The L.A. Complex (2012): Season 2, Episode 4 - Be a Man - full transcript

Previously on
The L.A. Complex...

I was worried there was gonna be
some steep competition for this job.

I can't afford both of you,

so whoever's not funny
enough, I'll just fire.

You're a dead man, Wagner.

I booked "Saving Grace!"

Please watch over us as we try
to make our humble show

in your name.

You went out all night
with God knows who!

We moved too fast

because I needed a place to live.



That sounds like breaking up.

Does that mean we're staying?

For now.

Be my girlfriend.

I'm Jen, by the way.

I wanna hire you
to be my boyfriend.

You really think
that I should do this?

It's an opportunity.

I'm pregnant.

Oh! Ah!

Are you okay?

Next caller. We've got Walter.
Are you there?

Hello, Kaldrick,

do you believe in
second chances?



I'm looking for Walter Dugan.

- And you are?
- I'm his son.

Dad! Let me in!

Be a man, son!

You've gotta learn to stand
up for yourself.

Come on, dad, please!

Kaldrick.

Sean!

It's been a long time.

At least have some
breakfast before you go.

2x04
- Be a Man -

♪ In the summertime ♪

♪ I don't know if the
stars were aligned ♪

♪ Stumbled onto something
we would like ♪

♪ And I'm afraid I lost
the words tonight... ♪

"Falling star Jennifer Bell
grabs rocketing boy-toy"

You all right?

So how you feeling about
your first day on set

with what's it called?
Raccouger?

Cactibear two.

Ah yes, the classic
showdown of man

against half-bear, half-cactus.

Who wins?
Certainly not the viewers.

The script's a mess,

but I'm number one
on the callsheet,

and the director's
that Lance Randoon guy.

I'm sorry, Lance Randoon?

Yeah, it's a
ridiculous name, I know,

but he's had like three
movies at Sundance,

so he's someone
I wanna get in with.

That's great!

Yeah. We can bond over
our mutual slumming.

Wow.

Sounds like you have it
all figured out.

Mm-hmm.

What's wrong?

Nothing. Nothing.
I'm fine.

How 'bout you?

Are you excited for your big
fancy premiere party tonight?

What should I wear?

I can't go.

Of course I can't go,

you have to take
your new girlfriend.

I wish that I could take you.
You know that, right?

Yeah, I know.

You were the one who said
that this was a good idea.

Yeah, I know.

I'm fine.

There'll be other premieres.

I owe you an apology, Mary,

a best friend shouldn't be
so competitive.

I guess when life
hands us lemons,

we all don't have
to make lemonade.

Sometimes someone
can make lemonade,

and another person can
make lemon meringue pie,

or lemon chicken piccata.

It doesn't matter, the point is,

that there's enough
lemons for everyone.

Hey.

Have you read next week's episode?

It is shockingly pro-life.

Mm. Mm-hmm.

I bomb a free clinic.

That's cool.

Are you not listening

or you're just radically right wing,

and didn't tell me, or?

Sorry, it's been
a rough morning.

Why do you smell like chlorine?

I broke up with my
boyfriend last night.

Aw, that sucks.

Congratulations.

What?

I thought you told me
to apologize.

And did you?

- Well, I tried.
- So, you tried.

If that's not enough for
this guy, forget him.

Look, you're a catch, lady.

Someone's gonna snatch you up.

Okay, wait.

So if you broke up with
your boyfriend last night,

where did you sleep?

A lounge chair by the pool.

Which is why you
smell-like chlorine.

Like chlorine!

I knew we'd get there
eventually.

And cut, moving on.

Abby and Brandon,
you're up next.

You hear that?
We're up next.

Right?

I can only imagine
the experience

would be much worse
drunk on absinthe,

or whatever that was.

Nick! Wow!
You're here bright and early.

Well, you're early.

How was your night?

I finished the desk
pieces you wanted.

Oh yeah, right.
I gave you homework!

How'd that go?

Okay, so, uh, the first
one, Paul's behind the desk.

Okay, hold on a second.

Actually, Sabrina got us thinking

at the bar last night...

