The Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew Mysteries (1977–1979): Season 1, Episode 11 - Wipe-Out - full transcript
While vacationing is Hawaii, the boys are robbed. So they set out to try and find the robbers.
? If everybody had an ocean?
? Across the USA?
? Then everybody'd
be surfin'?
? Surfin' USA?
Frank's gone down.
You cut me off.
This is competition, buddy.
If you're against us,
you're gonna lose.
I want you to keep an eye
on those two.
If they so much as flick
an eyelash, I wanna know.
Get a load of this stuff.
No time for appraisals. Put it
in the bag and let's go.
[woman screaming]
What are you doing here?
You and your brother are
supposed to be at the airport.
You're taking
the late flight out tonight.
(male narrator) Tonight,
the Hardy Boys in Wipe-Out.
?[Surfin' USA playing]
? If everybody had an ocean?
? Across the USA?
? Then everybody'd
be surfin'?
? Like Californi-a?
? You'd seem 'em
wearing their baggies?
? Huarachi sandals too?
? A bushy bushy
blonde hairdo?
? Surfin' USA?
? You'd catch 'em
surfin' at Del Mar?
? Ventura County line?
? Santa Cruz and Trestle?
? Australia's Narrabeen?
? All over Manhattan?
? And down Doheny Way?
? Everybody's gone surfin'?
(chorus)
? Surfin' USA?
? We'll all be
planning that route?
? We're gonna take real soon?
? We're waxing down
our surfboards?
? We can't wait for June?
? We'll all be gone
for the summer?
? We're on surfari to stay?
? Tell the teacher
we're surfin'?
? Surfin' USA?
(chorus)
? Surfin' USA?
[horn blowing]
[girls chattering]
Come on.
[whispering]
Come on.
He's caught one.
He'll need a good ride the way
the scores have been running.
Hang in there, Brother.
Let me look.
You don't see surf
like this in the East Coast.
He's doing great!
The curl's closing out.
[sighs]
So much for great.
It's okay,
he had some good rides.
He'll- He'll qualify
for the semifinals.
We're getting ready
for the semifinals,
and with me
is Wally Seibert.
Wally, it seems like
we've been here before.
Three years running.
You're the all-time favorite,
the pressure's on you.
Do you feel that pressure
when you're on water?
No, no, no. All you can think
about is the wave and the ride.
It takes all
your concentration.
You don't have any time to think
about anybody or anything else.
When you talk
about "anybody",
Frank Hardy's been looking awful hot
today? How do you feel about that?
Yeah, he's been,
uh, a surprise.
Uh, he's done real well, but
I think he's, uh, manageable.
Well, that's the confidence
of a champion.
Thank you very much.
Thank you very much.
We're getting ready
for the semifinals,
a lot of action and
explosive surfing today.
The final challenger
is Frank Hardy,
definitely, one of the finest
competitors on the scene today.
Welcome to Hawaii, Frank.
Thanks. It's nice to be here.
Tell us, exactly how long
have you been surfing?
I've been surfing
about six years.
But it's the first time I've
been in this kind of competition.
We've been watching you
this morning while surfing.
It's obvious you've put a lot of
time and effort in preparing for this.
How do you expect to do?
If I can come in the
top five, I'll be happy.
Judging from what we've seen,
there's a good chance
you might be
in the top three.
Just how are the waves
breaking today?
They're breaking pretty well.
They're coming in fast.
You'll probably see
many wipe-outs later.
Well, thank you very much,
and good luck. Thank you.
[girl exclaiming]
[girls giggling]
Congratulations.
Hey, you were great.
Thanks.
Ah, the thrill of victory.
More like
the agony of defeat.
There's tons of water coming
down every time you wipe out.
And on the next wave, Pomo.
Great take off!
Fantastic recovery
at the bottom of the wave.
(commentator)
Riding it perfectly.
Showing that
expert riding ability
that all these champions have performing
here today at the championship.
Oh, you know
what they say:
It's not whether
you win or lose.
Aha, well, I didn't save for 18
months to come to Hawaii to lose.
At least,
not in the preliminaries.
Up on the outside,
it's-it's Wally Seibert.
Beautiful bottom turn.
He's pulling himself
up into the tube.
Nice and tight.
Fantastic ride!
Spectacular ride
for Wally Seibert.
That's going to earn him
a lot of points.
(Frank)
Hey, nice ride, Pomo.
Thanks.
Nice going.
You, too, Wally.
All right,
thank you very much.
Looked like you were
glued to the boards.
Good wave.
Frank took off on a big one.
Yeah, and it bit back.
Next time, just watch Pomo.
He knows the surf here better than
anybody. Takes the easy ride home.
This goofy footer
would have to paddle in
if he didn't have
me for a guide.
Oh, they're collecting
the scores.
(announcer) We've four
qualifiers for the semis.:
Pomo Kelly.
[all cheering]
Nice going.
Nice going.
(announcer)
Wally Seibert.
[all cheering]
[Wally whooping]
Graham Turnbolt
All right, Graham.
...and Frank Hardy.
All right!
[all applauding]
Talk about a dark horse.
If you're born with it,
all it takes is
a little grace and skill.
And a little luck.
A little?
[Pomo laughing]
(Joe) We have to figure
out a way of convincing Dad
to move his operation
to Hawaii.
(Frank) Why? I thought
you didn't like to surf.
Who said anything
about surfing?
[boys laughing]
I met a couple
of bellboys today.
They got a band that's doing
a beach concert tonight.
What do you say we go?
It'll have to be late.
Liz and I only have
45 minutes
to get to the hotel
and get changed.
We have jobs, remember?
Sorry, I forgot.
Hawaii does that to you.
[engine starting]
Frank.
(Frank)
Oh, wow.
They got my watch, your ID.
They also got
the plane tickets.
Check the shoe.
They got the money.
They were thorough.
Let's face it.
We've been wiped out.
(Lt. Kirk) Lt. Kirk here.
Anything yet on the burglary
in the Hawaiian Surf Hotel?
(officer)
Yes. Yeah.
Okay, okay. Maholo.
Well, your airline tickets were
cashed in about three hours ago.
Oh, terrific.
Didn't they get
a description or anything?
They got your brother's driver's
license number for identification.
Don't you guys
take any precautions?
You know,
Travelers' checks?
You could've checked your
valuables with the front desk.
Believe me, we thought about
all that stuff on the way here.
That's a little late, brother.
Yes, sir.
What are the chances
of finding our stuff?
Cameras and watches?
Those things have probably
already been sold to a tourist
who, uh, was looking
for a bargain.
Now, look,
don't feel bad.
You're not the first one,
and you won't be the last.
We had a run on this.
The m. o. fits.
Quick hits on
merchandisable items.
I know it may not seem much,
but it's all we had.
The ring that's been pulling
these heists has come up
with quite a total
in the past two months.
And besides, there're
a lot more people out there
with much more valuable things
than cameras around their necks.
Yeah, maybe
we got off lucky, huh?
(officer)
Hey.
Now, look,
if anything comes up,
we'll try to get
in touch with you, okay?
Okay. Thank you.
Okay.
I'd hate to be you
when you call Dad.
Me?
You wanted to enter
the surfing competition.
Thanks.
Maybe we don't have to
call for a while.
We're paid at the hotel
till this week's end.
What do we eat, coconuts?
It could be worse.
