The Great Weddings of Munnes (2022–…): Season 1, Episode 8 - Maa Beti Aur Saazish - full transcript

Give it to me quickly, uncle.

Carefully, it shouldn't break.
- It won't break.

Priest. - I am a priest.
I know only to take things.

Who else? - Take these rings
of yellow and blue sapphire.

Great! - I had worn these rings
for good luck.

But now I think they
too are unlucky.

Here are my earrings.

Ikka's grandmother had given
these for his wife.

This will be very useful.

Aunt, if you could give
your wedding chain too.

This is a symbol of my marriage.



It is a symbol of marriage not
the last thing of your life.

Your husband is still alive.
He will buy you a new one.

Suresh is saying the right thing
for the first time in his life.

Give him your wedding chain.

See, we also want that Munnes should
become someone's husband.

Huh? You don't worry.
I will win in gambling.

And I will buy you
a new wedding chain.

With a big pendant?
- Yes.

Great!

I don't have anything to give.

I just have this debit card.

Password is 1234.

Son, is money in your account
higher than your password?

"A lamp is lit in the darkness. "



"And everything got changed. "

"Believe it or not,
it's Munnes's wedding procession. "

What is the value of all
these jewellery?

I guess, it must be around
two lakh rupees.

Security! - No,
these jewellery are not so expensive...

that we would need security.

Catch him.

Hold on. What are you doing?

You thugs! You sell fake gold.

All these jewellery are fake.

All of them?
- Two of them are real gold.

Yes, two of them are real gold.
Please loosen your grip.

Call the police.

No, sir. Please don't
call the police.

We aren't bluffing with you...

We had kept real
and fake jewellery separate.

I think they have got mixed.
We aren't cheaters.

Just tell us
the value of the real jewellery.

See, these two will be of 35,
000 rupees.

What will be his value?

Sir's value?
It will be 2, 500 rupees.

He isn't worth more than 250 rupees.
I am asking about his chain.

Give him your chain.

Maid.

Guard! Disperse.

Kha... Phew! Put some body lotion
on these words.

They stick to the lips.

Listen, why do
we need to practice? - What?

Yes, I don't think...

that anybody will come
to watch this show.

You just read it, uncle.

Prince Salim!

Are you able to do the acting?
- Walk straight.

He is doing it. Let him do.
- Hey!

These are 40, 000 rupees.

What?

After selling
the whole family's jewellery...

you got only 40, 000 rupees?

Yes.
- Exactly.

When we buy gold it's too costly
and when we sell it...

we don't get even half of the price.

Where will we get
the full amount from?

Salim! It is impossible to collect
the remaining amount.

If earning money was
so easy, then I...

wouldn't have come
in Suresh's scrap.

Fake Akbar! You uncle!

I would have had my own car.

Suresh's van.

Yes, tell me what to do?
Where to go? Come on.

What?
- Brother.

No.

Brother.

No.

This is about two brothers.

No, this is about my father.

I had bought this van with
his provident fund amount.

I won't sell my van
for your girlfriend.

Come on.
- No, brother.

Uncle!

I will pay 50, 000 rupees for this.

Please give us proper rate.
- Its is a van...

not a vegetable stall. You are
giving 50, 000 rupees for this?

I will talk to him.

See, I want no less one lakh rupees for this.

Come on.

Leave it. - God knows
where they come from.

Okay, fine. Give us 90, 000 rupees.

Let's compromise.
I will give you 70, 000 rupees.

Let's do this. We will make
a deal in 75, 000 rupees.

This van is neither yours nor his.
It's mine.

Let's make it 80, 000 rupees.

Done.
- Done.

Greetings.
- Greetings.

That's great, dear. We got 80,
000 rupees for this scrap.

Hey, how dare you call it a scrap?

You are calling it a scrap!
- No, I didn't mean...

I didn't mean that.

Suresh, at least take your money.

What? Pack?
- Pack.

Come on, play.

500.

Suresh.

Did you start selling tea?

I am not selling it. I am giving it
for free. Look there.

500.

Uncle's plan is to...

defeat all of them in the game
and win 10, 000 rupees.

2, 500. Can I say something?

Whenever I look at my family...

I don't like to call
myself unfortunate.

Ten, jack and queen.
- Hold on.

Jack, queen and king.

Oh no! I lost 5,
000 rupees in just one go.

