The Good Guys (2010): Season 1, Episode 7 - Hunches & Heists - full transcript

Texas federal bank, 10:13 am

Texas federal bank, 10:13 am
code 4120 in progress

Next on fox 4 news,
a pair of cops rob a bank?

One bystander
records this shocking footage

On his cellphone camera.

Everybody, get down!
Down!

You heard him!
Get down!

You too, cowboy!
Do not be a hero!

Got to remain calm!

We are police officers!

Do as we say,
no one will get hurt!



Cooper, when bailey and stark get in,

Could you kill them for me?

Two days earlier.

Two days earlier.
Dallas police dept

Last up -
And this is big, folks -

Some major intel from the fbi. The feds
have picked up some fairly serious chatter...

how was breakfast with liz? Shh!

...indicating the strong likelihood of
a major bank heist... don't shush me.

...somewhere inside dallas city
limits... spend all morning with your ex,

Come back
smiling like an idiot,

...most likely within the next
72 hours. Expect me to be silent?

All local substations are advised
to report... i'm not smiling.

...any suspicious activity in or around financial
institutions... not that it's any of your business,

But her and kyle
are having some issues,



So i gave her some advice,
as a friend.

...and to be on the lookout for the following
list of suspects. "Friend" my ass. You sly dog.

And i will be distributing...
you're planning a return trip.

...packets containing mug shots...
you're trying to get back in there.

...and arrest records
- Will you stop, okay? I am over liz.

Bailey, stark, have you even
heard a word i've said?

Sure, lieu.

Uh, feds have picked up
some reliable chatter

Indicating a major bank heist
in the dallas metro area

In the next 72 hours.

You're about to hand out
suspect mugs and raps,

And we're to consider all
individuals armed and dangerous.

Seriously,
how do you do that?

It's a gift.

Walter dipar- Diparco?

Oh, ana, you're chasing
your heinie on this one.

Excuse me?

Diparco.

Walter diparco.

I swear to god, i busted
this guy like 10 times

Between '85 and '88.

He is the worst getaway driver
in the business.

There's no way he's being hired
for a high-Profile heist.

Okay, well, detective stark,

As much as i respect
your professional assessment,

The fact still remains
that the suspect's name

Did wind up on a highly
sensitive federal watch list.

And my job
is to follow up on that.

You're wasting your time.

Okay, well,
perhaps you and bailey

Would prefer i assign you something

A little more your speed.

That sounds delightful.

No. No. No, it doesn't.

Yes, it does.
What do you got?

Case #4568

Cleaners
case #4568, stolen dry cleaning

All the way in back.
You can't miss it.

A break-In at a dry cleaners? Really?

Hey, at least
we got a real crime.

All that chatter
about a bank heist?

It's a bunch of drunk guys bragging.

And you know that how?

I don't know it.
I feel it in my gut.

Now i have to not only
look at your gut,

But i'm supposed to listen to it?

You know, you could stand to
listen to yours once in a while.

I just - I got a hunch

That this could be bigger
than it seems.

A hunch. Really?

Dan, all the cash was left
in the register.

The only things stolen
were clothes.

So who are our suspects, huh?

Goodwill?
The homeless?

Listen, jacko,

All i'm saying is...

whoa.
Now we know how they got in.

That is
an awfully big hole.

Yeah, now, aren't you glad
we're working a real crime

Instead of chasing a burnout
like walter diparco?

Walter diparco

Walter diparco
free on parole - 11.5 days

This is nice, right?

Quality
father-Daughter time,

Just like
before i went to jail.

I wasn't even old enough
to drink when you went away.

I know i've been out
of your life a long time, honey.

I missed a lot
of child-Support payments.

Dad, it's okay.

It's not okay.

From now on,
i intend to be there for you,

Financially and otherwise.

I swear i'll make it up to you, molly.

Maybe sooner than you think.

What's that supposed to mean?

Dad, promise me you're not
planning something stupid.

Cos- I do not want you
back in jail again.

I promise.

Of course, the only reason
i even got caught back then

Was because of dan stark.

He's probably chief by now.

Guy's like a supercop.

Good boy.

