The L Word (2004–2009): Season 2, Episode 1 - Life, Loss, Leaving - full transcript
Five months later. Bette desperately begs for forgiveness from Tina over her affair with Candace, but it falls on deaf ears. But Tina is revealed to be hiding a shocking secret from her friends that she happens to be pregnant again. Meanwhile, Alice and Dana continue to hide their romantic tryst from the others, including Tonya. Jenny finds herself with writers block, and saying an emotional goodbye to Tim as he prepares to leave town for a teaching job back in Ohio. Shane lands a new lover, named Carmen de la Morales, whom she meets at a movie studio while doing hairstyling for her latest client. With Marina gone after learning of her nervous breakdown and her attempted suicide, Kit decides to buy The Planet and continues to have mixed feelings over hanging out with Ivan.
PREVIOUSLY ON THE L WORD...
WHY IS IT SO IMPORTANT
FOR YOU TO BELIEVE
THAT EVERYONE IS SLEEPING
WITH EVERYONE ELSE?
[WHISPERING] BECAUSE THEY ARE.
DO YOU KNOW THE
NEIGHBORS NEXT DOOR?
ARE THEY, UM... A GAY COUPLE?
YEAH, THEY ARE.
BECAUSE I SAW THEM
HAVING SEX IN THEIR POOL.
WE'RE HAVING A PARTY
TOMORROW NIGHT.
YOU AND TIM SHOULD COME.
JENNY, THIS IS MARINA.
YOU GUYS SHOULD TOTALLY
TAKE THE COSMO ROMANCE QUIZ.
[CHUCKLING]
WHERE ARE YOU?
I'M RIGHT HERE.
YOU'RE GETTING MARRIED?
ARE YOU HAPPY?
DON'T ASK ME THAT.
WHY COULDN'T YOU STOP
IT? WHY WAS IT SO HARD?
WHAT HAPPENED BETWEEN
US WAS A TERRIBLE MISTAKE.
DID YOU HEAR WHAT SHE SAID?
WE NEED TO GET A DIVORCE.
ARE YOU FREE ON SATURDAY NIGHT?
I HAVE A DATE.
HAS SHE TOLD YOU
SHE'S A DYKE YET?
I SHOULD PROBABLY
BE THE ONE TO GO.
GENE, NO. I SHOULD GO.
NO,
I DON'T WANT EITHER
OF YOU TO LEAVE.
YOU EVER NOTICE
THAT EVERY TIME SHANE
WALKS INTO A ROOM,
SOMEONE LEAVES CRYING?
I DON'T DO RELATIONSHIPS.
TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT.
IN TERMS OF WHAT
YOU CAN DO FOR ME?
ARE YOU IN LOVE WITH HER?
YEAH.
LEARN TO KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS.
OPEN THE GATE!
I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN!
IT WAS A DELUSION. YOU
FELT THE SAME ABOUT ME.
THAT KIND OF LOVE
DOES NOT EXIST.
WHAT DOES SHANE
HAVE THAT I DON'T HAVE?
SHE HAS NIPPLE CONFIDENCE.
HEY!
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
WHAT IT MEANS TO BE ME.
SO GLAD TO MEET YOU.
I'M TONYA, GUEST LIAISON.
I'M HERE TO TAKE CARE
OF ALL YOUR NEEDS.
I CAN'T BELIEVE
I'M ABOUT TO GO DOWN
ON DANA FAIRBANKS.
THAT GIRL HAS BAD FUCKING VIBES.
WHEN WILL YOU MAKE UP YOUR
MIND BETWEEN DICK AND PUSSY?
I'M LOOKING FOR THE
SAME QUALITIES IN A MAN
AS I AM IN A WOMAN.
BIG TITS.
WE'RE GETTING MARRIED.
YOU CAN'T MARRY TONYA.
LOOK, IF YOU EVER
NEED ANYONE TO TALK TO,
GIVE ME A CALL.
SHE WANTS TO BE YOUR HUSBAND.
IF YOU WERE A MAN, YOU
WOULD BE THE PERFECT MAN.
WOW.
LET'S MAKE A BABY.
I HAVE FOUND THE PERFECT DONOR.
HOW COULD YOU NOT TELL ME
THAT MARCUS ALLENWOOD IS BLACK?
WE'RE GOING TO HAVE A BABY.
I WAS UNABLE TO
LOCATE A HEARTBEAT.
I WAS ONLY 12 WEEKS,
BUT I FEEL LIKE I LOST SOMEONE
I WAS WITH MY WHOLE LIFE.
ALL I WANTED TO DO ALL
DAY LONG IS KISS YOU.
I CAN'T.
YOU CAN'T WHAT, BABE?
TAKE ME SOMEWHERE.
I SAW IT.
I'M SORRY.
FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU!
[♪♪♪]
I CAN'T BELIEVE
THIS IS HAPPENING.
WHEN I DID THIS,
I THOUGHT I HAD A CERTAIN
AMOUNT OF SECURITY.
WHETHER IT WORKED OR NOT...
I THOUGHT BETTE
AND I WERE SOLID.
WHEN WERE YOU
PLANNING TO TELL BETTE?
RIGHT ABOUT NOW...
IF EVERYTHING LOOKED LIKE
IT WAS GOING TO GO WELL,
AND NOTHING WAS
GOING TO GO WRONG
LIKE LAST TIME.
I DIDN'T THINK
BETTE COULD HANDLE
ANOTHER MISCARRIAGE.
NO?
OH, MY.
WELL, LOOK AT YOU.
YEAH, IT SORT OF... JUST POPPED.
I'M NOT READY TO TELL ANYBODY.
I WANT TO KEEP IT TO
MYSELF FOR A WHILE.
WELL, THAT'S NOT GOING
TO BE EASY, MY DEAR.
LOOKS LIKE I'M HAVING
THIS BABY ON MY OWN.
THAT'S A SHAME, TINA.
DON'T SAY THAT.
PEOPLE DO IT ALL THE TIME.
AND YOU'RE OKAY WITH THAT?
I WANT THIS BABY MORE THAN EVER.
[♪♪♪]
I WAS SO HAPPY TO HAVE YOU HERE.
HELLO?
HI.
HEY, WHERE DID YOU GO?
WHAT'S GOING ON?
DAMN IT.
WHY DID I GET THIS ASSIGNMENT?
I AM SO NOT A KNITTER.
WELL, IT'S CRAZY POPULAR,
AND ALL THE FAGS I
KNOW ARE DOING IT.
EVEN SOME OF THE
STRAIGHT BOYS, TOO.
RIGHT, SEE?
MEN SHOULD BE KNITTING,
AND WOMEN SHOULD
BE RUNNING THE WORLD.
THAT'S HOW I SEE IT.
THAT'S WHAT I'M GOING TO WRITE
FOR L.A. MAGAZINE.
IT'S GOOD.
YEAH, GO FOR IT.
THEY'LL LOVE IT.
HOW'S TINA?
WELL, BETTE STILL
HASN'T CALLED HER.
THERE'S SOMETHING REALLY WRONG
WHEN GOD LETS TWO PEOPLE
WHO ARE MEANT TO BE TOGETHER
COME APART LIKE THAT.
YOU BELIEVE IN GOD?
WHAT?
THIS COFFEE TASTES
LIKE POOPY SHIT.
WHERE'S MARINA?
I HAVEN'T SEEN HER FOR DAYS.
I HAVE NO IDEA.
ME NEITHER.
SO, LISTEN, DO YOU, UM...
WANT TO TALK
ABOUT ANYTHING, OR...
BECAUSE THAT'S
WHAT FRIENDS ARE FOR,
IF YOU'D LIKE TO TALK.
I'VE GOT NOTHING TO TALK ABOUT.
SHANE.
WHAT?
OH, QUIT BEING SUCH A LEZ.
YOU'RE JUST BACK
FROM CHERIE JAFFE LAND.
NOTHING'S CHANGED.
I'M STILL ME.
OH, SO YOU STILL
LIVE BY THE CODE.
YOU DON'T DO RELATIONSHIPS.
IT'S NOT A CODE.
IT'S ME.
OH, SHIT.
OH, NO.
I CANNOT TAKE CRUELLA
DE VIL THIS MORNING.
DO SOME...
PRETEND I'M UPSET.
PUT YOUR ARM AROUND ME.
I'LL JUST START
SOBBING, AND, OBVIOUSLY,
IT'LL BE A REALLY
INTIMATE MOMENT.
I MEAN, NO HALFWAY
SENSITIVE PERSON
WOULD EVER DREAM
OF INTERRUPTING.
OH, YOU GUYS.
THIS PLACE IS FALLING APART.
DID YOU GUYS HEAR WHAT
HAPPENED TO MARINA?
WHAT?
A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN,
COMPLETE AND TOTAL.
SHE HAD TO BE HOSPITALIZED.
SHE TRIED TO OFF HERSELF?
SHE CUT HER WRISTS
AT THE BEL AIR HOTEL,
IN THE PENTHOUSE SUITE.
THAT'S HORRIBLE!
SHE WAS WEARING
THAT FABULOUS
DOLCE & GABBANA SUIT,
THE MEN'S CUT.
WE SHOULD SEE HER.
TOO LATE.
SHE'S BACK IN MILAN.
SHE'S A CONTESSA, YOU KNOW.
I KNOW, SHE'S A CONTESSA.
MARINA'S A CONTESSA.
HONEY! HONEY.
HONEY, HONEY, COME HERE.
HI.
I WAS JUST TELLING THE GIRLS
HOW I ALMOST BECAME
YOUR FUTURE EX-WIFE
LAST NIGHT.
I KIND OF FREAKED OUT
WITH THE WEDDING PLANNERS.
EXCUSE ME,
WE NEED A GREEN TEA.
ICED.
ARE YOU OKAY?
HMM?
YEAH.
I'M FREAKED OUT ABOUT MARINA.
OH, YEAH.
THANK GOD FOR THE BELLBOY.
HE CAME IN RIGHT AS
SHE WAS ABOUT TO JUMP.
WAIT, WAIT.
YOU SAID SHE SLIT HER WRISTS.
LOOK AT YOU, ALL SWEATY.
ISN'T IT CUTE
HOW SHE PERSPIRES SO MUCH?
SO HOW'S TINA?
HAS BETTE CALLED YET?
APPARENTLY,
SHE WALKED IN ON THEM IN
THEIR VERY OWN BEDROOM.
OKAY, MISS INSIDE STORY,
HOW DID TINA FIND OUT?
WELL, ACTUALLY, TONYA,
SHE GUESSED,
BECAUSE SHE SAW
THEM TOUCHING HANDS
AND THEN SHE KNEW EVERYTHING.
HOW COULD SHE TELL JUST
BY SEEING THEM TOUCH HANDS?
WOMEN CAN DO THAT.
YEAH, ESPECIALLY DYKES.
WELL, I DON'T KNOW
WHAT BETTE WAS THINKING.
I MEAN, YOU DON'T STEP OUT
ON A WOMAN LIKE TINA
FOR SOMEBODY WHO HAMMERS PLANKS
FOR A LIVING.
WHAT ARE YOU SAYING, TONYA?
THAT IT WOULD HAVE BEEN OKAY
IF CANDACE HAD A BETTER JOB?
GUYS, IT'S NOT OUR BUSINESS.
BUT BETTE LOVES TINA.
THERE'S NO DOUBT ABOUT IT.
SO THEN THEY COULD JUST...
WHY CAN'T THEY WORK IT OUT?
BECAUSE IT'S A SEX THING,
AND BETTE CAN'T HELP IT.
SO IF IT'S JUST A SEX THING,
THEN YOU CAN GET IT
UNDER CONTROL, RIGHT?
WOMEN CAN CONTROL IT.
A MAN SOMETIMES CAN'T
BECAUSE THEY'RE
CONTROLLED BY THEIR PECKERS.
THERE IS NO DIFFERENCE
BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN,
AND THIS IS A PERFECT EXAMPLE,
OR BETTE WOULD
HAVE CALLED IT OFF.
BETTE IS STILL SCHTUPPING
THE CARPENTER?
I FEEL SO AWFUL FOR TINA.
GUYS.
WELL, BETTE BETTER GET
THAT PECKER UNDER CONTROL.
GUYS!
YOU KNOW THOSE
SKINNY JAPANESE ONES?
THEY DON'T REALLY LOOK
LIKE MUSHROOMS, YOU KNOW?
THEY KIND OF LOOK
MORE LIKE NOODLES
OR SOMETHING.
I NEVER KNOW...
