The Hungry and the Hairy (2021–…): Season 1, Episode 1 - April in Jeju 1 - full transcript

With shiny new bikes, Rain and Hong-chul kick off their adventure on a rainy day in Jeju Island. Locals Lee Hyo-lee and Lee Sand-soon join for dinner.

I opened my heart to you first.
And the reason is…

-I can finally tell you.
-I can't wait to hear it.

You're so free-spirited and optimistic.

You cheer me up.

Also, you're very thoughtful.

You've been ripped off a lot, right?

Don't get me started.

What do you like about me?

I love having good food with you

and doing whatever we want.

We goof around, make jokes,



-and just lie down whenever we're tired.
-Right.

Remember? In Sokcho, after an amazing ride

we pulled over and gazed at the ocean.
I loved that moment with you.

Yesterday she asked me,

-"Any plans for tomorrow?"
-Your wife?

Yes. I said I was meeting you
and she said, "Again?"

She's amazed at how often we meet.

My daughters will think
you're their real uncle.

You're the only friend
I want to meet and hang out with

this often after I turned 40.

If I ever meet a woman like him,
I'll marry her.

DECEMBER, 2020
SEOUL

In Ninja Assassin, I played Raizo.

-You played Raizo?
-Yes, Raizo.



I give amazing massages.

-You're good.
-Of course.

The back of your head is really big.

Right?

-What is this?
-That's why I'm thoughtful.

-Is that right?
-Yes. I absorb everything like a bowl.

How long does
a session like this usually take?

-Usually around 30 minutes.
-A total of 30 minutes?

You could have called me
when you were done.

-Why did you call me so early?
-To warm up.

I don't understand
why he's suddenly growing his beard.

It's a must for a rider.

It's cool, isn't it?

I've been growing it
since I got my license.

I never shaved once.

He doesn't understand.
It's so frustrating.

My beard is as important as your muscles.

So when will this be over?

He's holding a razor. Don't rush him.

-He might mess up.
-Tell me when you'll be done.

I'm starving.

He's hungry all the time.

Four of these and four of these, please.

HUNGRY TAKES FOOD SERIOUSLY

I take my appetite seriously.

I only eat one meal a day.

I fast for 24 hours.

Let's say I eat until 10 p.m. today.

Then I fast until 10 p.m. tomorrow,

have a protein drink, work out,
and go to bed

so that my body can recover.

HUNGRY WORKS OUT TO ENJOY FOOD

When are we going to eat?
I need to eat! Hong-chul!

Just as you feel
Just as you say

Let's hit the road together
The Hungry and the Hairy

-What's that?
-No idea. I must be going crazy.

ONE MONTH LATER
A CAFÉ IN SEONGSU-DONG

We've talked to Netflix.

-What?
-Things are looking good.

Are you serious?

Hold on. Will it be a Netflix Original?

My gosh! I'd love to be on Netflix!

You'll need a long beard all year around.

This is insane.

ONE WEEK LATER

HE CUTS OFF HIS BEARD ALL OF A SUDDEN

Goodbye, beard!

LAUGHING

NEAT

What happened?

I'm shocked!

Tell me. Why did you do it?

I endorsed a financial service.

He shaved off his beard for money.
Unbelievable.

A slave of capitalism.

It was for work.

For my career.

THAT'S HOW HAIRY BECAME NOT-HAIRY

Our first trip on the show.

MARCH, SEOUL
HAIRY'S HOME

This is our destination.

JEJU ISLAND

This guy is crazy.

What do you need all this for?

We've been there before.

I think we should plan
what we're going to do.

-In advance?
-Yes. Without plans,

we might get in trouble.

Then what's the point of going on a trip?

You go on a trip
to get away from all that.

I've planned everything. Do you see this?

Who carries around paper maps in 2021?

I admire your enthusiasm though.

Let me explain to you.

I'm sending my bike there beforehand.

-You are?
-Two days before.

This is where we're going to meet.
Dongmun Traditional Market is here.

-Hey, we've been there, right?
-Yes.

-We had octopus and shrimp there.
-Exactly.

Let's grab some snacks.

-Remember the hangover soup place?
-Yes. I love this course.

-Here comes the important part.
-Okay.

From here, we'll ride east.

This is where we'll get started.

-In the open landscape.
-Right.

With the horizon to prepare ourselves.

-We'll head to Pyeongdae-ri.
-That rings a bell.

That's where
we're going to spend the night.

We'll stay at a really cozy, scenic place.

We'll unpack and--

Hold on. Did you say, "unpack"?

We're staying here overnight.

What's there to unpack?
We're traveling by bike.

Aren't you going to bring stuff?

We're traveling within the country.

-We'll be traveling for three days.
-Exactly.

We'll carry stuff on our bikes.

There's no space.

I'm all set.

We're riding the same model.

I took my bike to a shop
as soon as I got it.

Just drive a car instead.

With so much stuff on your bike,
how are you going to ride?

But that's part of the fun.

Haven't you seen people
travel on their motorbikes?

I have. With stuff loaded on the sides…

-Exactly. They carry a ton.
-Side bags…

But I think it's unsightly.

-Does it come off too?
-You'll see.

On this fancy bike…

-Isn't it nice?
-Unbelievable.

Then we're going to ride
around Mount Sorok to see flowers.

Why is Mount Sorok famous?

Apparently, you can see
a ton of flowers there.

They're in full bloom right now.

THIRD DESTINATION
NOKSAN-RO

We'll drive along the fields of flowers
for about 30 minutes.

Gosh. We'll ride there?

-Yes. That's Day 2. April 1.
-Oh, my.

-That's insane.
-It's April Fool's Day.

What else is there?

-We'll be tired, right?
-We will be.