Ohh, it's burnin'.

Ohh.

All right, focus.

So, what do we got?

Well, whoever drilled
through this

Was using some pretty
high-Tech stuff.

I mean, look at this -

Concrete, brick -
All cut clear through.

And not only that,
they found the only blind spot

That the security cameras
can't see.

I mean, whoever did this really
knew what they were doing.

I told you,
my gut is never wrong.

You said this happened
in the middle of the night?

5:00 a.M. I get in -
Everything is gone.

Sir, i know this is
a difficult time for you,

But i got to ask you a question.

Is there anything you can do to get
this barbecue sauce out of this shirt?

I'll see what i can do.

That's great.
I appreciate that.

What?

Looky there.

It's a blade off one of them
high-Tech saws.

Wonder where that came from.

Ten hours earlier.

What's the holdup,
tommy?

Blade snapped.

How much longer
is this gonna take?

We're almost through.
I'm just swapping it out.

All right, let's move it!

Tommy!

Care to join us?

Impressive.

This is
a diamond-Honed blade

From a circular concrete
ring saw.

You don't see many of these.

Whoever ripped off
your cleaners

Wanted to get in there
pretty bad.

I don't understand.

If somebody's so serious about b&e,

Why waste their time
stealing clothes?

I don't know, but these guys
shouldn't be too hard to track down.

These saws cost a fortune.

Why are you wearing
a wife beater?

My shirt's undergoing
some minor repairs.

Sauce-Related repairs.

I swear to god, if i go to one
more construction site today,

I'm gonna stab myself in the eye
with a piece of rebar.

Oh, dan,
you've only been to three.

So, what are you saying,
i'm lazy?

Well, no.

You just don't like to work very hard.

Fair enough.

Hi. Excuse me.

Detective jack bailey,
dallas p.D.

We'd like to take a look
at your concrete ring saw.

Oh, that's tommy's department.

Tommy, cops here to see you.

Thataway.
Thank you.

So, when you say liz and kyle
are "going through things,"

What exactly
does that mean?

Dan, will you just
give it a rest, okay?

Liz and i are friends.
I'm over her.

I'm thinking that could be
our guy. Yeah, you think?

Hey, son of a...

bitch!

That guy's not a metalworker.
He's a ninja.

A ninja named tommy.

I got to up my cardio.

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Dallas police

Stark, i'd say i've
never seen you looking worse,

But i'd be lying.

Oh, you'd have understood
if you'd seen this guy, ana.

This was no small-Time crook.

I- I mean, he clocked jack
with a can of righteous bojamba.

I mean, he hit you hard.
Am i right?

And then - And then
he did this spin-Move thingy.

It was really bad-Ass.

Were you attempting
to apprehend this individual

Or admire his technique?

Little of both.

The point is, lieutenant,

Whoever did this dry-Cleaners job,

They were after
more than just pants.

How exactly do you know that?

Well, i don't know it.
I just...

you feel it in your gut.

It's all right.
You can say it, jack.

If we could just get some resources

For the investigation, it would really
- Every resource i've got right now

Is tied up trying to crack
this bank-Heist ring.

Oh, you're still worried about
this walter crap?

Yes, i am, which means you two
are gonna have to solve the case

Of the missing jammies on your own.

I've got work to do.

Fine!

You work on
your imaginary bank heist,

Chasing amateurs like walter.

We're dealing with pros.

Guys who -
How'd you put that, jack?

Guys who knew
what they were doing.

You hear that, ana?

Guys who knew
what they were doing.

What are those pills?

They're for my heart.

Back in '03,
a smash-And-Grab in miami -

I got so mad at my safecracker

That i yelled until
my left arm went numb.

Also broke a blood vessel
in my eye.

It was very unsightly.

Next thing i know, i'm
handcuffed to the hospital bed.

Is that why you don't eat meat
and stuff?

No.

The reason i'm vegan

Is because i believe the path
to spiritual enlightenment

Lies in understanding that every
living being in the universe

Is connected.

Even cows.

That's too bad,
'cause this burger's damn tasty.

Yeah, well,
it's full of hormones and...

where's tommy?
He's five minutes late.