I know. We'll get a job
at a hotel: waiter, busboy.
I've got a better idea.
What's the matter
with my idea?
Come on.
(male announcer)
Mr. or Mrs. Donald Josephson,
come to the reception desk,
please.
Hi, Frank.
Oh, hi, Becky.
Gee, I heard what happened.
The desk clerk said
they really cleaned you out.
Yeah. We-we-we'll be fine.
Well, look, when you come for dinner,
be sure to ask for one of my tables.
I mean, two can dine
as cheaply as one.
Yeah.
Hey, the chef
is a friend of mine.
That's great. Thanks a lot.
What are friends for?
See you.
Bye.
Bye.
I don't think I'm gonna
have much of an appetite.
(Frank) Yeah, well, we've
got to go through with it.
Okay, keep your eyes open.
The desk is getting busy.
This may be it.
Let's go.
(Frank) Excuse me, do you
have any messages for Room 613?
Yes, here it is. The party
didn't leave their name.
Just the phone number
you could call them.
Okay, good. Thanks a lot.
Once again, I'd like
to extend the apologies
of the hotel
for what happened.
The house detectives
have been alerted.
Hopefully your valuables
will be recovered.
I hope so.
Don't touch the door.
Fingerprints.
You'll have to
forgive me.
I'm new at working
on this end.
Get a load of this stuff.
(Frank) We don't have
time for an appraisal.
Put it in the bag
and let's get out of here.
Get the binoculars.
[Joe whispering]
Let's go.
I was afraid you two
were gonna be too late.
Order the Tahiti fish
and almond soup.
I can slip you a couple
of orders of mahi-mahi.
Thanks,
but you don't have to.
Oh, it's okay. The
mahi-mahi's going slow there.
What Frank means is you don't
have to go through the trouble.
Yeah, we got some
money from home.
I-I think, we'll probably
start with the Japanese shrimp.
With the prime rib Hawaiian.
This is an outrage.
I distinctly remember
leaving our key
with you right here
on this desk.
Sir, I'm sorry,
but there is no key
in your box.
I always leave the key in case
we're separated or lose the other.
I want to see
the manager.
There's something
going on here.
I am the night manager.
And I assure you, everything will
be done to recover your valuables.
That ring belonged
to my grandmother.
There's no telling
how much it's worth now.
Macadamia nut pie
for dessert.
Home must've been
very generous.
Well, Dad wanted us
to have a good time.
You're not gonna
disappoint him.
[people chattering]
[inaudible]
Your name Hardy?
Yeah.
My name is McGuire.
House Detective.
What do you want?
Never mind.
You two, come with me.
All right, wise guys.
I know you ripped off
that room.
You were seen
hanging around the lobby.
What are you
talking about?
You think you're smart,
don't you?
He's smart. I'm cute.
You know, I can't prove it,
but I know
you pulled that job.
Now, if I was you,
I'd get off this island
tout de suite.
You got my meaning?
Subtlety is obviously
not your forte.
I'm gonna watch
every move you make,
because I'm gonna
get you both.
You got my meaning?
We're beginning
to get your meaning.
That's good, real good.
Excuse us.
?[band playing]
Thank you.
You know what
would be fun, guys?
Let's call somebody
up here to sing.
How about that?
Joe.
(Hank) Joe is a friend
of mine from the mainland,
and he's here visiting.
Joe, come on.
Joe Hardy,
ladies and gentlemen.
He's got his
little band back home.
He's not very good,
but, uh, um, we're kind
of loose up here.
Wonderful introduction.
Great way to build up
an audience's expectations.
Come on, Joe.
Oh, go ahead, Joe.
We want to hear you.
Come on, Joe.
Come on, Joe.
Go on.
Wait a minute.
Just a security precaution.
What are you doing?
Well, we've got this
little group back home
and, you know, I play every
once in a while in little gigs.
Nothing much.
But, well, every time
I begin to sing, Frank leaves.
That's just his imagination.
So, as a safety measure,
I brought along
a little tape recorder here.
So when we're finished,
I can play it back for him.
That's one way to make sure
of an audience.
[all chattering]
What's the matter with me?
I'm sorry.
Would you like
something to drink?
Yeah.
I'm buying.
?[band playing]
I see what he means.
? Well, she got
her daddy's car?
? And she's cruisin' through
the hamburger stand now?
? Seems she forgot
all about the library?
? Like she told
her old man now?
? And with
the radio blasting?
? Goes cruisin' just
as fast as she can?
Don't make a sound.
All I want to do is
talk to you, buddy.
You and your brother are
supposed to be at the airport.
You're taking
the late flight out tonight.
I'd like to but
I can't afford it.
Our airline tickets
were stolen.
Oh, my goodness.
You got enough bread to buy
two more. Better do it, pal.
Just be on that flight.
No excuses.
You got the word?
Now, remember,
for the next 60 seconds,
your feet are caught
in that cement.
[grunts]
(Joe) ? And she'll have fun, fun, fun?
? 'Til her daddy takes
the T-Bird away?
(chorus) ? Fun, fun, fun 'til
the Daddy takes the T-Bird away?
? Fun, fun, fun 'til the Daddy
takes the T-Bird away?
? Well, you knew all along that
your dad was gettin' wise to you now?
(chorus) ? You shouldn't have lied now?
? And since he took
your set of keys?
? You've been thinking that
your fun is all through now?
? You shouldn't
have lied?
? But you can come along with me 'cause
we gotta lot of things to do, now?
? You shouldn't
have lied?
(Frank)
Come on, Joe, not now.
I promised I'm gonna
listen to it later.
Right now we've
got to think about
how we're gonna
handle those guys.
They must be part
of a burglary ring,
and don't like us
meddling in their territory.
Wally said to get on
the next airplane out.
You think we should do it?
(Joe)
Yeah.
Well, we're not going to.
Nobody is running us
off the island.
I think, we're making
the biggest mistake
of our young,
soon-to-be-terminated lives.
Well, they were just
trying to scare us off.
They're doing a pretty
good job because I'm scared.
Don't let it show.
If they are the ones who ripped us
off, they'll make the first move.
Keep your eyes open.
I'll be fine.
I'll just stand out here
on the beach
with the criminals.
What if they make their
next move out in the surf?
Try not to think
about that.
Yeah, well,
I'm thinking about it.
You're looking good
out there, Pomo.
Too bad it was just
practice out there.
Hey, where'd you
get the glasses?
Your brother said
you got ripped off yesterday.
We took a licking,
but we keep on ticking.
Hey.
Hello.
Hi.
Fine set of eyes.
Oh, thanks.
The binoculars,
can I look?
Ah, expensive,
I'll bet.
Hey, wasn't a couple at the hotel
ripped off for a pair like that?
Hey, Frank's caught
a wave out there.
Will you take
a look at that?
Look at that wave.
Hey, Wally and Frank
got the same wave.
Wow, did you see that?
Look out!
He can get killed
that way.
Frank's gone down.
They both went down.
Wally's board must've
hit him right on the head.
Frank's not moving.
[coughing]
You all right?
Yeah. It's just a bump.
Just an accident.
Are you sure?
No, but if that's their move,
the next one's mine.
You cut me off.
You're right.
I don't hear
any apologies.
I apologize
I didn't finish the job.
The way I see it, there's enough
room on this island for everybody.