WHAT TO DO WITH THEM.
WHAT? OH, I'M SORRY.
I'M SORRY.
WHAT WERE YOU SAYING?
AH, I WAS TALKING
ABOUT MUSHROOMS.
RIGHT, RIGHT, RIGHT.
DO YOU LIKE MUSHROOMS?
SELECTIVELY.
YOU?
UM, THEY REALLY DO SCARE ME.
GOD, I REMEMBER IN THIRD GRADE
THERE WAS THIS BEAUTIFUL GIRL.
GOD. GORGEOUS.
HER NAME WAS MIRIAM,
AND SHE HAD THIS WILD MUSHROOM,
AND JUST WAS IN HOSPITAL
FOR, LIKE, THREE WEEKS,
AND HAD THIS ALLERGIC REACTION,
AND, GOD, SHE MISSED
THE RELAY RACE...
WOW, I'VE NEVER ACTUALLY
SEEN ONIONS ON A STEM BEFORE.
DO THEY TASTE DIFFERENT?
SMELL THEM.
OH.
THAT'S VERY STRONG.
DO YOU WANT TO
FUCK HER RIGHT HERE,
OR DO YOU BOTH
WANT TO COME BACK TO MY PLACE?
HMM?
GENE.
NO, NO, NO, I'M SORRY.
OKAY, WHAT'S GOING ON?
I DIDN'T PRESSURE YOU INTO THIS,
ALL RIGHT?
YOU SAID YOU WANTED
TO KEEP SEEING ME,
SO...
YEAH, I KNOW.
I KNOW, AND I SAID
THAT I LIKE YOU.
WELL, THAT'S REALLY
NICE, YOU KNOW?
I LIKE YOU TOO...
BUT WE DON'T HAVE SEX.
OKAY? THERE IT IS.
I'D LIKE TO BE HAVING SEX
WITH THE WOMAN I COOK FOR,
MAKE MIX TAPES FOR YOU...
YOU DON'T WANT TO
HAVE SEX, AND I KNOW WHY.
IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE
GAY, ALL RIGHT?
THAT'S IT.
I'M SORRY TO BREAK IT TO YOU,
BUT YOU ARE A GIRL-LOVING,
FULL-ON LESBIAN.
I DON'T THINK THAT'S
FOR YOU TO SAY.
WELL, DEAL WITH IT,
ALL RIGHT?
GOOD LUCK.
ARE WE EVER GOING
TO TALK ABOUT THIS?
TALK ABOUT WHAT?
OKAY.
HOLD ON.
IT WAS A MISTAKE, RIGHT?
IF YOU SAY SO.
WELL, WHAT ABOUT YOU?
DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY?
YOU WERE THE ONE
WHO KISSED ME FIRST.
I KIND OF REMEMBER
YOU KISSING ME BACK.
AFTER YOU STARTED IT.
SO IF I WAS TO KISS YOU AGAIN?
OH, YOU KNOW.
OH...
YOU KNOW.
OH, ALICE'LL KNOW.
ALICE, WHAT'S THE...
BOOKING AGENCY,
NOT SMASH BOX, BUT YOU KNOW...
FRED SEGAL HAIR AND MAKEUP?
TONYA, LISTEN, IT'S
COOL, ALL RIGHT?
THE AGENCY IS FINE.
THEY GOT ME A JOB.
[TINA]: WHO'S THE CLIENT?
UM, ARIANNA SOMEONE.
ARIANNA HUFFINGTON?
YEAH. SHE WROTE A BOOK.
SHE'S DOING A BOOK TOUR,
DAVID LETTERMAN,
JAY LENO, BILL O'REILLY?
COME ON.
ARIANNA HUFFINGTON IS 50.
SHE'S NOT REALLY YOUR TYPE.
SHE'S KIND OF FANCY.
I'M DOING HER HAIR, AL.
I'M NOT GOING TO FUCK HER.
OH, BECAUSE THE OLD
SHANE WOULD HAVE.
OH.
WELL, IN THAT
CASE, IF SHE'S HOT...
HONEY,
SHANE IS DOING
ARIANNA HUFFINGTON.
YOU'RE DOING ARIANNA HUFFINGTON?
SHE'S 50, SHANE.
HER HAIR.
OH.
LOOK, IT'S GREAT, SHANE.
IT IS.
IF THINGS GO WELL WITH
ARIANNA HUFFINGTON,
THEN MAYBE YOU CAN
GET SOME FILM CLIENTS.
YOU COULD GO ON LOCATION.
YOU COULD TRAVEL.
YEAH, THAT WOULD BE COOL.
YEAH, THAT'S GREAT.
I'VE GOT TO GO, YOU GUYS.
DON'T WORRY,
I'M NOT GOING TO
ASK TO JOIN YOU.
I KNOW THAT YOU ALL
PROBABLY THINK I'M A MONSTER.
I JUST... I HAVE SOMETHING
THAT I NEED TO SAY TO TINA.
DO YOU WANT US TO GO? NO.
IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING
TO SAY, SAY IT HERE.
TINA...
I DIDN'T TRY TO SEE YOU
OR CALL YOU UNTIL NOW
BECAUSE I WANTED TO MAKE SURE
THAT I COULD DO
WHAT YOU ASKED OF ME.
I PROMISE
I AM NOT EVER GOING
TO SEE HER AGAIN.
I AM NOT EVER GOING
TO SPEAK TO HER AGAIN.
I AM NOT EVER GOING TO
THINK ABOUT HER AGAIN.
I MISS YOU.
MORE THAN THAT.
I NEED YOU.
I DON'T THINK THAT I CAN...
I DON'T THINK THAT I
CAN LIVE WITHOUT YOU.
IT IS COMPLETELY
AND TOTALLY OVER.
WHEN DID YOU END IT?
THIS MORNING.
I TOLD HER THAT YOU
WERE THE LOVE OF MY LIFE,
AND THAT I DIDN'T
KNOW WHAT I WAS DOING,
AND THAT I MUST HAVE
GONE TEMPORARILY INSANE.
DID YOU TELL HER IN
PERSON OR ON THE PHONE?
WHY DOES THAT MATTER?
BECAUSE I DROVE BY
THE HOUSE AT 2:00 A.M.,
AND YOUR CAR WASN'T THERE.
DID YOU FUCK ALL NIGHT
BEFORE YOU TOLD HER
I WAS THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE
THIS MORNING?
[GASPS]
SO RENTALS ARE THE
CASH COW OF THE BUSINESS,
BUT MY REAL LOVE
IS PICTURE CARS.
PICTURE CARS?
YEAH, FOR THE MOVIES.
OH, YEAH.
A DIRECTOR WILL
COME IN AND TELL ME
HE WANTS TO PUT BILLY BOB
IN THE EXACT SOUPED-UP
HEMI UNDER GLASS
BOB RIGGLE DROVE IN
THE STOCK CAR RACES
IN JERSEY WHEN HE
WAS A KID, YOU KNOW?
HE'LL WANT THE
SLICKS AND THE SCOOPS
AND THE PINK PANTHER FLAMES,
EXACTLY LIKE HE
REMEMBERS IT IN HIS HEAD.
IVAN, YOU ARE SPEAKING
A FOREIGN LANGUAGE TO ME...
AND YOU KNOW WHAT
THAT DOES TO A GIRL.
LET'S GO INSIDE.
I GOT SOMETHING I
WANT TO SHOW YOU.
COME ON.
BY DRIVING INTO THE WALL
OF THE HOTEL PARKING GARAGE?
DOESN'T SOUND
LIKE A VERY SERIOUS
SUICIDE ATTEMPT TO ME.
YEAH, BUT THAT'S THE
TALK AT THE PLANET.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
I FEEL SO BAD
BECAUSE I DIDN'T KNOW
SHE WAS HURTING THAT MUCH.
I KNOW, I KNOW.
LET GO AND LET GOD.
OH...
IVAN AYCOCK,
VINTAGE RESTORER TO THE STARS.
THAT'S THE BOMB.
I HAD NO IDEA.
THIS IS YOUR OFFICE.
LOOK, I INVITED YOU HERE
BECAUSE I HAVE A
LITTLE PRESENT FOR YOU.
OH, IVAN, I-I...
IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK.
OPEN IT.
OKAY.
THIS IS A KEY TO MY APARTMENT.
I LIVE TWO BLOCKS
FROM THE PLANET.
I JUST WANT YOU TO
FEEL FREE TO STOP BY
ANYTIME YOU NEED
A BREAK FROM WORK.
OH, IVAN, IT'S NOT
A DONE DEAL YET.
I STILL HAVE TO GO TO
THE BANK TOMORROW
AND HAVE MY MEETING, AND THEN...
I HAVE A LOT TO WORK
OUT WITH MARINA'S FAMILY.
HER MOM IS SOME KIND
OF DAMN CONTESSA.
SHE MAY BE A CONTESSA,
BUT AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED...
KIT, YOU'RE A QUEEN.
DON'T YOU FORGET IT.
WHAT'S THIS ONE FOR?
THAT LOOKS LIKE MY CAR.
SORT OF.
I DID A LITTLE WORK ON IT.
A LITTLE?
A LITTLE RESTORATION
TO HELP YOU CELEBRATE
YOUR GETTING YOUR
LICENSE RESTORED.
NO ONE'S EVER DONE
ANYTHING LIKE THAT FOR ME.
I-I DON'T KNOW HOW TO THANK YOU.
NOT YET.
WHY?
BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT SURE,
AND I WANT YOU TO BE SURE.
COME ON, GORGEOUS,
LET'S GO TAKE IT FOR A SPIN.
COME ON.
WOW.
OOH. OOH, YES.
OH, MY GOD.
IT LOOKS FABULOUS. OH...
WOW.
SO OBERLIN'S
SUPPOSED TO BE A
REALLY GREAT SCHOOL.
YEAH, IT'S A GREAT TEAM.
COACH HASPEL.
YOU KNOW THEY WANT ME
THERE A WEEK FROM MONDAY,
SO I FIGURED I'D GIVE MYSELF
FIVE DAYS TO DRIVE TO OHIO.
RIGHT.
HEY, ARE YOU STILL GOING TO
GET YOUR TEACHING CERTIFICATE?
MAYBE.
DID YOU FIND AN APARTMENT YET?
NO.
IT'S SO DEPRESSING, TIM.
YOU SHOULD STAY HERE.
TAKE OVER THE LEASE.
OH, NO.
I CAN'T AFFORD THE
RENT ON THIS HOUSE.
WHAT ABOUT YOUR NEW JOB?
WAITRESSES AT HANK-59
DO NOT GET PAID THAT MUCH.
THINK ABOUT IT.
YOU KNOW THE RENT'S ALL PAID UP
THROUGH THE END OF THE MONTH.
ARE YOU SERIOUS?
YOU'D ACTUALLY LET ME STAY HERE?
YEAH, WHAT, I'M GOING TO
KICK YOU OUT ON PRINCIPLE?
ARE YOU SERIOUS,
TIM?
THAT WOULD BE AMAZING.
THE THING IS, I JUST...
I NEED TO FOCUS RIGHT
NOW, BECAUSE I'M JUST, LIKE...
AND OKAY... CHARLOTTE BIRCH
IS TEACHING THIS
MASTER CLASS AT C.U.,
AND I'M JUST TRYING
TO GET IN, YOU KNOW.
WHATEVER.
I'M JUST HAVING THE WORST
TIME WITH MY WRITING.
I'M JUST...
I DON'T KNOW.
I'M JUST FEELING
KIND OF BLOCKED.
[KEYBOARD CLICKING]
HOW EVERY TIME ONE PERSON
HAS SEX WITH ANOTHER PERSON,
EACH OF THEIR PREVIOUS
SEXUAL ENCOUNTERS IS EVOKED,
HOW THAT LINKS US ALL
INTO AN INFINITE NETWORK
OF HUMAN CONNECTIONS...
EACH OF THEIR PREVIOUS
SEXUAL ENCOUNTERS IS EVOKED...
HOW THAT LINKS US
INTO AN INFINITE NETWORK
OF HUMAN CONNECTIONS...
WHAT JANE UNDERSTOOD
WAS THAT HER PARENTS
WERE FIGHTING AGAIN.
THEIR HUMAN CONNECTION,
TENUOUS THE NIGHT BEFORE,
NOW WEARING DANGEROUSLY THIN.
DON'T LEAVE.
HEY. HEY, BETTE.
HI, TIM.
I JUST WANT TO SAY GOODBYE.
OH, YEAH?
ARE YOU GOING SOMEWHERE?