And if there's one thing
i can't abide,

It's a disrespect for punctuality.

I think he's waiting right outside.

Hey, bring tommy in.

You wanted to see me,
dolph?

Yeah. Sit down.

I heard two cops
paid you a visit today.

Yeah, but i outran them.

I swear.

I didn't tell them a word,
not one word.

Relax, tommy.
I'm not upset.

My yoga instructor told me

To eliminate all sources
of stress from my life.

We're good here, tommy.
Nothing to worry about.

Thomas kilton is the suspect.

Paychecks from the construction
company go to a p.O. Box,

So we need a warrant to try
and track down a home address.

You think you can do me
a solid?

Yeah, i'm sure our ninja
welder's just sitting at home,

Waiting for us to get a warrant.

You ever consider
there might be more clues there?

You ever consider a shirt?

Dan, how about you and your
armpits give us a minute here?

You're worried your girl
might like what she sees,

And i get that.

I'll make myself scarce.

Anyway... the warrant
shouldn't be a problem, jack.

Just give me a few hours
to process it.

Great. Thanks.
Mm-Hmm.

Oh, uh, hey, um...

kyle - Is he still acting weird?

Yeah, a little.

Your advice really helped,

Though he's just
acting all nervous lately.

Well, there's probably
an explanation.

You just got to give him time.

Or dump him.

Just kidding.

I'm sure it's nothing.

Boy, it was amazing
how you handled liz back there.

You know,
it's like you're soul mates.

Okay, enough, dan,
all right?

I keep telling you,
i'm -

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're over her.

I'm looking for dan stark.

I'm dan stark.

How can i help you?

My name is molly diparco.
I'm walter's daughter.

Yeah, molly.
Come here.

Right over here.

How's your daddy?

Well, i'm worried that he might be
up to something, detective stark.

Do you think you can talk to him?

He seems to respect you.

Just tell him
to stay out of trouble.

I'd do anything for a lovely
young lady like yourself.

Oh, um

You know, my dad

Used to cut out
newspaper articles about you

When i was a kid.

You know, back when you -

Saved the governor's son,
yeah.

I'm - I'm blushing, aren't i?

Don't beat yourself up.

A lot of women
have that reaction to me.

It's natural.

Look, dan, this is wrong.

Hey...

if i could make myself less
attractive to hot young women,

Don't you think i'd do it?

Not that.

You got to tell ruiz
you know where walter is.

Oh, don't worry about that.

There's no way walter's
up to something big.

You go serve your warrant
on the ninja welder.

I'll catch up
with you later.

Dan!

All right, now, stay sharp.

He's probably not home,
but if he is, he's dangerous.

He's like a... ninja.

What the hell?

Prelim tox report is clear.

This guy took the "h" train
and missed his stop by a lot.

Heroin?

Well, how does a guy like that
take out two armed cops?

I mean, in my experience,
a heroin habit

Isn't really good
for muscle tone.

Maybe you were having
an off day.

No.
No, no, no, no, no.

This doesn't make sense.
Something's not right.

This guy had no track marks.
He had no prior drug arrests.

A guy like this
doesn't just come home,

Turn on cartoons,
and o.D.

18 hours earlier

Relax, tommy.
I'm not upset.

My yoga instructor told me

To eliminate all sources
of stress from my life.

We're good here, tommy.
Nothing to worry about.

Now,
this isn't gonna hurt a bit.

First, you're gonna feel
really great.

No. And then you're
gonna feel really dead.

No, no, no, no, no!

Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.

Dump him at his place.

This is why you got to be careful

About what you put in your body.

You remember -
When was it -

I want to say '87...

when your getaway car spun out

And you crashed
into a swift-Mart?

Do you remember that?

You - You found me hiding
in the beer fridge.

In the fridge.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
I was so cold.

And you were so drunk.

Yeah, those were fun times.

Good times.

Except for the
"you sending me to jail" part.

I miss it sometimes.

Being in the game.

The thrill of the chase.

The cat-And-Mouse.

Of course, you were a better
mouse than i was a cat.

I was the cat.

You were the cat?
Cat chases mouse.