Brother, you are unfortunate.

Now you go and sell the tea.

You aren't eating anything.

Mahi has prepared all this food.

Mahi cooks really delicious food.

Yes, Mahi cooks delicious food,
but does she talk also?

We didn't hear her voice yet.

I think she will talk to her
husband only.

That's true.

Don't laugh. I am telling the truth.

Why don't you go
and talk to each other in private?

You don't talk at all.

No, it's nothing like that.

Tell me, what do you like, Munnes?

Munnes? My name is Mahesh.

You didn't quit your habit of
cracking jokes, did you?

Tell me, when will
we complete our wedding rituals?

You ran away between
the wedding rituals.

Are you joking?

Forget it. Who have you
brought along with you?

My parents.
Where are aunt and uncle?

And where is Suresh? Suresh?

Come on, quickly get in.

Tell her.

Sudha, actually my bus...

Bus? - I meant, the van.
I sold my van.

If we can get some place in
your bus, it will be great.

We have elders too in our family.

Okay. But you have to do us
a favour too.

What is it?

We are going in the bus. But
we don't have a driver for our car.

If you want to come with us...

in the bus
then bring this car to Sitagarh.

That's not a problem at all.
Suresh will drive the car.

Okay.

I just can't.

Why you can't? - I can't touch
any other car's steering.

What are you talking about? - I
can't change gears of other's car.

Try to understand.
I can't touch someone else's body.

Body? I meant the frame.

I dreamt of Dhanno last night.

I just can't do this.
- Suresh.

Suresh.
- I just can't.

Listen to me, Suresh. Let it go.

He sat in the bus.

Now who will drive the car?

I will drive.

Sure?
- Yes, I have license too.

Okay.
- What is there in the car?

Only a few documents
and things related to the drama.

Okay. Where is the key?

It's there in the car.

Thank you. See you
in Sitagarh. - Okay.

Sit.
- Okay.

Hey, where are you going?

Munnes, I can play the drums.

Ask them to give me
a role in their drama.

Hey, uncle.
- Yes? - Did you forget your wife?

Take her along.
- Come on.

She wants to play drums.

Oh! What is he doing?

Where are you going?

We are a drama troupe...

We are going to Sitagarh.
Our show is at 8pm today.

Is it?

Greetings.
- Greetings.

Come on, get going.

What is there in the car?

Drugs.

I am just joking.
There are theatre costumes.

Don't do acting here. Get lost.

Salim, if we don't get married,
I will kill myself.

No, Anarkali. I won't let you die.

Hey, Salim, if you talk like this,
your girlfriend will run away.

She is a good woman.
- Go and talk to her.

Don't you bargain while
buying vegetables?

I like ladyfinger very much.

Do you not like me?
Then go, aunt! Please go.

When will your uncle come?

He will come soon. Go, aunt.

Talk with a little
affection. - Ikka.

I have managed to bring 120,
000 rupees.

What do you think? - She won't
refuse you for just 10, 000 rupees.

You are right.

Then I will perform only half
wedding rituals with Munnes.

Aunt, please manage in it.

You are so odd! You are rejecting me
for 10, 000 rupees.

I sold my car and we can't even get
the girl too...

Just for 10, 000 rupees.

Look, we had made a deal for 130...

000 rupees, and that's what I want.

You are such a greedy woman.

Will you break the alliance for 10,
000 rupees.

She is rejecting me for 10, 000
rupees. - Only 10000 rupees.

This is not done.
- Wait a minute!

Wait a minute.
Nobody needs to worry.

We need 10, 000 rupees.

Here are 10, 000 rupees.

10, 000 rupees?
Where did you get this from?

Gambling!

Take this.

Now the alliance is fixed.

Yes.
- Greedy mother-in-law.

You are doing so much, just give us
some role in your play.

Leave the money.

First you agree.
I can play the drum really nice.

I will also teach you.
- Leave it. - Pull the money.

Please.
- Pull it.

Hey, Jigra.

You are looking very nice.

We got stuck because of Jigra.

Listen to me.
Don't panic on seeing the crowd.

Yes, tell that to yourself.
We know that.

I am seeing so much audience for
the first time. I am scared.

Is there any news about
Prince Salim?

Yes! King has put Prince Salim
under house arrest.

Why did you come here?

Keys?

Give him the keys.

And the money?

You will get
the money after the delivery.