Desk pieces -
they're just so played out,

so we're gonna go
a different way.

A different way.
What different way?

Yeah, we wanna get Paul
out from behind the desk

as much as possible, you know?

Get him on his feet doing
visual things, active things!

Active.

So that's like the opposite
of what you had me doing.

Yeah.

Do you have any ideas
for active things?

Sorry, my head's been,
you know, in the other.

Sorry.

You know I have to decide
which one of you gets the job

in like 48 hours, right?

No, I know, I just-

I see, you're just trying
to make this whole decision

of who to keep, who to
fire, easier on me.

That's it, right?

Thanks, Nick, you're a good guy.

We're playing
on the monkey bars.

Tyler says that swings
are for babies.

And you don't remember
seeing anyone suspicious?

Or a vehicle maybe, something
with tinted windows?

No, I just looked up
and he was gone.

Okay!
That was perfect.

This whole showbiz
thing ain't so hard.

Look at us,

we've got two auditions in one day.

Yep.

Yep?! Do you even realize
how amazing your sister is?

Do you know how hard it is
to get these auditions

without an agent?

How come you're not having breakfast?

I... ate before you got up.

Well, I woke you up.

What are you, a detective now?

I'm not hungry.

Eat your breakfast.

Shelter food's fine,

but you can't beat
Emilio's taquitos.

Extra chorizo, just
the way you like it.

The way I like it?

You did when you were a kid.

Now don't tell me you've
gone all vegetarian on me.

Remember when I took you
to that Mexican place on Sixth,

you had that huge burrito?

Yeah, I remember a lot of things.

You could probably
handle it easily now.

Yeah.
Some things change,

some things don't.

Look, I know I've made
some mistakes.

Mistakes?!
Is that what you're calling 'em?

No. Mistakes is
forgetting a birthday,

or maybe a basketball game.

You didn't make mistakes,
you failed, Walter!

I don't want you in my life,

so stop contacting me!

I'm a man now,

and I'm doing just fine on my own.

Then why are you here?

Don't work too hard, guys.

Excuse me.

Can I help you?

Connor Lake, right?
Mike O'Brien.

Do I know you?

I'm the insurance investigator
assigned to your case.

I just, uh, wanted to clarify
a couple of things

you said in your statement.

Sorry, case?

Your house fire?

Right, of course.
Sorry, um...

Yeah, anything I can do to help.

Yeah, I just had a quick um...

Yeah, here we go.

You said in your statement
the fire started

when you were making tea.

Yeah, that's right.

But first responders said

they found you on the front lawn

with a beer in your hand.

You always drink tea
and beer at the same time?

I must've grabbed it after.

After your kitchen caught fire,

you grabbed a beer
from your fridge?

The fridge in your kitchen?

Maybe I grabbed it before,
I don't know.

Listen, I'm late for a fitting,

so can I give you my number?

Oh, I've got your number.

Okay, great.

If you have any other questions,
just give me a call.

Thanks.

Okay, let's sign you in.

- Who are you?
- Uh, I'm new.

Wanna watch me
play action figures?

Sure.

Mine's Tyson, what's yours?

Simon, but he's not mine,
he's my brother.

Oh! Okay. Thank God!

I was gonna say I hate you -

for looking so young, I mean.

He's got a great look.

- Yeah?
- Yeah.

You should get your folks
to get him to see a stylist.

Why?

You know, give him a haircut,
wardrobe, colour consultation.

Whiten his teeth maybe.

He's ten.

I know it sounds crazy,
but when we did it for Tyson

it really increased his bookings.

Well, thanks, but he's a kid,
not a dog in a dog show.

I'm probably not
gonna neuter him

or get his ears clipped
either, you know?

I'm kinda leaning towards
just letting him stay a kid.

Uh, Tyson, let's go sit down, honey.

Come on, let's run your lines.

Okay, so, where
am I standing? Here?

Sure, that's good.

Okay, where's the cliff?

Back there, or...?

Wherever!
Let's just see it?

Okay, where's my co-star?

Where's the big guy?

Can we get Cactibear in?

Flying in Cactibear!