Oh, yeah.
Yeah, that was good times.

Yeah.

Don't take this
the wrong way,

But i always thought you'd be
running things some day.

Ah, hell.

You know, being a cop, you know,
one day, you're a hero,

Next day, you're the guy
who failed the urine test

Or, you know,
borrowed the evidence.

It doesn't matter.

Being on the street's where i belong,

Busting punks,
taking prisoners, you know?

Walter, i-I-I know
you miss the game.

Mm-Hmm.

But you're not up to anything,
are you?

Hmm?

Your daughter's
really worried about you,

And between you and me,

The feds think you may be
cooking up a bank heist.

The feds are thinking about me?

Walter, serious.

You got to look me in the eye

And tell me that
you're not up to anything.

I'm not up to anything.

The cops know
we're up to something.

Don't worry about the cops.

I've got a plan
to take care of them.

Take this.

I think you'll like it.

It's an aca? Smoothie.
It's rich in antioxidants.

Envelope is 10 grand
in cash.

Consider it an advance.

Now, would i give you this
if i wasn't 100% certain

That the bank job's gonna be okay?

Not unless you hate money.

Trust me,
that's not the case.

And i promise you, walter,

The cops have no idea
what's going on.

What are we doing here, dan?

We already took
this guy's statement.

You got a lot to learn.
You know that?

You always come back
to the scene of the crime.

See it with fresh eyes.

You're here to pick up
your shirt, aren't you?

You're finally starting
to feel my rhythms.

I really am.

I'm freaking out.

It's like the sauce
was never there.

Dan? Seriously, jack. Look at this.

Can you tell me
where that stain was?

I left five security guard uniforms
here on monday. Can you tell me where it was?

You're telling me you don't have
any of them? Because i-I-I can't see.

Dan. Gilad: i'm so sorry. We
were broken into the other day.

So i got to wear this uniform
every day for a week?

Excuse me, sir, uh...

you said you had some
security guard uniforms stolen?

Five of them. Why?

These gentlemen are detectives.

Amazing job on this shirt, dude.

Where do you work?

Texas federal bank.

Stolen security guard uniforms.

And that's why you come back
to the scene of the crime.

We got to get over there now.

If any of these guards
look suspicious,

We take them down.

I think we need to question them
before we take any-

Look.

Okay, jack.

Okay, we don't know who's good
and who's bad here.

Five stolen unis?

Could be dealing with
a whole posse here.

You take him.
I'll take the others.

Okay.

Just don't make a commotion.

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Excuse me, sir?

Sir?!

Gun, gun, gun!

Get down!
That's right!

Everybody on the ground!

All right, down! Down!
Everybody, down!

You heard him!
Get down!

Get down! You too, cowboy!
Don't be a hero!

Remain calm, folks!

We are police officers!

You do as we say,
no one will get hurt!

What the hell is going on?

If you're police officers,
why are you tackling my guard?

You know this man?

He's been working here
14 years.

Dan, i need you to check his bag.

Roger that!

What do you got, dan?

It appears to be
a... sandwich.

Ham and cheese.

A yellow viscous subst-
Oh, it's mustard.

I'm sorry.
Sorry.

Let me tell you something.

Those pants
are dry-Clean only.

Don't you ever
machine-Wash those again!

You make me sick.

What is it with you two?

First you tell me i'm chasing my
tail on this bank-Heist thing,

Then you go and rob a bank?

We didn't rob a bank, lieutenant.

We were just - Keeping the world
safe from gary the guard's lunch.

Yes, i know.

What i want to know is what you
were doing here in the first place?

That was, uh -
My bad, ana.

It was just another one
of my stupid hunches.

Jack fought me on it
the whole way over.

I'm sorry.

Fight him harder next time.

Why'd you do that?

She already hates me.
What's one more thing?

Wow, thanks, dan.

You'd do the same thing for me.

Come on.
Buy me lunch.

We'll call it even.

I just want to know
who stole those uniforms.

10 seconds ahead of schedule -
Very pleased, gentlemen.

Now we know
who the dead weight was.

See that, carson?

This is why i'm careful
about what i eat.

Keeps the mind clear.

