The Good Wife (2009–2016): Season 6, Episode 6 - Old Spice - full transcript

Previously on The Good Wife...

J-Serve has stolen millions

of dollars of intellectual property.

This civil suit can't proceed until
the criminal case has been resolved.

If you help us beat the Feds,

we can pick up where we left off.

You're serious?

Yes.

What choice do you have?

Turning to God.

What role has God



played in your life, Senator Kirk?

Pastor, they say there are
no atheists in foxholes.

After my stroke, I was in a
very, very deep, uh, foxhole.

Hmm. So you think you've
become more religious?

I've become more respectful
of other people's faiths.

I've heard you go home

every Friday from the Senate

to spend the Jewish
Sabbath with your family.

I go home every Friday
to be with my family.

We're members of congregation Beth Elohim.

It's where I feel at home
in the heart of Brooklyn.

So, I have to do that?

If you want to get elected.

I thought it was a mistake
to talk about religion.



It is except for Pastor
Jeremiah's interview.

You run for office in Chicago,
you have to kiss the ring.

These political rules keep changing

whenever you want them to.

Yes, but you're on record
saying you're an atheist, Alicia.

And voters don't vote for atheists.

So, you need to take
this opportunity to say

- that you've changed.
- Changed to what?

To someone who isn't an atheist.

And if I don't say that?

- Then you'll lose.
- And if I say it's

- none of their business?
- It is their business.

My lack of religion is their business?

Yes, you're asking them to vote

for you so they deserve
to know who you are.

I'm an atheist.

They deserve to know who we
want them to think you are.

Hi.

- Hi.
- I'm your body woman.

I'm sorry?

I'm your body woman?

I didn't know what it was either.

It's like your personal assistant.

I stick to you, making sure you're on time,

get on calls and your food isn't poisoned.

I'm Marissa. Eli's daughter.

Oh, right. Hi.

I actually don't think I need a body woman.

Yes, you do.

Dad would be upset if you said no

'cause I'm supposed to spy for him.

But I'm not a very good spy.

- So don't worry.
- Excuse me.

I'm gonna...

- Hello?
- Alicia, where are you?

Um, where am I?

Yes, you're not here.

- Uh, Elsbeth, where are you?
- The FBI.

We're meeting with Perotti

about the trade secret case.

Tomorrow.

No, today.

Yes, today until they
called and said tomorrow.

And they called everyone but me?

Elsbeth, I have to go.

I'll see you in court tomorrow.

Oh.

This department considers this...

I am a busy woman,

Mr. Perotti. I have more
things to do with my time

than to come here like a,

like a woman dragged here

- out of her day.
- How are you, Elsbeth?

If you want to have lunch
with me, call my office.

But don't pretend it's about business,

and then call everybody
else not to show up,

so it'll just be me showing up.

I don't like that tie.

I'll change it. Camryn?

Did you call Ms. Tascioni and Mrs. Florrick

last night and say I had to cancel?

Yes, sir. I got Ms. Tascioni's secretary.

Fantasia.

I'm gonna go.

So, I could ask you to lunch?

I only said that as an example.

Is this case about me?

Elsbeth, your client
plagiarized their software

- from another company.
- They did not.

And even if they did,
they sell farting apps.

- They sell jumping grasshopper apps.
- And encryption software.

Why is the federal government
suddenly so interested

in protecting the code
of a grasshopper app?

Because the code was plagiarized
from a defense contractor.

- You're making that up.
- I'm not.

Well...

You're still gonna lose.

Alicia Florrick is on my side.

You expected to divide and conquer us.

But it's gonna be hard to do
with both of us battling you.

Elsbeth, what are you doing?

I'm marshalling my forces. I'm...

The way you're walking. What is that?

You're scared of sidewalk grates.

No. What?!

Yes! The way you're walking.

- You were avoiding the grates.
- No!

Oh, my God! You're so adorable. Come here.

- Walk with me.
- No, I'm fine.

Come on.

Stop it! Stop it! Stop that!

