The Great Weddings of Munnes (2022–…): Season 1, Episode 7 - Mughal-e-Azam - full transcript
Pritika saves Yadav family by confessing that she is a lesbian. Later on, Yadav family encounters a theatre group who badly need actors for their show. Munnes agrees but in return puts his condition to which the theatre group also agrees.
Mr. Guard. Which is
the easiest punishment here?
As per my gut I think
it should be hanging.
Will anything happen
if we are hanged?
Mr. Pandit.
- It will be good if it is hanging.
If they ask for our final wish we
will tell them, let us go, please.
Yes let us go.
- Yes.
I don’t think it will be hanging.
But I surely feel that
they will have us trampled
by the same elephant.
"Hail"
- Jinxed.
Mo...
I need to speak to the prisoners.
Mai.
- Munnes.
What happened?
- Enough. This is enough.
Did they beat you? - No,
they didn’t beat me. How are you?
I am fine. How are you?
- Have you eaten?
I have eaten but you haven’t,
have you?
You have dried up.
- Munnes!
What?
This is not the time to
whisper sweet nothings.
Mahi, what have you gotten us into?
They are your family friend.
Talk to them.
- Yes, I will talk to them.
Ms. Jyotika. Ms. Jyotika.
Tell us if we are going to die today or
are we going to get time till tomorrow?
Uncle, please keep quiet.
You needed to put the nuptial
garland around Munnes’ neck.
Not the hangman’s noose.
Please don’t mind them.
They are all worried.
Our family won’t say anything.
Even at the cost of our lives.
I had heard humanity resided
in hearts, not in palaces.
Today I have seen that.
Pritika. Pritika.
Pritika,
you know that Munnes is in danger.
Still he had given his word that
none of them will spill the beans.
Now the ball is in your court.
Think before you decide.
Because nobody thinks like Munnes.
My neck is paining.
I won’t be able to
attend the hanging party.
It is better to be hanged
than trampled. - Huh?
Yes, at least we know
that we are dying.
Hang us. Hang us. Hang us fast.
Yes, we are in great hurry.
You need to bury him alive.
As per section 312,
this is a serious offense.
“The lamp got lighted in the dark
and the circumstances changed.”
“Believe it or not.”
“Believe it or not.
This is Munnes’ wedding party.”
Gajraj, step forward.
No.
- No.
Gajraj, step forward.
Gajraj, step forward.
He is going to get us killed.
Don’t say that.
I am telling you,
Gajraj, step forward.
Stop.
My lady empress, it is not him
but me who has been so insolent.
I had told them to act this all out.
I don’t want to marry
any of these princes.
I have already chosen
my life partner.
Let this hanging be called off.
What do you mean called off?
- Cancelled. Cancelled.
Cancel?
Free us. Untie us.
Come on.
Come and untie us fast.
Whom have you chosen?
Pradhan?
- Huh?
So, Sakshi will tell
us who that person is?
She is the one whom I have
chosen as my life partner.
Oh.
Sakshi is my life partner,
my confidante. My better half.
She has learned all the songs.
- My everything.
But the problem is it
- Whole life...
features two heroines and no heroes.
- I'll have to live with her..
...no matter the outcome.
- Princess Pritika!
This is the royal family.
Here rules matter more than life.
How can you even think
of something so dirty?
Mother, I am...
- Shut up!
And you. You supported them
despite being so matured.
She is telling you.
- Me?
Even we didn’t know that Mr. Pritika
and Ms. Sexy... - Huh?
I mean Ms. Sakshi.
They love each other.
We knew that they shared
lipstick but not how they did.
This is the justice of our family.
Princess Jyotika, despite knowing that
this is not natural, against nature
you promoted this relationship.
They don’t know right from wrong.
But you do.
My lady.
I mean My lady Empress.
Excuse me.
- What are you doing? Careful.
If you don’t mind,
I want to intrude on your greatness.
Do you also have
such a relationship?
What is this absurdity?
No, I mean if you don’t
have such a relationship
how would you know
that this is wrong?
Right and wrong is
just a point of view.
What you deem wrong can
be right for someone else.
They are quite smart
and can decide about their life.
Anyway, humans yearn for love.
How does it matter
how it is appeased?
It is a big deal
that it is getting appeased.
That’s what love is like,
my lady empress.