Oh! Okay, thanks.

Uh, is this it?

This is my eye-line?

What?

- Is this my eye-line?!
- Yeah, yeah-ish.

And you would say...?

Is this really necessary
for blocking?

Severenson, no!

Those needles are razor-sharp
like barbed wire,

and fly faster than bullets!

We just need to stay calm.

Open our wingsuits and
glide on out of here.

Severenson, noooo!

And cut!

Print that, we got it.

Oh, okay, we're moving on then.

What?! I didn't know
we were rolling!

I could use another take.

I thought that was just a rehearsal.

No, the Cactibear franchise
isn't big on rehearsals.

Moving on!

Well, I don't think
the Macgreggor kids

will call me a slut again.

How can I ever thank you, Charlie?

Maybe you can buy me
an ice cream sometime.

You've got a deal.

And cut! That's a wrap on 409!

Abby and Brandon,
you're done for the day.

Must be nice.

The rest of us are moving on
to 412.

Man, gotta love a one-scene day.

What're you up to now?

I dunno, I guess I'll...

Go mope in your pool chair?

Yeah, and catch up
on my leaf-skimming.

Oh!

Um, I was thinking.

Laura and I have
separate apartments,

but we pretty much
live together.

My place is just kinda
sitting there empty.

Why don't you use it
'til you find something?

No. No, no, no, no.
No, I couldn't,

look, I have a place,
you need a place.

Let's skip the part
where you resist,

and just get these keys
in your hands.

- Yeah?
- Yeah!

Well, they're at Laura's though.

Come back with me, and
let's make this happen.

Oh my God, I owe you then!

Come on, maybe you can buy
me an ice cream sometime.

You've got a deal.

Come on, slut.

So now, the black keys...

They're on the show next week,

so pitch me.
Come on.

Nick, you've been quiet
all day, man.

Hilarious black keys ideas, go!

Hilarious...
Uh, didn't they break up?

Um, they're on the show
next week,

so I'm gonna say no.

Okay, uh, there's that whole
are they brother and sister

or are they a couple thing.

We could do something

where Paul tries to like find out.

Nick, the black keys
are two dudes.

Oh.

Were you thinking
of the white stripes?

Yes, yes, I was.

So do you actually have
any ideas about the band

that's actually gonna be on the show?

No!

No.
Okay, you understand

the general concept
of this room-

Okay, look, man, my girlfriend
just broke up with me,

I am clearly losing the
race to win this job,

and I haven't slept
in like two days.

So no, I don't actually have
any hilarious ideas

about the black
freakin' keys just now.

Wow.

You know what?
Paul's in Vancouver,

Nick is clearly heartbroken...

Let's just call it, shall we?

We're going home?

What, are you nuts?
It's the middle of the day!

We're going drinking!

Come on, pitch me bars, people!

Bars. Bars. Anybody?

I used to do comedy at
this place around the corner.

They're pretty generous
with their pours over there.

Generous pours - boom, Nick!

Spoken like a true alcoholic.

Excellent choice.
Come on, guys,

let us go and help Nicholas

cure his heartbreak
with alcohol.

This is the best I
could fix up, quick notice.

Come on, you've gotta eat something.

You were right.

I was a terrible father.

Hell, I was a terrible man.

I had a lot of time
to think on that

while I was in prison.

Thing is...

Everything I've done,

all the misery I caused,

I can't undo it

no matter how much
I wish I could.

But what I can control is now -

how I live my life
from here on out.

I don't expect you
to forgive me.

I just want a chance to
show you I can change.

I don't know, it's really short.

Hey!

Hey, there he is,
there's my date!

So, what do you think?

Does this scream "critical
unit premiere" to you?

It's certainly
screaming something.

No, no-I like it.

No, no, see what happens
when you're not here?

Okay, something else,
and not these shoes either.

All right, so what am I wearing?

I'm not sure yet.

There's the rack,
just work left to right.

This one has too many clasps.
Can you find me something else?

Who has time for that?

Why don't you try and see
if there's anything with velcro?

I gotta try this on.

Oh. Hi, um...