OHIO.
OHIO? REALLY?
FOR HOW LONG?
I TOOK A JOB THERE.
I'M LEAVING THE DAY
AFTER TOMORROW.
SO... GOOD LUCK.
SHIT, W... TIM.
I'M... I'M SORRY.
I DIDN'T KNOW YOU
WERE MOVING AWAY.
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
IT'S FINE.
WAIT, YOU'RE MOVING
TO OHIO FOR GOOD?
I DON'T KNOW
IF IT'S FOR GOOD,
BUT YEAH.
LOOK, I JUST...
I'M GLAD I GOT TO KNOW YOU.
I'M GLAD I GOT TO
KNOW YOU TOO, TIM.
I'LL MISS YOU.
YEAH, WHO KNOWS,
MAYBE SOME OTHER POOR
SUCKER WILL MOVE IN HERE
WITH HIS SEXUALLY
CONFUSED GIRLFRIEND,
AND YOU CAN INTRODUCE THEM
TO ONE OF YOUR
PREDATORY FRIENDS,
AND SHE CAN SEDUCE HER,
AND HIS WHOLE
LIFE CAN FALL APART.
YOU KNOW, SHE
TRIED TO KILL HERSELF.
SHE TRIED TO DRIVE HER CAR
OFF THE PCH OR SOMETHING.
MARINA?
I MEAN, I CAN'T BLAME YOU IF
YOU'RE NOT SORRY FOR HER.
NO, I MEAN...
I WOULDN'T WISH THAT ON ANYONE.
YOU JUST...
YOU NEVER EXPECT YOUR LIFE
TO THROW YOU SO
TOTALLY OFF PLAN.
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
YEAH. I THINK I DO.
IS TINA AROUND?
I'D REALLY LIKE TO
SAY GOODBYE TO HER.
NO.
SHE'S NOT HERE.
WELL, IF I DON'T SEE HER,
WOULD YOU TELL
HER I SAID GOODBYE?
YEAH, SURE.
HEY.
[♪♪♪]
HEY.
HEY.
I'M SHANE.
HI, SHANE. I'M ARIANNA.
HEY, ARIANNA.
I LIKE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING.
THANK YOU.
WHAT DO YOU DRESS FOR?
UH... UM... MYSELF...
AND THE GIRLIE SOMETIMES,
BUT MOSTLY ME.
SO YOU'RE GAY?
TOTALLY,
YES.
YOU KNOW,
I WAS AT A DINNER
THE OTHER NIGHT,
AND SOMEONE SAID
THAT DYKES ARE THE NEW FAGS.
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT?
I THINK PEOPLE LIKE
CATEGORIZE THINGS
TOO MUCH.
SO, WHAT'S YOUR BOOK ABOUT?
THIS COUNTRY, POLITICS...
YEAH?
MY IDEAS ABOUT HOW TO
MAKE THE WORLD BETTER.
GOOD FOR YOU.
WHAT ABOUT YOU, SHANE?
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
UM, WELL, I HAVEN'T
REALLY THOUGHT ABOUT IT.
WHAT ABOUT LOVE?
NO, LOVE'S A BITCH.
I'D RATHER JUST HAVE A
GOOD TIME AND MOVE ON.
ALL RIGHT, MISS HUFFINGTON.
HERE'S YOUR SOY LATTE.
UM, CAN I GET YOU ANYTHING?
NO, THANK YOU.
JUST LET ME KNOW
IF YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND.
I'M CARMEN.
HEY, CARMEN. HI.
I'M SHANE.
OKAY.
SEE YOU.
HEY. SORRY.
HI.
DON'T WORRY, I'LL BE FINE.
BUT I SHOULD BE HERE FOR YOU.
GO.
SO ANYWAY,
THIS IS MY DAY JOB.
LAST WEEK,
I P.A.ed AT A
FISCHERSPOONER VIDEO.
COOL.
I KNOW. I DJ, TOO.
I DO LITTLE TEMPLE ON FRIDAYS,
AND THEN I DO A
NIGHT OF OLD SCHOOL,
BODY WAVE, AND ELECTRO AT MRX
EVERY OTHER WEDNESDAY.
VERY COOL.
[LAUGHS]
SO, WHAT ABOUT YOU?
WHAT DO YOU DO
WHEN YOU'RE NOT DOING HAIR?
[LAUGHS]
WHAT DO I DO?
NOTHING MUCH.
HMM.
HANG OUT.
YEAH.
WHATEVER.
OH, YEAH, YEAH.
OKAY.
GOT IT.
WELL...
I'LL CATCH YOU LATER.
ALL RIGHT.
HEY, SHANE.
UM...
DO YOU WANT TO LISTEN
TO SOMETHING REALLY COOL?
[♪♪♪]
SO I HEARD THIS MIX
AT THE KNITTING
FACTORY LAST WEEK,
AND, I MEAN, THIS IS...
THIS IS EXACTLY
WHERE I WANT TO BE
IN, LIKE, FIVE YEARS FROM NOW.
I LIKE A GIRL WITH AMBITION.
FUCK YOU.
OKAY, IF YOU WANT.
WHERE DOES THIS LEAD?
OH, IT WAS FOR MY FATHER.
I NEVER MET HIM,
BUT... SUPPOSEDLY
HE WAS SOME KIND OF
MAYAN MEDICINE MAN.
AND HOW COME YOU NEVER MET HIM?
HE DIED IN A MOTORCYCLE CRASH
BEFORE I WAS BORN.
OH.
FOLKS, I DON'T WANT
ANY TALKING IN HERE,
ALL RIGHT?
WHAT IS GOING ON?
CAN SOMEBODY GET
ME A 20 ON SHANE?
BOB, GO TO TWO FOR ME.
THAT'S BECAUSE I CALLED FINAL
TOUCHES FIVE MINUTES AGO.
SO WHERE'S HAIR?
[♪♪♪]
HE'LL DO A LARGE SCALE PAINTING
FOR ONE OF THE LOBBY WALLS,
BASED ON JAPANESE ANIME.
IT'S AN ILLICIT EXTERIOR...
GO ON. I'M LISTENING.
I'M LISTENING.
AN ILLICIT EXTERIOR INSTALLATION
JUST BELOW
THE SAWTELLE-405
FREEWAY OVERPASS.
YOU KNOW,
I SAW NOBLE'S PERFORMANCE PIECE
WHERE HE CRAWLED NAKED
ACROSS A TABLE RANTING
ABOUT HIS WEAKNESS AND PERFIDY.
WHO DO YOU THINK'S
GOING TO FUND THAT?
I APPLIED
TO THE AHMANSON FOUNDATION.
NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN.
THEY'RE WAY TOO CONSERVATIVE.
NO!
THIS IS, LIKE, THE FIFTH
TIME SHE'S CALLED.
YOU TELL HER
TO FUCKING STOP CALLING.
[SIGHS]
APPLY TO THE PEABODY FOUNDATION.
THEY MIGHT FUND A NOBLE PROJECT.
[SIGHS]
OKAY, SO YOU DO NUMBER THREE,
AND THEN WE'LL
TAKE TWO AND FIVE.
OKAY? OKAY.
YES.
HELLO. HOW ARE YOU? MAY
I PLEASE TAKE YOUR ORDER?
WE HAVE A FEW QUESTIONS.
ARE THE BURGERS
MADE WITH NEW ZEALAND
OR AMERICAN BEEF,
I'D LIKE TO SUBSTITUTE
FETA CHEESE FOR
THE AMERICAN CHEESE,
AND MIXED GREENS FOR THE FRIES.
WILL YOU PLEASE
EXCUSE ME FOR A SECOND?
I WILL BE RIGHT BACK.
WE'D LIKE TO ORDER.
OKAY.
HEY.
HI. WHAT'S GOING ON?
OH, I JUST WANTED TO
MAKE SURE YOU WERE OKAY.
I'M OKAY.
I MEAN, I'M GOING TO
BE A SHITTY WAITRESS,
BUT I'M OKAY, YOU KNOW?
YOU HAVEN'T HEARD, OBVIOUSLY.
HAVEN'T HEARD WHAT?
MARINA TRIED TO COMMIT SUICIDE.
YEAH.
SHE CHECKED INTO
THE BEL AIR HOTEL,
THE PRESIDENTIAL SUITE.
YOU SAID TRIED.
SHE DIDN'T... KILL HERSELF.
APPARENTLY,
THE PEOPLE ACROSS THE
HALL HEARD SHOUTING.
THEY THOUGHT A WOMAN
WAS GETTING HURT,
SO THEY CALLED THE FRONT DESK.
THE BELLBOY FOUND MARINA
ALONE IN THE ROOM
WITH, LIKE, THREE
BOTTLES OF PILLS,
TOTALLY OUT OF HER SKULL.
OH, POOR MARINA.
THEY CALLED ME.
[LAUGHS]
I DON'T KNOW WHY.
I GUESS MY PHONE
NUMBER WAS IN HER PURSE.
I MANAGED TO FIND HER MOTHER.
I REMEMBERED MARINA TELLING
ME SHE LIVES IN UMBRIA, SO...
IN A VILLA.
JEN, I FEEL LIKE MAYBE
I SHOULDN'T SAY THIS,
BUT WHEN I GOT
TO THE HOSPITAL...
SHE WAS CALLING YOUR NAME.
MISS, WE'D LIKE TO ORDER.
POOKIE, YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS.
WHOA.
LOOK AT THIS.
THAT?
ISN'T THIS BEAUTIFUL?
THE JURA-CAPRESSO S8
ESPRESSO COFFEEMAKER.
$1,999!
TONYA,
WE CAN'T REGISTER FOR THAT!
WELL...
A FEW PEOPLE MIGHT
CHIP IN TOGETHER.
DANA, DO NOT SECOND-GUESS
THE GENEROSITY OF OUR FRIENDS.
NOW, LOOK, I WANT TO
SHOW YOU SOMETHING
AT GEARY'S.
[CELLPHONE RINGING]
HELLO.
THIS IS DANA FAIRBANKS.
HI! YEAH, HI.
UM... I THINK WE SHOULD TALK.
UH-HUH.
IT'S ROBBIE,
MY OLD TENNIS PARTNER
BEFORE HARRISON.
I'D LOVE TO SEE YOU.
WHERE? WHEN?
[TONYA]: HONEY, LOOK.
I THINK WE NEED TO THINK
ABOUT SOME CUT CRYSTAL.
OKAY, UH-HUH.
ALL RIGHT.
HOW ABOUT TOMORROW
MORNING AT RUNYON CANYON?
HOW ABOUT I MEET YOU
AT THE GATE AT 10:30?
IT'S A LITTLE EARLY.
OKAY, 11:00.11:00 IS FINE.
OKAY, BUT, YOU KNOW,
WITH TRAFFIC, IT MIGHT...
THE 405...
UM...
4:00 IS GOOD.
4:00 IN THE AFTERNOON.
I'LL SEE YOU AT 4:00
IN THE AFTERNOON.
OKAY.
OKAY, BYE.
THAT'S OKAY, KNIT...
KNIT AWAY.
I'M JUST TALKING...
TALKING ON THE PHONE.
DEAR...
I DON'T THINK
YOU'RE GOING TO BE ABLE TO GET
ANYBODY'S HEAD
THROUGH THAT THING.
YOU KNOW, THOUGH,
I THINK THIS WOULD MAKE
A REALLY GOOD HARNESS
FOR A STRAP-ON DILDO.
WE COULD AT LEAST
PRETEND TO BE HUMAN.
LET ME TALK TO TINA.
WHAT WOULD YOU SAY?
THAT MY SISTER IS A
POOTY-CHASING DOG
WHO DESERVES TO BE TIED DOWN
AND WHUPPED UPSIDE THE HEAD,
BUT IT DOESN'T CHANGE THE FACT
THAT SHE LOVES YOU MORE
THAN SHE LOVES HER OWN LIFE,
AND THAT YOU SHOULD
FINISH PUNISHING HER
AND GET BACK TO FIGURING OUT
HOW TO LIVE WITH ONE ANOTHER
FOR THE NEXT 50 YEARS OR MORE.
YOU COULD GIVE IT A TRY.
NOW, DON'T YOU GO AND
PULL A MARINA ON ME, NOW.
KIT.
I'M JUST SAYING.
[SIGHS]
I READ YOUR BUSINESS PLAN.
IT'S SOLID.
I'M HAPPY TO
CO-SIGN ON THE LOAN.
WELL, WHAT ABOUT
THE DOWN PAYMENT?