Nothing makes any difference to it.
It doesn’t look at religion, colour.
Or poverty. Or wealth.
Not even caste and society.
And sometimes it even doesn’t
see if it against nature or not.
It just sees the heart.
I don’t know if this
relationship is natural or not.
But love is natural, right?
Isn’t it?
Since childhood we have heard.
We can stop lovers
but not their love.
You have heard it TV, films, etc.
In the same way,
you will stop your daughter
but you won’t be able
to stop her love.
Instead, you will lose her.
If you don’t accept her,
how will the society accept her?
What crime have they committed?
They fell in love. That’s it.
Don’t be an empress to them.
Be a mother to her.
Your daughter is in great pain.
She just needs her mother.
I just wanted to say that.
We are going to get hanged.
I have never allowed
my daughter to be tears.
And today has tears in her eyes.
I don’t know all
the colours of love.
But I do know that my happiness
lies in my daughter’s happiness.
That was good deal.
She agreed so soon.
But maybe they will have
problems after the wedding.
Shut up. Shut up.
- He is so full of negativity.
This will be the first wedding
without a wedding procession.
Because there is no groom.
Yes, that is right.
Jyotika.
Thank you so much.
And I won’t thank you.
Oh no.
I can’t just say thank you
for what you did for to my sister.
No. No.
You will have to say thank you.
We did so much for you so that you can
say thank you and we can say welcome.
So, you will have to say thank you.
- Yes.
Thank you.
- Welcome.
Look at that imbecile.
My lady princess,
Mr. Bhupinder is calling.
Oh my.
- He wants to speak to you.
Hello?
- Hello?
Dear Jyotika.
- Greetings, grandpa.
Greetings. Greetings. How are you?
I am fine. How are you?
We want to listen to him too.
Yes, umm.
- Turn on the speaker.
Yes, grandpa.
Actually, dear, the boy Mahesh
whose horoscope matched Mahi’s.
He is coming here from America.
I was thinking of
bringing him to you.
Um...
Tell him that we have left
for Mathura. We are not here.
Dear. Why don’t you tell him that?
How can she do that.
Grandpa,
actually Mahi has left for Mathura.
She will be there shortly.
Okay, fine.
Yes, grandpa. Greetings.
One minute.
How will you reach Mathura so soon?
I don’t know. How will we reach?
Um. Um. Servant.
- Yes.
Take Ms. Mahi to
the helipad at once.
Okay.
- Helicopter!
What will we do now?
Don’t worry.
Look, we have got five days. Right?
The world can change
in one day, Kuku.
We will manage. Okay.
You reach Mathura by helicopter.
We will go there by tempo.
Yes. Think of something.
We are coming.
Let's go by helicopter.
- Come on.
And get us three pan baked Rotis.
One, two, three.
- Uncle.
Yes.
- Another lentil soup, please.
Do you need anything else?
Extra lentil soup.
That’s what I am saying.
Yes. Yes. Dal Makhani.
Did you get that? - Yes
Such a strange man.
- Extra.
Munnes, I was saying is it
necessary to get married?
What can’t we do
without getting married?
There are many advantages
to not getting married, bro.
Like?
You can get off from
both sides of the bed.
If you go to the hotel and order for
soup, there is no need to spilt it.
No waiting for the bathroom.
No nagging from the woman.
Why are you trying to get into such
a mess for a moment of pleasure, bro?
Do you see this?
- Yes.
I am going to leave a mark
with this on your cheek.
Who is it?
What?
Are you angry? Are you angry?
Hit me.
He has been hurt bad.
- Did the boy do something wrong?
If you touch a woman just watch what
the police will do to you. Got it?
You will forget being a Romeo.
Leave before that happens.
Otherwise,
I will insult you further. - Hey.
Get out from here. Get out.
Don’t show me your face again.
- Calm down. Calm down.
The deer left without its doe.
You might have had some experience.
Ms. Swara. We will take your leave.
What happened?
Where is he going now?
He is leaving the troupe too.
- But why?
I don’t know.
Why are you leaving? Please wait.
Our shows are doing good.
You all are doing a great play.
We don’t want to play
along anymore. - Hey.
Madhav also angered...
- Mr. Madhav! Please listen.
Yes, sir. Your order is on its way.
Hmm. Good.
Listen, give me three cups of tea.