So we'll hit Seonnyeotang.

It's a small pool.
We'll take a break there.

-We'll be visiting half of Jeju Island.
-Right.

-I love it.
-We won't go over there.

Okay. Sounds like a plan.

March 31, April 1, and April 2.

For three days, we'll be in the east.

I mixed them up.

-Right? It's okay.
-Yes.

He may be muscular, but he's not smart.

You know what's special about this trip?

The day we'll be landing
on Jeju Island is my birthday.

MARCH 31 IS HAIRY'S BIRTHDAY

To me, my birthday means more
than any holidays.

I care about my birthday
more than any family members' birthdays.

Let me tell you my history briefly.

On one of my birthdays, I went to Africa
and made eye contact with lions.

The year before,
I visited the fjords in Norway

and shouted on top of a mountain.

I always do something special.

And this year, we happen to land
on Jeju Island on my birthday.

I can't be doing this on my birthday.

MARCH 31ST
HAIRY'S BIRTHDAY

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HONG-CHUL

It's my birthday today.

Please be careful
as if you were giving me a present.

Sure. I'll stick it in carefully.

My gosh. I can't do this.

I'm scared.

No!

INSERTING

LAUGHING

I'm crying.

My goodness.

LAUGHING

-Happy birthday to you
-Happy birthday to you

-Happy birthday to you…
-Happy birthday to you…

Do we have to go through this for a trip?

APRIL, JEJU ISLAND

We're here!

It's chilly.

It's quite chilly.

We should've come here on my birthday.
Then it would have been sunny.

You said the weather
might not be good that day.

If we hadn't changed the dates,
it would have been sunny.

-No. That's not it.
-It's so chilly now.

We changed the dates

because of that guy.

We shouldn't have.
Isn't that part of the fun?

You don't have to pick the perfect day
or be perfectly ready.

What are you going to do?
You didn't bring anything?

I'll manage. Isn't that the whole point?

Unbelievable. You're going to regret it.

Oh, my. I see it.

My gosh.

Gosh, look at this place.
So many scooters and everything.

There they are.

Make some noise!

SCREAMING WITH JOY

They definitely stand out.

2 WEEKS AGO, SEOUL

I'm so happy.

HUNGRY'S NEW BIKE

It looks awesome.

I haven't been this excited in ages.

It looks fantastic.

HAPPY

WHAT ABOUT HAIRY?

SCREAMING

SCREAMING

IT'S THE SAME MODEL AS HUNGRY'S

It's mine!

THRILLED

-I love it.
-It's cool.

SEOUL, GANGNAM

SEOUL, YONGSAN

HUNGRY'S BIKE, HAIRY'S BIKE

-They stand out.
-Check this out.

Amazing. Is this what you got?

Look what I put on my bike.
They look different, right?

It even has "BMW" on it.

God gave you talent
but no aesthetic sense.

This is so unnecessary.

It has no lid.
What's the point of wiping it down?

-It's going to get dirty anyway.
-No.

-Are you going to put stuff in it?
-Of course.

-You're wasting your fancy bike.
-You're going to…

You're going to regret it.

Did you pick this
or was it the only thing they had?

I picked it.

Let me show you. See this?

This is such a fancy bike.

-Like this.
-How do you fasten it?

How do I fasten it? With this.

So you have to unfasten it
every time you need something?

-Of course.
-Isn't this for trucks?

-What are you talking about?
-It's what you use when you move.

Just drive a car instead.

-There you go. Nice, right?
-It reminds me of A Dog of Flanders.

We'll need all this at some point.

Thanks to you,
my bike stands out even more.

-You think so?
-It emphasizes the shape of my bike.

I even love my plate number.

Mine is 9752.

-It sounds like "wild boy."
-Wild boy?

-You really didn't bring anything else?
-I didn't.

You're going to freeze.

I have all the clothes I need.
Outerwear, underwear…

LAUGHING

…and pajamas. I have everything.

I even wore pants underneath as you said.

I like to travel light.

I usually pack a tent, folding chairs,
a table, coffee, seasoning, and so on.

A towel and toiletries. That's it.

Shouldn't we go and say hi to the staff?

Look at the hat I'm wearing.

Can we meet up
without this guy sometime soon?

Gosh, I can't believe you.

PSY'S FRIEND, THE ELEVATOR GUY

THE GUY BTS PAID HOMAGE TO

BANG

BANG

NOT YET

It looks awesome.

Let's get going then.

VROOM, VROOM

Jeju Island! Finally!

Let's go!

FROM AIRPORT
TO DONGMUN TRADITIONAL MARKET

TO HAMDEOK BEACH
TO LODGING

DAY 1 IN JEJU ISLAND

WOOHOO, WOW

My gosh. There's an airplane
in the sky behind us.

AN AIRPLANE BEHIND US!

FLYING

Wild Boy.

My first ride with Wild Boy.

Man, this is amazing.

It's incredible.

You look awful from behind.

My gosh.

LAUGHING

You look like a gigantic fly.

Does it really look that bad?
I don't think so.

-You look like a gigantic fly.
-Are you serious?

You don't have a nice silhouette.

My body does. Isn't that enough?

Your body doesn't. Only your bike does.

I can't even see your body.

The driver in the car next to us
is only looking at me.

You're unbelievable.

-Look at me from behind.
-Fine. Let's make a bet.

-I look better from behind.
-Let's make a bet.

Aren't you jealous?

We'll ask about ten people
which bike looks better.

We don't have to. Four is enough.

The loser goes into the water
the day after tomorrow.

LOSER GOES INTO WATER

-Will you be okay?
-Sure, I'm confident.

Gladly.

I don't mind going into the water,
so I'm up.

You're making me feel competitive.

-We're traveling on our bikes.
-Okay.