These things can support 10,000 pounds.

I could be carrying a Humvee

and I would still... oh!

Hmm.

That was mean.

Hmm.

What do you smell like?

- It's beautiful.
- Baby lotion.

Baby lotion.

I'm wearing old spice.

Have lunch with me.

No.

I have to go.

This case is wrong.

And you need to stop it.

Lockhart/Gardner/Canning,

please hold.

Lockhart/Gardner/Canning,

would you mind holding, please?

This is Lockhart/Gardner/Canning...

Family is important to this firm.

I realize it's an old
fashioned thing to say

because we live in cynical times,

but we treat our clients
like they're family.

We're highly accessible, which
is why I give them my cell...

Son of a bitch!

We're being evicted.

How is that even possible?

Diane still sub-leases to us.

When Will died she became
the primary lease-holder.

- So, what does she want... money?
- No. She wants

us out so she can move in. Look.

- I have a friend at OSHA.
- Jacques Cousteau's son?

What?

At... OSHA?

See if we can set her up
as an absentee landlord.

Yes, we can load up on
all the OSHA infractions.

"Handrails or ramps.

"$120,000 for installation.

"Handicapped restroom stall.

"98,000.

"Warped reception floor.

$333,000."

And you're wondering if we should pay?

- Yes, the total is $650,000.
- I don't understand.

Can't we evict them without paying?

Yes. But then they'll sue.

The question is do we take the hit?

No, the question is why
are we moving at all?

Cary, we already voted.

Alicia, we are ending up

right back where we started.

Yes, but we will still be us.
We won't be Lockhart/Gardner.

The whole point of starting our own firm

was so that we can build
something on our own.

And if we weren't financially in a hole,

we might be able to do more
with our infrastructure.

Come on. I didn't ask you to bail me out.

Cary, I wasn't talking about bail.

You may not need to pay.

What do you mean?

Alicia, Cary, hold on. Hold on!

- All rise!
- I have to go anyway.

I'll call you later.

Canning has real estate.

My guess is he'll have just

as many OSHA issues on his property.

Good. See what you can find out.
Let's hold off on discussing this

until Kalinda can find out more.

- Cary, where are you?
- Five dollars.

Ivy core... the five
Ivy league law schools.

Every time someone does
work, it's five dollars.

Let's go.

Pay up.

My name is

Nils Landrusyshym.

That's spelled the usual way.

It's L-a-n-d-r-u-s-y-s-h-y-m.

I'm an app designer at J-Serve.

And before that you worked at QZO Systems.

Is that correct, Mr. Landrusyshym?

You pronounced my name right. Thanks, man.

- Well, that's because I listen.
- Objection.

Mr. Perotti is trying to endear himself

- to the witness.
- In my opinion.

- What?
- You have to say "in my opinion."

Are you hazing me?

- In my opinion, Your Honor.
- Sustained.

Uh, I'm sor... uh, what was the objection?

- What am I doing wrong?
- Don't endear yourself

- to the witness.
- Okay.

Thank you, Ms. Tascioni.

Mrs.

"Mrs."?

- You're married?
- I was. I'm divorced.

- I didn't know that.
- You didn't ask.

Excuse me, counselors.

- We're in the middle of questioning here.
- Oh, sorry.

Um, what was the question?

Uh, before J-Serve, did
he work at QZO Systems?

You may answer, Mr. Landroo-shim-shum.

- Yes, I did.
- And QZO is a contractor

for the United States
department of defense, isn't it?

Yup. If you're ever
looking for a tracking or

a monitoring system, they're your go-to.

Mr. Landrusyshym, what is that?

Those are lines of code.
From the Delcheck app.

- Code that you wrote?
- Uh, yeah.

A Nils Landrusyshym original.

Camilla, the app that he was working on...

Did you sell that as part of the package

- to China?
- Yes. Why?

And what is that?

- Uh, that looks like the same code.
- It is, in fact.

This is identical code used
by your former employer QZO.

Code which you also wrote.

You used the same code
in each company's product.