Well, you figure wrong.
You were supposed to be
on that plane last night.
This island is strictly ours.
Yours?
Room 824,
does that ring a bell?
Yeah, you know
about that?
Yeah. Now give us the goodies
and get off this island.
[sighing]
We did the work.
This is competition, buddy.
If you're against us,
you're gonna lose.
Accidents happen out there.
The bottom's shallow,
the coral's sharp,
and these boards, see these
boards, they got big teeth.
We'll give you
a call at the hotel.
If you think of running,
don't. We'll know.
I want you to keep an eye
on those two.
If they so much as flick
an eyelash, I wanna know.
From here on, we'd better
handle things right
or they'll be shipping
us home by air freight.
There's nothing dangerous.
We just deal. That's all.
After that number Wally
pulled on you, I'm not so sure.
It'll all be over soon.
I was wondering when we were gonna
hear from you two. Come in, quick.
Did you make contact?
Yes.
Actually, Frank did.
Good.
Truth is, I didn't expect too much to
come out of you two working undercover.
It hasn't yet. They're
gonna set up a meeting.
"They"?
One of them, Wally Seibert, is a surfer.
He's gonna call us.
They want everything
we took from your room.
You see? Lt. Kirk's idea
wasn't such a bad one after all.
That young man
could be the best lead
we've had since
Officer Mato died.
Mato?
Oh, yeah,
three months ago.
He was really getting
close to something.
Then one night,
a hit-and-run got him.
These people play
for high stakes.
Lt. Kirk must've told you
that when you volunteered.
Yes, ma'am. He just didn't
tell us quite how high.
What do you want us to do
when they come for the jewelry?
Give it to them.
The stuff's too rich
to sell on the street.
When they try to move it through a fence,
we'll be able to follow it like radar.
The important thing
is that you two find out
as much as you can,
and then get out.
Lt. Kirk was
specific about that.
Don't put yourselves
in any un-necessary danger.
Frank's already
crossed that line.
Joe.
It looked worse
than it was.
Well, however it looks,
from here on in
you will adhere
to that rule, understand?
Well, now Mrs. Engals and I
will be checking out.
Our presence only
jeopardizes yours.
Who do we call?
Lt. Kirk?
No, one of our people
will contact you.
You just go on
enjoying yourselves
like any two young
mainland tourists.
We'll do our best.
I've lost my appetite.
It'll be over soon.
Wally said they'd
contact us tonight.
Got a message for you.
Wally said to meet him
in your room.
He called you?
I didn't know
you knew him that well.
Everybody knows Wally.
When's the meeting?
15 minutes.
So she's part
of the game, too.
Becky, she's the last one I
thought would be involved in this.
Well, like Dad always says,
criminals don't wear numbers
until they're on the inside.
Remember,
when they get here,
if it comes to rough stuff,
I'll take Wally and you take off.
My pleasure.
(Frank) Joe, this place
has been taken apart.
So has Plan One.
Hey, hey, I'm glad to see
you could make it.
I see you met Lew.
Not formally.
And I say
you don't have to.
All right, man,
where's the stuff?
We checked here
and in the car.
Hope you left
the wheels.
But before we give you the
stuff, we'd like to make a deal.
Hardy, you tried playing games
with me this afternoon.
No, no games. We just want to
stay on the islands a bit longer.
You have to admit
we pulled a clean job.
I told you, this is
our side of the ocean.
You could use talent
like ours.
[laughing]
That's really
some kind of talent.
We knew you busted in the
Engals' room before they did.
Well, if you knew everything,
you'd know where the stuff was.
Well, it's only gonna take Lew about
five minutes to get that out of you. Lew.
Well, hold it. Yeah.
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
You guys were
lucky last night.
But it's only fair
to warn you that
Frank here is a black belt,
master of the martial arts.
Show him, Frank.
Well, all right.
Hold it, Lew.
We don't need that
kind of noise or trouble.
It's your choice.
We'll give you the stuff, and
you let us work the islands.
Your people call
the shots. 50-50.
[chuckles]
70-30. You take 30.
40. 60-40.
Come on, we've got talent.
We didn't just fall off
the banana boat.
All right. All right.
I'll put in the word,
and, uh, you give me
the stuff.
Joe.
You guys weren't even warm.
You can have the honors.
Hey, you guys are smart.
[sighs]
All right, like I said,
I'll tell the man.
If he says okay, you work when
and where he says, all right?
(Frank) Good. We'll be waiting.
(Wally)
Hey, I'm sure you will.
Oh, boy.
That was close.
What made you think of
that black belt business?
That was a pretty good bluff.
Yeah, some bluff. He would've
chewed me up in little pieces.
That was a chance
I had to take.
(Liz)
Sorry, but I don't think
I feel up to
an evening with you guys.
[waves crashing]
Seems to be an epidemic
of headaches this evening.
First Becky, now Liz.
I'd like to know
how they're mixed up in this.
If it makes you
feel any better,
I got the same
response you did
when Becky told you
Wally called.
They must be waiting
for some word from Wally
that we've been accepted
into their clan.
Come on.
I'm sorry to say it, Frank,
but with only you for company,
the moonlight seems
to lose a little of its charm.
You ain't my idea
of a good time-
Don't make a sound,
either of you.
Where are the jewels?
Jewels? What jewels?
Wally Seibert took them.
I know that.
Did he say where
they were going?
Huh?
Officer Kapala,
Lt. Kirk's division.
I'm your new contact.
You sure have a strange way
of making contact.
You seem to have
a way of losing yours.
Why'd the girls
bug out on you?
We don't know exactly.
We think it has something to
do with Seibert and his game.
We're waiting to hear
from them now.
Did you follow the plan
the way Lt. Kirk told you to?
We think they bought it.
At least, they seemed to.
Good, here's a safe number
where you can call me
when they get in touch.
Just ask for Charlie, and tell
whoever answers where the surf's up.
You think
they'll work that fast?
They always have.
They use kids who go broke
over here, or runaways.
Always someone in trouble.
That's how they get kids
to rip off rooms for them.
If you've caught them, why can't
you get the information you need?
No one has been able to make
direct contact before.
Either that, or
they've been afraid to talk.
That I can buy.
If their m. o. holds,
they'll call you when they
want you to make a move.
Don't lose that number.
Don't worry. We won't.
Hey, you guys are
doing a great job.
Maholo.
Why is it I wish
he'd just said:
"Goodbye, adios, we'll be talking,
anything. Just go home, fellas"?
This is one time I couldn't
agree with you more.
?[music playing]
(Frank)
Joe, not right now.
We've got to figure out how
to stay a step ahead of Wally
and find a way
to contact the police
whenever they include us
in the next burglary.
Well, no telephone messages,
no calls, no keys.
Looks like our friend Kapala's
guessed wrong on every count.
The way that surf looks, I'd
keep your mind n the competition.
You won't be answering any
phone calls, or turning a key.
Thanks for the,
uh, encouragement.
Joe, my entry fee.
(male announcer) Now the surfers
are heading into the water.
Five judges...
You seen Liz anywhere?
Easy, Joe, we may both need
our concentration today.
One of us has to
keep an eye on them.
There she is.
...on a scale of 1-20,
will depend on how well he can
maneuver the board and how long...
Hi, Becky, Liz.
Hi, Joe.
Where's your brother?
He's paying his entry fee.