What's your first thought?

Aren't they the same?

They are, but… Do you see this?
You can even load slippers on it.

Personally…

I'm sure you get
a lot of customers on bikes.

Which do you prefer?

One with heaps of luggage
or the one that's cool and slick.

-Are you traveling?
-Yes.

-You like riding?
-I do.

-Take a look.
-Load this first.

Why would you?

-You have to.
-Why?

-Personally, the one I like more is…
-Yes?

WHO'S GOING TO WIN?

We're at an intersection!

Wild Boy's first intersection!

Let's go!

I love the smell of omegi tteok.

Omegi tteok!

OMEGI TTEOK

We're back at Dongmun Traditional Market.

Are we going back
to the same soup restaurant?

Yes. Remember the last time?

-It was closed so we couldn't have it.
-I remember that.

Doesn't it look amazing?

Mine looks great too.

-Only mine looks good.
-What about mine?

Here we go!

Is our gourmet trip beginning?

I love markets.

I grew up in a market.

-You did?
-Yes, I did.

-Hello.
-Hello.

-This way.
-Okay.

-Oh, man.
-Hello.

JEJU DONGMUN TRADITIONAL MARKET

GWANGMYEONG RESTAURANT

-I love old restaurants. So classic.
-Me too.

Let's go in.

-Hello.
-Hello.

Look at these tables.

They look so old.

Can we have one meat noodles
and one sundae gukbap?

It's pretty crowded.

Last time, we couldn't eat here, right?

-I remember that. It was closed.
-It was closed.

-So we had to go back.
-Exactly.

Hello.

So you grew up in a market?

When I was young, my parents ran a mill.

-Really?
-Yes.

So even as a kid, I was very used to

being at markets.

Markets were like buffets for me.

I could go into any shop,
eat something, and put it on the tab.

Because they knew your parents?

Yes. You know what I mean?

Countryside markets are
my favorite places.

-We have that in common.
-Noodles?

-Here.
-It's for him.

It's huge.

-Add this if you need more salt.
-Okay. Thank you.

Look at this.

SUNDAE GUKBAP, MEAT NOODLES

What's this? Suyuk?

-Assorted suyuk?
-Yes.

Intestines, head meat…

-Thank you.
-Sundae too.

It smells amazing.

I love this smell.

Let's share.

Here you go.

Hit it.

CHOMP

SATISFIED

SMILING

SLURPING

SAVORING

Hong-chul, have you tried the soup?

-Is it different?
-It's amazing.

I love slightly bland soup like this.

You look so happy.

Is it good? Are you that happy?

Were you craving this?

-This is my first time.
-Really?

SATISFIED

It's perfect for the weather.

It's perfect for the gray, chilly weather.

They make the sundae themselves.

From scratch.

Do you like the funky smell
of the intestines?

-I love it.
-Me too.

There's this too.

Pig stomach.

I love pig stomach.

-I can't stop eating.
-Right?

It's delicious.

CHOMP

SLURPING

SATISFIED

I need an extra-large.

I NEED AN EXTRA-LARGE

SLURPING

Hong-chul, look at this.

I finished it.

-Everyone's drinking.
-What?

Everyone's drinking. Did you see?

This place is famous for daytime drinking.

-The food here is amazing, sir.
-It is.

-The soup is incredible.
-I know.

When you play cards, you want the rain.

You really do.

-You mean the rain card, sir?
-Yes.

-How was it?
-I loved it.

-Happy? Okay. Let's go.
-Yes.

Where are we going next?

Do you know Mooger Burger?

-Are we having hamburgers?
-Yes.

FROM DONGMUN TRADITIONAL MARKET
TO MOOGER BURGER

Something's wrong with me.
Why am I hungry again?

-Again?
-Yes.

-It's definitely not normal.
-Me?

Yes.

Still, riding is the most fun part.

Of course.

BUMP

-What do I do?
-Hold on.

Gosh!

We might not be able to finish our trip.

-It almost smashed my foot.
-Really?

My bad.

Let's go!

Hong-chul, the weather isn't so bad.

Let's ride!

I love the empty roads.

Hey, it's Hamdeok Beach.

Check out the smell.

The scent of the sea!

This is incredible.

Nice!

It's like a work of art.

If only we had better weather.

IF ONLY WE HAD BETTER WEATHER

-But the weather isn't that bad.
-If only it had been better.

-I bet it'll be sunny tomorrow though.
-Yes, it'll be warmer.

THEY HOPE FOR A SUNNY DAY TOMORROW

Apart from it being chilly,
the weather's great.

Right?

My eyes are watering.

Say that I'm right.

Is this the place?
I think I've been here before.

-Isn't this the place with carrot burgers?
-Yes.

I've been here before.
So this is where it was.

MOOGER BURGER

Carrot burger and garlic burger.

We will be eating
all throughout this three-day trip.

Shall we hit it?

-Yes!
-Cheers.

A BIG BITE

YUMMY

-Isn't it good?
-It is.

-It's good.
-My gosh.

It's a little chillier
than I thought it'd be.

The last time I was here,
I saw many bikes riding along the coast.

I wondered why that wasn't the case
and it's because it's cold.

It's too cold.

CURRENT TEMPERATURE 10°C

Talk about getting off
on the wrong foot for Netflix.

We should be showing some scenery,
but he kept making me eat something.

Is this where you came by with Sang-soon?

-I was fascinated.
-Is it?

By the way,
how are Sang-soon and Hyo-lee doing?

Let's give them a call.

Wait. But you'll be cooking for me.

I've only been able to eat what they cook.

Since this is my birthday meal,
I'll take credit for it.

-Sure. Wait, so you'll call them over?
-Yes.

-You should call them right away.
-I hope they don't have plans.

