The L.A. Complex (2012): Season 2, Episode 8 - Stay - full transcript

Previously on The I.A Complex...

He set my car on fire
outside of the 19th street mission!

You came here to
tell me something I already knew?

There's an opening on the
show "Celebrity Halfway House."

I have final cut;
I decide how you look.

I had this nightmare
my mom was strangling me

because I wasn't making
enough money.

Wow.

And I think I've come up
with a way

for you to rattle that Zack kid.

Is that why your
mom checked out on you?



Oh!

Zach?

We need a medic in here! Go!

You got the job hotshot.
Congratulations!

I'm crazy about you

and I'm not gonna let
this job come between us.

I wanna hire you
to be my boyfriend.

The three of us should
have a games night tonight.

I get the sense that she's been
feeling really lonely lately.

I think she could use
some family right now.

We all could.

- Call dad.
- You can't just-

- Call him!
- He left us!

I'm so sick of you!



I'm so sick of being around you!

Simon!
Simon!

Simon!

We'll just keep looking.

Where?

Simon's been missing for
almost fourteen hours now.

Fifteen.

Sorry.

Okay, as the
responsible adult here...

as the adult here,

I think we need to call
the police.

No, Eddie, please.

Why not?

I'm not Simon's legal guardian.

Excuse me?

Our mom died;

they would take him away.

Please don't call hem.

We're gonna find him.

The four of us
will keep looking.

No. You know, I gotta start
a twelve-hour shift

on twelve minutes of sleep.

Okay, then the three of us.

The two of us.

And, uh, if you haven't
found him

by the time I have to clock out,

I gotta call the police.

Welcome to L.A.

Did you have a good flight?

Yeah.

Are you ready for this?

I hope so.

Just be yourself.

We're really excited for you.

Here's everything you need.

2x08
- Stay -

♪ I'm hoping, I'm hoping ♪

♪ That I could be home
right now ♪

♪ The feel of the breeze, ♪

♪ The smell of the trees
under my brow ♪

♪ I'm hoping,
I'm hoping... ♪

All right, ms.
Bell, time for your wake-up!

- Connor?!
- Connor, buddy,

Occupied, man!

Sorry!

Connor, are you still out there?

Connor.

Yup.

Um, I'm sorry,

I-I didn't know you were
gonna be home so early.

No, no, no.
Don't worry about it.

It's...

♪ ...I'm wishing that I could
be home right now ♪

♪ Right home to you ♪

He's a known racist
and homophobe!

I want a different judge.

Look, you tell him

if he's the one behind
that bench Monday morning

I will file a motion
for mistrial

the second he bangs that gavel.

Tell him he can take it up
with the ethics review board.

Then tell him he can kiss
my gay black ass!

Good morning.

Morning.

I, uh...

Shoes?

Under my desk.

Why didn't you wake me up?

I tried.
You're a heavy sleeper.

No, I'm not.

Well, you were last night.

Must be my soothing demeanor.

I gotta go.

I get it.

I intimidate you?

I don't get intimidated,
I intimidate.

He says as he runs
from my office.

I got a meeting in a few hours

and if I don't eat
I'll be completely useless.

So?

So...

Intimidate me into having
breakfast with you.

This is gonna be great.

Get back up behind that mic,

shake the dust off the old act...

Shake the dust off?

What material are you doing?

I dunno.

I mean, strangle-girl obviously...

You're gonna do strangle-girl?

What, you don't like
strangle-girl?

I do not.

But it's my strongest bit.

I totally agree.

That's why you should
work on all new material.

What, you're doing
all new material?

Yep.

No hipster-haiku?
No keep-it-casual?

No baby-pockets?

Screw baby-pockets.

That's crazy. How can you
not do baby-pockets?

Because I already have
baby-pockets.

It's about trying new stuff,
stuff I don't have yet.

Okay.

You are aware that
just for laughs

doesn't invite you back

if you're not funny
the first time.

The entire festival is
just for laughs.

Thank you.
I just...

Well, I'm trapped in
a writers room all week -

Where am I supposed
to find new material?

Have you tried the internet?

Yeah.

Now, I know your online ad

said you were looking for
a new bridge partner,

but just so you're clear,
I'm a total novice.

Oh, don't worry,
I'm an excellent teacher.

Okay, so suit ranking goes
spades, hearts,

diamonds, clubs-

Right. Um...
Why don't we just talk?

Talk?
Yeah.