Your Honor, objection.

The AUSA, in our opinion,

is not being upfront
about the real charges.

I'm not sure what the defense
is talking about, Your Honor.

Your... Honor?

In your opinion.

Uh, in my opinion,

- Your Honor.
- I would agree, Ms. Florrick.

What is the issue here?

This is a trojan horse
prosecution, Your Honor.

The AUSA, in our opinion,

has no intention of trying our client,

Camilla Vargas, on trade secret charges.

China?!

Mr. Perotti intends to bring

economic espionage
charges against our client,

in my opinion, and he has
disguised his true intentions

to get our witnesses on the record.

Is that true, Mr. Perotti?

- Your Honor...
- Answer the question,

AUSA?

Camilla Vargas was CEO of J-Serve

when they sold proprietary software

from a defense contractor
to a Chinese company.

A civil Chinese company.

A civil Chinese company with
ties to the Chinese government.

That encryption software
designed for our defense

is now in the hands of the Chinese.

And those responsible at
J-Serve are now subject

to charges of economic espionage,

with a minimum sentence of ten to 15 years

- in a federal penitentiary.
- Oh, my God.

So, yes, I would like to amend
the charge to economic espionage.

In my opinion.

The Good Wife 6x06
Old Spice

How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?

Shoot him before he hits the water.

You really do know them all!

So, what's the name of your firm?

- Florrick-Agos.
- Oh.

Right, right. The governor's wife.

- Yeah.
- Good firm?

Yeah, yeah. We have our days.

I heard one of the partners got in trouble.

- Arrested or something.
- Yeah.

Cary Agos.

Right. What's he like?

He is a good guy.

Ah, you are, you are looking at him.

Really?

Uh...

Thank you. Okay. Tonight. 8:00 P.M.

Castro interviews first.

- You second.
- What do I say?

- You walk back the atheism.
- Yes, but how?

You don't need to bring me coffee, Marissa.

It's not coffee, it's milk.

Dad says you should use
the courthouse shooting.

It made you decide to change your life.

No, I'm not gonna use that. Why milk?

- Why not?
- "Recently,

"I've realized my negativity
toward religion was based on

"seeing the hypocrisy among
the ultra-conservative."

- What is that?
- It's a quote. For you.

"But then I realized there
is great warmth and beauty

- "in a higher being."
- "Realized"? What is she, eight?

- She just "realized"...
- Whoa. Excuse me.

The body woman isn't
supposed to talk so much.

Oh, uh, I guess I'm not
supposed to have an opinion.

How about that book by Barbara Ehrenreich?

Why don't you say you've
read it and you got

to thinking about God in a new way?

Sort of a... epiphany.

They don't want to hear about epiphanies.

They're like orthodox Jews.

They want to know if
you're in their column.

Who are you calling?

Hello?

Grace, it's mom.

Religion is in my life again.

So, you're the felon?

That's me, the hardened criminal.

- You heading out?
- I was.

Back to lockup.

So Harvard to holding.

- Sounds like a book.
-A short one.

Three days behind bars... that
doesn't give you much material.

No gang rape?

No.

Strangely enough, not.

Well, that's too bad.

'Cause that would've been a turn-on.

Is that baby lotion?

It's not enough to show
that the codes are similar.

To prove economic espionage,
they need to show that you knew

the Chinese company was going
to give it to the government.

- Good. Because I didn't.
- Okay, I'll cross-examine.

Why?

The AUSA has

a thing for me.

I think I can distract him.

All rise.

Edwin Fong.

Owner and managing partner

- of the Fong Consulting Group.
- Mr. Fong,

you are the one who brokered the sale

of the app in question

- between J-Serve and the Baowen Group?
- I did.

J-Serve was eager to make
a bigger push into China.

I connected them with Mr. Baowen.

So you worked closely with
Camilla Vargas when she was CEO?

- The defendant?
- For three years, yes.

She was the one who hired my firm.

Okay.

Um...

And did you

keep Ms. Vargas in the loop

- during the app negotiations?
- I did. I had to.