CALLING
SANG-SOON

-Hello?
-Hey, Sang-soon.

-Hey, Hong-chul.
-Sang-soon.

-Yes?
-I'm in Jeju Island again.

I'm here with Ji-hoon.

-Hi, Sang-soon.
-Yes, hello.

Do you remember the burger place
you took me to once?

-Ji-hoon brought me here as well.
-Really?

Yes, and it made me think of you.

-Anyway…
-Yes?

You've treated me
to many great home-cooked meals.

It won't be my cooking

-since Ji-hoon's a great cook himself.
-Really?

If you're before dinner,
we'd love for you to join us.

-Can Hyo-lee come too?
-Yes, bring Hyo-lee with you.

-Sounds good.
-Join us.

-Can we also bring six dogs?
-Six dogs?

-Can't it be just you two?
-But they're part of the family!

-We'll buy dog food.
-They don't eat that.

We'll leave them at home
and come by on our own.

-See you later then.
-Sounds good.

-Good.
-See you later.

-Sure thing.
-Bye!

-This is great.
-I know.

I can cook for them.

Check out the smell.

The food keeps on coming.

-Is it good?
-It's delicious.

This is to die for.

Even when you call Sang-soon
out of nowhere,

he always answers and agrees to come.

-Because he's bored.
-He must be bored.

LAUGHING

Coming to Jeju made me think of something.

Living here with my wife

-wouldn't be so bad.
-Just the two of you?

-Yes.
-Really?

I guess I'll be bored though.

How often do you talk a day?

With Tae-hee?

-With "Tae-hee"?
-Yes.

-Do you call her "nuna" when you're alone?
-Are you crazy?

-Is it "darling" or "nuna"?
-I don't want to get thrown out.

-That's the vibe I got though.
-Gosh.

From a third party's perspective,
she seems to be of higher status.

-Me?
-No, her.

Her status within the family seems high.

-I call her "honey."
-Really?

With Tae-hee?

-With "Tae-hee"?
-Yes.

Do you call her by her name?

It's my way of respecting her.

Unbelievable.

When did you meet Tae-hee?

In 2011.

I met her in 2006.

She came on the show
when I was on Infinite Challenge.

I see.

JOY TO THE WORLD, TAE-HEE HAS COME!

THE GODDESS, KIM TAE-HEE

-What's going on?
-Are you kidding me?

She was our Christmas gift.

When I asked about her ideal man,

she said it was someone humorous.

-Someone humorous?
-Yes.

But you're on the boring side.

I also remember her saying
how she liked men with double eyelids.

What is your ideal type like?

I like humorous men.

-And I like men with double eyelids.
-Double eyelids?

I choose Hong-chul.

Ro Hong-chul!

She said Hong-chul!

-She called my name?
-Yes.

You have monolid eyes
and aren't funny at all.

MONOLID EYES, NOT HUMOROUS

-So what gives?
-I used to give myself double eyelids.

-Like this.
-It's fascinating.

-You can't keep that up though.
-I know.

-Aren't I humorous though?
-Not because you want to be.

-I'm unpredictable.
-Exactly.

-I get it then.
-Did she pity me?

-No, it was that other thing.
-What other thing?

Rather than those
who try to make you laugh,

she likes those who are silly.

-Do you think I'm silly?
-You are.

-No, I'm just a humorous guy.
-No, there's something silly about you.

After sundae-gukbap,
you're one to suggest burgers.

-How is that not silly?
-Wait. Is it raining?

What?

IT STARTS TO POUR

-It's raining.
-Gosh, it's raining.

-Those bikes are brand new.
-Unbelievable.

Those bikes are brand new!

What now?

What about my stuff?

GETTING SOAKED

We're screwed.

My pants will get soaking wet.

-Are you kidding me?
-This is bad.

These are brand new! Unbelievable!

-No!
-You've got to be kidding me.

We have to ride for 30 minutes.

-Thirty minutes?
-Yes.

A 30 MINUTE RIDE IN THE RAIN

No way. This is crazy.

Let's give it a try.

FROM MOOGER BURGER
TO LODGING

It's cold!

-Don't go too fast.
-Got it.

Just so you know, a concert or event

that took place on a rainy day
always turned out to be a success.

-Really?
-Yes.

This is unbelievable though.

It'll definitely be a show to watch.

I've never been on a bike
when it rained like this.

This is insane.

THEY MAKE A STOP
TO CHECK THEIR COMMUNICATION GEAR

Hong-chul, just a second. One, two, three.

Hold on. One, two, three.

-I think we're good.
-Yes, I hear you.

I can't see a thing. Help!

-Let's ride!
-Are your glasses okay?

-Hong-chul.
-I can't see a thing.

Like this. Use your spit.

-I mean it.
-I'm not talking about it being foggy.

-The rain is minimizing my view.
-Really?

-Your spit will help.
-Yes, but it's worse on the outside.

Let's ride.

Netflix, I'll do my best!

I can do this!

This is definitely a first!

I can't open my eyes.

Hong-chul, good going.

Even my underwear is wet.

You're here!

Is that Sang-soon? Hey!

It's freezing!

Gosh. We still managed to make it here.

-Hey, Ji-hoon.
-Hyo-lee.

-It's too cold.
-The weather…

-You got here so soon.
-What?

-How did you get here so fast?
-Your nose is bright red.

I'm freezing.

-It was tough, wasn't it?
-Your face is icy-cold.

Was it really necessary
to put yourselves through this?

-It wasn't easy.
-Let's head inside.

-Come on.
-You got here fast.

-This is nice.
-This is great.

This place is amazing.

It's nice here.

My boots are soaked.

-You should probably throw them away.
-Tell me about it.