You must have a ton of stories -

amusing or hilarious
anecdotes from your life?

Funny...
Funny stories?

Oh!
Here's a funny story:

My husband died

and now I have no one
to play cards with.

So... So bridge then?

Bridge. Yeah.
Okay, here we go.

So, hi.
Ron Jacobs Talent.

Hi, Ron, it's Abby.

Oh god, what did she do now?

No, ron, this is Abby.

Oh hi! How are you?

I need a job, Ron.

I got you a job, Abby.

A very good job
on "Saving Faith."

"Saying Grace."

A-a-and you had an orgy
party and got fired.

I'm sorry.

I messed up, I know.

Oh. I mean,
uh, mistakes happen.

Um, upwards and onwards.

So are there any auditions
coming up?

Oh, no, there's nothing.

I'll take anything.

I can't just sit here
waiting for the phone to ring.

I need a job.

And you don't care what it is?

No. Wait, why?

Well, I can
get you in on something

that shoots this morning.

A porn?

No, it's a major network series.

Well, what's the role?

Well, it's background work.

It pays a hundred dollars,
plus two substantial snacks.

Be an extra?

This is not what
I came down here to do.

Your prepaid phone card
has one minute remaining.

Ohmygod! Ohmygod!

I'll take it, I'll take it
I'll take it!

Quick, tell me where to go?

Oh, oh, uh... Uh...

Hey, Ricky.

Oh, no, no, no.

You stay away from me,
crazy lady!

You say one thing to my face

and then another thing
to my face...

Okay.
In front of other people.

You got two faces -
I don't like either face!

All right.

You don't exactly seem
to be alone in that.

Oh, boo-hoo!

I do not cry for
the puppet-master,

I cry for the puppet!

Zach OD'd because
you manipulated him,

- Not me.
- I know.

What is this? What is this
you're playing, remorse?

It do not buy this.

I'm not playing anything, okay?

I'm sorry for manipulating you.

What-who's-what-
who's doing that to my arm?

Who's doing it?
Could it be you?

Could it be the puppet-master?!

Well, I'm cutting the strings!

Look, I owe a production company

a hundred and twenty grand.

I'm here to pay my debt,
that's it.

I'm done making plays.

Well, I'm done trusting you!

Because people who do

tend to wind up
writhing on the ground,

frothing at the mouth!

Well, at least he got
outta here, right?

I mean, maybe now he can
get some real help.

Whoop!
And maybe not.

What is he doing back here?

He should still be
in the hospital.

Do you think he's mad at me?

Why, because of the whole...

fake-caring and betrayal
and whatnot?

No, I'm sure he's totally
fine with that.

That's why he took
all those pills -

Because of how fine he was.

Go where we tell you,
and when we tell you,

and try not to look
at the camera

When you're doing it.

Stay and get paid,
leave and get squat.

You got it?
Thank you!

Say what you will about Dave,

But he runs a tight ship.

Ron, what are you doing here?

Well, I actually do a fair bit
of background work myself.

Who's answering the phone?

Oh, I-I-I-I I keep this baby
with me at all times.

Oh, oh, no phones!
No phones, please. Thank you.

You'll get this back at
the end of the day, okay?

Thank you.

No phones, people!
Do not make ak frisk you!

It will hurt!

Okay, here's the deal -
you're our couples-group,

so try to buddy up with somebody

you can pretend to like
for the next twelve hours.

No same-sex couples, please.
Inter-racials okay.

Let's go! Move, move, move!
Come on!

Uh, hey, excuse me.
I need a partner.

Hey, do you need a partner?

Do you...
Do you have a partner?

Well, looks like
it's just gonna be you and uh...

Sorry I'm late! Sorry.

We're a couple, we're a couple!

Yeah. So...

Hey, I'm Gray.

Not from where I'm standing.

And then trump!

You!

Are you sure you've never
played this game before.

No, I swear!
You're just a great teacher.

Well, I don't teach just bridge.

Well, sign me up!
What's next?

What...?

How would you like
to skip forty years

of just fumbling around
in the dark

and learn how to really
please a lady?

I would not, no,
that's... Okay.

Thank you,
but I'm... fine.

I know what I'm doing.

No, Nick, I can tell you,
without a doubt,

that you do not
know what you're doing.

Are we like talking about
a verbal lesson, or...

Oh no...
One learns by doing, Nick.

Then no, then...
Then no. Thank you.