And send me the bill
of these tables.
What happened, sir?
Why is everyone so inflamed?
No, it is nothing like that.
Actually, we were enacting the play
Mughal-e-Azam at Laxmangarh tomorrow.
Okay. - Actually, there was
a pretend kiss in the play.
Between Anarkali and Salim.
- Hmm.
Keshav, who was playing Salim without
any warning kissed Anarkali for real.
Kissed her.
So, Salim left. And on top
of that Akbar ran away too.
Salim!
Stop taking my video.
Come with me.
I have ordered tea.
- Everything has gone awry.
We also need to pay him one
lakh twenty five thousand.
Mother,
we need to pay next week, right?
So, fine, we will manage.
Only if we can host the show, right?
Oh my.
- Hey guys.
As you can see, this place could
have been awesome but it isn’t.
But the food here is amazing.
It is said so by all
the local doctors.
Because of this food they have
got a steady flow of patients.
He will do it.
It has got a lot of chilies.
- Hmm.
Sir, we have got a role for you.
Is it? Ok, send us three plates.
- But don’t add too many chillies.
No, you don’t get it.
I am talking of
a different kind of role.
Get two plates of that too. Fast.
Do make sure
that everything is vegetarian.
No. No. I was talking about him.
Actually we have a Drama company.
And two of my artists have left.
Now tell me, Akbar and Salim have
run away from the play Mughal-e-Azam.
We want you to help us with this.
Sir, how will I help you?
My family doesn’t listen to me.
How will they listen to me?
No. No. No.
I was talking about them too.
I was thinking him for
Salim and him for Akbar.
Them?
Us?
- Akbar?
Correct.
Him?
- Yes. Yes. Yes.
Its only for tomorrow.
The play is just for one day.
If you help us in it,
we will be very grateful.
I am a very bad actor.
Despite playing the Don in the school
play I was killed in the first half.
Yes.
- Yes. Yes.
Hey. Hey. What are you saying?
Acting is in my blood.
Salim.
Yeah.
- But what can I do?
The doctor said that I am anaemic.
So, we can’t do that. Okay.
And we have to leave for
Mathura in the evening.
A huge jinx is waiting for us there.
Uncle.
Sit. Sit.
No problem. Thanks a lot. - Okay.
Okay.
You skipped a good opportunity.
Mother, star.
Mother, I can become a star easily.
I am not talking about
your chances of becoming a star.
I am talking about
Munnes’ wedding chances.
Wedding chances.
If we help them then
they will help us in return.
Look, we are ready to
act for you for a day.
But in return you will have to
do be there for us for a day.
Hey.
Radhe! Radhe!
Why are you getting so angry?
You can take money for that.
What did you say?
What are you doing?
Look, it doesn’t seem right for
the heroine to hit the hero.
One minute. One minute.
I will explain.
An unskilled worker
blames his tools.
How will you win the queen
if you behave like a joker?
I will explain.
- Come back.
There is a problem in
Munnes horoscope. - Yes.
He just needs to marry a girl for
a day to get rid of that problem.
Yes.
Okay, so we are sending
you to Singapore
and you want us to get
settled in Gorakhpur.
You want me to marry you for real
because you acted a day for us.
I told you, she won’t agree.
One day. Dear.
- But...
As they say everything can
be bought in this world.
That’s more like it.
So, tell us.
How much money will you take?
Hmm.
Two hundred and one?
Two thousand?
- Drat!
Do you mean twenty thousand?
Drat!
Two lakhs.
- Drat!
Even her face is not
worth that much. - What?
You need to put in a good rate.
Mister, you are not here
to bargain for vegetables.
Need to get married for a day.
Okay, fine.
I won’t take less than one
lakh seventy-five thousand.
Okay, just agree for fifty thousand.
Neither yours nor us.
One lakh thirty thousand. Done?
Okay neither here nor there.
Let it be seventy-five thousand.
Nothing can be done for you.
Come.
One lakh thirty thousand done.
- What?
Done. Done. Done.
- Hey.
Stop.
Okay, fine.
Done.
But I need the entire
amount by morning.
And we will get married in the same
stage we will enact the play in tomorrow.
Done.
When are we getting our money?
- Look,
let my daughter get married.
After that you can take your money.
You are getting money for
your daughter’s wedding? Wow!
