The Great Weddings of Munnes (2022–…): Season 1, Episode 9 - Pyaar Dosti Hai - full transcript

Is he writing a love letter?

He will right a love letter...

If he write,
he will put it in his pocket.

His girlfriend is getting married.

Aunt, why am
I feeling like he is writing...

a suicide letter. Please check.

Did my prediction go wrong any time?
No, right?

I told you that you won't get
that girl, so didn't get her.

Why are you wring my name
in the letter?

Brother!

Munnes, you shouldn't accept
defeat in life.



He cut my name I guess.

Why are you looking at me?

I am your friend, dear.
You have enjoyed drives in my van.

Okay, write my name too.
Let a case be filed on me.

I will change my name.

I am Sunil here.
You must have heard the name.

Rajveer. Munnes,
this is the test of your life.

Be strong.

What kind of a test is this, aunt?

Boys don't even have to work
so hard to become an IAS.

Why do we have to work so hard
for his marriage?

Victim like him needs encouragement,
not an insult.

Suicide is not a solution.

I am not committing suicide.



Then why are you writing
a suicide letter?

This is not a suicide letter.

I am making a budget list of so much
expenses which has been done.

Oh! - I am Suresh again.
- Uncle Fatte again.

Congratulations!

For what? My marriage is
not taking place...

and you are congratulating me?
- Just do some work.

Munnes, I have found
an alliance for you.

Really? Where is the girl from?

How does it matter? Even
if she is on another planet...

we will go there to take her.

Girl's name is Sumitra.
She stays in Agra.

Agra? She isn't a lunatic, right?

All psycho people don't stay in
Agra. Some stay in Mathura too.

Hey, priest.

Munnes, this girl will open
the lock of your fate.

No key works if the lock is rusted.

I think, this girl is also
a fraud like Suman and Sudha.

I need to test drive the car,
before the purchase.

What are you thinking?

I am talking about taking
that girl's test.

We never know,
she might be a fraud like Suman.

Going by my luck, she may turn out
to be a terrorist's sister.

Did you tell the family about our
condition of one-day's marriage?

No, not now.

You did it right.

We will tell them the condition
after thorough investigation.

Till then all of you must stay here.

Suresh and I will go. If everything
is all right, we will call you.

Come on, Suresh.
- Yes.

I will...

Munnes.

You are going to play
your last game.

Be careful.

Say something to cheer me up.

I am already tense,
and you are making it worse...

I will tell you one thing.

Either a wedding palanquin or
a funeral will leave this house.

Come, Suresh. So the location should
be of Agra or cemetery?

Is it a comedy? Get in.

I was trying to make
your mood light. - Go now.

"A lamp is lighted in the dark
and everything got changed. "

"Believe it or not, this is Munnes's
wedding procession. "

It's written Vajpayee’s Mansion...

And after that... Mister.

Be careful, uncle.

Ask him. - Where is
Vajpayee's mansion?

It is right here.

Is this is a mansion.
Do they call ruins as mansion?

All the illegal businesses are done
in the ruins.

Pintu!

You won't listen so easily.

Oh no!

Sorry. It was by mistake.

You are? - I am Munnes
and he is my friend Suresh.

Wrong, I am Suresh
and he is my friend Munnes.

I said the same thing.

No, you sounded like you
were main. - What?

Priest told about...
- An alliance.

Yes.

What has happened to you?

When hero is speaking,
friend should just stay quiet.

Now it's time to repay the favour.

Please come inside.

You please come here with me.

I will clean
the stain on your clothes.

This stain is very deep.
It won't go so easily.

What? I mean, it has to be
washed several times.

Right.
- Yes.

Here.

Shall we go?

Yes.

Please sit, dear.

Greeting, aunt.

Greetings, son. - Greetings,
uncle. - Greetings, aunt.

Greetings, son. Greetings, uncle.

Greetings, Uncle Nagraj.

Aunt, please don't feel bad
but uncle has so much of attitude.

I greeted him but he is not giving
any response. - No, dear.

He doesn't have attitude.

He has become lame.

He is paralysed.

Oh, sorry. I didn't know.

Take care.
- Mother, didn't...

