking your
corporal for advice.

OK, men, two minutes to zero hour.

- Does this hurt?
- Yeah.

- Here?
- Yes.

- This?
- Ow!

Well, you're not fit for this.

You're going to have to stay
here and hold the fort with me.

Er, it's not anywhere in
battle-dress regulations,

but there's a convention that one
roll up from the elbow is right.

It's not. It isn't enough.

I go a whole roll higher -- that
takes you clear of the muscle,

then the arm has maximum
freedom of movement.

People laugh at me,

but it can mean a quarter of
a second quicker reloading.

I've seen fatal delay.

I know what a quarter
of a second can mean.

GUN CLICKS

Load up!

HORN HONKS

It's the reporter.

It's the Seven Dwarves.

Which Jeep am I in?

HE CLEARS HIS THROAT

Yusra, I came to thank you.

I'm alone. You must go.

It's dangerous for me.

Look, if you don't want
me to talk to you again,

just tell me now and I won't.

No-one can know I helped
you escape. Promise me.

How did you know it was a scorpion?

Well, it's always a scorpion,

unless it's a snake.

Oh, I had a snake my first week here.

Where was it?

Oh, you have to check every time.

Where?

Bottom of the bed.

SHE SCREAMS, LAUGHTER

MARY SCREAMS

There's a little blood.

SCREAMING

You have to push! This
baby has to be born now!

SHE WHIMPERS

PANTING

That's it.

There, there. There we
are. The baby's out.

BABY CRIES It's OK.

Fetch the doctor.

BABY CRIES

Where's my baby?

Is it all right?

SHE GROANS, SPLASH

Oh...

This is Mary Markham's. SHE SIGHS

You should be naked in bed
with your brand-new husband.

There'll be a time for nighties.

Where are they going today?

Upcountry, which is a euphemism.

Well, it's best we don't know too much.

Is that what he said?

In case the NLF kidnap
us, and tie us to a tree,

and take away our virtue, and
force us to tell them battle plans

we've been discussing with our husbands?

Hmm...

Do you love him?

Of course.

In every breath and between every breath?

Yes.

You must love Ed very much.

Why do you say that?

I don't know,

just the way you talk about love.

SHE CHUCKLES

MUSIC: Love Letters by Ketty Lester

Quickly, we're coming through!

Ah!

Call him Peter.

- Doctor?
- Yes?

The baby -- Peter.

My husband, Major Markham,

I don't want him worrying.

- Please don't tell him.
- Mmm...

SHE BREATHES HEAVILY

It's only seven miles, Stoneham.

It'll be over before you know it.

You sit up front.

Thank you.

CAR DOORS SLAM, GUNS CLICK

Foot down. Straight ahead.

Don't look at anything
other than the road, OK?

Let's go!

GUNSHOTS Contact front!

GUNFIRE

GUNFIRE

First time?

We're behind time. Mile and a half.

We'll run in. Move!

Let's go, let's go, let's go!

- Are you all right?
- Yes, sir.

So pick it up. Come on. Come on.

- Nine hours, we calculate...
- Sir?

.. that you were out there.

Yes, sir.

Erm... Did anyone help you in any way?

No. Nobody.

You stayed away from people?

That's right.

Good.

Sir, I can't feel my foot...

Oh, no, that's good. You keep it in there.

FAN WHIRS

SHE SPEAKS ANOTHER LANGUAGE

DOOR OPENS

They're here.

MUSIC: A World Of Our Own by The Seekers

My dresses!

No more frilly nighties for you.

♪ Close the door Light the light

♪ We're staying home tonight

♪ Far away... ♪

We should go to the club.

The club?

The BP Club. Let's go.

Oh, but the men'll be back soon and...

You can swim and lie in the sun and
come back glowing for your Joe.

♪ In a world of our own

♪ We'll build a world of our
own that no-one else can share

♪ All our sorrows we'll
leave far behind... ♪

Ally?

Alison?

♪ And I know you will find... ♪

HE SIGHS ♪ There'll be peace of mind

♪ When we live in a world of our own

♪ Oh, my love Oh, my love

♪ I've cried for you so much

♪ Lonely nights without sleeping

♪ While I longed for your touch

♪ Now your lips can erase
the heartache I've known

♪ Come with me to a world of our own

♪ We'll build a world of our
own that no-one else can share

♪ All our sorrows we'll
leave far behind us there

♪ And I know you will find... ♪

Did you know Nick Page well?