She wanted to know every detail.

And did she, uh...

Did the defendant...

Uh, did, um...

Ms. Vargas.

Right. Ms. Vargas.

Did she... did, uh...

Uh, strike that.

Did you ask her whether

Mr. Baowen's company was connected

- to the Chinese government?
- Yes. And I told her yes.

- That's a lie.
- So she knew this app...

this stolen app... would
make its way to the Chinese?

Objection, Your Honor.

Calls for speculation, in my opinion.

Yes. Sustained.

Mr. Perotti?

Yes, Your Honor.

Oh, I'm good. I'm good.

No further...

questions.

Mr. Fong, is Camilla Vargas a bitch?

Objection, Your Honor.
That calls for an opinion.

Actually, Your Honor,
I'm just quoting Mr. Fong

from last week's trial.

"I advised J-Serve

"that China is a patriarchal society.

"And having a brash and bitchy

female CEO was problematic."

- Didn't you say that, Mr. Fong?
- Yes, but just

to be clear, I put
air-quotes around "bitchy."

So you were quoting

someone who called her bitchy?

No.

And, um, wasn't it your
opinion that Ms. Vargas

be left out of the negotiations?

Didn't you testify to that?

- Is that a "yes," Mr. Fong?
- Yes.

In fact, you went over her head

to the board of directors,

and kept key information
away from Ms. Vargas.

Mr. Fong?

Yes.

Nothing further.

It's odd, being back.

It's like being behind enemy lines.

Looks good.

Oh, yeah.

- Good evening.
- And to you as well.

May I offer you something to drink?

- Um, no, we're fine.
- Any more pleasantries or shall we start?

How is your health, Mr. Canning?

Well, I'm on a list for kidney transplants.

I'm sorry.

Oh, don't be.

At least I'm on the list.

And, uh, I feel kind of ghoulish,

waiting for someone to
die and give me a kidney.

Well, I really, um...

I hope things work out.

Thank you.

I don't suppose

one of those folders
holds a check for $550,000?

44 Brewer Street. 1530 Carpenter Avenue.

220 Lonsdale Road.

What?

Those are my buildings.

They're-they're using the
same OSHA complaints against me

- that I used against them.
- Yes, there are a dozen violations

of the Americans with Disabilities Act.

Total cost to repair is $1.6 million.

If you drop the OSHA charges against me,

we won't push these against you.

Okay.

Louis.

No, they have us.

We won't report your violations.

You have my word.

Well, thank you.

And, uh, again, I'm very sorry

about your health issues.

Let me know if I can do anything.

Well, there is something.

So we went back to the amendment

to the lease agreement. Page 24,

paragraph 18C.

It requires your physical presence

on the premises, Diane.

And your physical presence ended

when you walked out. Four weeks ago?

- Four weeks, two days.
- Since you're in violation

of this lease and no longer have

any legal hold on the property...

You can't evict us.

But, Diane,

thank you for your concern.

Do you want to drop this?

What do you mean?

Well, there is a way to beat them.

How? I haven't been here for four weeks.

I remember having that amendment inserted

when I thought that Will would push me out.

It doesn't require your personal presence.

It just requires a partner

from Florrick-Agos to be an occupant.

Who?

No.

Yep.

And how do you pray?

With ACTS?

With any other mnemonic device?

ACTS. That's from the Bible?

No, um... ACTS.

Adoration, Confession,

Thanksgiving and Supplication.

It's to remind you how to pray:

Not just to ask for things.

But, mom, you don't need to know all this.

I know, I just want to feel comfortable.

It's like opening arguments in court.

I know I won't use it all,

but it makes me confident.

Are you going to say
that you believe in God?

No.

Are you going to say
that you're an atheist?

No.

Then what are you gonna say?

I don't know.

That I think I'm struggling with it?

Are you?

No.

Maybe. I don't know.

You want some help with that?

I can't believe in God, Grace.

I know.

Why not?

I don't feel it the way you do.