I've had a lovely time, Eleanor.

Thank you so much
for the bridge lesson. No.

Can I ask what
we're doing out here?

This is the first place
we stopped

When we got here.

I just, I thought...
I don't know,

I thought that maybe
he'd come back

to where we started.

It's stupid, I know.
I just-

It's not stupid.

No, it is!
I know it is, I just...

I don't know where else to look.

We've looked everywhere!
Where could he have gone?

This isn't how it was
supposed to happen.

When I was ten,

my parents wouldn't let me
get a dog,

so I gathered up
all my essentials -

I got a... compass,
flashlight...

Tv from the kitchen -
and I made a run for it.

Where did you go?

I made it to the playground
at the end of the street,

holed up under the slide till
I had to go to the bathroom.

Everyone runs away
when they're ten.

But what if he doesn't
come back?

Maybe you should call your dad.

And do what?

Why would you say that?

You have no idea
what you're talking about.

Okay, okay. Sorry.

I'm sorry, I...

I'm just trying to help.

Is it safe?

Can I come back now?

Hey! Yeah.
Grab a seat, buddy.

There's something we wanna
talk to you about.

If it's about
where babies come from,

I already know.

Eric and I are getting
back together.

Yeah, I kinda gathered that.

My publicists held a focus group

and it turns out
there's a big appetite

for a Jennifer/Eric reconciliation.

Plus, we're...
Sort of in love again,

kind of thanks to you.

Well, I think it's great.

You do?

Absolutely!

I mean, look at you two!

Look at us!

I think we should celebrate.

Why don't we go for a drive
up the coast?

I've always wanted to go
to Salinas.

I don't know
if you're hearing us right.

Um... Since Eric and I are
getting back together,

That would mean that you and
I are no longer "dating,"

Yeah.
So...

that would effectively
end our contract.

Right.

Connor, are you okay, buddy?

Well, I just...

I didn't see this coming.

I mean...
I fought for you two.

I fought for this,

I thought that
we were getting along.

I thought you guys liked me.

We do like you, Connor.

So what, now that
you guys are back together

and you got your Fincher film

you're just happy
to kick me out?

Just like that?

Connor...

I mean, what did you think
was gonna happen?

It's not like we're a family
or anything.

The three of us can't live
together forever, right?

Would that be so crazy?

A little bit.
Yeah.

Hi. Mind if I come in?

Where's your camera crew?

Cori's up on the roof again.

I deserve that.

Look...

I, uh...

I should not have...

I betrayed your trust

And I think I let things
get away from me

for a while there.

Dr. Karen says that...
that was my bottom

and now I can start to heal.

Zach, do you really think this
is the place to do that?

It's a tv show.

You need real help.

I signed a contract.

If I leave, I'll get in trouble.

No, a contract, Zach-

Andrea says...

says their making my storyline

the central arc for the season.

I'm stuck.

I mean, originally,
I was gonna become a chef,

But my mother said
the hours were so terrible,

So I became a lawyer instead.

That was a joke.

You don't gotta laugh, but...

a polite smile would be nice.

All right, brother,

I've been talking
for twenty minutes...

waiting for you to jump in.

What do you wanna know?

I don't know...

Family? Politics?
Favourite drink?

Mother's dead, dad's an ex-con,

I drink cognac and I don't vote.

You wanna get outta here?

Just started eating.

Who um...
Who's Tariq?

You were yelling it
in your sleep.

Just someone I used to know.

- Ex-boyfriend?
- Next subject.

Am I wasting my time?

What?

I'm trying to get to know you.

If you're not into me,
just say so now.

What the hell you looking at?

So what happened
with this Tariq guy?

I gotta go.

Just because
you can't live with us

doesn't mean we don't love you.

Okay.

We're only a phone call
away if you need us.

I mean not for the
next couple weeks though -

We're going to the Galapagos

and there's no cell phone
service there, so...

but I mean anytime after that,
we're here for you, buddy.

Okay?

Be good to yourself, okay?

Yeah.

I'm really happy for you guys.

Drive safe, okay, bud?

Hey, Jennifer.

Yeah?

Eric broke your parents' vase
when he was drunk,

the one in there's a fake.

And cut!

Okay, what part of
"run for your lives"

Don't you understand?!

You're being chased by a giant,
bloodthirsty leviathan!

Pretend for a second

that you have lives
worth saving, okay?

Back to ones!

Wow. Okay, this isn't as
much fun as I imagined.