You must be the first
bride to take a dowry.
Hey.
Listen to me carefully.
You need to listen to me carefully.
Give me the keys first.
The play will start once
it is dark tomorrow.
the easiest punishment here?
As per my gut I think
it should be hanging.
Will anything happen
if we are hanged?
Mr. Pandit.
- It will be good if it is hanging.
If they ask for our final wish we
will tell them, let us go, please.
Yes let us go.
- Yes.
I don’t think it will be hanging.
But I surely feel that
they will have us trampled
by the same elephant.
"Hail"
- Jinxed.
Mo...
I need to speak to the prisoners.
Mai.
- Munnes.
What happened?
- Enough. This is enough.
Did they beat you? - No,
they didn’t beat me. How are you?
I am fine. How are you?
- Have you eaten?
I have eaten but you haven’t,
have you?
You have dried up.
- Munnes!
What?
This is not the time to
whisper sweet nothings.
Mahi, what have you gotten us into?
They are your family friend.
Talk to them.
- Yes, I will talk to them.
Ms. Jyotika. Ms. Jyotika.
Tell us if we are going to die today or
are we going to get time till tomorrow?
Uncle, please keep quiet.
You needed to put the nuptial
garland around Munnes’ neck.
Not the hangman’s noose.
Please don’t mind them.
They are all worried.
Our family won’t say anything.
Even at the cost of our lives.
I had heard humanity resided
in hearts, not in palaces.
Today I have seen that.
Pritika. Pritika.
Pritika,
you know that Munnes is in danger.
Still he had given his word that
none of them will spill the beans.
Now the ball is in your court.
Think before you decide.
Because nobody thinks like Munnes.
My neck is paining.
I won’t be able to
attend the hanging party.
It is better to be hanged
than trampled. - Huh?
Yes, at least we know
that we are dying.
Hang us. Hang us. Hang us fast.
Yes, we are in great hurry.
You need to bury him alive.
As per section 312,
this is a serious offense.
“The lamp got lighted in the dark
and the circumstances changed.”
“Believe it or not.”
“Believe it or not.
This is Munnes’ wedding party.”
Gajraj, step forward.
No.
- No.
Gajraj, step forward.
Gajraj, step forward.
He is going to get us killed.
Don’t say that.
I am telling you,
Gajraj, step forward.
Stop.
My lady empress, it is not him
but me who has been so insolent.
I had told them to act this all out.
I don’t want to marry
any of these princes.
I have already chosen
my life partner.
Let this hanging be called off.
What do you mean called off?
- Cancelled. Cancelled.
Cancel?
Free us. Untie us.
Come on.
Come and untie us fast.
Whom have you chosen?
Pradhan?
- Huh?
So, Sakshi will tell
us who that person is?
She is the one whom I have
chosen as my life partner.
Oh.
Sakshi is my life partner,
my confidante. My better half.
She has learned all the songs.
- My everything.
But the problem is it
- Whole life...
features two heroines and no heroes.
- I'll have to live with her..
...no matter the outcome.
- Princess Pritika!
This is the royal family.
Here rules matter more than life.
How can you even think
of something so dirty?
Mother, I am...
- Shut up!
And you. You supported them
despite being so matured.
She is telling you.
- Me?
Even we didn’t know that Mr. Pritika
and Ms. Sexy... - Huh?
I mean Ms. Sakshi.
They love each other.
We knew that they shared
lipstick but not how they did.
This is the justice of our family.
Princess Jyotika, despite knowing that
this is not natural, against nature
you promoted this relationship.
They don’t know right from wrong.
But you do.
My lady.
I mean My lady Empress.
Excuse me.
- What are you doing? Careful.
If you don’t mind,
I want to intrude on your greatness.
Do you also have
such a relationship?
What is this absurdity?
No, I mean if you don’t
have such a relationship
how would you know
that this is wrong?
Right and wrong is
just a point of view.
What you deem wrong can
be right for someone else.
They are quite smart
and can decide about their life.
Anyway, humans yearn for love.
How does it matter
how it is appeased?
It is a big deal
that it is getting appeased.
That’s what love is like,
my lady empress.
Nothing makes any difference to it.
It doesn’t look at religion, colour.
Or poverty. Or wealth.
Not even caste and society.
And sometimes it even doesn’t
see if it against nature or not.