I don't feel the need.

Then what's the struggle?

Politics.

Okay.

You don't judge me?

No.

I love you.

Hold on, hold on. Gotta get my keys.

Oh, damn.

What?

Mr. Agos. Good evening.

Ms. Grubick.

You've been drinking, Mr. Agos.

I have.

Which is my right.

It is. Any drugs?

Not yet. But the night is young.

No, she's joking.

No, I'm not.

Who is this, Cary?

I am Mr. Agos's pretrial services officer.

My job is to make certain

Mr. Agos lives up to
the dictates of his bail.

I wish you called, Ms. Grubick.

Well, when I spot-check, I don't call.

Where's your bathroom?

Through there.

Which of you drove home?

Neither. We were too inebriated.

Good.

How many bedrooms?

One.

- Did you take a taxi?
- No, we got an uber.

Oh, good, an uber car.

- Can I see?
- See... ?

The, uh, record on your iPhone.

You don't have to show her anything!

I'm not lying.

I didn't think you were.

Cary, you're obviously

severely inebriated.

You weren't at work all day.

Your immediate superior
didn't know where you were.

I was at a Harvard mixer.

Your companion says you're
planning to use drugs.

- She was joking.
- All I'm asking

is to see the uber trip on your iPhone

to confirm that you were not driving.

Click on the uber app

for me, please?

Thank you.

What?

Cary, I'm going to have to call officers,

- place you under arrest.
- What? Why?

You went over the state line.

You were in Indiana.

Oh, come on. Are you kidding me?

No.

The terms of your bail were quite explicit.

You are confined to Illinois.

It was a half-mile into Indiana.

Yeah, and I told you

to take this more seriously.

The court takes this very seriously.

Hello, yes.

This is, uh, PSO 12-385.

- I need an officer.
- Please, Ms. Grubick. I made a mistake.

I wasn't thinking about where I was going.

1313 Barbary Court.

No rush.

Thank you.

This is stupid.

Three... two... one.

- And now, turning to God...
- Uh-oh.

Now why do you say "uh-oh"?

I think you're preparing

to pull a quote from my past.

That's fine, she's doing fine.

You're making me nervous.

Oh, I have to go get her.

Well, a matter of fact, uh...

Two years ago, you went on the record

and declared that you were an atheist.

Now, do you still believe that?

Do I believe that I'm an atheist?

You were quite insistent at the time.

That sounds like me.

My life has gone through a
lot of changes over the years.

You're speaking of the scandal?

Yes, and everything.

If you had asked me six years
ago where I would be today,

it would not be running
for state's attorney.

- Yes, life is humbling.
- It is that.

And with each passing month,

I find my dogmatism decreasing.

I don't understand.

Well, I can't say for certain

that God doesn't exist.

Ugh, say it positively, not negatively.

Okay. So you're not not an atheist.

I'm sorry, that's my
inner-lawyer coming out.

I'm listening.

If it's one thing I hate
it's when people don't listen.

So, I'm open.

To people who talk about God?

Yes. Recently, I have looked
for answers outside of myself.

Is this due to the
shooting in the courthouse

last year of your law partner?

I'm sorry.

It's probably still difficult
for you to talk about that.

- It is.
- Good, good.

There's never a way to prepare for death.

- No.
- And God sometimes fills the void.

You were talking about listening to people

who share their love of God.

Now, is one of those
people your daughter, Grace?

I understand that she's
become a Christian, herself,

over the last couple of years.

Yes, it is not just the politicians

who have good research interns.

Has Grace talked to you?

- Yes.
- And shared her witness?

Well, she's talked to me about God.

You love your daughter
very much, don't you?

Yes.

I know you're uncomfortable
talking about Christ

and Grace sharing her faith journey,

but she must have had some
kind of impact on your thinking?

Yes, she has.

Mrs. Florrick.

Yes, that's it.

I know you don't pray, not yet.

But I want to pray with you.

And I'm sure Grace is praying
at this very moment for you, too.

God, thank you for
Alicia's honesty tonight...