We don't make the deliveries unless
we get the money.

We got the car passed through
the Sitagarh check-post.

That means we did half of your work.

Just deliver the goods
and we will pay the money later.

Attention! The emperor of India...

King Jalaluddin Mohammad
Akbar is arriving!

Father, you are Akbar. Go.

Yes, I am going but where are
the other people?

Who?

Jalaluddin and Mohammad.

Oh God! Those are Akbar's names.
Please go.

Okay.
- Please go.

He was so rich that
he had three names?

Come now.

Yes, okay. You go now.

Okay, I am going.

Go.
- I am going. I am going.

Will he say something?

Maid, increase the speed of the fan.

King, did I hear it correct?

Did you put Prince Salim
under house arrest?

Yes. He shouldn't be...

set free, out in the open.

Even he doesn't deserve
to be set free.

Bring Prince Salim and Anarkali.

King, the criminals are here.

Salim.

What did you see in her clothes...

In this maid?

Get him out. Catch him.

Bring him here.

Hold him. Hands up!

Make them sit in the car.

Everyone else, come with me...

He said on phone that
the whole team is involved.

King, you don't know...

but Anarkali is an amazing thing.

Really? Then show us
some amazing moves.

Start dancing.

Get aside.

Are we doing the drama so bad?

Not us, only you.

I don't want to get
married to Salim.

What are you saying, Anarkali?

You were supposed to say
'We cannot be separated'

I want to get separated from you,
Salim. Leave me.

Come on.
- She ran away.

Arrest all of them.
No one should escape.

Don't dare to touch our King.

We will protect our King.
- Yes, don't touch him.

Hey, put it down.
- What happened?

Sir, he is the everyone's boss here.

He was driving the car during the
checking at the check post.

Sir, I am innocent.
- Come on.

Sir, there is
a flaw in my horoscope...

because of which
I can't get married. - Quiet.

Sir, I am not able to find
a girl for marriage.

I will slap you. Be quiet.

Now just answer my question
truthfully.

You drove the car here, didn't you?

Yes. I did.

Where are the other gang members?

Not gang members, they are my
family members. Good family.

Family members?

Yes, that's not true.
We were this small...

since they have raised us.

Since our childhood.

Then you must be knowing
what this is.

It might be carom powder.

Sir, he told me
that there are drugs in the car...

I thought he was joking.

Yes, I was joking.
I swear on my aunt.

You joke with a policeman?

Come, today I will show you...

the joke of police
at the police station.

Will you tell me or shall I hit you?

I am like your mother.

Will you hit me?

You are like my mother? Then I will
give you 10 more years in jail.

Because my mother is a murderer.

Uncle, I am not hitting you.
Why are you shouting?

Really?

Sir, we aren't bluffing you.

We are telling the truth.
We don't know about these drugs.

I just take Disprin from
a drug store.

He takes Disprin.
What do you take? - Nothing.

Hey, please hit slowly. The stick
must be getting hurt too.

Be quiet. Tell me
the truth quickly...

or you will be imprisoned
for 14 years.

What?

Inspector, we haven't done anything
wrong. We are innocent.

Yes. We are innocent.

Just think hard. I will ask again.

Hey, sir. - Inspector,
please listen to us.

Sir, please open the door.

I will open. Go.

Sir, we have found
the drug smugglers.

I know, I have caught them.

Sir, the real smugglers. They have
been caught at Sitagarh border.

And sir, he is Mr Madhav.

He is the old member of
that drama company.

Police was able to arrest
that gang with his help.

Yes, sir.

We have made a mistake.

Just now we got to know
that you are innocent.

Police have arrested Sudha
and Suman at the border.

We were saying the same thing
to you since so long.

See, the situation was such
that nobody could be trusted.

And I am really sorry.

Here are your money.

Take it.
- Count the money.

You may go.

Thank you so much.

Come on, let's go.
- Come on.

Thank you, sir.
It is rightly said that...

law delays but never denies
justice. - It's okay.

Come on.
- Sorry.

They beat us so bad.
- Yes.

Did you get the money?

Go and bring my wedding chain
and earrings back.

And my van too.

Yes, let's go back home in the van.

You went through
a lot of trouble for me.

I won't burden you more.
I don't want to get married.

Let's go to Mathura.
- Son.

What is he saying?
- Munnes. - Munnes.