I tell you that priest has told
about an alliance? It's them.

Then who was the one, whom the
priest called unfortunate and ugly.

The one without any good lineage.

Oh! Priest was showing
you such a suitor.

They are talking about you.

The priest turned out
to be a traitor.

Yes, they are the same people.
Just think before you speak.

Aunt, I will tell you something...

The relationship
which is based on a lie...

is believed to be inauspicious.

Son, what job you do?

Actually...
- We are into travel business.

And he has a government job.

Who all is there in your family?

There are not much people...
- Mother, father and sister.

His family consists of
six to seven people.

Are you flirting with her mother?

You keep on talking about yourself.

Miss Sumitra, what do you do?

I drive a tempo.

Tempo! You do driving.

That means even in
the in-law's house...

A van in the house too.
- I don't have a van at home.

My van is yours too.

You too look like a traitor now.

Sumitra delivers good in
the wholesale market.

Okay, goods.

I remembered, I forgot to make tea.

Please put less sugar.

She delivers goods.

I am sure she also sells drugs
in the tempo.

Which girl drives a tempo?

In wholesale market, she will take
a tempo to deliver goods.

Not on a ladies cycle.

Think of business. Football.

Who is he? - He is the same kid
whom we met at the door.

Oh yes. He is the same kid.
Whose son is he?

He is Sumitra's son.
- What? - What?

Actually, this colony
is full of her kids.

Brother, in her bio-data it was
written that she is a fresher.

But she is very experienced.

She meant that
I love kids very much.

Okay, orphanage!

I am just worried about
Sumitra's marriage.

If she gets marries tomorrow morning
then it would be very good.

Tomorrow morning? Are you...

in a rush to get married,
or to go the loo?

Why do you want a marriage to happen
so early in the morning?

There is no auspicious
date for a month.

I doubt her intentions.

To tell you the truth,
I can't see anything.

Miss Sumitra.

I will be right back.
- Okay. - Okay.

See, lawyer has also arrived.

This girl surely takes drugs.

One who has an intoxication in their
eyes, don't need to take drugs.

Okay.

I will take care of the rest.
Greetings.

Greetings.

Who was he?

He was a lawyer.

Okay. Why was he here?
Did you take drugs? - What?

He means, do you worship
Goddess Durga?

I worship Goddess Durga everyday.

Lawyer came here because there is
a court case going on, on our land.

What you used to cultivate
in the land?

It was my grandfather's land.
He used to cultivate radish.

Some thugs had captured that land...

The court case is going on about it.

My father used to say...

that we should take help of our law
in such matters.

But your father doesn't
say anything.

He used to say when he was able to.

Okay.

Do you really think
that Sumitra is a liar?

Yes, really.

She is absolutely a liar.

No, dear. She is not a liar...

but she is hiding something from us.

You don't know, when people have
to hide their real face...

they can go to any extent.

Munnes, it seems like...

you are questioning her character.
It's wrong.

I will decided whether I should
question her character or not...

only after investigating fully.

My friend...

I recognize people by looking
at their face.

Who are you?

It's me. You recognize people by
looking at their face, don't you?

Pure heart and fake face?

This world is fake, dear.

Yes.
- Come on.

Do you have powder?

Powder, powder.

Yes, I have it but is this
the way of asking for it?

Oh! This is a public place,
that's why?

What to do? it's an itch!

Itching?

Oh, okay.
- Yes.

Okay, wait a minute.
I have it, brother.

Where is it?

Here it is.

Give me your hand.

Apply it properly. Okay.

Hey, do you have
an injection or pills?

Brother, this is vegetable market.

If you want medicine then go
straight. You will get it there.

Hey, do you have drugs?

You are from Sudha Suman's gang,
right? - What?

LSD, cocaine, marijuana.

Marijuana? You insolent!

What happened, madam?
What is he talking about?

Brother, I don't know
what is he talking about.

No, she is mistaken.
I was taking about marijuana.

cannabis.

That's even worse.
You are mixing all the crimes.

Beat this idiot.
What are you waiting for?

Stop! Stop!
- Wait.

I will beat him. You fool!

Police station.
- Go to the police station.