Bring it, baby.
Bring it, bring it.

All right.

Yeah, yeah.

You don't hold back
when your partner is buying.

Hey, you're learning
from the best, i might add.

The way you tackled that guard

Reminded me of a young me.

Oh, my god.

I'm gonna turn into you, aren't i?

Don't flatter yourself.

You're a long way from being me.

For one thing,
i don't beat myself up.

You know,
you screw up, you move on.

I'll be sure
to write that one down.

Well - Well, you should.

And while you're at it,
write this one down -

It's not the worst thing
in the world

To follow your gut
every once in a while.

Yeah,
i'm gonna pass on that one.

I trusted my gut once before.
Didn't work out too well for me.

Liz?

Yeah.

I don't want to talk
about it.

Yeah, you do.

It's our second date.

I go pick her up, and on the way
to dinner, i get a flat.

So i get out of the car
to change the tire.

And before i know it,
she is standing next to me -

She's already gotten the spare
out of the trunk.

I don't know another woman in dallas

Who would help a guy
change a tire.

And my gut told me
that this was gonna be the girl

That i was gonna marry.

I was sure of it.

Two years later,
she's with kyle,

And i'm with...

you.

So, obviously,
my gut was wrong.

But you're over her.

Yes, dan, i am.

Jack, you're not.

Okay, okay.

L- L-Let's suppose
that is the case,

Which it's not.

What do you propose
i do about it, huh?

Something stupid and impulsive.

What, like tackle a security
guard at texas federal?

There you go
beating yourself up again.

You know,
frank used to have a saying -

You're always wrongest
before you're right.

What does that even mean?

Seems self-Explanatory to me.

Oh, ge-

Damn it!

This shirt was supposed
to last me another six weeks!

Bailey.

Maybe that dry-Cleaner dude

Will give me a refund.

Yeah, yeah,
h- He's here with me.

I- I got it.

What's up?

Dispatch says
that walter's daughter,

Molly diparco, called.

She wants to see you.
She says it's urgent.

Darlin', box my meat.

He was acting
really weird this morning.

And then, when i got home,
i found this note.

"If i don't come home
from work tonight,

Don't worry about me."

That's not so weird.

He doesn't have a job,
detective stark.

Okay, that's weird.

Molly, your dad
didn't happen to say

Where he was going today,

I mean, what part of town?

He said something about

"Just stay away
from the 4th street bridge."

You don't think...

suicide? Nah.

Well... maybe.

Dan, do you know of any banks
by the 4th street bridge?

Yeah, dallas trust & loan's
by the 4th street bridge.

Why?
I got a hunch.

Wow.

He always liked to use station
wagons for his getaway cars.

So keep your eyes peeled for
a wood-Paneled station wagon.

What, you mean like that one
right there?

Son of a bitch.

He is robbing a bank.

Walter lied to me!

Oh, wow. Really?

A convicted felon lied to a cop?

That's new.

I'm gonna kick
walter's ass.

He looked me in the eye.

What are you doing?
Calling it in.

There's a bank robbery
in progress.

Jack, jack,
think about it.

We call this in to ruiz,
what's she gonna say?

"Good job, guys"?

Something along those lines, yes.

Hell no!
She'll laugh in our face.

We're gonna be the cops
who cried "bank."

"The cops who cried 'bank'"?

It's a well-Known...

children's story.
No, it isn't.

Just give me five minutes

And let me - Let me see if i
can defuse the situation, okay?

I'm calling it in.

No, you're not. Give
it to me! Yes, i am.

No, you're not!
Yes, i am!

Give it!
Give it!

Just give me five minutes.

Hello, walter.

Dan,
what are you doing here?

That's funny, i was just about
to ask you the same thing.

This is my partner -
Jack bailey.

Jack, walter diparco.

Heard a lot about you.

What the hell, walter?

You gave me your word
you weren't up to anything.

I'm not up to anything.

20 minutes earlier

This gig couldn't be easier.

My guy shows your crew
to the vault.

They grab, you go.

It literally can't go wrong.

Gosh, you really thought of everything.

Well, that's my job.

Good luck, guys.

Not that you're gonna need it.