Yes.

It was hard for Joe, anyway,
following in his footsteps,

and now he's dead it's even harder...

ENGINE ROARS Really? Oh! Oh, my.

♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh... ♪

Bring the squad to a halt!

HE PANTS

What's that?

It's my father, sir.

Nothing that can identify a
soldier comes with us, ever.

We don't exist.

Show me your feet.

- I'm fine, sir...
- Boots off, soldier.

HE GROANS

It's just blisters, sir.

Jesus Christ.

I didn't want to let anyone down, sir.

You didn't want to let your regiment down.

I'll be fine, sir.

I can't tell you how many deaths I've seen

caused by pride masquerading as bravery.

We won't make it to the
target on time, sir.

We will.

Packs off!

Swap out.

Two hours -- we'll be back for you.

No... Sarge, just get me
a beer later, all right?

MUSIC: The Very Thought
Of You by Tony Bennett

♪ Face in every flower... ♪

LAUGHTER Johnny, get over here!

♪ Your eyes in stars above... ♪

Oh, what's that smell?

Fish and chips, gin, Ambre Solaire...

This is my favourite place in the world.

Who's that?

Harvey Tilbrook.

What does he do?

He says he's a BP man.

- He says?
- He's not.

How do you know he's not?

Oilmen never take their jackets off.

So what does he really do?

(He's a big fat spy.)

Ah! Lassie or Elvis?

Hello, Harvey. What are you talking about?

With Mrs M still in hospital,
you're in charge of Christmas,

and the club needs to know
the Christmas afternoon film.

The Third Man.

THEY LAUGH

This is Joe Martin's wife.

Nick Page's replacement,

so actually it's you
in charge of Christmas.

Your husband outranks her husband.

Hmm... I hear you work for BP.

My husband swears by BP.

We almost ran out of
petrol once in Norfolk

because he wouldn't
stop at an Esso garage.

16 miles south of Cromer on the A14.

Can we get a drink while you two
talk about roads in East Anglia?

The usual, Clive.

Certainly, ma'am.

Oh, a bitter lemon.

With a twist?

Yes, please.

You stick a double in
that and put it on my tab.

HE PANTS

SHE WHIMPERS

VOICE SHAKING: I can't
seem to stop shivering.

You're cold because that's what
happens when you lose blood.

It's not...

It... It's not...

Could I have a word, Doctor?

Oh...

- It's not stopping.
- I can see that.

- Well, perhaps Colonel Amery...
- No, I can fix this.

How?

Get the anaesthetist. Let's get her under.

- For what?
- Hysterectomy.

- But Colonel Amery...
- Just get the anaesthetist, Nurse.

Take up defensive positions.

CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS

It's a Land Rover... CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS

.. not a Jeep.

SHE CHUCKLES

I could show you around.

Sure. What?

The Land Rover, it...

The door comes off, so when
you're jumping in and out

you don't have to bother about a
door to open and close all the time.

DOOR CLATTERING Slow down.

Relieve Orchover, Stoneham.

If anything happens out
here, you're on your own.

We have responsibility for each other,

but not for you.

Thank you.

It makes a change not to be
patronised by a man in uniform,

and it makes my job of reporting
on who you kill and how and why,

so much easier.

CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS

And now he wants to
perform a hysterectomy.

Oh. Who's the doctor?

- Dr Rankin.
- Hmm...

It's not lack of experience in
junior doctors that kills patients,

it's pride. Who is she?

Her name's Mary Markham.

- Oh, my God!
- You know her?

- I was at Sandhurst with
Harry Markham. - Oh...

We're in, sir.

- For what?
- Hysterectomy.

- Close her up.
- Sir?

Get me six feet of rolled
bandage, soak it in iodine

and fold it three times.

- Sir... - A big hole in the
groin from a piece of shrapnel

and it wouldn't stop bleeding,

so we packed it tight
with every bandage we had.

I mean, we really jammed it in.