The surf looks great.
(Becky)
There's been some good waves.
We missed you guys
last night.
Where were you?
Joe, we've seen too many good
guys hook up with Wally Seibert.
And if you don't mind,
just count us out.
Count you out?
What are you talking about?
We came here to have fun,
not to get in trouble.
Becky, you got us
all wrong.
We don't want any trouble.
(announcer) The green flag
is up. Competition begins.
Only one surfer
can catch each wave.
The first man up
has to ride the wave.
We've two surfers on...
Don't waste your money.
Show's over.
It hasn't even started yet.
At least I'll get to show
my flying wipe-out.
Yeah, not today. Our show's
at North Beach Hotel.
60-40, just like you wanted.
Come on,
we can't just leave.
Well, I got a bum knee
from yesterday.
You chicken out.
You're just not up
to this competition.
Wh-what about
the crowds?
Most of these people
are from North Beach.
They'll never notice
another scratch.
While they're laughing it up,
we'll be cleaning them out.
Why don't we just wait...
Now, now, looky here, you got
the car, and I got the keys.
You're the smart guys,
remember?
Get your brother.
Joe.
Joe, we gotta go.
Go where?
I'm sure she knows.
North Beach Hotel.
Frank, I think
you've got them all wrong.
I don't think so.
Come on, we gotta hurry.
Sometimes you have
to take chances.
Come on, Joe.
Bye, Liz.
I want you to call
this number.
Ask for Charlie.
Tell him the surf's up at the
North Beach Hotel, all right?
Bye.
Becky, I think
they're in trouble.
Look, let it be
their trouble, not ours.
(Frank) We've been
looking for a connection,
but this doesn't seem right.
How are we gonna pull this off
in broad daylight?
It's just too strange.
The big man thought
you might be
some of the brightest manpower
we've run into.
When we get inside,
put these on.
The goodies
go in the bag
and you work with Lew,
all right?
Frank and I are used
to working together.
Yeah, right,
Lew will take care of you.
Joe and I don't like
being split up.
You're in
for 40 percent, right?
I call the shots.
(female announcer) Mr. John Sternfield,
white courtesy phone, please.
Tonight's combo in the Reef
Room will be The Green Diamond.
Performance will start
at 8.:00 p. m.
Please join us.
Miss Rona Arden, please
contact the reception desk.
(Wally)
All right. Come on, hurry up.
[door opening]
Get inside.
(woman)
Adam-6 to Adam-22.
Adam-22. Over.
Nothing yet from
the Hardy boys.
All right now. These keys
open the room door here.
You carry those.
All right.
Housekeeping.
Room service.
Hello?
Hey, in here.
In here.
Housekeeping.
[woman screaming]
What are you doing here?
Uh, uh, I brought you
the towels you ordered.
I didn't order any towels.
Uh, uh, is this Room 624?
No, it's 312.
That explains it.
I'm in the wrong room.
I'm sorry.
What happened?
Tell you later.
How long are we
gonna keep this up?
Until we're finished.
(woman)
Adam-6 to Adam-22.
Adam-22. Over.
Got a call here from a girl.
Code Charlie.
A girl?
Yeah, something about
the surf.
"Surf's up at
North Beach Hotel. "
Got you.
10-4.
[engine starting]
(Wally)
All right, let's go.
No, no, not that way. 386.
Turn around.
(Wally)
Quick.
What now?
All right, dump the stuff
in the suit-cases.
Hey, there's a lot
of cash here.
Why don't we
take our split now?
Oh, no, don't get cute.
Bell captain,
this is Room 386.
Mr. and Mrs. Clyde Smith.
Would you pick up
our luggage now?
All right. Let's go.
Take that service cart
back to the closet.
Dump the jackets.
I'd like to meet
Mr. and Mrs. Clyde Smith.
We wouldn't want them
to fly away without us.
Come on, cut the chatter, huh.
We got a vested interest
to protect here.
Yeah, right.
(Wally) All right. Drop
off me and Lew with the van.
We're gonna contact you later.
Yeah, this is Adam-22.
I want an immediate check run
on all airline reservations
for a
Mr. and Mrs. Clyde Smith.
What a day.
I hope it wasn't
a complete wipe-out.
Well, it's up to Kapala now.
We did our part.
Except for your apology
to Becky and Liz.
They really came through.
I know. I'll apologize.
I was sure that she was
in on it with Wally.
Those bags didn't
go to the airport.
I think we may be meeting
Mr. and Mrs. Smith after all.
Ah, yes,
Mr. and Mrs. Smith.
C106, poolside.
Doesn't look like
he got a tip.
Mr. and Mrs. Smith?
Wrong room.
[sighs]
Meet Mr. Smith.
McGuire, the house detective.
No wonder they can get keys
to whatever rooms they want.
He must have connections
all over the islands.
I think it's about time
we called the police.
Yeah, well,
that's a thought.
You want to meet the man?
Go on.
We've met.
(Wally)
Lew.
He's not so tough.
[knocking on door]
Who is it?
It's Wally.
What are these two
doing here?
We got a problem. These guys were
on their way to call the cops.
You idiot. You shouldn't have
brought them here to me.
We'll have to
take them with us.
Let's go, come on.
Let's go. Move it.
(Wally) All right, come
on, get out of here.
?[music playing]
Turn that off!
Turn what off?
You got to turn down
that music, sir.
What music?
You hear music?
I don't.
I don't hear any music.
You're causing a disturbance.
Turn it down.
We're very sorry, Officer.
No, we're not sorry.
Who is this clown?
Buzz off, buddy.
I'll play what I want to.
Not in this hotel,
you won't. Come on.
We were just leaving.
You're doing a wonderful job.
Those men are the ones that
have been robbing the hotel.
(Joe) Officer Kapala, stop those guys.
(Wally)
No!
?[music continues playing]
Joe, would you mind
turning that thing off now?
I was just
getting into it.
[boys whistling]
Listen, I want to apologize for thinking
that you were in on it with Wally.
The apology goes
both ways.
We're both lucky Joe trusted Liz
enough to give her Kapala's number.
Yeah.
The least I expected
was to see Joe tonight.
There he is, over there.
I'd like to dedicate this song
to a young lady
who kept today from
being a total wipe-out.
And good luck to all the surfers
tomorrow in the Pipeline competition.
?[band playing]
? If everybody had an ocean?
? Across the USA?
? Then everybody'd
be surfin'?
? Like Californi-a?
? You'd seem 'em
wearing their baggies?
? Huarache sandals, too?
? A bushy bushy
blonde hairdo?
? Surfin' USA?
? You'd catch 'em
surfin' at Del Mar?
? Ventura County line?
? Santa Cruz and Trestle?
? Australia's Narrabeen?
? All over Manhattan?
? And down Doheny Way?
? Everybody's gone surfin'?
(chorus)
? Surfin' USA?
? We'll all be
planning that route?
? We're gonna take real soon?
? We're waxing down
our surfboards?
? We can't wait for June?
? We'll all be
gone for the summer?
? We're on surfari to stay?
? Tell the teacher
we're surfin'?
? Surfin' USA?
? Haggerties and Swamies?
? Pacific Palisades?
? San Onofre and Sunset?
? Redondo Beach, LA?
? All over La Jolla?
? Ana at Wa'imea Bay?
? Everybody's gone surfin'?