Really?

This is exactly as much fun
as I imagined it to be.

So why are you doing this?

I don't know.
I've just...

I've just always loved movies.

I thought it'd be cool
to be in one.

At least there are apples.

Hey!
You had your substantial snack!

Are you serious?

This sucks.

You wanna ditch?

No. I can't.

Oh right, okay,
a woman of principles.

I got it.
Trying to be.

But I just really need the cash.

I mean, look around.

It's not like
they're gonna miss us.

Yeah, but we have to sign out
at the end of the day

to get paid, so...

Can't we get someone
to sign out for us?

I could probably find somebody.

I'll tell you what, let
me sweeten the deal for you,

Okay? I don't spend
much time in L.A.,

So... how 'bout
you show me around,

I'll give you a hundred bucks.

I'm an extra, not an escort.

Two hundred.

Where to, mister?

Let's go.

You wanna go a round
with me? Let's go!

You burnt my car down
in front of half the city!

There was a time
you'd be dead already.

Look, man,

I ain't scared of you,
all right?

What's your beef with me anyway?

- You embarrassed me!
- So what?!

Somebody knock you down,
you get back up -

Be proud, be a man.

Who cares what
anybody else thinks?

You do!

Otherwise you'd rap about
who you really are!

What you mean by that?
What you mean?!

You're a hypocrite!

Nothing you rap about

has anything to do
with your life.

You rap about the corner,
yet you live in a mansion.

What kinda man are you?

All right.

I embarrassed you;
you got even.

You got your payback.

Me and you, we're done.

Now, I know your internet ad

said this job paid a $100
for one day's work,

but I'm still not entirely
clear on what the job is.

I want you to clean my garage.

Oh! Oh.
That's not weird... at all.

That's it?

A hundred bucks just
to clean your garage?

Well, I've really let it go.

Still, I mean how messy
can it... be?

I'm sorry, you want me to-

Yes. I want you to clean
the entire garage.

It's filthy.

Ian, can you punch in on that?

What the hell
are you doing in here?

I'm not here to cause trouble.

I am really worried about Zach.

Yeah, we all are, okay?

That's why we're making him
our number one priority.

Don't you think he
needs a little bit more help

than you people are
equipped to give him?

He's telling me
if he walks off the show,

you'll sue him
for breach of contract.

He's right.

Hey, he almost died.
He needs rehab -

like real rehab.

We'll decide how to handle Zach.

You had your turn.

Let him off this show or I walk.

Afraid of a little competition?

No, no. This isn't about
competing story lines here,

this is a kid's life.

You were the one who pushed
zach into an overdose

in the first place.

Make him go, or I will.

You do and I'll slap
a lawsuit on you so fast

you'll get whiplash.

Now get back out there.

You're ours until
we're done with you.

When I said
let's get a bite to eat,

I meant a fish taco.

I can't afford this.

Well, it's on me.

Consider it a thank you

for the nickel tour of L.A.

Well, in that case,
you're welcome.

Um, just to be clear,

the nickel tour is actually
still $200, right?

Yeah, the four thousand
nickel tour.

What do think they do
to a chicken

to make it worth fifty dollars?

I have no idea.
Um, let's find out.

Excuse me,

the lady will have
the $50 chicken.

I'm gonna have
the surf 'n' turf,

and, uh, this wine -
the $300 one -

we'll grab one of those,
too, please.

Thanks.

You're not our waiter, are you?

Okay, could you get our waiter
for us, please?

Thank you.

She's gonna get
our waiter for us.

Yeah.

Simon?

Simon!

He's not here.

Maybe we should check
the airport.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Okay?

Let's just take a second
and regroup, okay?

I'm gonna go downstairs
and see if Kevin's awake

and try to get...

I don't know, Dita to help.

You go take a shower,
get something to eat,

I'll come grab you when
we're ready to go, okay?

Okay.

Hey, dad, it's me, Beth.

I really need your help.

Please call me back.

Are you filming me?

Just checking my messages.

Oh yeah...

Okay, I think I'm done here.

Already?

Uh... Just one second,
I gotta...

Let me inspect.

It looks pretty good.

Yeah, I like it.
Uh...

Maybe just, uh...

Aghhhhh!

Really, really nice work, Nick.

Really appreciate
your attention to detail.

Thank you.

Yeah. O-kay. Okay!
Just keep it!

That's fine.

What do you think?