KIT, I DON'T HAVE $50,000.
NOT LIQUID.
NOT THAT I CAN GET MY HANDS ON.
IVAN'S ABOUT THE ONLY
ONE WHO COULD POSS...
IVAN IS NOT A GOOD IDEA.
WHY IS THAT?
BECAUSE IT FURTHER CONFUSES
AN ALREADY
COMPLICATED SITUATION.
YOU INVITE IVAN TO BE
YOUR BUSINESS PARTNER,
AND THEN IVAN TAKES THAT
AS A BROADER INVITATION.
THAT IS SO TYPICAL OF YOU.
I HAVE AN IMPOSSIBLE TASK TO DO,
AND I COME UP WITH
ONE POSSIBLE SOLUTION,
AND YOU DISS MY SOLUTION.
I'M NOT DISSING YOU.
THEN, WHAT DO YOU CALL IT, THEN?
I'M POINTING OUT A
CONSIDERABLE FLAW
IN WHAT MAY OR MAY NOT
BE A SOLUTION IN
THE FIRST PLACE.
WELL, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK
I DON'T WANT TO
MAKE THAT INVITATION?
BECAUSE, KIT...
YOU'RE STRAIGHT.
WHO SAYS?
YOU'RE NOT?
I AM,
BUT I DON'T NEED
YOU TO TELL ME THAT,
AND NEITHER DOES IVAN.
THE WAY I SEE IT,
IVAN IS THE ONE WHO GETS TO SAY
WHETHER HE'S A MAN OR A WOMAN,
AND HE'S TELLING ME
HE'S MORE OF A MAN.
THAT'S DELUSIONAL THINKING.
IT DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY.
MAYBE IN THE WORLD
ACCORDING TO BETTE,
BUT THE WORLD ACCORDING TO BETTE
DOESN'T HAVE THE
SAME PROPS IT ONCE DID.
YOU KNOW WHAT
I'M SAYING, BABY SIS?
YOU DIDN'T DO ANYTHING, JEN.
SHE WASN'T RIGHT.
I KNEW IT
FROM THE MOMENT I
MET HER, YOU KNOW?
SCOOT OVER.
ARE YOU SURE
YOU DON'T NEED TO
GO TO THE HOSPITAL?
I'M FINE.
YEAH?
YEAH, I'M FINE.
I FAINTED.
I DO THAT SOMETIMES.
IT'S FINE.
I HOPE SOMEONE'S
LOOKING AFTER HER.
SOMEONE'S LOOKING AFTER YOU.
HOW'S THAT?
MY MOM USED TO PUT THESE
COMPRESSES ON MY FOREHEAD.
DON'T TELL ME I REMIND YOU
OF A DYSFUNCTIONAL MOTHER.
NO, I DON'T KNOW
IF SHE WAS
DYSFUNCTIONAL, YOU KNOW?
I MEAN, WHO CAN SAY IF
A MOM'S GOOD OR BAD?
HOW'S YOUR APARTMENT
HUNT COMING?
[GASPS]
SO SHITTY.
FOR PRACTICALLY, LIKE, $1,000,
I CAN LIVE IN A HOVEL
UNDERNEATH THE FREEWAY.
TIM WAS LIKE,
"YOU COULD TAKE OVER THE LEASE,"
BUT THERE'S NO WAY THAT
I COULD AFFORD IT, SO...
I HAVE A PROPOSITION FOR YOU.
WHY DON'T YOU MOVE IN
WITH ME?
YOU KNOW, IT'S TOTALLY
RENT CONTROLLED,
TWO BEDROOM.
I AFFORD IT EASILY.
YOU WOULDN'T HAVE TO PAY.
I CAN'T.
I THINK WE COULD BE HAPPY, JEN.
SO, WHAT'S UP?
I WANTED TO ASK
IF YOU COULD BE OUT OF THE HOUSE
FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS TONIGHT.
UH-HUH.
BECAUSE TINA NEEDS TO COME BY
AND PICK UP SOME OF HER THINGS.
SHE'S RUNNING OUT OF CLOTHES.
IT'S HER HOUSE.
SHE CAN COME BY
ANY TIME SHE WANTS.
YOU KNOW THAT'S NOT TRUE.
[SIGHS]
YOU KNOW,
WHAT I DID, ALICE,
I COULDN'T HELP MYSELF.
BECAUSE... IT'S KIND
OF AN ACT OF FREE WILL.
YOU KNOW, I EXHAUSTED
EVERY OUNCE OF WILL I HAD,
AND I STILL COULDN'T
STOP MYSELF.
DID YOU FALL IN LOVE?
NO. I LOVE TINA.
TINA IS THE ONLY PERSON
THAT I'M IN LOVE WITH.
BUT YOU'RE STILL
SITTING ON CANDY'S FACE.
ACTUALLY, I'M NOT.
I TOLD YOU,
I ENDED IT AS SOON AS I COULD.
AS SOON AS YOU COULD?
WHAT ARE YOU, LIKE,
A SEX ADDICT NOW?
NO, I'M NOT A SEX ADDICT.
JESUS, ALICE.
YOU KNOW, I THINK
CALLING SEX AN ADDICTION
IS JUST AN EXCUSE
FOR BAD BEHAVIOR,
AND I KNOW THAT I BEHAVED BADLY,
BUT I'M PREPARED TO
TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR IT.
NO, YOU BEHAVED REALLY BADLY.
I KNOW THAT IT
SOUNDS LIKE AN EXCUSE,
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
THE FACT IS, SHE
DISAPPEARED ON ME.
SHE WAS DEPRESSED
AND SHE WAS COMPLETELY
WRAPPED UP IN HERSELF,
AND I TRIED TO TALK
TO HER ABOUT IT,
BUT SHE... SHE
COMPLETELY SHUT ME OUT.
FOR HOW LONG?
TWO OR THREE MONTHS.
OUT OF SEVEN YEARS.
I THINK YOU COULD HAVE WAITED.
SHE ABANDONED ME AS
MUCH AS I ABANDONED HER.
WE BOTH DID IT.
YEAH, BUT ONLY ONE OF
YOU WAS HAVING AN ORGASM.
[SIGHS]
FUCK YOU, ALICE.
JUST BE OUT OF THE HOUSE.
[BEEP]
[INTERCOM LINE RINGING]
[LOUD COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING]
IVAN, IT'S ME.
I'M A LITTLE EARLY.
IN FACT, I'M A LOT EARLY.
I WANTED TO TALK TO
YOU ABOUT SOMETHING
AND... THAT I'M VERY
NERVOUS ABOUT,
BECAUSE YOU'VE
BEEN SO GENEROUS...
I...
IVAN, I... I AM SO SORRY.
LOOK, I DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING.
KIT.
I'LL WAIT FOR YOU
IN THE OTHER ROOM.
KIT, I THINK YOU SHOULD GO.
LOOK, IVAN, I WILL WAIT UNTIL
YOU GET DRESSED, OKAY?
I REALLY NEED TO TALK TO YOU
BECAUSE THIS THING
THAT HAPPENED...
KIT! LISTEN, OKAY?
I WANT YOU TO LEAVE.
DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
GO.
FUCK!
OH, SHIT.
SO YOU WERE SAYING?
WELL, I WAS SAYING
IT'S OBVIOUS
THERE'S SOMETHING
GOING ON BETWEEN US.
WHAT DO YOU THINK IT IS?
I DON'T KNOW.
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEAS?
MAYBE... I DON'T KNOW.
MAYBE WE'RE ATTRACTED
TO EACH OTHER.
YEAH, MAYBE.
YEAH.
YEAH, OKAY.
MAYBE IF WE ADMIT
THAT WE'RE ATTRACTED
TO EACH OTHER...
YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES
ADMITTING A TABOO
TAKES THE POWER OUT OF IT.
I ADMIT IT.
I'M ATTRACTED TO YOU.
HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN?
I DON'T KNOW.
I NEVER REALIZED IT BEFORE.
OKAY, GO ON.
IT'S YOUR TURN.
I ADMIT I'M ATTRACTED TO YOU.
WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
WELL, IT DOESN'T HAVE
TO MEAN ANYTHING.
I MEAN, BEING ATTRACTED
TO SOMEONE IS NO BIG DEAL.
IT'S JUST AN ATTRACTION.
RIGHT.
WE JUST...
WE HAVE TO AGREE
NOT TO ACT ON IT.
OKAY, HOW DO WE DO THAT?
WELL, WE JUST
TOOK THE FIRST STEP.
WE TOOK THE POWER OUT OF IT.
UH-HUH.
I THINK WE NEED
TO TAKE THE SECOND STEP.
YEAH.
YEAH.
OKAY.
WE NEED TO COUNTERACT IT.
ALL RIGHT.
WE JUST NEED TO
AVOID ALL SITUATIONS
WHERE WE FIND EACH
OTHER MOST ATTRACTIVE.
UH-HUH.
WE NEED, LIKE, RULES
OF UN-ATTRACTION.
OKAY, LIKE, NEVER
BE ALONE TOGETHER...
IN PLACES LIKE THE
BATHROOM AT THE PLANET.
RIGHT.
NEVER BE ALONE TOGETHER.
ESPECIALLY NEVER BE
ALONE TOGETHER IN PLACES
WHERE THERE'S, LIKE,
A BED OR A COUCH.
RIGHT, OR A TABLE...
OR A FLOOR.
YEAH.
OR THE BACK SEAT OF A CAR.
OOH, THAT'D BE GOOD.
THAT WOULDN'T BE GOOD.
OKAY.
YOU NEED TO STOP
SHOWING UP AT THE PLANET
AFTER YOU'VE WORKED OUT,
WHEN YOU'RE ALL SWEATY,
AND YOUR VEINS
ARE POPPING ALL OVER THE PLACE.
YOU LIKE THAT?
TONYA HATES THAT.
ALL RIGHT, WELL, THEN,
YOU CAN'T WEAR
THOSE SHIRTS ANYMORE.
WHAT SHIRTS?
YOU KNOW, THE ONES WHERE...
THEY CLING TO YOU IN SOME PLACES
AND FALL OFF YOU IN OTHERS.
FUCK YOU.
OKAY, THAT'S TOTALLY
AGAINST THE RULES.
COME ON, AL.
WAIT!
COME ON, AL. CATCH UP.
COME ON, AL. [SCREAMS]
WHOA, WHERE ARE WE GOING?
[BOTH LAUGH]
TIM...
THANKS.
I'D LIKE TO KEEP THIS ONE.
I DON'T WANT THE MEMORY
OF US TO EVANESCE.
[CHUCKLES]
LET'S NOT EVANESCE.
[KEYS RATTLE, DOOR UNLOCKS]
I NEEDED TO SEE YOU.
YOU DON'T WANT TO
GIVE ME ANYTHING I NEED.
OKAY, THAT'S FAIR.
NOTHING'S FAIR, BETTE.
YOU BROKE EVERYTHING
THAT MEANT ANYTHING TO ME.
LET ME FIX IT.
NO.
I WON'T ACCEPT THAT.
TOO BAD.
[SIGHS]
LOOK, I OVERESTIMATED
MYSELF, ALL RIGHT?
SUPPORTING US BOTH FINANCIALLY,
AND THEN...
AND THEN WHEN WE LOST THE BABY,
I THOUGHT
THAT I HAD TO TAKE
ON THE WHOLE BURDEN.
I THOUGHT THAT I HAD
TO ABSORB YOUR PAIN
AND IGNORE MY OWN.
WELL, I HOPE YOU HAD FUN
BLOWING OFF SOME STEAM
WITH THE CARPENTER.
TINA!
[♪♪♪]
HEY.
HI.
HOW ARE YOU DOING?
UM, TO TELL YOU THE
TRUTH, NOT TOO GOOD.
YEAH.
LOOK, I'M SORRY.
DON'T BE SORRY, YOU KNOW?
JUST TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON.
I JUST WANTED TO HAVE
A GOOD TIME TONIGHT.
I DIDN'T THINK I'D SEE YOU.
OKAY, BUT...
HERE I AM.
YOU DON'T THINK
THAT YOU COULD'VE CHANGED
YOUR PLAN A LITTLE BIT?
I DON'T HAVE A PLAN.
THAT'S THE POINT.
MM.
[SHOES CLUNK ON FLOOR]
[UNZIPPING]
[WHISPERS] JEN.
[LOUDER] JEN.
TIM...
COME ON.
NO.
I DON'T... THIS SEEMS WRONG.
I DON'T THINK THIS IS
THE WAY WE SHOULD...