(chorus)
? Surfin' USA?
? Yeah,
everybody's gone surfin'?
(chorus)
? Surfin' USA?
? Across the USA?
? Then everybody'd
be surfin'?
? Surfin' USA?
Frank's gone down.
You cut me off.
This is competition, buddy.
If you're against us,
you're gonna lose.
I want you to keep an eye
on those two.
If they so much as flick
an eyelash, I wanna know.
Get a load of this stuff.
No time for appraisals. Put it
in the bag and let's go.
[woman screaming]
What are you doing here?
You and your brother are
supposed to be at the airport.
You're taking
the late flight out tonight.
(male narrator) Tonight,
the Hardy Boys in Wipe-Out.
?[Surfin' USA playing]
? If everybody had an ocean?
? Across the USA?
? Then everybody'd
be surfin'?
? Like Californi-a?
? You'd seem 'em
wearing their baggies?
? Huarachi sandals too?
? A bushy bushy
blonde hairdo?
? Surfin' USA?
? You'd catch 'em
surfin' at Del Mar?
? Ventura County line?
? Santa Cruz and Trestle?
? Australia's Narrabeen?
? All over Manhattan?
? And down Doheny Way?
? Everybody's gone surfin'?
(chorus)
? Surfin' USA?
? We'll all be
planning that route?
? We're gonna take real soon?
? We're waxing down
our surfboards?
? We can't wait for June?
? We'll all be gone
for the summer?
? We're on surfari to stay?
? Tell the teacher
we're surfin'?
? Surfin' USA?
(chorus)
? Surfin' USA?
[horn blowing]
[girls chattering]
Come on.
[whispering]
Come on.
He's caught one.
He'll need a good ride the way
the scores have been running.
Hang in there, Brother.
Let me look.
You don't see surf
like this in the East Coast.
He's doing great!
The curl's closing out.
[sighs]
So much for great.
It's okay,
he had some good rides.
He'll- He'll qualify
for the semifinals.
We're getting ready
for the semifinals,
and with me
is Wally Seibert.
Wally, it seems like
we've been here before.
Three years running.
You're the all-time favorite,
the pressure's on you.
Do you feel that pressure
when you're on water?
No, no, no. All you can think
about is the wave and the ride.
It takes all
your concentration.
You don't have any time to think
about anybody or anything else.
When you talk
about "anybody",
Frank Hardy's been looking awful hot
today? How do you feel about that?
Yeah, he's been,
uh, a surprise.
Uh, he's done real well, but
I think he's, uh, manageable.
Well, that's the confidence
of a champion.
Thank you very much.
Thank you very much.
We're getting ready
for the semifinals,
a lot of action and
explosive surfing today.
The final challenger
is Frank Hardy,
definitely, one of the finest
competitors on the scene today.
Welcome to Hawaii, Frank.
Thanks. It's nice to be here.
Tell us, exactly how long
have you been surfing?
I've been surfing
about six years.
But it's the first time I've
been in this kind of competition.
We've been watching you
this morning while surfing.
It's obvious you've put a lot of
time and effort in preparing for this.
How do you expect to do?
If I can come in the
top five, I'll be happy.
Judging from what we've seen,
there's a good chance
you might be
in the top three.
Just how are the waves
breaking today?
They're breaking pretty well.
They're coming in fast.
You'll probably see
many wipe-outs later.
Well, thank you very much,
and good luck. Thank you.
[girl exclaiming]
[girls giggling]
Congratulations.
Hey, you were great.
Thanks.
Ah, the thrill of victory.
More like
the agony of defeat.
There's tons of water coming
down every time you wipe out.
And on the next wave, Pomo.
Great take off!
Fantastic recovery
at the bottom of the wave.
(commentator)
Riding it perfectly.
Showing that
expert riding ability
that all these champions have performing
here today at the championship.
Oh, you know
what they say:
It's not whether
you win or lose.
Aha, well, I didn't save for 18
months to come to Hawaii to lose.
At least,
not in the preliminaries.
Up on the outside,
it's-it's Wally Seibert.
Beautiful bottom turn.
He's pulling himself
up into the tube.
Nice and tight.
Fantastic ride!
Spectacular ride
for Wally Seibert.
That's going to earn him
a lot of points.
(Frank)
Hey, nice ride, Pomo.
Thanks.
Nice going.
You, too, Wally.
All right,
thank you very much.
Looked like you were
glued to the boards.
Good wave.
Frank took off on a big one.
Yeah, and it bit back.
Next time, just watch Pomo.
He knows the surf here better than
anybody. Takes the easy ride home.
This goofy footer
would have to paddle in
if he didn't have
me for a guide.
Oh, they're collecting
the scores.
(announcer) We've four
qualifiers for the semis.:
Pomo Kelly.
[all cheering]
Nice going.
Nice going.
(announcer)
Wally Seibert.
[all cheering]
[Wally whooping]
Graham Turnbolt
All right, Graham.
...and Frank Hardy.
All right!
[all applauding]
Talk about a dark horse.
If you're born with it,
all it takes is
a little grace and skill.
And a little luck.
A little?
[Pomo laughing]
(Joe) We have to figure
out a way of convincing Dad
to move his operation
to Hawaii.
(Frank) Why? I thought
you didn't like to surf.
Who said anything
about surfing?
[boys laughing]
I met a couple
of bellboys today.
They got a band that's doing
a beach concert tonight.
What do you say we go?
It'll have to be late.
Liz and I only have
45 minutes
to get to the hotel
and get changed.
We have jobs, remember?
Sorry, I forgot.
Hawaii does that to you.
[engine starting]
Frank.
(Frank)
Oh, wow.
They got my watch, your ID.
They also got
the plane tickets.
Check the shoe.
They got the money.
They were thorough.
Let's face it.
We've been wiped out.
(Lt. Kirk) Lt. Kirk here.
Anything yet on the burglary
in the Hawaiian Surf Hotel?
(officer)
Yes. Yeah.
Okay, okay. Maholo.
Well, your airline tickets were
cashed in about three hours ago.
Oh, terrific.
Didn't they get
a description or anything?
They got your brother's driver's
license number for identification.
Don't you guys
take any precautions?
You know,
Travelers' checks?
You could've checked your
valuables with the front desk.
Believe me, we thought about
all that stuff on the way here.
That's a little late, brother.
Yes, sir.
What are the chances
of finding our stuff?
Cameras and watches?
Those things have probably
already been sold to a tourist
who, uh, was looking
for a bargain.
Now, look,
don't feel bad.
You're not the first one,
and you won't be the last.
We had a run on this.
The m. o. fits.
Quick hits on
merchandisable items.
I know it may not seem much,
but it's all we had.
The ring that's been pulling
these heists has come up
with quite a total
in the past two months.
And besides, there're
a lot more people out there
with much more valuable things
than cameras around their necks.
Yeah, maybe
we got off lucky, huh?
(officer)
Hey.
Now, look,
if anything comes up,
we'll try to get
in touch with you, okay?
Okay. Thank you.
Okay.
I'd hate to be you
when you call Dad.
Me?
You wanted to enter
the surfing competition.
Thanks.
Maybe we don't have to
call for a while.
We're paid at the hotel
till this week's end.
What do we eat, coconuts?
It could be worse.
I know. We'll get a job
at a hotel: waiter, busboy.
I've got a better idea.