Mm! I think it's the best
thing I've ever eaten.

Right?
Mm-hmm!

I feel like a cigar.

Do you think
they sell cigars here?

Who are you?

Seriously, are you rich?

Not after this meal.

Well, are you gonna die
or something?

I sure hope not,
but you never know.

Actually, um, I don't get
a lot of time off,

so when I do,
I like to make it count.

I'm in the Air Force.

Why did he run away?

I don't know.
You know, kids do stupid things.

He's upset,
something about his dad.

So, please, keep an eye out
for him, will ya?

Of course.

Oh, and you were great
on the show last night, man.

It was really good stuff.

Thanks.

Yeah, so you need help
moving in or...?

No, I got it.

Okay. Well...
Welcome home, buddy.

Oh! God.

Sorry, you scared me.

Are you gonna make me go back?

No.

So, who else feels like sharing?

Well, I'm having a
pretty tough day actually.

I'm just feel fragile, you know?

The slightest breeze
could break me into-

Zach,

you've been quiet today.

Would you like to talk about
what happened?

Not really.

You know, when someone
has a setback like yours,

it's a setback for everyone.

It's a test of everyone's sobriety.

I'm sorry.

Don't you think you owe us
an explanation?

I'm sorry.

I can't do this anymore.

Okay, this is crazy.

This is crazy!

He needs real treatment!

Now, you hold on!

Doctor... Karen
is a very reput-

Can you shut up?

You should let him go.

He's really sick.

Come on, he shouldn't be here.

I'm done.

Let's go.

This is about your health, okay?

It's not about getting sued
or not getting sued.

She's right.
Go ahead, Zach.

If you feel like we're
not helping you here,

you're free to go.
We won't...

We won't get in your way.

Come on.

I wanna stay.

You wanna what?

I wanna get better.

Walk out that door

and you're in breach
of contract;

stay - all you are
is a hypocrite.

It's your call.

We... we can cut around
all this, right?

How'd you find out where I live?

I got people.

Yeah, apparently.

Hey, I wanted to apologize
for ducking out this morning.

I'm not used to being...

I'm just not used to all that.

At least you covered the bill.

Wanna come inside?

Hey, whoa. Whoa.

Let's start with a drink
first, okay?

What was it - cognac, right?

Maybe finish that
conversation we started.

- Conversation?
- Yeah.

Well, what did you think
was gonna happen?

They'd adopt you
as their kid or something?

I don't know.
I mean I wasn't thinking.

You know how some things,
they only make sense

when you're not looking
right at them,

but then when you do...

Everything starts fall apart,
you know?

Not really.

Was that your stomach?

Uh, yeah.

When's the last time you ate?

Yesterday.

No, it's okay.

We don't eat that much anyways.

You still mad at your sister?

Well, she lied to me about dad.

She said that
she talked to him all the time,

but she never actually did.

Hmm.

Why didn't you ask
to talk to him?

What?

Your dad - why didn't you ever
ask to talk to him yourself?

Well, she lied to me.

I'm just saying, why do you
think that she did that?

I dunno.

I think you do.

I'd give anything to have someone
tell me a lie like that.

I think I'm ready
to go back now.

♪ If you where livin' ♪

Also, your date?

Yeah, she's been checking out the
guy at the frat table all night.

Oh! Whoa!

Yeah, seriously,

It's like Romeo and Juliet
for douche bags.

Oh!

You should really keep
an eye on that.

All right, folks,
that's my time! Thanks!

Ladies and gentleman,

give it up next for
Mr. Nick Wagner!

Woo!

Oh, thank you.
Thank you.

That's... That's how I do.

I kiss strangers -
any one of you could be next.

Um... Okay, so I'm gonna
actually try some new stuff,

if that's okay.

Okay, so you know
how those websites

always have that little section

for "casual encounters"

or whatever they call it?

Sex ads?

The sex ad section.

Yeah, I don't know why
they have that.

Every ad on the internet
is a sex ad.

Senior citizen seeks
bridge partner?

Sex ad.

Man requires assistance
with garage maintenance -

Sex ad.

Rear drain needs
pumping - sex ad.

Now, okay,

Now, as I say that
last one out loud,

that had a couple of red flags.

I probably should've seen
that one coming...

And eventually I did.

Oh! Woo!

That's the pool.

And washer and dryer's
over there.

Wow!

And... That's my front door.

Huh. Um...

Now I've shown you basically
all of Los Angeles.