That went well.

I was in Israel for a couple years.

Everybody there talks about God.

Like he's some Uncle hiding in the attic.

Drives you crazy.

Do you believe in God?

Yeah, but even I don't
like talking about it.

I don't like pretending
to be someone I'm not

when I'm being interviewed.

Really? You're good at it.

Your Honor, it was one quarter
of a mile outside of Illinois.

It doesn't matter if it was
one mile or a hundred miles.

Yes, it does. This is the kind

of minutia that makes the law insane.

Cary drove ten minutes from his
home to a Harvard get-together.

The route just happened to
take him outside of the state.

Yes, and I just acted as
ASA on five bail hearings

where the bail was revoked due
to similarly picayune reasons.

And the only reason that
we're debating this is

because Mr. Agos went to a
Harvard mixer, and he's white.

This is not a race issue.

Oh, it is, actually.

- Your Honor...
- No!

I talk now.

There was a man just in here in tears,

but I had to revoke his bail

because he went to his child's birthday.

So, yeah, I agree Mr.
Agos, it is a minor offense,

but the law is the law.

Now, how long will it take
you to finish your report,

miss, uh... Lucy? I mean, miss...

You.

24 hours.

Good, advise me on how to
modify the bail restrictions,

and then I'll make my decision.

That's it.

Good morning.

Morning.

Hi.

- What's up?
- Not much, why?

Have you heard this song
I heard on the radio?

"Call me maybe"?

- Yeah.
- I like it.

Is it popular?

It... it was, a few years ago.

Guess I'm late to everything.

I just, I can't get it out of my head.

♪ Hey, I just met you ♪

♪ And this is crazy... ♪

You're good, right?

Oh, yeah.

Me?

Oh, yeah.

Stanley Pronovost.

I'm an analyst in the CIA's

Directorate of Science and Technology.

Mr. Pronovost, are you
familiar with the Delcheck app

designed by J-Serve,
the defendant's company?

- Yes.
- And have you analyzed

- the app's decryption code?
- I have.

Now, have you seen this
decryption code anywhere else?

Yes, last month.

Kid on my staff came across
a program out of Beijing

with the exact same code.

And to whom did this program belong?

The MSS, China's CIA.

And how could the MSS use this program?

It'd be like a Swiss
army knife for hackers.

They could break into almost any database.

Banks, brokerage houses.

Even stock exchanges.

You want me?

This is a young firm, with young partners.

You bring experience, wisdom.

You have a lot to teach people, Howard.

Well, this is... Bit out of the blue.

Well, when one is pursuing excellence,

does timing really matter?

The last time someone
tried to woo me was 1958.

Farrow & McDaniel.

Good thing I said no...
they went belly up in '59.

Well, if you'd said yes,
maybe they'd still be around.

Aha!

Want more money.

Howard,

you know this isn't about
money for somebody like you.

Come on, it's about being in court.

It's about the rush of cross-examination.

Canning and David Lee, they
won't let you argue in court.

They don't believe in you.

We do.

Okay, so you want any
app sold to the Chinese?

We think the feds are overreaching here.

The Chinese could've
gotten the encryption code

from any civilian-purchased app.

Okay, I'm on it, um...

How's Cary doing?

How's he... ?

What? Why? What do you mean?

The spot-check last night.

- I haven't seen him here.
- Uh... what?

He was re-arrested last night.

- Miss Sharma?
- Yep.

I'm Joy Grubick.

I'm Mr. Agos's pretrial services officer.

You have a few minutes to talk?

So... yes!

- You are the firm's private investigator?
- Yes, I am.

And before that, you
held a similar position

with Lockhart/Gardner.

Or was it Lockhart/Gardner/Canning?

- Wait, no, um...
- Both of them.

And, yes, I worked there.

Yes.

Uh, do you work closely with Mr. Agos?

Yes.

And does your relationship
extend to the personal?

We're friends.

Um...

In 2012, uh...

You were arrested...

For harassing a juror.