What's the matter
with my idea?
Come on.
(male announcer)
Mr. or Mrs. Donald Josephson,
come to the reception desk,
please.
Hi, Frank.
Oh, hi, Becky.
Gee, I heard what happened.
The desk clerk said
they really cleaned you out.
Yeah. We-we-we'll be fine.
Well, look, when you come for dinner,
be sure to ask for one of my tables.
I mean, two can dine
as cheaply as one.
Yeah.
Hey, the chef
is a friend of mine.
That's great. Thanks a lot.
What are friends for?
See you.
Bye.
Bye.
I don't think I'm gonna
have much of an appetite.
(Frank) Yeah, well, we've
got to go through with it.
Okay, keep your eyes open.
The desk is getting busy.
This may be it.
Let's go.
(Frank) Excuse me, do you
have any messages for Room 613?
Yes, here it is. The party
didn't leave their name.
Just the phone number
you could call them.
Okay, good. Thanks a lot.
Once again, I'd like
to extend the apologies
of the hotel
for what happened.
The house detectives
have been alerted.
Hopefully your valuables
will be recovered.
I hope so.
Don't touch the door.
Fingerprints.
You'll have to
forgive me.
I'm new at working
on this end.
Get a load of this stuff.
(Frank) We don't have
time for an appraisal.
Put it in the bag
and let's get out of here.
Get the binoculars.
[Joe whispering]
Let's go.
I was afraid you two
were gonna be too late.
Order the Tahiti fish
and almond soup.
I can slip you a couple
of orders of mahi-mahi.
Thanks,
but you don't have to.
Oh, it's okay. The
mahi-mahi's going slow there.
What Frank means is you don't
have to go through the trouble.
Yeah, we got some
money from home.
I-I think, we'll probably
start with the Japanese shrimp.
With the prime rib Hawaiian.
This is an outrage.
I distinctly remember
leaving our key
with you right here
on this desk.
Sir, I'm sorry,
but there is no key
in your box.
I always leave the key in case
we're separated or lose the other.
I want to see
the manager.
There's something
going on here.
I am the night manager.
And I assure you, everything will
be done to recover your valuables.
That ring belonged
to my grandmother.
There's no telling
how much it's worth now.
Macadamia nut pie
for dessert.
Home must've been
very generous.
Well, Dad wanted us
to have a good time.
You're not gonna
disappoint him.
[people chattering]
[inaudible]
Your name Hardy?
Yeah.
My name is McGuire.
House Detective.
What do you want?
Never mind.
You two, come with me.
All right, wise guys.
I know you ripped off
that room.
You were seen
hanging around the lobby.
What are you
talking about?
You think you're smart,
don't you?
He's smart. I'm cute.
You know, I can't prove it,
but I know
you pulled that job.
Now, if I was you,
I'd get off this island
tout de suite.
You got my meaning?
Subtlety is obviously
not your forte.
I'm gonna watch
every move you make,
because I'm gonna
get you both.
You got my meaning?
We're beginning
to get your meaning.
That's good, real good.
Excuse us.
?[band playing]
Thank you.
You know what
would be fun, guys?
Let's call somebody
up here to sing.
How about that?
Joe.
(Hank) Joe is a friend
of mine from the mainland,
and he's here visiting.
Joe, come on.
Joe Hardy,
ladies and gentlemen.
He's got his
little band back home.
He's not very good,
but, uh, um, we're kind
of loose up here.
Wonderful introduction.
Great way to build up
an audience's expectations.
Come on, Joe.
Oh, go ahead, Joe.
We want to hear you.
Come on, Joe.
Come on, Joe.
Go on.
Wait a minute.
Just a security precaution.
What are you doing?
Well, we've got this
little group back home
and, you know, I play every
once in a while in little gigs.
Nothing much.
But, well, every time
I begin to sing, Frank leaves.
That's just his imagination.
So, as a safety measure,
I brought along
a little tape recorder here.
So when we're finished,
I can play it back for him.
That's one way to make sure
of an audience.
[all chattering]
What's the matter with me?
I'm sorry.
Would you like
something to drink?
Yeah.
I'm buying.
?[band playing]
I see what he means.
? Well, she got
her daddy's car?
? And she's cruisin' through
the hamburger stand now?
? Seems she forgot
all about the library?
? Like she told
her old man now?
? And with
the radio blasting?
? Goes cruisin' just
as fast as she can?
Don't make a sound.
All I want to do is
talk to you, buddy.
You and your brother are
supposed to be at the airport.
You're taking
the late flight out tonight.
I'd like to but
I can't afford it.
Our airline tickets
were stolen.
Oh, my goodness.
You got enough bread to buy
two more. Better do it, pal.
Just be on that flight.
No excuses.
You got the word?
Now, remember,
for the next 60 seconds,
your feet are caught
in that cement.
[grunts]
(Joe) ? And she'll have fun, fun, fun?
? 'Til her daddy takes
the T-Bird away?
(chorus) ? Fun, fun, fun 'til
the Daddy takes the T-Bird away?
? Fun, fun, fun 'til the Daddy
takes the T-Bird away?
? Well, you knew all along that
your dad was gettin' wise to you now?
(chorus) ? You shouldn't have lied now?
? And since he took
your set of keys?
? You've been thinking that
your fun is all through now?
? You shouldn't
have lied?
? But you can come along with me 'cause
we gotta lot of things to do, now?
? You shouldn't
have lied?
(Frank)
Come on, Joe, not now.
I promised I'm gonna
listen to it later.
Right now we've
got to think about
how we're gonna
handle those guys.
They must be part
of a burglary ring,
and don't like us
meddling in their territory.
Wally said to get on
the next airplane out.
You think we should do it?
(Joe)
Yeah.
Well, we're not going to.
Nobody is running us
off the island.
I think, we're making
the biggest mistake
of our young,
soon-to-be-terminated lives.
Well, they were just
trying to scare us off.
They're doing a pretty
good job because I'm scared.
Don't let it show.
If they are the ones who ripped us
off, they'll make the first move.
Keep your eyes open.
I'll be fine.
I'll just stand out here
on the beach
with the criminals.
What if they make their
next move out in the surf?
Try not to think
about that.
Yeah, well,
I'm thinking about it.
You're looking good
out there, Pomo.
Too bad it was just
practice out there.
Hey, where'd you
get the glasses?
Your brother said
you got ripped off yesterday.
We took a licking,
but we keep on ticking.
Hey.
Hello.
Hi.
Fine set of eyes.
Oh, thanks.
The binoculars,
can I look?
Ah, expensive,
I'll bet.
Hey, wasn't a couple at the hotel
ripped off for a pair like that?
Hey, Frank's caught
a wave out there.
Will you take
a look at that?
Look at that wave.
Hey, Wally and Frank
got the same wave.
Wow, did you see that?
Look out!
He can get killed
that way.
Frank's gone down.
They both went down.
Wally's board must've
hit him right on the head.
Frank's not moving.
[coughing]
You all right?
Yeah. It's just a bump.
Just an accident.
Are you sure?
No, but if that's their move,
the next one's mine.
You cut me off.
You're right.
I don't hear
any apologies.
I apologize
I didn't finish the job.
The way I see it, there's enough
room on this island for everybody.
Well, you figure wrong.
You were supposed to be
on that plane last night.
This island is strictly ours.
Yours?