You know how it is, right?
Once they're soaked,

-they stink.
-Get yourselves rain boots

at the five-day market.

I'll wash my feet in the bathroom.

We'll have some tea, so take your time.

-Sure.
-Right.

This is amazing.

-I know. I love it because it's raining.
-Yes, it changes the atmosphere.

Are you guys going for a
The Good, the Bad, the Weird look?

I had no idea this would happen.

What are you guys?
The Stupid and the Crazy?

-No, I'm…
-The Stupid and the Crazy?

-No, I'm the Hungry.
-The Stupid and the Successful.

I'm the Hungry.

-What about him?
-The Hairy.

-The Hairy?
-He lost a lot of hair.

He just seems like the Crazy.

Sorry about this. You're our guest.

-Take your time.
-Sorry.

I wiped my face after wiping my feet
and it doesn't feel wrong.

My face and feet are pretty much the same.

-You're hungry, right?
-We went to the market.

-You've lost a lot of weight, right?
-You're starving?

-You've lost weight.
-I think I've lost weight.

-Hong-chul, I got you a gift.
-What's that?

It's a scented candle that looks like you.

It does look like me.

This is for Ji-hoon.
It doesn't look like him though.

No, I love it.

This is really nice.

Wait. You'll be able to smell it soon.

Look closely. Can you see wax drippings?

-It's so pretty. This is the best.
-Pretty?

Hyo-lee started making these recently.

-It's like it's made by a Swedish artist.
-It's one of a kind.

-Both of them are the same, right?
-Yes, but he made a mistake

when remodeling it.

No, that's not it.
It's supposed to look like that!

-The back part is weird.
-I see he added a basket in the back.

-He wanted to go grocery shopping.
-You need a basket to carry things.

But it just looks weird.

I don't think so.

-Gosh, that's…
-Hey, does it have a seatbelt?

-What?
-A seatbelt?

You'll die if there is a seatbelt.

-What?
-Shouldn't you know that by now?

-Why?
-You must have seen it while shooting.

Why doesn't it have a seatbelt?

-You'll get thrown away.
-Why would it have one?

-We hold on to the handlebars.
-But your hands might slip.

It's better to just fall off.

Yes, because that weighs about 300kg.

Imagine getting run over by it.

If you get run over,
it'll shatter your bones.

-You have to let go.
-I thought there would be one.

-Goodness.
-It's seven o'clock.

We'll be able to eat
at 8:30 p.m. at the earliest.

Let's just order delivery.

-He's a great chef.
-Right.

You know, right? You tried his food.

But you guys look so tired.

-I can cook.
-It's too late.

He loves to cook.

-Who's going grocery shopping?
-Who?

I could go with Hyo-lee,
you could go with Hyo-lee,

-or you could go with me.
-I don't want to be alone with Hong-chul.

-You need someone to talk to.
-Hong-chul…

You haven't talked with
a person from Seoul in a while, right?

-When was the last time you were in Seoul?
-I like gossiping.

I'm not interested in talking for a show.

It's okay, it's Netflix.
You can talk about anything.

There are no rules.

What's that? Even your mask strap has

-Netflix on it.
-Right.

It looks good on me, right?
The color suits me well.

It suits me well, right? It's good?

I don't want to be alone with him.

You can get on his motorcycle.
You just don't have to ride mine.

How about us three?

-Okay. That's what I want?
-What are you talking about?

-Why would I stay here alone?
-No, us three.

-Us three.
-No, with you…

-You three can go together.
-I don't like being alone.

I want to be alone. You three should go.

-Okay, fine.
-You three will go?

Buy Jeju makgeolli.

-Jeju makgeolli?
-Jeju makgeolli?

It would have been more fun
if it didn't rain.

Yes, it's such a shame.

We got soaked because of the rain,

-but it was nice.
-It's a bit dangerous.

It's dangerous.

It's monsoon season in Jeju right now.

-We call it bracken monsoon.
-So the rain doesn't come and go.

Once this monsoon season is over,

bracken starts to grow.

-I see.
-It's growing right now.

-Sang-soon.
-Yes?

It might take a while,

but how about sake-steamed abalone,
stir-fried abalones with garlic,

fish cake soup and spicy noodles.
What do you think?

-Love it.
-I'll try to do it quickly.

People will recognize
Hong-chul right away.

I have my mask, so…

Radish.

Got it. And here.

Butter. Next is…

We got minced garlic, butter…
We need garlic cloves and kelp.

-There are a lot of abalones here.
-Abalones.

I'll take 15 of them.

Hyo-lee loves abalones grilled in butter.

-Should we get five more?
-Yes.

-Five more please.
-Sorry. Can we get five more?

-Hyo-lee loves it.
-Good.

WHAT IS HYO-LEE DOING?

RELAXING TEA TIME

-Are you sure we can eat all this?
-Of course.

I'll cook quickly.

This is a lot of food.

Maybe we should have just ordered food.

-It's cheaper here in Jeju.
-Really?

It is. We bought a lot
and it only cost us 110,000 won.

-Hong-chul may not know. He doesn't cook.
-I have no idea.

It's going to be good.
I'm going to pig out.

I heard you only eat one meal per day.

I do that when I have work.
I've been eating a lot these days though.

You only live once, you know.
You don't know when you're going to die.

-We should enjoy eating to enjoy life.
-Right.

Thanks for driving.

-Thank you.
-I'll go cook as fast as I can.

Oh, it's so cold.

-You're here.
-Hey.

-Hungry, give me things to do.
-Okay.

Why did you lose so much weight?

-Me?
-He did?

His pants are so big.

-He's just wearing big pants.
-Wearing big pants…

I think we're wearing similar designs.

You three look great together.
You should keep hanging out.

-Should we?
-Yes.