There's only one dressing room
and we're racing the clock,

so can you help me?

Sure, uh... okay.
Yeah, of course.

Thanks.

You know, just because
this is business

doesn't mean we can't have fun.

I'd probably just prefer to
keep it professional for now,

- if that's okay.
- Professional.

Sure.

Come on.

No. That lady is crazy!

He's the only kid who's
talked to me down here!

Fine.

Hi.

I just wanted to come over
and say I'm sorry for earlier.

You were trying to be helpful
and I was very rude.

I'm sorry.

I wasn't trying to say
that your kid was a dog,

I was just saying you were
treating your kid like a dog.

Beth, don't.

Could Simon maybe have
lunch with you guys?

Why don't you both join us.

Sure.

Thanks.

I got a double-junior combo,
what'd you get?

A regular junior combo.

Good call, Nick!

I'll get the first round.

Uh, better call, Sabrina.

Nick, I wanna know everything.

Uh, sure.
About what?

About this girl!
Do you have any pictures?

Sometimes showing naked pictures
of your ex to other dudes

really helps ease the pain.

Hey!

See that kid over there?

Anything he orders,
make it a triple.

Anything for me,
make it a virgin.

Understood?

Welcome.

This place is hardcore.

Who's your decorator?

Uh, Laura, actually.

Really?

I would not have called that.

Yeah, she doesn't really
wear it on her sleeve at work,

but girl has got some edge to her.

So, um, how are those keys coming?

The keys?
Oh, okay, well, here's the thing,

I'm starving,

so I thought I'd make us
some food first.

How do you feel about Italian?

Oh no, no, no.
You really don't have to-

listen, we spoke about this.

This thing you do where
you pretend to not want

the things you want?

You're gonna want this meal, okay?

I'm the best cook that I know.

And you're the most
modest person I know, so.

My tiramisu...
induces orgasms.

I guess one little
orgasm wouldn't hurt.

That's the spirit.

Wine, too?

We've gotta have some
wine if we're gonna make gnocchi.

What?

Gnocchi?
Little Italian dumplings?

Oh. I heard something else.

Cheers.

You like this?

Yeah, yeah, it's sexy.

Yeah, this is Laura's
favourite album.

Yeah, mm-hmm, she
definitely has great taste.

So, um, what do your folks do?

My dad's in construction,
and my mom's a mom.

Oh.

Are you gonna finish
those fries?

Nope.

So why can't she take
Simon to his auditions?

She does sometimes,

but, um, sometimes she
works as a secretary.

Like a temp?

Yeah, like a temp.
Mm-hmm.

So how come you're not in school?

I graduated early.
I'm a genius.

Simon, we should go.

We gotta find you a suit
for your next audition.

Oh, "Tiny Millionaires?"
Tyson, too.

Yeah.

Do you know if there's
a thrift store around here

or something?

A thrift store?

Yeah, you know what,
I'd save your money.

Seriously, they don't care
what he wears,

as long as he's good.

- Yeah?
- Yeah, believe me.

You could go bankrupt
trying to buy a costume

for every single audition.

Besides, the boys are
getting along so well,

why don't we get some dessert?

Oh no, we don't uh...

I'm buying.

Oh... Okay.

- What do you guys want?
- Chocolate fudge sundae!

Yeah, chocolate fudge sundae.

Okay, four chocolate
sundaes, coming up!

Does that make me not fun?

To wanna actually see
my girlfriend?

Then I guess I'm not fun then.

I guess caring makes me a drag.

You know what else isn't fun?

Sleeping alone in the bed
of your own tears.

Wait, what is this?

Your vodka soda.

What're you having?

A vodka soda.

You mesh wi' my bevridges?

I didn't mesh with anything.

You know what I need?
Elocution lessons?

Ha ha ha ha.

Change of venue.

Who wants to go to the peelers?

Check, please!

Sorry, strippers.
Kind've a guy thing.

Wagner.

Sabrina! Sabrina! Sabrina!

Sabrina! Sabrina! Sabrina!

Hi, Lance?

Yeah?

Hi, I think you misunderstood
me back there.

