The Herculoids (1967–1969): Season 1, Episode 5 - The Android People/The Spider Man - full transcript
NARRATOR: Somewhere out in
space live the Herculoids.
Zok, the laser-ray dragon!
Igoo the giant rock ape!
Tundro the tremendous!
Gloop and Gleep,
the formless fearless wonders!
With Zandor their leader.
And his wife,
Tara, and son, Dorno.
They team up to protect their
planet from sinister invaders!
All strong!
All brave! All heroes!
They're The Herculoids!
Dorno! Dorno!
Dorno!
Where is he?
Look out, Tara.
Gloop!
The alarm horn.
Are you alright, Tara?
I'm alright.
Where's Dorno?
If the Spider Men have him,
we've got to intercept them
at the entrance
to the endless caves.
Zok, get Igoo and follow.
I'm going on.
Zok can't use his power ray
because of Dorno.
But if he can keep them busy,
it maybe my chance.
Come on, Dorno,
we've gotta move
before they can
use their web guns.
Look out, Zandor.
ZANDOR: Too late for me, Dorno.
Run!
Zok, get Tara.
Look, it's Zok
he's signaling.
With Zandor and Dorno
in their power
we can't make any mistakes.
Tundro, you have
to get past them
and seal the entrance
to the endless caves.
They got Tundro.
They slowed him down
but they didn't stop him.
He sealed the entrance.
Go help Gleep, Igoo.
Down here, Zok.
You alright, Dorno?
I'm okay.
Quick, behind that rock.
At least,
Dorno and Zandor are free.
They're shooting at us!
Look out, Gloop.
Thank you, Gloop
that shook them up alright.
Tara, you'd better keep
out of the line of fire.
I'm alright, Zandor.
ZANDOR: Gloop,
keep Tara covered.
They haven't given up yet.
And neither have I.
There they are again, Zandor.
They don't know when to quit.
It looks like we'll have
to team up the Herculoids
Zok, down here.
Tundro, Igoo, Gloop,
Gleep, get ready.
Wait for my signal.
Now!
- Dorno.
DORNO: Yes?
ZANDOR: You alright over there?
Yes.
Are they still there?
I don't see them.
I'm going to have a look.
No sign of them at all.
Yes.
Well, I better make sure.
Up, Gloop.
Look's like they managed to
squeeze through those rocks.
Down, Gloop.
You mean, they're back
in the endless caves?
Yes, and once they're in there,
we'll never find them.
Some day,
I'll have to go in there
and make sure
they stop these raids.
And if I do, Tundro,
you can come with me.
Android unit one, materialize
the duplicating mechanism.
Android unit two, materialize
the anti-personnel defenses.
Android unit three and four,
your target is Zandor
capture him and return at once.
Do not fail, our plans
depend upon your success.
DORNO: What's going on
down there, Zandor?
I don't know,
you and Tara wait here.
Gloop and Gleep
will protect you.
It's the Android people.
Magoo beams!
They're pulling me down.
Tundro, fire.
Zandor!
Tara, they've taken Zandor.
Get the Herculoids, Dorno,
we've got to help him.
Well done, units three and four.
Zandor now belongs to us.
What do you want with me,
Gorvak?
You are to be a model, Zandor.
A model
for a super warrior Android.
We shall duplicate
thousands like you
creating an invincible army.
You will fail, Gorvak.
We shall see.
Activate
the duplicating machine!
It is done.
Turn off the machine.
You see, Zandor.
The perfect warrior android.
The first step of our
plans has been accomplished.
Not if I can help it.
Androids, stop him!
He must not escape.
A force field.
I'm trapped!
One of those machines
must control it.
He's escaped!
After him!
It's Zandor!
Sound the alarm, Zok.
It's Zok, they've found Zandor.
Igoo, Gloop, this way.
Hang on, Zandor!
We're coming.
Dorno, Zok, your laser bolts.
On target, Zok!
Now, the others.
One down, three to go.
Wow! They didn't even feel that.
Let's try again, Zok.
There they are.
Zandor!
- Tara.
- I brought you weapons.
Take cover!
Dive, Zok!
Dive!
Zandor, they'll crash.
No, watch.
Good work, Zok.
That takes care of the androids
but we've got to destroy
Gorvak's duplicating machine.
Zandor, what's that?
Zandor, destroy.
ZANDOR: It's Gorvak's
warrior android.
Igoo, stop him!
ZANDOR: Tundro.
They only way we can stop him
is to destroy
his control system.
Zok, Gloop, Gleep,
lets go!
Destroy! Destroy! Destroy!
Destroy! Destroy!
Destroy! Destroy!
They won't be able to hold him.
Aaah!
I've gotta make
this shot good.
That did it, Zandor.
ZANDOR: He's out of control.
Destroy! Destroy!
DORNO: He's heading
back into the cave.
Destroy! Destroy! Destroy!
Destroy! Destroy!
No, no!
Get back! Get back!
We have nothing more to fear.