So, those guys
who just got out of this car

Carrying duffel bags into that bank,

They're, what, going camping?

The guns aren't loaded.

Oh, damn it, walter.

I'm sorry, dan, i just -

The guy i'm working for came
to me with a foolproof plan -

No alarms, no nothing.

He has a guy working on the inside.

We just walk in, walk out.

No live ammo, nobody gets hurt.

You know how i feel about bullets.

You're right, dan.
This guy's a real saint.

What's the deal
with the 4th street bridge?

How'd you know about that?

Oh, my god.
Did molly tip you off?

Never mind how we know.

This boss guy, dolph -

He had us plant charges on the bridge

To gum up traffic,
give us an easy getaway.

Should have gone off
about 10 minutes ago.

We were just there.
It's fine.

Sounds like this dolph guy
was lying to you, walt.

No.

No. Why would he lie?

18 minutes earlier

Good luck, guys.

Not that you're gonna need it.

All right, boys,
the decoy crew's on its way.

Once they set off that alarm,

The dallas p.D. Will come down
on them like a hammer.

Clear sailing for us.

Got it, boss.
We'll see you at the meetup.

Okay, here's what i want to know.

If this dolph guy gave you
such a foolproof plan,

Then why'd he have you
plant charges on the bridge?

I- I don't understand.

If no alarm is gonna go off,
why gum up traffic?

I mean, the whole plan
is so that your guys

Can get in and get out before
the cops even know about it.

So why would he want to block
our response route

If there's not even supposed
to be a response?

That's a good question.

And while we're at it,

Why would he hire

The worst getaway driver
in the business

For such a big heist?

No - No offense, walter,
but it...

sounds like this dolph guy might
not be as smart as you think.

Or maybe he's smarter.

What do you mean?

I think dolph wanted you
to get caught, walter.

Huh?

They're decoys.

Think about it -

You rob a bank here,
who gonna respond to that call?

Our substation, precinct 27,

Probably 28, too,

Because everyone's geeked up
on that fbi intel.

But you blow the bridge
after the initial response

So that no one can cross back over.

You got practically all of
highland park to yourself.

Yeah, and 10 minutes before the nearest
black-And-White can show up.

Wouldn't hurt to have a bunch of
security guard uniforms, either.

No, you guys are crazy.

There's a guy on the inside.
No alarm.

All right, folks! This is it!

Robbery in progress -
Dallas trust & loan!

This one's for real!
Let's move!

I- I-I don't get it.

???Nothing to get, walter.
You got set up.

Damn it.

I thought i was back in the game.

I thought i was gonna
get to feel that thrill

Just one more time.

Go.
Huh?

Drive, walt!

Drive us across
the 4th street bridge now!

This is the greatest hunch
in the history of hunchdom!

It's not a hunch, dan,
all right?

It's just solid
deductive reasoning.

Solid destructive reasoning,
my ass!

My boy finally found his gut!

Look, can we just agree to
disagree on how i arrived at -

Guys, you might want to put
on your seat belts for this.

Look! Up ahead!

Here comes ruiz.

Oh, yeah!
Oh, ho ho ho!

There's that rush!
Oh, yeah!

Attaboy, walter!

You soak it up, dude!

You deserve it!

Oh, come on!
He's a getaway driver!

This is like a drug to him!

Seat belts.

That was amazing!

Did you guys see that?

You mean those explosions
that almost killed us?

Yeah, i got a glimpse
out of the corner of my eye.

Well, it looks like we're
officially the only cops

On this side of the river.

Yeah.

Now all we go to do
is find the real heist.

Okay, so just those two places?

Thank you.

Okay, bridewell security

Has guards at two locations
in highland park -

An art museum and a jewelry store.

Two good places to rob.

Yeah, but we don't have time
to get to both.

What's your gut telling you, jack?

My gut is carsick.

Yeah, the shocks on this thing
are not great.

Come on, jack, you got to have
a hunch one way or the other.

No, no, no, no.

I am not doing this, dan, all right?

This is too big of a decision

To base on something
as flimsy as a hunch.

I respect that.

Looks like there's only one way
to settle this thing.