IT'S NOT THE WAY.
DOES THAT FEEL GOOD?
MM, YEAH.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
I'M GOING TO GO.
I DON'T WANT TO WAIT
UNTIL THE MORNING.
TIM.
PLEASE.
DON'T LEAVE.
[KETTLE WHISTLING]
AAH!
FUCK... FUCK!
[WHISTLING STOPS]
[♪♪♪]
[MEOWS]
[PURRS]
WHY IS IT SO IMPORTANT
FOR YOU TO BELIEVE
THAT EVERYONE IS SLEEPING
WITH EVERYONE ELSE?
[WHISPERING] BECAUSE THEY ARE.
DO YOU KNOW THE
NEIGHBORS NEXT DOOR?
ARE THEY, UM... A GAY COUPLE?
YEAH, THEY ARE.
BECAUSE I SAW THEM
HAVING SEX IN THEIR POOL.
WE'RE HAVING A PARTY
TOMORROW NIGHT.
YOU AND TIM SHOULD COME.
JENNY, THIS IS MARINA.
YOU GUYS SHOULD TOTALLY
TAKE THE COSMO ROMANCE QUIZ.
[CHUCKLING]
WHERE ARE YOU?
I'M RIGHT HERE.
YOU'RE GETTING MARRIED?
ARE YOU HAPPY?
DON'T ASK ME THAT.
WHY COULDN'T YOU STOP
IT? WHY WAS IT SO HARD?
WHAT HAPPENED BETWEEN
US WAS A TERRIBLE MISTAKE.
DID YOU HEAR WHAT SHE SAID?
WE NEED TO GET A DIVORCE.
ARE YOU FREE ON SATURDAY NIGHT?
I HAVE A DATE.
HAS SHE TOLD YOU
SHE'S A DYKE YET?
I SHOULD PROBABLY
BE THE ONE TO GO.
GENE, NO. I SHOULD GO.
NO,
I DON'T WANT EITHER
OF YOU TO LEAVE.
YOU EVER NOTICE
THAT EVERY TIME SHANE
WALKS INTO A ROOM,
SOMEONE LEAVES CRYING?
I DON'T DO RELATIONSHIPS.
TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT.
IN TERMS OF WHAT
YOU CAN DO FOR ME?
ARE YOU IN LOVE WITH HER?
YEAH.
LEARN TO KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS.
OPEN THE GATE!
I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN!
IT WAS A DELUSION. YOU
FELT THE SAME ABOUT ME.
THAT KIND OF LOVE
DOES NOT EXIST.
WHAT DOES SHANE
HAVE THAT I DON'T HAVE?
SHE HAS NIPPLE CONFIDENCE.
HEY!
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
WHAT IT MEANS TO BE ME.
SO GLAD TO MEET YOU.
I'M TONYA, GUEST LIAISON.
I'M HERE TO TAKE CARE
OF ALL YOUR NEEDS.
I CAN'T BELIEVE
I'M ABOUT TO GO DOWN
ON DANA FAIRBANKS.
THAT GIRL HAS BAD FUCKING VIBES.
WHEN WILL YOU MAKE UP YOUR
MIND BETWEEN DICK AND PUSSY?
I'M LOOKING FOR THE
SAME QUALITIES IN A MAN
AS I AM IN A WOMAN.
BIG TITS.
WE'RE GETTING MARRIED.
YOU CAN'T MARRY TONYA.
LOOK, IF YOU EVER
NEED ANYONE TO TALK TO,
GIVE ME A CALL.
SHE WANTS TO BE YOUR HUSBAND.
IF YOU WERE A MAN, YOU
WOULD BE THE PERFECT MAN.
WOW.
LET'S MAKE A BABY.
I HAVE FOUND THE PERFECT DONOR.
HOW COULD YOU NOT TELL ME
THAT MARCUS ALLENWOOD IS BLACK?
WE'RE GOING TO HAVE A BABY.
I WAS UNABLE TO
LOCATE A HEARTBEAT.
I WAS ONLY 12 WEEKS,
BUT I FEEL LIKE I LOST SOMEONE
I WAS WITH MY WHOLE LIFE.
ALL I WANTED TO DO ALL
DAY LONG IS KISS YOU.
I CAN'T.
YOU CAN'T WHAT, BABE?
TAKE ME SOMEWHERE.
I SAW IT.
I'M SORRY.
FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU!
[♪♪♪]
I CAN'T BELIEVE
THIS IS HAPPENING.
WHEN I DID THIS,
I THOUGHT I HAD A CERTAIN
AMOUNT OF SECURITY.
WHETHER IT WORKED OR NOT...
I THOUGHT BETTE
AND I WERE SOLID.
WHEN WERE YOU
PLANNING TO TELL BETTE?
RIGHT ABOUT NOW...
IF EVERYTHING LOOKED LIKE
IT WAS GOING TO GO WELL,
AND NOTHING WAS
GOING TO GO WRONG
LIKE LAST TIME.
I DIDN'T THINK
BETTE COULD HANDLE
ANOTHER MISCARRIAGE.
NO?
OH, MY.
WELL, LOOK AT YOU.
YEAH, IT SORT OF... JUST POPPED.
I'M NOT READY TO TELL ANYBODY.
I WANT TO KEEP IT TO
MYSELF FOR A WHILE.
WELL, THAT'S NOT GOING
TO BE EASY, MY DEAR.
LOOKS LIKE I'M HAVING
THIS BABY ON MY OWN.
THAT'S A SHAME, TINA.
DON'T SAY THAT.
PEOPLE DO IT ALL THE TIME.
AND YOU'RE OKAY WITH THAT?
I WANT THIS BABY MORE THAN EVER.
[♪♪♪]
I WAS SO HAPPY TO HAVE YOU HERE.
HELLO?
HI.
HEY, WHERE DID YOU GO?
WHAT'S GOING ON?
DAMN IT.
WHY DID I GET THIS ASSIGNMENT?
I AM SO NOT A KNITTER.
WELL, IT'S CRAZY POPULAR,
AND ALL THE FAGS I
KNOW ARE DOING IT.
EVEN SOME OF THE
STRAIGHT BOYS, TOO.
RIGHT, SEE?
MEN SHOULD BE KNITTING,
AND WOMEN SHOULD
BE RUNNING THE WORLD.
THAT'S HOW I SEE IT.
THAT'S WHAT I'M GOING TO WRITE
FOR L.A. MAGAZINE.
IT'S GOOD.
YEAH, GO FOR IT.
THEY'LL LOVE IT.
HOW'S TINA?
WELL, BETTE STILL
HASN'T CALLED HER.
THERE'S SOMETHING REALLY WRONG
WHEN GOD LETS TWO PEOPLE
WHO ARE MEANT TO BE TOGETHER
COME APART LIKE THAT.
YOU BELIEVE IN GOD?
WHAT?
THIS COFFEE TASTES
LIKE POOPY SHIT.
WHERE'S MARINA?
I HAVEN'T SEEN HER FOR DAYS.
I HAVE NO IDEA.
ME NEITHER.
SO, LISTEN, DO YOU, UM...
WANT TO TALK
ABOUT ANYTHING, OR...
BECAUSE THAT'S
WHAT FRIENDS ARE FOR,
IF YOU'D LIKE TO TALK.
I'VE GOT NOTHING TO TALK ABOUT.
SHANE.
WHAT?
OH, QUIT BEING SUCH A LEZ.
YOU'RE JUST BACK
FROM CHERIE JAFFE LAND.
NOTHING'S CHANGED.
I'M STILL ME.
OH, SO YOU STILL
LIVE BY THE CODE.
YOU DON'T DO RELATIONSHIPS.
IT'S NOT A CODE.
IT'S ME.
OH, SHIT.
OH, NO.
I CANNOT TAKE CRUELLA
DE VIL THIS MORNING.
DO SOME...
PRETEND I'M UPSET.
PUT YOUR ARM AROUND ME.
I'LL JUST START
SOBBING, AND, OBVIOUSLY,
IT'LL BE A REALLY
INTIMATE MOMENT.
I MEAN, NO HALFWAY
SENSITIVE PERSON
WOULD EVER DREAM
OF INTERRUPTING.
OH, YOU GUYS.
THIS PLACE IS FALLING APART.
DID YOU GUYS HEAR WHAT
HAPPENED TO MARINA?
WHAT?
A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN,
COMPLETE AND TOTAL.
SHE HAD TO BE HOSPITALIZED.
SHE TRIED TO OFF HERSELF?
SHE CUT HER WRISTS
AT THE BEL AIR HOTEL,
IN THE PENTHOUSE SUITE.
THAT'S HORRIBLE!
SHE WAS WEARING
THAT FABULOUS
DOLCE & GABBANA SUIT,
THE MEN'S CUT.
WE SHOULD SEE HER.
TOO LATE.
SHE'S BACK IN MILAN.
SHE'S A CONTESSA, YOU KNOW.
I KNOW, SHE'S A CONTESSA.
MARINA'S A CONTESSA.
HONEY! HONEY.
HONEY, HONEY, COME HERE.
HI.
I WAS JUST TELLING THE GIRLS
HOW I ALMOST BECAME
YOUR FUTURE EX-WIFE
LAST NIGHT.
I KIND OF FREAKED OUT
WITH THE WEDDING PLANNERS.
EXCUSE ME,
WE NEED A GREEN TEA.
ICED.
ARE YOU OKAY?
HMM?
YEAH.
I'M FREAKED OUT ABOUT MARINA.
OH, YEAH.
THANK GOD FOR THE BELLBOY.
HE CAME IN RIGHT AS
SHE WAS ABOUT TO JUMP.
WAIT, WAIT.
YOU SAID SHE SLIT HER WRISTS.
LOOK AT YOU, ALL SWEATY.
ISN'T IT CUTE
HOW SHE PERSPIRES SO MUCH?
SO HOW'S TINA?
HAS BETTE CALLED YET?
APPARENTLY,
SHE WALKED IN ON THEM IN
THEIR VERY OWN BEDROOM.
OKAY, MISS INSIDE STORY,
HOW DID TINA FIND OUT?
WELL, ACTUALLY, TONYA,
SHE GUESSED,
BECAUSE SHE SAW
THEM TOUCHING HANDS
AND THEN SHE KNEW EVERYTHING.
HOW COULD SHE TELL JUST
BY SEEING THEM TOUCH HANDS?
WOMEN CAN DO THAT.
YEAH, ESPECIALLY DYKES.
WELL, I DON'T KNOW
WHAT BETTE WAS THINKING.
I MEAN, YOU DON'T STEP OUT
ON A WOMAN LIKE TINA
FOR SOMEBODY WHO HAMMERS PLANKS
FOR A LIVING.
WHAT ARE YOU SAYING, TONYA?
THAT IT WOULD HAVE BEEN OKAY
IF CANDACE HAD A BETTER JOB?
GUYS, IT'S NOT OUR BUSINESS.
BUT BETTE LOVES TINA.
THERE'S NO DOUBT ABOUT IT.
SO THEN THEY COULD JUST...
WHY CAN'T THEY WORK IT OUT?
BECAUSE IT'S A SEX THING,
AND BETTE CAN'T HELP IT.
SO IF IT'S JUST A SEX THING,
THEN YOU CAN GET IT
UNDER CONTROL, RIGHT?
WOMEN CAN CONTROL IT.
A MAN SOMETIMES CAN'T
BECAUSE THEY'RE
CONTROLLED BY THEIR PECKERS.
THERE IS NO DIFFERENCE
BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN,
AND THIS IS A PERFECT EXAMPLE,
OR BETTE WOULD
HAVE CALLED IT OFF.
BETTE IS STILL SCHTUPPING
THE CARPENTER?
I FEEL SO AWFUL FOR TINA.
GUYS.
WELL, BETTE BETTER GET
THAT PECKER UNDER CONTROL.
GUYS!
YOU KNOW THOSE
SKINNY JAPANESE ONES?
THEY DON'T REALLY LOOK
LIKE MUSHROOMS, YOU KNOW?
THEY KIND OF LOOK
MORE LIKE NOODLES
OR SOMETHING.
I NEVER KNOW...
WHAT TO DO WITH THEM.
WHAT? OH, I'M SORRY.
I'M SORRY.
WHAT WERE YOU SAYING?
AH, I WAS TALKING
ABOUT MUSHROOMS.
RIGHT, RIGHT, RIGHT.
DO YOU LIKE MUSHROOMS?
SELECTIVELY.
YOU?
UM, THEY REALLY DO SCARE ME.