I didn't know we were rolling.

I thought it was just blocking
'cause you didn't slate.

I steal takes on these
things all the time.

A lot of the actors we use are better

when they don't know
we're rolling.

I'm not one of them.

Of course you're not.

I'll let you know next time.

Promise.

Hey, sorry.

Look, I know we're not making
"Citizen Kane" here,

I'm a big fan of yours.

I actually took a big rate
cut just to work with you,

so I'm just hoping
we can find a way

to make this suck
a little bit less.

You know the only reason you're here

is 'cause Tiffany and
Debbie Gibson said no, right?

We have exactly one take
with you in the can,

you don't like how I do things,
I'd be happy to replace you

with the girl I nted
in the first place.

I have two weeks,

and no overtime
to shoot this nightmare,

so I can make enough money

to finance the picture
I actually wanna do.

I don't have time
to massage your ego!

Get over yourself.

And that's when I realized,

in combining the modern
sport of gymnastics

with the ancient art of ka-ra-te,

they had created
the perfect movie.

- That's what made you wanna be an actor?
- Mm-hmm.

A bad action flick starring
an olympic gymnast?

Okay, I was five.
Cut me some slack.

When I was five,
I wanted to be a pony.

So you settled!

What happened to that
young, idealistic girl?

Where'd she go?

Well, you know, I grew up.

I realized I'm not a pony,

I'm never gonna be a pony,

and I just moved on to
wanting something else.

Like what?

If my day gets any worse,
I am gonna kill somebody!

You have a beautiful home.

Thank you.

Hey, babe.

Uh, Abby broke up with her
boyfriend last night, so...

Oh no! I'm so sorry,
that's awful.

Thanks. Um, yeah, I was...
He was...

Yeah, it's tough.

Anyway, so she needed
a place to stay, so I um-

well, she should stay
at your place!

That's what I said!
Remember when I said that?

Yeah, so we came back
to get the keys,

and then I realized
we were hungry,

so I made us some food.

- What the hell is this?
- I'm sorry, I-

Did you make gnocchi without me?

We did.

Tell me there's some left.

There is.

Oh God, thank God!

Abby, come on, sit down.

Yum!

Mmm! Mmm!
It's so good, baby!

Yeah.

I hope you parked
your car in a safe place.

Didn't drive.

I can get one of the volunteers
to drive you home.

I'm good.

I won't call you anymore.

You don't have to worry about that.

- Walter, check it out!
- What you got there?

A B+ is what I got, look!

Michael Fisher,
a B+ on a math test?!

Stop the presses!

I studied the flash cards
every night like you told me.

See? You put in the
time, the higher you climb.

You should've seen the other kids!

They were all like, what?
And I was like...

Kaldrick King?
You're Kaldrick King!

'Sup, little man.

Oh my God!
What are you doing here?

He just dropped by for a visit.

♪ Hollow points rippin'
thru a po-lice vest ♪

♪ faggots cry as they run,
'cause they know they be next ♪

♪ I'm the king of the 'hood,
ho's in line for the wood ♪

♪ Don't need no- ♪

Uh... all right.

If I get my friend's camera,

can I get a picture taken with you?

For sure.

They all have suits.

Why did Paula say we didn't
need a suit if we did?

I don't know.
Why don't I go ask?

You stay here.

Hi.

Tyson, Simon wanted to ask
if you wanna go over and play.

He's not mad?

Mad...
Why would he be mad?

Maybe next time you'll learn
to be a little more respectful

when an adult tries
to give you advice.

I want you to give
Simon Tyson's jacket

for his audition.

Why would I do that?

Because you screwed us.

Well, then that would defeat
the purpose, wouldn't it?

Simon worked hard on this,

he deserves the same chance
as the rest of these kids.

Sometimes life's not fair.

You need to let him
borrow that jacket right now.

Or what? Or else I'll
punch you in the face.

- No. You wouldn't.
- Yes, I would.

Right in front of all
these other mothers.

And they'll go home

and tell their husbands over dinner.

And the next time they see you,

that's all they'll be
able to think about.

The time you got punched
in the face by that teenager

and had to get stitches.