Go there.

You too go to the police station.

Why should I go? I am a noble man.

Go on, it's over.

What brings you here?

You are here?

I stay here only.

Oh, you stay here.
- Yes. - I was just roaming here.

When I saw you, I came to help.

But you don't worry at all.
I am with you.

Okay.
- Till the end.

Forever.

Greetings.
- Greetings.

You were hitting me
harder than the crowd.

If I wouldn't have hit you...

you would have died
because of that marijuana.

And I wouldn't let you die.

Sumitra slapped me hard.

She is a girl from outside but
a strong boy from inside.

Don't say that.

Why do you bother?

No.

See, she is driving a tempo.

Hey, wait.

How much for these potatoes?

4000 rupees.

4000 rupees for one kilogram?

Not a kilogram. It is for 100
kilogram. I am a wholesaler.

Okay.

Do you know this woman
who just went?

The one who went just now?

Yes, the one who drives the tempo.

Tempo is just a excuse.
- Right.

Right?
- Yes. - I thought so.

To tell you the truth...
- Please speak only the truth, sir.

I am telling the truth. The potatoes
which she took in the tempo...

She carries more valuable
good in it.

Which goods?

Shall I tell you the truth?
- Yes.

My two kids, Pinku and Rinky.

Since those goons broke
my scooter...

she picks and drops my
kids from school.

Can I tell you something?
- Yes.

She is a Goddess.
- Goddess? - Yes.

Why are you asking all these things?

Even I have two small kids.

You have two kids
and that too small?

I got married late.

Are you mad?

If you don't want to use your eyes,
then donate them.

You keep mom busy,
I will take care of dad.

Brother, is it necessary?

Just go.
- Okay.

Greeting, aunt.
- Greetings, son.

What are you making, tea?

Yes, I am making tea.

Greetings, uncle.

What a nice role you have got!
How much money did you get?

Aunt, I can assure you that
the boy is very good.

Now I remembered, I forgot to give
medicines to Sumitra's father.

Aunt, can I tell you something?

You can't make a withered plant
grow back with water.

What did you say?

I mean, I will give him medicines.
Is it for digestion?

He is suffering from paralysis.

Oh.
- Do you know that?

You are doing an Oscar level acting.

Aunt, the tea will spill.
What are you doing?

When police will hit you,
you have to sit just like this.

Tell me, where are the drugs?

You won't tell me?

Aunt, that night was very dark.

I was going through a highway...

At least let me go now.
Or the expiry date will come.

Uncle's?
- No, medicine's.

Oh!

My hand got burned!

You got your hand burnt.

Mr Purshottam Sharma.
Critical paralysis.

Please forgive me, uncle. It is said
that once bitten twice shy.

I have been betrayed at every step.

I can't trust anything.

That's why
I couldn't trust you also.

I made a huge mistake,
please forgive me.

It's been so long,
he must have reached by now.

He didn't call yet.

Maybe he didn't reach.

I have heard that trucks turn over,
on that road.

Hey, mister.

I think your blood group
is also negative.

The phone is ringing.
- What?

Is it Munnes's call?
- Munnes is calling.

Hello, yes son, tell me.

We have investigated.
The girl is nice.

Family members are also good.
You too come.

They have done the investigation.
The girl is nice.

Come on, we have to leave.

Come on, quick.
- Will it be done?

Yes, brother,
it will be done. Come on.

What have you thought?

I am thinking that everyone from
girl's family is honest.

It won't be right to hide
the truth from them.

Let's go and tell them
about one day marriage.

Okay.

You keep my son away from me.

I won't spare you, Sumitra.

How does this drunkard know Sumitra?

Come out.

Which Sumitra you are talking about?

Hey, speak up you silent actor.

I am talking about Sumitra Sharma.
The one who drives tempo.

I am Ravi Sharma, her husband.

What kind of a husband is this?
He doesn't stay at home.

If you are a husband then why do
you live away from the house?

We are divorced.

I just want to take my
son back from her.

My Pintu.

Hey, Pintu is not orphan.

How can we trust you're telling the truth?

Don't trust.

And don't believe on this too.

Don't believe on this at all.