What do you think about motorcycles?

About 80% of the wives
are against motorcycles.

-I'm fine with it.
-You are?

-Yes.
-For real?

Sang-soon should do something manly too.

Am I not manly enough?

I want you to train Sang-soon
so he gets a six-pack.

-Are there a lot of women riders?
-The moment you ride it,

-Women ride something that big?
-people go wild.

There are a lot!

Gosh. They look so cool.

I think I'll be good at it.

You'd be the best.

The best. You'll look super cool.

If I do it,
Sang-soon will run away from home.

Earlier, we were having a hamburger
and we talked

about how his wife is
very gentle and calm,

while your wife had some wild times.

Hey. How can you be sure
Tae-hee didn't have wild times?

She probably checked out guys
when she went to SNU.

Tae-hee and I've been working out
with the same trainer for a long time.

And during break time
other people are busy talking.

But Tae-hee isn't.

She always reads a book or drinks tea.

-There's no one like her.
-There's no one like me too!

I don't know
if I want someone like her to be my wife

or someone like you
who had some wild times.

For example, you would stop
Hyo-lee from going on a shopping spree.

But Tae-hee doesn't go shopping at all.

She knows nothing about brands.

Even though she's a celebrity.

Maybe Tae-hee didn't really
need to know much about fashion.

I think this dish is going to be amazing.

It's looking good.

-Come sit over here. Let Ji-hoon cook.
-But I feel sorry.

No, when people cook, it's better…

-It's better if no one's around.
-Yes, it is.

Did you watch
My Octopus Teacher on Netflix?

Oh, it was so touching.

Yes, the octopus was like…

-Did you guys see it?
-Yes.

It's amazing.

-I know.
-We were so touched.

How is it possible?

What's your favorite show on Netflix?

The Naked Director.

Oh, Muranishi.

-What's that?
-You haven't seen it?

-What is it?
-Watch it.

It's about
a Japanese adult video director.

An adult video director.

-Why did you watch that alone?
-It's really funny.

-I didn't think you would like it.
-Hyo-lee.

It's about a legendary
adult video director.

You watched it because
you were interested in adult videos.

Well, not interested per se.

Why? You don't understand
men watching adult movies?

Of course, I do.

As long as he doesn't annoy me,
I don't care what he watches.

You don't care?

What did Tae-hee say about this trip?

-About riding the motorcycle.
-She told me to have fun.

Really? She's okay with you riding it?

Yes. She always says
I should do what I want.

I see. He got a good wife.

-Right?
-They have great chemistry together.

A long time ago,
I was on a TV show with Tae-hee

and I asked her
what kind of guy she likes.

And she said she likes humorous guys.

-She did?
-Yes.

And I also remember that she said
she likes guys with double eyelids.

-She did?
-Yes.

You don't normally end up
with your ideal type.

If I married my ideal man…

Well, I said it all.

Do you have a girlfriend?

No? Why do you keep avoiding eye contact?

Ask him. He knows me best.

-Does he have a girlfriend?
-He has really high standards.

-Oh, I heard.
-No, I don't.

I heard you're picky
about looks and qualifications.

Well, you heard correctly.

-It must have been a reliable source.
-Who are you to judge?

Here. Have this first.

-Nice. Is it abalone grilled in butter?
-Yes.

-Gosh, it smells so good.
-Garlic?

I can smell the garlic.

STIR-FRIED ABALONES WITH GARLIC

YUMMY

AMAZED

It's good. It's salty in a good way.

-It's good.
-Yes.

-Is it good?
-Yes.

It's good. When did you guys first meet?

We met each other through work.

-For television?
-Right.

-Not that. When did you become friends?
-Around last year?

It was not too long ago.

I've never been
on a variety show as a regular.

-Before SSAK3, I went to him for advice.
-Right.

I wasn't confident.

I wasn't sure if I should do it or not.
I'm not funny or witty,

so I didn't know what to do,
but Hong-chul told me to just do it.

He told me,
if I didn't like it then so be it.

So he asked for advice
and you said to just do it?

Right.

Yes, and fortunately he took my advice.

-I had no idea you would do it
-Right.

-because you were so quiet.
-So you agreed without knowing.

I was happy when we met once a week.

Yes, we had a lot of fun together.

It was healing.

Try this steamed dish.
I learned it from a chef.

SAKE-STEAMED ABALONE

You have to dip it in this.

-What's this?
-It's a sauce made from intestines.

You're like a total pro.

This does not look like
a home-cooked meal.

You usually eat the guts?

Interesting.

-Gosh.
-Abalone guts taste this good?

-They are added in abalone porridge.
-No, it's way better than that.

-What is this?
-It's really good.

This is amazing.
I should learn how to make it.

What is this sauce?

It's very nutty.

Try just the sauce.

-Is it good?
-It's amazing!

It's really good.

-Gosh, this is…
-This is amazing.

-Is Ciipher doing well?
-We sold all the albums thanks to you.

I'm very grateful to you.
You came to help without hesitation.

Of course, I should help.

LEE HYO-LEE COMES TO SUPPORT CIIPHER

LEE HYO-LEE CHEERS FOR CIIPHER

-Baby, me too
-Baby, me too

-I'm second to none
-I'm second to none

-Good luck!
-Thank you!

I was very thankful for what you did.

I don't like being a nuisance.

I was just glad I could help.

What if I couldn't help much
because of some incident?

I would be just so upset then.

-I think I'll be sad…
-I know.

I think I'll be sad if people pretend

-they're not close with me.
-I know how that feels.

I think I'll be sad
if I become someone like that.

Since when did you have
a spiritual awakening?

I'm not sure. At some point, I guess.

It happened naturally.

-I like being helpful to my family too.
-How peculiar.