What are you doing?

Heads it's the art museum,
tails it's the jewelry store.

What? No.

Dan, this is an armed robbery
we're talking about.

We're not flipping a coin.

I'm not hearing
any better ideas.

This coin is all we got.

What's it gonna be, jack -
The coin or your gut?

No, no.
I'm not playing this game.

Okay, fine.
Coin flip it is.

Heads!

Okay, walter,
head to the museum.

Uh, okay.

Jack,
tell him where to go.

No.

What? No, no.

These guys aren't hitting up
a museum, all right?

T- T-They're not the type
that would steal a painting.

Is this more of
your deluctive reasoning?

Nope.

Pure hunch.

Yee-Haw!

All right, walter!

To the jewelry store!

I love it!

The bridge is out, boys.

Nothing's getting across
that thing for hours.

The cops are at the bank -
Time to do your thing.

Quick and easy - Kill anybody
that causes trouble.

I'll see you back
at the rendezvous point.

You got it, boss.

And let me just say once again

How great i think this plan is.

Just bring me the jewels.

Okay, weathers jewelers

Should be coming up here on the left.

Pull up as close to
the front entrance as possible.

If they're in there,

We got to block their escape route.

Can you do that?

You give me a good station
wagon, and i can do anything.

Being a cop is so much fun.

You're not a cop.

Lady! Lady!

Baby! Baby!

We're here.

Wow!

You really are

The worst getaway driver
in the business, aren't you?

Yeah, he got caught a lot.

Not a lot.
Maybe like 50% of the time.

Yeah,
i guess that is a lot.

Dallas trust & loan

All right, nice job, everyone.
I'm very proud of you.

I think the feds will be very pleased

With the dallas police department.

Police! Get away from the building!

Step aside!

All right!??????

Ice! Ice and elevate!

Get back!
Back, back, back, back!

Stay back!

Hey, jack.

It's empty.
They're not here.

Jack.

What the hell are the cops
doing here?

Get us out of here, now!

Son of a whore!

Start the car!
Start the car!

Uh, i-I don't think i can.

Oh, you're terrible!

I'm sorry, walter.
I'm very disappointed in you.

You're horrible!

Well, at least your hunch was right.

We had them. Damn.

My bad.

Big week for you guys.

Most cops would have been happy
with just robbing a bank.

We didn't -

No, no, no, no.

Yes, you did. I saw the news.

And tonight i get to watch you

Crash a car over a fire hydrant...

ana. ... a car being
driven by a known criminal

On the federal watch list,
i might add.

Yeah, and we caught
the real bad guys!

Oh, "the real bad guys,"

The mysterious crew
of criminal masterminds

In stolen security guard uniforms

Which absolutely nobody saw
but the two of you?

Lieutenant, i assure you.

These people are real.
They exist.

And where are they now?

They got away,

On account of walter's car
not working.

And their names are?

Well...
we don't know.

Oh, "they got away"
and "we don't know."

Those are brilliant answers,
gentlemen, really.

They work
for a guy named dolph.

Dolph? Yeah, just dolph. Just dolph.

Look, lieutenant -

Lieutenant, i know that
this story seems far-Fetched -

No, it -
It ain't far-Fetched!

Ana, it happened!

I mean, you would have seen it

If you weren't stuck
on the other side of town,

Breaking up a fake heist.

Oh, "a fake heist."

So the men we apprehended in
the bank, the ones holding guns

In front of dozens and dozens
of sworn witnesses,

Who admitted to not only
robbing the bank,

But planting charges under
the bridge, those guys are fake?

Not easter bunny fake,
but, yeah, fake.

I mean, t-T-They existed.

I mean, they shared this -

This temporal
four-Dimensional existence.

Like an optical illusion?

No, like a decoy.

Okay, bailey,

I know that being partners
with dan stark is no picnic.

Trust me, i know. And i sympathize.

But for the love of god,
i'm asking you,

The next time he asks you

To "follow his gut"
on something this big,

Stop and walk away from the light.

We didn't follow dan's gut, all right?

We followed my gut.

Oh, that's great.

I got two dan starks.

Both of you,
get out of my office.