They destroyed one another.
Lets hope we never
have to face them again.
space live the Herculoids.
Zok, the laser-ray dragon!
Igoo the giant rock ape!
Tundro the tremendous!
Gloop and Gleep,
the formless fearless wonders!
With Zandor their leader.
And his wife,
Tara, and son, Dorno.
They team up to protect their
planet from sinister invaders!
All strong!
All brave! All heroes!
They're The Herculoids!
Dorno! Dorno!
Dorno!
Where is he?
Look out, Tara.
Gloop!
The alarm horn.
Are you alright, Tara?
I'm alright.
Where's Dorno?
If the Spider Men have him,
we've got to intercept them
at the entrance
to the endless caves.
Zok, get Igoo and follow.
I'm going on.
Zok can't use his power ray
because of Dorno.
But if he can keep them busy,
it maybe my chance.
Come on, Dorno,
we've gotta move
before they can
use their web guns.
Look out, Zandor.
ZANDOR: Too late for me, Dorno.
Run!
Zok, get Tara.
Look, it's Zok
he's signaling.
With Zandor and Dorno
in their power
we can't make any mistakes.
Tundro, you have
to get past them
and seal the entrance
to the endless caves.
They got Tundro.
They slowed him down
but they didn't stop him.
He sealed the entrance.
Go help Gleep, Igoo.
Down here, Zok.
You alright, Dorno?
I'm okay.
Quick, behind that rock.
At least,
Dorno and Zandor are free.
They're shooting at us!
Look out, Gloop.
Thank you, Gloop
that shook them up alright.
Tara, you'd better keep
out of the line of fire.
I'm alright, Zandor.
ZANDOR: Gloop,
keep Tara covered.
They haven't given up yet.
And neither have I.
There they are again, Zandor.
They don't know when to quit.
It looks like we'll have
to team up the Herculoids
Zok, down here.
Tundro, Igoo, Gloop,
Gleep, get ready.
Wait for my signal.
Now!
- Dorno.
DORNO: Yes?
ZANDOR: You alright over there?
Yes.
Are they still there?
I don't see them.
I'm going to have a look.
No sign of them at all.
Yes.
Well, I better make sure.
Up, Gloop.
Look's like they managed to
squeeze through those rocks.
Down, Gloop.
You mean, they're back
in the endless caves?
Yes, and once they're in there,
we'll never find them.
Some day,
I'll have to go in there
and make sure
they stop these raids.
And if I do, Tundro,
you can come with me.
Android unit one, materialize
the duplicating mechanism.
Android unit two, materialize
the anti-personnel defenses.
Android unit three and four,
your target is Zandor
capture him and return at once.
Do not fail, our plans
depend upon your success.
DORNO: What's going on
down there, Zandor?
I don't know,
you and Tara wait here.
Gloop and Gleep
will protect you.
It's the Android people.
Magoo beams!
They're pulling me down.
Tundro, fire.
Zandor!
Tara, they've taken Zandor.
Get the Herculoids, Dorno,
we've got to help him.
Well done, units three and four.
Zandor now belongs to us.
What do you want with me,
Gorvak?
You are to be a model, Zandor.
A model
for a super warrior Android.
We shall duplicate
thousands like you
creating an invincible army.
You will fail, Gorvak.
We shall see.
Activate
the duplicating machine!
It is done.
Turn off the machine.
You see, Zandor.
The perfect warrior android.
The first step of our
plans has been accomplished.
Not if I can help it.
Androids, stop him!
He must not escape.
A force field.
I'm trapped!
One of those machines
must control it.
He's escaped!
After him!
It's Zandor!
Sound the alarm, Zok.
It's Zok, they've found Zandor.
Igoo, Gloop, this way.
Hang on, Zandor!
We're coming.
Dorno, Zok, your laser bolts.
On target, Zok!
Now, the others.
One down, three to go.
Wow! They didn't even feel that.
Let's try again, Zok.
There they are.
Zandor!
- Tara.
- I brought you weapons.
Take cover!
Dive, Zok!
Dive!
Zandor, they'll crash.
No, watch.
Good work, Zok.
That takes care of the androids
but we've got to destroy
Gorvak's duplicating machine.
Zandor, what's that?
Zandor, destroy.
ZANDOR: It's Gorvak's
warrior android.
Igoo, stop him!
ZANDOR: Tundro.
They only way we can stop him
is to destroy
his control system.
Zok, Gloop, Gleep,
lets go!
Destroy! Destroy! Destroy!
Destroy! Destroy!
Destroy! Destroy!
They won't be able to hold him.
Aaah!
I've gotta make
this shot good.
That did it, Zandor.
ZANDOR: He's out of control.
Destroy! Destroy!
DORNO: He's heading
back into the cave.
Destroy! Destroy! Destroy!
Destroy! Destroy!
No, no!
Get back! Get back!
We have nothing more to fear.
They destroyed one another.
Lets hope we never
have to face them again.