Room 824,
does that ring a bell?
Yeah, you know
about that?
Yeah. Now give us the goodies
and get off this island.
[sighing]
We did the work.
This is competition, buddy.
If you're against us,
you're gonna lose.
Accidents happen out there.
The bottom's shallow,
the coral's sharp,
and these boards, see these
boards, they got big teeth.
We'll give you
a call at the hotel.
If you think of running,
don't. We'll know.
I want you to keep an eye
on those two.
If they so much as flick
an eyelash, I wanna know.
From here on, we'd better
handle things right
or they'll be shipping
us home by air freight.
There's nothing dangerous.
We just deal. That's all.
After that number Wally
pulled on you, I'm not so sure.
It'll all be over soon.
I was wondering when we were gonna
hear from you two. Come in, quick.
Did you make contact?
Yes.
Actually, Frank did.
Good.
Truth is, I didn't expect too much to
come out of you two working undercover.
It hasn't yet. They're
gonna set up a meeting.
"They"?
One of them, Wally Seibert, is a surfer.
He's gonna call us.
They want everything
we took from your room.
You see? Lt. Kirk's idea
wasn't such a bad one after all.
That young man
could be the best lead
we've had since
Officer Mato died.
Mato?
Oh, yeah,
three months ago.
He was really getting
close to something.
Then one night,
a hit-and-run got him.
These people play
for high stakes.
Lt. Kirk must've told you
that when you volunteered.
Yes, ma'am. He just didn't
tell us quite how high.
What do you want us to do
when they come for the jewelry?
Give it to them.
The stuff's too rich
to sell on the street.
When they try to move it through a fence,
we'll be able to follow it like radar.
The important thing
is that you two find out
as much as you can,
and then get out.
Lt. Kirk was
specific about that.
Don't put yourselves
in any un-necessary danger.
Frank's already
crossed that line.
Joe.
It looked worse
than it was.
Well, however it looks,
from here on in
you will adhere
to that rule, understand?
Well, now Mrs. Engals and I
will be checking out.
Our presence only
jeopardizes yours.
Who do we call?
Lt. Kirk?
No, one of our people
will contact you.
You just go on
enjoying yourselves
like any two young
mainland tourists.
We'll do our best.
I've lost my appetite.
It'll be over soon.
Wally said they'd
contact us tonight.
Got a message for you.
Wally said to meet him
in your room.
He called you?
I didn't know
you knew him that well.
Everybody knows Wally.
When's the meeting?
15 minutes.
So she's part
of the game, too.
Becky, she's the last one I
thought would be involved in this.
Well, like Dad always says,
criminals don't wear numbers
until they're on the inside.
Remember,
when they get here,
if it comes to rough stuff,
I'll take Wally and you take off.
My pleasure.
(Frank) Joe, this place
has been taken apart.
So has Plan One.
Hey, hey, I'm glad to see
you could make it.
I see you met Lew.
Not formally.
And I say
you don't have to.
All right, man,
where's the stuff?
We checked here
and in the car.
Hope you left
the wheels.
But before we give you the
stuff, we'd like to make a deal.
Hardy, you tried playing games
with me this afternoon.
No, no games. We just want to
stay on the islands a bit longer.
You have to admit
we pulled a clean job.
I told you, this is
our side of the ocean.
You could use talent
like ours.
[laughing]
That's really
some kind of talent.
We knew you busted in the
Engals' room before they did.
Well, if you knew everything,
you'd know where the stuff was.
Well, it's only gonna take Lew about
five minutes to get that out of you. Lew.
Well, hold it. Yeah.
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
You guys were
lucky last night.
But it's only fair
to warn you that
Frank here is a black belt,
master of the martial arts.
Show him, Frank.
Well, all right.
Hold it, Lew.
We don't need that
kind of noise or trouble.
It's your choice.
We'll give you the stuff, and
you let us work the islands.
Your people call
the shots. 50-50.
[chuckles]
70-30. You take 30.
40. 60-40.
Come on, we've got talent.
We didn't just fall off
the banana boat.
All right. All right.
I'll put in the word,
and, uh, you give me
the stuff.
Joe.
You guys weren't even warm.
You can have the honors.
Hey, you guys are smart.
[sighs]
All right, like I said,
I'll tell the man.
If he says okay, you work when
and where he says, all right?
(Frank) Good. We'll be waiting.
(Wally)
Hey, I'm sure you will.
Oh, boy.
That was close.
What made you think of
that black belt business?
That was a pretty good bluff.
Yeah, some bluff. He would've
chewed me up in little pieces.
That was a chance
I had to take.
(Liz)
Sorry, but I don't think
I feel up to
an evening with you guys.
[waves crashing]
Seems to be an epidemic
of headaches this evening.
First Becky, now Liz.
I'd like to know
how they're mixed up in this.
If it makes you
feel any better,
I got the same
response you did
when Becky told you
Wally called.
They must be waiting
for some word from Wally
that we've been accepted
into their clan.
Come on.
I'm sorry to say it, Frank,
but with only you for company,
the moonlight seems
to lose a little of its charm.
You ain't my idea
of a good time-
Don't make a sound,
either of you.
Where are the jewels?
Jewels? What jewels?
Wally Seibert took them.
I know that.
Did he say where
they were going?
Huh?
Officer Kapala,
Lt. Kirk's division.
I'm your new contact.
You sure have a strange way
of making contact.
You seem to have
a way of losing yours.
Why'd the girls
bug out on you?
We don't know exactly.
We think it has something to
do with Seibert and his game.
We're waiting to hear
from them now.
Did you follow the plan
the way Lt. Kirk told you to?
We think they bought it.
At least, they seemed to.
Good, here's a safe number
where you can call me
when they get in touch.
Just ask for Charlie, and tell
whoever answers where the surf's up.
You think
they'll work that fast?
They always have.
They use kids who go broke
over here, or runaways.
Always someone in trouble.
That's how they get kids
to rip off rooms for them.
If you've caught them, why can't
you get the information you need?
No one has been able to make
direct contact before.
Either that, or
they've been afraid to talk.
That I can buy.
If their m. o. holds,
they'll call you when they
want you to make a move.
Don't lose that number.
Don't worry. We won't.
Hey, you guys are
doing a great job.
Maholo.
Why is it I wish
he'd just said:
"Goodbye, adios, we'll be talking,
anything. Just go home, fellas"?
This is one time I couldn't
agree with you more.
?[music playing]
(Frank)
Joe, not right now.
We've got to figure out how
to stay a step ahead of Wally
and find a way
to contact the police
whenever they include us
in the next burglary.
Well, no telephone messages,
no calls, no keys.
Looks like our friend Kapala's
guessed wrong on every count.
The way that surf looks, I'd
keep your mind n the competition.
You won't be answering any
phone calls, or turning a key.
Thanks for the,
uh, encouragement.
Joe, my entry fee.
(male announcer) Now the surfers
are heading into the water.
Five judges...
You seen Liz anywhere?
Easy, Joe, we may both need
our concentration today.
One of us has to
keep an eye on them.
There she is.
...on a scale of 1-20,
will depend on how well he can
maneuver the board and how long...
Hi, Becky, Liz.
Hi, Joe.
Where's your brother?
He's paying his entry fee.
The surf looks great.
(Becky)
There's been some good waves.
We missed you guys
last night.
Where were you?