You're getting my chairs wet.

They were wet when we got here.

Can i buy you some barbecue?
Absolutely.

Well, jacko,

If the three-Meat combo
isn't gonna cheer you up,

Nothing will.

I don't need cheering up.
I just need...

what?

I just need to go like
a solid six months

Without my boss
tearing me a new one.

You mean what happened in there
with ruiz?

It's unavoidable.

It's seemed really,
really avoidable.

So what?

Even if it is,
a real cop doesn't care about

The occasional ass-Chewing
by the boss-Man-Lady.

All a real cop cares about

Is stopping real crimes.

And we did that today.

I mean, i don't care
if we're the only two people

In that entire department who know.

We know it.

That's enough.

You know what?
You're right.

Although stopping a real crime
and getting a promotion,

That'd be nice, but -
Hey, hey.

Quiet up and snake a bite
of that beef rib

Before the sauce congeals.

That's it. Dig in.
Get it.

Mmm.

How's that?

Mmm.
That's good.

What, i'd steer you wrong?

Look at you, jack bailey,
going to town

On your first three-Meat combo.

I'll tell you, you look like
a young dan stark.

Oh, god.
Okay, will you...

i know a hell
of a good dry cleaner.

Yeah.

Hey, speaking of dry-Cleaning,

What do you think's gonna happen

To those guys with
the stolen security uniforms

When they go back
to their boss empty-Handed?

I'm sure dolph will understand.

3.5 hours later

3.5 hours later
well outside of dallas

There's my guys.

You set us up, dolph.

Yeah, i set you up.

I set you up
with the perfect heist.

Where are the jewels?
There are no jewels.

We pull up,

There's a car smashed
into another car out front

And two cops are flashing badges

Like they just had them shined.

You said there'd be no cops!

Nada. None.

Wait. What cops?
What are you talking about?

You know damn well
what i'm talking about!

So what was your plan, dolph?

Huh? Were we supposed to be
your decoy crew?

Okay, guys, tell me this is
some kind of a sick joke

And that the diamonds are in the van.

There aren't any diamonds.

But you're damn well
gonna give us our money.

I wouldn't do that
if i were you.

Not happy about this!

I sent you in there with everything!

And you come back
with nothing!

What's the matter, boss?

You forget to take your heart pills?

Looks like you got problems,
my friend.

Yeah.

But you...

got bigger problems.

Oh, really?
What's that?

You're out of bullets.

You shouldn't eat so much meat.

It clouds your thinking.

Come on.

Help.

Help.

Three days later

Okay, mr. Diparco,

On the recommendations
of detective bailey and stark,

I managed to get you
the most lenient term possible.

Thanks, guys.

Don't thank us too much.
You're still going to jail.

Yeah, but i am kind of deserve that.

Per the terms of your plea,

I also managed to get you
your old cell back -

The one you requested over
the laundry-Room exhaust vent,

That, "smells like fabric softener."

Uh, dan?

Can i ask you one last favor?

What do you need, walt?

The guy, dolph -
He gave me a big advance.

10 grand.

It's in a locker
at the bus station on 18th.

Could you see that molly gets it?

You got it, walter.

All that time in the joint,

All i could think of was,
"how can i make it up to her?"

And now maybe i missed my last shot

At making things right.

Trust me,
when you get to be my age,

You realize that the only thing
that matters in life

Are the people you love.

I hope you get a good roommate.

Me too.

Could you guys excuse me for a second?

Yeah, what are you doing?

Liz traynor
assistant district attorney

Something stupid and impulsive.

Jack, i'm glad you're back.

There's actually something
that i wanted to tell you.

I have something to tell you, too.

I'm not over you.

Kyle asked me to move in with him.

Oh.

Yeah.

And you said...

told him
i would think about it.

Well, that would explain
why he's, uh...

acting weird and all that, yeah.

Yeah.
Yeah.

Big question like that
on your mind, that's stressful.

Okay.

What do you say that, uh,
this...

didn't happen?

Never happened.
Good.

Okay.

Liz?

Yeah.

You're not gonna move in with kyle.

What makes you say that?

It's just a hunch.