- Beth.
- Simon Pirelli?

- Give him the jacket, now!
- Beth?

I will press charges.
I'll sue!

You'll be doing it with
a broken jaw, sweetie.

- Beth?
- What?!

Tyson said I could
borrow his jacket.

Simon Pirelli!

Coming! Thanks, Tyson.

Look-thanks for the sundaes.

Nick! Nick!

Nick! You'll do a line
with me, huh buddy?

Those guys are making me feel
like some kind of drug addict!

Uh yeah sure, I'll do a line.

Thank you.
Nicholas, my man!

- Oh God, I wish we were in Vegas right now.
- Me too!

The girls there will actually
let you touch them,

none of this "keep your hands
to yourself" nonsense.

Totally. Right dude?
I wish they had good brothels in L.A.!

Oh dude, I'm sure they do.

Have you been?
Do you know some?

Have I?
Oh yeah, all the time!

Okay well, let's go man,
what's your favourite?

My favourite? Uh...

It's kinda hard to choose,
they're all so good.

Okay, let's do this, man.
Let's do this!

I'm gonna cut those
squares loose,

and buddy, you pick the place,

we'll take this party
up to the next level!

Yes! Next level, I'm that guy,
the next level guy.

I'm just gonna...
Give me a second, please.

Brothels.
Good brothels...

How do you even look
something like this up?

Hey, all right!

Yeah, somebody call the police,
there's been a robbery,

'cause you stole the show, my friend.

I mean, 'cause your
show starts tonight.

That's not my best, do you
want something to eat?

No thanks, mate.

You sure?
There's ham hocks!

Hi.

Hey. What's wrong?

Stomach ache.

Wow, you look like
prince charming

all dressed up for the ball.

That Jennifer Bell's
one lucky cinderella.

I just forgot my phone.

Yeah I know, I was trying
to call you earlier.

You look really great.

What's wrong?

- Rough day.
- Well, what happened?

Uh, let's just say my ego
got a little bruised.

- You have to go.
- Sorry.

Well, you're late.

I am late.
I better go, I'm sorry.

Can you tell me about it
when I get back?

Mm-hmm.

Take me with you!

You know that I can't.

I know... just take me anyway?

I really need you right now.

You were the one who told me
that this was a good idea.

No I know, I
know I said it was fine,

and that it wouldn't bother me,

but it bothers me.

Well, I don't know
what to do with that!

Don't worry about it.
Just go, I'm fine.

Clearly you're not fine Raquel-
what do you want from me?!

Do you want me to lie to you,

and tell you that I'm
happy about all this?

I'd really rather
that you not lay it on me

right before the biggest
night of my life!

The biggest night of your life
that I don't get to go to.

Okay.

No, you know what,

I'm not gonna let you make
me feel bad about this.

I'm sorry you're having a rough day,

and you that you think
that you need me-

Oh no, forget it, I
don't need anything from you!

Like you didn't need me
to get you a part on my show?

Like you don't need me to tell
you everything's gonna be fine

every five minutes?

Oh, because you're such
a pillar of strength.

This coming from the guy
who will find

any excuse not to be alone!

Did you wanna be with me at all,

or did you just need
a warm body at night

because you were afraid
of the dark?

If you were any less secure,
you'd be in pieces.

Huh...

I'm really sorry
that I put you out.

I'll come by and I'll get
my stuff in the morning.

Okay good, you in?

Hey, chuckleheads, wait up.

Uh yeah no sorry,
this is kinda a guy thing.

What, are you getting your
prostates checked or something?

You wanna tell me
what's going on?

Not especially, no.

Come on, go, go, go, go!

Let's go.

No, I'm fine,

I can walk home by myself.

Thanks, guys.

Not rape-y at all.

Settle down man, I'm fine.

Yo, don't tell me
to settle down!

Just tell me where you at
so I come get your awol ass!

I'm on my way back,
don't worry about me!

Naw man, see that's what I do.

If I don't worry about you Kal,
who will?

Hello?

Hello?

You know it used to
be this was the time of night

I'd just be headin' out.