GOD, I REMEMBER IN THIRD GRADE
THERE WAS THIS BEAUTIFUL GIRL.
GOD. GORGEOUS.
HER NAME WAS MIRIAM,
AND SHE HAD THIS WILD MUSHROOM,
AND JUST WAS IN HOSPITAL
FOR, LIKE, THREE WEEKS,
AND HAD THIS ALLERGIC REACTION,
AND, GOD, SHE MISSED
THE RELAY RACE...
WOW, I'VE NEVER ACTUALLY
SEEN ONIONS ON A STEM BEFORE.
DO THEY TASTE DIFFERENT?
SMELL THEM.
OH.
THAT'S VERY STRONG.
DO YOU WANT TO
FUCK HER RIGHT HERE,
OR DO YOU BOTH
WANT TO COME BACK TO MY PLACE?
HMM?
GENE.
NO, NO, NO, I'M SORRY.
OKAY, WHAT'S GOING ON?
I DIDN'T PRESSURE YOU INTO THIS,
ALL RIGHT?
YOU SAID YOU WANTED
TO KEEP SEEING ME,
SO...
YEAH, I KNOW.
I KNOW, AND I SAID
THAT I LIKE YOU.
WELL, THAT'S REALLY
NICE, YOU KNOW?
I LIKE YOU TOO...
BUT WE DON'T HAVE SEX.
OKAY? THERE IT IS.
I'D LIKE TO BE HAVING SEX
WITH THE WOMAN I COOK FOR,
MAKE MIX TAPES FOR YOU...
YOU DON'T WANT TO
HAVE SEX, AND I KNOW WHY.
IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE
GAY, ALL RIGHT?
THAT'S IT.
I'M SORRY TO BREAK IT TO YOU,
BUT YOU ARE A GIRL-LOVING,
FULL-ON LESBIAN.
I DON'T THINK THAT'S
FOR YOU TO SAY.
WELL, DEAL WITH IT,
ALL RIGHT?
GOOD LUCK.
ARE WE EVER GOING
TO TALK ABOUT THIS?
TALK ABOUT WHAT?
OKAY.
HOLD ON.
IT WAS A MISTAKE, RIGHT?
IF YOU SAY SO.
WELL, WHAT ABOUT YOU?
DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY?
YOU WERE THE ONE
WHO KISSED ME FIRST.
I KIND OF REMEMBER
YOU KISSING ME BACK.
AFTER YOU STARTED IT.
SO IF I WAS TO KISS YOU AGAIN?
OH, YOU KNOW.
OH...
YOU KNOW.
OH, ALICE'LL KNOW.
ALICE, WHAT'S THE...
BOOKING AGENCY,
NOT SMASH BOX, BUT YOU KNOW...
FRED SEGAL HAIR AND MAKEUP?
TONYA, LISTEN, IT'S
COOL, ALL RIGHT?
THE AGENCY IS FINE.
THEY GOT ME A JOB.
[TINA]: WHO'S THE CLIENT?
UM, ARIANNA SOMEONE.
ARIANNA HUFFINGTON?
YEAH. SHE WROTE A BOOK.
SHE'S DOING A BOOK TOUR,
DAVID LETTERMAN,
JAY LENO, BILL O'REILLY?
COME ON.
ARIANNA HUFFINGTON IS 50.
SHE'S NOT REALLY YOUR TYPE.
SHE'S KIND OF FANCY.
I'M DOING HER HAIR, AL.
I'M NOT GOING TO FUCK HER.
OH, BECAUSE THE OLD
SHANE WOULD HAVE.
OH.
WELL, IN THAT
CASE, IF SHE'S HOT...
HONEY,
SHANE IS DOING
ARIANNA HUFFINGTON.
YOU'RE DOING ARIANNA HUFFINGTON?
SHE'S 50, SHANE.
HER HAIR.
OH.
LOOK, IT'S GREAT, SHANE.
IT IS.
IF THINGS GO WELL WITH
ARIANNA HUFFINGTON,
THEN MAYBE YOU CAN
GET SOME FILM CLIENTS.
YOU COULD GO ON LOCATION.
YOU COULD TRAVEL.
YEAH, THAT WOULD BE COOL.
YEAH, THAT'S GREAT.
I'VE GOT TO GO, YOU GUYS.
DON'T WORRY,
I'M NOT GOING TO
ASK TO JOIN YOU.
I KNOW THAT YOU ALL
PROBABLY THINK I'M A MONSTER.
I JUST... I HAVE SOMETHING
THAT I NEED TO SAY TO TINA.
DO YOU WANT US TO GO? NO.
IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING
TO SAY, SAY IT HERE.
TINA...
I DIDN'T TRY TO SEE YOU
OR CALL YOU UNTIL NOW
BECAUSE I WANTED TO MAKE SURE
THAT I COULD DO
WHAT YOU ASKED OF ME.
I PROMISE
I AM NOT EVER GOING
TO SEE HER AGAIN.
I AM NOT EVER GOING
TO SPEAK TO HER AGAIN.
I AM NOT EVER GOING TO
THINK ABOUT HER AGAIN.
I MISS YOU.
MORE THAN THAT.
I NEED YOU.
I DON'T THINK THAT I CAN...
I DON'T THINK THAT I
CAN LIVE WITHOUT YOU.
IT IS COMPLETELY
AND TOTALLY OVER.
WHEN DID YOU END IT?
THIS MORNING.
I TOLD HER THAT YOU
WERE THE LOVE OF MY LIFE,
AND THAT I DIDN'T
KNOW WHAT I WAS DOING,
AND THAT I MUST HAVE
GONE TEMPORARILY INSANE.
DID YOU TELL HER IN
PERSON OR ON THE PHONE?
WHY DOES THAT MATTER?
BECAUSE I DROVE BY
THE HOUSE AT 2:00 A.M.,
AND YOUR CAR WASN'T THERE.
DID YOU FUCK ALL NIGHT
BEFORE YOU TOLD HER
I WAS THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE
THIS MORNING?
[GASPS]
SO RENTALS ARE THE
CASH COW OF THE BUSINESS,
BUT MY REAL LOVE
IS PICTURE CARS.
PICTURE CARS?
YEAH, FOR THE MOVIES.
OH, YEAH.
A DIRECTOR WILL
COME IN AND TELL ME
HE WANTS TO PUT BILLY BOB
IN THE EXACT SOUPED-UP
HEMI UNDER GLASS
BOB RIGGLE DROVE IN
THE STOCK CAR RACES
IN JERSEY WHEN HE
WAS A KID, YOU KNOW?
HE'LL WANT THE
SLICKS AND THE SCOOPS
AND THE PINK PANTHER FLAMES,
EXACTLY LIKE HE
REMEMBERS IT IN HIS HEAD.
IVAN, YOU ARE SPEAKING
A FOREIGN LANGUAGE TO ME...
AND YOU KNOW WHAT
THAT DOES TO A GIRL.
LET'S GO INSIDE.
I GOT SOMETHING I
WANT TO SHOW YOU.
COME ON.
BY DRIVING INTO THE WALL
OF THE HOTEL PARKING GARAGE?
DOESN'T SOUND
LIKE A VERY SERIOUS
SUICIDE ATTEMPT TO ME.
YEAH, BUT THAT'S THE
TALK AT THE PLANET.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
I FEEL SO BAD
BECAUSE I DIDN'T KNOW
SHE WAS HURTING THAT MUCH.
I KNOW, I KNOW.
LET GO AND LET GOD.
OH...
IVAN AYCOCK,
VINTAGE RESTORER TO THE STARS.
THAT'S THE BOMB.
I HAD NO IDEA.
THIS IS YOUR OFFICE.
LOOK, I INVITED YOU HERE
BECAUSE I HAVE A
LITTLE PRESENT FOR YOU.
OH, IVAN, I-I...
IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK.
OPEN IT.
OKAY.
THIS IS A KEY TO MY APARTMENT.
I LIVE TWO BLOCKS
FROM THE PLANET.
I JUST WANT YOU TO
FEEL FREE TO STOP BY
ANYTIME YOU NEED
A BREAK FROM WORK.
OH, IVAN, IT'S NOT
A DONE DEAL YET.
I STILL HAVE TO GO TO
THE BANK TOMORROW
AND HAVE MY MEETING, AND THEN...
I HAVE A LOT TO WORK
OUT WITH MARINA'S FAMILY.
HER MOM IS SOME KIND
OF DAMN CONTESSA.
SHE MAY BE A CONTESSA,
BUT AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED...
KIT, YOU'RE A QUEEN.
DON'T YOU FORGET IT.
WHAT'S THIS ONE FOR?
THAT LOOKS LIKE MY CAR.
SORT OF.
I DID A LITTLE WORK ON IT.
A LITTLE?
A LITTLE RESTORATION
TO HELP YOU CELEBRATE
YOUR GETTING YOUR
LICENSE RESTORED.
NO ONE'S EVER DONE
ANYTHING LIKE THAT FOR ME.
I-I DON'T KNOW HOW TO THANK YOU.
NOT YET.
WHY?
BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT SURE,
AND I WANT YOU TO BE SURE.
COME ON, GORGEOUS,
LET'S GO TAKE IT FOR A SPIN.
COME ON.
WOW.
OOH. OOH, YES.
OH, MY GOD.
IT LOOKS FABULOUS. OH...
WOW.
SO OBERLIN'S
SUPPOSED TO BE A
REALLY GREAT SCHOOL.
YEAH, IT'S A GREAT TEAM.
COACH HASPEL.
YOU KNOW THEY WANT ME
THERE A WEEK FROM MONDAY,
SO I FIGURED I'D GIVE MYSELF
FIVE DAYS TO DRIVE TO OHIO.
RIGHT.
HEY, ARE YOU STILL GOING TO
GET YOUR TEACHING CERTIFICATE?
MAYBE.
DID YOU FIND AN APARTMENT YET?
NO.
IT'S SO DEPRESSING, TIM.
YOU SHOULD STAY HERE.
TAKE OVER THE LEASE.
OH, NO.
I CAN'T AFFORD THE
RENT ON THIS HOUSE.
WHAT ABOUT YOUR NEW JOB?
WAITRESSES AT HANK-59
DO NOT GET PAID THAT MUCH.
THINK ABOUT IT.
YOU KNOW THE RENT'S ALL PAID UP
THROUGH THE END OF THE MONTH.
ARE YOU SERIOUS?
YOU'D ACTUALLY LET ME STAY HERE?
YEAH, WHAT, I'M GOING TO
KICK YOU OUT ON PRINCIPLE?
ARE YOU SERIOUS,
TIM?
THAT WOULD BE AMAZING.
THE THING IS, I JUST...
I NEED TO FOCUS RIGHT
NOW, BECAUSE I'M JUST, LIKE...
AND OKAY... CHARLOTTE BIRCH
IS TEACHING THIS
MASTER CLASS AT C.U.,
AND I'M JUST TRYING
TO GET IN, YOU KNOW.
WHATEVER.
I'M JUST HAVING THE WORST
TIME WITH MY WRITING.
I'M JUST...
I DON'T KNOW.
I'M JUST FEELING
KIND OF BLOCKED.
[KEYBOARD CLICKING]
HOW EVERY TIME ONE PERSON
HAS SEX WITH ANOTHER PERSON,
EACH OF THEIR PREVIOUS
SEXUAL ENCOUNTERS IS EVOKED,
HOW THAT LINKS US ALL
INTO AN INFINITE NETWORK
OF HUMAN CONNECTIONS...
EACH OF THEIR PREVIOUS
SEXUAL ENCOUNTERS IS EVOKED...
HOW THAT LINKS US
INTO AN INFINITE NETWORK
OF HUMAN CONNECTIONS...
WHAT JANE UNDERSTOOD
WAS THAT HER PARENTS
WERE FIGHTING AGAIN.
THEIR HUMAN CONNECTION,
TENUOUS THE NIGHT BEFORE,
NOW WEARING DANGEROUSLY THIN.
DON'T LEAVE.
HEY. HEY, BETTE.
HI, TIM.
I JUST WANT TO SAY GOODBYE.
OH, YEAH?
ARE YOU GOING SOMEWHERE?
OHIO.
OHIO? REALLY?
FOR HOW LONG?
I TOOK A JOB THERE.
I'M LEAVING THE DAY
AFTER TOMORROW.
SO... GOOD LUCK.
SHIT, W... TIM.
I'M... I'M SORRY.
I DIDN'T KNOW YOU
WERE MOVING AWAY.
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
IT'S FINE.
WAIT, YOU'RE MOVING
TO OHIO FOR GOOD?