It just sees the heart.
I don’t know if this
relationship is natural or not.
But love is natural, right?
Isn’t it?
Since childhood we have heard.
We can stop lovers
but not their love.
You have heard it TV, films, etc.
In the same way,
you will stop your daughter
but you won’t be able
to stop her love.
Instead, you will lose her.
If you don’t accept her,
how will the society accept her?
What crime have they committed?
They fell in love. That’s it.
Don’t be an empress to them.
Be a mother to her.
Your daughter is in great pain.
She just needs her mother.
I just wanted to say that.
We are going to get hanged.
I have never allowed
my daughter to be tears.
And today has tears in her eyes.
I don’t know all
the colours of love.
But I do know that my happiness
lies in my daughter’s happiness.
That was good deal.
She agreed so soon.
But maybe they will have
problems after the wedding.
Shut up. Shut up.
- He is so full of negativity.
This will be the first wedding
without a wedding procession.
Because there is no groom.
Yes, that is right.
Jyotika.
Thank you so much.
And I won’t thank you.
Oh no.
I can’t just say thank you
for what you did for to my sister.
No. No.
You will have to say thank you.
We did so much for you so that you can
say thank you and we can say welcome.
So, you will have to say thank you.
- Yes.
Thank you.
- Welcome.
Look at that imbecile.
My lady princess,
Mr. Bhupinder is calling.
Oh my.
- He wants to speak to you.
Hello?
- Hello?
Dear Jyotika.
- Greetings, grandpa.
Greetings. Greetings. How are you?
I am fine. How are you?
We want to listen to him too.
Yes, umm.
- Turn on the speaker.
Yes, grandpa.
Actually, dear, the boy Mahesh
whose horoscope matched Mahi’s.
He is coming here from America.
I was thinking of
bringing him to you.
Um...
Tell him that we have left
for Mathura. We are not here.
Dear. Why don’t you tell him that?
How can she do that.
Grandpa,
actually Mahi has left for Mathura.
She will be there shortly.
Okay, fine.
Yes, grandpa. Greetings.
One minute.
How will you reach Mathura so soon?
I don’t know. How will we reach?
Um. Um. Servant.
- Yes.
Take Ms. Mahi to
the helipad at once.
Okay.
- Helicopter!
What will we do now?
Don’t worry.
Look, we have got five days. Right?
The world can change
in one day, Kuku.
We will manage. Okay.
You reach Mathura by helicopter.
We will go there by tempo.
Yes. Think of something.
We are coming.
Let's go by helicopter.
- Come on.
And get us three pan baked Rotis.
One, two, three.
- Uncle.
Yes.
- Another lentil soup, please.
Do you need anything else?
Extra lentil soup.
That’s what I am saying.
Yes. Yes. Dal Makhani.
Did you get that? - Yes
Such a strange man.
- Extra.
Munnes, I was saying is it
necessary to get married?
What can’t we do
without getting married?
There are many advantages
to not getting married, bro.
Like?
You can get off from
both sides of the bed.
If you go to the hotel and order for
soup, there is no need to spilt it.
No waiting for the bathroom.
No nagging from the woman.
Why are you trying to get into such
a mess for a moment of pleasure, bro?
Do you see this?
- Yes.
I am going to leave a mark
with this on your cheek.
Who is it?
What?
Are you angry? Are you angry?
Hit me.
He has been hurt bad.
- Did the boy do something wrong?
If you touch a woman just watch what
the police will do to you. Got it?
You will forget being a Romeo.
Leave before that happens.
Otherwise,
I will insult you further. - Hey.
Get out from here. Get out.
Don’t show me your face again.
- Calm down. Calm down.
The deer left without its doe.
You might have had some experience.
Ms. Swara. We will take your leave.
What happened?
Where is he going now?
He is leaving the troupe too.
- But why?
I don’t know.
Why are you leaving? Please wait.
Our shows are doing good.
You all are doing a great play.
We don’t want to play
along anymore. - Hey.
Madhav also angered...
- Mr. Madhav! Please listen.
Yes, sir. Your order is on its way.
Hmm. Good.
Listen, give me three cups of tea.
And send me the bill
of these tables.
What happened, sir?
Why is everyone so inflamed?
No, it is nothing like that.
Actually, we were enacting the play
Mughal-e-Azam at Laxmangarh tomorrow.