Joe, we've seen too many good
guys hook up with Wally Seibert.
And if you don't mind,
just count us out.
Count you out?
What are you talking about?
We came here to have fun,
not to get in trouble.
Becky, you got us
all wrong.
We don't want any trouble.
(announcer) The green flag
is up. Competition begins.
Only one surfer
can catch each wave.
The first man up
has to ride the wave.
We've two surfers on...
Don't waste your money.
Show's over.
It hasn't even started yet.
At least I'll get to show
my flying wipe-out.
Yeah, not today. Our show's
at North Beach Hotel.
60-40, just like you wanted.
Come on,
we can't just leave.
Well, I got a bum knee
from yesterday.
You chicken out.
You're just not up
to this competition.
Wh-what about
the crowds?
Most of these people
are from North Beach.
They'll never notice
another scratch.
While they're laughing it up,
we'll be cleaning them out.
Why don't we just wait...
Now, now, looky here, you got
the car, and I got the keys.
You're the smart guys,
remember?
Get your brother.
Joe.
Joe, we gotta go.
Go where?
I'm sure she knows.
North Beach Hotel.
Frank, I think
you've got them all wrong.
I don't think so.
Come on, we gotta hurry.
Sometimes you have
to take chances.
Come on, Joe.
Bye, Liz.
I want you to call
this number.
Ask for Charlie.
Tell him the surf's up at the
North Beach Hotel, all right?
Bye.
Becky, I think
they're in trouble.
Look, let it be
their trouble, not ours.
(Frank) We've been
looking for a connection,
but this doesn't seem right.
How are we gonna pull this off
in broad daylight?
It's just too strange.
The big man thought
you might be
some of the brightest manpower
we've run into.
When we get inside,
put these on.
The goodies
go in the bag
and you work with Lew,
all right?
Frank and I are used
to working together.
Yeah, right,
Lew will take care of you.
Joe and I don't like
being split up.
You're in
for 40 percent, right?
I call the shots.
(female announcer) Mr. John Sternfield,
white courtesy phone, please.
Tonight's combo in the Reef
Room will be The Green Diamond.
Performance will start
at 8.:00 p. m.
Please join us.
Miss Rona Arden, please
contact the reception desk.
(Wally)
All right. Come on, hurry up.
[door opening]
Get inside.
(woman)
Adam-6 to Adam-22.
Adam-22. Over.
Nothing yet from
the Hardy boys.
All right now. These keys
open the room door here.
You carry those.
All right.
Housekeeping.
Room service.
Hello?
Hey, in here.
In here.
Housekeeping.
[woman screaming]
What are you doing here?
Uh, uh, I brought you
the towels you ordered.
I didn't order any towels.
Uh, uh, is this Room 624?
No, it's 312.
That explains it.
I'm in the wrong room.
I'm sorry.
What happened?
Tell you later.
How long are we
gonna keep this up?
Until we're finished.
(woman)
Adam-6 to Adam-22.
Adam-22. Over.
Got a call here from a girl.
Code Charlie.
A girl?
Yeah, something about
the surf.
"Surf's up at
North Beach Hotel. "
Got you.
10-4.
[engine starting]
(Wally)
All right, let's go.
No, no, not that way. 386.
Turn around.
(Wally)
Quick.
What now?
All right, dump the stuff
in the suit-cases.
Hey, there's a lot
of cash here.
Why don't we
take our split now?
Oh, no, don't get cute.
Bell captain,
this is Room 386.
Mr. and Mrs. Clyde Smith.
Would you pick up
our luggage now?
All right. Let's go.
Take that service cart
back to the closet.
Dump the jackets.
I'd like to meet
Mr. and Mrs. Clyde Smith.
We wouldn't want them
to fly away without us.
Come on, cut the chatter, huh.
We got a vested interest
to protect here.
Yeah, right.
(Wally) All right. Drop
off me and Lew with the van.
We're gonna contact you later.
Yeah, this is Adam-22.
I want an immediate check run
on all airline reservations
for a
Mr. and Mrs. Clyde Smith.
What a day.
I hope it wasn't
a complete wipe-out.
Well, it's up to Kapala now.
We did our part.
Except for your apology
to Becky and Liz.
They really came through.
I know. I'll apologize.
I was sure that she was
in on it with Wally.
Those bags didn't
go to the airport.
I think we may be meeting
Mr. and Mrs. Smith after all.
Ah, yes,
Mr. and Mrs. Smith.
C106, poolside.
Doesn't look like
he got a tip.
Mr. and Mrs. Smith?
Wrong room.
[sighs]
Meet Mr. Smith.
McGuire, the house detective.
No wonder they can get keys
to whatever rooms they want.
He must have connections
all over the islands.
I think it's about time
we called the police.
Yeah, well,
that's a thought.
You want to meet the man?
Go on.
We've met.
(Wally)
Lew.
He's not so tough.
[knocking on door]
Who is it?
It's Wally.
What are these two
doing here?
We got a problem. These guys were
on their way to call the cops.
You idiot. You shouldn't have
brought them here to me.
We'll have to
take them with us.
Let's go, come on.
Let's go. Move it.
(Wally) All right, come
on, get out of here.
?[music playing]
Turn that off!
Turn what off?
You got to turn down
that music, sir.
What music?
You hear music?
I don't.
I don't hear any music.
You're causing a disturbance.
Turn it down.
We're very sorry, Officer.
No, we're not sorry.
Who is this clown?
Buzz off, buddy.
I'll play what I want to.
Not in this hotel,
you won't. Come on.
We were just leaving.
You're doing a wonderful job.
Those men are the ones that
have been robbing the hotel.
(Joe) Officer Kapala, stop those guys.
(Wally)
No!
?[music continues playing]
Joe, would you mind
turning that thing off now?
I was just
getting into it.
[boys whistling]
Listen, I want to apologize for thinking
that you were in on it with Wally.
The apology goes
both ways.
We're both lucky Joe trusted Liz
enough to give her Kapala's number.
Yeah.
The least I expected
was to see Joe tonight.
There he is, over there.
I'd like to dedicate this song
to a young lady
who kept today from
being a total wipe-out.
And good luck to all the surfers
tomorrow in the Pipeline competition.
?[band playing]
? If everybody had an ocean?
? Across the USA?
? Then everybody'd
be surfin'?
? Like Californi-a?
? You'd seem 'em
wearing their baggies?
? Huarache sandals, too?
? A bushy bushy
blonde hairdo?
? Surfin' USA?
? You'd catch 'em
surfin' at Del Mar?
? Ventura County line?
? Santa Cruz and Trestle?
? Australia's Narrabeen?
? All over Manhattan?
? And down Doheny Way?
? Everybody's gone surfin'?
(chorus)
? Surfin' USA?
? We'll all be
planning that route?
? We're gonna take real soon?
? We're waxing down
our surfboards?
? We can't wait for June?
? We'll all be
gone for the summer?
? We're on surfari to stay?
? Tell the teacher
we're surfin'?
? Surfin' USA?
? Haggerties and Swamies?
? Pacific Palisades?
? San Onofre and Sunset?
? Redondo Beach, LA?
? All over La Jolla?
? Ana at Wa'imea Bay?
? Everybody's gone surfin'?
(chorus)
? Surfin' USA?
? Yeah,
everybody's gone surfin'?
(chorus)
? Surfin' USA?