I DON'T KNOW
IF IT'S FOR GOOD,
BUT YEAH.
LOOK, I JUST...
I'M GLAD I GOT TO KNOW YOU.
I'M GLAD I GOT TO
KNOW YOU TOO, TIM.
I'LL MISS YOU.
YEAH, WHO KNOWS,
MAYBE SOME OTHER POOR
SUCKER WILL MOVE IN HERE
WITH HIS SEXUALLY
CONFUSED GIRLFRIEND,
AND YOU CAN INTRODUCE THEM
TO ONE OF YOUR
PREDATORY FRIENDS,
AND SHE CAN SEDUCE HER,
AND HIS WHOLE
LIFE CAN FALL APART.
YOU KNOW, SHE
TRIED TO KILL HERSELF.
SHE TRIED TO DRIVE HER CAR
OFF THE PCH OR SOMETHING.
MARINA?
I MEAN, I CAN'T BLAME YOU IF
YOU'RE NOT SORRY FOR HER.
NO, I MEAN...
I WOULDN'T WISH THAT ON ANYONE.
YOU JUST...
YOU NEVER EXPECT YOUR LIFE
TO THROW YOU SO
TOTALLY OFF PLAN.
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
YEAH. I THINK I DO.
IS TINA AROUND?
I'D REALLY LIKE TO
SAY GOODBYE TO HER.
NO.
SHE'S NOT HERE.
WELL, IF I DON'T SEE HER,
WOULD YOU TELL
HER I SAID GOODBYE?
YEAH, SURE.
HEY.
[♪♪♪]
HEY.
HEY.
I'M SHANE.
HI, SHANE. I'M ARIANNA.
HEY, ARIANNA.
I LIKE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING.
THANK YOU.
WHAT DO YOU DRESS FOR?
UH... UM... MYSELF...
AND THE GIRLIE SOMETIMES,
BUT MOSTLY ME.
SO YOU'RE GAY?
TOTALLY,
YES.
YOU KNOW,
I WAS AT A DINNER
THE OTHER NIGHT,
AND SOMEONE SAID
THAT DYKES ARE THE NEW FAGS.
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT?
I THINK PEOPLE LIKE
CATEGORIZE THINGS
TOO MUCH.
SO, WHAT'S YOUR BOOK ABOUT?
THIS COUNTRY, POLITICS...
YEAH?
MY IDEAS ABOUT HOW TO
MAKE THE WORLD BETTER.
GOOD FOR YOU.
WHAT ABOUT YOU, SHANE?
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
UM, WELL, I HAVEN'T
REALLY THOUGHT ABOUT IT.
WHAT ABOUT LOVE?
NO, LOVE'S A BITCH.
I'D RATHER JUST HAVE A
GOOD TIME AND MOVE ON.
ALL RIGHT, MISS HUFFINGTON.
HERE'S YOUR SOY LATTE.
UM, CAN I GET YOU ANYTHING?
NO, THANK YOU.
JUST LET ME KNOW
IF YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND.
I'M CARMEN.
HEY, CARMEN. HI.
I'M SHANE.
OKAY.
SEE YOU.
HEY. SORRY.
HI.
DON'T WORRY, I'LL BE FINE.
BUT I SHOULD BE HERE FOR YOU.
GO.
SO ANYWAY,
THIS IS MY DAY JOB.
LAST WEEK,
I P.A.ed AT A
FISCHERSPOONER VIDEO.
COOL.
I KNOW. I DJ, TOO.
I DO LITTLE TEMPLE ON FRIDAYS,
AND THEN I DO A
NIGHT OF OLD SCHOOL,
BODY WAVE, AND ELECTRO AT MRX
EVERY OTHER WEDNESDAY.
VERY COOL.
[LAUGHS]
SO, WHAT ABOUT YOU?
WHAT DO YOU DO
WHEN YOU'RE NOT DOING HAIR?
[LAUGHS]
WHAT DO I DO?
NOTHING MUCH.
HMM.
HANG OUT.
YEAH.
WHATEVER.
OH, YEAH, YEAH.
OKAY.
GOT IT.
WELL...
I'LL CATCH YOU LATER.
ALL RIGHT.
HEY, SHANE.
UM...
DO YOU WANT TO LISTEN
TO SOMETHING REALLY COOL?
[♪♪♪]
SO I HEARD THIS MIX
AT THE KNITTING
FACTORY LAST WEEK,
AND, I MEAN, THIS IS...
THIS IS EXACTLY
WHERE I WANT TO BE
IN, LIKE, FIVE YEARS FROM NOW.
I LIKE A GIRL WITH AMBITION.
FUCK YOU.
OKAY, IF YOU WANT.
WHERE DOES THIS LEAD?
OH, IT WAS FOR MY FATHER.
I NEVER MET HIM,
BUT... SUPPOSEDLY
HE WAS SOME KIND OF
MAYAN MEDICINE MAN.
AND HOW COME YOU NEVER MET HIM?
HE DIED IN A MOTORCYCLE CRASH
BEFORE I WAS BORN.
OH.
FOLKS, I DON'T WANT
ANY TALKING IN HERE,
ALL RIGHT?
WHAT IS GOING ON?
CAN SOMEBODY GET
ME A 20 ON SHANE?
BOB, GO TO TWO FOR ME.
THAT'S BECAUSE I CALLED FINAL
TOUCHES FIVE MINUTES AGO.
SO WHERE'S HAIR?
[♪♪♪]
HE'LL DO A LARGE SCALE PAINTING
FOR ONE OF THE LOBBY WALLS,
BASED ON JAPANESE ANIME.
IT'S AN ILLICIT EXTERIOR...
GO ON. I'M LISTENING.
I'M LISTENING.
AN ILLICIT EXTERIOR INSTALLATION
JUST BELOW
THE SAWTELLE-405
FREEWAY OVERPASS.
YOU KNOW,
I SAW NOBLE'S PERFORMANCE PIECE
WHERE HE CRAWLED NAKED
ACROSS A TABLE RANTING
ABOUT HIS WEAKNESS AND PERFIDY.
WHO DO YOU THINK'S
GOING TO FUND THAT?
I APPLIED
TO THE AHMANSON FOUNDATION.
NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN.
THEY'RE WAY TOO CONSERVATIVE.
NO!
THIS IS, LIKE, THE FIFTH
TIME SHE'S CALLED.
YOU TELL HER
TO FUCKING STOP CALLING.
[SIGHS]
APPLY TO THE PEABODY FOUNDATION.
THEY MIGHT FUND A NOBLE PROJECT.
[SIGHS]
OKAY, SO YOU DO NUMBER THREE,
AND THEN WE'LL
TAKE TWO AND FIVE.
OKAY? OKAY.
YES.
HELLO. HOW ARE YOU? MAY
I PLEASE TAKE YOUR ORDER?
WE HAVE A FEW QUESTIONS.
ARE THE BURGERS
MADE WITH NEW ZEALAND
OR AMERICAN BEEF,
I'D LIKE TO SUBSTITUTE
FETA CHEESE FOR
THE AMERICAN CHEESE,
AND MIXED GREENS FOR THE FRIES.
WILL YOU PLEASE
EXCUSE ME FOR A SECOND?
I WILL BE RIGHT BACK.
WE'D LIKE TO ORDER.
OKAY.
HEY.
HI. WHAT'S GOING ON?
OH, I JUST WANTED TO
MAKE SURE YOU WERE OKAY.
I'M OKAY.
I MEAN, I'M GOING TO
BE A SHITTY WAITRESS,
BUT I'M OKAY, YOU KNOW?
YOU HAVEN'T HEARD, OBVIOUSLY.
HAVEN'T HEARD WHAT?
MARINA TRIED TO COMMIT SUICIDE.
YEAH.
SHE CHECKED INTO
THE BEL AIR HOTEL,
THE PRESIDENTIAL SUITE.
YOU SAID TRIED.
SHE DIDN'T... KILL HERSELF.
APPARENTLY,
THE PEOPLE ACROSS THE
HALL HEARD SHOUTING.
THEY THOUGHT A WOMAN
WAS GETTING HURT,
SO THEY CALLED THE FRONT DESK.
THE BELLBOY FOUND MARINA
ALONE IN THE ROOM
WITH, LIKE, THREE
BOTTLES OF PILLS,
TOTALLY OUT OF HER SKULL.
OH, POOR MARINA.
THEY CALLED ME.
[LAUGHS]
I DON'T KNOW WHY.
I GUESS MY PHONE
NUMBER WAS IN HER PURSE.
I MANAGED TO FIND HER MOTHER.
I REMEMBERED MARINA TELLING
ME SHE LIVES IN UMBRIA, SO...
IN A VILLA.
JEN, I FEEL LIKE MAYBE
I SHOULDN'T SAY THIS,
BUT WHEN I GOT
TO THE HOSPITAL...
SHE WAS CALLING YOUR NAME.
MISS, WE'D LIKE TO ORDER.
POOKIE, YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS.
WHOA.
LOOK AT THIS.
THAT?
ISN'T THIS BEAUTIFUL?
THE JURA-CAPRESSO S8
ESPRESSO COFFEEMAKER.
$1,999!
TONYA,
WE CAN'T REGISTER FOR THAT!
WELL...
A FEW PEOPLE MIGHT
CHIP IN TOGETHER.
DANA, DO NOT SECOND-GUESS
THE GENEROSITY OF OUR FRIENDS.
NOW, LOOK, I WANT TO
SHOW YOU SOMETHING
AT GEARY'S.
[CELLPHONE RINGING]
HELLO.
THIS IS DANA FAIRBANKS.
HI! YEAH, HI.
UM... I THINK WE SHOULD TALK.
UH-HUH.
IT'S ROBBIE,
MY OLD TENNIS PARTNER
BEFORE HARRISON.
I'D LOVE TO SEE YOU.
WHERE? WHEN?
[TONYA]: HONEY, LOOK.
I THINK WE NEED TO THINK
ABOUT SOME CUT CRYSTAL.
OKAY, UH-HUH.
ALL RIGHT.
HOW ABOUT TOMORROW
MORNING AT RUNYON CANYON?
HOW ABOUT I MEET YOU
AT THE GATE AT 10:30?
IT'S A LITTLE EARLY.
OKAY, 11:00.11:00 IS FINE.
OKAY, BUT, YOU KNOW,
WITH TRAFFIC, IT MIGHT...
THE 405...
UM...
4:00 IS GOOD.
4:00 IN THE AFTERNOON.
I'LL SEE YOU AT 4:00
IN THE AFTERNOON.
OKAY.
OKAY, BYE.
THAT'S OKAY, KNIT...
KNIT AWAY.
I'M JUST TALKING...
TALKING ON THE PHONE.
DEAR...
I DON'T THINK
YOU'RE GOING TO BE ABLE TO GET
ANYBODY'S HEAD
THROUGH THAT THING.
YOU KNOW, THOUGH,
I THINK THIS WOULD MAKE
A REALLY GOOD HARNESS
FOR A STRAP-ON DILDO.
WE COULD AT LEAST
PRETEND TO BE HUMAN.
LET ME TALK TO TINA.
WHAT WOULD YOU SAY?
THAT MY SISTER IS A
POOTY-CHASING DOG
WHO DESERVES TO BE TIED DOWN
AND WHUPPED UPSIDE THE HEAD,
BUT IT DOESN'T CHANGE THE FACT
THAT SHE LOVES YOU MORE
THAN SHE LOVES HER OWN LIFE,
AND THAT YOU SHOULD
FINISH PUNISHING HER
AND GET BACK TO FIGURING OUT
HOW TO LIVE WITH ONE ANOTHER
FOR THE NEXT 50 YEARS OR MORE.
YOU COULD GIVE IT A TRY.
NOW, DON'T YOU GO AND
PULL A MARINA ON ME, NOW.
KIT.
I'M JUST SAYING.
[SIGHS]
I READ YOUR BUSINESS PLAN.
IT'S SOLID.
I'M HAPPY TO
CO-SIGN ON THE LOAN.
WELL, WHAT ABOUT
THE DOWN PAYMENT?
KIT, I DON'T HAVE $50,000.
NOT LIQUID.
NOT THAT I CAN GET MY HANDS ON.
IVAN'S ABOUT THE ONLY
ONE WHO COULD POSS...
IVAN IS NOT A GOOD IDEA.
WHY IS THAT?
BECAUSE IT FURTHER CONFUSES
AN ALREADY
COMPLICATED SITUATION.