Okay. - Actually, there was
a pretend kiss in the play.
Between Anarkali and Salim.
- Hmm.
Keshav, who was playing Salim without
any warning kissed Anarkali for real.
Kissed her.
So, Salim left. And on top
of that Akbar ran away too.
Salim!
Stop taking my video.
Come with me.
I have ordered tea.
- Everything has gone awry.
We also need to pay him one
lakh twenty five thousand.
Mother,
we need to pay next week, right?
So, fine, we will manage.
Only if we can host the show, right?
Oh my.
- Hey guys.
As you can see, this place could
have been awesome but it isn’t.
But the food here is amazing.
It is said so by all
the local doctors.
Because of this food they have
got a steady flow of patients.
He will do it.
It has got a lot of chilies.
- Hmm.
Sir, we have got a role for you.
Is it? Ok, send us three plates.
- But don’t add too many chillies.
No, you don’t get it.
I am talking of
a different kind of role.
Get two plates of that too. Fast.
Do make sure
that everything is vegetarian.
No. No. I was talking about him.
Actually we have a Drama company.
And two of my artists have left.
Now tell me, Akbar and Salim have
run away from the play Mughal-e-Azam.
We want you to help us with this.
Sir, how will I help you?
My family doesn’t listen to me.
How will they listen to me?
No. No. No.
I was talking about them too.
I was thinking him for
Salim and him for Akbar.
Them?
Us?
- Akbar?
Correct.
Him?
- Yes. Yes. Yes.
Its only for tomorrow.
The play is just for one day.
If you help us in it,
we will be very grateful.
I am a very bad actor.
Despite playing the Don in the school
play I was killed in the first half.
Yes.
- Yes. Yes.
Hey. Hey. What are you saying?
Acting is in my blood.
Salim.
Yeah.
- But what can I do?
The doctor said that I am anaemic.
So, we can’t do that. Okay.
And we have to leave for
Mathura in the evening.
A huge jinx is waiting for us there.
Uncle.
Sit. Sit.
No problem. Thanks a lot. - Okay.
Okay.
You skipped a good opportunity.
Mother, star.
Mother, I can become a star easily.
I am not talking about
your chances of becoming a star.
I am talking about
Munnes’ wedding chances.
Wedding chances.
If we help them then
they will help us in return.
Look, we are ready to
act for you for a day.
But in return you will have to
do be there for us for a day.
Hey.
Radhe! Radhe!
Why are you getting so angry?
You can take money for that.
What did you say?
What are you doing?
Look, it doesn’t seem right for
the heroine to hit the hero.
One minute. One minute.
I will explain.
An unskilled worker
blames his tools.
How will you win the queen
if you behave like a joker?
I will explain.
- Come back.
There is a problem in
Munnes horoscope. - Yes.
He just needs to marry a girl for
a day to get rid of that problem.
Yes.
Okay, so we are sending
you to Singapore
and you want us to get
settled in Gorakhpur.
You want me to marry you for real
because you acted a day for us.
I told you, she won’t agree.
One day. Dear.
- But...
As they say everything can
be bought in this world.
That’s more like it.
So, tell us.
How much money will you take?
Hmm.
Two hundred and one?
Two thousand?
- Drat!
Do you mean twenty thousand?
Drat!
Two lakhs.
- Drat!
Even her face is not
worth that much. - What?
You need to put in a good rate.
Mister, you are not here
to bargain for vegetables.
Need to get married for a day.
Okay, fine.
I won’t take less than one
lakh seventy-five thousand.
Okay, just agree for fifty thousand.
Neither yours nor us.
One lakh thirty thousand. Done?
Okay neither here nor there.
Let it be seventy-five thousand.
Nothing can be done for you.
Come.
One lakh thirty thousand done.
- What?
Done. Done. Done.
- Hey.
Stop.
Okay, fine.
Done.
But I need the entire
amount by morning.
And we will get married in the same
stage we will enact the play in tomorrow.
Done.
When are we getting our money?
- Look,
let my daughter get married.
After that you can take your money.
You are getting money for
your daughter’s wedding? Wow!
You must be the first
bride to take a dowry.
Hey.
Listen to me carefully.
You need to listen to me carefully.
Give me the keys first.
The play will start once
it is dark tomorrow.