-I'm very happy and thankful for it.
-Right.

I think that no matter what I do,
I should never be a nuisance.

-Yes, that's right.
-Yes.

Never be a nuisance.

Never inconvenient people
and never be a nuisance.

Don't borrow money, don't lend money.

This is really good.

If you mix rice in this, it'll be so good.

Pasta will be good too.

FISH CAKE SOUP

You two can share this bowl.

-Fish cake soup?
-Yes.

-The dishes just keep coming.
-I know.

-Like omakase restaurants, right?
-Yes.

-I love it.
-The broth is great.

SLURPING

SLURPING

The spicy noodles is the last menu.

I'm so full right now.

I ate everything.

-You don't cook?
-No.

Not even a little bit.

I should go shopping
with Tae-hee sometime.

Don't you think it'll be funny
if we shop together?

-You guys are around the same age.
-Yes, she's a year younger than me.

-I should teach her about shopping.
-Right.

We'll go to a club too.

-I can't allow that.
-Why not?

No.

Remember when my feet got
all dirty at a club

-and you had to drag me out?
-You were so drunk.

It was when we just started dating.

And she asked me
to come to a club in Itaewon.

So I went to see her.

I was wearing heels
and it was so uncomfortable.

So I just took them off.

And she danced like a jiangshi.

-She wasn't wearing any shoes.
-I was dancing like this.

-I guess you really loved me.
-I was scared.

You didn't leave me after that.
Did she ever do anything like that?

Then we'll meet up,
go shopping, go to a wine bar,

go to a club, and then I'll send her home.

That's okay.

Maybe she'll like one of those things.

She'll end up liking at least one.

SPICY NOODLES WITH WHELK

SLURPING

-Is it good?
-Yes.

SPICY NOODLES WITH PORK BELLY

Gosh. You even sprinkled sesame seeds.

I think you and Ji-hoon
will be good friends.

-Agree.
-You both love cooking.

-We could go eat delicious food.
-Yes.

I love eating delicious food.
I'm a total foodie.

-Me too.
-He does too.

-But Hyo-lee…
-I don't like it.

She doesn't like waiting.

I can eat anything
as long as it comes out quickly.

-Other things are more important for me.
-Right.

If I want to take Hyo-lee
to eat something delicious,

there can't be a line.

If it's sleeping, sightseeing,

-or eating, waiting is unacceptable.
-Me too.

-You would be good friends with Tae-hee.
-Really?

You look so much healthier.

-Why does your skin look better?
-It's because I gained weight.

-You gained weight?
-Yes.

Look. We thought there was a lot,
but we finished it.

-You used to eat only a little bit.
-I only ate a little bit.

She would act like she might
throw up after eating a tiny bit.

Come on. I never did that!

Last time, you were like.

Come on! That's ridiculous.

Look at her.

That's why I was shocked.

-What do you mean? I just didn't eat much.
-True.

Seeing the amount of food
that was cooked today

I thought she might throw up.

But she didn't.

Are you guys two years apart? Three?

We are three years apart.

-So three years apart too, right?
-Are we the same age?

I don't really remember his exact age.

I just know that you're younger than me.

Before SSAK3,
everyone thought we were the same age.

Really? What's your Chinese zodiac sign?

-Dog.
-Dog?

So you have a schedule, Ji-hoon?

-Yes, I do have a schedule.
-You have a chart?

-He has a map.
-Can I see?

It might be places that aren't fun.

I like the place in the music video.

-Geum Oreum.
-You can take your car there.

-Bikes too?
-Yes.

-For real?
-I guess so.

-There's a way.
-You can go

-To the top?
-all the way to the top.

Take a look.
We're going to the east this time.

-Really?
-Yes. We came this way

and went to Hamdeok Beach today.

-We're at Pyeongdae-ri right now.
-Right.

-So tomorrow, we'll take this route
-Upwards?

and go to Mount Sorok to see the flowers.

-What flowers? Canola flowers?
-Yes.

So we're going to keep taking this route
to a place called Seonnyeotang.

That's my plan.

We need something more exciting.

Like being in an extreme situation.

Do you want to go to a pet shelter in
Hallim and clean up the poop of 150 dogs?

-I went yesterday.
-Sounds great.

-Extreme, like jumping off cliffs?
-Yes.

-I see.
-Like being thrown.

-Like activities?
-Yes.

Activities… We have no idea.

He's far from activities.

I just want to leave peacefully
and quietly.

Even if we go to the beach,
he never swims.

I heard you're going to
compose a song for us.

Right.

I'm kind of working on my album right now.

Really?

HE'S WORKING ON HIS OWN ALBUM

-It overlapped.
-I see.

SANG-SOON

Music fairy, Sang-soon

Sang-soon, cue the music!

-Would you like to sing too?
-Sing?

-You should.
-I'm a terrible singer.

Sometimes the voices of
non-professionals are good. It's pure.

This morning, Hyo-lee said
you have to sing this song.

Like a children's song. You know, right?

-Without any techniques.
-I came up with a song.

You wrote a children's song today?

On a late starry night

I sang it like you.

I picture a face I miss

Will they hear

my longing?

I think I can sing this.

I think this will sound really sad
if you sing like this.

Right? It's sad, right?

Don't the lyrics suit you well?
You always laugh and talk

-and you love every one of us.
-Right.

We should know what this program is about
to come up with a song.

You can ask us anything.

What is this program?

It's about stylishness,
flavor, and spacing out.

I get where flavor came from.
What about stylishness?

WINK

RIGHT HERE

-Are you spacing out?
-Just spacing out.

By showing that,

are you trying to satisfy
people's desire to travel?

-Yes.
-We came here without a plan.

-Without thinking.
-Right.