Well, the charge was dropped.

But you were arrested?

Yeah.

2011? Yes, '11.

You were the subject
of a grand jury hearing

for the beating of a witness,

a psychologist named Dr. Booth?

Well, there was no indictment.

I'd never met Dr. Booth.

Mm...

So, have you worked for Mr. Agos

on any of the Lemond Bishop cases?

Yes, for Alicia Florrick
and Diane Lockhart.

So, I'm assuming that, uh...

You have regular interaction
with, uh, Mr. Bishop?

Had.

He's no longer a client.

Oh.

Uh...

Well, what about Mr. Bishop's employees?

Might you interact with them?

Of his legitimate businesses, yes.

You have an opinion...

On whether Mr. Agos is fit
for further bail release?

I do.

He's the most honest person I know.

And his re-arrest is a testament

to the inadequacies of the Cook
County system, not of Cary Agos.

♪ I threw a wish in the well ♪

♪ Don't ask me, I'll never tell ♪

♪ I looked to you as it fell ♪

♪ And now you're in my way ♪

♪ Hey, I just met you ♪

♪ And this is crazy ♪

♪ But here's my number ♪

♪ So call me, maybe ♪

♪ And all the other boys... ♪

No, no, no.

- It's not what you think.
- Fantasia!

She's gone, she let me in.

You need to go.

I couldn't stand it when you
said you were married in court.

Well, I was married.

I wanted to yell right there.

Why?

'Cause...

I looked at you.

♪ Your stare was holding ♪

♪ Ripped jeans, skin was showin' ♪

♪ Hot night, wind was blowin' ♪

- ♪ Where you think you're goin', baby? ♪
- Oh, no.

♪ Hey, I just met you ♪

♪ And this is crazy ♪

♪ But here's my number ♪

♪ So call me, maybe ♪

♪ It's hard to look right ♪

Um... I really need to work out more.

No, I used to be a lot skinnier.

You are the most beautiful
woman I've ever met.

♪ And this is crazy ♪

- ♪ But here's my number ♪
- This is wrong.

We're in court together.

Baby lotion.

Dear God.

I couldn't get the smell
of you out of my mind.

Damn your Old Spice to hell.

Oh.

♪ I missed you so, so bad... ♪

Thank you, God, for all your blessings.

Thank you for tonight and
for being with friends.

And for stimulating conversation.

And for your great word.

We're especially thankful
tonight for Grace.

She has done something extraordinary

in the last 24 hours, Jesus.

She has reached her mother.

Her mom is finally listening to her.

Her mom, whose heart was hardened,

has finally come around.

So I want us all to take Grace's example

and never give up on our loved ones.

Thank you, Grace.

In Jesus' name we pray. Amen.

Amen.

So what did you say, Grace,
that made your mom listen?

Um, well, you know, she's still struggling.

We all are.

The important thing is she
opened the door even an inch.

And you opened that door.

Hello, gentlemen.

How'd you get past reception?

- I let them in.
- What now, Diane?

I'm here about my lease.

Page 24, paragraph 18D.

You think just showing up
counts as physical presence?

There's not a court in the land...

Actually, no. We're
talking about paragraph 18D.

"If the leaseholder is unable to be

"physically on the premises,

"said obligation may be fulfilled

"by his or her proxy."

Say hello to his

or her proxy.

You hired him?

It's your final eviction notice.

You have 24 hours.

My physical presence and I

will be in my office, should you need me.

Hi.

Kalinda, anything on the other apps?

Hi, Kalinda.

- It's Elsbeth, too.
- Hi, Elsbeth.

No, um, nothing with any
kind of decryption code.

But, in 2002, the same Chinese company

bought a firewall program

from a Boston firm by the
name of Cunneyworth Dunlap.

Cunneyworth? What is that?

It's a CIA front company.

You're kidding.

No. They had to close shop

a few months later
after their name appeared

in news stories about
the Valerie Plame affair.

Okay, well, we can argue double standard,

that the U.S. government did the same thing

- they're accusing J-Serve of.
- Do you have any documentation?