YOU INVITE IVAN TO BE
YOUR BUSINESS PARTNER,
AND THEN IVAN TAKES THAT
AS A BROADER INVITATION.
THAT IS SO TYPICAL OF YOU.
I HAVE AN IMPOSSIBLE TASK TO DO,
AND I COME UP WITH
ONE POSSIBLE SOLUTION,
AND YOU DISS MY SOLUTION.
I'M NOT DISSING YOU.
THEN, WHAT DO YOU CALL IT, THEN?
I'M POINTING OUT A
CONSIDERABLE FLAW
IN WHAT MAY OR MAY NOT
BE A SOLUTION IN
THE FIRST PLACE.
WELL, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK
I DON'T WANT TO
MAKE THAT INVITATION?
BECAUSE, KIT...
YOU'RE STRAIGHT.
WHO SAYS?
YOU'RE NOT?
I AM,
BUT I DON'T NEED
YOU TO TELL ME THAT,
AND NEITHER DOES IVAN.
THE WAY I SEE IT,
IVAN IS THE ONE WHO GETS TO SAY
WHETHER HE'S A MAN OR A WOMAN,
AND HE'S TELLING ME
HE'S MORE OF A MAN.
THAT'S DELUSIONAL THINKING.
IT DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY.
MAYBE IN THE WORLD
ACCORDING TO BETTE,
BUT THE WORLD ACCORDING TO BETTE
DOESN'T HAVE THE
SAME PROPS IT ONCE DID.
YOU KNOW WHAT
I'M SAYING, BABY SIS?
YOU DIDN'T DO ANYTHING, JEN.
SHE WASN'T RIGHT.
I KNEW IT
FROM THE MOMENT I
MET HER, YOU KNOW?
SCOOT OVER.
ARE YOU SURE
YOU DON'T NEED TO
GO TO THE HOSPITAL?
I'M FINE.
YEAH?
YEAH, I'M FINE.
I FAINTED.
I DO THAT SOMETIMES.
IT'S FINE.
I HOPE SOMEONE'S
LOOKING AFTER HER.
SOMEONE'S LOOKING AFTER YOU.
HOW'S THAT?
MY MOM USED TO PUT THESE
COMPRESSES ON MY FOREHEAD.
DON'T TELL ME I REMIND YOU
OF A DYSFUNCTIONAL MOTHER.
NO, I DON'T KNOW
IF SHE WAS
DYSFUNCTIONAL, YOU KNOW?
I MEAN, WHO CAN SAY IF
A MOM'S GOOD OR BAD?
HOW'S YOUR APARTMENT
HUNT COMING?
[GASPS]
SO SHITTY.
FOR PRACTICALLY, LIKE, $1,000,
I CAN LIVE IN A HOVEL
UNDERNEATH THE FREEWAY.
TIM WAS LIKE,
"YOU COULD TAKE OVER THE LEASE,"
BUT THERE'S NO WAY THAT
I COULD AFFORD IT, SO...
I HAVE A PROPOSITION FOR YOU.
WHY DON'T YOU MOVE IN
WITH ME?
YOU KNOW, IT'S TOTALLY
RENT CONTROLLED,
TWO BEDROOM.
I AFFORD IT EASILY.
YOU WOULDN'T HAVE TO PAY.
I CAN'T.
I THINK WE COULD BE HAPPY, JEN.
SO, WHAT'S UP?
I WANTED TO ASK
IF YOU COULD BE OUT OF THE HOUSE
FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS TONIGHT.
UH-HUH.
BECAUSE TINA NEEDS TO COME BY
AND PICK UP SOME OF HER THINGS.
SHE'S RUNNING OUT OF CLOTHES.
IT'S HER HOUSE.
SHE CAN COME BY
ANY TIME SHE WANTS.
YOU KNOW THAT'S NOT TRUE.
[SIGHS]
YOU KNOW,
WHAT I DID, ALICE,
I COULDN'T HELP MYSELF.
BECAUSE... IT'S KIND
OF AN ACT OF FREE WILL.
YOU KNOW, I EXHAUSTED
EVERY OUNCE OF WILL I HAD,
AND I STILL COULDN'T
STOP MYSELF.
DID YOU FALL IN LOVE?
NO. I LOVE TINA.
TINA IS THE ONLY PERSON
THAT I'M IN LOVE WITH.
BUT YOU'RE STILL
SITTING ON CANDY'S FACE.
ACTUALLY, I'M NOT.
I TOLD YOU,
I ENDED IT AS SOON AS I COULD.
AS SOON AS YOU COULD?
WHAT ARE YOU, LIKE,
A SEX ADDICT NOW?
NO, I'M NOT A SEX ADDICT.
JESUS, ALICE.
YOU KNOW, I THINK
CALLING SEX AN ADDICTION
IS JUST AN EXCUSE
FOR BAD BEHAVIOR,
AND I KNOW THAT I BEHAVED BADLY,
BUT I'M PREPARED TO
TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR IT.
NO, YOU BEHAVED REALLY BADLY.
I KNOW THAT IT
SOUNDS LIKE AN EXCUSE,
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
THE FACT IS, SHE
DISAPPEARED ON ME.
SHE WAS DEPRESSED
AND SHE WAS COMPLETELY
WRAPPED UP IN HERSELF,
AND I TRIED TO TALK
TO HER ABOUT IT,
BUT SHE... SHE
COMPLETELY SHUT ME OUT.
FOR HOW LONG?
TWO OR THREE MONTHS.
OUT OF SEVEN YEARS.
I THINK YOU COULD HAVE WAITED.
SHE ABANDONED ME AS
MUCH AS I ABANDONED HER.
WE BOTH DID IT.
YEAH, BUT ONLY ONE OF
YOU WAS HAVING AN ORGASM.
[SIGHS]
FUCK YOU, ALICE.
JUST BE OUT OF THE HOUSE.
[BEEP]
[INTERCOM LINE RINGING]
[LOUD COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING]
IVAN, IT'S ME.
I'M A LITTLE EARLY.
IN FACT, I'M A LOT EARLY.
I WANTED TO TALK TO
YOU ABOUT SOMETHING
AND... THAT I'M VERY
NERVOUS ABOUT,
BECAUSE YOU'VE
BEEN SO GENEROUS...
I...
IVAN, I... I AM SO SORRY.
LOOK, I DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING.
KIT.
I'LL WAIT FOR YOU
IN THE OTHER ROOM.
KIT, I THINK YOU SHOULD GO.
LOOK, IVAN, I WILL WAIT UNTIL
YOU GET DRESSED, OKAY?
I REALLY NEED TO TALK TO YOU
BECAUSE THIS THING
THAT HAPPENED...
KIT! LISTEN, OKAY?
I WANT YOU TO LEAVE.
DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
GO.
FUCK!
OH, SHIT.
SO YOU WERE SAYING?
WELL, I WAS SAYING
IT'S OBVIOUS
THERE'S SOMETHING
GOING ON BETWEEN US.
WHAT DO YOU THINK IT IS?
I DON'T KNOW.
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEAS?
MAYBE... I DON'T KNOW.
MAYBE WE'RE ATTRACTED
TO EACH OTHER.
YEAH, MAYBE.
YEAH.
YEAH, OKAY.
MAYBE IF WE ADMIT
THAT WE'RE ATTRACTED
TO EACH OTHER...
YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES
ADMITTING A TABOO
TAKES THE POWER OUT OF IT.
I ADMIT IT.
I'M ATTRACTED TO YOU.
HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN?
I DON'T KNOW.
I NEVER REALIZED IT BEFORE.
OKAY, GO ON.
IT'S YOUR TURN.
I ADMIT I'M ATTRACTED TO YOU.
WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
WELL, IT DOESN'T HAVE
TO MEAN ANYTHING.
I MEAN, BEING ATTRACTED
TO SOMEONE IS NO BIG DEAL.
IT'S JUST AN ATTRACTION.
RIGHT.
WE JUST...
WE HAVE TO AGREE
NOT TO ACT ON IT.
OKAY, HOW DO WE DO THAT?
WELL, WE JUST
TOOK THE FIRST STEP.
WE TOOK THE POWER OUT OF IT.
UH-HUH.
I THINK WE NEED
TO TAKE THE SECOND STEP.
YEAH.
YEAH.
OKAY.
WE NEED TO COUNTERACT IT.
ALL RIGHT.
WE JUST NEED TO
AVOID ALL SITUATIONS
WHERE WE FIND EACH
OTHER MOST ATTRACTIVE.
UH-HUH.
WE NEED, LIKE, RULES
OF UN-ATTRACTION.
OKAY, LIKE, NEVER
BE ALONE TOGETHER...
IN PLACES LIKE THE
BATHROOM AT THE PLANET.
RIGHT.
NEVER BE ALONE TOGETHER.
ESPECIALLY NEVER BE
ALONE TOGETHER IN PLACES
WHERE THERE'S, LIKE,
A BED OR A COUCH.
RIGHT, OR A TABLE...
OR A FLOOR.
YEAH.
OR THE BACK SEAT OF A CAR.
OOH, THAT'D BE GOOD.
THAT WOULDN'T BE GOOD.
OKAY.
YOU NEED TO STOP
SHOWING UP AT THE PLANET
AFTER YOU'VE WORKED OUT,
WHEN YOU'RE ALL SWEATY,
AND YOUR VEINS
ARE POPPING ALL OVER THE PLACE.
YOU LIKE THAT?
TONYA HATES THAT.
ALL RIGHT, WELL, THEN,
YOU CAN'T WEAR
THOSE SHIRTS ANYMORE.
WHAT SHIRTS?
YOU KNOW, THE ONES WHERE...
THEY CLING TO YOU IN SOME PLACES
AND FALL OFF YOU IN OTHERS.
FUCK YOU.
OKAY, THAT'S TOTALLY
AGAINST THE RULES.
COME ON, AL.
WAIT!
COME ON, AL. CATCH UP.
COME ON, AL. [SCREAMS]
WHOA, WHERE ARE WE GOING?
[BOTH LAUGH]
TIM...
THANKS.
I'D LIKE TO KEEP THIS ONE.
I DON'T WANT THE MEMORY
OF US TO EVANESCE.
[CHUCKLES]
LET'S NOT EVANESCE.
[KEYS RATTLE, DOOR UNLOCKS]
I NEEDED TO SEE YOU.
YOU DON'T WANT TO
GIVE ME ANYTHING I NEED.
OKAY, THAT'S FAIR.
NOTHING'S FAIR, BETTE.
YOU BROKE EVERYTHING
THAT MEANT ANYTHING TO ME.
LET ME FIX IT.
NO.
I WON'T ACCEPT THAT.
TOO BAD.
[SIGHS]
LOOK, I OVERESTIMATED
MYSELF, ALL RIGHT?
SUPPORTING US BOTH FINANCIALLY,
AND THEN...
AND THEN WHEN WE LOST THE BABY,
I THOUGHT
THAT I HAD TO TAKE
ON THE WHOLE BURDEN.
I THOUGHT THAT I HAD
TO ABSORB YOUR PAIN
AND IGNORE MY OWN.
WELL, I HOPE YOU HAD FUN
BLOWING OFF SOME STEAM
WITH THE CARPENTER.
TINA!
[♪♪♪]
HEY.
HI.
HOW ARE YOU DOING?
UM, TO TELL YOU THE
TRUTH, NOT TOO GOOD.
YEAH.
LOOK, I'M SORRY.
DON'T BE SORRY, YOU KNOW?
JUST TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON.
I JUST WANTED TO HAVE
A GOOD TIME TONIGHT.
I DIDN'T THINK I'D SEE YOU.
OKAY, BUT...
HERE I AM.
YOU DON'T THINK
THAT YOU COULD'VE CHANGED
YOUR PLAN A LITTLE BIT?
I DON'T HAVE A PLAN.
THAT'S THE POINT.
MM.
[SHOES CLUNK ON FLOOR]
[UNZIPPING]
[WHISPERS] JEN.
[LOUDER] JEN.
TIM...
COME ON.
NO.
I DON'T... THIS SEEMS WRONG.
I DON'T THINK THIS IS
THE WAY WE SHOULD...
IT'S NOT THE WAY.
DOES THAT FEEL GOOD?
MM, YEAH.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
I'M GOING TO GO.
I DON'T WANT TO WAIT
UNTIL THE MORNING.
TIM.
PLEASE.
DON'T LEAVE.
[KETTLE WHISTLING]
AAH!
FUCK... FUCK!
[WHISTLING STOPS]
[♪♪♪]
[MEOWS]
[PURRS]