How many people you
share this room with?

No more'n two or three, mostly.

But I'm okay with it.

I've got a comfortable bed,
three meals a day.

Short walk to work.

It's just for now, you know,

'til I get back on my feet.

Come stay with me.

What, at your house?

I got room.

You don't have to share
with nobody.

I mean, just for now.

'Til you get back on your feet.

Yeah, okay.

Oh wow. Wow, wow, wow!

Wow!

Oh, what is it, my birthday?

Okay, so I'm gonna
start with these two,

and then I'll let you know
which one I'm gonna keep

in about an hour or so,

do you have Viagra?

'Cause I'm gonna need
at least one of those.

Ladies.

Wow Nick, thank you for this.

- You're welcome, I guess.
- Have fun, buddy!

Oh, how can I not have fun?

I love... prostitutes.

Hi, everyone.

Oh. Ma'am.

How are you this evening?

Oh, uh... Okay,

would it be possible
to spread this over...

a few cards?

Connor, you okay?

- Uh, yeah.
- Okay, come on.

Connor, how about a smile?

So does this
make it official, Jennifer?

Make what official?

The cat's out of the bag.

How 'bout a kiss, guys?

Um...

We like to keep our private lives private.

We're not really into
public displays, so-

Right, hold it, hold it!

Perfect!

Jennifer, who are you wearing?

Let's have some fun tonight.

Okay.

Quick! Before you go!

One more look!

What's your favourite
Jennifer Bell movie?

Oh, my favourite?
There's so many.

"Dead Heat," "Catching the Sun,"

uh, "Wild Horses," remember
that scene in the water trough?

Ravished me.

I envy you this.
Like, the simplicity of it.

Thank you!

You're sunbathing,
and it's night time.

It's pretty amazing.

I think you're amazing.

Psst-psst-psst-psst-psst!
What're we talkin' about?

Hey Raquel.

How is life?
How's the movie goin'?

Oh, it's all right.

How's uh freakin' Ellen Page?

Really nice, right?

That's good,
I'm glad she's so nice.

"Professional Courtesy",
it's not a great movie,

that scene in the boardroom,
if you pause it,

you can totally see her nipples.

She's got some serious
raspberries.

I loved "Teenage Wasteland."

Let me ask you, how old were
you when that aired?

- Don't answer that.
- Three...

Oh. Pfff!
Did you say three?

How you doin'?

You know, every day's a gift.

That's why they call it the present.

Cheers.

"Bridge to Forever,"
"Crawlspace,"

"There's no room
in the Crawlspace!"

She did all her own crossbow
work for that, do you know that?

Amazing. "Heatstroke,"

oh, what's that line
in "Three to Get Rich?"

"Three to Get Rich,
Four to Die!"

So tell me
about this "Nick."

How much do I hate him?

Nick? No, no, no,
you don't hate him,

he's no, he's a great guy.

We just um, got too serious.

Okay, all right, so
you need a rebound.

Something fun and sexy,
and meaningless.

Yes, that's exactly what I need.

Any ideas?

Are you sure this is okay?

♪ Come on ♪

♪ lay your halo down... ♪

Hey, it's Connor,
leave a message.

Hey, it's me. Uh...

I'm sorry.

Call me!

Okay, I made a mistake, okay?

I shouldn't have told you
to take the Jennifer thing,

it was on me, I totally,
fully, I accept that,

but this whole
"needing you" thing,

like, if I need you then you
need me just as much,

that's what makes us
so great together.

It's our mutual co-dependency.

Hope you're having fun.

Did we break up?

When you said you were
coming to get your stuff?

Was that you breaking up with me?

Because I don't agree to that.

Okay?

Raquel Westbrook does not
give up without a fight!

Do you hear me?

Call me.

Turn left.

What? Oops.
Dammit!

Rerouting.

Yeah I know, thank you.

Turn when possible.

All right, how do I-

I don't know how to
turn this thing off.

♪ I don't wanna wake up ♪

♪ To this harsh reality ♪

♪ I just keep my eyes shut ♪

♪ Let my blindness fool me ♪

♪ Oooh... ♪