It's yours.

No, thank you.

I actually had
a really great time.

Are you sure?

I'm sure.

I'll tell you what.

How 'bout I just save this
for our second date.

Second date?

Yeah, our second date.

But, um,

I have to go visit my
parents for a few days,

- Mm-hmm...
- But, hey...

I am gonna call you.

Yeah, I'm sure.

All you military boys are
into long-term commitment.

Actually, we are.

It gives us a false
sense of stability.

Hey, when I get back,
I'm coming for you, Vargas.

♪ Hardly noticed anything ♪

Simon! Simon!

Oh, I thought I lost you.

I'm sorry.

Oh no, I'm sorry.
I'm so sorry.

I should've told you
the truth about dad.

Yeah, you should have.

I'm not a baby anymore.

You have to tell me everything.

I know, I will.

I promise, okay?

But no more running away.

Deal.

Here.
I didn't spend any of it.

It doesn't matter.
Are you hungry?

Should I order you
some food or...?

I think Connor's
doing that already.

Who's Connor?

I used to have this
great place up in Studio City.

Decent rent, great views...

But, you know,

plumbing was shot, roof leaked,

so eventually
you gotta grow up, right?

Right.

You like it?

Not really.

Wow! Tell me how
you really feel.

It's kinda um...

Gay?

You know you're gay, right?

What's up, man?

I didn't force you to come here.

You showed up on your own.

So what do you want?

Guess we'll talk later, huh?

Okay, relax. Relax.

I'm not going anywhere.

Shut up!

What the hell's
your problem, man?

Why don't you tell me!

You're the one that's got
everything so figured out!

That's not an answer.

I like you.
I like you.

But I got rules-

You're not out.
I get it.

Your industry...
I get it.

But I've dated enough
self-haters.

I'm not going back to that,

I did that already.

I like you too, man.

But I'm not interested in
any of the demons

that you're bringing in with you.

You figure out how to cut them
loose and you give me call me.

I'm sorry,
I... I wanna stay.

Well, then talk to me.

I can't!
Then get out!

Get out!

This is just a wild guess,

but I would say to start with
whoever this Tariq person is.

Good luck, Kal.

We'll cover the bus station,
we'll cover the parks...

Where else?

Check the burger joint.

Yeah, I'll take a bunch
down to the bus station.

He's a kid,
so he's gonna wanna eat.

He has to check
the burger joint...

Hey...

That's good.

- Hey!
- Hey!

Where were...?

Welcome home, we missed you.

Thanks.

Uh, Connor ordered pizza.

So maybe you wanna
come help us eat it?

Yeah.
We'd love to.

And, uh, just printed you
up three hundred new head shots

if you want them.

Just gotta cut the the tops off.

Thanks.

Hey, Abby!
Have you eaten?

Um, a while ago.

Come have some pizza!

What's the occasion?

Couple of us found our way home.

You're moving back?
Why?

I just can't seem to stay away.

Hey, I'll toast to that, uh?!

Come on, cups in the air!
Am I right?

Boom! Connor, boom!

Hey, it's Nick and Sabrina!

Hey!

Hi.

Hey, Bumblebee, it's dad.

I know I haven't...
I just uh...

Listen, I have-
I have some good news.

I'm finally getting settled
up here and...

I think it's time
for you guys to come home-

Who was that?

No one.

Is that the last pepperoni?

You didn't save any for me?

This came for you today.

The envelopes with little windows
are the good kind, usually.

I think this is...

It's your commercial money
from the yogurt thing!

That I will be signing over to you.

Great.
There you go.

Hey, everybody, it's Raquel!

Raquel, come join us.

We're making pizza-related
memories over here.

Who's buying?

Who do you think?

The man of the hour - Connor!

Am I invited?

Fine.

Move over, Zigfried.

All right, I need a cocktail.

♪ Is this the end
I'm looking for ♪

♪ Is this the end
of broken hearts ♪

- Who is that?
- I dunno,

She's been there
most of the day.

Is she staying here?

No. I mean, I guess I
could, uh, give her the boot,

but, uh...
I mean, look at her.

I'm getting all prickly
and warm inside.

It's like I ate
all of a pineapple.

I think I'm go and talk to her.

What?

Do I know you?

No.

I feel like I know you.

I bet you say that
to all the girls.

No, seriously...

Who are you?

My name's Charlotte.

I'm your sister.

♪ Is this the end
of broken hearts? ♪