-Before this, you've traveled, right?
-Yes.

Before spending time
and hanging out with him,

I thought he'd be full of himself.

-He's half-baked, not full of himself.
-Right.

I didn't think we'd get along. But we did.

When he rode the bike
in front of me to lead me.

-Was he reliable?
-I was touched.

Also he took me to a restaurant.

He went through the menu,
and based on what he tried,

he said, "You don't eat fish,
so you won't like this.

But trust me and try this with this."

I tried it and it was so good.

-My heart skipped a beat.
-Are you into motorbikes or Ji-hoon?

After riding our bikes,
we got dust all over ourselves.

So we went to a bathhouse.

-You saw his nice body.
-I know.

He just fell for him.

-You did.
-I love him.

You know what he's like.
He keeps feeding you from the morning.

I was totally full.
I couldn't eat anymore.

He was full and I was full.
We went to the bathroom.

Coincidentally there were only two stalls.

He said, "Hong-chul,
I'll choose a song for you."

He played hip-hop music, old hip-hop.

I've had constipation
for a very long time.

The music had strong beats.

You know how old hip-hop
has really loud bass.

-Did your intestines vibrate?
-I went like this.

Then I opened up to him slowly.

You started to trust him.

-Do you understand the nature of our trip?
-Yes.

You two click.

He needed someone innocent
to appreciate his kindness.

He's quite innocent.

He's nuts, but innocent too.

That's why Ji-hoon probably liked you.

We met all the time.

Actually, it's difficult to make friends
when you're close to 40.

-It's interesting.
-Right?

-You're really lucky.
-I think so.

Hong-chul, the best friend
you can have is your spouse.

-That could be.
-So like Hyo-lee said,

it's not easy to make friends
when you're over 40.

When I see you guys,
I think about getting married.

-When you see your married friends.
-Yes.

-It's really great.
-I think so.

It's like living with a close friend.

-It's like he's a woman.
-Yes.

-It'd be great.
-Yes, that's right.

-Doesn't Hong-chul have a girlfriend?
-No, he doesn't.

Find him a good woman.

He has really high standards.

You don't know that. We'll have to see.

-You never know.
-I had high standards too.

-Right.
-Of course.

-I still have high standards.
-They were never low. Right.

Mine have always been high.

Having high standards means
that you're looking for someone

who is really compatible with you.

I'm being careful.
Can you meet someone without trying?

-Do I need to try?
-I didn't try.

-If you try--
-We met like it was destiny.

-Isn't destiny nice?
-Yes, like destiny.

You got married at a good time.

-Right. I partied hard and married well.
-Yes.

I tied the knot well.

I have no regrets. Right?

-What if I partied after I married?
-Thank goodness.

-Right?
-Right.

Sang-soon looks like he has regrets.

No, he partied harder than I did.

-No.
-Did he?

-It's a long story.
-I didn't party.

He knew every woman.

There were a lot of women I didn't know.

I didn't know many women.

His ex-girlfriend loved vintage clothing.

He knew every
vintage clothing shop in Europe.

He didn't go to the famous ones.

-He only went to the hidden ones.
-Because I didn't go to tourist sites.

Because I knew every alley.

At first I thought, "Why does he know
female vintage shops so well?

It's weird."

Anyway it was a little weird.

"Why does a musician know
vintage clothing so well?"

Did you ask him about it and he told you?
I see.

Let's clean up a little.
I'll do the dishes.

No, I'll do the dishes.

-I'll do it.
-Don't worry about it.

-Hey, sit down. I have more to talk about.
-Just clean the table.

-Let's clean up.
-Let's talk more.

I haven't even started chapter one.

I need to use the bathroom.

You're good at drinking.
You couldn't before.

-You couldn't drink or didn't drink?
-I didn't drink.

-We could've dated if we had a drink.
-It would've been dangerous.

Seriously, with you…

We never went drinking.

We never had a chance to drink.
Not even once.

-We didn't even eat together.
-Yes. We only practiced together.

Totally.

-That's why we can see each other again.
-Right.

We can't if we dated. Right, Sang-soon?

-There are many people that we can't see.
-Exactly.

We were watching TV.

We changed channels and an ex was there.
And another.

Sang-soon said,
"Let's just watch the news."

We have to watch the news
if we don't want to see my exes.

I just have to suck it up.

What if we need to scrap the bikes?

-Why?
-They're brand new.

-Can't they get rained on?
-I don't know.

-Because they're made of steel.
-Isn't there a cover?

We didn't bring it.

THE NEW BIKES ARE GETTING RAINED ON
ALL EVENING

You're sleepy, right?

Very.

He's been sleepy for a while.

Because he usually goes to bed
at 10 p.m., and it's 9:53 p.m.

I get ready for bed at 9:30 p.m.

-To go to sleep?
-Yes.

Let's go home, honey.

-Thank you so much for coming.
-Thanks for the great meal.

Hey, have a nice trip tomorrow.
Don't fight.

-Don't worry.
-We won't fight.

-Thanks so much.
-Sure.

-Bye, Hyo-lee. Bye, Sang-soon.
-Bye.

I hope it stops raining tomorrow.

-Good night.
-Okay.

-Have a good night.
-Bye, Sang-soon.

-Be careful.
-Okay.

-Bye.
-Bye.

-That was a good meal.
-It was really good.

-Wasn't it?
-Gosh, it was…

How was the omakase?

-It was crazy. It was amazing.
-Wasn't it good?

-It was nice to chat with them.
-It was.

-The motorcycle was scratched.
-Really?

From the top, it didn't look like it was.

This is driving me nuts.
Was it really scratched?

Are you serious?

Jeez, it's driving me nuts.

It's too expensive.

Subtitle translation by: Min-jin Kim