If you still not believe me,
go and ask Sumitra.

Shameless woman.

Hey. - Hey, you are misbehaving
after getting high.

Hey, what are you doing?
- You insolent!

I will kill you.

Listen to one important thing.

Sumitra is also characterless.

Hey! Hey, Suresh.

He is lying.
- My bottle.

Take this and go away.
- Wait.

Munnes is calling.

Give it to me, I will talk to him.
- Give me.

Wait, I will put on the speaker.

Yes, Munnes, tell me.

Aunt, please take a U-turn.

Driver, stop the car.
We have to take a U-turn.

What nonsense are you talking?

Munnes said that
we have to take a U-turn.

He must be talking about
his marriage.

Talk to him.
- Give it to me.

What happened, son?

You had called us
for your marriage, right?

No marriage is taking place here.

Why? The girl was good then
how did she get spoilt?

I was wondering the same.

How come everything is
happening so smoothly?

What are you saying, uncle?

Munnes, go ahead.

The girl is married
and she has a small kid.

All kids are small.

Munnes became a father?

Now what should we do?

Wait, I will think something
and tell you.

Driver, take a U-turn
and stop the car.

Let's go and ask Sumitra that
why she did this to me.

I meant, to you.

We can't go now. It's very late.
We will go tomorrow morning.

But we will go with this rage.

Okay.

You found Pintu very cute,
didn't you?

He was cute.
- Cute, my foot. Let's go.

Hey, stop this.

Papa, we are making a vlog.
- Hey, hey!

Why are you roaming outside?

Munnes, please forgive me.

Ravi is my husband
and Pintu is my son.

I did all this drama...

to get Pintu's custody.

Lawyer said,
if I get married again...

and if my second husband
accepts Pintu...

then court will give me his custody.

And you already know...

nobody marries a divorced
and a mother of a child.

That's why I hid this from you.

So that you don't deny
the marriage proposal.

I didn't want to betray you.

No, Sumitra.

We were going to betray you.

What?

I love someone else
and want to getting married to her.

Then... - So,
there is a flaw in my horoscope.

If I don't get married to some girl
and don't divorce her...

then we can't lead
a happy married life.

I am playing this game
since very long.

But I am getting defeated
every time.

You were my last hope.

Please forgive me if possible.

Come on.

Munnes.

Let's get married.

What?

Yes, this is
the solution to our problems.

See, let's get married.

Next day, we will take divorce...

then you can marry with
anyone you want.

I will get Pintu's custody.

If you get married to him and your
husband gets to know that then?

Will he not create a scene?
What if he goes to the court?

I won't let him know about this.

Before he comes to know,
I will leave Agra.

Yes.
- Yes.

Okay, then we have to do everything
quickly. - Yes.

We have to do all
the arrangements for the wedding.

I have to get my family
here from Mathura.

I will be back.
- Okay.

Come on.
- Munnes is calling.

Yes, tell me.

Where did you reach?

We are on the highway.

You told us last night to take
a U-turn and stop.

But I... Okay,
just take a U-turn again.

We have paid toll tax twice
and in roaming thrice.

What happened?
Does the girl have another child?

No, the girl is very nice.

I will go one-day marriage with
this girl only.

Son, please decide finally.

We are giddy from taking
all the U-turns.

Yes, it's final.

Okay.

Driver, please take a U-turn.

What did he say?

They stopped on the road.

Madam, smile please.

Sanskrit chant.

I can't believe
that marriage is taking place.

How is it possible?

Please open
your mouth only for eating.

Why are you taking so long, priest?

Come directly to the seventh vow.

Only one vow was enough. But you are
just going on. Make it quick.

Sanskrit chant.

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Friends, for
the first time my family's faces...

Groom's tantrums.

For the first time,
my family's face has...

neither sadness
and nor tears in the eyes.

And you can see
the ambience is so homely.

No one can stop this marriage
for taking place.

Sumitra.

Who is this joker?

My son will stay with me.

I am going to the court.

I have recording all
your planning in my phone.

Father, did you hear?
- What?

The wedding procession is coming.

Whose?

Munnes's wedding procession.

Shut up!