I'm trying to get my hands on an invoice,

- but it's gonna take some time.
- We'll ask for a further delay.

- Okay.
- No.

Yes, Elsbeth?

No.

I think there might be another way.

What other way?

I've got his buttons.

Are you all right?

Yeah. Why?

I heard about last night.

Yeah. 800 yards into Indiana,
and I'm a felon again.

Well, we're here for you, Cary.

I know we've had our
differences about work,

but anything you need, we're here.

I think it's best I take a break from work.

- No.
- Alicia, they're coming after me,

and whatever I do, I'm an anvil here.

No.

We do this together.

Okay.

After further interviews,
this officer concludes

that the bail infraction was inadvertent.

But the officer also concludes
that Mr. Agos has been

casual in his conformity
to judicial rulings.

Therefore, we advise
further restrictions on bail.

What restrictions?

Ankle monitoring bracelet

and a 9:00 curfew.

Your Honor, lawyer hours would
make this highly impractical.

That's unfortunate. I don't care.

What else, Ms. Grubick?

No contact with the firm investigator

Kalinda Sharma.

- I'm sorry, what?
- Uh, 725 ILCS

185 prohibits interaction with
anyone considered dangerous.

Why is she dangerous?

Prior arrests,

a grand jury charge and
contact with Lemond Bishop.

This is unacceptable,
Your Honor. Ms. Sharma is

an integral part of the
operation of Mr. Agos's firm.

Yes, and Kalinda Sharma works
closely on Mr. Agos's cases,

as well as being a
social, uh, acquaintance,

but my report advises that the
court's rulings are paramount.

ASA Polmar, do you agree
with these added restrictions?

- We do, Your Honor.
- All right.

The bail is approved,

but only with these further
restrictions applying.

And if you break the
rules again, young man,

your bail will be revoked,

and you'll spend the rest of
your time until trial behind bars.

Hi.

Hi.

- Here are your buttons.
- Oh.

Thank you. Oh, and here...

is one of yours I found
in my hair this morning.

That song's been in my head.

Mm...

Actually, I'm here for work.

Oh.

One of our investigators, Kalinda Sharma,

found an invoice from a CIA shell company

that sold firewall software

to everyone's favorite Chinese company.

I think the judge would love to
hear how the Justice Department

is selectively prosecuting us.

Mm. I take it you have an
original invoice as proof.

I do indeed.

Huh.

How do I know you're not faking?

Uh-huh.

Well...

Yeah.

That was evidence!

Yes.

And now it's gone.

What you just did is illegal.

No, what you think I just did was illegal.

You just dropped it in your shredder.

Yes. I'm sorry.

So... last night didn't matter to you?

It did.

But work is work.

So you are fully aware that
you just destroyed evidence,

Assistant United States
Attorney Josh Perotti,

at 9:47 A.M.

Nice try, Elsbeth.

But that recording is inadmissible.

It requires two-party consent.

Well, then you need to
spend more time in Illinois

and less in D.C., because
this state's supreme court

recently struck down the
two-party consent law.

I only need one party.

And that's me.

And I, oh... I consent.

So... call me.

Maybe.

- Are you sure about this, Mr. Perotti?
- Yes, Your Honor.

We are withdrawing all
charges against J-Serve

and Camilla Vargas.

The Justice Department
considers this matter closed.

Okay, then.

This was a supreme waste of time.

In your opinion?

Thank you, both.

Now we can go back to
suing you for $23 million.

Oh, I can't wait.

See you in court.

You shouldn't have done it.

You shouldn't have either.

Are you heading out?

Yeah, back to D.C.

Bye, Elsbeth.

Good-bye, Josh.

You've got to be kidding me.

Well, the first order of business

is replacing that.

They removed the "f," the "a," and the "l."

Subtle.

Well, Cary says he's fine
with David Lee's office,

so I guess this is you and me.

No, take mine.

No, Diane.

I could use a fresh start.

You take my office.

I won't hear of it.