MACHINE BEEPS

Sergeant Paul Miller in
Malaya, 2nd of June, 1957.

We're going to do the same
thing with Mary Markham.

What are you all looking at? Move.

BIRDSONG

INSECTS CHIRP

I'm sure it'll be fine, sir.

I don't like us being in
one place for too long.

I meant Mrs Markham.

Right. Yes, of course.

BOTTLE SQUELCHES

Do you want a drink with me some time?

Mmm, mmm...

WAVES LAPPING

I think the answer's yes... about Joe.

In bed?

Mm-hmm.

Good.

That's good.

Of course, it means
he's had other girls --

dress rehearsals for you.

But you need to be the one.

You need to be surprising,

and unpredictable and profound.

DELIGHTED SCREAMING

I want you to be happy.

Let's swim.

MUFFLED, INDISTINCT SPEECH

AIR HISSES

The bleeding's stopped.

Sergeant Miller in Malaya -- did he live?

The risk of infection is high.

But did he live?

Get her husband here now.

- Understood.
- Thank you, Doctor.

It's Mrs Markham, sir.
She's... It's touch and go.

They've asked for the Major.

Let's go.

Load up!

INSECTS CHIRP

HE GRUNTS

BIRDS SQUAWK

I'm sorry about Nick Page.

Can you dive?

No.

I'll teach you.

Come on.

Oh, erm...

All right?

- Yeah. Well, what if there's
something in the...? - Arms up.

- Arms up.
- Arms up.

- Head down.
- Oh, no, hold on, how deep is it?

It's deep enough.

- Oh...
- Kick your legs out.

That's all there is to it.

Ah!

Very good.

What are you doing that for?

The sharks don't like it.

- Oh...
- Huh?

Should have a shark net,
really, but stones seem to work.

Oh, Harvey!

LAUGHTER

Come on.

There we go.

Very graceful.

Alison? Alison!

Whoo! SHE LAUGHS

HE PANTS

INSECTS CHIRP

CANTEEN CLATTERS

DISTANT ENGINE RUMBLES

Ah...

Hey! Armstrong!

Stop, stop, stop!

HE PANTS

Sergeant! Sarge...

HE BREATHES HEAVILY

INSECTS BUZZ

MUSIC PLAYS

MUSIC GROWS LOUDER

MUSIC PLAYS

INSECTS CHIRP

METAL CLATTERS

FLIES BUZZING

GOATS BLEAT

MEN LAUGH

- Retreat! Fire!
- Fall back!

Enemy fire!

Contact front. Fall back to the AOP.

DISTANT GUNFIRE ECHOES

Sir, we should go and find them.

Not our orders.

What if they've got Starfish

and they make it back here and we're gone?

GUNSHOTS RICOCHET

GUNFIRE

- Man down!
- Man down!

GUNFIRE

- Contact rear!
- Contact rear!

GUNFIRE

DISTANT GUNFIRE ECHOES

Dimarco, move!

GUNFIRE Right flanking!

Go! Move! Move!

DISTANT GUNFIRE ECHOES

Let's go.

GUNFIRE

Re-org! Re-org on me!

Re-org! Re-org!

Move! Move!

Ready, ready, ready!

We've got to move. We've got
to move or we'll die here.

GUNFIRE

Shit.

Cliff! Dimarco, move!

Go, go, go!

GUNFIRE

GUNSHOT

Oh, God.

Ready.

- One at a time, go!
- Sir.

GUN CLICKS

GUNSHOT

BODY THUDS

Climb fast. Don't stop. Don't think.

- Sir?
- Dimarco...

I... Look, I don't know how to say this...

What is it?

I'm... I'm frightened of heights, sir.

HORN HONKS

Who the hell is that?

HONKING CONTINUES

Halt!

- Sir...
- Yes.

It's your wife. You need to
turn around and come back now.

GUNSHOT Just don't look down.

MEN YELL IN OWN LANGUAGE

Climb, and don't look...

GUNSHOT Sir!

GUNFIRE

Shit...

GUNFIRE

HE BREATHES HEAVILY

GUNFIRE

GUNSHOTS

DIMARCO GRUNTS

THEY GROAN

Captain...

I can't make this decision...

.. choosing between my wife and my men...

I understand.

You have to make it for me.

We can't leave them out there.

Mary Markham is being looked after.

Let's go.

ENGINES START

GUNFIRE

Ugh, come on...

HE GROANS

GUNFIRE CONTINUES, MEN
YELLING IN OWN LANGUAGE

MAN SPEAKS OWN LANGUAGE

GUN CLICKS

LOUD THUMP, GROANING

MEN SPEAK OWN LANGUAGE

Stop!

No!

Mercy!

FLIES BUZZING

INSECTS CHIRP

Do you believe in God?

Yes.

Good.

Pray.

Our Father, who art in heaven,

hallowed be thy name.

Thy kingdom come,

thy will be done,

on earth, as it is in heaven.

GUN CLICKS

Give us this day

our daily bread,

and forgive us our trespasses,

as we forgive those who
trespass against us...

.. and lead us not into temptation,

but deliver us from evil,

for thine is the kingdom --

the power and the glory are
yours forever and ever.

Amen.

WIND HOWLS

Sir, it's Dimarco...

CAMERA CLICKS You can't do that.

It's my job.

They knew. They know.

It's there for us to see.

It might be an ambush.

Sir, we should do something. Sir?

Miss Franklin!

Miss Franklin...

IN OWN LANGUAGE:

CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS

(Christ...) Baxter, no!

Don't touch it, Sergeant
-- it may be booby-trapped.

SPEAKS IN OWN LANGUAGE

If you were to apply
for compassionate leave,

you'd probably get it, because
you'd be applying to me.

He fought in the Great War, your father?

He doesn't like to talk about it.

Men don't.

There's a photograph of him, in uniform.

He looks...

.. like a...

.. proper soldier.

Perhaps you could show it to me sometime.

I don't have it any more.

But...

.. you could talk to him,
couldn't you? Have you ever...

.. talked to him about it?

- I'll drive you to the hospital, sir.
- Thank you.

GEORGE IMITATES GUNFIRE

Your father likes your
hair combed this way.

Perfect.

Oh, George!

CAR APPROACHES

Daddy's coming! Daddy!

Dad! Daddy!

He's going to see your new baby brother.

But he promised.

DOOR OPENS

DOOR SLAMS

SHE SHOUTS IN ARABIC

I've been learning Arabic,
and my dresses are here.

Have you been drinking?

A little. Oh, Joe, there's
a most wonderful club.

Who did you go with?

Alison Laithwaite. She's a friend already.

- She can't be.
- What? Why?

Her husband is not an easy man,
and I'm superior in rank to him.

- Well, you can sort that out.
- Not if my wife is undermining me!

- What do you mean? - Through her
relationship with Alison Laithwaite.

- Alison doesn't care about
that kind of thing. - I do!

I care.

And it isn't Alison Laithwaite
who's putting her life on the line.

♪ Silent night

♪ Holy night

♪ All is calm

♪ All is bright

♪ Proud young virgin, mother and child

♪ Holy infant, so tender and mild... ♪

Hello, Major. Can I help you?

I'm looking for my wife.

- And the mortuary.
- Right this way.

♪ Sleep in heavenly peace. ♪

BABIES CRY

Peter, this is Daddy.

Hello, Peter.

There. That's your lovely daddy.

Oh, Peter.

Hello, Dad.

It's Alex. It's your son.

Dad, do you mind if I
ask you a few questions?

Yeah. Yeah, I do, I remember.
The old songs, yeah.

You first?

♪ There was a soldier, a Scottish soldier

♪ Who wandered far away,
and soldiered far away... ♪

RECORD PLAYS STATIC

I saw a shooting star.

They're dead.

That's what you're seeing.

A death.

SMASHES

I'll get you another.

- You must be missing him terribly.
- Ed, you don't have to do this.

You don't have anyone else to talk to.

Your wife, she's embarrassing herself.

- And you.
- I'm not embarrassed.

About that reporter -- the world
cannot see the photographs she took.

SHE SPEAKS ARABIC

- Why are you here?
- Because I like you.

- Are you disobeying my order?
- Yes, sir, I am.

After all we've been though,

and who we've lost, I want to make
this Christmas one to remember.

Oh, God!

BANGING